So Amir opened this episode referencing the assassination of Julius Caesar (“Ides of March”) and when later asked what year he thinks it is he responds “44.” Caesar was killed in 44 BCE, so there is some uncanny Classical continuity going on here. Has Amir always been living in the dying decades of the Roman Republic?
Amir's fear of a cut wallet is actually pretty reasonable. You see, time is money, which means money is time. So if you cut a wallet, which holds money, then it's like you're cutting time. And you know what happens when you cut time? You break it! And then break time is over!
In "Jake and Amir: Soda" It's revealed that Amir believes it is the Year "1". Amir thinks 43 years have passed since 2011 June 43rd, 1. Jjkae was impressed by my straw
Jake always brings up Amir's age as if it will make a difference. Never worked in his 30s so it's less likely to work in his 40s. Wait til he's in 50s, maybe?
"Ass? Like I'm an asshole?" over a decade later and he's offended by it lol
He forgot what it meant
An asshole of the highest calendar
RIP Amir's Wallet. Jake Sliced it, He freakin Diced it Man!!
And on his favorite day!
Amir’s blood truly looks as if it were 95% pizza grease, the continuity is real
"I'm dyslexic to a flaut."
Oh hahah I didn't get this until I saw it written down
@@JeromeBeckett omg me either hahah thats great!
@@JeromeBeckettwhats a flaut
I don't get it
Think about what the phrase "to a flaut" could be, and why he says it wrong
Every single time I hear "Kentucky"
More like "Can't, Yucky!" STRAIGHT TO THE FINAL FOUR WITH YA!
Beansprout
Same and I fucking live here, how is this fair
@@HalzyonMCIt's more than fair! It's a travesty!
@@Psychol-Snooper That's not more than fair! Not everything has to be more than something for you just for you to drive your point past home!
YA BEST START BELIEVING IN GHOST STORIES
"Walk me through that."
"I think we both know that I can not."
the outtakes! the callbacks! the subtle “Mickey!” this is poetry in motion!
I think I'll stop asking if they still got it because they keep proving they do.
“The darkness is closing in, Mickey”
in his final moments, Amir thinks of his lifelong friend ❤
This is poetry in LOTION. As in your haikus are dry...
@@brandonwilcox3307 Jake: Dry as in witty?
Amir: Hmm?
Jake: Got it.
this is straight comedy SILVER
Better yet... comedy Gray
comedy Cola
Comedy taupe
DOPE
This has the energy of a band doing a reunion tour and dutifully and effortlessly playing through all the hits
You're really busting my chops with that one... and I love you for it! Straight to the final four with ye!
STRAIGHT TO THE FINAL FOUR WITHYAAA
You best be believin in ghost stories ms turner
came here to comment this 😂💕
"Tore my wallet" is going straight into the lexicon, isn't it?
I swear you almost cut it in half
“Let me go the way of my wallet” variation of that 😂
Sto- stop. I'm serious dude, i swear to fucking God you cut me bro. You Sliced me! You diced me!
@@WinteramenHe's leaking, Murphy!
ya best believe in lexicon miss tore my wallet CAUSE YOURE IN ONE
So Amir opened this episode referencing the assassination of Julius Caesar (“Ides of March”) and when later asked what year he thinks it is he responds “44.” Caesar was killed in 44 BCE, so there is some uncanny Classical continuity going on here. Has Amir always been living in the dying decades of the Roman Republic?
And then Amir is stabbed (cut) by his best friend
@@dylaneverhartmusic “Et tu, Jjkae?”
"The darkness is closing in, Mickey."
Had to rewind to double check the Mickey call out.
"Yeah never mind. I will wake you up in April." That ending made me giggle.
"I''m dyslexic to a flaut". Boys, you've done it again.
man i love that after all these years you guys still make these together, im beefing
I'm dyslexic to a FLOUT.
*flaut
“That’s such a low sperm count””really? What’s average” Ben: “…one…way more than one”
it's funny, I was thinking of the "how many times do you take a shit" bit, which is also from the ben schwartz collab
whatever the opposite of jumping the carp is, this is that
This really is a tradition like no other
the MASTERS
One take Jake is back
Shit now I have March Madness Fever. Aaaaand pneumonia
GONZAGA! GONZAGA!
a marmaduke style dog??
I'm so glad you guys are still around doing this
The way he whispers “what’s average” 😅😅
U-Connt believe who I have coming out of this husky region -> Straight to the final 4 - WITH - YA
I wonder if they have a safe word for when they're fake fighting
This Jake and Amir, along with Pony, is up there with the absolute best of the series
Ya sliced it. Ya ya ya diced it.
Amir's fear of a cut wallet is actually pretty reasonable.
You see, time is money, which means money is time. So if you cut a wallet, which holds money, then it's like you're cutting time. And you know what happens when you cut time? You break it! And then break time is over!
money isnt time. money is cash.
YA BES START BELIEVIN IN GHOST STORIES, CUS YOURE IN THE FINAL FOUR
jake is a stone cold wallet slicer. i can't believe he's getting away with this.
"at least it's not my wallet" is my new response to getting any injury
This felt like a classic Jake and Amir, I love it
The way Jake grabbed Amir's arm so he could hide behind him to cover up his laugh in the bloopers! Omg so precious!!
"You connect I cut" was such a Taupe line
"I'm dyslexic to a flaut" 😂😂 i love you guys
"I'm literally not even fucking joking right now"
- Rodrigo Oh 2024
Much better than the Segment.
Was really hoping for another "can I borrow your scissors" callback from like 10 years ago.
so good. so good. so good. i love that they're still making each other laugh 10 years (OR MORE) on and to a FLAUT!!!!!!
You connect, I cut!
Best new jake and amir yet! so funny
Oh shit this is an amazing episode. My boys still got it!!
Shit. Told myself I wouldn’t get radicalized
GonZAGA! GonZAGA! Come here boy!
The Boys are back in town!
The only part of March Madness that I care about
Love the juicy callbacks!
Boneless chicken fingers lmao
it's been ten years and he still laughs
Hi my name is Dan from the witness protection agency, can I have your scissors sir?
I'm craving a new episode with murph
I love when Amir deleriously attempts to make jokes the terrible start to jokes "stitches get...... ...."
they've both aged like fine wine
That fake blood looks more like rabbit jam
00:25 Caesar died in 44 BC on the Ides of March lol
And so did Amir's wallet
Omfg you ain't lying
Still hilarious. But particularly love the outtakes - joyous to see the struggle to get through a single scene!
love the outtakes
Oh I missed you guys so much 🥹
Instant replay! 11/10!
is it weird to say you guys might be my favorite people in the world
Was thinking about you the other day, Gonzagua was on tv!!
Marika is officially canon
One of the best, my god. Just bummed there wasn’t more of the St. Mary’s bit.
I love that amir is like let me die. Jake isn't having it. XD Then at the end is like f it.
New Jake and Amir!
In "Jake and Amir: Soda" It's revealed that Amir believes it is the Year "1". Amir thinks 43 years have passed since 2011
June 43rd, 1.
Jjkae was impressed by my straw
Ides of March, year 44? Did Amir kill Caesar?
Great opening
U connect I cut. Great idea from the pod
what ho young jacob!
STRAIGHT TO THE FINAL FOUR WITH YEH!
THEY’RE BACK!!! this this this is better than great, it’s gray.
Jake always brings up Amir's age as if it will make a difference. Never worked in his 30s so it's less likely to work in his 40s. Wait til he's in 50s, maybe?
This would have been a pretty good time to do an ad for the Ridge wallet
This is great 😂😂😂
This is a solid B+
The "sliced wallet" gag is an instant J&A classic 🤣🤣
Fill out a bracket? I say fack it nah.
Wonder if those scissors are any good at cutting carobs and figs?
Nearly sliced and diced my fucking wallet dude. Ya' sliced it, ya really diced it bud.
Very subtle Mickey mention
straight up EARLICK
Those are sharp scissors
BOILERMAKERS RAHHHH
tear-able joke
march bradness
I’ve been waiting for this since Jake mentioned the “you connect I cut” joke on the pod 😂
What’s the point of Longwood qualifying for the tourney if we’re not gonna get a pun out of it? Bad bracket, bad you
Amir opened with the ides of march and then thight it was 44 and 44 BC is when caeaser was assassinated
This video was definitely taupe
I just watched another video about this too
At of all the golden jokes in here why did I laugh the most at ‘Vermont more like VerFINEt’. I think I’ve also lost too much blood
I don’t even understand that one, or was it not supposed to make sense?
boneless chicken fingers haha
LOL 15 seeds, that's such a low sperm count LOL
When I hear march madness, I think J&A
The darkness is closing in Mickey
This video must have taken 3 months to film. Lets go!
oh hey Amir sliced off his OTHER thumb this time