He needs to build some sort of dressing helper machine next, or something like an automated package delivery system that shoots a random package of clothes at him so he doesn't have to choose what to wear. Then go all the way through the day adding inventions to his house, until he is old and has a dog which he calls Gromit.
Just a suggestion, splitting a large inner tube and fastening it around the edges of both boards. That would help keep the Springs away from little fingers.
I've had things dodgier than that run for years. I used to have a water cooled phone charger cos as soon as I tried removing the coolant it caught fire.
OOOOOOOH, Someone that actually says Aluminium right. You have no idea how much that warms my heart. next thing i know you'll be Saying Solder correctly as well.
Spudly1234567 No, the meaning of 'early' in this particular case is that it must be after the video was uploaded. So what I meant by early is that I watched the video 3 or 4 minutes after it was uploaded.
I, personally, would've gone with a shorter linkage between the gearbox and the bed to get a little faster shaking and less load on the drill, but it's still awesome. Keep up the good work, Colin!
as a welder i have to say your gas and rod choices are more then good enough for the job! There is a huge difference between getting the job right done and making "weld porn"
@@Aieou472 Redstone Is Tech in Minecraft And That is Tech in real life So it does make sense you probably never watched a Minecraft redstone video So just don't if you don't know what your talking about
@@lukemonyt I've subscribed to mumbo jumbo and I understand the things he says. I know what an RSNOR latch does as well as a T-flip flop. I do watch minecraft redstone videos and create my own impressive redstone creations in BEDROCK EDITION.
the outdo is tricky as they only allow the clickable boxes in last 20 secs so if I'm pointing to them I can't can't have the outdo as I'll be pointing at nothing :(
Know this is late but your aluminum welding is good. Only time you know it's bad when it looks bad. They looked decent. I do it for a living. Pretty sure it's the same material I use. Superb quality by the way. Love it.
And ol Furzee boy almost lost his hand once and for all at 5:20 He's like the British version of Florida Man Backyard Scientist. We love you Colin, be bloody careful!
Haha so I scheduled this 2hrs early for some reason. right so we have a bed shaker then next we have a..........????
milk shaker? ;)
A loli breathing machine
Machine which bakes a burger when you wake up :D
Any thing using cars and bikes.like drifting car
The machine that dresses you
He’s slowly building a Wallace and Grommit house.
He needs to build some sort of dressing helper machine next, or something like an automated package delivery system that shoots a random package of clothes at him so he doesn't have to choose what to wear. Then go all the way through the day adding inventions to his house, until he is old and has a dog which he calls Gromit.
QuantumFluxable just hundreds of packages filled with a shirt, tie and a pair of jeans
Josh Adams that show freakin sucks
CJ White ah yes the edgy teens have arrived, great. I bet you hate Monty Python and Dr. Who, too, because there's no boobs in them.
CJ White.. what do you mean, Colin gets loads of his ideas from Wallace & Grommit
You were very lucky with that skill saw kick back. I've seen some bad injuries from that on the building sites. re-watch it in .25 speed.
you can progress frame by frame with . and , btw!
Damn he was very lucky
@@vertxxyz thanks didn't know that
Your son and his (not yet) girlfriend are going to love this.
Gonun BRUH 😂😂😂
When he gets one Colin's gonna switch em over to the eject bed...
He might make a new bed with flamethrowers, tasers, machineguns and probably a toaster too..
Bruh
girlfriend = *Hand* .
4:25 I have studied American Indian smoke signals and it said " Sharpen me! " :)
No no no you're thinking of the wrong dialect. That one clearly said "Kill me", needs to be replaced
I feel like Colin has a whole wardrobe of the same tie and shirt
That will be a nice party trick with the girls in 10 years time
@@jacobs1022 *_oh no_*
He probably won’t fit in that bed in year 10
😂 “alexa, lets ramp this up!!!”😂😂
Well made joke
Dirty sod
I really really really liked the welder impersonation! Accurate!
i like it too'
im a kinda welder like him
A giant vibrating bed . . .
...when he's a bit older he'll thank you for it .
Oh yeah definitely
axe693axe bruh
n?a its a joke
Hahahahahaha
axe693axe *back pain*
That bed will make back pain -back pain-
0:58 - Literally 5 centimeters away from cutting your fingers off and yet he's not even mentioning it well, dude you're badass haha
EpicLPer I think he has been on the verge of death or serious injury more times than 10 people twice his age
safety tie
EpicLPer ultra instinct
sounds like 4cm of safety margin to me
dont worry, he's got the safety tie on
7:45 "I'ts blinking!" Definitly the best part xDD
7:44
“Hey Dad, I’m getting bullied at school, can you make me something?”
Colin-“do you want fire, a piston powered punch, or an iron man suit?”
lol
Why not all
@6:01 It's the perfect drill. If he doesn't get up quick enough the fire will, well, light a fire under him. :)
Gavin Peters I See the headlines: "RUclipsr sets fire to son's bed to wake him up"
Colin Is Like A Big 6 Year Old That Knows How To Make Things.
Phineas and ferb
Ezekiel J. Proctor yh
Why The Fuck Do You Write Like This? Really annoying to read that
@@josepalmerin6682 ho is he like phineas or ferb
At 4:01 was Colin about to swear 😂😂😂
That he was i caught that too, told his kid to stop fucking around
I can smell the burning brushes right now. Even the 1000W one is squeeking like it'snext to dying. Use a proper stepper / servo motor instead!
And a brushless drill.
AND STILL THIS AINT ENOUGH TO WAKE ME UP
Put some air bags under the bed .
Lol so funny
But if this was used in tandem with a train air horn mounted directly over your head facing you...
BLUEBERRY BOO are you serious !?
It can not wake you, but Will throw you out your bed hahahaha
The dudes a damn genius and I'm not even talking about his inventions
Thank goodness you were wearing your safety tie when the saw slipped. You could have lost an arm.
*Colin: Turn on the bed shaker*
*the bed got spinning*
*10 years later: OKAY*
If only 3 seconds was 10 years eh bud. We d have a hell of a lot more time to abuse each other in voice activated auto shaggers. :)
wow Futuristic Bed
Crafty Dude one might say it's a FURZEturistic bed,
Furzeturistic that is!
WE LIVE IN THE FUTURE! -Colin Furze 2018
Your son: dad what are you doing to my bed
You :you'll find out tomorrow (starts to do a evil laugh )
Your son :(runs a way while screaming )
The ONLY youtuber who would make a 9:25 video. Does it for the love of it.
I never put ads in the middle anyway as that sucks
colinfurze Which is why you're one of the better RUclipsrs. People appreciate that a lot.
Woe
colinfurze It's not too bad when the video editing accounts for them. It's when they burst into the middle of a sentence that they really suck.
colinfurze ever considered making more than one of your weird and wonderful thingies and selling them, you'd make bank.
Hey Collin, to really challenge your engeneering self you should build a shoe tying machine.
It's probably too small and precise for his style, don't you think?
He made a hover bike I don’t think that would be a challenge
Boring
I don't think even X robots can do that. Hang on, that is pretty much a robot tho isn't it? You're better off asking X robots.
Setting your kids on fire since 2018 :)
Look, Colin, this is the stuff I like. Not too much sellout shit forced in, just being crazy and doing crazy stuff. Keep it up!
And dad of the year award goes to...
goes to "colinfurze"
My mom
Cekpi7
Donald Dump
Thanks for continuing to make free videos alongside your RUclips Red stuff Colin. Everyone in my house thoroughly enjoys your content.
there will be no more red stuff and or any videos ever put behind a paywall on any platform ever
When you were messing around with the shaking bed I couldn't help but think:
'oh that looks wrong'
my thoughts exactly, when i saw the title of this video i thought its intended purpose was... well... lets just say a little different
So glad this is like one of your old videos where you’re just messing around instead of the new sponsored shite
Just a suggestion, splitting a large inner tube and fastening it around the edges of both boards. That would help keep the Springs away from little fingers.
they will learn lol
haha nice :P
7:52
When Harry Potter got sick of magic, and turned to a life of circuitry and programming.
The cam is too long, you can hear the drill bogging down. Shorter cam will shake the bed more and have much less load on the drill.
Dainis Berzins what he said ☝
Yep. Also a higher ratio on the gearbox would help. Those drills like to run fast.
Remember what he said about the welders
its a video project that he will throw in the skip after a week ,i dont thnik he cares to be that precise
I've had things dodgier than that run for years. I used to have a water cooled phone charger cos as soon as I tried removing the coolant it caught fire.
OOOOOOOH, Someone that actually says Aluminium right.
You have no idea how much that warms my heart.
next thing i know you'll be Saying Solder correctly as well.
0:10 out of context this is hilarious
electricps3 in what kind of context is it in the video?
electricps3 a
even with context
man, your kids are in for a wild ride....not just this bed but life in general. I reckon you are the maddest man on the net, love your work mate.
Can't believe i am this early.
And can't believe your channel grew to have 5.7 million subscribers!!
Spudly1234567 No, the meaning of 'early' in this particular case is that it must be after the video was uploaded. So what I meant by early is that I watched the video 3 or 4 minutes after it was uploaded.
Did I see rivnuts?!? Awesome!
Colin do a Spotify playlist!!!
F’in love this! Nice salute back to the old days of doin crazy stuff, just cos
“I can shout oi, get me son outa bed” this will be me when I have kid
Why shake the bed yourself when you can have a robot do it...... Lol
-Echo
I rather shake my bed myself
haha why????? anit there woman and men to do that?
Giggity
U rock my guy
I need to TURN ON THE BED SHAKER for myself! you are a genius.
Make a magic wand! That would be awesome! It could lock doors or turn on lights, or even fire those remote controlled guns in your other videos.
Nope Noah
Sponsored by Hitachi?
You mean, a smartphone? :P
Nope Noah You mean a sonic screwdriver?
there’s a thing which is exactly that
Gareth Parker maybe
I, personally, would've gone with a shorter linkage between the gearbox and the bed to get a little faster shaking and less load on the drill, but it's still awesome. Keep up the good work, Colin!
Hey, that Arduino guy really looks like Jacob Rees-Mogg
Thanks for the vid!! Woke up on the wrong side of the bed today but thanks to you and your vids, I'm feeling much better now. Again I thank you.
"Alexa, where do I live?"
"You live in bedrock."
*STARTS SHAKING*
So much film talent.. not to mention other talent and always growing! Amazing!
Imagine if you had a hangover and this was used to wake you up.
I think you'd need a bucket right next to you :p
as a welder i have to say your gas and rod choices are more then good enough for the job! There is a huge difference between getting the job right done and making "weld porn"
*Son walks in*
Son: Daddy what are you doing to my...
Colin: *points gun to head*
Son: ok I'll leave
Colin, it's a pleasure to watch these, haha. And the songs are killers. Oi!
2 smart people, neither just thought of using a smart plug
Absolutely genius idea mr furze, I have trouble every morning getting mine out of bed, wish I had 2 of these 😂
You should build a vacuum and extraction system with outside collection bin for the work shop.
3:56 Colin’s kids are crazy! Wonder who they get that from...?
The FURZEMEISTER.
Loving your work. I think you need an "adult" version for other potential applications. :)
Colin's son: won't get out of bed
Colin: So anyway, I started blasting
You got the wrong gas, you got the wrong filler rod!
People keep music on speakers for excitement and energy for work
But this guy has music playing in his brain itself. High quality
This guy watches too many red stone tutorials
Vegimite Sushi this dude is Mumbo Jumbo’s Minecraft side in real life
LoL
That doesn't make any sense. This has nothing to do with redstone.
@@Aieou472 Redstone Is Tech in Minecraft And That is Tech in real life
So it does make sense you probably never watched a Minecraft redstone video
So just don't if you don't know what your talking about
@@lukemonyt I've subscribed to mumbo jumbo and I understand the things he says. I know what an RSNOR latch does as well as a T-flip flop. I do watch minecraft redstone videos and create my own impressive redstone creations in BEDROCK EDITION.
Please, never stop creating.
This is what IcePoseidon needs for his next sleeping livestream
I never thought id see something id need this much
Where's the outro???
the outdo is tricky as they only allow the clickable boxes in last 20 secs so if I'm pointing to them I can't can't have the outdo as I'll be pointing at nothing :(
Ah, I figured that had something to do with it.
Just feels different without that lovely montage of your shenanigans and that music.
At least you're not covering stuff we want to watch with the clickable boxes. I'm seeing that on plenty of other channels.
That circular saw kickback was exciting. I don’t know welding but they look good to me! I might have to make one for my wife!
little sadistic, but brilliant
Colin: I GOT YOU A NEW BED SON!
Colin's Son: *_Oh no..._*
You are amzing bro...👍👍👍👍👍
How can you set fire to a vacuum cleaner when you're just vacuuming? Colin is the only person in the world that can do that!
Hey Colin I’m proud to say I have your book and where da heck is the bed tidy pull thingy
0:47
no one
Absolutely no one
Colin :happy Colin noises
I just realised my old bed has the same bed spread as the ejector bed.
Your fabrication skills are just brilliant! Thanks for the videos.
Dang. You're awesome.
Love the music
Yeah Colin, just so you know. When your kid is 13 that thing is getting destroyed :)
Sounds like a late bloomer to me
You've been getting lucky as a nine year old or something?
What do you mean by ‘getting destroyed’?
@@JoelCarli lmao thats me
@Samodeus oh no...
**thinks** *OH NOES*
Know this is late but your aluminum welding is good. Only time you know it's bad when it looks bad. They looked decent. I do it for a living. Pretty sure it's the same material I use. Superb quality by the way. Love it.
Colin furze 2018: I DON'T CARE!!!!!😄😄
Greatest inventor of all time
3:17
Only colin furze has an rpg on the ceiling
YellowkaCZ i have a strong feeling you don’t know what that is
So happy your finally back
Dude the drill is gonna set your son's bed ablaze. Abort
You’re a total mad man. I love everything you do
amazing video but you need to upload more we miss you
He can't. I hope you realize he makes the projects and thinks of them before he uploads
Ah another great invention colin, if the shaking doesn't wake you up after a few seconds the bed-fire sure will
Now I know I wear the same underpants as a crazy internet man.
(6:03)
I love it that Colin always wears a tie 😁
Your Book is funny
Hey thanks for all the great videos Colin, your honestly the best on RUclips, appreciate it mate, keep it up. Much love from a New Zealand fanboy =)
your wife allowed this?!?!?
And ol Furzee boy almost lost his hand once and for all at 5:20 He's like the British version of Florida Man Backyard Scientist. We love you Colin, be bloody careful!
Can you take part in robot wars
Like if you think so
number 54 it's been cancelled :-( look at official Twitter account
He should do Battlebots
Amazing how creative this guy is!
can some big manu please send colin a new set of hole saws please lol ( looking at you #Milwaukee )
I'm so glad you're back. I've missed you
You can make ma bed explode but no i ain't wakin up
What are you in hibernation hypersleep or something
Mad scientist Colin is back at it again!!