And thus is the tale of Opissius, the tale of the man who gave thanks to the gods, was weary of them, and gave his respect most to the Poseidon. Yet despite all of his prayers and rituals, he did not heed the muses songs of woe. For despite it all, he couldn’t read his tools correctly. And so, his wife married to her suitor, his son having a new man to call father, his home of Happy Bay no more his own, and to the sea he’s to remain unknown. Let this be a lesson to those sailors who are still as green as grass. To be both respectful to the gods, and knowledgeable.
Gnome, Tomato’s previous Sailwind streams were the first vods/videos I saw of Tomato, it’s what got me hooked. I’ve watched every highlight video ever since, including all the old ones. This’ll be the one time I don’t watch the highlight though, I must savor this one.
His original streams made me buy this game. I bought every ship and traveled to every island and made alot of profit from trading to each archipelago. I put Lateen sails on everything lol. Oh and the Sanbuq (the big Al Ankh one) is the hardest to sink from storms and is my favorite ship. I never fished in the game I just buy cheese and water and have a video in picture in picture in the corner for long voyages.
I cant wait for the full VOD to come out, I feel like a large part of the "Sailwind Experience (TM)" is slowly going insane over an extended period of time!
Happy bay was about 35.5 Latitude and 3.5 longitude and he went to 6. I overshot it by around 217 nautical miles or 249 miles. He could have turned around but I guess he ran out of time streaming lol He traveled about 1100 nautical miles and was closest to happy bay at around 890ish and went past it.
6:18 "TABLE?! What kind of tables you-THAT SAYS CHAIR!!! No no no, that's the same thing! You can't-those are the same item, *that's a chair!"* ~Tomato "Patron of Cursed Mike's carpentry" Gaming
Come one come all and lend me thy ear, today you shall hear the trials and tribulations of Tamto The Elder's ancient chronicles, hunting for the mythical Happy Bay.
Listening to this saga of Tamto "Opisseus" Gaming with the Epic the Musical soundtrack in the background elevated the experience 10 fold. Chat: "The rainbow is the glint on Zeus' scope" Music: "⚡️🎵🎶 Thunder, bring her through the wringer! Show her I'm the judgment call; the one who makes her kingdom fall! 🎵🎶⚡️"
I get that plane tickets are a little pricey Tomato, but was it really necessary to get those "huge savings" by sailing to New Zealando all on your own dude? You barely know your way around a car, let alone a boat! At least he's not going fishing this time, I guess... Well, Layna's gonna have to be the one that fishes _him_ out of the Pacific ocean...
Captain goonbeard is back on the high seas. Might just be the greatest pirate this world has ever seen. Haven't watched the video yet, I just assume it all go's really swell
Thank you tomato, for being yourself and making me and many others smile laugh and feel seen brother. I found my path, I walk with Jesus Christ, learning the ways of God. You and many other in my life helped me get there. Watching you for so long, I saw how slowly you changed, showing how kind you actually are. Much respect M, for reals man. I almost let my inner child die. Love ya man, I hope I see you In heaven brother 😊
The Odyssey had a purpose... it was to get to Happy Bay, but Poseidon did a little trolling and sent him to Ithaca instead.
I’m sorry, is that a LIMBUSSSSSS COMPANYYY REFERENCE?!?!?
@@Nekonyaya Manager Esquire!!!!! To where in the world hast thou disappeared!!!!!!!!!!!
@@Nekonyayamf that is a PLACE IN GREECE
@@Joebaseball-qp2nk Nah, what their refering to as a reference, is the phrase "The Odyssey had a purpose"
@@Joebaseball-qp2nk It's a reference to both
Ah, thank you Gnome. I will watch this while I eat dinner and spray myself with salty water.
don't forget the industrial fan pointed at your face
Water.... sure
@@GnomeChompskiGeso Bonus points if you scream into it to make the funny voice sound.
"There is absolutely no way I overshot Happy Bay" - Tomato Gaming, having passed Happy Bay an hour ago
Every time Tomato plays this game, it’s just pure suffering.
Mfer can't read a map and has dogwater tier navigation skills
tomato makes games look a lot harder ngl
16:18 ANOTHER WIN FOR OL' SPARERIBS, BABY!
Goat
You were right
And thus is the tale of Opissius, the tale of the man who gave thanks to the gods, was weary of them, and gave his respect most to the Poseidon. Yet despite all of his prayers and rituals, he did not heed the muses songs of woe. For despite it all, he couldn’t read his tools correctly. And so, his wife married to her suitor, his son having a new man to call father, his home of Happy Bay no more his own, and to the sea he’s to remain unknown. Let this be a lesson to those sailors who are still as green as grass. To be both respectful to the gods, and knowledgeable.
Only tomato can make a greek tragedy as a whole stream
Geek tragedy 😞
Gnome, Tomato’s previous Sailwind streams were the first vods/videos I saw of Tomato, it’s what got me hooked. I’ve watched every highlight video ever since, including all the old ones. This’ll be the one time I don’t watch the highlight though, I must savor this one.
happy to hear! sailwind is also a personal favorite of mine
@@GnomeChompskiGeso did you read my urge review?
His original streams made me buy this game. I bought every ship and traveled to every island and made alot of profit from trading to each archipelago. I put Lateen sails on everything lol.
Oh and the Sanbuq (the big Al Ankh one) is the hardest to sink from storms and is my favorite ship.
I never fished in the game I just buy cheese and water and have a video in picture in picture in the corner for long voyages.
This is what happens when you forget to scream "HARK, TRITON!" before a voyage.
BON VOYAGEE! [goblin cackle]
Tomato "Literary Allegory" Gaming hath sailed once more!
the wind waker music really brings out his ramblings to the next level
The Opissey had a purpose
Oupiss would say that
we need a 24hour AI voice edit of tomato saying "executive maneger" over and over again
I cant wait for the full VOD to come out, I feel like a large part of the "Sailwind Experience (TM)" is slowly going insane over an extended period of time!
Happy bay was about 35.5 Latitude and 3.5 longitude and he went to 6. I overshot it by around 217 nautical miles or 249 miles. He could have turned around but I guess he ran out of time streaming lol
He traveled about 1100 nautical miles and was closest to happy bay at around 890ish and went past it.
"The Odyssey truely had a purpose..."
- Tomato "Oupiss" Gaming
i love sailwind and im genuinely DESTROYED that tomato didnt get to happy bay AGAIN
"Transported to a magical high sail fantasy, but I'm from Boston"
6:18
"TABLE?! What kind of tables you-THAT SAYS CHAIR!!! No no no, that's the same thing! You can't-those are the same item, *that's a chair!"*
~Tomato "Patron of Cursed Mike's carpentry" Gaming
Once again, happy bay is the unachievable dream, tomato's glass cealing
An historically accurate depiction of the Odyssey, starring Tomato Gaming.
As a historyoliger I can confirm this story is true and also tomato is Odysseus
Hey guys what if Tamto is the monster? What if he's in the wrong? What if he's the problem that been hiding all along?
Nice limerick, good prose. 7 / 10!
@@xXRickTrolledXx nah I'm just quoting a song it's not my idea
What if Katey is really the protagonist?
They're dropping like flies whenever he's around
I saw Tomato fall into the swap from which he spawned. I heard them laugh and say they never liked him anyways
“Check the scoreboard”
-Zeus
Too tragic to be a comedy. Too comedic to be a tragedy. Such is the fate of the red man.
The living tragicomedy.😊
Can't believe we just got the entire plot of Canto 11 this early
the fairwind fumbler is BACK BABYYYY
Come one come all and lend me thy ear, today you shall hear the trials and tribulations of Tamto The Elder's ancient chronicles, hunting for the mythical Happy Bay.
Tomato suffers the wrath of Pisseidon and gets eaten by Polypissemus.
Damn, that merchant's map had some hardcore copy protection
the jumpcuts really show Tamtoes unhinged side well.
Tomato has never been the same since he played Urge
This is the last time I trust a landlubber to have a good pair o' sea legs under em
One must imagine Opissius happy(bay)
Bro is gonna be coping all the way to the sacrificial altar that Poseidon's got his back and will intervene at the last moment
Listening to this saga of Tamto "Opisseus" Gaming with the Epic the Musical soundtrack in the background elevated the experience 10 fold.
Chat: "The rainbow is the glint on Zeus' scope"
Music: "⚡️🎵🎶 Thunder, bring her through the wringer! Show her I'm the judgment call; the one who makes her kingdom fall! 🎵🎶⚡️"
One day he'll reach Happy Bay. Just not today.
I REMMBER... THE OLD DAYS.... THE DAYS OF HAPPYY BAY...
tomato losing his mind on the high seas is always a+ content
Ah yes, Sailwind. Legitimately some of Tamtam's best streams.
Thank you, Gnome of Gnomes. :)
The wind waker ost made half of this stream feel like a fever dream
Barely a minute in, and he straight up Indrasa'd the cartographer... brilliant.
Cursed by Poseidon to forever drift and never reach his home again. Yeah that’s tomato.
Oh I was just watching the other sailwind edit yesterday. This is awesome!
The Tomatossey had a purpose
I had to leave my office because I was laughing too hard at this one, you did great Gnome. I'm so glad Tomato is our streamer.
Sailwind is the last thing I expected to see from the loud fruit
I get that plane tickets are a little pricey Tomato, but was it really necessary to get those "huge savings" by sailing to New Zealando all on your own dude? You barely know your way around a car, let alone a boat!
At least he's not going fishing this time, I guess... Well, Layna's gonna have to be the one that fishes _him_ out of the Pacific ocean...
Bro went from merchant to pirate in under 20min of in game time.
This man is gonna sail into the unknown and wind up in Unhappy Bay next time
2YEARS! 2 years since he referenced this type of stream. Reference, meat realm, gnomechompski video.
legit gasped when i saw the notification of a sailwind stream, kind of embarrassing to be honest
Always rember happy bay
Tomato, respecting the creatures of the seas? That's not my streamer! Stick 'em in the bioreactor!
Tomato’s been playing too much Sparking Zero with how he pronounced Hercules
O. S. H. A. R. E.
Truly a Greek Tragedy
Opissius thought he was yhe main character when in reality he was a spongebob side character
Thank you for boosting the music 10 years in and tomato still refuses to set any in game volume above 20%
HAPPY BAY REMAINS HIS BANE
Of course he drops this the day I want to read the odyssey
Captain goonbeard is back on the high seas. Might just be the greatest pirate this world has ever seen. Haven't watched the video yet, I just assume it all go's really swell
Gnomes editing style cant be beat
It’s crazy outis from limbus company went through this
This is what the history books hide
The end of this video had the same energy as spongebob and patrick reading Mr.Krabs map.
those 8 hours are condensed real tight 😏😏
My streamer will never see happy bay
We're never making it to Happy Bay, this is so OVER
maybe the real happy bay was the journey not the destination.
Maybe next sailwind stream he’ll make it to happy bay
I love tomato. He's such a nasty gamer :)
POSIDEN KEEPIN' IT REEEALLL, WOOOOOO
Sextant Stevens rise up!
i think this game would be a lot cooler if there was pirates or even the option to steal from other sailors.
This soundtrack 💜
Opissius
More sailwind lets fuckin go
Why if it isn’t the game in which it is 2 minutes gameplay, 6 hours being lost and succumbing to scurvy and sea madness
One day we will make it to Happy Bay..
I thought Tomato would make it after scamming a map.
What a banger of a video
hehe haha!
Why did we stick to Opissius 😂
Amateur sea pirate/coconut thief that doesn't even have an ad blocker SMH.
sextant stevens W
HAPPY BAY HYPE
Gnome is so quick geez
Hope Tomato isn't holding them at gunpoint.
That's fucked up, I just had a dream about this game last night
Thank you tomato, for being yourself and making me and many others smile laugh and feel seen brother. I found my path, I walk with Jesus Christ, learning the ways of God. You and many other in my life helped me get there. Watching you for so long, I saw how slowly you changed, showing how kind you actually are. Much respect M, for reals man. I almost let my inner child die. Love ya man, I hope I see you In heaven brother 😊
wat
It's only gotten started and I am 100x more sick of AI slop than I have ever been sick of asset flip slop
530 like
This is sad why did you post this.
Lamo, another failure in sailwind
Tamto is literally almost 30 years old and yet he doesn't have an adblocker?
This soundtrack 💜