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  • Опубликовано: 13 апр 2022
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  • @danielbuege1
    @danielbuege1 2 года назад +677

    That "see it while it's still standing" comment hits a little too close to home right now

  • @gvendurst
    @gvendurst 2 года назад +254

    "You haven't heard the last of me!"
    Famous last words

    • @nicholascrow8133
      @nicholascrow8133 2 года назад +5

      "They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance"

  • @danielwalker26
    @danielwalker26 2 года назад +519

    Lincoln assassination jokes are always funny because everyone jokes that it is always too soon.

    • @nicholascrow8133
      @nicholascrow8133 2 года назад +1

      Still better than "I would like you to meet Stephen Hawkin"

    • @ryancoulter4797
      @ryancoulter4797 2 года назад +5

      But how was the play?!

    • @Merennulli
      @Merennulli 2 года назад +9

      @@ryancoulter4797 It was to die for.
      Ironically, he'd allegedly already seen the play before and didn't want to see it again, so maybe it wasn't that good. (I'm getting that claim from "A Short Life of Abraham Lincoln" by Ralph Shirley, though I have serious doubts about the accuracy of the source.)

    • @crnkmnky
      @crnkmnky 2 года назад +1

      @@Merennulli “Our American Cousin” sounds like a bad Oscar Wilde knockoff…

    • @matthewgigs3456
      @matthewgigs3456 2 года назад +3

      I didn't get the joke till I saw your comment, completely forgot his wife's name...

  • @pic18f452
    @pic18f452 2 года назад +196

    "Yeah that outfit does make you look fat" --- Famous last words

  • @markdunham9634
    @markdunham9634 2 года назад +189

    I replayed that Lincoln joke way too many times. That was hilarious.

    • @Tahoi5678
      @Tahoi5678 2 года назад +4

      So you're the reason why its most replayed!

    • @alfredfreedomjones5105
      @alfredfreedomjones5105 2 года назад +1

      Why do people find the murder of Lincoln & Kennedy hilarious 😭

    • @markdunham9634
      @markdunham9634 Год назад +2

      @@alfredfreedomjones5105 It’s the slow realization that you do each time the joke is done that makes the joke hilarious. As you can tell, that assassination - even 157 years later - still stings the heart of any real American.

    • @markdunham9634
      @markdunham9634 Год назад

      @@Tahoi5678 You’re damn right.

    • @timothypeterson4781
      @timothypeterson4781 Год назад

      It was good, the "too soon" part made it about 3 times better.

  • @fezzik7619
    @fezzik7619 2 года назад +70

    Famous last words: “Eh. It should hold.”

  • @smc1942
    @smc1942 2 года назад +47

    Famous last words...
    "Don't worry, boys, most of them can't fight anyway."
    George Armstrong Custer.

  • @ashleighmodglin
    @ashleighmodglin 2 года назад +42

    How has chip somehow gotten MORE handsome with age

  • @aaronpincus6095
    @aaronpincus6095 Год назад +5

    Famous last words "You gotta be fu$king kidding me"

  • @MrMusicmicky
    @MrMusicmicky 2 года назад +99

    I'm from Florida and I can say Wayne is accurate.

    • @PHSDM104
      @PHSDM104 2 года назад +10

      He did grow up in Central Florida, so he ought to know what it's like down here.

    • @SimonASNG
      @SimonASNG 2 года назад +2

      But they don't announce their state, they are more likely to say, "Hold my beer" or "watch this!"

    • @Headpfones
      @Headpfones Год назад +1

      What in the world goes on in that place ? 😳

  • @Buggy-su4oy
    @Buggy-su4oy 2 года назад +15

    "Watch me pull this grenade pin out with my teeth!"
    Famous Last Words.

    • @mikearchibald744
      @mikearchibald744 2 года назад

      No, second last words, "watch me put this pin into this grenade with my tongue"

  • @trevorstockwell8290
    @trevorstockwell8290 Год назад +4

    Ryan and Collin always funny

  • @alexriddles492
    @alexriddles492 2 года назад +6

    Missouri Loves Company.

  • @Clasteau
    @Clasteau 2 года назад +7

    I was also expecting * Honks horn, raises eyebrows*.

  • @christophercole8114
    @christophercole8114 2 года назад +33

    Why is it that Chip with a beard looks a lot like Jim Carey?

    • @CalTek
      @CalTek 2 года назад +1

      agree....I had to do a double take to make sure not him

    • @gundag453
      @gundag453 Год назад

      He played a one-shot villain on 'Lois and Clark' back in the day and I remember thinking he was putting in a poor man's Jim Carrey performance.

    • @legionaireb
      @legionaireb 4 месяца назад

      I got Jake Gyllenhaal.

  • @doloreslehmann8628
    @doloreslehmann8628 2 года назад +61

    Famous last words of the sports teacher: "All spears over here!"

  • @-belue-6697
    @-belue-6697 2 года назад +2

    0:19...Wayne, she said UNLIKELY! 😬🤣😬

  • @trixieelle4511
    @trixieelle4511 2 года назад +4

    Famous last words : "Do you have any last words ?"

  • @matthewthomas4301
    @matthewthomas4301 2 года назад +18

    Pickup lines at the circus: check out my shoe size 😉

    • @thachad098
      @thachad098 2 года назад +2

      I was wondering how Ryan missed that

  • @MsWatermonkey
    @MsWatermonkey 2 года назад +9

    Famous last words: "YOLO"

  • @pacificostudios
    @pacificostudios 2 года назад +27

    People in Africa probably don't realize that "Florida Man" is the butt of many jokes in the USA.

  • @TheNintendoFreak04
    @TheNintendoFreak04 2 года назад +44

    I love that no matter how much time passes, ppl get playfully up in arms about assassinated Lincoln jokes

    • @furionmax7824
      @furionmax7824 2 года назад +1

      Oh.you should've seen it when they made a Hitler joke.
      We can make jokes about murder and abortion but not f**king Hitler. -Drew Carey

    • @markdunham9634
      @markdunham9634 Год назад

      @@furionmax7824 Murder, abortion and the Native Americans…

  • @SpeedyEric1
    @SpeedyEric1 2 года назад +16

    Famous last words: "I am not dying. It's fake news."

  • @lunarumbreon7699
    @lunarumbreon7699 2 года назад +2

    “You know what Jackie, I think we should take the top down, it’s a nice day”

  • @crimsonknight7011
    @crimsonknight7011 2 года назад +3

    The Joker “If you have to explain a joke, then there is no joke!”

  • @Taverens_Pull
    @Taverens_Pull 2 года назад +3

    Famous last words
    "Yeah, I'll have a #3, extra hot sauce and a fries supreme also extra hot sauce. And what the hell? A spicy cheese double beef burrito on the side and yeah I want that with extra hot sauce too."

  • @jamesdenton3438
    @jamesdenton3438 2 года назад +6

    Thank you Colin!

  • @Imsexysryurnot
    @Imsexysryurnot Год назад +1

    "Not in the face!"
    Famous last words

  • @Airestotle09
    @Airestotle09 2 года назад +35

    Its sad to see that Ryan and Colin are no longer the most handsome members on the show

  • @thekillerkellyn899
    @thekillerkellyn899 2 года назад +56

    I miss this show 😂🤣

    • @rufusmcmunchly
      @rufusmcmunchly 2 года назад +6

      you know they're still airing new episodes, right?

    • @motodog242
      @motodog242 2 года назад +6

      ??? It's a show that still airs new episodes on The CW, unless you're saying you miss the Clive or Drew eras, which I agree, I miss them too.

    • @willjohnboy
      @willjohnboy 2 года назад +1

      @@motodog242 the eras i miss yes, the hosts not so much.

  • @palmer9115
    @palmer9115 2 года назад +14

    Famous last words: “what are you gonna do…..shoot me?”

    • @mikearchibald744
      @mikearchibald744 2 года назад +2

      :"you couldn't hit the broad side of my ass"

  • @archvermin
    @archvermin 2 года назад +4

    Whoa Chip looks damn suave now with the beard

    • @drinkinslim
      @drinkinslim 2 года назад +4

      For a moment there, I thought it was Jim Carey!

  • @SM-yy2vg
    @SM-yy2vg 2 года назад +1

    The last one. 😂

  • @maggie2u135
    @maggie2u135 Год назад +1

    Famous last words....'It doesn't take a rocket scientist.'

  • @michaelhughes9553
    @michaelhughes9553 2 года назад +16

    So now apparently I follow Comedy Central Africa. Well played Africa…

  • @vale.antoni
    @vale.antoni 2 года назад +2

    No, Timmy! Don't press that red...

  • @LordClydeofOMAR
    @LordClydeofOMAR 2 года назад +32

    I cannot believe this show is still going.

    • @markdunham9634
      @markdunham9634 Год назад

      Considering how serious things are…Thank God this show is still going. I rewatch the reruns all the time.

    • @LordClydeofOMAR
      @LordClydeofOMAR Год назад

      @@markdunham9634 I remember watching reruns of the original British version (The ones with Clive Anderson) on Comedy Central in the late 90s. There were some episodes shown from before Colin and Ryan were even on the show.

    • @robertcolontonio7775
      @robertcolontonio7775 Год назад

      Unfortunately I read that this is its last season and is cancelled. Damn shame.

    • @eidorian101
      @eidorian101 Год назад

      @@robertcolontonio7775 It's not.

    • @robertcolontonio7775
      @robertcolontonio7775 Год назад

      @@eidorian101 It is not technically cancelled but Colin has said that if it is renewed it would be without all the people who are working on it now.

  • @bluebear1985
    @bluebear1985 8 месяцев назад +1

    0:56 Nice job on Chip for throwing a little shade at Wayne. For those who don't know, Wayne has been the host of the American game show "Let's Make a Deal" since 2009.

  • @ianh1504
    @ianh1504 2 года назад +26

    "Leave your guns at the door (you can buy better ones once youre inside)"

  • @buggyroberson9922
    @buggyroberson9922 2 года назад +6

    Unlikely State Slogans: "Welcome to Hawaii-Hope you like driving in lava."

    • @smc1942
      @smc1942 2 года назад

      Wyoming...
      "Wide open spaces since 1890!"

  • @415423591
    @415423591 2 года назад +48

    Love this host. So relaxed and fun.

  • @bramusa
    @bramusa 2 года назад +17

    Let’s be honest… ‘stay out’ isn’t too unlikely nowadays…

    • @turdFerguson565
      @turdFerguson565 2 года назад +2

      To be Frank, none of those would be inaccurate

    • @kissit012
      @kissit012 2 года назад +1

      It’s more of a safety issue than a prejudiced one now. Save yourselves

    • @mikearchibald744
      @mikearchibald744 2 года назад

      After 911 is when it really started. Educated scientists talked about being harassed at airports just for going to conferences.

  • @eleanorrarity6498
    @eleanorrarity6498 2 года назад +3

    Love this show - didn’t realise the new host played Dr Lewis on Criminals Minds (another show I love) 😄

  • @lcolsen22
    @lcolsen22 2 года назад +5

    Who else didn't realize that was Chip until halfway through?

    • @DezMarivette
      @DezMarivette 2 года назад +2

      I’ve been scrolling through the comments to find out who the Handsome Beard was - and it’s CHIP? Myyyy he did age like fine win 😆✨

  • @beingheardmedia6339
    @beingheardmedia6339 2 года назад +4

    Wayne Brady looked like he felt some kind of way about that Lincoln joke. I don't know why. Suck it up, Brady!! Our people got what we needed from him. It's all good 😄

    • @lunarumbreon7699
      @lunarumbreon7699 2 года назад +1

      I’m sure it would have been better if he could have lead reconstruction but yeah

  • @ThisisFit
    @ThisisFit 2 года назад +3

    Forgot how much I loved this!

  • @natekrieger5741
    @natekrieger5741 2 года назад +1

    Luv Chip’s Beard!!!!!!!

  • @nicholasrv8834
    @nicholasrv8834 2 года назад +24

    great show. Wish it would come back.

    • @kevin2400
      @kevin2400 2 года назад +5

      It’s coming back this fall

    • @motodog242
      @motodog242 2 года назад +5

      ??? It's been still around for like the past 8 years now.

  • @Swampsong117
    @Swampsong117 2 года назад +9

    “Come to America, you won’t get shot”

  • @alexlandherr
    @alexlandherr Год назад +1

    Unlikely tourism slogans for America:
    “There’s still room in Montana!”

  • @PMunkS
    @PMunkS 2 года назад +1

    I've got one... ♫ "Oh shake, shake, shake... shake, shake, shake... shake your booty... in Djibouti" ♫

  • @Emophiliac2
    @Emophiliac2 2 года назад +7

    Pickup lines at the circus - Wanna get your freak on?

  • @dimitrisionas9566
    @dimitrisionas9566 Год назад +2

    Great segment, had me rolling with laughter!

  • @funnyblog100
    @funnyblog100 11 месяцев назад +1

    1:40 As someone with a history degree that's fucking hilarious!

  • @nctpti2073
    @nctpti2073 2 года назад +8

    "Make America Great Again!" ... what, too soon? Lol...

  • @Liwet.
    @Liwet. 2 года назад +1

    There's no way this is loaded. -Famous last words

  • @larsg.2492
    @larsg.2492 2 года назад +9

    Was hoping to see some African comedians on Comedy Central Africa

    • @415423591
      @415423591 2 года назад +1

      Instead, you just get Canadians - a poor man's American.

    • @drwatsonca6945
      @drwatsonca6945 2 года назад

      Lol poor man's America so had any mass shootings today. I am free and you kiss the ass of the orange one

    • @scionofdorn9101
      @scionofdorn9101 2 года назад +1

      @@415423591 The United States, Canada's underpants.

  • @Hobbes1025
    @Hobbes1025 8 месяцев назад +1

    According Aisha's shirt, am I supposed to KISS where it says?

  • @JustinCoasters
    @JustinCoasters 2 года назад

    1. Everything Must Go
    2. Hi Courtney Love, I'm Kurt Cobain
    3. You make both of my heads spin

  • @daledouglass9433
    @daledouglass9433 2 года назад +15

    Mary and Abe lincoln. Mary was his wife

  • @rickmills4801
    @rickmills4801 Год назад

    "Those are friendlies on our six!"

  • @christiandelorde5887
    @christiandelorde5887 2 года назад +7

    Still like seeing these old skits.

    • @briwanderz
      @briwanderz 2 года назад +1

      "old skits" ?? I believe these are from the last couple years.. Wayne Brady didn't wear glasses last time I watched on cw a couple years ago, I don't think.

  • @aeyb701
    @aeyb701 Год назад +1

    Just a little thunder storm. Let’s play through.

  • @gunkanjima3408
    @gunkanjima3408 2 года назад +2

    Shout out to Chip coming back

  • @scottydog1313
    @scottydog1313 2 года назад +4

    I didnt recognize Charlie Esten at all with the beard.

    • @dodgeplow
      @dodgeplow 2 года назад +3

      Reminds me of Jim Carey

  • @slobodanreka1088
    @slobodanreka1088 2 года назад +1

    ):34 I guess Colin was indicating a statue of Washington, or Lincoln, or Jefferson, or...

  • @legionaireb
    @legionaireb 4 месяца назад

    1:42
    Me: TOO SOON!!!
    1:51
    Incidentally, Bearded Chip looks like Jake Gyllenhaal.

  • @GODZILLA2915
    @GODZILLA2915 2 года назад +6

    If I was asked a slogan for US tourism.
    “Come for our natural landscapes and ..... uhhh.

    • @Tyrunner0097
      @Tyrunner0097 2 года назад

      "Watch human progress go backwards in real time!"

    • @drinkinslim
      @drinkinslim 2 года назад +2

      @@Tyrunner0097 Ha, that would work for both sides of the political spectrum 😂

    • @mikearchibald744
      @mikearchibald744 2 года назад

      "Come for our slogans"

  • @d.allymusic
    @d.allymusic 2 года назад +1

    Is this show still on? I gotta look this up bc I loved this show way back when

  • @disableddragonborn
    @disableddragonborn 2 года назад +1

    Both of those slogans are way too real.

  • @Sillybillyilly
    @Sillybillyilly 2 года назад

    Wow I still have the hots for Ryan and Colin

  • @kills26
    @kills26 2 года назад

    When was this made ?

  • @thepoormansguidetothegalax3981
    @thepoormansguidetothegalax3981 2 года назад +10

    Is that Chip?

  • @joeiijames
    @joeiijames 2 года назад +1

    Damn how is chip still fine AF

  • @rainmakerii2610
    @rainmakerii2610 Год назад

    Famous last words:
    " Of course it's a prop gun"
    AKA- A baldwin

  • @cliffj33
    @cliffj33 2 года назад +1

    want to go to the 15th century ... come to america

  • @ipraytovodka
    @ipraytovodka 2 года назад +6

    im surprised the "check this out" line wasnt immediately followed by "pshh thats nothing - watch me!"

  • @falandoatoa
    @falandoatoa 2 года назад +10

    How everybody looks so old, except for Ryan and Colin? 😂😂😂

    • @gamerman782
      @gamerman782 2 года назад +1

      Because they are so old

  • @SuperZippyzippy
    @SuperZippyzippy 2 года назад +4

    Stay out is not unlikely

  • @linrepboras
    @linrepboras 2 месяца назад

    "Why not come here while it's still a democracy? But 2024 election is closin in.."

  • @tsrgoinc
    @tsrgoinc 2 года назад +1

    Unlikely tourist slogans for America, hmm 🤔 What like the penultimate line of the star spangled banner, as thats a lie? One thing for sure is home of the free you ain’t!

  • @buggyroberson9922
    @buggyroberson9922 2 года назад

    Famous Last Words: "No I promise the gun isn't loaded-Here I will prove it to you!"

  • @351cleavland
    @351cleavland 2 года назад +21

    The whole Lincoln event still stings.

  • @killerboba
    @killerboba 2 года назад +6

    Visit the U. S. Leaving will make you the happyest person alive

    • @killSeal
      @killSeal 2 года назад

      Me: I'm going to Disneyland!
      Someone from the U.S.: Don't you mean Disneyworld?
      Me: I know what I said.
      Someone from the U.S.: You're so lucky.

  • @highstimulation2497
    @highstimulation2497 2 года назад +12

    where your gun is treated like a person and women aren't.

  • @lauraleecreations3217
    @lauraleecreations3217 2 года назад

    ❤️❤️❤️❤️👍👍👍👍

  • @1977minicooper1380
    @1977minicooper1380 2 года назад

    1:00 I don't understand Ryan's golf swing joke. Can someone help???

  • @KefoAtleta
    @KefoAtleta 2 года назад

    I dont get that one at 1:01

  • @bradhartliep879
    @bradhartliep879 2 года назад +2

    #AishaTyler! You've just won an all expense paid, non-return trip to Alabama! ..

    • @fishingthelist4017
      @fishingthelist4017 2 года назад +1

      "See! Alabama isn't like Wayne says it is. Now...show me around Compton." Famous last words from an old white guy.

  • @voicelesspilot3463
    @voicelesspilot3463 2 года назад

    Miss these days

  • @USSResolute
    @USSResolute 7 месяцев назад

    I'm glad that Comedy Central Africa is here to make us laugh in tumultuous times.

  • @matthewgigs3456
    @matthewgigs3456 2 года назад +3

    50 states, 51 regrets (slogan)
    Why dose that plane say gay? (Last words)

  • @arightscepter
    @arightscepter 2 года назад +1

    Unlikely tourism slogan? "Idaho Once"

  • @HotCheetosMan111
    @HotCheetosMan111 2 года назад

    Are they still making this?

  • @DragonPrincessAoife
    @DragonPrincessAoife 2 года назад +1

    "Its completely safe!"

  • @ScottyHunter
    @ScottyHunter 2 года назад +1

    Why advertise "Unlikely tourism slogans for America" in the title when they only did two... when "Famous Last Words" made up more than half of the video???

  • @ThatJohnnyGuyyy
    @ThatJohnnyGuyyy 2 года назад

    "Unlikely" tourism slogans for America..."stay out" would be a likely one at this point. I don't even want to be here.

  • @vielbrz
    @vielbrz 2 года назад

    i didnt get the "tim" one..

  • @andrewhunt1328
    @andrewhunt1328 2 года назад +1

    Tim-...

    • @Mrraugut
      @Mrraugut 2 года назад

      I didn't get that joke

  • @feckerse
    @feckerse 2 года назад

    You’ll have a great time…