I've always loved Reagan's "admission" to the weapons for hostages thing where he says that his "heart and his best intentions" tell him that he didn't do of but has to admit that the fact and evidence say he did
@@SuperNuclearUnicorn 50s-late 80s America was wild for obvious scumbaggery. They've had to get a lot more subtle since the internet made communication more accessible.
@@samualcarter9068 The NSA stuff spying on the public is a lot subtler than openly squashing the Black Panthers. The South America coups are not nearly as aggressive as they used to be. FBI and CIA are a lot more careful with their scummy tactics than they were 30 years ago because they know it only takes one leak.
IN THE US a husband & wife were shot in the head. Miraculously the husband survived, so cops arrested him & took him to jail for interrogation. (Then the police found themselves Not Guilty of withholding medical treatment.) They could see the three bruises in his face from the bullets, but refused to take him to hospital for 2 days .
"We have thoroughly investigated ourselves and found no evidence that a crime was committed..however the officer has been suspended for 2weks with full pay."
Back in 2013 a County Sheriff in North Carolina determined that upstanding, critically wounded, unarmed, paraplegic laying face-down could be shot 4-times in his back, then take minimal time to determine it was self-defense and no further investigation was needed.
@@SerfsUp1848 It was the "good ole boys" police covering for the local White preacher that didn't like his daughter's ex (Black) boyfriend coming for visitation with his biracial granddaughter. I wish the situation I put up was an exaggeration, but I'm sad to say it's true.
@@thomasmitchell4128 jeez you take a skit way too seriously. yes it's unfortunate that it happens in real life, but it's a skit. take it with a grain of salt
IN THE US a husband & wife were shot in the head. Miraculously the husband survived, so cops arrested him & took him to jail for interrogation. (Then the police found themselves Not Guilty of withholding medical treatment.) They could see the three bruises in his face from the bullets, but refused to take him to hospital for 2 days .
@@spartanx9293 That's a lie black people get it the worst I have been brutalized by police worse than you can imagine. I am sick and tired of white people thinking they know the experiences of black people with the police. You don't so shut up.
This clearly not about American cops because the line would have been “We’ve investigated ourselves and have found no wrongdoing and we are all heroes.”
@@iamabot1o1 I see you live under a rock and just decided that news articles and videos of cops breaking the law doesn’t happen on a wide spread basis. Not only that, but the coverups that go along with it. Cops are not heroes; hate to break it to ya.
This is quite literally the most common failure when trying to find a guilty party. The ones with the likeliest stories... are usually not the guilty party, but people convince themselves that it's "too convenient". Well... no, it's just the most likely case. She works in evidence, so she would absolutely handle evidence. Duh. Occam's Razor. The simplest explanation is probably the correct one. Will you get it wrong this way sometimes? Yes, but likely much less often than going with any other, more complicated explanation.
Opiate users slump forwards toward the Centre of gravity, not backwards. U will NEVER see a opiate user slumped any position other than forward. Spice users slump all directions. But again mostly forwards.
Shiiit ive nodded for hours on end before 😅 luckily i got out when it was all basically being replaced with fentynal. That shit lasts like 30 mins lol but real dope can last a long time, especially when you borderline OD like this guy is in the clip lol
Elias standing out there in the street, dude has got that junkie stance done perfectly. I laughed pretty hard when I saw that, because its a stance I recognize all too often in my own city.
@@ancientslav4863 Life isn’t always fair so don’t be surprised to know it can and does happen. Every group has its worst and people can lie to save themselves
When I imagine internal investigations, I just imagine a room full of people laughing hysterically while they shred paper from complaints, day after day, just to never be addressed
Internal Affairs should be an entirely separate department of the city or state IMO. They should only be allowed 5% former police officers and they have to come from separate districts.
In alot places cops won't let people report them to internal investigations. Instead if see u trying to do so they'll make ur life hell in ur town. There's I hours long documentary on it on RUclips. Where a report tests a bunch of cities and counties to see who are the most corrupt.
As someone who worked in a certain company for a certain province for a certain government I can assure you this certainly does happen and you have no idea how often and widespread it is there are 2 kinds of people those who realize they are being played by the government and Those who Allow the government to continue playing their fellow citizens and being the right hand is the right hand of the evil and corruption in society.
@@Curtis.Carpenter well what else are we supposed to against the gov? some of us know all the little sneaky tricks they’re up to but come on, it’s the gov! not much we can do except not let them affect us
Exactly, cops can get an overdose from just looking at the word of a certain synthetic drug. They need our support. Imagine looking at all the oxycontin. You have to be affected somehow.
dude that last pose is EXACTLY what it looks like when you're trying to function and your gone on H. lol it's funny cuz no matter how much you sway you never fall over lol... (4 years clean. 👍 life is good.) Edit: Thank you all for the support, if you're trying to to get clean you CAN do it. It's hard as hell, but if I can do it, so can you!
@@noodles7157 it makes no difference where I'm from, I have over 30 years of personal experience with heroin, not using but grew up around it now I work around it, if your seeing people lean back like that then I suspect there is more than just heroin at play, yeah on heroin you slouch but not like that you slouch forward sorta as if your sleeping, this actually looks more like someone on possibly a amphetamine like drug or possibly even a mix (speedball/snowball) heroin and cocaine injected together.
@@kevmccormick1767 absolutely, that’s what I thought immediately, too! On opioids you’re sunk into yourself, leaning forward and nodding away. Maybe you’re drooling or pissing yourself when you’re totally gone. But not this tensed up stumble across the road. I doubt your body is even capable of fully tensing up on opioids.
@@rolux4853 where I'm from in Scotland has got a really bad heroin problem since the 80s I think it got really bad, something I have always known in my life I'm in my 30s now, we call it gouching when they droop over cant keep their eyes open ect, I have never touched heroin but I have done a bit of the white powder and party pills (exstacy/mdma) that tense way especially the jaw is just like on them, but certainly not heroin.
The boss was mad because he was about to do that heroin. He had the same righteous fury of someone who went to have their leftovers in the fridge, only to see that someone else had eaten it before them.
@@stevenswapp4768 Hell yeah! Congrats! After 4 years I'd say you've graduated from "recovering smackhead" to "former smackhead," but I guess that distinction is really up to you. Either way, I'm proud of you. That's a hell of a demon to fight, and I'm glad you had the courage to do it.
Stop listening to CNN bullsh*t. All the cops I know uphold the law and respect it. Stop repeating what you’ve been told and do some independent research.
@@ApotheNZ Oh damn.... That's terrible, but also hilarious. If the cops are really that drunk, I just would drive away. They won't have the skills to keep up with you, or the brain power to get your plate number. Eventually, they have to just give up, or end up wrecking their vehicle to pursue you.
"but stealing from the evidence locker? You could've just asked" It's the sincerity in his delivery that gets me xD
The Chief ain't mad, just disappointed
@@ananousous your comment was so good I had to scroll back to like it
And then he gives her 4 weeks paid free time 😂
Like it's genuinely only a problem cause they weren't open about it
@@cavareenvius7886 it's not about the money. It's about putting on that uniform, and realizing your better then everyone else!
"I have investigated myself and found myself to be at no fault"
That's basically HR, wait, police is the HR of society.
Judges
Reginald 🤣
It has two meanings
U.S government be like
This feels like a game cut scene with your character in it 😂
NBA 2k22
🤣
Fancy yourself an alchemist, ey? Can you brew me an ale?
Saints row 5
I know right.. The atmosphere the dialogues everything just feels like a video game...
Bro is just orbiting fucking Saturn.
Bro doesn't know he exists rn
Bro is communing with the machine elves
He’s got Cream - White room playing in his head right now
No, he's orbiting Uranus...
Not even the planet, but the god.
The only guy that's able to make "Four weeks suspension, FULL PAY" sound like a punishment 🤣🤣🤣
Reminds me of this clip from the original Coming To America, lol: ruclips.net/video/f_19ptVbGSg/видео.html
@@fl570 k
@@capybara9521 Calm down, Capybara.
@@capybara9521 why so rude?
Patrick: “We’re NOT getting paid and that’s it!”
" four weeks suspension, FULL PAY! "
These skits are too real sometimes.
Beat a pregnant woman? You monster. OVERTIME!!!!!!!
Killed an unarmed citizen who called 911 asking for help ?
"Here's 12 weeks PAID VACATION and a PROMOTION, you SCALLYWAG! You silly-billy!"
(Topical)
@@sicsemperevellomortemtyran3193 we only cross the line when you don't ask everyone to do heroin too
@@thomasmitchell4128 Can't you see they're not American coppers. Bri'ish cops will only break into your house for retweeting mean posts.
Monstrous
This is like that time the CIA found no link between itself and crack trade
I've always loved Reagan's "admission" to the weapons for hostages thing where he says that his "heart and his best intentions" tell him that he didn't do of but has to admit that the fact and evidence say he did
And don't forget about Air America and funneling H into black areas.
@@SuperNuclearUnicorn 50s-late 80s America was wild for obvious scumbaggery.
They've had to get a lot more subtle since the internet made communication more accessible.
@@nathandts3401 what do you mean subtle? The last president commited a war crim, then treason, then treason a second time
@@samualcarter9068 The NSA stuff spying on the public is a lot subtler than openly squashing the Black Panthers.
The South America coups are not nearly as aggressive as they used to be.
FBI and CIA are a lot more careful with their scummy tactics than they were 30 years ago because they know it only takes one leak.
Bro the "opiate lean" is what got me, as an addict clean for 8 years now that shit is way to accurate 😂
Oh hey, good job
That's awesome! Happy for yah!! I'm goin on almost three years! N I still busted up seeing that lean of his. Used to look just like that
Congrats!
Sincere congratulations
Something to be proud of.
"4 week suspension, full pay"
Dang that's vacation lol
But also reality lol! And not just with Cops, but with almost every other professional city jobs including teachers lol.
@@metalnat27 Only cops get paid holiday and paid suspension
IN THE US a husband & wife were shot in the head. Miraculously the husband survived, so cops arrested him & took him to jail for interrogation. (Then the police found themselves Not Guilty of withholding medical treatment.) They could see the three bruises in his face from the bullets, but refused to take him to hospital for 2 days
.
I’d be asking if I can start it next week so I got time to book the holls.
thats what they did to cops who killed people in the blm protests
I came here to find copper... but I found gold..
That copper should be ashamed for resorting to steel the heroin.
Honestly? Same.
Ugh, just have a like...
There's a tweaker joke in there.
Bloody hell
"We have thoroughly investigated ourselves and found no evidence that a crime was committed..however the officer has been suspended for 2weks with full pay."
Back in 2013 a County Sheriff in North Carolina determined that upstanding, critically wounded, unarmed, paraplegic laying face-down could be shot 4-times in his back, then take minimal time to determine it was self-defense and no further investigation was needed.
@@matts1166 no weks of suspension for em?
@@SerfsUp1848 It was the "good ole boys" police covering for the local White preacher that didn't like his daughter's ex (Black) boyfriend coming for visitation with his biracial granddaughter. I wish the situation I put up was an exaggeration, but I'm sad to say it's true.
It was ruled as self defense
@@matts1166 great now I hate humanity more thank you for this story
You can't bring Elias to justice, even if you wanted to. Bro is in another dimension right now....
What show is this?
@@blablagal94 CrackerMilk
@blablagal94 it's a skit :(
@@livpure0 I get the :( there...
If this was a full series it'd explode!
maybe doctor who could arrest him
The delivery of "You could've just asked" was the proverbial icing on an already perfect cake
So so true
Very intersting thought. Have a nice day beautiful human being!
Why was the icing proverbial but the cake was non-proverbial?
He’s that tired and still has to handle more work? What an amazing guy!
And they have to fill in while the woman is on vaca- paid suspension!
Truly a man devoted to his job
Haha this one 😂: ruclips.net/video/aFkOgAhOoiU/видео.html
What a champ, a true model citizen 😉👍
@@aownbey609 professionals have standards
Being able to stand on the road after being so tired, Elias is indeed the best policeman.
the heroin we deserve
if he were really a good cop hed have killed someone by now, he needs to pick up the pace!!
best standing cop
@@ratofthecity6351whyd i read the last part in a Lester from GTA voice
It's a police officer, it doesn't matter what gender. What the fuck is your problem, fascist?
"Police brutality is one thing" caught me off guard.
"Boss we've found 30 kilos of heroin"
"25 kilos you say?"
"Yeah a full 15 kilos"
"Right then, get those 10 kilos into the evidence locker and lets wrap this up."
@@username172wait, now take out the 5 kilo and then put 3 kilosback in
@@danny-fu2zdput 2 kilo back? Yes exactly one kilo… what where we talking about?
How do they consume 30kg that fast it's half my weight...
@@usopphammergataling3910 They'd snort you in seconds
Four weeks suspension full pay is still the most funny line in this one.
Not funny at all.
That police officer who broke the law deserves 12 months, FULL PAY AND BENEFITS. They'll teach that scoundrel a lesson.
@@thomasmitchell4128 jeez you take a skit way too seriously. yes it's unfortunate that it happens in real life, but it's a skit. take it with a grain of salt
@@Registered_Google_User Nah man, he's just extending off the joke further
It's almost like it's the punchline...
@@Adam_okaay It is? Oh thank you for revealing this nugget of knowlede to me, oh great enlightened one.
😂😂
"Four weeks suspension, full pay!"
It was delivered so well. 😭
literally a month of vacations
Blue Line Union benefits
IN THE US a husband & wife were shot in the head. Miraculously the husband survived, so cops arrested him & took him to jail for interrogation. (Then the police found themselves Not Guilty of withholding medical treatment.) They could see the three bruises in his face from the bullets, but refused to take him to hospital for 2 days
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He really mastered that stance.
method acting
@@Destroyer_Jayy methhead acting
Did it with a cast on too
see that stance all the time on the live Philadelphia cams lol
crackhead actin
As a fellow Elias, Im proud of his dedication to his job
Godspeed
Same here
Indeed
Fr
Me too :D
Elias having a heart attack 💀
“Police brutality is one thing, but stealing from the evidence locker? I mean, you could’ve just asked”
🤣🤣
Sounds like a quote from real life.
@Account Banned For Telling The Truth Yep, that's what actual police have said also...
The Cloaker philosophy
@@the_gratefulgamer Any proof?
Wow it's like we watched the same video!
"When you could've just asked" lmaoo
“Four weeks suspension, full pay.” Damn. What a boss.
Are they hiring?
@@fabirkemarian6370 No kidding! How is that "punishment"!?
@@MatthewTheWanderer i know how you feel, it's nuts.
Plot twist: Nic has been selling stolen evidence to Elias.
Why? He could've just asked?
@@j.s.t.6515 He was simply too high to realize that.
He's such a good cop honestly but that girl in evidence Tsk shame on her
Tsk tsk tsk
honestly, not taking responsibility and trying to pin it on her colleague? hope she learns her lesson during her suspension
This one is so funny 🤣: ruclips.net/video/aFkOgAhOoiU/видео.html
@@username172 Hopefully the money she receives in the meantime is enough to mop up the tears.
Worst of the worst crimes, Evidence
Elias is such a hardworker, respect for that 😔
Yes, I am!
He's the best damn cop they've got
@@eliascorson6547ayy, where da heron eliasss
"Full weight of the law"
Lmao
"Police brutality is one thing" 😭😭
To be fair this is the UK they are equally brutal to everyone edit I'm an idiot and did not notice the accent
@@spartanx9293 wait. why is this stated like you have a discriminatory factor in mind? nothing even mentions such a thing.
@@Alexander-nd5de ikr
@@Alexander-nd5dehas woke cringe become such a huge part of America that other countries just automatically assume all Americans are "Woke"???
@@spartanx9293 That's a lie black people get it the worst I have been brutalized by police worse than you can imagine. I am sick and tired of white people thinking they know the experiences of black people with the police. You don't so shut up.
This clearly not about American cops because the line would have been “We’ve investigated ourselves and have found no wrongdoing and we are all heroes.”
That is our wrong doing you get paid holiday come back and it's all fine
“Hm yep as you see from the papers, cops can’t do wrong”
ah, that's exactly the same in France. They don't even have body cams here...
It's clearly Australians!!!
It's about cops in general
It hurts how real this is.
"We've investigated ourselves and have found no wrong doing" 😂
Where is evidence of it being "so real"
@@iamabot1o1 I see you live under a rock and just decided that news articles and videos of cops breaking the law doesn’t happen on a wide spread basis. Not only that, but the coverups that go along with it. Cops are not heroes; hate to break it to ya.
@@iamabot1o1 bro have you seen the news like...ever? Police "investigate" themselves all the time.
@@LamisonJamison and what are the sources
Are you suggesting the conclusions are always fabricated?
"You could have just asked"
Legend 👌
"Thats because I work in evidence."
A likely story.
Seems a touch convenient.
She's lying obviously
“Nic was not the impostor”
This is quite literally the most common failure when trying to find a guilty party. The ones with the likeliest stories... are usually not the guilty party, but people convince themselves that it's "too convenient". Well... no, it's just the most likely case. She works in evidence, so she would absolutely handle evidence. Duh.
Occam's Razor. The simplest explanation is probably the correct one. Will you get it wrong this way sometimes? Yes, but likely much less often than going with any other, more complicated explanation.
SO YOU ADMIT IT!
That Elias! What an inspiration!
Getting straight back to work despite being so clearly tired from working undercover!
He deserves a pay raise!😂
I'm pretty sure he was high on what he stole
And with a cast on his foot to boot!
@@jmatt_648 well done, bud. We would've never concluded that without you
@@jmatt_648 There was a joke somewhere, but I think I missed it. Help me find it?
@@jmatt_648 he's the best cop they have, at most maybe he stole some glue. No way you could get that messed up on glue.
- Chief, we have found 11 kilos of cocaine!
- Oh, wow, have you said 7 kilos?
- Yes sir, 5 kilos.
🤣🤣😥😂😂😂
- Great, did you book the kilo?
- Yes, suspect has also been released because the two grams were too little for a jail sentence
haha, nice.
A number of really good lines in this, but that ending made me genuinely laugh out loud.
His back-leaning nod is spot on 👌
That made me laugh so hard and then I noticed he's missing a shoe.
Opiate users slump forwards toward the Centre of gravity, not backwards.
U will NEVER see a opiate user slumped any position other than forward.
Spice users slump all directions. But again mostly forwards.
@@sadthesky6657 He's got a boot on from like a broken ankle or foot. Probably how he got hooked on the opiates to begin with lol.
@@Sol-Cutta Most of it isn't even opiates anymore it's fentanyl
@Xzbit Xzbito you k hole
The first time they showed Elias 😂 I’ve watched this 5 times and I still can’t stop laughing. I can’t breathe.
Man I just keep crying harder it’s on a loop!
I was eating and laugh so much that I've choked!
Same here. Every time I see him acting as a traffic cop, I nearly break a rib from laughing
I am unsure whether my faith in humanity is restored or destroyed, flip a coin
Neither George Floyd
That zombie walk was on point for junkies.
yeah but not for beat cops
The fentanyl walk
Elias was EVERYWHERE, he saw EVERYTHING, he perceived REALITY.
Can't believe she tried to pin it on Elias. Just because of his disability.
That really is messed up, she fully deserved that suspension.
@Andrew Lancaster should've doubled the wage but that's fine
@@practic4l349
And I think she should have had an all expenses paid vacation covered by the station! Outrageous what she did!!!
@@fionnbarrcasey5247 OUTRAGEOUS!
@@fionnbarrcasey5247 plus a bonus to her full pay for not asking to take the heroin from the evidence locker. She really could've just asked
💯
I love that he just teleports in the same exact state. That's good stuff.
It's pretty accurate too lol
I suppose she gave him a ride. It is the least she could do after trying to pin her crime on him.
That face ahahaha
Shiiit ive nodded for hours on end before 😅 luckily i got out when it was all basically being replaced with fentynal. That shit lasts like 30 mins lol but real dope can last a long time, especially when you borderline OD like this guy is in the clip lol
@@ElvesRreal Good job bro congrats on getting clean, it's not easy to just quit stuff like that 💪
The “You could have just asked.” line is just absolutely hysterical🤣🤣
i know, right?
Elias standing out there in the street, dude has got that junkie stance done perfectly. I laughed pretty hard when I saw that, because its a stance I recognize all too often in my own city.
"I need you out there on the beat mate" he looks like his heart will stop a beat later.
"4 weeks of suspension, FULL pay." It's so depressing how that's actually how cops are "held accountable" for misconduct...
That's not a suspension, that's a holiday 🤣
@@J040PL7 Except that it is not funny at all.
That's actually not how it works. This is just comedy.
Maybe that’s not how it works in your country, but it happens often in my country.
@@ancientslav4863 Life isn’t always fair so don’t be surprised to know it can and does happen. Every group has its worst and people can lie to save themselves
🤣 Elias "on the beat" was the cherry on top! 🤣
He really nailed the smackhead on the nod.
We get to see why he needed the opioids: his foot hurt.
On the lean man!
If he's the best that England's got, the world is doomed
That is one stand up cop right there.
Barely, with that posture
When I imagine internal investigations, I just imagine a room full of people laughing hysterically while they shred paper from complaints, day after day, just to never be addressed
Internal Affairs should be an entirely separate department of the city or state IMO. They should only be allowed 5% former police officers and they have to come from separate districts.
In alot places cops won't let people report them to internal investigations. Instead if see u trying to do so they'll make ur life hell in ur town. There's I hours long documentary on it on RUclips. Where a report tests a bunch of cities and counties to see who are the most corrupt.
this is america
As someone who worked in a certain company for a certain province for a certain government I can assure you this certainly does happen and you have no idea how often and widespread it is there are 2 kinds of people those who realize they are being played by the government and Those who Allow the government to continue playing their fellow citizens and being the right hand is the right hand of the evil and corruption in society.
@@Curtis.Carpenter well what else are we supposed to against the gov? some of us know all the little sneaky tricks they’re up to but come on, it’s the gov! not much we can do except not let them affect us
"Four week suspension... FULL PAY"
"Chief, you sure you don't it call it holiday?"
Even better-it doesn’t count as holiday pay.
Kilos of Heroin taken = Permanent Jojo Pose
2 kilos is a permanent dead pose bro
"Awaken, my masters!"
What do you mean? He's clearly just tired! It was the woman working in evidence that took it!
@@processingunit5321 correct!!! If you do 2 kilos of any drug you'll die!! Good observation.
THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY STAND!!!!!!!!!
Him nodding off in the road made me lose it.HAHAHAHA
Even in the midst of a overdose Elias is still able to do his job. Be like elias👌
*an overdose
@@linyenchin6773 Heit Iinyenchin6773 the Grammar Furer!
@@linyenchin6773🤓🤓🤓
Exactly, cops can get an overdose from just looking at the word of a certain synthetic drug. They need our support. Imagine looking at all the oxycontin. You have to be affected somehow.
@@Bandit-mt2gb"I really cooked with this one; I used the glasses emoji." - 👦
"You could've just asked" Lmao 🤣
I don't know how any of them did this with a straight face.
Probably lots and lots of takes.
One of them didn't
@@dangerface300 but he was *clearly* just tired
Because it's really not that funny
@@joeyboy1002377 its hilarious and sad
Elias out here taking one for the team 😂😂
"I don't know which one of you did it but I'm going to find out" meanwhile Elias is over there nodding out 😅😅
...
...
Nodding off.
@@castleanthrax1833 ether or really
Well, the thing is that we was "underclver" at the opioid factory so he had no need to steal the stuff from evidence xD
dude that last pose is EXACTLY what it looks like when you're trying to function and your gone on H. lol it's funny cuz no matter how much you sway you never fall over lol...
(4 years clean. 👍 life is good.)
Edit: Thank you all for the support, if you're trying to to get clean you CAN do it. It's hard as hell, but if I can do it, so can you!
Congratulations 👏🏽
Swag
Kudos
Came here to say the same thing that “dipped out” pose at the end was stellar
the face isn't very accurate though. it's more of a... "goat"
"You could have just asked" tickled my humour muscles 🤣
hehehehehheheh 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤♿♿♿
Part of me wants to say
Ew.
The drugs got Elias looking like Declan Rice.
his lean is so good see that pose daily lol
😂 I know that lean anywhere! Really is spot on, see that shit daily around Marta, the man really researched his role
@@noodles7157 Are you sure he was acting?!
Hilarious 😂 Elias nailed the nodding off in the middle of the street lol
Right. I saw 3 people like that on the way to the shop today lma9
@@23hawk_75 Philly?
He must have studied in Seattle.
Elias straight up posing like a Jojo Character
Invisible stand and everthing
Oh you got me with that one 🤣🤣🤣🥵😱😵💀
All he needs is a midriff shirt though
@@burgeryoufoundbehindthegrill 100%.
Elias, let's hike up that vest!
We have a professional image to maintain!
Hes boutta pull out the torture dance
He was just mesmerised by her eyes... 😵
Do people's eyes actually get that blue?
@@LivingDead77 They do. My ex's are amazing!
@@Thelaretus Oh I won't like I'd be freaked out if I met someone with eyes that blue.
@@LivingDead77 She drank the Water of Life
@@Drekromanceryhhh that's not how Fremen's eyes turn blue 😂
When the camera pinned on Elias at the start I almost died laughing
That was actually a really great doped out impression, A+ for studying
Not a good heroin impression.
@@kevmccormick1767 bro you must not be from Atlanta, that shit is like the official pose of Marta riders.
@@noodles7157 it makes no difference where I'm from, I have over 30 years of personal experience with heroin, not using but grew up around it now I work around it, if your seeing people lean back like that then I suspect there is more than just heroin at play, yeah on heroin you slouch but not like that you slouch forward sorta as if your sleeping, this actually looks more like someone on possibly a amphetamine like drug or possibly even a mix (speedball/snowball) heroin and cocaine injected together.
@@kevmccormick1767 absolutely, that’s what I thought immediately, too!
On opioids you’re sunk into yourself, leaning forward and nodding away.
Maybe you’re drooling or pissing yourself when you’re totally gone.
But not this tensed up stumble across the road.
I doubt your body is even capable of fully tensing up on opioids.
@@rolux4853 where I'm from in Scotland has got a really bad heroin problem since the 80s I think it got really bad, something I have always known in my life I'm in my 30s now, we call it gouching when they droop over cant keep their eyes open ect, I have never touched heroin but I have done a bit of the white powder and party pills (exstacy/mdma) that tense way especially the jaw is just like on them, but certainly not heroin.
She is stunning omg
You probably think a stop sign is stunning
@@mrhefe2322 a stop sign dosn't have beautiful light blue eyes.
@@markogaudiosi5243 You sound like a weirdo tbh 🤣
Who is she?
she's insufferably cute
Still being able to jojo-pose in the middle of traffic while near death by overdose really shows his sheer power
“He’s been working hard at the *OPIOID FACTORY* ”
*Camera zooms in on the officer having a stroke*
he's not having a stroke idiot he's nodding out LMAO
He's having the time of his life actually.
Bros having the high of his life, he’s closer to an od than a stroke
Dude the dope lean is spot on
The eastern European vodka lean is identical too!
I was looking for this comment, that lean is internationally recognized.
The boss was mad because he was about to do that heroin. He had the same righteous fury of someone who went to have their leftovers in the fridge, only to see that someone else had eaten it before them.
The “chief” reminds me of the voice actor for sniper from TF2
Policings a good job mate
"4 weeks suspension WITH PAY!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“At the opioid factory.” Hahaha dude over there in a different dimension nodding out.
That guys opiate head stance is spot on, saw people like that every day when I lived in Vancouver 🤣🤣🤣
BC or WA
How much is heroin in Vancouver?
@@jackingwads7513 not sure, you'll have to ask your dad
@@brennanhewitt7609 I asked him he said to tell your poor ass to shut up thanks dad
@@GenuinelyHorriblePerson eleventeen
The second officer on the lineup is an absolute beautiful lady.
Would definitely take out to dinner.
Stop simping
@@dallasmed65it is what it is
@@goodgat266 So admiring someone's beauty is a simp? Wow. I bet you look at your mom with a disgust
fr elias is hot
You got the sleep walk stance down perfect. Knees out, shoulders back, precariously balanced on an unsteady footing. Just like home. Well done.
Yeah, as a former opioid street yoga performer, I give it a 10/10
I have videos of me doing this when I was still shooting up.
Masterful acting by Elias lmfao damn near perfect
"I know you're tired mate..."
Redheads always get me
Elias has me dying, that’s top notch acting 😂💀
When it panned over to him in the line up I just lost it hahahaha
What do you mean acting? I'm pretty sure Elias did some Columbian coffee before the skit 🤣
@@randallmontejano7787 💀
It's method
@@TheUnnamedGent 😂
I haven't burst into full laughter like that in a long, long time
-recovering smackhead
Congrats on the progress you've made in pulling yourself out of that life. You got this dude.
@@BeinIan I really appreciate that brother.
I've been clean and employed for almost 4 solid years now. 🤓🤘
@@stevenswapp4768 Hell yeah! Congrats! After 4 years I'd say you've graduated from "recovering smackhead" to "former smackhead," but I guess that distinction is really up to you.
Either way, I'm proud of you. That's a hell of a demon to fight, and I'm glad you had the courage to do it.
@@BeinIan 🤝
Bro same -Current smackhead
Nic's line deliveries in these skits are great. Loved the satire in this one!
This is the plot of Disco Elysium.
Literally accurate summary
It's actually worse than this in America.
No US cop would dare search out a fellow copper.
Stop listening to CNN bullsh*t. All the cops I know uphold the law and respect it. Stop repeating what you’ve been told and do some independent research.
You mean they did here? 😂
@@ApotheNZ Oh damn.... That's terrible, but also hilarious. If the cops are really that drunk, I just would drive away. They won't have the skills to keep up with you, or the brain power to get your plate number. Eventually, they have to just give up, or end up wrecking their vehicle to pursue you.
When police engage in that type of bigoted generalization, you probably call it profiling.
You're no better, eh.
@@ApotheNZ
Every single cop 24 hours a day.
Okey doke.
Accusing her of working there for hours and it’s her job 😂😂😂 man I needed this lol 🤣
1000% accurate depiction of American cops
Elias literally became a Walker 👁️👃🏻👁️
This cutting edge documentary shows pinpoint accuracy.
Elias is a real pillar of the community. How dare she try and discredit him like that! Should have gotten four more weeks suspension with full pay.
Bro going full zombie mode. Lmao
Definitely seen that video of the guy at the gas station 😂
Yes! This is what it's based on
I need the link
@@elvenatheart982 I think you're looking for this one.
ruclips.net/video/JZQsA7G0hvQ/видео.html
@@elvenatheart982 Well, that's part 1. Part 2 is here.
ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html
@@elvenatheart982 same
After watching this video for about 30± times I can confirm that this woman is indeed out of control, officer Elias is just tired
* You can do that for me. *
*transform into a walker on the road*
He's clearly very TIRED .... WORKING SO HARD .... !!!!
This much TRUST one needs in every life .
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmao this is awesome. I can't believe you guys don't have 5+ million subs. You guys deserve it.
I know right!! But how about this one? ruclips.net/video/aFkOgAhOoiU/видео.html
When you're high, just say you're Jojo posing
Cringe
@@banned0404 a little bit yeah, and?
What a trooper, even though he is tired, he makes sure the city is safe
First accurate police documentary ive seen.
I'm not sure if he's high...looks more like having a stroke
I was waiting for that kind of plot twist
This is exactly what smack addicts look like
He's just done a metric arse load of heroine; he probably is having a stroke.
Heroin users often look like they're stroking out
@@wokeil 100% trust me. I'm 4 years clean but that's the EXACT POSE. lol