One of the things I love about Phoenix's videos is that his thumbnails aren't clickbait... Usually everything he shows in the thumbnail is included in the video... thanks for not being a cringy clickbait RUclipsr! You've got my sub.
2:04 It's funny because Ruby was supposed to be in the ealier versions of Minecraft but got replaced with Emeralds because Dinnerbone is red-green colorblind
1:57 I exited RUclips just before the world loaded, forgot what was happening in the video, and when I opened RUclips back up, I was extremely confused as to why my phone wasn’t adjusting to the orientation I had it at
@@crimsonis936 Nope! But it would have one more no-hostile-mob block's worth of range, it would have a hitbox, and it would not be popped out of place by water
Keeping the size of a block in mind, imagine how feared you would be carrying around a thicc torch in real life Just other people holding flashlights on a camping trip or something and this one guy brings an entire oak trunk with a blazing flame on the end of it
"I use Netherite as corner pieces on my nether portal." "Really now? That is dreadfully poor of you, I use Netherite to make golems for the yard in my mansion."
@@mayocult2025 lol im only just a beginner so i only know a few words of that lol im gonna start a French college class soon tho and wat i got from that was "do you want" lol
Made in china netherite: Iron + black dye = netherite Gold + white dye = Iron Brick + yellow dye = Gold Edit: yellow dye is just free mustard from mcdonalds and white dye is just white out
Bcs it's small nose and can be neglected in pixelart and tiny noses are also cuter for feminine character, when on the other hand big nose is uglier, but for uglier gender it does not make so much harm.
@@damiangaweda5642 Thanks for answering my question! I definitely needed to know why Alex doesn't have a nose, and I definitely needed to know that you consider males the uglier gender! That's a very kind thing to say, especially in today's state, where women are equal to men!
Netherite: I’m the best armor and stuff Diamond: history isn’t kind to people who play god, real gamers will never forget me plus that smithing table has no purpose
netherite is just emo iron ingots
Netherite *mood 100*
It also writes really edgy and depressing comments on RUclips about how sad it is.
Sad Diamond Man needs support.
Netherite is the equivalent of a dark type Pokémon
Or meteorite from terraria
The thicc torch is just a bee’s disguise
It’s just one wooden plank and a glow stone block
Thicc Bee (╥_╥)
1000th like
(￣^￣)ゞ *yes*
TheMars28 *THORCH*
One of the things I love about Phoenix's videos is that his thumbnails aren't clickbait... Usually everything he shows in the thumbnail is included in the video... thanks for not being a cringy clickbait RUclipsr! You've got my sub.
On the Dinnerbone world one, the guy could’ve just named his world Australia and have the same result.
top comment please LOL
@Ivow Pineda Deja vu meme time
@Ivow Pineda ~wags tail a bit, visor secondary color goes cyan (happy)~
Haha!
I tried to but the internet was Australian
1:35 nevermind the fact that it would be incredibly painful to use a metal boat in lava. Just like a bucket
Netherite = meteorite
Get it?
Hi slime god
Lmao
@@dismal8294 Yes
Not to mention the fact that it probably wouldn't float.
whenever that person made their world upside down, I was listening to Pirates of the Caribbean and the timing was PERFECT I TELL YOU PERFECT
Which anime is your channel image?
@@taro6505 popa
@@zucobr4188 Oh it's Iron Blooded Orphans
from the Netiflex
@@taro6505 08l
mñnb
1:45 Poor Grumm never getting any love for the exact same function
Joseph Guzman I like the name Grumm more than Dinnerbone so I always use Grumm
ikr, but i guess people like using dinnerbone more
My brother made that vid his channel is, A ComputerBug In A Rug
If u use Grumm it just makes Australia
Teacher:Why are you laughing
Me:Nothing
My brain:
*T H I C C A X E*
*T H I C C A X E*
Thank u if u liked ma comment
@@roblox_boi8913 THICC TORCH.
FUCK YOU
T H I C C C H E R
"Stelex and Aleve"
*My favorite*
"No, I think *I'll leave* ..."
*laughs*
They look pretty nice
Steelix took Aleve medicine...
Stelex reminds me Skrillex for some reason
You sure have collected some of the finest minds of our generation in that subreddit of yours
2:05 Diamond + red dye is ruby 💎❣️
3:12 *that silence and the immediate cut is phoenix contemplating his existence over the gamer girl bath water meme*
"Thicc Torch" should have been called "Thorch."
trUe
Russian torch
Thants!
Not true
The coronavirus part
“Big brain minecraft”
aka: makes your brain smaller
No, it's putting logic and genius ideas into Minecraft.
ayyy saw you on memetastic's post
Whoever wrote this comment has not only a small brain but also a smol PP
It doesn't make your brain smaller
It makes it square
@@Superex100 no this is patrick.
Me: "I don't laugh at _everything._ What are you talking about?"
Also Me: **laughing at **2:34****
Gunslinger
lol
Gunslinger
questized
Santiago Sotelo
Skaju?
Santiago Sotelo
1:42 this is the story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down
Lol, funni
Someone: diamond + red dye= ruby
*Real life red diamond has left the chat*
Redstone joined
*ruby has left the chat*
Unique texture for ruby: *am I a joke to you?*
DayRise Royale 2 Actually Red Diamonds DO exist
DayRise Royale 2 Search it up
1:51
Welcome to Australia I hope you had a good flight.
1:57 So as you put tick speed to 0
Awww
2:04
It's funny because Ruby was supposed to be in the ealier versions of Minecraft but got replaced with Emeralds because Dinnerbone is red-green colorblind
2:54 I’ll be honest, female Steve doesn’t actually look too bad. Looks pretty official, really.
Aleve looks better. Stelex looks to masculine.
(Steelix) and aleve
0:37
No homo
@@nuv2987 Alex originally
is man
0:39
14th century
Plague in a nutshell
*Fart noise*
2021 in a nushell*
1:17 Laziness, at its finest
By day: a simple tool, great for everything
By night: the dark DIAMOND
1:57 I exited RUclips just before the world loaded, forgot what was happening in the video, and when I opened RUclips back up, I was extremely confused as to why my phone wasn’t adjusting to the orientation I had it at
LOL
Then everyone clapped
LOL
@@coolman9020 what part of this is unbelievable?
XD, that’s awesome
that one guy:netherite golem is unbeatable
cactus:allow me to introduce my self
0:31 “light level 3000”
Is it possible to mod MC and do that?
Wouldn't that just look like pe shaders in the dessert? Like you know... BLINDING!
it's called the sun
@@vulpemarine2057 lol
@@vulpemarine2057 THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER
Alternative idea, add more light levels, but inbetween the current min and max. Or implement inverse square law.
0:48 It sounded like villager was singing the popcorn song
Lol
Lol
LoL
lOL
LOl
I unironically love so many of these ARTISTIC CHOICES in these videos and it'd be amazing if it was all eventually crammed into a cursed modpack
2:16
Breaking News
----------
A man known as “Skeppy” has killed an innocent person named “Steve” and has wrapped Steve’s remains around his body.
U deserve 4.8k likes (no really)
YAAAAAAAS
Silver Gamer i never saw skepy killing Steve
14
I am 200 like gamers
0:39 here you go the best sound effect ever made
No one:
Memers: T H I C C A X E
Hey, I wrote THICKaxe, it's totally different.
IT'S THICC AF.🤣👌🏻
Commits 69 like*
That is a pickaxe not a THICCAXE
Aj Bautista1768 quiet
0:28 That needs to go in the game! Light level 15
The light level of a normal torch is 14.
@@crimsonis936 Yes; so a big torch like that should be 15
@@ILikeWafflz But there's barely any difference...
@@crimsonis936 Nope! But it would have one more no-hostile-mob block's worth of range, it would have a hitbox, and it would not be popped out of place by water
No it over like 5000
3:06 is a character skin in my second favorite game, awesomenauts
0:39 THANK YOU. I ASKED FOR THIS ON THE STREAM. I AM SATISFIED.
Thanks, cuz now we can spread awareness to all gamers lol
These guys are literally giving click-baity youtubers their thumbnail
There's something intensely satisfying about hearing the villagers take so much rapid damage
When you start watching Phoenix SC, You gain a big gigantic brain immediately.
1:51 as an Australian I can confirm this is what the world looks like
Thanks for the conformation, now I know how to visit Phoenix
1:57
0:39 The fact that it's in Chinese just made it 10 times better. Thanks.
People : Yay i can craft Netherite armor
Me , an intellectual : *Glass in the middle , netherite around = Phone*
@@hexagonalchaos put some sticks in it and it's a nokia hammer
Nokia
The battery is from gold
Bruh
Not intellectual
1:50 Ah yes, *tfarceniM*
minecraft ,sey ha 05:1
But that's flipped vertically and horizontally
well, actually, its pronounced "Australia", but you call it what you want
Domi723 oh I don’t like that
ʇɟɐɹɔǝuıɯ
Keeping the size of a block in mind, imagine how feared you would be carrying around a thicc torch in real life
Just other people holding flashlights on a camping trip or something and this one guy brings an entire oak trunk with a blazing flame on the end of it
Yes 😈
Yes. :DDD
“we should totally have netherite golems”
ilmango: are you sure about that?
1:58 it does do something, Everything goes backwards when you set it -high enough...
2:18 here in soviet Russia, you do not wear diamond, diamonds wear you
world name: "Dinnerbone"
Me: _Something's wrong, I can feel it_
2:59 Its Definitely *Stepelex*
Hey what are u doing here.
Ngapain lu disini
Its steelix
stephanie & alexander
Kenapa mc ada disini jir
idk if it's just me, but 0:47 had me dying of laughter at the sound the villagers made.
me too😂
C’mon phoenix. When is the 1.15.6.9 Florida Man Update coming.
idk
QwQ
Phoenix is a florida man no doubt about it
It’s actually coming in Minecraft 4.20.6.9
Aram Belian OHHHH
thx
"I use Netherite as corner pieces on my nether portal."
"Really now? That is dreadfully poor of you, I use Netherite to make golems for the yard in my mansion."
Oh yeah you think *YOU’RE* rich i skip the diamonds in minecraft!
@@nob0dii610 *Oh yeah?* Well I skip *wood* altogether!
Jonsku 666 *oh yeah* ? I skipped wood and used my body parts to make things E
@@nob0dii610 *OH YEAH?!* Well I skipped the game!
AND skipped your response. HA!
*"Oh heck, he's looking at bathwater girl"* 💀
PheonixSC: The made in china netherite in the most up voted on my subredit?!
Also pheonixSC: 0:56
0:41 I love how it is in Chinese, considering that this virus originated from China.
I JUAT REALIZED
Oh shit
Made in china coronavirus (no pls)
iuiiiii
Death of harambe: first step to covid cause
It was a missed opportunity to name the torch ”thorch”
1:50
Australians: *_I see no problem here._*
1:19 Phoenix: I have no words me: it is a word
Thanks for the likes!!
:(
For me it says 26 likes?
Wtf
2:56 The darker pixels around Steve's mouth represent stubble.
2:26 ok this one is just from this one animation called "minecraft: order of the pick"
2:34
My last brain cell trying to pass the test
*task fail successfuly*
@@juviewong3510 lol
Wtf
@@bevviecat1306...
Stupid gacha life
2:40 im so confused that i didnt knew he was holding a woodern picky
The chest literally just blew my mind
2:50 Yo thats me
No thats me
You have 2 accounts or you 2 are brothers what would it be
narrator 2 accounts.... look at the channels then the channels category and they both are there.
lmao
Me as a Greek:
Stick + Porkchop = Souvlaki
Everyone makin weird craftables and one dude is like:
*U S E F U L TNT YEETER*
Out of all the funny comments yours killed me the most 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
1:42 FINALY MINE GOT FETURED. of corse it was that one.
@@theexperiment1151 I lost that many brain cells making it.
BTW the world is named that because that's what all of Pheonixs worlds are named.
rail sugar cane
@@luvidigodizeo577 no the dinnerbone world.
Player: *kills bat*
Everyone: *-wait that's illegal-*
1:51 me watching upside down: it’s normal
Thanks for looking at my netherite golem!
You are an artiste!
" *artiste* "
Is Pheonix french now?
@@mayocult2025 peut-être, qui sait? (i know a little french lol thats mean "maybe, who knows?")
@@shibaunicorn Me too, I speak french
Tu veux que je le prouve ou quoi?
@@mayocult2025 lol im only just a beginner so i only know a few words of that lol im gonna start a French college class soon tho
and wat i got from that was
"do you want" lol
0:28 is the second everyone was waiting for
0:39 thats dark humor
Torch: "doesn't burn our eye"
Thicc torch: ahahahahhaah IM GONNA BURN YOUR EYES AHAHAHAHAH
your username is cursed and I want to unsee
0:41 Is this how the black plague started...😳
Me:Sees 2:35
Also me: *Wait that's illegal!*
Not how me:also me: works
Made in china netherite:
Iron + black dye = netherite
Gold + white dye = Iron
Brick + yellow dye = Gold
Edit: yellow dye is just free mustard from mcdonalds and white dye is just white out
Brick is inside of Gold,
Gold is inside of Iron,
Iron is inside of Netherite,
Makes sense.
@@draxhiljr.3619 yes, exactly
MINCRAFT LOLGIC!
@Terrence Hui Fuck Who?
@Terrence Hui If your cussing at me, then, You cuss-wording jerk!
Markaplier: ITS BIG BRAIN TIME
Pheonix:ITS MINECRAFT TIME
0:23 and the gold is dirt with yellow dye.
Dinnerbone world: *exists
Australia: wait that’s illegal
why Australia?
@@Flowey_the_Goober There's a joke that Australians do everything in 180 degrees.
OK
World: Dinnerbone
Me: I see what’s gonna happen
1:43
those "Chinese ores memes" are really true
1:50 That's just Australia on edition of minecraft.
Underrated
The "coronavirus" one really got me🤣
2:12 ya boy finally got featured
Are you the Chinese diamond block or “did I do this right?”
same thing at 2:08
I was the reverse diamond sword
@@Exoryn pog
3:05 That's Creeper Clunk in Awesomenauts !
The iron is probably a brick with a white dye
The Corona one should have given withering effect.
On the Dream SMP:
GeorgeNotFound: TOMMY YOU BURNED DOWN MY HOUSE!!??
Chat:
[Dream added PhoenixSC to the whitelist]
PhoenixSC joined the game
0:46 pov the friend that haven't showered for 3 weeks
0:41 meet the new android gaming experience
2:53 i thought he didn’t notice this
Steelix
Krookodile with a phone? Steelix
A diamond block is just a blue version of a iron block 🤯
Whenever I come up with a cursed idea I hear it in your voice. Get outta my head.
Just one bored thing and it’s top of all time XD
People: WE NEED BOAT FOR LAVA
Boat and Minecraft combined: wassup fam
How come Steve has a nose but Alex doesn't?? 🤔
Bcs it's small nose and can be neglected in pixelart and tiny noses are also cuter for feminine character, when on the other hand big nose is uglier, but for uglier gender it does not make so much harm.
@@damiangaweda5642 Thanks for answering my question! I definitely needed to know why Alex doesn't have a nose, and I definitely needed to know that you consider males the uglier gender! That's a very kind thing to say, especially in today's state, where women are equal to men!
WEMON DON'T HAVE NOSE'S THAT IT A LIE PROPAGATED BY THE GOVERNMENT!!!!!
why are there two people already just insulting genders
Because Alex is bad
0:39 this should not be a joke its cursed and killed thousands of people :/
SHUT THE FUCK UP
OHHHH NANI? Corona sneeze no jutsu!!!
Shut
The corona-virus one was genius
Yeah the bat thing and spreading
The thicc torch should light up every block in the world
1:30 SHIZAAAAAAAA
*look at lord wamuu's face!*
3:07 Awesomenauts reference?
Yes
Happy that someone else caught that
this is the greateest 200iq minecraft play of all time
Netherite: I’m the best armor and stuff
Diamond: history isn’t kind to people who play god, real gamers will never forget me plus that smithing table has no purpose