Best of Tom Segura & Theo Von - PART 2

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  • Опубликовано: 17 дек 2024

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  • @willieschick7315
    @willieschick7315 3 года назад +666

    I love looking under a compilation video and seeing , “2 hours ago”. I get a half chub.

    • @gbhusk
      @gbhusk 3 года назад +14

      Especially Theo

    • @Agu85
      @Agu85 3 года назад +7

      Same..

    • @naturevalleycrunch5502
      @naturevalleycrunch5502 3 года назад +3

      i love seeing 2 hours long

    • @akaCesar
      @akaCesar 3 года назад +9

      half? i get straight oak Willie

    • @ext93
      @ext93 3 года назад

      Turn into a telescope

  • @jennymulinaro6036
    @jennymulinaro6036 2 года назад +211

    Tom responds so matter-of-factly with that “Uh-huh” or “Yeh” to nearly all of Theo’s insane dialogue, and it’s oddly balanced and calming. Comedic mind yoga. Lol

    • @TheHellRanger
      @TheHellRanger 2 года назад +11

      He lets him speak because he knows how much gold comes out of Theos mouth

    • @jennymulinaro6036
      @jennymulinaro6036 2 года назад +4

      @@TheHellRanger true. I just like the WAY he lets him speak lol

  • @ThebigC925
    @ThebigC925 3 года назад +597

    “I was in a self-esteem room. Just a bunch of people trying to feel better” what a genius hahaha

    • @daleoriane6974
      @daleoriane6974 3 года назад +7

      The quickest

    • @PureEville1
      @PureEville1 3 года назад +2

      *DEAD*

    • @ACarter87
      @ACarter87 Год назад +1

      Yea bro that was “genius”
      My nephew that’s 9 says these exact same things, he’s not a stand up comedian or a genius sooooo….
      Tells you all you need to know about Theos audience

    • @ThebigC925
      @ThebigC925 Год назад

      @@ACarter87 just another Cheeto-fingered nerd replying to comments from last year 😂

    • @kenbrock5441
      @kenbrock5441 Год назад +5

      @@ACarter87 and?

  • @brandonreyes7113
    @brandonreyes7113 3 года назад +731

    Theos idea of being part of his community is signing up for class action lawsuits.

  • @icey2203
    @icey2203 3 года назад +147

    Theo is a national treasure. Never seen anybody drop a line like he does 😂💀

  • @cellagp321
    @cellagp321 2 года назад +67

    "I have bad circulation in my legs but I can do almost anything with my arms"😭 I can't explain it but I did the hard teary-eyed laugh at that.

  • @ggarr91
    @ggarr91 3 года назад +361

    “He was Hufflepuff I was fucking Sniffyndor” I fucking spit my food out this man just hit me with the nastiest curveball of all time

    • @Drknow1984
      @Drknow1984 3 года назад +19

      Theo is so off the top funny, just that guy who’s always cracking wise with the homies.

  • @WEASEL4873
    @WEASEL4873 3 года назад +292

    “I’ll grow long hair out of my own head”

    • @bradleyroche7233
      @bradleyroche7233 3 года назад +5

      Done and done 🙆

    • @Shin90x
      @Shin90x 3 года назад +1

      I grow it out my ballsack

    • @ext93
      @ext93 3 года назад +3

      @@Shin90x that sack mullet bro

    • @evanabbott2737
      @evanabbott2737 3 года назад +13

      “It’s easier than you think!”🤣

    • @jimmynovak7913
      @jimmynovak7913 3 года назад

      I lost it when he said that! Hahaha Theo makes me laugh till I’m cryin w the dumbest shit. It’s too funny. . .

  • @StealthyLiving
    @StealthyLiving 3 года назад +80

    If Karl Pilkington ever met Theo Von the space time continuum would be in jeopardy.

    • @WhiteRose-CODM
      @WhiteRose-CODM 3 года назад +3

      Yes

    • @charlottem.1477
      @charlottem.1477 3 года назад +3

      Oh no… oh noooo… Fuck dude, what did you do?

    • @jshaw4757
      @jshaw4757 2 года назад +8

      You just ruined my existence knowing that that meet up is probably never gonna happen

    • @hansteevO0666
      @hansteevO0666 Год назад +5

      This must happen. Karl and Theo riffing for 3 hrs while Ricky Gervais and Tom Segura provide color Commentary

  • @deepfriedvibes2432
    @deepfriedvibes2432 3 года назад +153

    "I grew up in that class action belt"

    • @andreranch6161
      @andreranch6161 3 года назад +1

      Shit was so funny LMAO

    • @ThatB1ueSS
      @ThatB1ueSS 3 года назад +1

      Also the rabies belt and the stray animal belt 🤣

    • @tc4423
      @tc4423 3 года назад +2

      R.I.P. Susan

  • @fadew55
    @fadew55 Год назад +53

    3:34 that giggle is the most genuine giggle I've ever heard from Tom. He was so caught off guard by the double down of bed then HOUSE lmao

  • @ISquintsI
    @ISquintsI 3 года назад +65

    Idk why but that hair bit about about him growing it out FUCKING kills me every time like it’s like a child speaking through a grown man. He has a beautiful mind

  • @STOPSYPHER
    @STOPSYPHER 3 года назад +67

    "I'm gonna be probly dead at some point"

  • @LKNDIY
    @LKNDIY 3 года назад +39

    “So he was a real outdoorsman” 😂

    • @nipiotrowski
      @nipiotrowski 2 года назад +3

      I lost it when he said that

  • @AwesomeGamesShow
    @AwesomeGamesShow 2 года назад +26

    Theo saying he doesn't know if he could sleep in the same house as his girlfriend made Tom turn into Lee for half a second lmfao

    • @lisameehan24-7
      @lisameehan24-7 2 года назад +2

      He's the perfect boyfriend.

    • @BearFattfilm
      @BearFattfilm 2 года назад +4

      I’ve been single so long I think it’d be weird to sleep in the same bed with anyone. I’ve done it in the past but I don’t know now. I feel too old for that shit.

  • @nickysantoro314
    @nickysantoro314 3 года назад +28

    What grill do you see in the back of burger king? It's two sisters ready to fist fight. I honestly can't stop laughing at that part.

  • @ethanboone2166
    @ethanboone2166 3 года назад +24

    I love how they both feed off each other’s vibe

  • @kennethkretschmer1027
    @kennethkretschmer1027 3 года назад +78

    The last scene in this where Tom is prodding for specifics in Theo’s crazy story made me realize that he is prodding for content, looking for the angle that he can expand on. These two are a good match, Theo doesn’t always feel comfortable enough to be as creative as he was on these exchanges.

    • @lmpfunk
      @lmpfunk 3 года назад +17

      A lot of people think Theo goes over Tom’s head but you explained it so well- Tom is just going along pulling as much as he can out of Theo because he knows it will be gold.

    • @ethanessex4547
      @ethanessex4547 3 года назад +4

      lmao chill out

    • @Chris-zo4vu
      @Chris-zo4vu 2 года назад +1

      @@ethanessex4547 lmao got eat a corn-dog

    • @5PYZ3R
      @5PYZ3R Год назад

      lol yeah I thought that when Theo was talking about the meth head making pizza and Tom wanted to know about the pizza

  • @theMrTJF
    @theMrTJF 2 года назад +7

    “ ain’t no grill at Burger King, it’s two sistas in the back about to fist fight “ lmaoooooooooo 🤣

  • @derektemple4500
    @derektemple4500 3 года назад +11

    Theo’s sense of humor speaks to my soul

  • @mammoth-puppy3246
    @mammoth-puppy3246 3 года назад +26

    “They paint the stripes on that?” Holy shit Tom

  • @officialdiegofurlan
    @officialdiegofurlan 2 года назад +11

    10:50 "and a lot of times numbers, you know, they go... I mean numbers know what they're doing, they're organized" lmao

  • @Sapporo212
    @Sapporo212 3 года назад +23

    “My legs fell asleep in an Uber the other day”

  • @Iwontreadyourreply
    @Iwontreadyourreply 3 года назад +18

    I kept thinking why is Theos orange juice so far away then realized half way through it was a candle

    • @jshaw4757
      @jshaw4757 2 года назад

      Ow it is orange juice bro..it's just theo likes flaming orange juice 1 meter away from him at all times..

    • @SarahSkinnyJeans
      @SarahSkinnyJeans Год назад

      Lmfao this is an underrated comment

  • @leek5682
    @leek5682 Год назад +3

    “I had this bag of stuff, you know, and it’s in like a garbage bag right, and so it’s just like different things in there”
    No one wanted to know what he had? I do 😂

  • @montanaelkwhisperer1744
    @montanaelkwhisperer1744 2 года назад +5

    "He sounds like a real outdoorsman!" I snorted so loud that it scared the dog.

  • @foodank_atr817
    @foodank_atr817 3 года назад +12

    Theo 'signs up' for class action suits like sweepstakes.

  • @youknow12341000
    @youknow12341000 3 года назад +7

    11:55 saving the Hufflepuff and Sniffendor thing for later lol

  • @JS-nu3kv
    @JS-nu3kv Год назад +1

    "Class action belt" is underrated..."RIP Susan"

  • @Yunggillyx
    @Yunggillyx 2 года назад +4

    "i invision having one of those houses with a sidewalk thats really close" 😂😂

  • @jasonsharpe9963
    @jasonsharpe9963 2 года назад +7

    You know it’s funny when you hear laughing in the background 😂

  • @mudslinger8694
    @mudslinger8694 2 года назад +14

    Can you imagine having this guy as a friend???😂😂... I'd have an 8 PAcK ABS from laughing....

  • @Blackbirdinthedeadofnight
    @Blackbirdinthedeadofnight 3 года назад +32

    They should do a podcast together they have a fantastic dynamic

    • @duhduu6658
      @duhduu6658 3 года назад +1

      how tf do you think they got these clips

    • @Blackbirdinthedeadofnight
      @Blackbirdinthedeadofnight 3 года назад +12

      @@duhduu6658 I meant a whole podcast not an episode obviously.

  • @reillydoller806
    @reillydoller806 Год назад +1

    Huff’n’puff and Sniffyndor are the funniest things I’ve ever heard 😂

  • @bdon746
    @bdon746 3 года назад +40

    Just found this channel and have been binge watching. Holy shit this is just full of great content. Keep the videos coming brother!

  • @gbhusk
    @gbhusk 3 года назад +8

    This is one of the best duos

  • @timheppe5250
    @timheppe5250 3 года назад +19

    It’s like hiding a crab leg in your sweater😂

  • @Swampboiii
    @Swampboiii Год назад +2

    Theo saying growing his hair out was easier than you think
    I love it

  • @RickRomo
    @RickRomo Год назад +4

    Tom feeling insulted over how flame broiled whoppers are made at 0:50 is a highlight.

    • @moniqueengleman873
      @moniqueengleman873 4 месяца назад

      I am insulted too.
      I thought they charbroil those burgwrs

  • @OhHelloMarcus
    @OhHelloMarcus 2 года назад +8

    “Sounds like a real outdoorsman” that broke me

  • @philip3855
    @philip3855 Год назад +3

    Tom is a good reciprocator, had Theo in his groves😂 laughed my ass off

  • @michaeladams6847
    @michaeladams6847 Год назад +1

    2:40 bold thing to say directly to a balding man 😂

  • @robertoleal8214
    @robertoleal8214 2 года назад +14

    that laugh at 3:35 brought me back to life

  • @toriallen8874
    @toriallen8874 2 года назад +2

    3:28 "I don't know if I could sleep in the same bed. I don't want to sleep in the same house." I've never related to anything more in my life.

  • @_pastillas_3086
    @_pastillas_3086 3 года назад +9

    3:36 sounds like lee syatt😂

    • @little.wing.
      @little.wing. 3 года назад

      Been haning around Bert too much

  • @adamfoley5285
    @adamfoley5285 2 года назад +6

    9:00.. funniest part of the whole video. Rewatched his expression 3 times hahaha

  • @nicholassmith8212
    @nicholassmith8212 3 года назад +21

    Whoever is uploading these videos god bless you keep it coming!

  • @WhiteRose-CODM
    @WhiteRose-CODM 3 года назад +9

    'Numbers know what theyre doing, theyre organised'

  • @KiingSmoothie
    @KiingSmoothie 3 года назад +4

    bruh the laugh in the background 3:04 😂😭

  • @EyezofLA
    @EyezofLA Год назад +1

    "dude I was in a self esteem room" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Z_Diboll
    @Z_Diboll 2 года назад +2

    3:34
    Tom does a great Ryan Sickler impression

  • @__belial__
    @__belial__ 2 года назад +2

    “OH I WROTE THE FORWARD FOR THAT BOOK”
    ok bro

  • @BriceBeak
    @BriceBeak 3 года назад +7

    “With my arms I can do almost anything”

  • @jasonsworld333
    @jasonsworld333 Год назад +1

    Hes entertaining af because he could literally say anything.

  • @newkidontheblockism
    @newkidontheblockism 2 года назад +5

    For the record, Burger King does have a conveyor belt charbroiler that they cook the burgers on but the “2 sisters in the back about to fight” is accurate

  • @Strawhatpoofy
    @Strawhatpoofy Год назад +1

    4:53 I love how fast theo bursts out laughing as soon as he hears the audio. You can see how sudden it is even just in his eyes.

  • @littlemoo52
    @littlemoo52 3 года назад +4

    He’s a real outdoorsman…😂

  • @johnwheeler5916
    @johnwheeler5916 11 месяцев назад +1

    Lmao Guinness is goated bruh 😂

  • @MattH-wg7ou
    @MattH-wg7ou 3 года назад +6

    Lmao the way they responded makes me think they DEFINITELY do NOT sleep in the same bed anymore! Probably one of them snores a lot or something.

    • @virgie4715
      @virgie4715 3 года назад +3

      Right! Tom def snores 😂 if they still slept in the same bed it would’ve been an immediate yes

  • @bertbino3846
    @bertbino3846 2 года назад +3

    Been binging all these videos. These cuts are hilarious 😂

  • @daavids55
    @daavids55 Год назад +1

    I'd love to see Tom and Theo make a pod

  • @Redmartian2000
    @Redmartian2000 Год назад

    5:05 those cars were just fleeing the scene 😂😂

  • @dyldayoungin2197
    @dyldayoungin2197 2 года назад +1

    3:06 the dude laughing faintly in the background is losing his goddamn mind rn😂😂😂

  • @benjaminrich9396
    @benjaminrich9396 Год назад

    "I grew up in the class action belt" - hilarious. :)

  • @Walklikelions
    @Walklikelions 3 года назад +18

    Keep it coming! Great content for that little fix of good times.

  • @jacobbeal843
    @jacobbeal843 3 года назад +4

    Tom in the second clip hits the most dad facepalm ever

  • @cherie6983
    @cherie6983 2 года назад +3

    Theo is the funniest bro😂

  • @josephvanwyk2088
    @josephvanwyk2088 3 года назад +9

    Theo - the master of comedy. The guy will make anyone laugh.

  • @p_hat
    @p_hat Год назад

    tom segura definitely doesnt sleep in the same bed as his wife, that defensiveness was perfect lol

  • @Pr3st0ne
    @Pr3st0ne 3 года назад +9

    "I was in the class action belt" lmao Theo is so unintentionally funny it's insane

    • @tanner9012
      @tanner9012 3 года назад +6

      It’s intentional

  • @DontRush911
    @DontRush911 3 года назад +2

    Theo has an iconic “huh”

  • @kyledufty7039
    @kyledufty7039 Год назад

    "Crotch froth" 😂😂😂 I'm dieing

  • @jameslerchjr.2061
    @jameslerchjr.2061 3 года назад +4

    Lol, he had to laugh at his own aftermarket joke... but keeps a straight face with his numbers are organized joke, haha

  • @john_clevername
    @john_clevername 2 года назад +1

    This feels like a fever dream and im here for it

  • @LB_Munster
    @LB_Munster 3 года назад +3

    My 2 favorite comedians!

  • @RickRomo
    @RickRomo Год назад

    "numbers know what they're doing. they're well organized." - Theo

  • @lDarkfoxxl
    @lDarkfoxxl Год назад

    "Sounds like a real outdoorsman" 😂😂😂

  • @jessewru6425
    @jessewru6425 Год назад

    “They call it the Cincinnati shuffle” 🤣

  • @ConfusedHomoSapien
    @ConfusedHomoSapien 2 года назад +14

    3:02 That laugh in the background was me this entire video 😂

  • @nicholsaustin2598
    @nicholsaustin2598 3 года назад

    “It’s like a Sam Adam’s down there” lololol I’m dead

  • @johns5263
    @johns5263 3 года назад +2

    Numbers know what they doin, they’re organized

  • @opibegoob7585
    @opibegoob7585 3 года назад +7

    Tbh I like the idea of having a huge bed so I can get some space and some cool sheets if I need to

  • @VINI-VIDI-VICI289
    @VINI-VIDI-VICI289 Год назад

    Thank god Theo Von excist the guy saved me from depression 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @axelmg89
    @axelmg89 Год назад

    Theo Von is the perfect GTA character.

  • @mike6474
    @mike6474 3 года назад +4

    im just here for theo having banter with someone who isnt brenda

  • @obviousgreyman
    @obviousgreyman 3 года назад +7

    Why does it seem like Theo makes Tom nervous?

  • @DonLewis9274
    @DonLewis9274 3 года назад +1

    Philadelphia checking in. 4:53 I remember this you can tell by my dudes accent he's from Philadelphia.

  • @georgehampton7579
    @georgehampton7579 2 года назад

    Sounds like a real outdoorsman!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @giri.goyo_yt
    @giri.goyo_yt 2 года назад +1

    ANGRY JIMINY CRICKET!? SNIFFYNDOR!? I love Theo.

  • @DekkarJr
    @DekkarJr Год назад

    "I'll sign up for a class action about hair dryers killin people "
    omfg lol

  • @germanreactionchannel3574
    @germanreactionchannel3574 Год назад +1

    The crack Up in the Background at 3:05 got me dead 🤣

    • @adammillsindustries.
      @adammillsindustries. Год назад +1

      LOL they seemed to make it into an awkward moment like he was insulting them. He only asked some couples in love still have different beds like if one snores or something. 😂

    • @germanreactionchannel3574
      @germanreactionchannel3574 Год назад

      ​@@adammillsindustries. Theo knows how to got Everybody crack Up haha 🤣. He is the fucking best 🤣

  • @Vinny_donuts
    @Vinny_donuts 3 года назад +1

    Houses that have sidewalks that are really close 😂😂

  • @lewisblackwiththenicehair
    @lewisblackwiththenicehair Год назад

    The Cincinatti Shuffle 😂

  • @skyboogie7219
    @skyboogie7219 2 года назад

    The Cincinnati shuffle I’m weak 🤣🤣 bein from Cincinnati I can confirm 🤣

  • @cubanian385
    @cubanian385 3 года назад +5

    Theo Von looks like Tom Brady lite.

  • @thebushchechen
    @thebushchechen Год назад

    Cheers for the uploads bro 🎉

  • @meatloafTheman
    @meatloafTheman 3 года назад +3

    That’s that get rid of your first wife shit. 😂😂😂

  • @Grace-wd5fe
    @Grace-wd5fe 2 года назад +2

    Tom’s look at 9:03 gets me every time

  • @napoleansolo5849
    @napoleansolo5849 Год назад

    “I like to hope that he dosed off” 😂

  • @biancablast8153
    @biancablast8153 3 года назад +3

    I love Theo!!💖💖thru him I've discovered other great comics