I still saw some though most of the stalwart fans I see have watered their defenses down to “It wasn’t perfect but it was fun” or “Not every movie has to be Endgame.”
Even the hacks want to have the illusion of credibility so endorsing this film would have been a bridge too far. The box office failure from it's opening release knocked the wind out of the sails of a lot of these marvel shills.
It's funny how the rhetoric around this movie was basically was a one sided beat down from our side of the internet while all everyone else looked on because even most shills didn't think it was worth defending.
The one Marvels take I genuinely despise was Schaffrillas, who was shocked about how the film was so bad because “the first film did so well” Despite the fact most people found it mediocre and only watched it because it was between Avenger films
It didn't though, there was number manipulation. Just before release they cut expected profit from 80 mln to 40 mln and then when it made 47 mln they could trumpet it as a victory.
Remember the first Captain Marvel movie where they forced rotten tomatoes to not accept reviews and forced theaters to only screen CM to bump it’s numbers and they “donated” tickets to youth groups to fill even more seats and then it still bombed so badly that they couldn’t even call Captain Marvel 2, they needed 2 other characters to pad out the main character, because she is that insufferable.
You know it's bad when the shills have to resort to praising the fact it was directed by a black woman not the quality of the writing or the performances
“Marvel is back, baby!” JLongbone: “Yeah, back from hell…” …yeah, I think the Event Horizon is an apt analogy for current Marvel. It went to Hell, and it brought something back…
Series question, is this the biggest drop off for a sequel? Captain marvel over a billion dollars, this made what not even 300k? An 86% or so drop off, thats quite the embarrassing feat
That's also because most of the money Captain Marvel made wasn't earned due to it being a good movie, but rather because it's sandwiched between two of the biggest movie events in cinematic history and the marketing falsely claimed it connects to Infinity War and Endgame. That's why once that artificial element boosting it was removed in The Marvels is bombed hard like everyone predicted. If you put The Room there and falsely claimed its somehow connected to Infinity War and Endgame it would have propably made as much money as Captain Marvel 😅
It's sad because Captain Marvel could have been a great villain, specifically WWE Heel levels of villainy. Especially having Brie larson present herself as a Hollywood heel. But a man can dream.
I'd like to remind everyone that Captain Marvel flew through a sun and reignited it with the sheer force of her cosmic bullshit. She's the MCU's version of Goku Black because she's a literal God of Destruction. How the fuck do you have ever have stakes for a character like her?
Probably have some contrived sequence with technology that'll never be brought up again where she loses her powers and regains them about 20 minutes later and that's presented with the pretense of being character development.
Oh silly, they just introduce an out of nowhere more powerful, pretending to be deep or have motivation but in reality is really flat or have the motivation make no sense when you use even one braincell to think about it, villain who will tank all her attacks like it's nothing (can't have them beat her up in a one on one fair fight, we don't roll like that in hollywood. Except when the hero is a guy of course.) then be defeated in the end because she believed even more in herself then she did before or some BS.
Just don't have her, ig. Russos just did the "I've other commitments offscreen" thing. Probably only brought her back in the finale coz Fiege demanded that she be in the film.
They actually had two not bad ideas. First, Danvers is really powerful, but faces the question of how to use that power. By killing the Supreme Intelligence she killed the whole Kree government and caused a civil war. Once she realizes that was a mistake, she has to wrestle with the question of how she uses her power. The second way to raise the stakes, is to give her a villain with as much power. The Bangles could have given the villain enough power to defeat Danvers (if the writers made that decision) Interestingly, both Danvers and her enemy were acting in a desire for revenge, that gives it some nice symmetry. They had the ingredients for a good story, they just didn't use them properly.
One of the funniest things about both The Marvels and Aquaman 2 being shit is that marvel shills were crying that nobody cared that Aquaman 2 was failing because "muh racismus and mysoginies". When in reality, it's because no-one was pretending that Aquaman 2 was going to be good, like they were with The Marvels
After seeing obvious fake Instagram accounts on things like book promotion pages and fake accounts in RUclips comment sections for trailers, I firmly believe that Rotten Tomatoes has fake accounts that say "This movie was awesome great".
Honestly, as bad as The Marvels is, I would say that Eternals has a worse script. I don't think anyone proofread that script (Either that or were too bored to notice due to its disastrous blend of art house and the MCU formula), because the implications it raises are nothing short of horrifying. You have godlike beings coming planet to planet, advancing the intelligent lifeforms inhabiting these planets to new technological heights...all to incubate and hatch a celestial being that will destroy the planet and annihilate all life on said planet to bring life to a new universe. Their main goals seem to be helping intelligent lifeforms advance to their own demise while also fighting the Deviants who are the result of Robot Space God (I can't be bothered to remember their creator's name) being an idiot. As learned from the horrible mountain of exposition and info-dumping, the Eternals have done this millions of times over. They just don't remember it because Robot Space God erases their memories afterward so they're fresh and free of guilt to continue their genocides. Now, Earth is next. However, it gets worse with its implications. The Celestials that destroy these planets can only hatch when they gain enough power from the advancements of the lifeforms on these planets and population. The Earth has billions of people...only now is the Celestial about to be birthed. The only reason it hasn't beforehand is because of Thanos snapping half the population out of existence (This is specifically mentioned, by the way). Now that those people are back, this being is about to hatch and destroy the planet and all its inhabitants. This seems to imply that not only have the Eternals destroyed millions of planets of intelligent lifeforms ("Intelligent" is also specifically mentioned, which leads to further horrifying implications), but each of these planets potentially had billions of exterminated sentient beings apiece. The numbers are mind-boggling to think about. But wait...there's even more. Remember Thanos, the big baddie of the first three phases? Not only do the Eternals make what he did look like child's play by comparison, but in the process inadvertently turn his plan into a blend of Sophie's Choice and Watchmen multiplied to universal levels. No wonder he went mad. To save the universe, he had to erase half the population and sacrifice his adopted daughter. And even then, it would be only a temporary fix against the evils of the Eternals in their never-ending quest to exterminate life to create more life to continue this hideous and evil cycle. The film attempts to brush away questions about these sorts of things ("We can only intervene if the Deviants are involved"), but not only does this not begin to explain away their evil, it all turns out to be nonsense, anyway. Turns out, they can intervene without Deviants being present.
@@TyshaggyGaming Indeed. I couldn't help but scoff during a scene where Sprite (The perpetual child character. I'm surprised I even remembered her name) suggests maybe they could become the new Avengers. Almost everything post-Endgame can be written off. It's like Marvel took a look at the jumbled mess of the DCEU and took it as a challenge to create something even more disparate and disjointed. Now it's one-offs (Like Eternals or shows like the god-awful She-Hulk), holdovers (Guardians of Galaxy Vol. 3), too little too late projects (Black Widow), ill-fated follow-ups (The Marvels, Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania), nostalgia bait (Spider-Man: No Way Home, Deadpool & Wolverine), focus on D-list/fan-fiction characters (How's that Ironheart show coming along, Marvel?), and effects from real life calamities (Chadwick Boseman's death and Jonathan Majors being fired and convicted for domestic violence). At the rate they're going, I don't think they'll make it to the next Avengers film.
@@keenansullivan2380 Sadly GotG Vol 3 fits directly into after endgame perfectly, without any screw ups. But from what's being spread around, Deadpools "supposedly" going on a *MAJOR* retcon spree. Not that Didley's Marvel is going to improve on the things they write themselves. Remember, Ryan Reynolds co-writes the deadpool movies, and he's being give Iger and pals and hard time, especially with the leverage he holds with this movie.
Solid actress, pleasant public persona, AND has a sane response to the criticism of a project she's in? Out of a new actress in the 2020s?! We can't let Hollywood destroy this one
I'm trying to imagine if you made this film into a book and on the back it usually has a short quote from the story. Is there even a single piece of dialogue you could use from this film without the potential buyer breaking out in absurd laughter before putting it down? Like imagine reading. "Annihilator!" "I hate that name!"...
Just remember that Flerkin-cats as so powerful they can spatially compress **Infinity Stones** when they swallow them. Disney writers are so bad that if AI tried to use their scripts as their only (joy) database to draw from, it would make it go full Skynet just to save the rest of the Universe from us. #DarrenSavedTheUniverse
@BirdsElopWithTheSun09 I feel bad for her. She’s really charming and in the hands of better writers; you could have made Kamala Khan a great character. In this movie, she’s letdown by horrendous writing.
@@Avarn388I agree, I do believe that she could make a great Kamala Khan with good writing. Sad to see young talent wasted on bad projects with the likes of Brie Larson.
You guys talking about cats... The theatrical was not even six months ago, and I've completely forgotten about this, even with that weird streaming they made.
something i have not seen brought up at all in any discussion on this shit movie is brie larson is allergic to cats and any scene with the cat/cats she had to do quickly then take meds to deal with her allergy.................some times i think there is a god out there and his sense of humour is pretty funny
Honestly the funniest part of movies like this are the hopeless fans that claim the people making fun of these movies are "destroying" the franchises. No, we're not. We're laughing at people like you who are paying for tickets that support the terrible writers *and those writers are the one's destroying your favorite franchise* 😂 These fans are so misguided by shitty writing they don't even understand how cause & effect works! 🤣
So glad this happened, because the shills always use the first Cpt Marvel movie making over a billion dollars to say "see the fans LOVE Captain Marvel!". Conveniently forgetting it was sandwiched between fucking Infinity War and Endgame, and nobody who ever heard of the MCU was missing their movies at that point.
19:17 "[The Marvels] has not mustard enthusiasm, so it must ketchup...not the scores they relish." Another problem might be all the X-Men fans who felt betrayed; Disney really condiment to seeing this film with those teases.
I’m always been of the opinion that a movie reviewer has symbiotic relationship with the film studios, they consume everything that is given out. Even if it is excrement, they will devour it! And nowadays that’s become entertainment in its own right, we enjoy watching them suffer and then talk about it in great lengths. I’m guilty of this myself, funny old world we live in.
Hi Wolf, would be really cool if you could make a compilation of EFAP talking about Smiling Friends, unfortunately I don't have specific episodes or timestamps but I would really love if you could just write it down to make it some day
I feel bad for Iman Vellani, she’s a really good actress and plays Ms. Marvel so well. (And I’m someone who had stopped reading comics before she was created. I didn’t know anything about the character, but Iman Vellani played her so well in the Disney Plus series I became a fan)
@18:00 User name Google, verified account @A lot of fun, and a tight runtime. If you liked the characters separately, youll love them together. If not, well probably wont like this movie. :). I'm sure that was a real person from 2023! Peace All
Well, while I agree we have had consistent bad MCU movies and shows, I wouldn’t call projects like Shang-Chi, Moon Knight and Hawkeye part of that. Those particular shows and the movie weren’t bad in my opinion. Hawkeye I think is underrated(Kate Bishop isn’t another girlboss). I’ll defend Shang Chi, and Moon Knight is alright.
Not everyone's going to get that reference, but I'm pretty sure I do. On that note, however, the CW quote you're going for is "Pretend it's what you wanted"
Dumpster fires provide adequate warmth. Also to prevent this sort of insult to humanity from occurring again we must discuss it. Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it. Plus as I alluded to, it’s fun to analyze
I remember shills saying that The Marvels was successful because it made the most money out of all films directed by a black woman. Considering how fucking abysmal this film is, so much so that it didn't even manage to make its money back, then what this sorry attempt at celebrating the film is saying is that, since this is the highest height of black woman cinema, then black women haven't made good films yet. Of course this is stupid, because success doesn't make good rat, but that is what is being said by them. They are celebrating the best black women cinema has offered to us as of yet and it's total garbage, which hints at their belief that the rest of black women cinema is on the same level, if not worse than The Marvels. Additionally, the celebration of this sort of milestone is incredibly racist and sexist. Filmmakers shouldn't be separated by gender or race but solely by their ability to make good or bad movies.
OMG Rags, stick to comments like "It's the diabetes" and stop with the forced "stories." How can you not be aware of how funny your amazing real-time commentary is, and how awful and cringe you are when you are on the meth, droning on and digging ever deeper into your story-telling. My comments are done out of love and a REAL appreciation of the humor you are obviously capable of. 🫡
I'm honestly shocked how muted the culture war around The Marvels was. Even the shills pretty much just gave up.
You can only shill for so long.
Or the check didn't clear....
EDIT: Royal you btw.
Rotten tomatoes given up on removing bad reviews too. I think Bob Iger run out of money to control the culture.
Yeah. Even most of the MCU subreddit eventually gave up defending this one lol. It was a beautiful sight.
I still saw some though most of the stalwart fans I see have watered their defenses down to “It wasn’t perfect but it was fun” or “Not every movie has to be Endgame.”
Even the hacks want to have the illusion of credibility so endorsing this film would have been a bridge too far. The box office failure from it's opening release knocked the wind out of the sails of a lot of these marvel shills.
It's funny how the rhetoric around this movie was basically was a one sided beat down from our side of the internet while all everyone else looked on because even most shills didn't think it was worth defending.
I just find it funny that not even the K-POP fans bothered to see it or promote it.
The one Marvels take I genuinely despise was Schaffrillas, who was shocked about how the film was so bad because “the first film did so well”
Despite the fact most people found it mediocre and only watched it because it was between Avenger films
Well it’s a separate film so just because first did well doesn’t mean it will carry over to a sequel
It didn't though, there was number manipulation. Just before release they cut expected profit from 80 mln to 40 mln and then when it made 47 mln they could trumpet it as a victory.
Remember the first Captain Marvel movie where they forced rotten tomatoes to not accept reviews and forced theaters to only screen CM to bump it’s numbers and they “donated” tickets to youth groups to fill even more seats and then it still bombed so badly that they couldn’t even call Captain Marvel 2, they needed 2 other characters to pad out the main character, because she is that insufferable.
Thatnks, I still don't accept that movie made 1 billion, call me conspiracy theorist, 1B for being between Infinity War and Endgame? I don't buy it.
yeah, sound of freedom really blew some ass huh
oh I mean, uh, captain marvel. right.
Hahahahaha this is the perfect take!!! Encapsulates everything that CM is.
You know it's bad when the shills have to resort to praising the fact it was directed by a black woman not the quality of the writing or the performances
Yes now even black women can fail big.
And then Madame Web came......
Whatever gets her off
At least madame web doesn't have a singing scene
@@davideventili2881I wonder if the film would've been funnier if they burst into song in the middle randomly.
my mother saw madame web while she was in the Amazon researching spiders...
@@sqwalnocwas this right before she died?
“Marvel is back, baby!”
JLongbone: “Yeah, back from hell…”
…yeah, I think the Event Horizon is an apt analogy for current Marvel. It went to Hell, and it brought something back…
Disney is just a word. The reality is much worse.
Series question, is this the biggest drop off for a sequel? Captain marvel over a billion dollars, this made what not even 300k? An 86% or so drop off, thats quite the embarrassing feat
Dude it barely crawled past 200M lol. 300 was like a fking dream for this one.
@@ascended1924oh really, only 200k?? My expectations for you were low but holy F
No way this only made 300k
I think you mean million, but yeah, it did not make it past 300M
That's also because most of the money Captain Marvel made wasn't earned due to it being a good movie, but rather because it's sandwiched between two of the biggest movie events in cinematic history and the marketing falsely claimed it connects to Infinity War and Endgame.
That's why once that artificial element boosting it was removed in The Marvels is bombed hard like everyone predicted.
If you put The Room there and falsely claimed its somehow connected to Infinity War and Endgame it would have propably made as much money as Captain Marvel 😅
"What's going on over there at Rotten Tomatoes?"
Massive corruption.
It's sad because Captain Marvel could have been a great villain, specifically WWE Heel levels of villainy. Especially having Brie larson present herself as a Hollywood heel. But a man can dream.
The fun part is how Larson absolutely doesn't want to be a heel but still came off that way
I'd like to remind everyone that Captain Marvel flew through a sun and reignited it with the sheer force of her cosmic bullshit.
She's the MCU's version of Goku Black because she's a literal God of Destruction. How the fuck do you have ever have stakes for a character like her?
Probably have some contrived sequence with technology that'll never be brought up again where she loses her powers and regains them about 20 minutes later and that's presented with the pretense of being character development.
Oh silly, they just introduce an out of nowhere more powerful, pretending to be deep or have motivation but in reality is really flat or have the motivation make no sense when you use even one braincell to think about it, villain who will tank all her attacks like it's nothing (can't have them beat her up in a one on one fair fight, we don't roll like that in hollywood. Except when the hero is a guy of course.) then be defeated in the end because she believed even more in herself then she did before or some BS.
And people thought Wanda was overpowered
Just don't have her, ig. Russos just did the "I've other commitments offscreen" thing. Probably only brought her back in the finale coz Fiege demanded that she be in the film.
They actually had two not bad ideas. First, Danvers is really powerful, but faces the question of how to use that power. By killing the Supreme Intelligence she killed the whole Kree government and caused a civil war. Once she realizes that was a mistake, she has to wrestle with the question of how she uses her power.
The second way to raise the stakes, is to give her a villain with as much power. The Bangles could have given the villain enough power to defeat Danvers (if the writers made that decision)
Interestingly, both Danvers and her enemy were acting in a desire for revenge, that gives it some nice symmetry.
They had the ingredients for a good story, they just didn't use them properly.
One of the funniest things about both The Marvels and Aquaman 2 being shit is that marvel shills were crying that nobody cared that Aquaman 2 was failing because "muh racismus and mysoginies". When in reality, it's because no-one was pretending that Aquaman 2 was going to be good, like they were with The Marvels
Aquaman 2 was a fun B-movie.
After seeing obvious fake Instagram accounts on things like book promotion pages and fake accounts in RUclips comment sections for trailers, I firmly believe that Rotten Tomatoes has fake accounts that say "This movie was awesome great".
There are sites where you can buy positive interactions for youtube
Honestly, as bad as The Marvels is, I would say that Eternals has a worse script. I don't think anyone proofread that script (Either that or were too bored to notice due to its disastrous blend of art house and the MCU formula), because the implications it raises are nothing short of horrifying. You have godlike beings coming planet to planet, advancing the intelligent lifeforms inhabiting these planets to new technological heights...all to incubate and hatch a celestial being that will destroy the planet and annihilate all life on said planet to bring life to a new universe. Their main goals seem to be helping intelligent lifeforms advance to their own demise while also fighting the Deviants who are the result of Robot Space God (I can't be bothered to remember their creator's name) being an idiot. As learned from the horrible mountain of exposition and info-dumping, the Eternals have done this millions of times over. They just don't remember it because Robot Space God erases their memories afterward so they're fresh and free of guilt to continue their genocides. Now, Earth is next.
However, it gets worse with its implications. The Celestials that destroy these planets can only hatch when they gain enough power from the advancements of the lifeforms on these planets and population. The Earth has billions of people...only now is the Celestial about to be birthed. The only reason it hasn't beforehand is because of Thanos snapping half the population out of existence (This is specifically mentioned, by the way). Now that those people are back, this being is about to hatch and destroy the planet and all its inhabitants. This seems to imply that not only have the Eternals destroyed millions of planets of intelligent lifeforms ("Intelligent" is also specifically mentioned, which leads to further horrifying implications), but each of these planets potentially had billions of exterminated sentient beings apiece. The numbers are mind-boggling to think about.
But wait...there's even more. Remember Thanos, the big baddie of the first three phases? Not only do the Eternals make what he did look like child's play by comparison, but in the process inadvertently turn his plan into a blend of Sophie's Choice and Watchmen multiplied to universal levels. No wonder he went mad. To save the universe, he had to erase half the population and sacrifice his adopted daughter. And even then, it would be only a temporary fix against the evils of the Eternals in their never-ending quest to exterminate life to create more life to continue this hideous and evil cycle. The film attempts to brush away questions about these sorts of things ("We can only intervene if the Deviants are involved"), but not only does this not begin to explain away their evil, it all turns out to be nonsense, anyway. Turns out, they can intervene without Deviants being present.
Honestly, the fact nothing in this movie is ever acknowledged afterwards “cough” “cough” dead god in ocean, you can write it of as non canon for now.
@@TyshaggyGaming Indeed. I couldn't help but scoff during a scene where Sprite (The perpetual child character. I'm surprised I even remembered her name) suggests maybe they could become the new Avengers. Almost everything post-Endgame can be written off. It's like Marvel took a look at the jumbled mess of the DCEU and took it as a challenge to create something even more disparate and disjointed. Now it's one-offs (Like Eternals or shows like the god-awful She-Hulk), holdovers (Guardians of Galaxy Vol. 3), too little too late projects (Black Widow), ill-fated follow-ups (The Marvels, Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania), nostalgia bait (Spider-Man: No Way Home, Deadpool & Wolverine), focus on D-list/fan-fiction characters (How's that Ironheart show coming along, Marvel?), and effects from real life calamities (Chadwick Boseman's death and Jonathan Majors being fired and convicted for domestic violence). At the rate they're going, I don't think they'll make it to the next Avengers film.
@@keenansullivan2380 Sadly GotG Vol 3 fits directly into after endgame perfectly, without any screw ups. But from what's being spread around, Deadpools "supposedly" going on a *MAJOR* retcon spree. Not that Didley's Marvel is going to improve on the things they write themselves. Remember, Ryan Reynolds co-writes the deadpool movies, and he's being give Iger and pals and hard time, especially with the leverage he holds with this movie.
We must protect Iman Vellani at all costs.
Solid actress, pleasant public persona, AND has a sane response to the criticism of a project she's in? Out of a new actress in the 2020s?! We can't let Hollywood destroy this one
She should honestly replace Kevin at Marvel
Her character is cringe but she isn’t.
Why?
Guilt by association. She is going to sink with the ship. A casualty of war.
Please stop running
Let the cats eat you
The way she said that (sorry I don't know her @) is so funny
Nutsa is her name
@@thoronbar thank you
"I'd give it a couple of points just for the cat eating scene." -- Disparu, 202X
I'm trying to imagine if you made this film into a book and on the back it usually has a short quote from the story. Is there even a single piece of dialogue you could use from this film without the potential buyer breaking out in absurd laughter before putting it down?
Like imagine reading. "Annihilator!" "I hate that name!"...
Black Girl Magic!
@@auroraSLAP Aw, ffs. I thought the exact same thing, hit the "Show Replies" button, and there it is in the only reply
@@TOONYBOY Sorry man 😂 too good to pass up
@@auroraSLAP First come, first served. No harm done
Just remember that Flerkin-cats as so powerful they can spatially compress **Infinity Stones** when they swallow them. Disney writers are so bad that if AI tried to use their scripts as their only (joy) database to draw from, it would make it go full Skynet just to save the rest of the Universe from us. #DarrenSavedTheUniverse
At least Iman Villaini is super charming and likable.
@BirdsElopWithTheSun09 I feel bad for her. She’s really charming and in the hands of better writers; you could have made Kamala Khan a great character. In this movie, she’s letdown by horrendous writing.
@@Avarn388I agree, I do believe that she could make a great Kamala Khan with good writing. Sad to see young talent wasted on bad projects with the likes of Brie Larson.
@@Avarn388 The writing for her character on the Ms. Marvel show is decent.
You guys talking about cats... The theatrical was not even six months ago, and I've completely forgotten about this, even with that weird streaming they made.
“Higher, Faster, Stronger”
More Like
*Lower, Slower, Weaker*
I’ll still never get over Samuel L Jackson getting mad at this movies backlash
something i have not seen brought up at all in any discussion on this shit movie is brie larson is allergic to cats and any scene with the cat/cats she had to do quickly then take meds to deal with her allergy.................some times i think there is a god out there and his sense of humour is pretty funny
Judge Judy would despise being in the same room with Nutsu
Judge judy cant even stand hearing out both sides of an arguement on her own show. She would absolutely lose her job if it she was a “real” judge
Honestly the funniest part of movies like this are the hopeless fans that claim the people making fun of these movies are "destroying" the franchises. No, we're not. We're laughing at people like you who are paying for tickets that support the terrible writers *and those writers are the one's destroying your favorite franchise* 😂
These fans are so misguided by shitty writing they don't even understand how cause & effect works! 🤣
Could we get a compilation of Rags Biden moments throughout EFAP?
17:37 85% ? 😮
So Ms. Larson must be in the $20-million club salary-wise, am I right? 😅 Because she's so beloved by the masses...🤣
So glad this happened, because the shills always use the first Cpt Marvel movie making over a billion dollars to say "see the fans LOVE Captain Marvel!". Conveniently forgetting it was sandwiched between fucking Infinity War and Endgame, and nobody who ever heard of the MCU was missing their movies at that point.
I forgot this EFAP happened.
A lot of the movies coming out these days make fant4stic look good.
what is this? EFAP for ants?
19:10 Holy sh*t 😂 Even people who hate puns *have* to respect the quality improv in this bit 👍
Hey Wolf. Youre awesome, that is all.☺️
"Pretty smart cats." -Gay Actor Hanggo Pyggins
Hi Wolf!
"I bought this for my husband and he loved it."
I swear Carol Danvers used to be cool. 😢
Released 5 months ago. Ooof.
Not even sure if the movies they mentioned will even be released now.
...oh my god I actually did forget this efap happened before I saw this in my recommended.
I think I have forgotten everything about this movie by now.
19:17 "[The Marvels] has not mustard enthusiasm, so it must ketchup...not the scores they relish." Another problem might be all the X-Men fans who felt betrayed; Disney really condiment to seeing this film with those teases.
I forgot this efap happened
I’m always been of the opinion that a movie reviewer has symbiotic relationship with the film studios, they consume everything that is given out. Even if it is excrement, they will devour it! And nowadays that’s become entertainment in its own right, we enjoy watching them suffer and then talk about it in great lengths. I’m guilty of this myself, funny old world we live in.
And that's all they said CATS. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hi Wolf, would be really cool if you could make a compilation of EFAP talking about Smiling Friends, unfortunately I don't have specific episodes or timestamps but I would really love if you could just write it down to make it some day
So it was made by cat ladies for cat ladies??
bleck gorl magk
Pretty sure those good Reviews on Rotten Tomatoe were all AI Generated.
Nice try Disney
Why are they taking about The Marvels?!
Spider-Man is coming out!
XD
I feel bad for Iman Vellani, she’s a really good actress and plays Ms. Marvel so well. (And I’m someone who had stopped reading comics before she was created. I didn’t know anything about the character, but Iman Vellani played her so well in the Disney Plus series I became a fan)
A film of stolen idea from space balls to fureama
Yep
Very funny. I was rooting for paper
@18:00 User name Google, verified account @A lot of fun, and a tight runtime. If you liked the characters separately, youll love them together. If not, well probably wont like this movie. :). I'm sure that was a real person from 2023! Peace All
A female in EFAP?
Yeah she’s the bear I think
😊
Well, while I agree we have had consistent bad MCU movies and shows, I wouldn’t call projects like Shang-Chi, Moon Knight and Hawkeye part of that. Those particular shows and the movie weren’t bad in my opinion. Hawkeye I think is underrated(Kate Bishop isn’t another girlboss). I’ll defend Shang Chi, and Moon Knight is alright.
Give me ghost rider
Don’t encourage them!
Make it Nicholas Cage again
Ghost ride-her you mean
Considering cage is famous for playing in ANYTHING, he’d be THE guy to get be Ghost Rider AGAIN
Did you guys even try to pretend you like it? 🤨
Not everyone's going to get that reference, but I'm pretty sure I do. On that note, however, the CW quote you're going for is "Pretend it's what you wanted"
The marvels is better than thor 4 hands down, what was that?
i am pretty much shocked any of you still care to any extent
Dumpster fires provide adequate warmth. Also to prevent this sort of insult to humanity from occurring again we must discuss it. Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it. Plus as I alluded to, it’s fun to analyze
it's fun
This is a clip from 5 months ago
So a decade of films and fun should just tossed aside in a couple of years?
Maybe you should stop trying to destroy EVERYTHING.
For someone who doesn't care, you REALLY had to let everyone else know how much you don't care when you saw this on your feed this morning. 😅
To be fair, despite its flaws, there's a lot more to salvage in Multiverse of Madness than this movie.
I remember shills saying that The Marvels was successful because it made the most money out of all films directed by a black woman.
Considering how fucking abysmal this film is, so much so that it didn't even manage to make its money back, then what this sorry attempt at celebrating the film is saying is that, since this is the highest height of black woman cinema, then black women haven't made good films yet. Of course this is stupid, because success doesn't make good rat, but that is what is being said by them. They are celebrating the best black women cinema has offered to us as of yet and it's total garbage, which hints at their belief that the rest of black women cinema is on the same level, if not worse than The Marvels.
Additionally, the celebration of this sort of milestone is incredibly racist and sexist. Filmmakers shouldn't be separated by gender or race but solely by their ability to make good or bad movies.
OMG Rags, stick to comments like "It's the diabetes" and stop with the forced "stories." How can you not be aware of how funny your amazing real-time commentary is, and how awful and cringe you are when you are on the meth, droning on and digging ever deeper into your story-telling. My comments are done out of love and a REAL appreciation of the humor you are obviously capable of. 🫡