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Not gonna lie... the nutty British TV anchor has a point... if you substitute "lizard people" for the government and "breaking free of the matrix" as attaining true freedom/liberty... then his ultimate solution of people refusing to be divided along these manufactured lines and just treating each other with respect & kindness in order to defeat those who are profiting from our division (the gov. and corporate overlords) actually makes sense lmao
AI's nemesis is OS. Organic Stupidity. We've been working on that for thousands of years. And Charles Darwin's theories are not as exact, or as thorough, as we might wish.
I dunno, I'd seen some artificial stupidity coming out of AI. I asked one about movie facts and it told me the name of the boat in Jaws was Jaws, and the god in Ghostbusters was named Slimer
I can’t believe you didn’t mention V. A TV series from the 80’s. The first season was excellent. Certainly up there in believability with the A-Team and Wrestlemania.
@@Zenas521”V: The Series” followed on from “V: The Final Battle” continuing the story from the mini series and featuring the original cast. It wasn’t as good… but still better than the 2009 one.
But he is hardly the originator. He himself was inspired by all of the real archeology, myths, history, and real information about lost civilizations, lizard people, etc. He added the idea of horrific nameless forms though. But again did he create it...or is it real? So much of his fiction is a combination of real things from ancient history.
@@amazinggrapes3045 Lot's of Bleak fantasy have mentioned him as an influence such as: Arkham Asylum (Batman) - Mass Effect - Bloodborne - lot's of Stephen King, Alan Moore and George R.R. Martin stuff - Hellboy - Junji Ito - and even Scooby Doo
I remember that show. Robert Englund (sp?) played an alien named Willie, who was friendly to humans and fought on the human's side. He also played Freddy Krueger, in the horror movies. I have no idea why I remember all that.
When I had a drug problem some years ago I ended up spending some time in jail. There was a woman there who was convinced there were many different types of humanoid shapeshifters. I was always nice to her and one day she looked me dead in the eye and said “You’re the kindest Draconian girl I’ve ever met.” I asked what that was and she smiled and said “Oh come on I know you’re a lizard” 😅 I just said thank you and kept it moving 😂 over 6 years sober these days.
@@donfades7869 Now that's the kind of proof I was looking for, apparently the tricks the lizard people can do with their tongues drives the ladies crazy...
Actually it was a G that was dropped but he found that name kind of embarrassing so he had it legally changed to Izzard However apparently one of his booking agents is an alien so there's that!
I live in New Zealand and can confirm we did indeed disappear into the sea in 1997 and we evolved gills. It is not the lizard people you should fear, it is the fish people of New Zealand.
Gotta love the use of Apophis' serpent guard (enslaved humans, bred to be subservient to a Goa'uld, a parasitic alien with a somewhat serpent-like appearance, pretending to be a god through the implantation of the larval form of the Goa'uld into an abdominal pouch, and subsequent elimination of the human's immune system, making them reliant on the larval Goa'uld to live, but gifting them with long life and health) in the thumbnail.
Robert E Howard gave us the Lizard people, H.P Lovecraft gave us the Crab People (and to a lesser extent the Frog People)! I remember reading Whisperer in the Dark for the first time and being like "is this where South Park got the crab people from?"
Howard was also a notorious racist. Like I ain't liberal tearsing this. I started reading some of the Conan stuff. Jesus Christ, Howard feared black people like Lovecraft feared the gays.
I remember them being called Sleestack in the 70's Saturday children's TV show Land Of The Lost...but Jim Morrison lead singer of The Doors was the Lizard King...
Icke was a professional footballer, a goalie, before suffering from severe arthritis. he started having his whacko ideas around the same time he was on super strong meds for his ailment.
Are we talking about soccer or american football? Both of them carry risk from repeated concussions but for soccer goalie the risk would be lower I think...
Only in America 😂 Football would be more accurate a name if the ball was made of actual feet. They also play the child’s game of rounder’s. They call it baseball and claim it’s a serious adult sport.
Hey now, don't lump us in with those weirdos. I'm a daily smoker and I can't even begin to wrap my head around why someone would buy into such nonsense as lizard people existing and running the world. It's actually the snake people!
It's thousands of years old. The idea that some ppl are shapeshifters, and or the ability to change ones self into something else, not discluding multiple personalities and the disorders associated with mh problems embedded in identity and the crisis of ones own identity.
Yeah it's definitely a Truman Show effect where a piece of fiction taps into the natural paranoia some people have just a bit too well and it turns into an actual delusion
The Lizard people conspiracy as it is propagated today is a 1 for 1 copy of the MO of the lizard people in REH Kull stories, which came out in the 1800s. The conspiracy is too similar to those stories for me to conclude that’s the not the base skeleton they used, perhaps also incorporating older myths about shapeshifters for substance.
"V" the original 1983 mini series also have the reptilian alien angle. Kenneth Johnson (the creator) has been contacted by conspiracy theorists asking how he knew before everyone else that reptiles are trying to take over... Ironically, V is inspired by Sinclair Lewis' novel, "It Can't Happen Here" from 1935. Oh, and there's that Doctor Who episode, as well as Howard's work.
Model Builder here. Regarding Area 51 / Groom Lake, this is also where 'acquired' Soviet aircraft were put through their paces and studied. I even heard about a modeler's club - a chapter of the International Plastic Modeler's Society (IPMS) - at Groom Lake where they could only work on their models on-site during breaks, and not take them home. In addition, they could only display their finished projects in a room given over for that purpose, where they also held their monthly meetings, swap meets and contests. Any models displayed "off site" had deliberate inaccuracies included. Though not from Groom Lake, I remember meeting someone from Beale AFB at a local contest in the mid-1970's who displayed a 1/72 scale Revell model of the still highly classified SR-71, where he opened the canopies, and scratch built a complete cockpit - but showing a control wheel instead of a control stick! My like is in the 18Ks
The idea of aliens wanting to steal our gold always made me laugh. Because there are asteroids fucking made of it. They'd do much better just mining asteroids lol
But, but, but we have the special "mono-atomic" gold and that sounds all sciencey so it must be true! LOL Seriously, ANY rock that this planet is made of is infinitely easier to obtain in space, from asteroids, than from all the way down our gravity well.
@@aggonzalezdc Unless that thing is the manhole cover that got shot into space during nuclear testing in the 50s. Always makes me smile to imagine that manhole cover just flying through space unobstructed by any kind of resistance. Eventually making it's way to an alien civilisation after billions of years. And that's the first piece of absolute proof that civilisation has which proves the existence of extra-terrestrial life. I dunno why, but i smile thinking about this often. Even though the nuke probably melted it, at least in part. But i just picture it perfectly preserved, just floating.
He is trying to make it appear as a silly subject, thus obfuscating the truth. Make light about the truth, make jokes about it, make those who understand the truth appear as idiots so others don't listen to them. This is a good tactic. Much better tactic than the traditional denial or ignoring it - if we kept to the traditional ways, the truth would eventually get out.
"If we want to live in a World of Love and Peace, then we need to be Loving and Peaceful with Everyone, even people we don't like." Great message from a not-so-great messenger...
Am I the only one who would be okay with lizard people ruling the world? Like have you ever spent time with a lizard? They're THE most chill lifeform in the world. Put them in charge. All they'll want is heat lamps, flat things to lay on, and a steady supply of either crickets or lentils.
Not sure I can go for that. Lizards will ban cats as their first act. I love my cats and they eat lizards. So I would prefer cats being in charge. They are chill, but viscous when necessary. 😉
Because you think like a pretty average human being? A German human being? Only Germans use capitals the way you do. Huh, Mealworms? Must be our man from Köln, again.
@@ContentEnjoyer-gm3ky Thanks for the warning but you don't have to worry about me. No lizard mind powers have ever been able to penetrate the tin foil that I use.
This was researched terribly. The myth of reptile beings dates back thousands of years. Nagas, Mogwai, Egyptian Sobek crocodile gods, Quetzacoatl the feathered serpent. Etc. etc. etc.
Lovecraft gave us the fish-human hybrid of Innsmouth and worshippers of Dagon along with the Mi-Go, fungus-based, winged crustacean-like entities. Zecharia Sitchen didn't create the Annunaki, they're ancient deities from Sumerian, Babylonian, Akkadian and Assyrian mythology.
Simon missed a prime opportunity at the end of the video. They could have used CGI to have a lizard tongue pop out of his mouth and lick his chops and have his eyes turn green. ;)
No. I get that the whole lizard people thing may be myth but that’s now what most people are upset about. It the undeniable bias against the subject that has people questioning this video. This is in fact a legend that in some cultures is 100’s if not 1,000’s of years old. It ties into their creation myths. So to borderline call those cultures stupid or crazy is the problem. This channel has done it more than a few times too. I quit watching mostly but I saw this video and wanted to see how bad it was. 🤣 I’m only 6:18 in and it’s obvious as hell. 🤷🏻♂️
The Cylons of Battle Star Galactica were originally to be Lizard people, but as they built out the story line, it was easier to explain killing robots than Lizards. Long live the Cylons.
The presence of ETs at Roswell did not come from Lazar, it came from the civilian witnesses who gave confessional interviews in their later years. Look up the Sirius Disclosure Roswell interviews
David Icke: Oh noes, I don't want to say or do anything that might make people laugh at me... Also David Icke: Laugh all you want, I got me some money money money!! 🤣
Area 51 wasnt mentioned in 1948 because Area 51 didn't exist yet. The base is part of the Nellis Air Force Gunnery and Bombing Range, which wasnt established until the end of 1950. A small airfield existed there since 1940, but the security lockdown didnt happen until it was picked to host development of the U-2 in 1955.
Lol, I remember that. Fun fact, did you know the aliens in "They Live" were originally suppose to be lizard people also? Don't know if that would've made it better or worse.
Dumb sea people of the fork and hand win in the end, but 🦁🐍 osiris is the best at watching movies, though at first we were all children believing fairy tales, without 🥷.
The best part of this is that there remains a degree of ambiguity as to whether you're mocking such things or being serious. Either way it's hilarious.
0:41 Honestly this is the most scathing rebuke for the entire argument I've ever heard, and it's stated in a manner of 14 seconds. Checkmate, insane people.
I sense a pattern.1) Decide to be merciless enough to make a killing in the Ignorance Economy. 2) Pretend God/Lizards gave you a story that you really, REALLY believe. 3) Be miffed that no-one believes you, and start selling merch.
What was the ‘97 one again? Was it the comet? (Hailbop or something like that) Edit: per the video, I guess it was Icke. I don’t remember that one at all.
@@ngantnier words have usage, not meaning. The word apocalypse is used to mean end of the world, it doesn't matter what it originally was used for, only how it is used now.
Why do the reptiles want to rule the world? I believe they gave us a clue when one of the most prominent reptilians, Curt Smith said; “Everybody Wants to Rule the World.”😂
In bulgarian folklore we have allot of stories about lizard people, who are living underground. Once in a while some of them are shapeshifting and looking for a bride. We have stories about Krali Marko, who is a son of a lizard man and human woman. The hero have super human strength and is helping people. This lizard people conspiracy is just reinvented old folklore.
The Holy Goalie, David Icke. I think the most embarrassing thing about the whole thing for him wasn't the wild claims necessarily, but that he played for Hereford United.
@@BertSimsenpersonally I agree with everything David Icke says, but my three adult kids are constantly telling me I’m crazy so I guess that doesn’t say much, but David makes a huge amount of sense to me and I totally agree with his take on and vision for humanity. What could not be improved with a dose of love and kindness. His take on the elites running the world I also believe. I watch it play out in politics and the gender agenda. Love and bliss.
@@deborahcadabra-w5zI that type of case [with your kids] I think the best you can do is share *with/them/aboūt/CńtrI/Bks/Fråc/Rêš/Bkg/thāt/m0śt/rëv/goės/t0/th/īnt/0n/th/deb*
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roswell has a lot of details that we are not allowed to discuss. The circuit board is WHY area 51 was bulit
Hi Simon. Please inform your lizard overmaster that Hopi is pronounced HO-pee not HOP-ee. Thanks.
Stick to the script lizard boy
@CatalinaJsvoeb no thanks bot
Not gonna lie... the nutty British TV anchor has a point... if you substitute "lizard people" for the government and "breaking free of the matrix" as attaining true freedom/liberty... then his ultimate solution of people refusing to be divided along these manufactured lines and just treating each other with respect & kindness in order to defeat those who are profiting from our division (the gov. and corporate overlords) actually makes sense lmao
This is exactly the kind of video the lizard people would produce in order make me think they don’t exist.
EXACTLY
This is exactly the kind of thinking that turns people schizophrenic
Yes, it's a bluff - join me in welcoming our Lizard People Masters - All Hail! Eat him first!
I am Arinake. Give your crickets, now, slaves!
Exactly what a non reptoid would say- oh Sh!t!
They're called Gorn. I saw William Shatner fight one.
Yeah, Bill Whittle has a lifesize model in his office (along with Shatner).
LMAO
They're called Gwar. I saw one of them eat William Shatner.
Hahahaha! Brilliant, mate!😄
They are Silurians. Gorns are from a different planet.
If the reptiles feed off human fear, anger and anxiety, surely they would have all died of obesity-related diseases long ago.
I had to fit the Lizard King with an insulin pump.
@@joel466 Damn it! Our own technology used against us.
The gnostic scriptures, Book Enoch and so on.. the Demiurg, the Archonts - that's the source of it all! Just with "Lizards" added.
Not if it's from a energy perspective just as we nourish from joy. So they would be in fact healtier than ever 😂
@@llllllllIIIIIIIIIII Serves them right.
Hecklefish warned us.
Lizzid People!
He did
Lizzid peeple are very industrious.
CO-BRAAAAAA!
😂 Wait till AJ hears about this!
To quote a former colleague working with AI back in the 1980s: "Intelligence may be artificial, but stupidity comes naturally."
Not just naturally, a few actually work at it. Naturally, that kind of stupidity drives me stupid-crazy. Fing people.....
AI's nemesis is OS.
Organic Stupidity. We've been working on that for thousands of years.
And Charles Darwin's theories are not as exact, or as thorough, as we might wish.
Sage words.
That’s pretty good😂
I dunno, I'd seen some artificial stupidity coming out of AI. I asked one about movie facts and it told me the name of the boat in Jaws was Jaws, and the god in Ghostbusters was named Slimer
I can’t believe you didn’t mention V.
A TV series from the 80’s.
The first season was excellent. Certainly up there in believability with the A-Team and Wrestlemania.
I pity the fools....
Small correction. V was a mini-series in 1983. Then it was rebooted in 2009 as a normal series. Then it was canceled after the second season.
I WAS JUST THINKING THAT! IKR
@@Zenas521”V: The Series” followed on from “V: The Final Battle” continuing the story from the mini series and featuring the original cast. It wasn’t as good… but still better than the 2009 one.
My Bearded Dragon, Eric, told me there's no such thing as talking lizards.
Beardies are great. I loved my citrus female named Niv. Unfortunately she became eggbound at 12 and died..
Have you got a license for 'im?
He told you telepathically, then?
@@mandovillarreal5625 No. That was the joke. Jesus Christ.
@@anarchords1905Yeah, no s**t.
Perfect timing, Sssssimon. People were sssstarting to catch on. Thanksssss.
LOL!
😂😂😂❤🎉
Voldemort, you're supposed to be dead.
🤔🤣🐍
I like how Lovecraft is low key responsible for so much of our current zeitgeist.
Isn't Lizard Ppl more Robert E. Howard really?
But he is hardly the originator. He himself was inspired by all of the real archeology, myths, history, and real information about lost civilizations, lizard people, etc. He added the idea of horrific nameless forms though. But again did he create it...or is it real? So much of his fiction is a combination of real things from ancient history.
What else is he responsible for? Like, a few things in dungeons and dragons?
@@amazinggrapes3045 Lot's of Bleak fantasy have mentioned him as an influence such as: Arkham Asylum (Batman) - Mass Effect - Bloodborne - lot's of Stephen King, Alan Moore and George R.R. Martin stuff - Hellboy - Junji Ito - and even Scooby Doo
@@dubuyajay9964 Howard and Lovecraft shared stories. See the white elephant.
The old tv show V is what I always think about when I hear lizard people.
Same 😂
I genuinely suspect it might have started the latest bout of reptiloid craze
for some is this a documentation...
Do you mean the old tv *documentary* V ?
Those were FACTS, yo.
I remember that show. Robert Englund (sp?) played an alien named Willie, who was friendly to humans and fought on the human's side. He also played Freddy Krueger, in the horror movies.
I have no idea why I remember all that.
When I had a drug problem some years ago I ended up spending some time in jail. There was a woman there who was convinced there were many different types of humanoid shapeshifters. I was always nice to her and one day she looked me dead in the eye and said “You’re the kindest Draconian girl I’ve ever met.” I asked what that was and she smiled and said “Oh come on I know you’re a lizard” 😅 I just said thank you and kept it moving 😂 over 6 years sober these days.
Not all lizards are aware of what they are and from where they come from.
@@McD-j5r I wouldn’t mind being a lizard. 🦎
So u were not mad she knew ur secret
Draconian is better than whatever Zuckerberg the Zuck is.
I don't have a problem with doing drugs. Not to brag but I'm pretty good at it.
Our governments appear to be perfectly capable of complete incompetence without the aid of ancient lizard aliens.
Eddie Izzard dropped the 'L' to hide his real identity.
Queen Elizardbeth did something similar.
@@donfades7869 Now that's the kind of proof I was looking for, apparently the tricks the lizard people can do with their tongues drives the ladies crazy...
They can’t fool us
Actually it was a G that was dropped but he found that name kind of embarrassing so he had it legally changed to Izzard
However apparently one of his booking agents is an alien so there's that!
Wait... You're telling me .
The vsauce pic for the simon whistler plug was epic😂😂😂😂😂
I'm glad someone else caught that!
I had to go back a couple of times, and re-watch it just to make sure
Yeah that was epic. Glad they had a sense of humor on this :O)
@@laurieandrus1430 same. I had to rewind just to make sure i saw what i saw. :)
I about spit out my drink. It caught me off guard.
@1:28 Simon shows a picture of Michael from Vsauce....more proof that Simon really is a lizard person!!
I live in New Zealand and can confirm we did indeed disappear into the sea in 1997 and we evolved gills. It is not the lizard people you should fear, it is the fish people of New Zealand.
So New Zealanders are the Deep Ones?
Yeah and now sheep rule the place
😂😂😂😂
This is what playing full contact football with no pads or helmets does to the brain. 😀
I believe Lovecraft called you "Deep Ones"
Gotta love the use of Apophis' serpent guard (enslaved humans, bred to be subservient to a Goa'uld, a parasitic alien with a somewhat serpent-like appearance, pretending to be a god through the implantation of the larval form of the Goa'uld into an abdominal pouch, and subsequent elimination of the human's immune system, making them reliant on the larval Goa'uld to live, but gifting them with long life and health) in the thumbnail.
Yeah …. Loved that
Haha yeah saw that and was just like wait but that’s just a suit of armor lol
Clicked just for that 😂
He does like his Stargate
I came here looking for this comment
To get through this with largely a straight face is a testament to your skill
This exactly the kind of video a lizard person would put out!
The “sarcastic” reference to the narrator was a stroke of evil genius.
Lizards would use that exact tone to mock the idea of lizard ppl.
For a second I thought Al Capone invented Lizard ppl… nice hat Howard
I'm just glad I'm not the only one 😂
Me too!
Darn it .... I'd have put a bet on it being Al Capone.
Me too. LMAO
That guy was also the creator of Conan the Barbarian
"I'M IN THE WRONG BUSINESS!!" -- we all have had that realization, haven't we?
I am a lizard man, and I approve this message. We're not real. Promise. Now give me your gold.
I'll trade you some gold nuggets for some crickets
Wrong planet mate, next one along.
are you sure you don't want our anger and sorrow or whatever? we got plenty of that
quit devouring our babies!!
@@GorGob But... they're tasty. They go good on toast.
"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty Lizard boy"
Nice Life of B ref.
Gotcha ;)
Biggus Gickus
The stupidity of people really is infinite.
Robert E Howard gave us the Lizard people, H.P Lovecraft gave us the Crab People (and to a lesser extent the Frog People)! I remember reading Whisperer in the Dark for the first time and being like "is this where South Park got the crab people from?"
Mi-Go are fungal beings...
Craaaaab people! Craaaaab people! Taste like Crab, talk like people…
Fear the crab cat
He did? I never heard that. Howard did give us Conan.
Howard was also a notorious racist.
Like I ain't liberal tearsing this.
I started reading some of the Conan stuff. Jesus Christ,
Howard feared black people like Lovecraft feared the gays.
I remember them being called Sleestack in the 70's Saturday children's TV show Land Of The Lost...but Jim Morrison lead singer of The Doors was the Lizard King...
I remember watching that every weekend!
I remember that show. I was born late 70s so I didn't get to watch that much. I do remember it though. Memories
Oh! I loved that show! Dinosaurs and aliens deep inside the Earth 🦖 👽
That was a great show! I used to watch reruns of it on me tv. Another good show was The Land of Giants.
Right. He was straight up saying it. And he was also CIA
Icke was a professional footballer, a goalie, before suffering from severe arthritis. he started having his whacko ideas around the same time he was on super strong meds for his ailment.
Are we talking about soccer or american football? Both of them carry risk from repeated concussions but for soccer goalie the risk would be lower I think...
@@stonefox2546 proper football. He played for Coventry City for a while. It was the arthritis meds that sent him loopy.
Only in America 😂 Football would be more accurate a name if the ball was made of actual feet. They also play the child’s game of rounder’s. They call it baseball and claim it’s a serious adult sport.
Your country is literally 1984 now and you still believe conspiracy people are just whacky? No wonder. You sir failed yourself.
A figured multiple severe head injuries factored into it.
Little Chief Greenleaf was probably just the guy's weed dealer.
This reminds me of that one Dave Chappelle story.
Hey now, don't lump us in with those weirdos. I'm a daily smoker and I can't even begin to wrap my head around why someone would buy into such nonsense as lizard people existing and running the world.
It's actually the snake people!
If not then it's a good name for one.
raflmfao
Legolas Greenleaf is doing some business on the side. 😂
Sleestak here, we consider "lizard people" pejorative.
Fair enough.
Why are you still using bows when you boast the worst archers and bowyers in the Land or anywhere else, for that matter?
@@monsieurcommissaire1628 Well, we've been practicing real hard lately.
The more they say it’s a myth, the more believable it becomes
WTF!!! No Silurians from Doctor Who!!!???!!!
yes, for the Doctor.
Blasphemy! 😂
Jon Pertwee would not be happy about this.
Because Silurians arent Aliens! They're native to Earth but predate humans.
I think it was from the 1970's SciFi series "V" where the space aliens were lizard people wearing human skin suits to blend in.
It's thousands of years old. The idea that some ppl are shapeshifters, and or the ability to change ones self into something else, not discluding multiple personalities and the disorders associated with mh problems embedded in identity and the crisis of ones own identity.
Yeah it's definitely a Truman Show effect where a piece of fiction taps into the natural paranoia some people have just a bit too well and it turns into an actual delusion
It was early 80s for one or two seasons. The lizard women were hot
The Lizard people conspiracy as it is propagated today is a 1 for 1 copy of the MO of the lizard people in REH Kull stories, which came out in the 1800s. The conspiracy is too similar to those stories for me to conclude that’s the not the base skeleton they used, perhaps also incorporating older myths about shapeshifters for substance.
@@elmatasesues3630there are depictions of lizard people in ancient Sumer which is thousands of years old.
Vsauce Michael popping up on the screen when you said “Simon Whistler” damn near killed me 💀
"V" the original 1983 mini series also have the reptilian alien angle.
Kenneth Johnson (the creator) has been contacted by conspiracy theorists asking how he knew before everyone else that reptiles are trying to take over...
Ironically, V is inspired by Sinclair Lewis' novel, "It Can't Happen Here" from 1935.
Oh, and there's that Doctor Who episode, as well as Howard's work.
I swear, Simon deserves an Oscar for making it through that entire video while keeping a straight face! 🤣
Particularly due to no existence of video editing.
Maybe they did hundreds of edits. Or thousands
Is it just me or were his hands a little shakey?
@crow feather, 😂 I noticed how he almost lost it a few times.
Shapeshifting bro
Model Builder here. Regarding Area 51 / Groom Lake, this is also where 'acquired' Soviet aircraft were put through their paces and studied. I even heard about a modeler's club - a chapter of the International Plastic Modeler's Society (IPMS) - at Groom Lake where they could only work on their models on-site during breaks, and not take them home. In addition, they could only display their finished projects in a room given over for that purpose, where they also held their monthly meetings, swap meets and contests. Any models displayed "off site" had deliberate inaccuracies included. Though not from Groom Lake, I remember meeting someone from Beale AFB at a local contest in the mid-1970's who displayed a 1/72 scale Revell model of the still highly classified SR-71, where he opened the canopies, and scratch built a complete cockpit - but showing a control wheel instead of a control stick!
My like is in the 18Ks
The idea of aliens wanting to steal our gold always made me laugh. Because there are asteroids fucking made of it. They'd do much better just mining asteroids lol
But, but, but we have the special "mono-atomic" gold and that sounds all sciencey so it must be true! LOL Seriously, ANY rock that this planet is made of is infinitely easier to obtain in space, from asteroids, than from all the way down our gravity well.
Yaeh but it is more fun to have slaves do it for you.
Yea the history of human space flight has been a monumental demonstration of: "bloody hell, fk getting anything out of this damn gravity well!"
@@aggonzalezdc Unless that thing is the manhole cover that got shot into space during nuclear testing in the 50s. Always makes me smile to imagine that manhole cover just flying through space unobstructed by any kind of resistance. Eventually making it's way to an alien civilisation after billions of years. And that's the first piece of absolute proof that civilisation has which proves the existence of extra-terrestrial life.
I dunno why, but i smile thinking about this often. Even though the nuke probably melted it, at least in part. But i just picture it perfectly preserved, just floating.
but but but it is a special kink of mono atomic gold found only in the Persian Gulf water in Eden 😂
I met a Lizard Man once. Name’s Vzrnlm. Cool guy. Low maintenance. No concept of transparent substances. Bout as smart as a ferret.
Did you curl tails with him?
@@Flies2FLL That’s private.
@@M-_-O Good answer!
What congressional district does he rule?
@@harrysweeten9417 Pervert!
Exposing Whistleboy’s true allegiance to lizard kind here on camera was a brilliant move!
Look at his jacket during the sponsorship part. A dead give away.
@@HS-su3cf wait why is his jacket flapping like that? Lizard anatomy?! 😂
maybe a brilliant move but also dangerous!!!! 🤣
@@Mognam True, but he had no choice. The lizard people put the screws to him.
We're not lizards, we're Silurians.
Simon keeps forgetting that he's one of us and forgets that we aren't supposed to talk about "lizard people".
He is trying to make it appear as a silly subject, thus obfuscating the truth. Make light about the truth, make jokes about it, make those who understand the truth appear as idiots so others don't listen to them.
This is a good tactic. Much better tactic than the traditional denial or ignoring it - if we kept to the traditional ways, the truth would eventually get out.
@@Artyomthewalrus Have you stopped taking your meds?
the ones from the sea scarier the poo out of me.
@@peterwarren6814 have you not seen the Silurians?
Sounds fitting somehow.
My tail just dropped off
If you'll just put on these sunglasses, you'll see the Lizard people are all around us!
😎
Great They Live reference! 😂
I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum... and I'm all out of bubblegum. Wait, I found a piece. Nevermind
You went through a whole list of potential lizard people but didn't say Mark Zuckerberg? 1:15
Mark is a robot, not a lizard shapeshifter
@@charmeskolen5719 He prefers the term artificial person.
@@wyldhowl2821 that’s an outdated and offensive term. The correct one is “electrical American
@@jarcuadanantus28 we are but antennae here
A fair first guess but if you really think about it he HAS to be an android.
"If we want to live in a World of Love and Peace, then we need to be Loving and Peaceful with Everyone, even people we don't like."
Great message from a not-so-great messenger...
Am I the only one who would be okay with lizard people ruling the world?
Like have you ever spent time with a lizard? They're THE most chill lifeform in the world. Put them in charge. All they'll want is heat lamps, flat things to lay on, and a steady supply of either crickets or lentils.
Not sure I can go for that. Lizards will ban cats as their first act. I love my cats and they eat lizards. So I would prefer cats being in charge. They are chill, but viscous when necessary. 😉
Horrible idea. You'll put them in charge of the thermostat 👎🏻
Thing is they arent just lizzards, they are human lizzard hybrids with the worst of both species traits.
Not sure if anyone has yet mentioned the Keith Laumer noel The Monitors, I shall just mention that it is germane to this comment.
You've... never been bitten by a lizard, have you?
Why do I suddenly have a strong hankering for.....Mealworms?
*licks eyeballs* idk man, you're a weirdo for sure
Because you think like a pretty average human being? A German human being? Only Germans use capitals the way you do. Huh, Mealworms? Must be our man from Köln, again.
Are you perchance a Ferengi?🤔
🤨
Are you a Ferengi?
Believe it or not "reptilian" people are referenced in ancient Hindu scriptures,termed as "Nagas".
I love how humanity has such a problem with taking accountability for our own stupidity that it has to be something else making us stupid.
Which is really ironic when you think about it.
I blame it on stupid people.
@jasonkinzie8835 how is it ironic?
Don’t fall for it! This video is a psy op by the lizards!
@@ContentEnjoyer-gm3ky Thanks for the warning but you don't have to worry about me. No lizard mind powers have ever been able to penetrate the tin foil that I use.
Before I start watching, here's my prediction: Captain Kirk started it when he fought the lizard guy in the greatest fight scene of all time!
The Gorn.
Nope, Robert E Howard had stories about them in his stories of King Kull. As a child, I read the comics, later his novels.
Madame Blavatsky (1831-1891) was a mystic and author started the Theosophical Society. David Icke read her stuff and the rest is history.
This was researched terribly. The myth of reptile beings dates back thousands of years. Nagas, Mogwai, Egyptian Sobek crocodile gods, Quetzacoatl the feathered serpent. Etc. etc. etc.
Clearly our Squid Overlords are attempting to make light of our Lizard Overlords in an attempt to hide their opulence and overreaching grandeur.
Nice try in your attempt to put us off the trail of our Octopus overlords.
Lizards, Octopuses, I give zero shits. They’re non humans running the world!
I for one welcome our new Ant Overlords
Lovecraft gave us the fish-human hybrid of Innsmouth and worshippers of Dagon along with the Mi-Go, fungus-based, winged crustacean-like entities.
Zecharia Sitchen didn't create the Annunaki, they're ancient deities from Sumerian, Babylonian, Akkadian and Assyrian mythology.
The best trick the devil ever did was trick us into believeing he wasnt real. 😂
Only came to say Jaffa Kree!
And now im watching SG-1 when i get homw
Indeed.
@@TheMightyZwom does that "indeed" come with 1 raised eyebrow?
Did he beat David Icke to the punch?
I thought that's what it is.
Simon missed a prime opportunity at the end of the video. They could have used CGI to have a lizard tongue pop out of his mouth and lick his chops and have his eyes turn green. ;)
Nowadays, lizards are known as narcissists.
You know a video is on point when RUclips displays an “information panel” to “flag” the content.
The information panel is how you know they're lying
@@teemoney9443 lizard people are real. youtube confirmed.
The "information pannel'' doesn't appear to me
Watch Donald Rumsfeld refuse to say he isn’t one for over an hour when asked by a comedian.
No. I get that the whole lizard people thing may be myth but that’s now what most people are upset about. It the undeniable bias against the subject that has people questioning this video. This is in fact a legend that in some cultures is 100’s if not 1,000’s of years old. It ties into their creation myths. So to borderline call those cultures stupid or crazy is the problem. This channel has done it more than a few times too. I quit watching mostly but I saw this video and wanted to see how bad it was. 🤣 I’m only 6:18 in and it’s obvious as hell. 🤷🏻♂️
The Cylons of Battle Star Galactica were originally to be Lizard people, but as they built out the story line, it was easier to explain killing robots than Lizards. Long live the Cylons.
Fracking toaster
They were a lizard people, who invented some nasty robots with AI that wiped them out and took over their civilization (including their names).
The presence of ETs at Roswell did not come from Lazar, it came from the civilian witnesses who gave confessional interviews in their later years. Look up the Sirius Disclosure Roswell interviews
Isn't Zuckerberg one? Oh, no, he was a real boy that wished upon a star to be a real wooden puppet
The lizard people started the lizard people conspiracy. They’re actually not that bad. The one who lives under my bed is really nice.
I've got a friendly Vampire who's the nighttime guard for the community. Such a nice chap, he knew Atilla the Hun.
@@Bowl-O-Noodlez My brother did always enjoy going out of his way to help others. Though ever since the Crimean War he's been a changed man.
Our reptilian overlords can't be all that great if they are conspiracy theorists, bro.
@JesseJoyce,
At night, he doesn't nibble on your toes?
David Icke: Oh noes, I don't want to say or do anything that might make people laugh at me...
Also David Icke: Laugh all you want, I got me some money money money!! 🤣
He is such lunatic. 😂
@@Stable_GeniusSchizophrenia is a terrible illness.
A "conspiracy theory," fact boi?
...sounds like something a lizard person would say...
Area 51 wasnt mentioned in 1948 because Area 51 didn't exist yet. The base is part of the Nellis Air Force Gunnery and Bombing Range, which wasnt established until the end of 1950. A small airfield existed there since 1940, but the security lockdown didnt happen until it was picked to host development of the U-2 in 1955.
I always thought the origin of the lizard people story was just the fact that so many people fell asleep watching the miniseries "V" in the 80s
Lol, I remember that. Fun fact, did you know the aliens in "They Live" were originally suppose to be lizard people also? Don't know if that would've made it better or worse.
Everyone knows it's the cat people who rule the world 😹
You mean cats?
Khajiit have wares if you have coin.
No it's not! It is dog people who rule the world. Cat people are SO 70s.
Right you are!
Dumb sea people of the fork and hand win in the end, but 🦁🐍 osiris is the best at watching movies, though at first we were all children believing fairy tales, without 🥷.
Completely bypassed the fact that prior to the spread of the Abrahamic religions, many cultures around the world idolised serpents.
Clearly it was the Goa'uld
I grew up reading Robert E. Howard and the Picts, Cimmerians, Lemurians…..Great stories!
I can't believe I am halfway through this & he hasn't mentioned the V tv miniseries. THAT was the real inception into the American mind.
I think the original "V" television series from back in 1983 may have played a part in the whole thing too.
“….And I’m all outa gum!”
"We want the messiah. Give us a sign, David" 😂😂💀
Re: Lizard people - I was really expecting L Ron Hubbard to pop up somewhere in here.
I wonder how much Hubbard's grift was influenced by Shufelt's grift.
No self-respecting lizard person would associate themselves with THAT wacko!
@@agcons Alot. He snagged junk from everywhere and thing for his 🐂💩 theology.
I thought of him a couple times to.
Hubbard doesn't mention lizard ppl
"his good friend, HP Lovecraft" ah. that explains everything.
1:28 -- I had to pause, go back, and burst into laughs. Well played, editor. Well played.
I can't believe RUclips would put a context panel on this video. Thank God they saved me from buying into this.
I didnt get a warning, where was yours?
I live in south Florida - the Iguanas have already taken over.
Taking over what?
The Caymans?
We all saw it on Nov 6
Nice try lizard 🦎
CALL EM OUT!
"I'd watch that movie, and please get the Wachowskis to direct it"
Well, they did, it's called "Jupiter Ascending"...
should have been called 'jupiter flushing' ...
And it SUCKED.
I always thought Simon was a shape-shifting reptile. Now he confirmed it.
I thought he was going to lick his eyeball when he admitted to being one!
Hiding in plain sight!
@@fuzzy3440 you say that as if it's a bad thing.
80’s kids will remember the traumatizing TV series, “V”.
I remember the brunette
@@gdiaz8827me too !! 😝 Jane Badler I believe & she’s still hot
I know someone with keen knowledge of the 12th planet. He eats gold and travels to Southern California to help healers align their crystals.
The best part of this is that there remains a degree of ambiguity as to whether you're mocking such things or being serious. Either way it's hilarious.
Simon, you drop the glasses and the beard, and I can see the iguana in you.😂
0:41 Honestly this is the most scathing rebuke for the entire argument I've ever heard, and it's stated in a manner of 14 seconds. Checkmate, insane people.
You didn't mention the Gorn from Star Trek, or the Visitors from V 🐊🦎🦖
Crab people, crab people, taste like crab act like people.
Gelgameks And Giant Spider
isn't it the other way round?
Do they keep Crab-Cats for pets?
*Fear the Crab-Cat!*
There are many crab-people here in Maryland.
When I was a kid we had a blue tongue lizard that used to hang out on the back fence that was quietly running everything.
I sense a pattern.1) Decide to be merciless enough to make a killing in the Ignorance Economy.
2) Pretend God/Lizards gave you a story that you really, REALLY believe.
3) Be miffed that no-one believes you, and start selling merch.
Are you still getting the covid vaccines? Pureblood and proud.
1:26 casually includes himself lololol
the best part is i think that's Michael from vsauce instead
So far, Ive lived through 4 different apocalypses. 1997, 2000, 2012 and 2020.
I feel like maybe people should stop predicting the end of the world.
Apocalypse is just a revealing, not necessarily a cataclysm. But, yeah.
What was the ‘97 one again? Was it the comet? (Hailbop or something like that)
Edit: per the video, I guess it was Icke. I don’t remember that one at all.
@@ngantnier words have usage, not meaning. The word apocalypse is used to mean end of the world, it doesn't matter what it originally was used for, only how it is used now.
"We're right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo! And somebody's giving booze to these goddamn things!" ~ HST
Tell Me About the Fucking Golf Shoes!
How much did they pay you to screw that bear?
I always knew Simon was one of the lizard people.
Why do the reptiles want to rule the world? I believe they gave us a clue when one of the most prominent reptilians, Curt Smith said; “Everybody Wants to Rule the World.”😂
We aren't doing a great job. I for one welcome our non-avian overlords!
In bulgarian folklore we have allot of stories about lizard people, who are living underground. Once in a while some of them are shapeshifting and looking for a bride. We have stories about Krali Marko, who is a son of a lizard man and human woman. The hero have super human strength and is helping people.
This lizard people conspiracy is just reinvented old folklore.
So are fantasy and horror. 🤓🤓
I think that you're reinvented old folklore.
Your Lizard King is a Beer ?
@@andydavis8437 What do you mean?
@@petarmarkov606 There is a Macedonian beer called Krali Marko
You would tell us if you were a shape-shifting reptiloid, Simon? Right?
The Holy Goalie, David Icke.
I think the most embarrassing thing about the whole thing for him wasn't the wild claims necessarily, but that he played for Hereford United.
Hereford United 😂😂
Have you ever read one of his books?
@@BertSimsenpersonally I agree with everything David Icke says, but my three adult kids are constantly telling me I’m crazy so I guess that doesn’t say much, but David makes a huge amount of sense to me and I totally agree with his take on and vision for humanity. What could not be improved with a dose of love and kindness. His take on the elites running the world I also believe. I watch it play out in politics and the gender agenda. Love and bliss.
@@deborahcadabra-w5zI that type of case [with your kids] I think the best you can do is share *with/them/aboūt/CńtrI/Bks/Fråc/Rêš/Bkg/thāt/m0śt/rëv/goės/t0/th/īnt/0n/th/deb*
@@deborahcadabra-w5z& Śhåre/th/0rgn/0f/th/tērm/C0ń/Thēōrīst/l/put/ûp/ā/vd/thât/shws/th/d0c/thát/wpńzd/ît
Somehow this avoids the History Channel and its Crazy haired Ancient Aliens crew.
Ancient Aliens is clearly made by sleastacks in human suits.
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Yeah, I’m quite surprised I didn’t see Mr Tsukalous talking about the Silurian hypothesis-especially given Simon’s commentary on the history channel
And bad wigs.@@satanicmicrochipv5656