I feel like we are all underestimating how fucking massive a sea turtle is. Like human size. Also zebras are like crackhead donkeys. They will eat you alive don
For instance, with no weapon. Yeah your odds on killing as small as a Honey Badger or Wolverine is slim to none. Even though their smaller than something like a grey wolf. They literally kill animals far larger than they are.
@@DangerDan64cuz the honey badger has so much black air force energy that his main enemy's weapon, toxic venom, is nothing more than a drink of nyquil.
You are not beating dolphins in a 1v1, Don. They are water demons. Legit they can threaten SHARKS, and can kill them by ramming into their gills at high speed, which is basically the equivalent of karate chopping someone’s throat at full speed. If you get targeted by a dolphin with malicious intent in mind in the water, it’s wraps lmao.
Alpha wolf is fair tho it's just a large bread dog and it's not huge esp in a 1v1 id argue u could beat a gator with proper experience of tapping gators mouth shuts and such
@@jamesAGarfield608 Unless you got a weapon (or equipment) or experienced in dealing with wolves (which most humans aren’t), you are not beating a wolf 1v1. That is just a fact. There is a reason normal dogs are typically put down if they attack a human, and have warning signs put in yards. Humans, especially in modern society, are not built for fighting predators. They are much stronger, much faster, and are much more durable. And I’m talking about normal dogs, a wolf (especially an alpha, would be even faster and stronger, and have far more experience killing. Like if it’s in society, you might survive, but that is highly unlikely.
@@montelt7103Not to mention that wolves come in packs more often than not, if you hit one, they are all gonna make you regret it and absolutely gnaw on you.
Gators can slam their jaws shut with a ton of force but they actually can't open their jaws back up with as much power so if you could sit on it's snout and hold it shut you could win that one
Bro Donald Trump for elephant you could put that in fair fight because an elephant would kill you but if you had a shotgun or any type of weaponry on you, you would easily kill it
For swans, it depends on where you are at. If on land, you can literally just grab the swans neck and thats it. But if you're in the water with a territorial swan, dont forget that there was a Swan that drowned a man that was in its territory. You dont want to fhck with swans honestly especially in the water
Same can go for Gators, they can bite you string and if they succesfully drag you into the water, they'll spin around over top of you to disorient you and make you drown, Gators are very strong reptiles.
Does this tier list assume no weapons? even so the animals Trump put in " get destroyed" is pretty accurate, a lot of those guys require a lot of firepower to take out.
Dolphins are so much worse then shark's as Dolphins take out sharks on the Regular & Dolphins have been known to drop the G of the Grape of humans.# Dolphin is a( hell no) below (get destroyed). Panda's are a fair fight as they average 200 to 240Ib's which I am over 200Ib's at 15 stone 6' 4'' though short men argue 6' 5'' to gain an inch. Cheeta= (Tough time but would win) as honestly swing or run toward a cheetah & they panic. Lion is (close but would lose) Lions get way to much hype as much of what is in Africa dunks on them for a Honey badger is worse as they are little vicious tanks.
Well i wanted to share a cool story, but yourube keeps removing my comment so I'll have to settle for: Awesome video, had a few laughs because i had to remember some experiences with some of the animals and a crazy delusional take like donald on sharks Also i know that horse video don referenced 💀💀 THE LATE TERM ABORTION PITBULL JOKE💀💀💀💀💀
@@alfieingrouille1528 no dude. I mean *I* have a delusional take on sharks. Delusional means that in reality what i think would happen wouldn't. Im quite aware sharks murder 100% of the people who will attempt to fight it in a 1vs1 I still have a delusional take tho
Howling at Da Don thinking a fair fight with a Komodo Dragon is likely. They can out muscle their own kind so Don ain’t got a chance at all lol. Other than that, this is good amusing stuff.
Actually almost all whales are incapable of swallowing human beings. Also the humpback whale which is what I think is the one in the picture is a gentle giant and you would have to really piss it off for it to retaliate. That said the ranking is still correct because they are still unpredictable giants and one whack of its tail could easily be instant lights out.
Zebras are much more aggressive than normal horses The fishermen bite for dominance in the herd And panda bears easy, the creatures have no survival instinct and can't even reproduce And if by some miracle this does work, there is a high risk that the mother will sit on the baby Pitbulls don't stand a chance pitbulls were trained and bred to get bulls on the ground Dolphins have no chance because they bully great white sharks to death Horses don't stand a chance, the thing always turns upside down and orangutans don't stand a chance when the creatures become aggressive
Love that the vid is finally out... I'm going to be real though donmiester you probably don't stand a chance against a zebra. They are surprisingly strong and unpredictable from the generational trauma of being hunted by alot of things. They cause more injuries to zookeeper than any other animal because they have a strong bite. And a kick that can put down a wildebeest. Don't underestimate the striped equality donkey
Jesus this script is genius. The vision of Donald getting these creatures in a headlock is too legit
Lmao Donald you are not putting a horse or a komodo dragon in a headlock
Honestly Donald's ego makes me want to out him in a headlock then serve him up as dome Donald l'orange like a French Chef (I'm Canadian)
Komodo Dragons belong in "I'd get destroyed".
I feel like we are all underestimating how fucking massive a sea turtle is. Like human size. Also zebras are like crackhead donkeys. They will eat you alive don
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Zebra reference
Zebras are not a fair fight. Their kicks can absolutely kill
Aint no way octopus are that easy on the list. Blue rings take us out with poison. And I live in the pnw, a giant octopus can solo
Hearing the way Donald said he dominates land and sea had me rolling 😂
Recommend checking out Casual Geographics. He'll show you how dangerous these animals truly are.
Love that dude
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For instance, with no weapon. Yeah your odds on killing as small as a Honey Badger or Wolverine is slim to none. Even though their smaller than something like a grey wolf. They literally kill animals far larger than they are.
@@DangerDan64cuz the honey badger has so much black air force energy that his main enemy's weapon, toxic venom, is nothing more than a drink of nyquil.
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“Toddler munchers” 😂😂😂😂😂
That sh*t made me cry ngl.
Late term abortion clinics 😂
Trump was so lose to a Harpy Eagle
Idk why, but the way Trump Instantly said "I would absolutely demolish this bird" on the parrot was too funny.
As a male i can confirm this is one of the most talked topics in every male friend group,and everyone's answers change every single time
I can’t believe the RUclips notifications kept this classic out of my notification box
You are not beating dolphins in a 1v1, Don. They are water demons. Legit they can threaten SHARKS, and can kill them by ramming into their gills at high speed, which is basically the equivalent of karate chopping someone’s throat at full speed. If you get targeted by a dolphin with malicious intent in mind in the water, it’s wraps lmao.
someone needs to go watch Casual Geographic, a zebra will MURDER you in a heartbeat. they kill each other at the drop of a hat.
Dude really put alpha wolf in fair fight.
Alpha wolf is fair tho it's just a large bread dog and it's not huge esp in a 1v1 id argue u could beat a gator with proper experience of tapping gators mouth shuts and such
@@jamesAGarfield608 Unless you got a weapon (or equipment) or experienced in dealing with wolves (which most humans aren’t), you are not beating a wolf 1v1. That is just a fact. There is a reason normal dogs are typically put down if they attack a human, and have warning signs put in yards. Humans, especially in modern society, are not built for fighting predators. They are much stronger, much faster, and are much more durable. And I’m talking about normal dogs, a wolf (especially an alpha, would be even faster and stronger, and have far more experience killing.
Like if it’s in society, you might survive, but that is highly unlikely.
@@montelt7103Not to mention that wolves come in packs more often than not, if you hit one, they are all gonna make you regret it and absolutely gnaw on you.
Presidents rank celebrities they can fight
Should've put a cassarory on the list
Love these tier lists
Gators can slam their jaws shut with a ton of force but they actually can't open their jaws back up with as much power so if you could sit on it's snout and hold it shut you could win that one
Ive been waiting for this list 🙏🔥
Ur overestimating a cheetah
I've heard that a zebras kick could shatter a bowling ball at peak power.
"Toddler munchers" - the Donminator
I am highly disappointed how are u gonna let a silver back gorilla and a orangutan go bye and not make a racist joke😂
Bro Donald Trump for elephant you could put that in fair fight because an elephant would kill you but if you had a shotgun or any type of weaponry on you, you would easily kill it
Who did suggest this anyway? Just curious
I agree with this whole thing
For swans, it depends on where you are at. If on land, you can literally just grab the swans neck and thats it. But if you're in the water with a territorial swan, dont forget that there was a Swan that drowned a man that was in its territory. You dont want to fhck with swans honestly especially in the water
Same can go for Gators, they can bite you string and if they succesfully drag you into the water, they'll spin around over top of you to disorient you and make you drown, Gators are very strong reptiles.
Lmaoo this def lived up to the hype! Nice job on this one
Does this tier list assume no weapons? even so the animals Trump put in " get destroyed" is pretty accurate, a lot of those guys require a lot of firepower to take out.
A Octopus and Squid would demolish you Donald
your videos are amazing! keep it up :D
do a anime wifu tier list
Of course Donald wants to fight animals. 😅
Why is trump running the list? Obamna n sleepy get no say in the ranks?
That's how fraile does his lists every president gets a ranking turn however I will agree it is dumb
@@jamesAGarfield608Yeah especially since Don's ego is larger than Jupiter
@@djangel3108 exactly 💯 this is one of the faults of fraile I find however other then that he is a W creator
T-Rex would also kick Trump’s ass
Dolphins are so much worse then shark's as Dolphins take out sharks on the Regular & Dolphins have been known to drop the G of the Grape of humans.#
Dolphin is a( hell no) below (get destroyed).
Panda's are a fair fight as they average 200 to 240Ib's which I am over 200Ib's at 15 stone 6' 4'' though short men argue 6' 5'' to gain an inch.
Cheeta= (Tough time but would win) as honestly swing or run toward a cheetah & they panic.
Lion is (close but would lose) Lions get way to much hype as much of what is in Africa dunks on them for a Honey badger is worse as they are little vicious tanks.
Donald Trump you would have no chance with a wolf because wolfs attack in packs
Well i wanted to share a cool story, but yourube keeps removing my comment so I'll have to settle for:
Awesome video, had a few laughs because i had to remember some experiences with some of the animals and a crazy delusional take like donald on sharks
Also i know that horse video don referenced 💀💀
THE LATE TERM ABORTION PITBULL JOKE💀💀💀💀💀
Tf you mean delusion he would get demolished by a shark
@@alfieingrouille1528 no dude. I mean *I* have a delusional take on sharks.
Delusional means that in reality what i think would happen wouldn't.
Im quite aware sharks murder 100% of the people who will attempt to fight it in a 1vs1
I still have a delusional take tho
This is absolutely genius!! 😂
Classic Trump 😂😂😂
Damn with all the hype surrounding this video I assumed it would be longer than usual with even more banger lines.
Howling at Da Don thinking a fair fight with a Komodo Dragon is likely.
They can out muscle their own kind so Don ain’t got a chance at all lol.
Other than that, this is good amusing stuff.
Actually almost all whales are incapable of swallowing human beings. Also the humpback whale which is what I think is the one in the picture is a gentle giant and you would have to really piss it off for it to retaliate. That said the ranking is still correct because they are still unpredictable giants and one whack of its tail could easily be instant lights out.
How is Trump beating the alpha wolf???
swans are mean and love fighting.
Zebras are much more aggressive than normal horses The fishermen bite for dominance in the herd And panda bears easy, the creatures have no survival instinct and can't even reproduce And if by some miracle this does work, there is a high risk that the mother will sit on the baby Pitbulls don't stand a chance pitbulls were trained and bred to get bulls on the ground Dolphins have no chance because they bully great white sharks to death Horses don't stand a chance, the thing always turns upside down and orangutans don't stand a chance when the creatures become aggressive
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Take your time
Got this video to 500 likes :)
Love that the vid is finally out... I'm going to be real though donmiester you probably don't stand a chance against a zebra. They are surprisingly strong and unpredictable from the generational trauma of being hunted by alot of things. They cause more injuries to zookeeper than any other animal because they have a strong bite. And a kick that can put down a wildebeest. Don't underestimate the striped equality donkey
Do presidents who think they can fight other presidents
Drug tier list?😂
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