Getting a check mid-meal is the worse way to be thrown out of a restaurant especially if you are on a dinner date at a fancy restaurant, it's the staff saying you are a piece of shit and don't come back in the nicest way possible but it really hits hard and your dinner date will just leave
I worked at a local store and i made friends with with techie who did our computers, i had forgotten my water bottle and went back and a lady was unloading her items, i told her that this lane was closed but if she wanted to follow me to another lane she could. She pitched a mimi fit. By now i was open on another lane and she missed out on being first by throwing a hissy fit cause the computers were getting fixed and i wasnt helping her...
I hate Portland! Used to be my favorite city but the people are horrible now and I refuse to stop when I travel through! Not even for gas. I miss it... so beautiful!
Stormcry I’ve always wanted to! Besides being a huge Stephen King fan, it’s always looked so beautiful in that part of the country!! I grew up in Washington state so I love greenery! Lol!
Yeah... They have been getting snooty in the last few years, the housing crisis has just made it worst. It's like some are saying "I can afford to live here, bow before royalty! " I'll pass
I guess im asking the wrong place but does anyone know a way to get back into an instagram account?? I stupidly forgot my password. I would appreciate any help you can give me!
@Karter Marcus Thanks so much for your reply. I got to the site on google and Im in the hacking process atm. Looks like it's gonna take quite some time so I will get back to you later with my results.
Funny thing about the first story. I read the same story in a Mickey Mouse magazine years back. I remember Goofy being the protagonist, dozing on a chest waiting for his delivery to be unloaded by the workers.
There's a wall seperating them. I've lived in lots of homes where a bathroom and the kitchen were that close. It makes sense since both rooms need plumbing, so it runs in the wall between them.
Nothing. She didn't have a question, some folks have it in their heads that as long as they can get in the door they can't be thrown out and can do their shopping in peace. A sensible person could have asked through the door but she wanted IN and hoped corporate required workers to be pushovers.
"I'm sorry, I'm not with the Store" - has been a much more effective method of telling customers that I don't work here. And I have to wear my NCR Badge at all times in a customer's site.
The last story the one near the rest room situation was horrible he has no right to treat her that rather she works there or not do you seriously want to angry the possible person who cooks your food? Or give the possible person who owns the restaurant? He manage piss off both yeah I know OP didn't work there still managed to piss off the people who work there and made his date realizing dumping his butt is the best idea man theres probably reason why he's signal gutter bucket of pit stain of a man! I live in a town where those idiots are too common!
Business Idea: POS service company named "I Don't Work Here". Have the company name emblazoned in large letters on the uniform shirt. So many different uses for the name in normal conversation too. "So, where do you work?" "I Don't Work Here."
Hmm… Rude, egotistical, misogynistic, possibly rich but definitely a jerk man has his hand gesture publicly rejected by his female companion. Remind you of anyone you’ve seen on the news?
"Fortunately we are in a massive metropolitan city, and I was able to follow her only half a block before I saw a police officer". HAHAHAHAHA! Obviously not the UK then. We don't have police on patrol keeping the streets and honest citizens safe any more, only faceless people in speeding cars responding to crimes already committed and victims already created. Let me know where you live, I wanna go there.
Don't believe the first one. It's way to close to the joke where the new CEO of a company is visiting a branch and sees some guy leaning against a wall. Wanting to show everyone who's the boss and he won't allow slackers he goes up to the guy and asks how much he makes in a week. Guy says $400. CEO gives him $800 and tells him to get out and never come back. Guy leaves and CEO asks what his job was. Someone tells him he was the pizza delivery guy and was waiting for his money.
Getting a check mid-meal is the worse way to be thrown out of a restaurant especially if you are on a dinner date at a fancy restaurant, it's the staff saying you are a piece of shit and don't come back in the nicest way possible but it really hits hard and your dinner date will just leave
I worked at a local store and i made friends with with techie who did our computers, i had forgotten my water bottle and went back and a lady was unloading her items, i told her that this lane was closed but if she wanted to follow me to another lane she could. She pitched a mimi fit. By now i was open on another lane and she missed out on being first by throwing a hissy fit cause the computers were getting fixed and i wasnt helping her...
Justice lol
Best part is the "don't touch me."
I hate Portland! Used to be my favorite city but the people are horrible now and I refuse to stop when I travel through! Not even for gas. I miss it... so beautiful!
Go to the "Other" Portland, it's much nicer :) Portland, Maine FTW!!!
Stormcry I’ve always wanted to! Besides being a huge Stephen King fan, it’s always looked so beautiful in that part of the country!! I grew up in Washington state so I love greenery! Lol!
Yeah... They have been getting snooty in the last few years, the housing crisis has just made it worst. It's like some are saying "I can afford to live here, bow before royalty! " I'll pass
Keep driving south to Eugene Oregon its alot better not perfect but i hate Portland too 😉
Karen always fells like she won when a manager is nice and does what she wants. Just nod and smile as she walks away.
I guess im asking the wrong place but does anyone know a way to get back into an instagram account??
I stupidly forgot my password. I would appreciate any help you can give me!
@Emmanuel Harlan Instablaster ;)
@Karter Marcus Thanks so much for your reply. I got to the site on google and Im in the hacking process atm.
Looks like it's gonna take quite some time so I will get back to you later with my results.
@Karter Marcus it worked and I actually got access to my account again. Im so happy:D
Thank you so much you saved my account !
@Emmanuel Harlan glad I could help :)
Funny thing about the first story. I read the same story in a Mickey Mouse magazine years back. I remember Goofy being the protagonist, dozing on a chest waiting for his delivery to be unloaded by the workers.
My sweet morning with crazy people knocking at my door!
I had to chuckle at POS software. Neat double meaning (Point of Sale and Piece of sh**). I've worked IT, so the 2nd meaning is one I know the best.
Hey. I would definitely buy a shirt that says"I DON'T WORK HERE LADY!!!"
Get a custom printed shirt "If you think I work here your an idiot"
Rest Room near where the chef is working? Ewww . . . Thank you, Red Wheel and Kitty for these splendid stories. 🐱💖😉
The chef can't help it, it's not like he designed and built the building.
There's a wall seperating them. I've lived in lots of homes where a bathroom and the kitchen were that close. It makes sense since both rooms need plumbing, so it runs in the wall between them.
OP should leave Portland, that city is jacked up.
You know, I don't work here Lady, just might make a good movie.
The sequel could be Attack of the Karens........LOL
I feel like it should be a TV Series 😜
What was that lady's question? What was so damn important? We need an update!
Probably wanted to know the hours...
Nothing. She didn't have a question, some folks have it in their heads that as long as they can get in the door they can't be thrown out and can do their shopping in peace. A sensible person could have asked through the door but she wanted IN and hoped corporate required workers to be pushovers.
To ask if they had any Grey Poupon
I wonder if that was Le Pigeon
When the op says he worked as a “pos” I thought he meant “piece of shit” 😂
That paying the non-employee money and firing him is an old joke. The way I heard it was a UPS guy on a loading dock. Other versions too. :-)
Pizza delivery guy.
That first one made me laugh
"I'm sorry, I'm not with the Store" - has been a much more effective method of telling customers that I don't work here.
And I have to wear my NCR Badge at all times in a customer's site.
Saying that generally works, but that only works on the people that have a brain and can read and write.
First story is a classic joke, and still gets told and retold.
The last story the one near the rest room situation was horrible he has no right to treat her that rather she works there or not do you seriously want to angry the possible person who cooks your food? Or give the possible person who owns the restaurant? He manage piss off both yeah I know OP didn't work there still managed to piss off the people who work there and made his date realizing dumping his butt is the best idea man theres probably reason why he's signal gutter bucket of pit stain of a man!
I live in a town where those idiots are too common!
I forget how many times I heard that first story.
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Business Idea: POS service company named "I Don't Work Here". Have the company name emblazoned in large letters on the uniform shirt. So many different uses for the name in normal conversation too.
"So, where do you work?"
"I Don't Work Here."
It wouldn't work, some karen would still say "Don't lie to me" or "I know you work here, I saw you blank days ago"
Some people just don't read/look at what is in front of them.
First story: A fool and his money are soon parted.
Hmm… Rude, egotistical, misogynistic, possibly rich but definitely a jerk man has his hand gesture publicly rejected by his female companion. Remind you of anyone you’ve seen on the news?
"Fortunately we are in a massive metropolitan city, and I was able to follow her only half a block before I saw a police officer". HAHAHAHAHA! Obviously not the UK then. We don't have police on patrol keeping the streets and honest citizens safe any more, only faceless people in speeding cars responding to crimes already committed and victims already created. Let me know where you live, I wanna go there.
That first story has been around for years, in many different variations.
Don't believe the first one. It's way to close to the joke where the new CEO of a company is visiting a branch and sees some guy leaning against a wall. Wanting to show everyone who's the boss and he won't allow slackers he goes up to the guy and asks how much he makes in a week. Guy says $400. CEO gives him $800 and tells him to get out and never come back. Guy leaves and CEO asks what his job was. Someone tells him he was the pizza delivery guy and was waiting for his money.
I love the ending of the pushy man who got dissed at the end!
Nice
Very early.. Sweet. Looking forawrd for the video
Goodnight all
been there as a manager in a pizza joint of allplaces. good one.
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The narrator sounds like both actor Seth rogan and also Rick from Pawnstars
3 commercials. Before we start. No thumbs s up for you.
Man I wish there is the job title of. I punch rude customers in the face. Man stories like this would happen a lot less.
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YEY I'M THE FIFTH COMMENT! WOOHOO
Your commentary is getting better and better!
2 of 3 are repeats of stories you have done at least 2 previous times.
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