If anyone wants to know, Disneyland is 0.15625 square miles (100 acres). It's not even a quarter of a square mile. Where as Disney World at 42.47 square miles is 27,180.8 acres.
Disney regretted not purchasing enough land for expansion of Disney Land, so a few years later they went all out with Disney World. Disney World is legally it's own city, and has permission to construct a nuclear power plant.
Here's what you do on the highway in Florida if you want to change lanes without crashing. You turn your blinker on, wait for the person behind you to speed up so you can't get in front of them, and then you slip into the gap behind them.
I don't know how long you've been in LA, but traffic is much better now than it was before the pandemic. I hope it never gets that bad again, or we'll never get a chance to merge, haha.
I live in the Midwest and the idea of anyone pulling out a gun while driving terrifies me. We mostly just use passive aggression and mumbling angrily to ourselves. And every once in a while someone honks or flips you off 🤷🏼♀️
Driving down I94 to downtown Chicago at 10 at night with my 10 yr old in the passenger seat. Some doosh pulls a gun on us for switching lanes and forcing him to slow down. I slammed on the breaks and swirved into his back bumper on purpose. His car flipped 4 times landing on the roof. I kept driving. Threaten my child. Your losing your car. On the way back I saw cops and tow trucks. So i pull over and wave a cop over and explain what happened. Dude lied to the cops saying the other driver pulled the gun. Watched as his mangled car was driven away and he was put in cuff and put in the cop car. Smile and wave boys.
REAL! Me and my fam moved to the west and in a McDonald’s parking lot someone yelled “fuck you hoe!” At my mother because she got in line first! My poor midwestern mother, brother, and me all sat there with no words for a solid 30 seconds
As a Californian, Midwest drivers terrify me. Who the hell let any of you have a driver's license? Lemme explain; Ever heard of the phenomenon of Island Tameness, where island environments allow the survival of creatures that would be driven to extinction anywhere else? The Midwest suffers the same problem. On the coast, natural selection would've takes care of the bad drivers, but nah, ya'll are allowed to thrive in an environment where the thought of a road with more than two lanes induces panic attacks.
can confirm, on the east coast ppl be crazy drivers especially the closer you get to any capital city on the east coast, even more so for DC just riding the bus to campus during the morning rush hour, there hasn't been a single day this semester i didnt witness at least a dozen near accidents (and that's just for the on ramp to the highway!) ppl be driving like it's a mad max movie over here!
@@RBlue118 It's like a late night truck stop where when they cleaning the place they take out a hose and spray the entire restaurant down because the last customer decided to vomit everywhere. Mind you they do this while there is a customer on either side of that table.
When you say that people from Florida brought out the pitchforks and torches, I immediately thought of the character from The Table. As to relative sizes, Disneyland is 510 acres, and Disney World is 27k acres. So about 51 Disneylands could fit in Disney World.
Your stand up is so great. Congratulations on your success! (I believe a comedian is successful when that move to cali?) I hope I'm not broke the next time you're back in central Florida! 🥰
OMG laughing so hard I wish you would post a whole set of your live shows like that.. Mostly because I live out in the woods in Texas and none of your shows are remotely close to me
The thing about that last one is its completely true. A youtuber named Footless Jo was in the car with her husband and they tried to pass this one guy who was road raging through traffic, and the guy deadass pulled a gun on them and pointed it into there cab. He didn't even look at them when he did it. There was no malice. He just really wanted to get to his destination and he did not give a fuck if they made it to there's. That's just what it's like sometimes over here.
Wait people let you over on the West Coast?! Lol I inch closer to the person in front of me if someone tries to get over. Granted I’m on the east coast tho
This closely mirrors my own experience moving from Houston, Tx to a rural area north of Seattle in 2019. Like, yeah, the weather's nice. I'll take spending half the year under clouds and light rain if it means no goddamn hurricanes and trading brutal summers of heat and humidity and torrential thunderstorms for a mostly sunny summer of 75F highs and a handful of mildly rainy afternoons... And for all I'd heard about Seattle traffic, uh, I mean.... I'd never in my life actually witnessed an orderly zipper merge take place EVER, much less during rush hour(s) until we got up here. I see that regularly up here. Plus, yes, traffic isn't truly BAD if it doesn't involve the looming threat of any road rage incident turning into a fucking firefight with Texas level armaments.
*laughs in rush hour on the 110, 405, and 5*. The amount of times I’ve nearly died driving in LA is ridiculous. Spend enough time driving near downtown or Glendale and you’ll see😂
As a New Yorker, that last part is very true, one time I was on a road trip with my family and we tried to merge, sadly the person in the lane we were trying to merge into had a assault rifle while sadly we only had an Ak-47 :( we then weren’t able to merge and it took an hour longer than it should have
East coast driving; personally if you just raced up to jump ahead by merging I'll drive you into the wall before I let you in but if its just we gotta merge you where there and signal I'll let you in but only one car.
Surprisingly, NYC Metro doesn’t have more accidents per capita due to a region of millions of hella aggressive drivers. There are unspoken rules most people follow.
LA is still congested, highways six lanes each side bumper to bumper at times. However these days most Angelinos are very considerate to each other, using and paying attention to signals, not hitting the breaks immediately after pulling in front of you, knowing exactly how big their vehicle is, and exactly how small a space it will fit in. There are reasons for this going back to the road rage of the 70s, 80s, and early 90s. When Californians culled most bad drivers from the population with gun and automotive violence that was the inspiration of post apocalyptic movies, books, video and table top games. Things are much better now, like how much less brown is in the sky over LA compared to the 60s and 70s due to all of California's "crazy" environmental laws. Doesn't help with the grey of ash and clouds stuck against the mountains around the LA basin though.
I actually think Florida traffic is fine. Of course, I live in Atlanta. Not only will ppl NOT let you over, they'll block you. And the other side? They are doing 90
East coast driving rules…accurate as fuck!! Lol I used to drive Uber…I live an hour outside of DC and had someone from LA for a rider…they were asking me what time would be best to leave the area if they had to be at Regan by 6pm…I told them 2pm and they were shocked cause they didn’t realize traffic is THAT BAD!!!
I like your stand up definitely would go to a show if you are ever in Springfield...Ma. We got a lot wrong but there is not enough corn in the world that will make the proximity to Chicago okay.
As someone who lives on the east coast and drives can confirm. Things I have yelled outside my car window at other people. “I’m gay and autistic and some how I’m a better driver then you” “If you gonna ride my ass at least pull my hair” “What are you blind in three eyes” “Are you atheist and yelled Jesus take the wheel and that’s why your going between lanes like that” And my personal favorite “Oh look didn’t know you where in special Ed with me”
Having lived in LA and DC, here’s how I would describe the general traffic feel of the two big freeways - 405 in LA, and 495 in the DC area. LA drivers are aggressive. DC drivers are aggressive and stupid to boot.
@@Ben_Brainard yea fair but with the cost of living in my area being so low along with other things like crime, access to hospitals, fresh food, etc it evens out. I went from barely being able to live in Colorado at 20 an hr, to living very comfortably at 15 and hr in North Carolina.
as someone who lives in NoVA with friends in maryland and dc and a few in delaware it is a war zone just *getting* to school (and yes, maryland drivers *are* the worst, whoever tells you otherwise is lying to you and themselves)
San Diego is even faster, speed of traffic on the 5 is often about 85 (speed limit 65) meaning that's the average speed. Cops all over SoCal drive above the speed limit because if they slow down, everyone will slow down and it will cause a giant traffic jam.
In the last ten or 15 years there have been chicken and waffle places in LA. Before that I had never heard of chicken and waffles together. One or the other only.
Why I’ve to LA you could have moved to Texas incorporated your self because you are your own source of income and not paid any taxes on your RUclips income.
Ah yes, the lack of Waffle Houses. I lived in the Midwest, moved south, and then moved back. Never thought I’d notice the difference, but you just can’t find a Waffle House here.
that "mouse-ka-knife" joke should not have made me laugh that hard
The mouska Knife the 3rd weapon of choice of a Floridian behind guns and anything related to fire
i think you forgot number one. Rain
What about alligators?
@@SMTRodent i was actually gonna put that on there but I didn’t want it to be too long
@@SMTRodent pretty sure alligators are considered tools in Florida.
@@HidingAllTheWay I'm pretty sure that applies to the whole list! :D
If anyone wants to know, Disneyland is 0.15625 square miles (100 acres). It's not even a quarter of a square mile. Where as Disney World at 42.47 square miles is 27,180.8 acres.
Yah. Its a dumb statement. Disneyland i think has more rides than the MK but we have 2 more full parks than they do plus 2 water parks
Bless up!
Disney regretted not purchasing enough land for expansion of Disney Land, so a few years later they went all out with Disney World. Disney World is legally it's own city, and has permission to construct a nuclear power plant.
That is... not accurate. Both are significantly larger.
Disneyland is 500 acres.
Disney World is over 30k acres.
Here's what you do on the highway in Florida if you want to change lanes without crashing.
You turn your blinker on, wait for the person behind you to speed up so you can't get in front of them, and then you slip into the gap behind them.
You are so right!
Lol, this is exactly it. And don't forget to complain every time 😂
If you feel spicy, flip em off as they speed away.
That sounds fair.
(As an aggressive driver from California.)
Love it! First thing I was taught at Disney was that you can put all of DL & CA in the MK parking lot and still park 100 cars.
It's true about the traffic on the east coast, especially in Boston
Seriously! I live in the West but spent a few years in the Boston area and it got where I just expected to get cut off 6-7 times per trip!
I lived in LA pre-pandemic, and Boston from 2020 and found LA to be much worse.
I don't know how long you've been in LA, but traffic is much better now than it was before the pandemic. I hope it never gets that bad again, or we'll never get a chance to merge, haha.
Replying in SF Bay Area: Don’t get your hopes up, LA.
@@thisuniquechica Ah, well, one can dream, can't I? Haha.
I live in the Midwest and the idea of anyone pulling out a gun while driving terrifies me. We mostly just use passive aggression and mumbling angrily to ourselves. And every once in a while someone honks or flips you off 🤷🏼♀️
Driving down I94 to downtown Chicago at 10 at night with my 10 yr old in the passenger seat. Some doosh pulls a gun on us for switching lanes and forcing him to slow down. I slammed on the breaks and swirved into his back bumper on purpose. His car flipped 4 times landing on the roof. I kept driving. Threaten my child. Your losing your car. On the way back I saw cops and tow trucks. So i pull over and wave a cop over and explain what happened. Dude lied to the cops saying the other driver pulled the gun. Watched as his mangled car was driven away and he was put in cuff and put in the cop car. Smile and wave boys.
REAL! Me and my fam moved to the west and in a McDonald’s parking lot someone yelled “fuck you hoe!” At my mother because she got in line first! My poor midwestern mother, brother, and me all sat there with no words for a solid 30 seconds
As a Californian, Midwest drivers terrify me. Who the hell let any of you have a driver's license?
Lemme explain;
Ever heard of the phenomenon of Island Tameness, where island environments allow the survival of creatures that would be driven to extinction anywhere else?
The Midwest suffers the same problem. On the coast, natural selection would've takes care of the bad drivers, but nah, ya'll are allowed to thrive in an environment where the thought of a road with more than two lanes induces panic attacks.
can confirm, on the east coast ppl be crazy drivers
especially the closer you get to any capital city on the east coast, even more so for DC
just riding the bus to campus during the morning rush hour, there hasn't been a single day this semester i didnt witness at least a dozen near accidents (and that's just for the on ramp to the highway!)
ppl be driving like it's a mad max movie over here!
Sometimes you don't know how special the South is, until you live. Long Live Waffle House!!
AS A GEORGIAN I SALUTE AND SAY “HALLELUJAH”!!!
Hey I’m from New England and I don’t know what Waffle House is, what is it and is it anything like Denny’s or IHOP?
@@RBlue118 it is. for the most part.
@@RBlue118 It's like a late night truck stop where when they cleaning the place they take out a hose and spray the entire restaurant down because the last customer decided to vomit everywhere. Mind you they do this while there is a customer on either side of that table.
@@RBlue118 it like Denny's but family friendlier
No Waffle House???!!! Then how do they know when to close when there’s a hurricane?!
Made me laugh
I don't think they get those. Just firenados. Feels fake.
They don't got those.
They just have very cranky dirt.
They watch the weather probably. That’s what we do in Massachusetts. (We never get hurricanes)
Uh yeah no we just don't as far as I can tell
“I don’t know if you guys have ever argued with someone on the internet?” No, this never happens, weird🤣😂
Can't wait to see your show in NC!
Glad to see you doing comedy acts again live!
When you say that people from Florida brought out the pitchforks and torches, I immediately thought of the character from The Table.
As to relative sizes, Disneyland is 510 acres, and Disney World is 27k acres. So about 51 Disneylands could fit in Disney World.
I'm so sad you left us!! (But also super excited for you.) Central FL misses you!
Everyone: *talks about how bad their traffic is*
Me: *laughs in Wyoming*
Traffic: Try to go from SFV to Culver City at 8am, on the 405. You'll pull that gun back out.
You might get there faster by walking.
Congrats on the move!
Your stand up is so great. Congratulations on your success! (I believe a comedian is successful when that move to cali?) I hope I'm not broke the next time you're back in central Florida! 🥰
OMG laughing so hard I wish you would post a whole set of your live shows like that.. Mostly because I live out in the woods in Texas and none of your shows are remotely close to me
The thing about that last one is its completely true. A youtuber named Footless Jo was in the car with her husband and they tried to pass this one guy who was road raging through traffic, and the guy deadass pulled a gun on them and pointed it into there cab. He didn't even look at them when he did it. There was no malice. He just really wanted to get to his destination and he did not give a fuck if they made it to there's.
That's just what it's like sometimes over here.
Well done!!! Spectacular set. Can't wait 'til you can come to Houston. I'd happy to shell out a lil cash to come see ya live!
When they say California traffic is bad and you just “laugh in I4”😂
I’m from Florida and live in Cali now. You are spot on my man. Spot on.
I can cosign on East Coast traffic. If I get over my driving anxiety here, I'll be able to drive anywhere!
As a New Englander the traffic joke is very true
I miss living in NC because I miss the Waffle House ♥️mind you it wasn’t my hometown but I lived their for few months and it was a great experience
Wait people let you over on the West Coast?! Lol I inch closer to the person in front of me if someone tries to get over. Granted I’m on the east coast tho
My sister once sat on the side of the interstate for 10 minutes with her blinker on because nobody would let her over. This was in Florida.
Ben makes jokes about Traffic in USA.
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Meanwhile I'm over here in India with worst traffic and even worse drivers EVER.
Atlanta traffic can compare to Manila sometimes. Just less pedestrians and chickens.
Speaking of traffic be careful on 85 in the Carolinas because you are right about that fiery accident thing.
This closely mirrors my own experience moving from Houston, Tx to a rural area north of Seattle in 2019. Like, yeah, the weather's nice. I'll take spending half the year under clouds and light rain if it means no goddamn hurricanes and trading brutal summers of heat and humidity and torrential thunderstorms for a mostly sunny summer of 75F highs and a handful of mildly rainy afternoons... And for all I'd heard about Seattle traffic, uh, I mean.... I'd never in my life actually witnessed an orderly zipper merge take place EVER, much less during rush hour(s) until we got up here. I see that regularly up here. Plus, yes, traffic isn't truly BAD if it doesn't involve the looming threat of any road rage incident turning into a fucking firefight with Texas level armaments.
Ben im begging you to come to austin tx! I would pay so much money to see you do a comedy routine here. so many bad things to joke about in texas
Florida will miss you…💕
He is Florida. Can he miss himself?
I want more!🤣
Laugh Out Loud in San Antonio Please perform there
Are you coming to WA?
I'd like to see a show if you do.
1 person wasn't ready to die for the mouse
Oh that highway joke was so accurate
*laughs in rush hour on the 110, 405, and 5*. The amount of times I’ve nearly died driving in LA is ridiculous. Spend enough time driving near downtown or Glendale and you’ll see😂
Ben PLEASE give us more stand up!!!
If anyone is wondering about that Disney thing, Disneyland is 100 acres, Disney World is 40 square miles. There are 640 acres in a square mile.
As a New Yorker, that last part is very true, one time I was on a road trip with my family and we tried to merge, sadly the person in the lane we were trying to merge into had a assault rifle while sadly we only had an Ak-47 :( we then weren’t able to merge and it took an hour longer than it should have
East coast driving; personally if you just raced up to jump ahead by merging I'll drive you into the wall before I let you in but if its just we gotta merge you where there and signal I'll let you in but only one car.
Surprisingly, NYC Metro doesn’t have more accidents per capita due to a region of millions of hella aggressive drivers. There are unspoken rules most people follow.
Went to the worst coast huh? Oh well.. see you in NC soon!
LA is still congested, highways six lanes each side bumper to bumper at times. However these days most Angelinos are very considerate to each other, using and paying attention to signals, not hitting the breaks immediately after pulling in front of you, knowing exactly how big their vehicle is, and exactly how small a space it will fit in.
There are reasons for this going back to the road rage of the 70s, 80s, and early 90s. When Californians culled most bad drivers from the population with gun and automotive violence that was the inspiration of post apocalyptic movies, books, video and table top games.
Things are much better now, like how much less brown is in the sky over LA compared to the 60s and 70s due to all of California's "crazy" environmental laws. Doesn't help with the grey of ash and clouds stuck against the mountains around the LA basin though.
Sorry you moved there
I just moved to LA last month from Cincinnati, and all of this is true lol
If you were in LA pre COVID the traffic was worse...with more people working from home it may be awhile before it gets as bad as it was.
I actually think Florida traffic is fine. Of course, I live in Atlanta. Not only will ppl NOT let you over, they'll block you. And the other side? They are doing 90
East coast driving rules…accurate as fuck!! Lol I used to drive Uber…I live an hour outside of DC and had someone from LA for a rider…they were asking me what time would be best to leave the area if they had to be at Regan by 6pm…I told them 2pm and they were shocked cause they didn’t realize traffic is THAT BAD!!!
Mouse ka knife 😂😂😂
Disney world bout to have multiple zip codes damn
When I lived in LA, friends kept using your material to make fun of me. Now you live in LA... lol this can't get better
Blinker? What’s this blinker you speak of? - confused in MA -
THERE ARE NO RULES ON THE HIGHWAY
I like your stand up definitely would go to a show if you are ever in Springfield...Ma. We got a lot wrong but there is not enough corn in the world that will make the proximity to Chicago okay.
As someone who lives on the east coast and drives can confirm.
Things I have yelled outside my car window at other people.
“I’m gay and autistic and some how I’m a better driver then you”
“If you gonna ride my ass at least pull my hair”
“What are you blind in three eyes”
“Are you atheist and yelled Jesus take the wheel and that’s why your going between lanes like that”
And my personal favorite
“Oh look didn’t know you where in special Ed with me”
Having lived in LA and DC, here’s how I would describe the general traffic feel of the two big freeways - 405 in LA, and 495 in the DC area. LA drivers are aggressive. DC drivers are aggressive and stupid to boot.
495 is an eldritch location.
The stupidity does make it worse.
for the record you can fit Disneyland inside of Disney World's Parking lot.
Wen you come to Boston
People let you move over in L.A.? Where did you find that person lol?
god the east coast driving rules are too true
Hello how is everyone today?
Fine, thank you for asking. How about you?
I'm good! I'm working from home today. (I'm taking a late lunch break, lol.)
Why would you move to there!?
Have fun with that cost of living.
@@Ben_Brainard yea fair but with the cost of living in my area being so low along with other things like crime, access to hospitals, fresh food, etc it evens out. I went from barely being able to live in Colorado at 20 an hr, to living very comfortably at 15 and hr in North Carolina.
Real big Quentin Coldwater vibes
Sad you left Fl for somewhere else. Won't seem right watching you rep Fl. 😕
I thought Florida super power was random objects popping into your hands
Which show was this from?
as someone who lives in NoVA with friends in maryland and dc and a few in delaware it is a war zone just *getting* to school
(and yes, maryland drivers *are* the worst, whoever tells you otherwise is lying to you and themselves)
I've lived in California since 2013. I still miss Waffle House.
Over 50 Disney Lands can fit inside Disney World.
LA traffic is a lot faster than Texas traffic
San Diego is even faster, speed of traffic on the 5 is often about 85 (speed limit 65) meaning that's the average speed.
Cops all over SoCal drive above the speed limit because if they slow down, everyone will slow down and it will cause a giant traffic jam.
Bro i thought u wouldn't be that good live but I guess I was dead wrong
How could you abandon and turn your back on Florida?!! Lol I wish you well!!
Well World should be bigger than Land by default
Laughing and snorting at work in Orlando? Check.
Disneyland can fit in Disney World's parking lot.
Within the first 30 seconds of this video I thumbs up’d it. No Waffle House in LA is tragic. I’m from Texas living in NorCal and I hate it.
NorCal has really good Chinese food though.
Look at me, I know
Not bad traffic? You havent been to china town
Bet California regretting not having a waffle house after having to experience their first ever hurricane last month.
In the last ten or 15 years there have been chicken and waffle places in LA. Before that I had never heard of chicken and waffles together. One or the other only.
The like dislike ratio is amazing
I was about to commit murder for a Mouse
Wanna NEVER get over in Florida.... use your turn signal.
Why I’ve to LA you could have moved to Texas incorporated your self because you are your own source of income and not paid any taxes on your RUclips income.
Ah yes, the lack of Waffle Houses. I lived in the Midwest, moved south, and then moved back. Never thought I’d notice the difference, but you just can’t find a Waffle House here.
That's not Eastern rules. Those are SOUTH-Eastern rules.
Burn cali to the ground? Damn too late its already on fire
you know, if you wanted to go to higher ground, you could have picked a better place.
a florida being affended
There are no Waffle Houses in Alaska, either.
There are no Waffle Houses in New Jersey either.
I've heard people say all my life that the LA traffic was bad and you can't get anywhere fast.
and then my family took a trip to New York.
You don’t drive in New York you walk
Welcome to the west coast
Man where I'm living now, the nearest Waffle House is almost 2 hours away. It hurts so bad.
Used to be no waffle houses in 💙 states, idk if that has changed
You're looking for Country Waffles. It's not the exact same as Waffle House, but Waffle House enough.