I guess im randomly asking but does anyone know a trick to get back into an Instagram account..? I was stupid lost the login password. I would love any tricks you can offer me.
@Crosby Rohan Thanks for your reply. I got to the site thru google and im in the hacking process atm. Takes a while so I will get back to you later when my account password hopefully is recovered.
@@b0zay Well, he’s like 70 years old now, so yes. I don’t know how high of a level he got in his training, but he’s no Jean-Claude Van Damme, who was the real deal in Europe and a champion fighter. There was some debate over which of the two would win in a fight. All my money would be on Van Damme.
@@alan30189 seagal is legit and in his 30s he could break wrists and limbs of UNTRAINED people, aikido is a self defense martial art, what will you do with it against a wrestler or a boxer? aikido is for the movies
There's only two ways picking a fight with Steven Seagal ends - a trip to the emergency room or the morgue. Depends on his mood at the time. Always a treat to watch this guy take care of business.
This is exactly how going to buy something in a store in Detroit feels like 😂 You have fools squatting the store. And they know customers have money. So they sometimes either try to sell them stuff or rob them 😆
In the original film that started it all, "Above the Law" he too was mugged at a convenience shop. What made the aftermath of that scene was him getting into his vehicle to enjoy the classic tune by beloved trumpetist Chuck Mangione "It feels so good" In my view one of the most majestic pieces of cinematographic history.
My favorite movies of his are Out For Justice, Above the Law and Under Siege. Nothing like seeing him bending an arm backwards with that "crunch" sound!
Nothing good happens when I walk into a convenience store either, usually because the THIEF MOTHERFUCKERS haven't reloaded the receipt rolls into the fucking gas pumps thinking I'm gonna buy something when I walk in. They owe me 2 lbs. of jerky when they do that, and I always fucking collect.
The morphing of Seagal's accent is one of life's greatest pleasures. I can't pinpoint it but this one definitely sounds like a rather feeble attempt at something out of the Louisiana bayou. He's a national treasure.
@@megachoons I stand corrected. International Treasure. I have a theory that Seagal is actually a performance artist in the vein of Andy Kaufman and that he is having a great laugh at our expense. What if he is just the greatest practitioner of kayfabe in all of human history?
Can you imagine in real life seeing someone who looks like Steven seagal they're telling you that if you don't let him walk by he's going to f*** you up and you don't believe him I would make a path lol
J Hallenback, you are a funny man. It is so easy to disparage someone that has actual talent, has travelled the world, married beautiful women, and become a self made millionaire. If you have not done the same, guess what , shut the hell up...
Starbucks would be perfect. Maybe have some latte loving, BLM thugs tell him how he’s a racist because he’s got white skin that they’re going to turn black and blue. Never see it happen though. Wouldn’t get past the censors.
@@bobbys4327 that or I came to clown on Steven Seagal. You know, for being a fat piece of shit who can't act who's action scenes are him flailing randomly while the camera shakes so you can't see how unfit and incapable of fighting he is. Lmao
@@creeeamy7133 Well his early movies were good (Nico, Out for Justice etc.),, but you're absolutely right, he's a miserable fat fuck, and a traitor as well
@@cactusmaloneexactly! I swear all seagal fans are middle aged out of shape dudes who envision themselves like seagal in his movies where all women desire them and he beats everybody's ass while acting stoic. It's really embarrassing
So...let me get this straight. The second guy is stupid enough to pull a knife on him after he see what happened to the first guy with the gun? I'd be saying hell yeah man, take the car.
Steven Seagal is real champion not fake one that's why i like him much I love hes job wow my dreams was to be like him im soo proud of him God power miracel's blessing u 🤗
There would never be a lack of excitement ...a lot of guys hate shopping, but they wouldn't mind if they tagged along with him. They would know something is going to break loose.
Say what u want about seagal, but he's a versatile actor. He seems to change his own voice in a lot of his roles now and he manages to sound like a completely different person. That's the sign of a good actor. Don't know why he gets a lot of insults. He's very impressive for a big man the action scenes too. He must be around 200lbs now but still has the speed
@Marvin Dorfler. Your remarks are valid. The only reason Seagal is the butt of many jokes is that he has potential inside his brain which he is not exploiting. Instead, he is focusing on action which is not his forte. Maybe one or two movies would be OK. But he made tons of movies to showcase his fighting skills which ruined it. If he had done movies where he is the thinking brain directing others to do the front line work, the movies would have been blockbuster hits. Instead he chose to do "everything" himself. That's the problem.
6'4 and he has lost weight look up Jesse enkamp, and Steven Seagal he follow's the samurai diet, wich means that its a very strict diet, but a really interesting diet looks yummy.
@@interestedlen8823 Exactly. He's huge as it is, around 6'5", and now very overweight, so definitely closer to 300. I died laughing when the OP said 200 lbs! LOL Still love watching his fight scenes, though.
6'4 and he has lost weight look up Jesse enkamp, and Steven Seagal he follow's the samurai diet, wich means that its a very strict diet, but a really interesting diet looks yummy.
That's what I'm talkin' about. I miss Steven Seagal. Soft spoken, kick ass, so fast you don't even see it coming. I could watch him and Robert De Niero every day.
If they commit murder during a robbery, they might actually get a couple of years in prison. Armed robbery without murder, they'll be out on the street within months. The "new" America sucks.
I like how it quickly it transitions from him saying "i'm taking his car b*tch" to him violently kicking the guy in the chest and sending him flying through a windshield.
Filmed in my hometown my mom works at that beer store it totally looks different Thats the same building where the movie Damage with Steve Austin was filmed The big B Its tight to see my town in Big Hollywood movies
steven seagal movies are so fucking great because it's relatable. we all want to do this shit and feel like a total badass
I like to watch this after a stressful day. It helps me relax.
Same
I'm probably more of a man than him, but maybe not.
I guess im randomly asking but does anyone know a trick to get back into an Instagram account..?
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@Crosby Rohan Thanks for your reply. I got to the site thru google and im in the hacking process atm.
Takes a while so I will get back to you later when my account password hopefully is recovered.
Love it when Steven goes to the store!
What about when he goes to the restaurant?
Бьёт и говорит хулиганы)
I don't care what anybody says I still love watching Steven Seagal kick ass.
no shit... me too
He’s the real deal, too. No one to F with.
@@alan30189 aikido is dog shit in real life, any mma trained dude would destroy seagal
@@b0zay Well, he’s like 70 years old now, so yes. I don’t know how high of a level he got in his training, but he’s no Jean-Claude Van Damme, who was the real deal in Europe and a champion fighter. There was some debate over which of the two would win in a fight. All my money would be on Van Damme.
@@alan30189 seagal is legit and in his 30s he could break wrists and limbs of UNTRAINED people, aikido is a self defense martial art, what will you do with it against a wrestler or a boxer? aikido is for the movies
Legend has it the shopkeeper is still counting to this day for Seagal return.
Dude delivered on his promise, you got to respect that
not so ugly as he deserved)
There's only two ways picking a fight with Steven Seagal ends - a trip to the emergency room or the morgue. Depends on his mood at the time. Always a treat to watch this guy take care of business.
Don't mess with a man buying cheap whisky. He is already having a bad day.
Where can I get some of that sweet Jack's?
cheap movie and what kind of liquor store still has vhs taped security?
@@nighttrain1236 Try Amazon Foods!
@@mrneal9079 its the 90s
@@seb1282 ahhh makes sense. thanks
People just can't leave Steven Seagal alone...they have to learn the painful hard way
Probably because they see how fat he is and don’t know that he knows martial arts.
Steven's range as an actor is phenomenal. What CAN'T this man do?
A TRUE Artist of his craft ……whatever that is !
🤣
Say no to the buffet.
@@abc456f LMAO!!!!!
Act his way outta a paper bag.
It's the first time he visits a store without it actually having to close a few months for renovation
I know just how he feels. That happens to me almost every time I go to a store.
Me 2 🤣
and then u wake up^^
And do you also have to "f*** somebody up ugly?"
This is exactly how going to buy something in a store in Detroit feels like 😂
You have fools squatting the store. And they know customers have money. So they sometimes either try to sell them stuff or rob them 😆
Can't a trip to the store ever be "normal" for this guy?
Nah, he's still looking for Ritchie
@Pdpmail nope
The normal ones don’t make good movies.
Nope! Imagine what happens when he goes to the supermarket.
@@paulsimpson6899 "Where's Ritchie? Has anybody seen Ritchie?"
In the original film that started it all, "Above the Law" he too was mugged at a convenience shop. What made the aftermath of that scene was him getting into his vehicle to enjoy the classic tune by beloved trumpetist Chuck Mangione "It feels so good" In my view one of the most majestic pieces of cinematographic history.
My favorite movies of his are Out For Justice, Above the Law and Under Siege. Nothing like seeing him bending an arm backwards with that "crunch" sound!
Marked for Death is my favourite one.
"I'm taking this car bitch." Hahahahahahaha awesome!
😂😂
Just pure violence love it also love the accent like he’s a brother from Louisiana 😂😂😂 also “I’m taking this car bitch.”
😅😅
I'm convinced nothing good happens when Steven Seagal walks into a convenience store.
🤣
Not necessarily, once he came out with the last 4 boxes of Twinkies
Nothing good happens when I walk into a convenience store either, usually because the THIEF MOTHERFUCKERS haven't reloaded the receipt rolls into the fucking gas pumps thinking I'm gonna buy something when I walk in. They owe me 2 lbs. of jerky when they do that, and I always fucking collect.
#Oneless diet coke
His picture should be on every store front.
You have to respect a man of integrity, so hard to find these days. My word is my bond.
At some point, they stopped being movies.
It's just Seagal's everyday life.
When I was younger I wanted to be just like Seagal!!!! Well after all these years I must say I'm proud of myself! Now I have his belly!!!
+mikjon67 You made me laugh man!
+mikjon67 Seagal is a fat guy who can genuinely kick your ass. So, you're half way there I guess ROFLMAO!
Romulan2469 I know he can kick my ass... I can kick his aswell (probably die 2 seconds later) but I lost my belly now.... he hasn't!!!
+mikjon67 you kinda got his appearance. now let's move with skills
+mikjon67 Do some sit ups!. Smile!.
The morphing of Seagal's accent is one of life's greatest pleasures. I can't pinpoint it but this one definitely sounds like a rather feeble attempt at something out of the Louisiana bayou. He's a national treasure.
I think you mean international treasure
@@megachoons I stand corrected. International Treasure. I have a theory that Seagal is actually a performance artist in the vein of Andy Kaufman and that he is having a great laugh at our expense. What if he is just the greatest practitioner of kayfabe in all of human history?
I noticed the accent thing too. Sometimes I change my accent to make myself sound tough to goofballs--lol!!!
I love it lol
Car salesman have really gotten out of hand these days.
Robert Schock 12
Robert Schock.
Yeah, their customer service is really shot to hell..
@@kenmajikina1 😂🤣
This is one of my favorite things ever
Alternate title for this video - “Steven gets a free car”.
Or... "Fatboy finds a ride."
the sadism of this scene is fantastic.
Something tells me Steven would have forgotten all about it when he got home.
chrisfi3d C just goes home, finishes the bottle of "jack's" ,slaps maid in the face, and passes out on the toilet. Another Wednesday for Steven.
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Sexo
Seco
Yes. ... Just another 'day at the office', for him.
...And Richie was still nowhere to be found.
jhl67d Richie has been in the witness protection program for years now, hiding from Seagal. He'll never find him.
And he gonna keep coming back until someone remebas seein Richie.
If I were Richie, I'd be in hiding too
Right.?
& Still no one doesn't know why Richie did Bobby Lupo
@@littielesbians
Who cares if he's not the best Karate expert. He's still a bad ass actor...I'd like to see anybody off the street play that part as good as he does!
Facts
Can you imagine in real life seeing someone who looks like Steven seagal they're telling you that if you don't let him walk by he's going to f*** you up and you don't believe him I would make a path lol
People talk, but they're all here still watching Segal fight. That says it all.
I just love Seagal's swag and brutality.. Badass! 💪🏻💪🏻
"Get some help for those two foos" 😂😂😂
Fools!
Matuoo
loool
Jorazmoñďe
Who the F**K are you Cartman
From South Park.?
Get some help for those two foos.?
What's a foos.?
A Dangerous Man , and its a good film .
Show a Steven seagull movie
I was supprised he didnt bother buying all the donuts in the store
He would pick them up on the return trip from Pizza hut
Seagal has certainly mastered the complex art of unintentional comedy. This shit is hilarious.
J Hallenbeck
Shut your damn mouth.
Watching the vid and reading the comments after is such a funny experience LOL.
J Hallenbeck
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J Hallenback, you are a funny man. It is so easy to disparage someone that has actual talent, has travelled the world, married beautiful women, and become a self made millionaire. If you have not done the same, guess what , shut the hell up...
I wonder what happens when Steven Seagal goes to the Bakery
he gets bread!
what is your problem with steven seagal
The last 15 straight to DVD movies that's what
Don't know man, just ask your momma.
He orders one of everything, takes a lot of calories to keep that weight.
Only in America where 2 skinny small size dude try to rob a big dangerous looking guy.
Ariff Adam because they have gun.
@train of thought vu sex perno
Over script
sumdyude oh yeah, there are countries currently in endless civil wars and controlled by oppressive dictatorships. But yeah, America is the shithole
burtonrules123 what do you mean by that?
I think if I was robbing someone and they said that to me as calmy as Steven did, I would leave them alone.
Smart, you'll live long.
This happens each and every time he goes to the store.
he should use Amazon lol
DROOLGLOP
Happens to me all the time too
sad how a guy simply can not get drunk without some random cunt is getting in his face trying to get fucked up bad...
@@vermontjeff2535 zgfbxnc
I'd like to see Steven Seagal going into a Starbucks just one time, somebody needs to write it.
Marta
Asking his name .....and writing Seagull
Barista style ass whoopin'...
Starbucks would be perfect. Maybe have some latte loving, BLM thugs tell him how he’s a racist because he’s got white skin that they’re going to turn black and blue. Never see it happen though. Wouldn’t get past the censors.
A macbook hipster would pull a gun on him somehow or something
The title suggests this is a daily routine for Seagal.
he took the caddilac its a real nice car , always loved the vertical lights on the rear , yes lovely comfortable solid cars for sure
I was shocked to see him walk into a liquor store without a thousand bottles being busted
Put it down before someone gets hurt...enough said..he puts it down lolol
Taken 3 store fight 👍
Say all you want about Seagal's hair and/or weight; scenes like this are why he is the man and we love to watch.
Poorly shot action scenes with bad acting?
@@creeeamy7133 you must like it, you watching
@@bobbys4327 that or I came to clown on Steven Seagal. You know, for being a fat piece of shit who can't act who's action scenes are him flailing randomly while the camera shakes so you can't see how unfit and incapable of fighting he is. Lmao
@@creeeamy7133 Well his early movies were good (Nico, Out for Justice etc.),, but you're absolutely right, he's a miserable fat fuck, and a traitor as well
@@cactusmaloneexactly! I swear all seagal fans are middle aged out of shape dudes who envision themselves like seagal in his movies where all women desire them and he beats everybody's ass while acting stoic. It's really embarrassing
This happens every time....
Steven Seagal hello!!!!!
Your best man. Love your movies.
Still
After you eat a pack of donuts.
You really gave those 2 crooks a good beating.
I like how he had time to slam the door shut on the guys coat, all while pummeling the other guys face !! AMAZINGLY QUICK REFLEXES! 👊🤛🤜👋💥
Steven Seagal awesome men amazing star..!
I’m glad we don’t have stores like that where I live.
You do but Seagal was there 10 minutes before you .
So...let me get this straight. The second guy is stupid enough to pull a knife on him after he see what happened to the first guy with the gun? I'd be saying hell yeah man, take the car.
Grayton W He just wanted Seagal to make him famous too.
That's every Seagal movie though. Bad guys don't learn.
B
LMAO!!! I said the same thing!
"The keys are in it! You need some gas money? Snacks?"
Could you Imagine if Steven Seagal played the part in Falling Down at the Fast Food joint.
That would have been epic
"I said a wanted a burger without onions."
Lmfao
Kkkkkkk.... "I just came out from prison for something I didn't do it" .... Its classic clip I like it ... Watched so many times... Great clip
I've been getting alot of Steven seagal on my recommends lately
Steven Seagal is the only guy that can do more damage to a person using half of a gun than somebody using a whole gun.
When it’s fiction sure. 😂
King Steven seagal 👑👑👑🌹👍
steven seagal is still so handsome😍😍😍
he is so tempting sweet and charm
That was really brutal. Wow. I guess he wasn't exaggerating.
Yeah, getting jabbed in the face with half a gun looks more painful than just getting shot with it.
@@The_Real_Indiana_Joe Steven Seagal should've play a villain in John Wick but I think Keanu Reeves would've kicked his ass.
Dahbul Brootahl!
Oh wait... this isn't an Ahnold movie...
I love it
Steven Seagal is real champion not fake one that's why i like him much
I love hes job wow my dreams was to be like him im soo proud of him
God power miracel's blessing u 🤗
Bourbon to go with all the twinkies, ho-ho's, ding dongs, apple pies, snowballs, grinders, cupcakes, oreos, and cookies.
just let seagal buy his liquor in peace or feel his wrath lol
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@@giovannireccia5184 成人秀 真人秀 成人秀
lol "it means your mama won't recognize you in your coffin".
“Jack’s Bourbon”
(They'd have to pay a royalty if they wanted to show a Jack Daniel's bottle.)
Nice to see that they put the work in to make a beautiful label.
@@grammarofficerkrupke4398 It's a work of art but doesn't look FDA complaint, unfortunately.
@@grammarofficerkrupke4398 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I like to watch steven seagal movies.
I love it when he goes shopping lol
Same
There would never be a lack of excitement ...a lot of guys hate shopping, but they wouldn't mind if they tagged along with him. They would know something is going to break loose.
The way he kicked him through the window lol
"I was in a Steven Segal movie, but had no script lines"
LMFAO.
Say what u want about seagal, but he's a versatile actor. He seems to change his own voice in a lot of his roles now and he manages to sound like a completely different person. That's the sign of a good actor. Don't know why he gets a lot of insults. He's very impressive for a big man the action scenes too. He must be around 200lbs now but still has the speed
Joking, right?
@Marvin Dorfler. Your remarks are valid. The only reason Seagal is the butt of many jokes is that he has potential inside his brain which he is not exploiting. Instead, he is focusing on action which is not his forte. Maybe one or two movies would be OK. But he made tons of movies to showcase his fighting skills which ruined it. If he had done movies where he is the thinking brain directing others to do the front line work, the movies would have been blockbuster hits. Instead he chose to do "everything" himself. That's the problem.
300 pounds
6'4 and he has lost weight look up Jesse enkamp, and Steven Seagal he follow's the samurai diet, wich means that its a very strict diet, but a really interesting diet looks yummy.
@@interestedlen8823 Exactly. He's huge as it is, around 6'5", and now very overweight, so definitely closer to 300. I died laughing when the OP said 200 lbs! LOL Still love watching his fight scenes, though.
loved all his movies learned a very special marshall arts in Japan only American permitted to bring that knowledge to America
"yeh now count to one hunnit and get some help for them two fools." lol
he's the good guy, right?
No, definitely not 😂
Yeah. That’s how criminals should be treated nowadays.
"The character that Steven Seagal plays as an actor goes to the store."
I really quite liked this one, packed more punch than some of his other ones! :)
Very beautiful
RICHIE DID BOOBIE LUPO RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIS WIFE AND KIDS.
Lmao
i loved out for justice
I don’t know about all that negativity they talk about Steven Segal he still freaking bad ass
6'4 and he has lost weight look up Jesse enkamp, and Steven Seagal he follow's the samurai diet, wich means that its a very strict diet, but a really interesting diet looks yummy.
"I used to like, you know, study real hard.."
Steven Seagal
Put that shit away boy before somebody gets hurt.
+DTM4581 oh the irony xD
That's what I'm talkin' about. I miss Steven Seagal. Soft spoken, kick ass, so fast you don't even see it coming. I could watch him and Robert De Niero every day.
yeah I miss the old days of Under Siege and the Glimmer Man. the dialogues in those movies were great as well as the action.
Our man STEVEN SEGAL is a " national tresure". 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
this men has an unique elegance! very very hight level and performance! an exception!
Everytime I see Seagal I think of Mad TV.
Will Sasso does a better Steven Seagal than Steven Seagal.
YES
lol same
well he does like to squint a lot
I think of South Park!
Research reveals that of the 4,289 times that Seagal has gone to the store, he has only not gotten into a fight 3 times.
Even after 7 years 4289 times is a statistically significant sample.
Holy shit this is a whole new seagal dam was not expecting that that was vicious
Me too l watch whenever they come on
2:43, a Jedi mind trick. Im lol’ing so hard
usually when he goes to the store now he leaves with ten bags of groceries
i love how Jonny Bravo showed exact same sitation
Seagal was also buying alcohol in Hard To Kill in a convenience store and things went south.
Beautiful
jaw comes out of my mouth when i see clips like this
I just love his movies
this better not be sarcasm
@@vrocksworld better entertainment than mainstream shit for sure
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@@vrocksworld this is better entertainment than what you see nowadays 😁
Unintentional comedy. This guy is 6'4 and looks mean, but everywhere he goes somebody starts a little trouble with him lol
i love how they never shoot, just wave the gun lol
They never get the chance. . .
These are called smart guns.
If they commit murder during a robbery, they might actually get a couple of years in prison. Armed robbery without murder, they'll be out on the street within months. The "new" America sucks.
I love Steven Seagal's acting and the way he kicks ass.
I love movies of Steven Seagal. He is great actor. This best scene fights, he is kill every one
👍👍👍❤
Grandmaster Steven Seagal🙏
Mr. Steven Seagal doesn't need Aikido techniques, he's actually a Bud Spencer.
Of course, with great respect🙏🙏🙏
The soundtrack playing in the background is convincing enough that some shit is about to go down
Wonderfull.Steven Seagal is a crazy men and very strong men.
Why??
I like how it quickly it transitions from him saying "i'm taking his car b*tch" to him violently kicking the guy in the chest and sending him flying through a windshield.
There's no way people can take Steven's 🎥 serious. They're straight up hilarious.😂
Jesse Woodz how about if people just enjoy what they enjoy man ?
They way the guy flys through the driver side window😂😂😂😂
Why not?
And here you are, watching and commenting on the clip. Who's the joke?
@@mitchgawlik1175 Are you asking, me?
Filmed in my hometown my mom works at that beer store it totally looks different
Thats the same building where the movie Damage with Steve Austin was filmed The big B
Its tight to see my town in Big Hollywood movies
happy birthday the very handsome
steven seagal!!!🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂😊
You're kidding me
Makes me feel good after watching this,
in these trouble times!