Hmmm. Lets see now. Electric (Funeral) (The) Wizard. Children of the Grave lyric. Master of Reality colour & typeface against a black background. Hell, I dunno. What do you think?
What brought me here: Saw a dude that had this written on the back of his shirt coming out of a grocery store. I researched a bit and this tune is what I found. Holy shit...I've been missing out on this band for way too long!
yeah, yeah you have. as an Ewiz disciple for the last decade and a bit, welcome to the fold. bong's to your left, acid's to your right, don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.
That's actually the first law of criminology : "An act is deemed delictuous only if known and persecuted by law" meaning that you could kill everyone and figure as the most innocent of lambs unless someone finds that out and press charges against you with plausible or certain proofs.
"Ligala-haez!" You can feel his pain while he's claiming for drugs and murder. Legalise that shit, for christ sake! Let that good man find some peace...
The bong is a delicate yet powerful instrument and this person has mastered it. Can't wait for the improv solos on it during live concerts, who plays the bong live?
Remember that having things on spotify, itunes, netflix or steam you are only a rentier, not a owner of copy. Think what will happen if they decide to close their businesses
Damn, Electric Wizard were ahead of the curve. Dj smokey really carried these ideas to the next generation, going beyond drugs and murder, to actually legalizing nuclear bombs.
That's true, but as far as legalization they always kept it on the down low. They advocated for the free use of nuclear weapons (illegally) in songs like Funeralopolis, but the legalization movement was still in its infancy.
***** I actually do like Kreator, Sabbat dont do much for me though. I feel like most Thrash/Speed/Death Metal bands try far too fucking hard. Like if you have wear corpsepaint to fit your schtick, i wont be listening to your band. Just play the music, fuck the gimmick, yknow.
***** There's no need to dress up like that, Just enjoy the music you say? It works the opposite way too, just play it, stop dressing up and trying to make some statement. Bands like fucking Ghost B.C. and shit dressing up like Satanic Popes and "Nameless Ghouls." We get it, you play satanic metal. The Schtick actually takes away from the music, in my opinion.
I think production wise, this is the best they have ever sounded - nice and lofi but still super fucking heavy.. I kind of wish black masses sounded more like this, it’s an amazing album but it doesn’t have the same evil low end like this does
When i heard about Electric Wizard 2-3 months ago, the first song i listened was Dopethrone, and i really loved it. I listened a few songs later and it made me in another dimension. I hope Electric Wizard still making songs. This is absolute banger💘
I started doing drugs back in school because I thought it would make me cool. And you know what? It worked! I wound up with tons of friends and I was invited to parties every night. It was the best!
Not many people seem to realise this whole song is based off the fact that the most clear line from The Chosen Few is 'Legalise Drugs and Murder'. They're making a joke about their own song.
the most i can explain this style of metal is if you were trying to wave through a smog of smoke, but eventually you just stop and..let it happen. you live in it. it's heavy but it's welcoming
Theres also a loophole where you could technically get away with murder in this strip of land beetween yellowstone and wyoming. Look it up. Its pretty interesting.
It turned my depression into breif moments of joy, where I smiled as I imagined a world where I could get revenge and prevent certain people from doing any further harm, without having to risk being sent back to those very people.
I feel like this song would be great in a movie. A scene with slo motion gunfire and sleazy action. Like a well done Punisher film where the bad guys are snorting lines and drinking and then they all get blasted by heavy gunfire and sick physical combat. Great song.
This track brings me back to some good times, 2012 was a hell of a year for me, i remember listening to this on repeat when it came out, still one of the heaviest tracks ever recorded!!
I adore Black Sabbath, they are the first real metal band in my life. Metal is a very diverse music genre, where I think almost everybody can find minimum one subgenre.
If something like The Purge was reality (and it probably will be at some point in the future) my religious freak neighbour would not make it past 7:01 pm.
Murder is legal, animal slavery and slaughterhouses are legal, sadly. That is INSTITUTIONALIZED SPECIESISM. Eating animals, dairy, eggs, honey, wear their skins, animal testing, vivisection is legal. THE ANIMAL HOLOCAUST IS LEGAL.
I think I'm gonna have to crank this at my 4 year old nephews birthday party coming up....it's a pool party so it should be ok plus his grandparents (my inlaws ) are super Christian so it'll go over real well 🕺🏼
you know what's funny about this music as a guitarist, I don't think people realize how much of a drug tube distorted, treble boosted guitar is I guess people are into the heavy and the slow, but I am entranced by the electric voice of satan ; )
My favorite instrument is the M240B but these guys play the bong so well I'm considering picking it back up. I haven't played the bong in hundreds of seconds!
"Well, Senator Wizard. You've come out against all of the administration's policies. Some would say you're just an obstructionist." " I'm not, it's just not what my constituents voted for. " "So, can you name just two things you'd be willing to support ?" "Well, I could. You folks might not want to hear them..."
I never got any education on drugs so I had to learn by myself. Now I'm a highly experienced campaigner. I've realized that I can't be happy unless I make getting high my number one priority. Straight or normal people are missing out on an experience that opens up the possibility for anything. When I'm high, I feel connected to something that is powerful and I can see properly and I feel a little superior rather than inferior which is what I normally feel. I was born to make a difference and rally behind the legalization of all drugs.
I have a slight suspicion that these guys were inspired by Black Sabbath
Idk man
I just don't see it 🤷♂️
Every doom metal band is
@@countingcards1208 it’s a joke
Hmmm. Lets see now. Electric (Funeral) (The) Wizard. Children of the Grave lyric. Master of Reality colour & typeface against a black background. Hell, I dunno. What do you think?
What brought me here: Saw a dude that had this written on the back of his shirt coming out of a grocery store. I researched a bit and this tune is what I found. Holy shit...I've been missing out on this band for way too long!
I own a copy of that shirt. I don't wear it enough.
I think we saw the same dude
That's why I wear my electric wizard shirt as much as possible
RIP Moonshine....buddy of mine who listened to this me
yeah, yeah you have. as an Ewiz disciple for the last decade and a bit, welcome to the fold. bong's to your left, acid's to your right, don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.
everything is legal if the cops don't see
That's actually the first law of criminology : "An act is deemed delictuous only if known and persecuted by law" meaning that you could kill everyone and figure as the most innocent of lambs unless someone finds that out and press charges against you with plausible or certain proofs.
+blindness134 thats how logic beats law
If a cops sees it, it becomes illegal.
If consequences dictate our course of action that means it doesn't matter what's right, it's only wrong if you get caught.
you had to quote tool
My favourite part is where he says to legalise drugs and murder
Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahah
The whole song😂
Best part tbh
Magical Musician 👩🎤 i
HexagramMan yeah huh! My goth emo friends!
I never wanted to do drugs until I spent a week learning about drugs in the anti drug program DARE in high school.
Drugs
Are
Really
Excellent
Same! "Don't do drugs!" Me: "fuck you, don't tell me what to do"
😂😂😂😂😂😂man you got me cryin out of laughter
"What? So you are telling me I will see pink elephants and won't be able to stop laughing?... Where can I get some?"
Acid and weed are awesome compared to beer.
Finally! A positive message I can get behind!
What a beautiful gospel song
A beautiful hymn for the children of Jesus
The gospel of the church of the holy bong
😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
they could play it in a church
WHAT GOSPEL SONG IS BEAUTIFUL
My great-grandma always said, "It's not illegal if you're not caught."
Awesome! My great grandma hid cocaine for my dad's first cousins in her purse 🙈🙉🙊
small world aye?
Blass ol' Brunhilde's heart
So was she ever caught?
"Ligala-haez!"
You can feel his pain while he's claiming for drugs and murder. Legalise that shit, for christ sake! Let that good man find some peace...
i know right
I heard "legal highs, drugs and murder"
@@agdgdgwngo It's clearly "Legalise trucks in Mordor!"
Hallelujah
I have a slight suspicion the song is about drugs and murder.
Woah, let's not jump to conclusions
I have a slight suspicion that you would be right
I'd agree with you about the murder part still not sure he ever says drugs in an understandable way though lol
I have a slight suspicion that fuck all of you.
I thought this song was about gumdrops and ice cream
These kids are on to something. I'm nobody's parent but I'm so proud of these boys. I wish I had birthed them.
They’re like 40 bro
@@davidavila8805there was a bassist on wizard bloody wizard who was 18 when he joined electric wizard in 2014 I believe
@@riffdealer420 thats just one bassist most of them are grown men
@@arke5713 ok captain obvious
One of the guitarest is a girl
i think they like Sabbath
with a cup of GG
Nah
What is Sabaht?
Never heard of. Must be some new trendy band.
@@hextatik_sound there sludge groove core slam you wouldn't understand
Legalize hugs and burger
shrugs and butter
No suicide
The bong is a delicate yet powerful instrument and this person has mastered it. Can't wait for the improv solos on it during live concerts, who plays the bong live?
I just saw them in Detroit and I was very disappointed that there was no bong solo.
Me but I wasn’t on stage
Ultra instinct bong
This is funny because they are known for smoking weed on stage, so you might just see a bong solo if you see them live.
I love this comment💯💯💯
The murder is that this song ain't on Spotify
Facts
And iTunes . Shame
@@muddyvoid6023 or Amazon music
Guys youtube converter
Remember that having things on spotify, itunes, netflix or steam you are only a rentier, not a owner of copy. Think what will happen if they decide to close their businesses
Last time something this heavy was dropped..
Japan surrendered
@@licensedtoill9278 he did come to regret his creation
best band to exist
most passion ive ever actually felt out of a band
I am so fucking glad someone else can relate to that exact thing. THE FUCKING PASSION.
This, Funeralopolis, We Hate You, Torquemada 71, and Venus in Furs are easily some of the best anthems of this style of metal.
ty for the recs
What about Dunwich
Return trip too...
@@tomemata394 especially return trip. How heavy and aggressive the guitar gets toward the end.
@@muddyvoid6023 true!
2012 : Legalise drugs and murder
2045 : Legalise alcohol and tobacco
2170: Legalise Marijuana and alien invasion
2764: Legalise cheese
2045 aint actually that far off. they gonna try and tax as off from tobacco by the year 2031.
Fuck tobacco and certain alcohol, who needs that when you have all these drugs?
@@mekelpekelekel1298 alcohol doesn't get you right like opiates
I want to thank drugs and murder for helping me through another goddamn hump day.
that picture is moving
youre high brother but i love to see it
I am not high. I agree that the text is moving even though I paused the video I think it is an optical illusion.
@@jajmagoo1548nah, you're just high, it's ok
Damn, Electric Wizard were ahead of the curve. Dj smokey really carried these ideas to the next generation, going beyond drugs and murder, to actually legalizing nuclear bombs.
actually, electric wizard talks a lot about nuclear weapons and the destruction of the world in subsequent albums 🤓
That's true, but as far as legalization they always kept it on the down low. They advocated for the free use of nuclear weapons (illegally) in songs like Funeralopolis, but the legalization movement was still in its infancy.
Dj smokey and electric wizard are legends
@@suicidaltendenciezzz waiting for the imminent Electric Wizard x Dj Smokey (Legalize Drugs and Murder and also Nukes)
the cia put a chip in my brain.
Electric Wizard is easily my favorite doom metal band
Gotta be mine too
@@fukingidiot9156 sabbath? You posers, get a dick?
What about 'Katrina and the Waves'? That's some evil shit... walking... on the SURFACE of the SUN. fuck.
They’re my second. Would be first but Black Sabbath exists.
Candlemass entered the chat;
Just checking in to see if this is still one of the heaviest things ever recorded.
It is.
Wrong,this is heavy,but nothing is heavier than Slayer-Bloodline
Jiří Atanasov You missed the "one of the heaviest tracks of all time" _One of_ there are others. And just for the record, Slayer fucking suck.
***** I cant stand fucking Thrash and like Speed Metal, like we get it, you cant play for shit so you gotta play really fast, we get it.
***** I actually do like Kreator, Sabbat dont do much for me though. I feel like most Thrash/Speed/Death Metal bands try far too fucking hard. Like if you have wear corpsepaint to fit your schtick, i wont be listening to your band. Just play the music, fuck the gimmick, yknow.
***** There's no need to dress up like that, Just enjoy the music you say? It works the opposite way too, just play it, stop dressing up and trying to make some statement. Bands like fucking Ghost B.C. and shit dressing up like Satanic Popes and "Nameless Ghouls." We get it, you play satanic metal. The Schtick actually takes away from the music, in my opinion.
I think production wise, this is the best they have ever sounded - nice and lofi but still super fucking heavy.. I kind of wish black masses sounded more like this, it’s an amazing album but it doesn’t have the same evil low end like this does
most of thier new shit dont got that good low end tbh
"The police are looking for you, dad!"
-Bobby Hill, to a high Hank Hill
Underrated comment 😂👌🏻
I love electric wizard, this is the song that got me into them.
same lmao
+Kelly Kbr same!
!!! youre one of the feeeew girls i saw that love EW. awesome!
Same
When i heard about Electric Wizard 2-3 months ago, the first song i listened was Dopethrone, and i really loved it. I listened a few songs later and it made me in another dimension. I hope Electric Wizard still making songs. This is absolute banger💘
I started doing drugs back in school because I thought it would make me cool. And you know what? It worked! I wound up with tons of friends and I was invited to parties every night. It was the best!
Same here, and I agree 100%
I fucking love how the bass in all their songs rock the foundations of my house. Crank up the lows!
Not many people seem to realise this whole song is based off the fact that the most clear line from The Chosen Few is 'Legalise Drugs and Murder'.
They're making a joke about their own song.
wow, very cool! this is my favourite christian rock band, i'll show this to the whole youth group next tuesday
The bible has tons of murder so you'll win the hearts of at least half the church 😉
This song perfectly expresses my political opinions.
found the libertarian
@@diegobotto6245 if this is libertarian, then I'm a libertarian from now on.
Diego Chavez anarchist*
Libertarian? Wtf, anarchist**
YANG 2020
Started listening to Electric Wizard recently and I love how passionate their vocals are.
Sabbath on steroids,or heroin.
BOTH!!!
sabbath on alot of bad acid trips
Not heroin, this would be too much effort for someone on smack. Maybe if they were going cold turkey.....
Both would be great, minus the steroids plus coke and or heroin in a syringe into my gd neck
@@chrisgilmour5893 yes I've gone cold turkey at least 2000 times.IT IS AN EFFORT, TRUST ME
Black amps tear the sky
Ten million late to die
Losers bang your head tonight
Come fanatics, hear our cry
That floating high pitched riff during the chorus is so fucking sick dude
This is good fishing music!
best comment ever
edgy fishing bro
Best Fishing Videos i just subbed to you because of this comment. stoned fishers - I feel ya
OTD Vocalist Thanks man!
lol
_You have become Addicted to Wonderglue_
best fucking comment
LOL
Read this while playing fallout! Thanks for the laugh
FUCKING DEAD
🤣👌
So much Black Sabbath vibes. I LOVE IT!!! 🤩
Wearing headphones and this shit is vibrating the bottom of my feet, fucking gnarly.
I be back to listen to this masterpiece all the time, it never bores me.
the most i can explain this style of metal is if you were trying to wave through a smog of smoke, but eventually you just stop and..let it happen. you live in it. it's heavy but it's welcoming
this sounds groovy as hell, there needs to be a bigger scene for this style of music. electric wizard and monolord should tour over here forsure
There are no laws in Antarctica, so bring your friends and invite your enemies :)
Only if you wanna get mur the fuck dered by GWAR
Theres also a loophole where you could technically get away with murder in this strip of land beetween yellowstone and wyoming. Look it up. Its pretty interesting.
@@sanriodeppressionthermos8602
Yep
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zone_of_Death_(geography)
@@jbk007311 thanks!
@@skullribcage6803 I would consider it an honor to be murdered by the almighty GWAR.
one of my favorite Electric Wizard song!
mine to
A dream brought me here
Fucking great dream,
keep on dreaming!!!
What dream?
I too dream of murder.
I heard "legalize Scruggs and murder" and now I'm picturing a bluegrass band covering this song with a crazy banjo solo
THEIR BLOOD FILLED WITH DRUGS, SO HIGH, SO DEAD!
This is such a great tune to just have on repeat. Gotta love the droning bass !
Here in New Zealand we have referendums coming up on legalizing Marijuana and Euthanasia, it's all coming together.
Cheers from the Netherlands ;)
Awesome, you guys already have the freedom to distill your own alcohol for personal use, that is excellent! 🤡
Good people, good times.
we run for youthanasia (megadeth)
This song brings a nice message to the next generations
yeeeeeeaaaaaah nice relaxation music!!!! happy and quite baked
Mo, The Metalnigga me too! smoking a bong bowl right at this moment 💨 🌲
This song cheered me up today
It cured my hangover yesterday
It turned my depression into breif moments of joy, where I smiled as I imagined a world where I could get revenge and prevent certain people from doing any further harm, without having to risk being sent back to those very people.
An ode to Sabbath. Tony Iommi is riff God, Lord of this World. Smoke more 😵💫
Shit man 10 years ago I remember when this dropped like it was yesterday
I feel like this song would be great in a movie. A scene with slo motion gunfire and sleazy action. Like a well done Punisher film where the bad guys are snorting lines and drinking and then they all get blasted by heavy gunfire and sick physical combat. Great song.
true punisher
Iike melvins - history of bad men in true detective
@@lomigert3808 ahahaha
this song would sound good in Mandy
This would go well with teletubbies, they make me want to kill.
Heavy like a neutron star.
You know its gonna be good when you hear a P H A T bong rip in the intro
#NeverForgetTheTimeElectricWizardGotSoStonedTheyForgotTheyHadAlreadyUsedThisRiff
lol!
Henry Voss #imember
Just went through these comments to see if anyone heard it too but to be honest lots of people must have
Hell they used this riff on almost every song on Witchcult Today lol
I always thought this was a demo for Witchcult Today, specifically The Chosen Few. Four songs on that album use this same riff
This track brings me back to some good times, 2012 was a hell of a year for me, i remember listening to this on repeat when it came out, still one of the heaviest tracks ever recorded!!
this song makes me want to pet a crocodile
really? makes me wanna get high and fuck a stove
Makes me want to pet the neighbor's crocodile
🤣
@@lovehumans5516 stove? What the hell are you on? You got to fuck the sink and maybe the toaster.
Haha funny makes me want land my mercedes to aircraft carrier
Honestly one of my favorite lyrics ever. It’s so ridiculous and over-the-top
First time listening to wizard, I'm already in love
Children of the grave
I just got to that part of the song when I saw your comment
I adore Black Sabbath, they are the first real metal band in my life. Metal is a very diverse music genre, where I think almost everybody can find minimum one subgenre.
This is a mix of planet caravan vocals with tony iommi riffs hahaha great... long live psychedelic rock and doom metal !
YEEEEESSSSSSS
Dont forget drone rock
I still don't see why everything always must be compared to something, a weird world view.
Well dude you basically described Stoner Metal
Murder yeah, but Drugs???
If something like The Purge was reality (and it probably will be at some point in the future) my religious freak neighbour would not make it past 7:01 pm.
@@janwaalwijk666 your batshit insane if you actually think something like the purge will be a reality.
Drugs yeah, but Murder???
Murder is legal, animal slavery and slaughterhouses are legal, sadly.
That is INSTITUTIONALIZED SPECIESISM.
Eating animals, dairy, eggs, honey, wear their skins, animal testing, vivisection is legal. THE ANIMAL HOLOCAUST IS LEGAL.
That's the whole point of Stoner metal
Oh god, I just found this and this really puts me in a pretty good mood, far out, why has it taken me this long to find?
I feel so freaking great!
I think that i found my favorite genre...
Doom, Stoner and Sludge?
I can't find this on spotify but they do have a lot of Electric Wizard. I love this song.
Dragula sounds similar
Can’t imagine why Spotify wouldn’t have this 😅
Chrushed my heretic soul and released my true spirit. All hail to the Chaos gods!
That simply remains my favorite EW song for eight years.
This is so powerful.
Remember hearing this two or three years ago, but I forgot about it. Thankfully, it was in my suggested videos. Got it stuck in my head again.
Finally something worth voting for.
I think I'm gonna have to crank this at my 4 year old nephews birthday party coming up....it's a pool party so it should be ok plus his grandparents (my inlaws ) are super Christian so it'll go over real well 🕺🏼
so did you actually do it? inquiring minds want to know...
When they play this song in Colorado they have to say "Legalize ... murder."
I get it, cuz weed is legal there.
So is heroin and cacaine too? Weed is not a drug.
It's just a joke, pal.
*****
No, pot is legal in Colorado.
TheLozeszkur facepalm
Legalise going outside
UNATCO?
just go outside. dont be a slave
legalize non social anxiety
that's terror
no thank you
Slipknot is just a piece of cake against electric wizard.
duh, slipknot is mainstream trend metal
@@skade245 nope, both are great
Idk what anyone's told you, but you're neither special nor clever. God I hate elitists.
I push my fingers into my..
@@Primatenate88 There is a reason why you find more character and personality in less mainstream music.
Children of the grave - great tribute
this song hits you different, if you are high in the fooken stratosphere.
first time i heard this i was stoned out of my mind
this makes me smile
you know what's funny about this music
as a guitarist, I don't think people realize
how much of a drug tube distorted, treble boosted guitar is
I guess people are into the heavy and the slow, but I am entranced by the electric voice of satan ; )
My favorite instrument is the M240B but these guys play the bong so well I'm considering picking it back up. I haven't played the bong in hundreds of seconds!
If they ever legalize drugs and murder, you can put your favorite instrument to good use
You'll never forget the lyrics
"Well, Senator Wizard. You've come out against all of the administration's policies. Some would say you're just an obstructionist."
" I'm not, it's just not what my constituents voted for. "
"So, can you name just two things you'd be willing to support ?"
"Well, I could. You folks might not want to hear them..."
This makes my Devil Music Playlist complete. Natas Liah
clicked cause the hilarious title lol
this is the song that got me into the genre a couple of years ago . thanks you wizard !
This is the greatest song in the history of music
Thx yt algorithm for reccomending me this masterpiece
Vocals really remind me of Ozzy.
I never got any education on drugs so I had to learn by myself. Now I'm a highly experienced campaigner. I've realized that I can't be happy unless I make getting high my number one priority. Straight or normal people are missing out on an experience that opens up the possibility for anything. When I'm high, I feel connected to something that is powerful and I can see properly and I feel a little superior rather than inferior which is what I normally feel. I was born to make a difference and rally behind the legalization of all drugs.
Remember kids, do drugs. Just not the bad ones.
crystal and crack
“R” is the most of menacing sounds, that’s why they call it MURDER and not MUCKDUC
the logo moves on its own when the video is paused
Wow you are right!
My wall too!
Mine is pulsating...
*oblivious youtuber* : "What are you guys, high?"
Came for the title, stayed for face melting...
Thats my intro when I walk into a dopehouse!!!!!!
"whores and burgers" I'm f'n stoned
Drunken murder
I may be wrong but I think he wants narcotics and homicide to be legalized.