Putting Hydraulics on My Minivan and Picking Up My Niece from School

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  • Опубликовано: 3 окт 2024

Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @nicenice...
    @nicenice... 3 года назад +2959

    **tries to embarrass niece** kids at her school. "COOOOLLLL."
    Adults: we don't want the kids getting too excited.

    • @niketuck9687
      @niketuck9687 3 года назад +25

      I can understand the adults though

    • @mandocuevas7592
      @mandocuevas7592 3 года назад +238

      @Miiyamoto
      Damn you must work there, not wanting kids to get excited makes a lot of sense.

    • @Martin-rb9se
      @Martin-rb9se 3 года назад +114

      @@mandocuevas7592 im waiting for the dude to reply with some "legal obligation" comeback about how they're teachers and are responsible.

    • @mandocuevas7592
      @mandocuevas7592 3 года назад +15

      @Martin 4204
      I know right lol

    • @mannyk7100
      @mannyk7100 3 года назад +121

      Lol the adults were acting as if elementary kids are an Avengers level threat

  • @Shaggytokes420
    @Shaggytokes420 3 года назад +8672

    Yes, do not let the kids get excited like kids should, they must prepare themselves for the office jobs of solitude they were made for

    • @ahkao.9347
      @ahkao.9347 3 года назад +843

      God forbid we let children be children!

    • @BerbinKing
      @BerbinKing 3 года назад +405

      It's school we don't do that here

    • @jesshymc9054
      @jesshymc9054 3 года назад +144

      Its not that simple, they probably dont want kids gathering around attracting attention and spreading the virus. Not to mention maybe they would touch the car and somehow get hurt and the school would face lawsuits. Edit : as you can see i have triggered some idiots that dont have a valuable opinion but hey thats fine 60 people agree with me not bad

    • @will3071
      @will3071 3 года назад +526

      @@jesshymc9054 You're a lot of fun at parties huh

    • @Abandex369
      @Abandex369 3 года назад +141

      @@jesshymc9054 kids without the virus
      *Spreads virus*

  • @jacehunter25
    @jacehunter25 3 года назад +2961

    "There's a lot of kids out here."
    *"They'll get excited"*

  • @HarveyG06
    @HarveyG06 3 года назад +1930

    Ross: *Uses hydraulics for 3 seconds*
    School: NO. NO FUN ALLOWED!!!

  • @MrTwins95
    @MrTwins95 3 года назад +2622

    “There’s a lot of students out here, they’ll get excited” yeah god forbid we have a little bit of fun anymore haha

    • @joncappalot4220
      @joncappalot4220 3 года назад +14

      Ong bro

    • @chanceslaughter3237
      @chanceslaughter3237 3 года назад +149

      Welcome to the modern school system

    • @chanceslaughter3237
      @chanceslaughter3237 3 года назад +87

      @Ben J nah lol... They said they didn't want students getting excited. That's not a safety concern. Ross did it after because he doesn't give a fuck if some kids have fun at the end of the school day

    • @johndoe1778
      @johndoe1778 3 года назад +67

      I can’t believe the kids almost had fun... glad that man came in to enforce the no fun rule!

    • @storrho
      @storrho 3 года назад +19

      Kids are unpredictable, and tend to do unwise things.
      Source: was a kid once
      Edit: unwise

  • @WildlandsGG
    @WildlandsGG 3 года назад +1570

    That security guard was like "FUN DETECTED"

    • @PACKERMAN2077
      @PACKERMAN2077 3 года назад +61

      More like "BoUncInG CarS?! there must be shady Mexicans in that van about to kidnap that white girl!"

    • @PACKERMAN2077
      @PACKERMAN2077 3 года назад +7

      @@User-s8h
      *r/WOOOOOOOO.....*

    • @PACKERMAN2077
      @PACKERMAN2077 3 года назад +6

      @@User-s8h
      *...OOOOOOOOOOSH!*

    • @PACKERMAN2077
      @PACKERMAN2077 3 года назад +9

      @@User-s8h you clearly didn't get my joke... Or you just like to troll people when they make a perfectly fine, clever _Captain Oblivious_ style joke.
      You see the likes it got so it was perfectly fine without your reply.

    • @PACKERMAN2077
      @PACKERMAN2077 3 года назад +3

      @@User-s8h I can be however old you want me to be baby, but if you like them young you have to pay extra.

  • @kayomoon9152
    @kayomoon9152 3 года назад +3000

    A mothers favorite words to hear her daughter say: "Mom, I'm riding in a weird van!"

    • @360foxgamerz2
      @360foxgamerz2 3 года назад +248

      Did they at least offer candy? Edit : Wait hol up, they literally gave her a frikin Reese

    • @GHOSTFREAK_24_5
      @GHOSTFREAK_24_5 3 года назад +35

      lmfaooooooooooooooooooo

    • @akfi96
      @akfi96 3 года назад +10

      hahaha dude coming home too xD hahah

    • @justinhoward6075
      @justinhoward6075 3 года назад +4

      🤣😂🤣

    • @hdsbloodshot4832
      @hdsbloodshot4832 3 года назад +4

      Nice to see them separate Eli’s weight loss good for him 👍

  • @kanadetachibana4130
    @kanadetachibana4130 3 года назад +3552

    Crazy how the school staff thought they could actually tell her to not get in the van until they stop, like they have more authority than a parent.

    • @Freed98
      @Freed98 3 года назад +209

      Yeah that was nuts.

    • @thejabberwocky5884
      @thejabberwocky5884 3 года назад +206

      Could be a safety thing, but in this case it was probably just because they didn’t want the other kids to get excited or something.

    • @hotmojoe2483
      @hotmojoe2483 3 года назад +358

      "Don't go back to your legal guardians until us, the truly responsible practically strangers, allow you to"

    • @SpecterMinecraft
      @SpecterMinecraft 3 года назад +46

      well the school is responsible for the kids until they are with their parents

    • @ogkendrick6392
      @ogkendrick6392 3 года назад +5

      @@SpecterMinecraft common stay offline and gomd

  • @kgalbreaith
    @kgalbreaith 3 года назад +1707

    Ross: “He’s gotta change batteries real quick”
    Drone: ight imma head out

    • @lessonologyplants3064
      @lessonologyplants3064 3 года назад +16

      Dammit bobby

    • @shehzilmoid8592
      @shehzilmoid8592 3 года назад +12

      Ideas for new videos:
      1. Dress up in a banana costume and lay with the bananas in a grocery store and beg ppl to buy u
      2. Put vanilla pudding in a mayonnaise container and eat it in public
      3. Go in an elevator and dont face the door
      4. Goto the mall and just sit on the middle of the floor
      5. Wink at every stanger that looks at you
      6. Hold the stall door for someone in a public bathroom
      7. Instead of walking or running, skip
      8. Eat cereal in a bowl from ur house in public
      9. Find 2 bugs ans get them married
      10. Just scream, for no reason

    • @jeklol555
      @jeklol555 3 года назад +17

      @Hyper Prod. we dont care

    • @zanik8326
      @zanik8326 3 года назад

      @Hyper Prod. well im almost to 200

    • @christorres3257
      @christorres3257 3 года назад +1

      anyone notice that the before and after photos where the same..

  • @LT.Selmer
    @LT.Selmer 3 года назад +2836

    Guardian at school: "no no dont do that. There is A lot of kids and they will get excited."
    ......... excuse me?

    • @ge-9848
      @ge-9848 3 года назад +93

      For real, like i dont even understand🤷‍♂️

    • @brennangleason5974
      @brennangleason5974 3 года назад +128

      he's saying that he doesn't want the kids to get all loud and rambunctious

    • @stevierose8749
      @stevierose8749 3 года назад +91

      It’s a lot easier to keep 60 calm kids safe than 60 rambunctious ones.

    • @SeekanDestroy03
      @SeekanDestroy03 3 года назад +25

      Fun hater

    • @marcohaase1
      @marcohaase1 3 года назад +2

      Kids are always like that

  • @itsbutters128
    @itsbutters128 3 года назад +2285

    Elementary kids having fun?
    "Sure would be a shame."

    • @ashe_xox
      @ashe_xox 3 года назад +17

      Sure would be a shame

    • @bobgagit7981
      @bobgagit7981 3 года назад +13

      @@ashe_xox it sure would

    • @austindodington2744
      @austindodington2744 3 года назад +6

      I’m sure it’s because of covid if they got excited they would all group up...

    • @belindacook4943
      @belindacook4943 3 года назад +17

      @@austindodington2744 bruh then why are they open

    • @davidstrow8441
      @davidstrow8441 3 года назад +2

      Go to a restaurant that says no bills larger than 20& past 10:00AM or whatever, and give them a 21$ bill

  • @MakBoyJOEQZ
    @MakBoyJOEQZ 3 года назад +422

    9:55 words a mom never wants to hear 😂😂😂

    • @icuabc1235
      @icuabc1235 3 года назад +26

      LOL, this deserves more likes.

    • @TheCrimson_Phoenix
      @TheCrimson_Phoenix 3 года назад +6

      💀💀💀💀💀

    • @WowieZowie123
      @WowieZowie123 3 года назад +10

      Yeah that did sound very sussy

    • @Yikeo
      @Yikeo 3 года назад +3

      @@WowieZowie123 STOP RIGHT THERE

    • @peganin442
      @peganin442 3 года назад +2

      @@WowieZowie123 I know you took my fortnite card

  • @AaronTsuii
    @AaronTsuii 3 года назад +523

    "Hopefully we can embarrass her"
    Half the kids: *"COOOOOLLL"*

    • @davidc756
      @davidc756 3 года назад +1

      Plot twist: it wasn’t embarrassing

    • @csar07.
      @csar07. 3 года назад +1

      @@davidc756 it was the coolest thing ever not embarrassing.

  • @zacredington4776
    @zacredington4776 3 года назад +2069

    The telemarketer-chasing-people-down-and-asking-if-their-phones-broken bit might be one of the greatest you've ever done.

    • @MR.J4Y
      @MR.J4Y 3 года назад +9

      What does it mean I don’t get it

    • @zacredington4776
      @zacredington4776 3 года назад +121

      @@MR.J4Y unfortunately if you don’t get it, I don’t think explaining it will make it funny, but basically telemarketers will call your phone constantly to ask you about signing up for their extended warrantee or some bullshit, and it’s a joke about them going to the extent of physically hunting you down because you stopped answering their calls.

    • @TheSatan222
      @TheSatan222 3 года назад +43

      Yes, its hilarious. My 9 y/o son has gotten those calls. The one where he comes out the woods is great.

    • @derm33
      @derm33 3 года назад +2

      That and the new minivan reactions. Please more for both!!

    • @AnitaHanjaaab
      @AnitaHanjaaab 3 года назад

      Lmfaoo my god that was genius. I’m in actual tears right now.

  • @jakehunzi
    @jakehunzi 3 года назад +971

    “Don’t do that the kids will get excited” yup that sounds like a school

    • @imperson1785
      @imperson1785 3 года назад +46

      @Tyson Pierre wait they prepare you on how to pay taxes?

    • @ChristianGal23_
      @ChristianGal23_ 3 года назад +5

      @Tyson Pierre we all gonna die anyways so, there's escape from that.🤷‍♂️

    • @imperson1785
      @imperson1785 3 года назад +17

      @Tyson Pierre they teach us how to do an 18 page literary analysis on color symbolism in the great gatsby then say "that's all you need to know about life now go find a job you figure out the rest"

    • @BoredMuffin-og6kc
      @BoredMuffin-og6kc 3 года назад +9

      @Tyson Pierreschool barely focuses on important life skills, taxes, how to buy a home, bullying, mental health, and stuff like that

    • @Noname-uk9mu
      @Noname-uk9mu 3 года назад +6

      @Tyson Pierre They don't even teach you how to pay taxes.

  • @pills4848
    @pills4848 2 года назад +93

    Such a well spoken kid for her age. You guys have an awesome dynamic going and are living life, and raising those kids right!

    • @BananaMana69
      @BananaMana69 10 месяцев назад +2

      Shes well spoken because they treat her like a person. Most people treat children so strangly.

    • @razztastic
      @razztastic Месяц назад

      @@BananaMana69 well I should HOPE they're not strangling the children

  • @wareagle48
    @wareagle48 3 года назад +782

    “Hopefully we can embarrass Lilly in front of the other kids”
    The other kids- “COOOOOOL”

  • @Metro248
    @Metro248 3 года назад +1765

    That guard was basically saying "Stop, we dont want the kids to be happy."

    • @Metro248
      @Metro248 3 года назад +226

      @@AA-lf8xo Whatever you say karen.

    • @globjax7687
      @globjax7687 3 года назад +123

      @@AA-lf8xo stfu karen

    • @kubajcz
      @kubajcz 3 года назад +126

      @@AA-lf8xo man they wont run to the car if they see it bouncing.. They will just watch it and have fun thats all. Schooling is supposed to be good for the kids, kids should be happy, not being taken away from everything.

    • @hannahsmovies5612
      @hannahsmovies5612 3 года назад +24

      @@AA-lf8xo they have to make sure they don't run into the road anyway, what's the difference

    • @letsbfrank7084
      @letsbfrank7084 3 года назад +1

      Corona

  • @ColossusFitness
    @ColossusFitness 3 года назад +17691

    Wow, what a tragedy that would be if the kids got excited and happy to see a cool car!

    • @kylegrondin78
      @kylegrondin78 3 года назад +830

      I know right haha like what

    • @cyberflixt
      @cyberflixt 3 года назад +447

      Step 1 : Read top comments
      Step 2 : Reformulate it
      Step 3 : Comment it

    • @riverisboss
      @riverisboss 3 года назад +712

      NO FUN ALLOWED!

    • @CMolo
      @CMolo 3 года назад +231

      We wouldn't want something like that to happen

    • @azimaz5483
      @azimaz5483 3 года назад +71

      That hulk wanna be buzz killer dude

  • @swingandadrive4857
    @swingandadrive4857 3 года назад +99

    "Stop, you're going to get the kids excited."
    "Oh, I'm sorry that WAS the point."

  • @DrCrei
    @DrCrei 3 года назад +607

    “Don’t do that... There’s a lot of kids out here... They’ll get excited.”
    That’s the school system for you :)

    • @asukan8488
      @asukan8488 3 года назад +27

      They'll get excited because it'll remind them of the sleepless nights they had on the backseats of their uncle's mercedes minivan.

    • @Flako92
      @Flako92 3 года назад +12

      "American" school system.
      You are welcome.

    • @lightscobaction1746
      @lightscobaction1746 3 года назад +2

      i like schools cause i can watch the kids. i love watching kids

    • @resurrection7325
      @resurrection7325 3 года назад +4

      @@lightscobaction1746 woah hey now chill champ

    • @jackbradish9491
      @jackbradish9491 3 года назад

      @@asukan8488 😂😂

  • @golbez3794
    @golbez3794 3 года назад +469

    "don't do that. There's lots of kids, they'll get excited"
    I'm sorry I thought this was America

    • @Kandres027
      @Kandres027 3 года назад +38

      This is now the new America

    • @AustinBricker
      @AustinBricker 3 года назад +40

      Home of the free unless we decide differently

    • @TyroneOne
      @TyroneOne 3 года назад +86

      “Don’t do that, they’ll get exited”
      Sorry Hitler I didn’t realise fun wasn’t allowed after class jeez

    • @thunder125bl8
      @thunder125bl8 3 года назад +12

      He just wanted sum to bitch about 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @xjustinjx
      @xjustinjx 3 года назад +26

      that was actually sad to listen to

  • @darthmal97
    @darthmal97 3 года назад +251

    "There's a lot of kids here, they'll get excited"
    Wow, someone's a buzzkill lmao

    • @ImAngwy
      @ImAngwy 3 года назад +30

      Yea god forbid they see something cool while being bored as fuck waiting for their ride

    • @Valdemar-Perez-III
      @Valdemar-Perez-III 3 года назад +7

      Well that's how elementary school is lmao

    • @oldboy1955
      @oldboy1955 3 года назад +16

      Who the fuck said you can put a smile on these kids faces 🤬🤬

    • @user-nh5hk6ej7e
      @user-nh5hk6ej7e 3 года назад +8

      WOAH WOAH! STOP! These kids aren’t supposed to have fun until 3:00pm.

    • @itsbutters128
      @itsbutters128 3 года назад +1

      Sure would be a shame.

  • @jasffohh.3113
    @jasffohh.3113 3 года назад +916

    Go to drive thru n then tell them that you are blind and make them read the menu until their realise that blind can't drive😂

    • @davidveda2040
      @davidveda2040 3 года назад +36

      This the best one bru

    • @andybourdon2593
      @andybourdon2593 3 года назад +7

      Hahaaa, good one

    • @ericcaldwell3584
      @ericcaldwell3584 3 года назад +31

      For part 2: Do it in a Tesla.
      _"Wait a minute..."_
      "Oh no, it's on Autopilot."
      "It's full self driving..."

    • @KATAKI.
      @KATAKI. 3 года назад +3

      what 😂😂

    • @John_Smith4
      @John_Smith4 2 года назад +4

      Ok

  • @lashistoriasdemoi4685
    @lashistoriasdemoi4685 3 года назад +975

    Kids: are having a good time.
    School teachers: we don't do that here..

  • @Poisontooth
    @Poisontooth 3 года назад +2386

    School staff: “Stop the kids will get excited”
    Schoo staff: *Ignores bullying of students... 🙄🙄🙄

    • @davidvasquez7402
      @davidvasquez7402 3 года назад +10

      bullying is fake

    • @kill3rbamb146
      @kill3rbamb146 3 года назад +128

      @@davidvasquez7402 i made fun of a kid so bad in elementary school that he tried to throw a desk through a window. Feels pretty real to me. I still feel bad over that shit

    • @SnowHertz
      @SnowHertz 3 года назад +49

      @Ida hoe actually 3 years ago I remembered I did, it’s subtle and not noticeable, I also think back on it, I’m pretty sure it’s real, it’s just that it’s not as noticeable as you think, and because of my experience I realize how often the bullying is in my school, the school only spotted 1 and that’s when a kid punched another kid, but they don’t realize the mental bullying that happens, shits hard to spot unless you used to be one

    • @lifegoeson1007
      @lifegoeson1007 3 года назад +10

      @@davidvasquez7402 lies

    • @yargnaurd
      @yargnaurd 3 года назад +13

      @@lifegoeson1007 he plays siege so he’s probably one of them...

  • @MALAKHAI00
    @MALAKHAI00 3 года назад +413

    The “Your Cars Extended warranty” bit is so hilarious😂

    • @cringe-ie9yw
      @cringe-ie9yw 3 года назад +1

      facts

    • @TaxEvasi0n
      @TaxEvasi0n 3 года назад +8

      Kole is way too underrated with his pranks. He's just so funny. I want him in more of these videos, I kinda stopped watching as much when he wasn't in the videos.

  • @tylertyree5185
    @tylertyree5185 3 года назад +75

    “Mommmm I’m riding in a weird vannn” that’s only funny when Ross is around 🤣

  • @darkinertia2
    @darkinertia2 3 года назад +360

    "theyll get excited"
    god forbid kids get excited...then well have to double their anti depression meds!

    • @itsbutters128
      @itsbutters128 3 года назад +20

      Sure would be a shame.

    • @ashe_xox
      @ashe_xox 3 года назад +8

      Sure would be a shame

    • @nez3146
      @nez3146 3 года назад +6

      Sure would be a shame

    • @hutchyy92
      @hutchyy92 3 года назад +6

      Sure would be a shame

    • @4ev3rmore
      @4ev3rmore 3 года назад +6

      Sure would be a shame.

  • @The_Horizon
    @The_Horizon 3 года назад +2952

    "It shredded my fingers bro"
    "Eats shredded salad next"

    • @enmarzz
      @enmarzz 3 года назад +29

      A duper watching ross too? Cool

    • @memelephant
      @memelephant 3 года назад +17

      Hi The Horizon! Fancy seeing you here

    • @spoiledmilk9154
      @spoiledmilk9154 3 года назад +8

      @@memelephant ratio

    • @bungalowbob9629
      @bungalowbob9629 3 года назад +6

      and then shreds some gnarly waves

    • @TheRealJeff2
      @TheRealJeff2 3 года назад +3

      shouldn't you be making lag machines

  • @Poisaen
    @Poisaen 3 года назад +853

    I can hear the kids "COOOL" and the security guard is like "kids will get excited" oh man that sure would be a tragedy man

    • @_Aidelweiss_
      @_Aidelweiss_ 3 года назад +14

      @@toxic3282 to be fair those kids like 5 feet and a fence apart from the car

    • @gedon4713
      @gedon4713 3 года назад +7

      John 3:16
      For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son JESUS CHRIST FOR OUR SINS so whoever believeth in him shall not perish but have everlasting life Amen Amen Amen

    • @Driak22
      @Driak22 2 года назад +11

      @@gedon4713 I don’t care this is off topic go spread it somewhere more appropriate

    • @xXARslayerXx
      @xXARslayerXx 2 года назад

      @@gedon4713 lol whatever keeps you from being scared of the black nothingness that you return to when you die.

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 2 года назад +2

      @@_Aidelweiss_ and them kids dont got legs
      ?

  • @MrJunglebever
    @MrJunglebever 3 года назад +45

    Lilly has no idea how freaking lucky she is to have this cool uncle and his buddies 🤣

  • @junaydishmael4119
    @junaydishmael4119 3 года назад +610

    "Dont do that the kids will get excited" theyre supposed to stand like soldiers and wait for their parents

    • @auto.15
      @auto.15 3 года назад +38

      “Lilly! Fall in!”
      “Yes, ma’am! Permission to enter father’s motor vehicle, call sign Victor Alpha November, at 15:25, ma’am?”
      “Permission granted, private!”

    • @JrsSd619
      @JrsSd619 3 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @neftali704
      @neftali704 3 года назад +2

      I love your profile pic

    • @Gabriel-nd7eh
      @Gabriel-nd7eh 3 года назад +7

      Education system for ya

    • @m00n84
      @m00n84 3 года назад +2

      The format we call it.

  • @reggie7653
    @reggie7653 3 года назад +1176

    The guys reasoning for not letting you bump the van in the parking lot was literally "It will get all the kids excited". That guy is the actual fun police.

    • @daquashaun8505
      @daquashaun8505 3 года назад +16

      That's alot of kids and all of them would be hyper

    • @KarenTookTheKids
      @KarenTookTheKids 3 года назад +21

      Yeah i mean a lot of screaming exited kids isnt really fun to take care of

    • @reggie7653
      @reggie7653 3 года назад +107

      @@KarenTookTheKids Name checks out

    • @simpleman8883
      @simpleman8883 3 года назад +14

      Karen Sounds about right coming from ya

    • @daquashaun8505
      @daquashaun8505 3 года назад +3

      @@KarenTookTheKids frfr

  • @ianthomas3653
    @ianthomas3653 3 года назад +266

    "mom, i'm riding in this weird van" is the worst/ best line ever

    • @nalsra0
      @nalsra0 3 года назад +1

      Ice cream van

    • @outwit796
      @outwit796 3 года назад +4

      I mean she's not wrong

    • @davidstrow8441
      @davidstrow8441 3 года назад +4

      Y’all think this would be a good idea for Ross?
      Go to a restaurant that says no bills larger than 20& past 10:00AM or whatever, and give them a 21$ bill

    • @vsgaming5933
      @vsgaming5933 3 года назад

      @@davidstrow8441 lmao

    • @Luke-gh9dv
      @Luke-gh9dv 3 года назад +2

      He should do a video where he says “keep it down” and “be quiet” loudly in hotels and libraries

  • @dr.apollo4226
    @dr.apollo4226 3 года назад +324

    “The kids will get excited...” they made it sound like a bad thing

  • @Hyperlon
    @Hyperlon 3 года назад +2262

    “Theres a lot of students here they might get excited”
    School hates happy kids.

    • @DavisStevenson
      @DavisStevenson 3 года назад +71

      It's hard to argue with your assessment

    • @kittyx21alpha73
      @kittyx21alpha73 3 года назад +4

      Congratulations on your 69th like

    • @The_Top_Striker
      @The_Top_Striker 3 года назад +47

      That’s the point of school. I hate it here.

    • @DavisStevenson
      @DavisStevenson 3 года назад +13

      @@The_Top_Striker how'd you find me?

    • @yousawnothin
      @yousawnothin 3 года назад +20

      To be fair I don’t think they wanted them to scramble in excitement and go on the road to check it out and potentially get hit.

  • @AydmanCuber
    @AydmanCuber 3 года назад +331

    The school security literally said they didn’t’t want the kids to be excited 😮

    • @DTCGhostYt
      @DTCGhostYt 3 года назад +17

      Because school is litterey jail but with a different name.

    • @humanman2358
      @humanman2358 3 года назад +7

      Pain and solitude

  • @donovandriggers4617
    @donovandriggers4617 3 года назад +90

    PLEASSSSSE make more of the salesman finding people in real life😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

  • @vertigoeds
    @vertigoeds 3 года назад +943

    Everyone: “Picking up my (some relative) in a sport car.”
    Ross: “Picking up my niece in an hydraulic van.”

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    • @wah2862
      @wah2862 3 года назад +21

      Wth is this replies

    • @vertigoeds
      @vertigoeds 3 года назад +9

      @@wah2862 yeah try not to go to those..

    • @chrisw5742
      @chrisw5742 3 года назад +6

      shoulda picked her up in the porta potty :-P

    • @palmberry5576
      @palmberry5576 2 года назад

      @@wah2862 it’s the same bot as the others, just in a different format

  • @RandomRantee
    @RandomRantee 3 года назад +2528

    No one is gon talk about how cool the surfboard is 🏄 🤯

    • @generichomosapien4666
      @generichomosapien4666 3 года назад +35

      I need to extend your car

    • @generichomosapien4666
      @generichomosapien4666 3 года назад +13

      Thats a warning

    • @dp9629
      @dp9629 3 года назад +8

      Dude that is bad ass I'd love to have something like that.

    • @lexuses3942
      @lexuses3942 3 года назад +8

      I want one for sure lol come on stimmy 🙏😅

    • @connorrowell4782
      @connorrowell4782 3 года назад +8

      The ones I looked up were like 7k and up I couldn’t find anything cheaper

  • @whodoyouthink5890
    @whodoyouthink5890 3 года назад +3924

    Go to the dentist, hand them a picture of someone else's teeth, and treat it like a trip to the hair salon

    • @Bigloserbox
      @Bigloserbox 3 года назад +354

      And if he starts asking questions just say you want a little bit off the top

    • @enderbox953
      @enderbox953 3 года назад +8

      Lol

    • @argoniangamer8670
      @argoniangamer8670 3 года назад +9

      @@Bigloserbox lol

    • @swagcreated9147
      @swagcreated9147 3 года назад +21

      @@Bigloserbox that’s PAINFUL LOLOLOLOL you’re a genius

    • @HutchHere
      @HutchHere 3 года назад +4

      LMAOOOOO

  • @EpicRobloxTomboy
    @EpicRobloxTomboy 3 года назад +179

    All the kids in Ross's videos are so smart/self-aware. Or maybe I was just really dumb at their age haha

    • @elonmust7470
      @elonmust7470 3 года назад +6

      this is not being self aware, this is growing up where being a narcissist is normal. Kids are obsessed with themselves because of social media.

    • @LiteracyLovesYou
      @LiteracyLovesYou 3 года назад +65

      @@elonmust7470 testicular cancer

    • @hurpaderpp
      @hurpaderpp 3 года назад +4

      @@elonmust7470 they're totally programmed by tv and the internet

    • @elonmust7470
      @elonmust7470 3 года назад +1

      @@LiteracyLovesYou Is that supposed to be an insult or what? If so it's a horrible attempt at one!

    • @user-tw1pm6nr5e
      @user-tw1pm6nr5e 3 года назад +24

      @@elonmust7470 testicular torsion

  • @samfrag
    @samfrag 3 года назад +3320

    Do ordering sushi and then telling the chef it’s raw.

    • @inabox1524
      @inabox1524 3 года назад +75

      such a good idea

    • @franciscocruz803
      @franciscocruz803 3 года назад +14

      AMAZING 😂😂😂

    • @jimdobbs1861
      @jimdobbs1861 3 года назад +36

      It’s so stupid, it just might work 🤔

    • @elijahangotti
      @elijahangotti 3 года назад +6

      😭😂

    • @shehzilmoid8592
      @shehzilmoid8592 3 года назад +39

      Ideas for new videos:
      1. Dress up in a banana costume and lay with the bananas in a grocery store and beg ppl to buy u
      2. Put vanilla pudding in a mayonnaise container and eat it in public
      3. Go in an elevator and dont face the door
      4. Goto the mall and just sit on the middle of the floor
      5. Wink at every stanger that looks at you
      6. Hold the stall door for someone in a public bathroom
      7. Instead of walking or running, skip
      8. Eat cereal in a bowl from ur house in public
      9. Find 2 bugs ans get them married
      10. Just scream, for no reason

  • @DeSinc
    @DeSinc 3 года назад +1997

    2:12 he just used the same photo for both but made the after one smaller HAHAH

    • @mrjazz2570
      @mrjazz2570 3 года назад +117

      Lmao i just noticed that, have a good day.

    • @Don.Camilo
      @Don.Camilo 3 года назад +169

      I was looking at it trying to spot the difference LMAO it’s the same fucking picture. Thank you Ross.

    • @AidanCSmith-sg4kd
      @AidanCSmith-sg4kd 3 года назад +34

      I’m glad I wasn’t the only person I noticed

    • @juice5701
      @juice5701 3 года назад +10

      Was just about to coment this lol

    • @kiddph0x163
      @kiddph0x163 3 года назад +6

      I’m gonna assume it was an editing error

  • @Zenith_V
    @Zenith_V 3 года назад +674

    School teachers be like: “my life is miserable because I’m a full time drunk so I’m going to make the students miserable”

    • @teekotrain6845
      @teekotrain6845 3 года назад +1

      That's deep

    • @jesshymc9054
      @jesshymc9054 3 года назад +5

      Its not that simple, they probably dont want kids gathering around attracting attention and spreading the virus. Not to mention maybe they would touch the car and somehow get hurt and the school would face lawsuits.

    • @ashe_xox
      @ashe_xox 3 года назад +8

      @@jesshymc9054 yeah no fun allowed at school, it's too dangerous to enjoy your life

    • @jaylast1958
      @jaylast1958 3 года назад +3

      The teacher was a douche

    • @luisleal1
      @luisleal1 3 года назад +9

      @@jesshymc9054 God forbid something interesting happen at school in the middle of a devastating year long pandemic which has left many of the poor kids isolated and deprived of social interaction. 1 bouncing car is not going to kill a kid nor is it going to attract the whole school.

  • @ceaserjuarez2304
    @ceaserjuarez2304 3 года назад +351

    Lily is more mature than most adults in today's world, it's shocking

    • @cameron4447
      @cameron4447 Год назад +7

      Yeah, she definitely has Koles wittiness

    • @ContactsNfilters
      @ContactsNfilters Год назад +21

      I'm sad for her. She needs to hang out with her uncles more. Caring so much about what other people think isn't maturity.

    • @xMilozz
      @xMilozz Год назад +1

      @@ContactsNfilters exactly

    • @chau9346
      @chau9346 Год назад

      @@xMilozzJesus loves you

    • @projectc.j.j3310
      @projectc.j.j3310 8 месяцев назад

      @@ContactsNfiltersyou’re sad she is a kid? Lmao

  • @trueaussie3097
    @trueaussie3097 3 года назад +1831

    “Don’t do that because the students well get excited” wtf kind of school is that?

    • @Schism07
      @Schism07 3 года назад +244

      What planet are you living on, lol? This is the attitude you'll find on any public school across the nation. It's tax-funded daycare. The kids are sedated, if not literally with the over-prescribed ADD medications, by being conditioned to be obedient sheep that are easy to control. Can't have them getting excited.

    • @trueaussie3097
      @trueaussie3097 3 года назад +100

      @@Schism07 okay whatever your smoking I want some.

    • @wooblydooblygod3857
      @wooblydooblygod3857 3 года назад +100

      @@trueaussie3097 he's smoking the oversubscribed ADD medications duh

    • @ishmael5310
      @ishmael5310 3 года назад +8

      a public school.

    • @eunos4359
      @eunos4359 3 года назад +44

      @@Schism07 if you can’t understand Sean you’re probably vaccinated like the sheeple he’s speaking of.

  • @watahaheyuuho6500
    @watahaheyuuho6500 3 года назад +922

    Go up to a person who is is obviously younger than 30 years old and say “you don’t look a day over 30”

    • @AveRay_
      @AveRay_ 3 года назад +26

      thats actually pretty good

    • @lunachable1
      @lunachable1 3 года назад +9

      LMFAOOOOOOOOO

    • @topnotchsports9420
      @topnotchsports9420 3 года назад +14

      I would say 40 because that’s when people noticeably get older. But amazing idea 😂

    • @jamesonbornholdt7302
      @jamesonbornholdt7302 3 года назад +3

      And that's why you guys aren't the youtubers here 😂

    • @reyvnd
      @reyvnd 3 года назад +2

      bet that'll make their day, love this idea.

  • @Noahsanchezfx
    @Noahsanchezfx 3 года назад +1234

    I love how Ross doesn’t act like a boss when he is one

    • @sané.mp3
      @sané.mp3 3 года назад +21

      For real!
      Hes such a good man

    • @Sour_cars
      @Sour_cars 3 года назад +6

      He’s not a boss he’s a buddy

    • @justadriver
      @justadriver 3 года назад +5

      Those are the best bosses

    • @jone1354
      @jone1354 3 года назад +9

      Good leadership doesn’t have to flaunt a title.

    • @damiana534
      @damiana534 3 года назад +4

      Obviously dude hes the most humble guy he has ever seen.

  • @The_LoRaX_loves_TREES
    @The_LoRaX_loves_TREES 3 года назад +28

    “I’ll take you to town with me, we’ll have fun”
    “Oh, Heck no!”
    “Huh? It’s alright”
    “Not with this car!!”
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @cnelsons2k
    @cnelsons2k 3 года назад +1359

    Make Elliot sleep on a public bench and tell people theres a kid napping
    (I have said this before.)

    • @meldrop4411
      @meldrop4411 3 года назад +18

      Nice idea

    • @zackattack7770
      @zackattack7770 3 года назад +5

      LOL

    • @cnelsons2k
      @cnelsons2k 3 года назад +7

      I said it before and got 2000 likes

    • @natethegreat1585
      @natethegreat1585 3 года назад +1

      That’s a really good idea!

    • @shehzilmoid8592
      @shehzilmoid8592 3 года назад +12

      Ideas for new videos:
      1. Dress up in a banana costume and lay with the bananas in a grocery store and beg ppl to buy u
      2. Put vanilla pudding in a mayonnaise container and eat it in public
      3. Go in an elevator and dont face the door
      4. Goto the mall and just sit on the middle of the floor
      5. Wink at every stanger that looks at you
      6. Hold the stall door for someone in a public bathroom
      7. Instead of walking or running, skip
      8. Eat cereal in a bowl from ur house in public
      9. Find 2 bugs ans get them married
      10. Just scream, for no reason

  • @jeffg7044
    @jeffg7044 3 года назад +443

    Those are most karen school employees ever. hitting switches isn't dangerous or anything lmao

    • @ATypicalTurtl
      @ATypicalTurtl 3 года назад +4

      By that logic pulling triggers on guns isn't dangerous either!

    • @thefoxmoonlight
      @thefoxmoonlight 3 года назад +21

      @@ATypicalTurtl LMAO, Your right, but your wrong. Its the hand that determines whether the switch is dangerous or not (for all switches)

    • @larrythelobsterv6122
      @larrythelobsterv6122 3 года назад +1

      I mean honestly at least the dude was using logic how the kids will get excited it makes sense but they jus trying not to get sued

    • @nagualdesign
      @nagualdesign 3 года назад +3

      You're right, the switch itself was perfectly safe. Perhaps the "Karens" were more concerned about the car jumping up and down with small children close by? Who knows.

    • @dtaylorondabeat
      @dtaylorondabeat 3 года назад +1

      @@nagualdesign I saw no kids within a 5 foot radius of the van, they’re just being Karen’s because they don’t want kids to see that cars are cool and try to get them to do a trade and instead want them to work a boring 9-5 office job hating their life. Schools don’t want kids to have fun anymore.

  • @BeauregardPayne
    @BeauregardPayne 3 года назад +107

    Honestly we just need way more car warranty scam jokes, everyone can relate 😂

    • @knexguy139
      @knexguy139 3 года назад +1

      @meow purr yeah I get like 3 of them a week like clockwork.

  • @KyleNorthmoreBMX
    @KyleNorthmoreBMX 3 года назад +109

    Kole's daughter when she said "I've never got pranked this good" 😂😂

    • @fiveninegarage
      @fiveninegarage 3 года назад

      Niece I think

    • @KyleNorthmoreBMX
      @KyleNorthmoreBMX 3 года назад +2

      @@fiveninegarage Kole's daughter, Ross's niece!

    • @fiveninegarage
      @fiveninegarage 3 года назад

      @@KyleNorthmoreBMX oh my bad I read it as Ross 😂🤣😂

  • @toastnaro5056
    @toastnaro5056 3 года назад +176

    "Mom I'm Riding In a Weird Van" Does not sound like a something you would hear in one of Ross's Videos

    • @tylerrogers865
      @tylerrogers865 3 года назад +3

      Had me dead

    • @fredrik5832
      @fredrik5832 3 года назад +2

      @@tylerrogers865 isn’t it cool that a high five is just clapping with friends.

  • @qwertiee
    @qwertiee 3 года назад +508

    "There's a lot of students out here, they'll get excited"
    I'm pretty sure this dude was just tired of getting jump scared everytime the van literally jumped lmao

    • @qwertiee
      @qwertiee 3 года назад +1

      @GDBuilding Somehow

    • @h2owl205
      @h2owl205 3 года назад

      Nah. Dude didn’t feel like trying to calm down a bunch of kids that get easily out of control sometime

    • @qwertiee
      @qwertiee 3 года назад +1

      @@h2owl205 And so what of they get all happy and jump around. What's gonna happen? Why would they need to be calmed down? Are they gonna explode? 💥

    • @Jeffersonfx145
      @Jeffersonfx145 3 года назад

      Bro the van had that double jump

    • @qwertiee
      @qwertiee 3 года назад

      @@Jeffersonfx145 Are you trying to justify this guy's statement?
      Or just saying random stuff 😂

  • @dperfett
    @dperfett 3 года назад +70

    "..they'll get exited"
    and what a tragedy that would be, wouldn't it?

  • @trevorv17
    @trevorv17 3 года назад +164

    Y’all should yell “I LOST 25 POUNDS!” and when people clap you pick up a dumbbell behind them and go “Nevermind, I found it”😂

    • @Jay-kk8wd
      @Jay-kk8wd 3 года назад +12

      This, but make it 45 😂

    • @faydseafish118
      @faydseafish118 3 года назад

      They have I believe

    • @faydseafish118
      @faydseafish118 3 года назад

      Well idk I just know I've seen a video just like it 😅🙏

    • @faydseafish118
      @faydseafish118 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/Ssqb9oAkO-k/видео.html

    • @faydseafish118
      @faydseafish118 3 года назад

      It's in that vid

  • @gabepoirot
    @gabepoirot 3 года назад +829

    JUST WHEN WE THOUGHT it COUDNT get better 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @phantom4135
      @phantom4135 3 года назад +8

      Imagine being verified and nobody giving a fuck about you

    • @nikola2219
      @nikola2219 3 года назад +1

      @@phantom4135 ahah true

    • @gutegute9459
      @gutegute9459 3 года назад +3

      @@phantom4135 imagine hating on a person only because it has more success than you

    • @nikola2219
      @nikola2219 3 года назад +1

      @@gutegute9459 also correct

    • @gavinprice1076
      @gavinprice1076 3 года назад +2

      Hi gabe I love your tiktok and I go to a lot of your bible studies!

  • @fireworks1party
    @fireworks1party 3 года назад +152

    "I never got pranked this good"
    Stick with Uncle Ross, it gets better haha

  • @jefflarrabee1128
    @jefflarrabee1128 3 года назад +14

    "MOM IM RIDING IN A WEIRD VAN!" last words most mothers want to hear.

  • @stormysamkb0490
    @stormysamkb0490 3 года назад +386

    Ross you should say no offense to people and then give them a compliment😆

    • @dolphin4788
      @dolphin4788 3 года назад +4

      ive done this lol

    • @TyroneOne
      @TyroneOne 3 года назад +13

      I’m pretty sure he’s done this already

    • @shehzilmoid8592
      @shehzilmoid8592 3 года назад +15

      Ideas for new videos:
      1. Dress up in a banana costume and lay with the bananas in a grocery store and beg ppl to buy u
      2. Put vanilla pudding in a mayonnaise container and eat it in public
      3. Go in an elevator and dont face the door
      4. Goto the mall and just sit on the middle of the floor
      5. Wink at every stanger that looks at you
      6. Hold the stall door for someone in a public bathroom
      7. Instead of walking or running, skip
      8. Eat cereal in a bowl from ur house in public
      9. Find 2 bugs ans get them married
      10. Just scream, for no reason

    • @wystrix439
      @wystrix439 3 года назад +2

      @@shehzilmoid8592 You can’t record in public restrooms

    • @kykuo1
      @kykuo1 3 года назад

      @@wystrix439 I saw a lot of people do that before

  • @GapedCeiling
    @GapedCeiling 3 года назад +87

    You should hire someone who looks like an adult version of Elliot and try to convince Elliot its him from the future

    • @tea_rex303
      @tea_rex303 3 года назад +6

      That would be hilarious! 😂😂

    • @StopMotionWizard
      @StopMotionWizard 3 года назад

      yes

    • @jack_allen243
      @jack_allen243 3 года назад

      Lmao that would be hilarious

    • @jasminecontreras7341
      @jasminecontreras7341 3 года назад

      🤣

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  • @Jeff-kz5kl
    @Jeff-kz5kl 3 года назад +29

    Kole jumping out of the bushes to sell the extended warranty was one of the funniest things I've seen in a while!

  • @roddydykes7053
    @roddydykes7053 3 года назад +114

    Poor little Lilly already suffering from imaginary embarrassment, I’d be so pumped if I had cool dudes picking me up from school like this.
    But I’m a boy so maybe that’s why lol

    • @r3do.
      @r3do. 3 года назад +2

      I mean it’s a kid so what do u expect

    • @Whatthefreak128
      @Whatthefreak128 3 года назад

      @@r3do. I expect more excitement

    • @bullinapeamurica5940
      @bullinapeamurica5940 3 года назад +1

      @@Whatthefreak128 I expect not to pay 15 % or more for my car insurance so I chose geico.

    • @ccxgamerlynx
      @ccxgamerlynx 2 года назад

      Nah she just doesn’t know that hydraulics are a cool thing

  • @codylujan
    @codylujan 3 года назад +230

    the staff: "stop doing that. the kids might enjoy it and laugh"

    • @no-fc9tp
      @no-fc9tp 3 года назад +26

      Ugh kids having fun smh 🤦‍♀️

    • @diobrando4063
      @diobrando4063 3 года назад +9

      @@no-fc9tp ikr it’s the worst

    • @archemides1517
      @archemides1517 3 года назад +1

      i think they are more worried that the guns might try to get near it

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  • @mattwamps8052
    @mattwamps8052 3 года назад +548

    “Mom I’m riding in a weird van” without context this is probably a terrifying thing for a parent to hear

    • @mello9586
      @mello9586 3 года назад +15

      Nah I always get inside weird van when strangers with black mask and gun say that there is candy inside the van...I mean who doesn't want a free candy😉

    • @E_Rico
      @E_Rico 3 года назад +8

      @@mello9586 damn id do anything for that candy

    • @nickolasabbott207
      @nickolasabbott207 3 года назад +3

      That would give me a panic attack

    • @raneman7415
      @raneman7415 3 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @ian-qi7yr
      @ian-qi7yr 3 года назад +2

      "mom there was a weird white van at school today!!"

  • @sams4723
    @sams4723 3 года назад +454

    Ross, leave your Caravan just like that, it is so bad ass and neat.

  • @TVideoupload
    @TVideoupload 3 года назад +7

    3:14 “it’s because I’m
    The most humble person I ever met”. ok that made me laugh

  • @chipmunklukeskywalker6914
    @chipmunklukeskywalker6914 3 года назад +495

    Fact: Ross just really wanted the Hydraulics but needed this video for the tax write off

  • @AudioWizard98
    @AudioWizard98 3 года назад +106

    “Don’t do that they’ll get excited” oh that is the thing we need to be worried about not if they are fighting or if they’re sick

    • @hockeyman14149
      @hockeyman14149 3 года назад +2

      That guy need to be fired 😂😭

  • @nemanjadjuric2676
    @nemanjadjuric2676 3 года назад +9

    easily the funniest and most creative prank channel on youtube 😂 every video and individual segment in them are so well thought out that it surpasses even the most famous channels. keep being awesome

  • @CamoSquid
    @CamoSquid 3 года назад +171

    Haven't seen the Mercedes G Caravan in a while, now it makes sense why

  • @big11kidk65
    @big11kidk65 3 года назад +478

    “They get excited please stop “ see they never want kids to have fun

    • @h2owl205
      @h2owl205 3 года назад +1

      @Joseph Payton you clearly have never worked with 50+ kids at once and don’t understand how impossible it is to keep them calm and safe when something riles them up.

    • @rcartoons3941
      @rcartoons3941 3 года назад +14

      @@h2owl205 Pull out the old glock or pepper spray the little devils, that usually gets them to calm down

    • @gizmotorizmo8379
      @gizmotorizmo8379 3 года назад +7

      @@h2owl205 just shoot em with rubber bullets or a real gun. Always works.

    • @CauseImFlawless
      @CauseImFlawless 3 года назад

      except ye be converted and become as little children ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven

    • @vgkstone9692
      @vgkstone9692 3 года назад +1

      “Hey bro gotta keep the kids institutionalized could you keep the fun to a minimum please”

  • @kevinbutton4580
    @kevinbutton4580 3 года назад +78

    "They will get excited" god forbid kids have fun right Mr. Administration

    • @mcheese420
      @mcheese420 3 года назад +3

      Pretty sure his shirt said 'Guardian" xD

    • @itsbutters128
      @itsbutters128 3 года назад

      Sure would be a shame.

    • @kevinbutton4580
      @kevinbutton4580 3 года назад

      @@mcheese420 it's still the fact that who ever said that

  • @doesleeknowreallyknow1404
    @doesleeknowreallyknow1404 3 года назад +18

    I didn't think I'd ever say this but Cole is a great dad to his daughter

  • @lagcentral2616
    @lagcentral2616 3 года назад +1425

    "Dont do that here there are a lot of kids they'll get excited".

    • @obovworldwide385
      @obovworldwide385 3 года назад +138

      Pure evil

    • @cIeetz
      @cIeetz 3 года назад +57

      dude definitely has that stagnant police officer vibration

    • @OhKnow379
      @OhKnow379 3 года назад +138

      Oh no kids getting happy we can’t have that here.

    • @lagcentral2616
      @lagcentral2616 3 года назад +16

      @@OhKnow379 sure would be a tragedy

    • @oreocookie3165
      @oreocookie3165 3 года назад +35

      Ikr what's wrong with kids getting happy? That guard is kind of annoying ngl

  • @fundamentalbear8347
    @fundamentalbear8347 3 года назад +94

    Cole doing that extended car warranty joke is too funny 😂

    • @Infinity-od2mk
      @Infinity-od2mk 3 года назад +4

      i would love to see it used more tbh XD

  • @muleykilla1863
    @muleykilla1863 3 года назад +520

    “Don’t do that there’s a lot of kids, they might get excited” yah I would hate for the kids to get excited and have a little fun in these terrible times

    • @chinadashauthority65
      @chinadashauthority65 3 года назад +10

      Oh please if you’re living in America you have every possibility to not have a terrible time, little victim you

    • @muleykilla1863
      @muleykilla1863 3 года назад +30

      @@chinadashauthority65 LOL your the idiots who brought the virus over in the first place.

    • @justink9912
      @justink9912 3 года назад +11

      Both comments here are absolutely correct hahaha

    • @lessfunny1637
      @lessfunny1637 3 года назад +3

      Guardian of the Elementary starring Chris Fatt

    • @muleykilla1863
      @muleykilla1863 3 года назад +1

      @@lessfunny1637 😂😂

  • @dogyerf21
    @dogyerf21 3 года назад +5

    This is one of my favorites. Watched it a bunch, been watching Charles for years. Clean humor that makes people laugh is Awesome!

    • @dogyerf21
      @dogyerf21 3 года назад +1

      Forgot to mention you Eli, you do great editing and filming work. Glad you cut some weight, if you have a goal, keep going dude!

  • @CastleMile
    @CastleMile 3 года назад +616

    The teacher probably was thinking she was getting kidnap.

    • @grusaladino5874
      @grusaladino5874 3 года назад +16

      Thats what i thought!

    • @deadeye8007
      @deadeye8007 3 года назад +21

      I don't blame him I would of thought the same

    • @matthewf.5411
      @matthewf.5411 3 года назад +1

      I was thinking the same thing

    • @shehzilmoid8592
      @shehzilmoid8592 3 года назад +17

      Ideas for new videos:
      1. Dress up in a banana costume and lay with the bananas in a grocery store and beg ppl to buy u
      2. Put vanilla pudding in a mayonnaise container and eat it in public
      3. Go in an elevator and dont face the door
      4. Goto the mall and just sit on the middle of the floor
      5. Wink at every stanger that looks at you
      6. Hold the stall door for someone in a public bathroom
      7. Instead of walking or running, skip
      8. Eat cereal in a bowl from ur house in public
      9. Find 2 bugs ans get them married
      10. Just scream, for no reason

    • @grusaladino5874
      @grusaladino5874 3 года назад +16

      @@shehzilmoid8592 why would u comment here lol

  • @bloof3701
    @bloof3701 3 года назад +129

    It wasn't the hydraulics that embarrassed her, it was the big Mercedes logo

    • @bernieweber4663
      @bernieweber4663 3 года назад +9

      Hood ornament

    • @bernieweber4663
      @bernieweber4663 3 года назад

      @Keep Looking Up what are you talking about? A hood ornament is the car logo on the hood of a car.

    • @hetchbeats
      @hetchbeats 3 года назад

      @@bernieweber4663 it isnt an ornamnet tho, it comes stock with the Mercedes MiniVan.

    • @bernieweber4663
      @bernieweber4663 3 года назад

      @@hetchbeats if it is on the hood it's a hood ornament. There is no way the vehicle comes with with the logo that big either! I don't know what you kids are talking about.

    • @bernieweber4663
      @bernieweber4663 3 года назад

      @Keep Looking Up I looked the urban meaning of hood ornament since your comment is strange. What do you mean in your comment to me?

  • @TheTrainThomas
    @TheTrainThomas 3 года назад +313

    Lmao why is the intro always the best 😂😂😂 Damnit Cole I wasn’t trying to smile today and you ruined that!

    • @limelite5006
      @limelite5006 3 года назад +3

      When checkmark

    • @VexyBoi
      @VexyBoi 3 года назад

      @@limelite5006 the first 15 seconds

    • @Ava001
      @Ava001 3 года назад

      You’re good Thomas?

  • @lilladeus5252
    @lilladeus5252 3 года назад +38

    Ay let's go about time Eli got showed some love

  • @TheCrabGaming
    @TheCrabGaming 3 года назад +1500

    Walk up to someone, make a quick joke and say that I’m recording a video, then point to a random person nearby holding a phone and pretend they are the camera man.

    • @Noname-uk9mu
      @Noname-uk9mu 3 года назад +9

      Yes

    • @askredditquestions967
      @askredditquestions967 3 года назад +118

      or just point at a wall or something that clearly doesn't have a camera and watch their confusion

    • @TheCrabGaming
      @TheCrabGaming 3 года назад +20

      @@askredditquestions967 yea that would be even more funny

    • @-livi-7856
      @-livi-7856 3 года назад +2

      hahahahahahahahah yessss

    • @enderbox953
      @enderbox953 3 года назад +1

      Lol

  • @kingcrowns8801
    @kingcrowns8801 3 года назад +54

    “Is this like a prank thing?” Awww shes adorable

  • @mrfreeman1763
    @mrfreeman1763 3 года назад +3

    Guardian: "We don't like dangerous things around the kids."
    Also the Guardian: *Has gun on full display*

  • @jordanvazqz
    @jordanvazqz 3 года назад +558

    Go to a buffet, pretend it’s your birthday, pretend that all the guest in the buffet are there for your birthday and get up and make a toast thanking all the guest, chef and waiters for coming to your “birthday”

  • @SeanM2296
    @SeanM2296 3 года назад +60

    “I’m bigger than you”
    “Don’t joke about your weight” OMFG I’ve never laughed that hard😂😂😂😂
    Employee of the month was heart warming! I always look forward to seeing him every episode! He really deserves it

  • @qwertiee
    @qwertiee 3 года назад +492

    Lily has more personality than half of the people on this earth lmao

    • @pojk5698
      @pojk5698 3 года назад +18

      so u basically said she has average personality XD

    • @qwertiee
      @qwertiee 3 года назад +7

      @@pojk5698 lmao yea I did aye? 😂😂
      I should have said 75% instead lol. It doesn't matter tho AHHAAHH 350 people seemed to understand what I meant 🤣

    • @pojk5698
      @pojk5698 3 года назад +11

      Zackeroo HQ yeah and it implies that the other half has better or equal personality XD

    • @qwertiee
      @qwertiee 3 года назад +6

      @@pojk5698 Bruh stop being correct lol 😂😂
      Fine, she has better personality than like 80% of the world

    • @qwertiee
      @qwertiee 3 года назад +2

      @@pojk5698 But I think what 'Yesterday Me' was tryna say, was that she has more personality than half the earth, which is a major thing cause kids are usually shy compared to adults lol

  • @thesuperfoxx1127
    @thesuperfoxx1127 3 года назад +7

    “You’re holding up the line” proceeds to tell Lilly she can’t get in the car until Ross stops playing with the hydraulics

  • @destructoidreaper3
    @destructoidreaper3 3 года назад +91

    "I never got pranked that good" she's young still, plenty of time for Ross to embarass her more.

  • @yahia3658
    @yahia3658 3 года назад +269

    “Don’t do that infront of the kids they’ll get excited”
    Ah yes how dare they enjoy looking a car with hydraulics

    • @Caramel24
      @Caramel24 3 года назад +2

      Mad they can't afford

  • @Sickwitit18
    @Sickwitit18 3 года назад +130

    I hope you do this again when she's like 15, prime embarrassment age

  • @punkdoggo211
    @punkdoggo211 2 года назад +3

    5:51 The boy on the right wearing the Red Hot Chili Peppers shirt... his taste in music has my approval. XD

  • @ramonbergeron5891
    @ramonbergeron5891 3 года назад +55

    6:01
    “Don’t do that, the kids will get excited.”
    oh god no not the kids getting EXCITED how HORRIBLE

    • @generalpinochet9821
      @generalpinochet9821 3 года назад +21

      death by child excitement is a serious problem, don't make fun of it.

    • @seanA416
      @seanA416 3 года назад +18

      Yeah wtf was that about? What they were doing wasn't harmful to anyone and what's wrong with CHILDREN getting excited???

    • @Blueybeak
      @Blueybeak 3 года назад +29

      @@seanA416 teachers don't like it when kids have fun on school grounds, its just in their nature

    • @seanA416
      @seanA416 3 года назад +5

      @@Blueybeak bummer

    • @AustinBricker
      @AustinBricker 3 года назад +13

      Stop kids from being excited its 2021. Kids need to be depressed starting in elementary school.

  • @dalethepalemale6855
    @dalethepalemale6855 3 года назад +75

    "There's a lot of students here, they'll get excited"
    OH NO!!! Wouldn't want students getting excited in school. That would be the worst.

    • @itsbutters128
      @itsbutters128 3 года назад +6

      Sure would be a shame.

    • @jesshymc9054
      @jesshymc9054 3 года назад

      Its not that simple, they probably dont want kids gathering around attracting attention and spreading the virus. Not to mention maybe they would touch the car and somehow get hurt and the school would face lawsuits.

    • @destinhook3826
      @destinhook3826 3 года назад +6

      @@jesshymc9054 Yes, we wouldn’t want kids without the virus to socialize, have fun, and be kid, now would we?

    • @Titan13335
      @Titan13335 3 года назад +5

      @@jesshymc9054 stopy copy pasting your obviously wrong statements

    • @darionbuck8864
      @darionbuck8864 3 года назад

      @@jesshymc9054 kids gathering and spreading the virus! Omfg 🤣😂 . Thanks for the laugh

  • @ilearncode7365
    @ilearncode7365 3 года назад +41

    "Stop that immediately! There are kids here that may enjoy that and thus disrupt their programming!". I can see why they push to medicate children for not sitting still for 8 hours straight. They think that perfectly normal reactions and behavior needs "correcting"

  • @adamgray07
    @adamgray07 3 года назад +10

    When I was in elementary school I had a neighbor who ran a limousine business from home. He would drive me and my friends to school in his limousine on the last day of school every year if we showed him our report card and proved that we made good grades. All the other kids thought I was rich. It was pretty awesome.