Cavalry was a stupid idea

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  • Опубликовано: 27 дек 2024

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  • @henrybuchanan6613
    @henrybuchanan6613 6 лет назад +7198

    Those are brave words for someone in lancing distance

    • @masonburton7676
      @masonburton7676 5 лет назад +48

      RAINBOW_REALITY underrated comment man

    • @lefoolish1989
      @lefoolish1989 5 лет назад +170

      brave words for someone riding towards my spear

    • @redpotato2585
      @redpotato2585 5 лет назад +28

      @@lefoolish1989 underrated comment man

    • @ikerd7182
      @ikerd7182 5 лет назад +15

      @Landsturmregiment underrated comment man

    • @Brugar18
      @Brugar18 5 лет назад +31

      @@lefoolish1989 Brave words for someone who gets charged in by fully plated medieval tank.

  • @kevincrady2831
    @kevincrady2831 4 года назад +4257

    Hannibal: "Yeah, you're right. Riding horses into battle is silly."
    Equip: Elephants

    • @oOZionOo
      @oOZionOo 4 года назад +53

      *Equips Elephants

    • @xhawkenx633
      @xhawkenx633 4 года назад +105

      Khmer: let add crossbows to those elephants

    • @yoursexualizedgrandparents6929
      @yoursexualizedgrandparents6929 4 года назад +6

      @@xhawkenx633 under rated

    • @maxmuller8633
      @maxmuller8633 4 года назад +20

      @@xhawkenx633 Funny how a smaller bolt can literally penetrate your armour better than a sawed off javelin

    • @xhawkenx633
      @xhawkenx633 4 года назад

      @@maxmuller8633?????

  • @redenabao2358
    @redenabao2358 5 лет назад +4772

    cavalry is a stupid name i prefer stallion battalion

    • @shrekonion8307
      @shrekonion8307 5 лет назад +404

      Steed stampede

    • @Saiyan_Goku
      @Saiyan_Goku 5 лет назад +19

      rey nietes nice

    • @pipebomber04
      @pipebomber04 5 лет назад +197

      Horse full force

    • @LukaSzent
      @LukaSzent 5 лет назад +158

      I prefer “A Mare Fanfare”.

    • @Marshal_Windsor
      @Marshal_Windsor 5 лет назад +12

      I swear that’s the name of an album can’t remember the bands name though

  • @zacharymohammadi
    @zacharymohammadi 4 года назад +873

    “Cavalry is stupid”
    This video was sponsored by Crassus INC.

    • @alfaholic3
      @alfaholic3 4 года назад +6

      😂😂

    • @ESFAndy011
      @ESFAndy011 4 года назад +4

      I see what you did there

    • @GiasJulii
      @GiasJulii 4 года назад +4

      LOL perfect

    • @guneygacka774
      @guneygacka774 3 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @numbdigger9552
      @numbdigger9552 3 года назад +7

      If only ancient people had dirtbikes...

  • @unjogratis936
    @unjogratis936 5 лет назад +1307

    *This Video is Sponsored by the Great Horses Plus*

  • @cyberinfotech8780
    @cyberinfotech8780 6 лет назад +2671

    To summarise:
    Calvary was stupid when it began.
    Then it became effective.
    Then cars and tanks came along and it went back to useless.

    • @IRMentat
      @IRMentat 6 лет назад +222

      you started well enough but it was massed artillery, mud and machine guns that put an end to horses.
      tanks and tracked vehicles (be it sleds, trains or trucks) took on the roles that 4 legged animals could not.
      Resupply infrastructure, spear-tip, scout and carrier of big guns.

    • @flare9757
      @flare9757 6 лет назад +1

      Cyber Infotech Hail the Mark 1 AFV!

    • @itssnapshot
      @itssnapshot 6 лет назад +19

      Cavalry

    • @bashkillszombies
      @bashkillszombies 6 лет назад +8

      Don't tell the police that.

    • @FrarmerFrank
      @FrarmerFrank 6 лет назад +19

      Really?
      Google WW2 Charge at Krojanty
      The Polish Calvary had Lances,yes,but the sword was replaced with pistols and Rifles and they were considered light mobile units similar to Jeeps with machine gun turrets
      Of course US Calvary vs Indians where they are shooting at each other on horses (not aiming for Horses which were "valuable spoils") is American History

  • @tyguy6296
    @tyguy6296 8 лет назад +2340

    i think MOST military tech was at one time considered pretty stupid.
    guns? ''here... hold this. it will explode, but if it holds together it should shoot this tiny bit out the end''
    planes? ''its made of canvas, wood, and paper... hop in and fly it! safe?? oh heavens no... the opposite in fact''
    everything is stupid until someone figures out how to make it ''not stupid'' and it gives them a massive advantage. then it's a game changer and they are brilliant

    • @PopTartNeko
      @PopTartNeko 8 лет назад +154

      it was pretty stupid but man do i want passenger zeppelins to come back

    • @tyguy6296
      @tyguy6296 8 лет назад +87

      PopTartNeko pretty sure we could get those to work safely now. i would love to take a trip on one

    • @Horvath_Gabor
      @Horvath_Gabor 8 лет назад +54

      We actually cannot get them work, at least not safely. There are only two gases than can reliably lift a big passenger zeppelin that could transport people/cargo across large distances: Hydrogen and Helium. Hydrogen is cheap (you can get it by electrolysing water) but ridiculously flammable, while Helium is much more stable, but since the US kept its reserves artificially cheap and wasted them for decades, so it is slowly becoming scarce enough that filling zeppelins with the stuff would be a waste.

    • @badegg4909
      @badegg4909 8 лет назад +18

      Well, and if we get some genius coming along making vacuum airships. JS. that would be the "Cheapest" by envelope filler. but I suspect the envelope itself would be space age expensive.

    • @SuperBonobob
      @SuperBonobob 8 лет назад +22

      But when something is stupid in hindsight then you know it really is stupid.

  • @jimmymac4559
    @jimmymac4559 4 года назад +249

    “Let’s invent something to get my old and frail mother-in-law on this unpredictable horse” said the optimistic Chinese man from 400A.D.

    • @banananotebook3331
      @banananotebook3331 3 года назад +12

      One has the feeling that said man was optimistic in more than one way.
      "While we're at it, why only limit it to horses? Why, with this invention why don't we get her to ride on an unpredictable bull instead? Or a tiger?"

  • @yorkshire_tea_innit8097
    @yorkshire_tea_innit8097 8 лет назад +440

    Horses naturally run in groups, they form stampedes. That would make it much easier to convince a horse to do a cav charge. Peer pressure.

    • @mistersharpe4375
      @mistersharpe4375 8 лет назад +99

      And when you are the typical combatant of a pre-industrial army (a farmer who only tagged along for loot), nothing is really going to convince you to stand your ground when facing something like that. First you falter, then you turn, you run, your buddies do the same and the fight is technically over.

    • @VeenSauce
      @VeenSauce 8 лет назад +7

      +Mister Sharpe Isn't that the point?

    • @Yotanido
      @Yotanido 8 лет назад +49

      Yes. He was reinforcing his point, not contradicting it...

    • @GamesFromSpace
      @GamesFromSpace 8 лет назад +15

      Except that the horses would be much more likely to stampede away from the enemy, because they're not stupid.

    • @cynicalpsycho5574
      @cynicalpsycho5574 8 лет назад +22

      next they'll all be smoking to try and fit in...

  • @feartheghus
    @feartheghus 6 лет назад +1451

    I can tell you why the first horses were ridden, it was quite probably not done for any advantage like using them for work or travel or combat, I bet it was just some idiots having a hold my beer moment.

    • @Tombombadillo999
      @Tombombadillo999 6 лет назад +42

      Bob Johnson thought the same, quite logical tbh

    • @GumaroRVillamil
      @GumaroRVillamil 6 лет назад +120

      Not to mention riding a horse is pretty cool. Even if just for getting around, it looks imposing. It could have also begun as a sort of status symbol. A "Look, Im a great chieftain and I can maintain these beautiful beasts", sort of thing

    • @kaizen5023
      @kaizen5023 6 лет назад +42

      hahahhaha Bob I never thought of it that way but oh man I just know you are right, this exactly how these things happen! "Hold my beer, watch this bro, I can totally jump on that thing and make it carry me around."

    • @novy9032
      @novy9032 6 лет назад +7

      @Bob Johnson It all probably developed into a rodeo after that.

    • @olenickel6013
      @olenickel6013 6 лет назад +18

      I'd suspect that riding horses was more of a thing that kids of nomad tribes started doing. Maybe parents put them on horseback with their baggage when they moved to new pastoral grounds and kids growing up with that might grow up to ride around on horseback. As horses grew bigger and probably with some experimentation in the sort of skirmish battlefields that would occur on the steppes and with knowledge of chariot warfare but without the economy to actually produce chariots, cavalry might have slowly evolved and then reached a point that it became efficient enough to produce an "oh shit"-moment when these tribes started raiding the civilized city states in the middle east.

  • @noahhoward2883
    @noahhoward2883 8 лет назад +2755

    To clarify: this video isn't saying that cavalry was ineffective throughout history; it obviously wasn't. It's about the numerous problems that needed to be solved by ancient cultures in order for cavalry to become effective.

    • @WG55
      @WG55 8 лет назад +235

      As usual, the commenters are judging the video based on the title.

    • @MrL702
      @MrL702 8 лет назад +13

      Muh not denying its effectiveness throughout history but its a dumb idea.

    • @panjul-g9h
      @panjul-g9h 8 лет назад +57

      alot of people need to see this, lindy has made a interesting video and instead people write a comment without watching it, sad really

    • @MrL702
      @MrL702 8 лет назад +18

      World's Future Leader They have watched the video. Quit being a stuck up fanboy.

    • @panjul-g9h
      @panjul-g9h 8 лет назад +15

      GetTrumped lol yeah, but they still don't understand

  • @JamieDionne
    @JamieDionne 4 года назад +1506

    Lindybeige: “Cavalry is a stupid idea”
    Mongol Empire: “Am I a joke to you?”

    • @belka8618
      @belka8618 4 года назад +203

      Mongolian horse archers
      Sassanid cataphracts
      Parthian horse archers
      Russian cossacks
      Polish hussars
      Ottoman sipahi
      French cuirassiers
      Etc etc
      And these are only some of the notable ones
      For thousands of years all armies needed cavalry

    • @wynnwong4008
      @wynnwong4008 4 года назад +36

      Well they're effective mainly due to the archery not the Calvary lol

    • @belka8618
      @belka8618 4 года назад +122

      @@wynnwong4008 "Mobile archery" thanks to the horses
      A group of archers couldn't have destroyed an entire roman army with little effort but horse archers did.
      Also the cataphracts and the hussars were amazing. The heavy cavalry charge was absolutely devastating to the infantry and the hussars... Well they saved vienna

    • @WhiteWolfsp93
      @WhiteWolfsp93 4 года назад +11

      mongols did use infantry, you know.

    • @JamieDionne
      @JamieDionne 4 года назад +87

      @@WhiteWolfsp93 No shit Sherlock. Everyone had infantry. I’m not brain dead. It’s just that the Mongols are very well known for their use of horses.

  • @Storming360
    @Storming360 5 лет назад +1834

    4.6k persians, mongols , turks and poles disliked this

    • @thegreatrainman2336
      @thegreatrainman2336 5 лет назад +38

      Sina Zarin also everyone that knows anything about history this fool is throwing up all over himself with stupidity cav was a game changer

    • @potatotop9532
      @potatotop9532 5 лет назад +75

      juan zatarain did u even watch the video

    • @stay10578
      @stay10578 5 лет назад +96

      @@thegreatrainman2336 Did you just read the title and base your opinion off of that?

    • @tannhasuervonhohenstein3728
      @tannhasuervonhohenstein3728 5 лет назад +24

      @@thegreatrainman2336 Horses could easily be beaten back by a wall of spears.
      Formations made to scare horses and kill them.
      When muskets came, they took an already used formation to go against horses. Cav were not easy to use.
      Also looking after thousands of men and a few hundred horses is a hard task alone.

    • @mihajlonovkovic3428
      @mihajlonovkovic3428 5 лет назад +14

      Persians, Mongols/Turkic nomadic horsemen, Winged Hussars, Christian crusader knights, Russian Cossacks, thats just a small list.

  • @mokopa
    @mokopa 7 лет назад +1210

    I heard "this video was sponsored by Great Horses Plus"

    • @htf5555
      @htf5555 7 лет назад +67

      So this was all horse propaganda

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 7 лет назад +16

      Courses are for horses.
      *xfiles.mid*

    • @LauraOvTheePsychicYouth
      @LauraOvTheePsychicYouth 6 лет назад

      Osmorosvo hahahaha

    • @pugilist102
      @pugilist102 6 лет назад +6

      The Barbarian Empires of the Steppes, from the Great Courses Plus, actually covers the topics discussed in this video.

    • @teaser6089
      @teaser6089 6 лет назад +2

      Stop horse abuse now! Donate $9,99 a month to stop the abuse of the horse.

  • @itsnotatoober
    @itsnotatoober 5 лет назад +871

    Mongols: "Hold my fermented horse milk."

    • @RiceMan31
      @RiceMan31 4 года назад +12

      Hold my Koumiss

    • @triangulum8869
      @triangulum8869 4 года назад +34

      Ahmet Akın Aydoğdu The mongols were actually just entirely horses disguised as humans.

    • @RiceMan31
      @RiceMan31 4 года назад +15

      @@triangulum8869 Wait, you weren't supposed to know that.

    • @musab9424
      @musab9424 4 года назад +6

      @@triangulum8869 I heard that centaurs are inspired by them because they are in a perfect accordance with horses so they are like a piece of horse

    • @JustScrapHD
      @JustScrapHD 4 года назад

      didnt use mongols primarily use horses for archers?

  • @DomingoDeSantaClara
    @DomingoDeSantaClara 4 года назад +88

    When the troops run short of food it's very easy to convert cavalry to carvery.

  • @Weykpotis
    @Weykpotis 6 лет назад +425

    "I have once been bareback riding, and so I can tell you that it's-- it's... _boy_ you have to grip with your thighs."
    -- Lindybeige, 2016.

  • @tomtom7955
    @tomtom7955 6 лет назад +698

    if horses where a terrible idea i cant wait for the elephant video

    • @walterbell1529
      @walterbell1529 6 лет назад +55

      Fenrir World-Eater one war animal that that everyone can agree on, that was awful in battle was the rhinoceros

    • @tyson6127
      @tyson6127 5 лет назад +60

      @@walterbell1529 The chicken was pretty bad as well

    • @kathyhalton8352
      @kathyhalton8352 5 лет назад +21

      @@tyson6127 Wait till you try a banana

    • @dravenocklost4253
      @dravenocklost4253 5 лет назад +1

      @@walterbell1529 please give me something to Google to research this

    • @wateriestfire
      @wateriestfire 5 лет назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/pu8JB3XX4OI/видео.html

  • @Bikeadelic
    @Bikeadelic 5 лет назад +472

    If a dog is mans best friend then horses must be his greatest ally. The amount of work the horse has done for mankind over the millennia is phenomenal.

    • @morganpetros9635
      @morganpetros9635 3 года назад +13

      Yeah, well, there's a reason it's called "horsepower" and not "dogpower" ...

    • @Bikeadelic
      @Bikeadelic 3 года назад +23

      @@morganpetros9635 you say it like its common sense but horses are very overlooked in terms of their contribution to humanities history.

    • @fredflintlocks9445
      @fredflintlocks9445 2 года назад +7

      @@Bikeadelic only because they've been replaced by steam/internal combustion for 3 generations now but even in WW2 successful cavalry charges were performed, and horses were used to carry artillery and baggage carts just like they have been for millennia.

    • @BoleDaPole
      @BoleDaPole 2 года назад

      It's still animal slavery and ultimate animal abuse.

    • @heavenlywhitenoise2294
      @heavenlywhitenoise2294 2 года назад +4

      Dog best friend
      Horse best ally
      Housecat best companion

  • @kevinstachovak8842
    @kevinstachovak8842 3 года назад +42

    At first I thought you'd lost it- cavalry was extremely useful for commanders, both tactically and as scouts. But then I decided to hear you out, and you are spot-on. It really is kind of amazing that horses were ever domesticated in the first place. The initial domestication must have taken nerves stronger than steel cable!

    • @fakecubed
      @fakecubed Год назад +3

      We'd already had experience with domesticating dogs, goats, cattle, pigs, and even llamas, all of which can be difficult and dangerous in their own ways. Heck, two of those actually want to eat us. I imagine horses were fairly easy to domesticate after that, just build paddocks around them, or somehow drive them in. Perhaps first it was to slaughter for meat or use for milk, but having them around we would have come up with new uses over time, and by then the horses would be more used to be around humans and being handled by them in some way. Cavalry is pretty nuts, but it probably started with using them for carrying loads, then riding for travel, then it would've been a natural outgrowth to hunt from horseback, and eventually ride them into battle as commanders, and finally the cavalry charge.

  • @Spealder
    @Spealder 6 лет назад +3698

    "Laughs in mongolian"

  • @bronkobrumby776
    @bronkobrumby776 5 лет назад +1087

    Yes and no, at the same time, you made a few good points, but also made some faults. Let's start step by step:
    -Armed riders in Europe started around 800 BC with the East Hallstatt Culture, we have iconography like the beltplate of Vace, Slowenia, which shows mounted warriors, and we have the archaeological pendants like Kleinklein, Steiermark, Austria. Iconography, specially the early ones, are hard to believe or are just not enough detailed to get a good image, but when those illustrations, correspond to actual archaeological findings, it becomes clearer. And those guys rode their horses with no real saddles, at lest non with a wooden tree, like the celtic/roman saddles, so it was more like an riding pad, in best case. And it worked, when your riding skills were good.
    - Horses often get seen as skittish prey creatures, but modern ethology shows significant differences. An example is the gender. In a wild herd, the "leading mare" (leading behaviors is also a very complex topic, and don't work like a pyramid hierarchy as most people think in horses, but this is not relevant for this video) is responsable fr leading the herd to water, food an safety. The "leading stallion" is responsable to keep the herd together and protect the herd from predators, so that the "leading mare" can guide the herd members to a safe place. Do you have an idea how often wild stallions fight and defeat and sometimes (but rare) even kill attacking predators? So in average stallions are braver and more agressive as females, what also explains any kind of historical iconography that the artists and craftsmen showed clearly that the war horses used where stallions. Same for the written sources, at least in best case. So oft curse the people of the past searched and used horses (primarily stallions, but there a few archaeological exceptons, but very rare) who have the necessary braveness and agression. Today those character tread, became less important and it's hard to find such a horse today, because breeding changed, today most horses are working animals or companions in sport and hobby. But even today you find such old bloodlines with very distinctive character trades of the past time, like the Camargue ponies, old Spanish bloodlines, often used for bull fights or robust ponies, who are all less skittish than more modern breeds like the British pure blood. And of course in this very small percentage you find exceptional well conditioned individuals for that kind of job, same as with humans. If you ever meet Zogo, the Murgese stallion of Joram van Essen, and know the destrier of Mike Canfor, or meeting Aragon the old Spanish blood Gelding, who is trained at the moment, by an archaeologist (don't know the name of Aragon's owner, the FB channel don't mentions that) for experiments, you will understand what i mean. Those horses are incredible different from modern breeds, Arne Koets told me (who works with the owner of Aragon for example, that Aragon needed just 5 mins to desensitize from plate armor and being able to do all speeds, without any negative reaction or fear, what is totally different to what you would expect from a horse. So we can tell, that the horses used for combat, where a specific type of character and talent, specialy for the elite, who was usual mounted in most cultures.
    -Stirrup experiments and researches are done atm, but no result published atm, so more will follow, for example by Lisa Kyre from Germany.
    -As far as we can tell, horses even in the late medieval period, where not that large as we may think of. The average stays between 150 and 155cm with some exceptions. Similar sizes we can see in roman cavalierly or other periods for example, Sutton Hoo Burial mound 17, a around 8 year old stallion between 152cm of shoulder height. A well treated horse of that size, weight between 450 and 500 kg. Riders say that a horse can, wen well riden, carry a third of his body weight without any risk. So even for late XV century knights, with a full plate suit, which weights (field suit) around 25kg, plus the rider an tack (no full horse armor) you lay around 95 to 105 kg of additional weight. That's still far away from the critical third of the horses body weight. And we know, how well trained those horses of the XV century were. Similar is it with any kind of armor, no matter what period, the armors used for battle from horseback were never that heavy, of course not. With shield and a full coat of mail, with a closed helmet as Arne, André, Joram, and Milan wears for example, it is maybe 30kg of gear depending of the shield. So weight is not a critical factor.
    There's so much more to say about, but that would be to much, so just here the few most important points.
    Some references:
    facebook.com/RijClinicsArneKoets/
    facebook.com/destrier.lucilinburhuc/
    ruclips.net/user/airntvideos
    Some Literature:
    C.Hornig. Das spätsächsische Gräberfeld von Rullstorf (Leihdorf 1993).
    M. Carver, Sutton Hoo, a seventh-century princely burial and its context (2005).
    M. Carver, Sutton Hoo, Burialground of Kings? Britishmuseum (2005).
    W. Gerbers, Auf dem Weg nach Wallhall. Das Pferd der Altsachsen, Begleiter durch Leben und Tod (Lohne 2004).
    M. Rech (Hrsg), Pferdeopfer-Reiterkrieger. Fahren und Reiten durch die Jahrtausende (Bremen 2006).
    A. Hyland, The medieval war horse, from Byzantium to the Crusades (New York 1990).
    H. Müller, Albrecht Dürer. Waffen und Rüstungen (Berlin 2002).
    j. Clark, Medieval horse and it's equipment, c,1150- 1450, Medieval find from excavations in London (London 2011)
    J.C Smith, Dürer. Arts & Ideas (vienna 2012).

    • @drakevandiver340
      @drakevandiver340 5 лет назад +58

      Well played

    • @feministkitozwierzeta.krow763
      @feministkitozwierzeta.krow763 5 лет назад +28

      GG WP

    • @buttermonkeyFTW
      @buttermonkeyFTW 5 лет назад +146

      I didn’t read it but since you USED PROPER SOURCES Ima assume you’re good

    • @bronkobrumby776
      @bronkobrumby776 5 лет назад +36

      Ahh yea well, thanks XD
      It's a topic, which just starts to get researched, so clearer results will follow hopefully soon. Sure good sources are important.

    • @mylordandsaviour4786
      @mylordandsaviour4786 5 лет назад +18

      Bronko Brumby, you are a good man. Thank you

  • @melihism
    @melihism 5 лет назад +769

    Early cavalry wasn't used to charge on a line of men but rather to chase already routed enemies.

    • @FlameDarkfire
      @FlameDarkfire 5 лет назад +161

      For most of history cavalry’s main purpose was to pursue and cut down retreating enemy forces. Alexander used cavalry as shock troops and in pre-modern and modern era cavalry fought each other, but their main purpose was routing the enemy.

    • @carl-os4603
      @carl-os4603 5 лет назад +60

      @@FlameDarkfire also covering light infantry/support units (slingers/javelinners/archers/ambushers/horse support units), dont forget about charging from backside or flanks, some types of cavalry even charged in front of heavy infantry (late knights, catafracts), only light support cavalry were supposed to pursue enemies.
      And EVERY type of cavalry was weak in meele combat against ANY infantry (cavalry had advantages only in charging and moving speed).

    • @yimboninja7415
      @yimboninja7415 5 лет назад +1

      That the hell man! Cant believe I gave you a view for this!

    • @armynurseboy
      @armynurseboy 5 лет назад +68

      It was also used to scout for the enemy pre-battle, harass them while they were moving to and setting up for battle, and to turn their flanks by using the horse's superior speed during the battle. The use of cavalry for warfare IS NOT stupid. Using cavalry INCORRECTLY in warfare is stupid.

    • @revanati222
      @revanati222 4 года назад +27

      Speed, scouting, harrassment, and ability to run down or outflank an enemy force at it's weakest.
      You wouldn't use cavalry to smash into the front of a prepared and determined enemy force, thats the job of another infantry unit, to pin that unit into place.
      You would strike a unit from an unprepared flank with cavalry, or to route a wavering or inexperience foe.

  • @eriksamuelhennings2704
    @eriksamuelhennings2704 4 года назад +451

    Me: Laughs because Horses are scared of the most bizarre things.
    Also Me: Sees a Spider and thinks I am gonna die.

    • @retrodarktrooper6372
      @retrodarktrooper6372 4 года назад +28

      Well, my horse, despite not giving a shit about anything normally, almost bucked me off
      Because of a moth

    • @butterskywalker8785
      @butterskywalker8785 4 года назад +8

      @@retrodarktrooper6372 people do that too

    • @secretbaguette
      @secretbaguette 4 года назад +5

      @@butterskywalker8785 Buck you off because of a moth? I have to ask in what sort of human interaction has this happened?

    • @butterskywalker8785
      @butterskywalker8785 4 года назад +2

      @@secretbaguette not like that,I mean almost dropping and killing the fucking child because a moth was in a wall at least 3 meters away from me type of stuff

    • @secretbaguette
      @secretbaguette 4 года назад

      @@butterskywalker8785 Oh

  • @dafuyoma
    @dafuyoma 8 лет назад +2838

    Cavalry is a stupid name. They should have called it "horse force".

    • @JonJon-dx3up
      @JonJon-dx3up 8 лет назад +14

      bahahaha yes

    • @austinmurre
      @austinmurre 8 лет назад +20

      genius

    • @wbnc66
      @wbnc66 8 лет назад +80

      Umm cavalry is derived from the word caballus one of the latin words for horse, or mounted on a horse :D chevalier and cavalry mean "horseman"

    • @croisaor2308
      @croisaor2308 8 лет назад +358

      "Stallion Battalion"

    • @austinmurre
      @austinmurre 8 лет назад +26

      Croí Saor even better

  • @RoninDave
    @RoninDave 8 лет назад +78

    Horses allowing people to ride them into battle was pretty stupid but horse unions were notoriously ineffective as every motion proposed was shot down with a thunderous nay. I'll get my coat.

  • @exudeku
    @exudeku 6 лет назад +763

    Minutes later...
    *AND THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED!*

    • @Pigen_
      @Pigen_ 6 лет назад +71

      *Polish Christian songs intensifies*

    • @pongangelo2048
      @pongangelo2048 6 лет назад +26

      Genghis Khan is laughing at the distance.

    • @notatruck2640
      @notatruck2640 6 лет назад +34

      COMING DOWN THE MOUNTAIN SIDE!

    • @DawidDVD
      @DawidDVD 6 лет назад +17

      The high ground intensifies

    • @tynanroyhiggins
      @tynanroyhiggins 6 лет назад +17

      I literally came here to post this comment myself lol. Ottoman Empire btfo.

  • @danhall6922
    @danhall6922 4 года назад +271

    Roman General crassus invaded Pathia
    "Using calvery is a stupid idea,"
    Ends up drinking melted gold

    • @danhall6922
      @danhall6922 4 года назад +14

      @Yeast Yeast
      he was killed during negotiations but as the story goes his the parthians poured melted gold down the throat of his dead corpse...
      May well be a myth...
      May just be the truth...
      Pouring melted gold down the throat has been a recorded method of execution for some civilisations

    • @michaekrynicki8330
      @michaekrynicki8330 4 года назад +18

      @@danhall6922 seems wastefull

    • @SkywalkerExpress
      @SkywalkerExpress 4 года назад +11

      Caesar also has the same experience getting harassed by Numidian cavalry out in the open during the civil war in North Africa. The different is Caesar is not Crassus.

    • @JoeTheBroken
      @JoeTheBroken 3 года назад +4

      @@michaekrynicki8330 Just wait for the body to decompose, retrieve the gold from the skeleton a year or two later

    • @wowisthatgami8293
      @wowisthatgami8293 3 года назад +4

      Title says: "Cavalry WAS a stupid idea" not IS

  • @Rickenbacker69
    @Rickenbacker69 6 лет назад +625

    We Swedes had the stupidest idea, though - moose cavalry! Didn't quite work out, but the trials must have been both impressive and hilarious.

    • @Tombombadillo999
      @Tombombadillo999 6 лет назад +70

      Mats Nylund sweden is still famous for bogus and illusioned decisions (e.g modern politics are a good example). Very sadly, as its a beautifull country.

    • @analogdistortion
      @analogdistortion 6 лет назад +3

      And painful

    • @Brashnir
      @Brashnir 6 лет назад +13

      didn't you guys also make cannons out of ice?

    • @CraftQueenJr
      @CraftQueenJr 6 лет назад +4

      Mats Nylund thanks for that mental image.

    • @stronggirlsuperheroineonli5094
      @stronggirlsuperheroineonli5094 6 лет назад

      I thought that was the Soviet army?

  • @neuralkernel
    @neuralkernel 8 лет назад +122

    Still not as stupid as trying to knife fight from the top of a sandworm...

    • @nicholaswatson2725
      @nicholaswatson2725 8 лет назад +25

      good sir, revoke that statement, i believe that knife fighting on the top of a sand worm is a very clever way of carrying out your legacy, you sir are incorrect and mistaking the bad-assery of fighting on the top of a sand worm with a knife in your hand with it not being as brilliant as Leonardo Da Vinci himself!

    • @ahoosifoou4211
      @ahoosifoou4211 8 лет назад +7

      if you have a long as lance then i guess riding sandworms would be worth it.

    • @TimothySnowman
      @TimothySnowman 8 лет назад +5

      mmmmmmm... Shai-Hulud.

  • @colinbunn6066
    @colinbunn6066 6 лет назад +455

    I understand this guy's arguments...
    but the Mongol's case is just stronger.

    • @santiagocortez9554
      @santiagocortez9554 5 лет назад +18

      they used bows gve them two advantages, speed and range. AND that type of army was kinda new to everyone else, and if it were seen today it wouldve kinda looked like when Adolf invaded poland with tanks and modern tactics.

    • @_Muzolf
      @_Muzolf 5 лет назад +40

      @@santiagocortez9554 It really wasn`t new. It was just forgotten by a lot of people, but the Hungarians (Ironically, the last european nation the mongols reached, and almost destroyed. ) used the exact same tactics centuries before and menaced most of europe before going native and adopting christianity and the european feudal system.

    • @midshipman8654
      @midshipman8654 5 лет назад +6

      Orpheus Program I think the arguement is for the origin of cavalry, not when it was already established

    • @_Muzolf
      @_Muzolf 4 года назад +19

      @BARBATVS 89 Lol "Mary Worshippers" i suppose this is aimed at Catholics? So tell me, what religion should one convert to in the year 1000? You know, before protestants even existed? Oh, btw, Hungary has plenty of Protestants itself these days. If you only consider them "true christians". Of course this kind of exclusion of essentially what is the majority of christianity (Considering if you don't consider Catholics true christians, then i guess you would exlude Eastern Ortohox ones too, since they are closer to Catholicism as to protestants.) is rather dumb.

    • @_Muzolf
      @_Muzolf 4 года назад +11

      @BARBATVS 89 And who are you to decide what is right or what isn`t, or what is christian and what isn`t? Especially since you don`t seem to know what you are talking about. I let you in on a little secret. Nobody worships Mary in Catholicism either, she is merely seen as a maternal symbol. Of course, none of this matters to me, i have left behind believing in this superstition ages ago. If anything, it is hilarious how you idiots seem to keep on getting on eachothers throats on the flimsiest of premises like this one. No wonder Islam is replacing you as the main threat of spreading bronze age nonsense of gods and magic.

  • @owenkeller2748
    @owenkeller2748 3 года назад +37

    Can we circle back to this “trousers glued on a bull” idea? I think we have some potential here.

  • @linkofvev
    @linkofvev 7 лет назад +603

    The real question is why did we not have cow cavalry?!

    • @modernminded5466
      @modernminded5466 7 лет назад +245

      Cowalvy

    • @joshuahadams
      @joshuahadams 7 лет назад +70

      Paddy Hugill hell, Bulls have their own handlebars. Stick a saddle and bridle on it, maybe something to extend its horns, and you're good to go.

    • @pyramear5414
      @pyramear5414 7 лет назад +77

      Experiments were done by a group called CrazyForCows which tried to use steers as cavalry (a bull would be very difficult to train because of their aggresiveness) with specialty saddles and they found they could only coax them into moving 8 miles per hour. They also take more food than a horse. A horse typically will eat 20 pounds of hay per day, a cow will eat 24 pounds. If you were fielding an army of them, the 20% increased food requirements would be very difficult to manage indeed.

    • @mohandasjung
      @mohandasjung 6 лет назад +28

      Paddy Hugill Cows are a meat&milk machine, they are too expensive.

    • @swanbaa
      @swanbaa 6 лет назад +24

      Because for some reason mojang doesnt allow us to put saddles on cows in minecracft.More like mojang was a stupid idea am i right?..........haha.......kill me

  • @raiderfox7229
    @raiderfox7229 5 лет назад +792

    Cavalry was a stupid idea.
    *THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED*

    • @UkrainianPaulie
      @UkrainianPaulie 5 лет назад +36

      My great great etc. Grandfather was at Vienna in 1683 as a Winged Hussar. I reenact him with full armor and kopia. Europe's best Cavalry!

    • @pwnmeisterage
      @pwnmeisterage 5 лет назад +62

      One day I'd love to meet someone who brags "My great-etc-great ancestor was a Polish brothel prostitute. I reenact him/her in traditional costume ..."

    • @jamesharding3459
      @jamesharding3459 5 лет назад +2

      Raider Fox Goddamit I literally came here to comment that

    • @Iskandr314
      @Iskandr314 5 лет назад +2

      Cataphrakts*

    • @jasper677
      @jasper677 5 лет назад +8

      True Born Son of Liberty lol alone with people claiming on youtube to be sons of polish hussars/napoleonic war heroes/viking descendants you could reenact these events. Funniest thing: theyre all from america, where its the easiest to tell your son whatever you like because yiu fled your homecountry and any evidence

  • @Patrick-dj9dd
    @Patrick-dj9dd 8 лет назад +732

    Thesis of the video:
    Cavalry was a laughable idea and something that would have appeared impossible to the cultures that adopted the method of warfare.
    This is not discrediting the efficiency of cavalry. This is not denying the impact that cavalry had in warfare. This is simply a statement about the initial thoughts that people would have when presented with the idea of cavalry.
    What people are (incorrectly) perceiving Lloyd to be saying:
    Cavalry's bad

    • @Nicholas2727
      @Nicholas2727 8 лет назад +2

      +

    • @MateuszZakowski
      @MateuszZakowski 8 лет назад +25

      For me it was a simple clickbait.

    • @tzenophile
      @tzenophile 8 лет назад +14

      +Patrick Except that this is exactly what he IS saying, in the very first sentence: "Using horses in warfare as cavalry is a stupid idea and that is what I am going to talk about in this video."
      What are YOU perceiving that he is saying in that sentence?

    • @Patrick-dj9dd
      @Patrick-dj9dd 8 лет назад +20

      tzenophile He wasn't saying cavalry was a bad tactic, he was saying the idea of riding around on a horse trying to kill people on foot was likely perceived to be stupid before it became a prevalent military technique. Nobody would know that cavalry would win many battles and that in shock tactics they were supreme when the idea first came along, so it must have just sounded absurd.

    • @tzenophile
      @tzenophile 8 лет назад +3

      He is not using the word "was", he is using the word "is". He is being disingenuous, or, in other words, trolling.

  • @talesofwendigo1232
    @talesofwendigo1232 3 года назад +139

    “Cavalry is a stupid idea”
    *Mongol throat singing stops...*

  • @Arcsinner
    @Arcsinner 8 лет назад +1481

    You can see that Lindy is now biased, because he has a sponsor. It is well known, that "The Great Courses Plus" hates horses

    • @panjul-g9h
      @panjul-g9h 8 лет назад +155

      maybe they don't want horses to be smart too?

    • @skellious
      @skellious 8 лет назад +19

      You'd think they'd be in favour of horses considering the expression "horses for courses"

    • @deektedrgg
      @deektedrgg 8 лет назад +7

      Normally dropping a sponsor in the middle of a video would be annoying to me, but for some reason, this method of sponsoring really fits Lindy.

    • @q1w2e3621
      @q1w2e3621 8 лет назад

      +

    • @eruantien9932
      @eruantien9932 8 лет назад +5

      Though, many years ago, Lloyd did say that cavalry was, for a long time, a ridiculously stupid idea compared to chariots. Maybe that's why they get along so well!

  • @joshuahadams
    @joshuahadams 7 лет назад +227

    I suppose it's like the dude who decided to have cheese or yogurt for the first time. It seemed nuts at the time, but eventually worked out.

  • @ShadowReaper-pu2hx
    @ShadowReaper-pu2hx 6 лет назад +193

    I think they rode horses (properly) before they fought with them.

    • @alessiodebonis2710
      @alessiodebonis2710 5 лет назад +13

      yeah, that's too basic for him tp admit

    • @nh6900
      @nh6900 5 лет назад

      i dont think you understand horses.

    • @burgerkiller4438
      @burgerkiller4438 5 лет назад +1

      That's what he said in the video

    • @alessiodebonis2710
      @alessiodebonis2710 5 лет назад +1

      I heared PHD mentioning saddles were used few thousands years before cristianity. which make sense because saddles were not so hard to build if you think about it

    • @alessiodebonis2710
      @alessiodebonis2710 5 лет назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/aeWs9fqLbec/видео.html

  • @Abrogator91
    @Abrogator91 4 года назад +499

    Lindybeige: "Cavalry is a stupid idea."
    King Harlaus: "You wot mate?"
    Swadian knights go brrrrr

    • @oseanvega2199
      @oseanvega2199 4 года назад +65

      Calling cavalry stupid might actually get the Swadians to stop feasting.

    • @Nr9Boon
      @Nr9Boon 4 года назад +37

      Horses can't handle the epic mass of us butter lords

    • @natesprofile2630
      @natesprofile2630 4 года назад +7

      Dude what a beta. Sarranid Mamlukes are chad

    • @blacknosugar6836
      @blacknosugar6836 4 года назад +26

      Jeremus the Monk was knocked unconscious by Swadian Knight

    • @fadhli179
      @fadhli179 4 года назад +5

      Swadian and sarranid was using armored war horse, i think the calvary term in lindy mind was smiliar to khergit lancer (which obviously considered the worst melee cavalry, and the cheapest). Riding fast unarmored horse that was not good for anything except flanking manuver

  • @adrianglennbionat
    @adrianglennbionat 8 лет назад +105

    riding bareback....I like the sound of that.

    • @Achiles5th
      @Achiles5th 8 лет назад +9

      You will have no thighs (not to mention the non-mentionables) after two hours...................don't ask it was a weird vacation.

    • @emcdavee
      @emcdavee 8 лет назад +38

      +Monark Roy The joke went straight over your head

    • @octemberfury
      @octemberfury 8 лет назад +24

      hmmm.. OR DID IT?

    • @Achiles5th
      @Achiles5th 8 лет назад +9

      Don't pull a Lady Godiva, never pull a lady Godiva.

    • @emcdavee
      @emcdavee 8 лет назад +3

      +octemberfury touché

  • @curtainpoles3120
    @curtainpoles3120 8 лет назад +446

    but look at my horse... my horse is amazing

    • @TheDarkWiiPlayer
      @TheDarkWiiPlayer 8 лет назад +29

      give it a lick?

    • @MidWitPride
      @MidWitPride 8 лет назад +14

      That's a donkey.

    • @Twiggyay
      @Twiggyay 8 лет назад +24

      +DarkWiiPlayer it tastes just like raisins

    • @kataiarpad
      @kataiarpad 8 лет назад +7

      it tastes just like raisins!

    • @numberspace321
      @numberspace321 8 лет назад

      +DarkWiiPlayer it tastes just like raisins

  • @Jakers457
    @Jakers457 8 лет назад +404

    Strap spandaus to them. Instant victory.

    • @botchamaniajeezus
      @botchamaniajeezus 8 лет назад +56

      a weapon to surpass metal gear

    • @ThumpertTheFascistCottontail
      @ThumpertTheFascistCottontail 8 лет назад +29

      But what if the enemy armed themselves with crisp packets??

    • @ledichang9708
      @ledichang9708 8 лет назад +5

      Carrots and sugar cubes.

    • @RichyArg
      @RichyArg 8 лет назад +6

      and stick a few fire arrows up it's bumhole ears and nose, to fuel it's berserk rage

    • @Dnanidref
      @Dnanidref 8 лет назад +6

      but pommels work only if you unsrew them, so you have to bring lots of swords

  • @TheGoldenWarden
    @TheGoldenWarden 4 года назад +115

    "Tractor goes thundering past"
    As a rancher. That's a phrase I never thought I'd here in my life.

    • @ericolens3
      @ericolens3 2 года назад

      🤣 lol
      I mean, have you tried racing a tractor before?

  • @MrPanos2000
    @MrPanos2000 8 лет назад +195

    THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED
    COMING DOWN THE MOUNTAIN SIDE
    THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED
    COME AND TURNED THE TIDE

    • @gururumon916
      @gururumon916 8 лет назад +6

      Probably listened to that album about thirty times now.

    • @alfsonderslagna8316
      @alfsonderslagna8316 8 лет назад +6

      Let it spread

    • @germanrifle
      @germanrifle 8 лет назад +4

      i came here for this not disapointed

    • @birddogg62
      @birddogg62 8 лет назад +1

      This is the best response to this stupid video. Way better then something about those god damn Mongolians, lol.

    • @MrPanos2000
      @MrPanos2000 8 лет назад +3

      +Gebirgsjäger they did sort of. The real bullshit is that they took down all videos from youtube for copyright reasons

  • @Adumb_
    @Adumb_ 8 лет назад +198

    Why did they ever change Salt and Vinegar from Blue to Green, and Cheese and Onion from Green to Blue? Whats next? Yellow Ready Salted? It doesn't bear thinking about.

    • @lindybeige
      @lindybeige  8 лет назад +66

      Bloody Walkers!

    • @iota-09
      @iota-09 8 лет назад

      i guess because in italy cinegar is commonly deoucted as yellow or green, and there are instances of cheese and onions depicted as blue, but we're talking about the uk here so i dunno.

    • @JOB891
      @JOB891 8 лет назад +2

      In China, Ready Salted/original flavour Lays (walkers) are yellow.

    • @SonsOfLorgar
      @SonsOfLorgar 8 лет назад +1

      sourcream and onion has been blue, plain salted yellow, dill green, grill/bbq brown, cheese orange and vinegar teal/turqoise in Sweden for as long as I can remember XD

    • @lpsp442
      @lpsp442 8 лет назад +2

      I dunno, yellow for Ready Salted makes sense to me. It's the neutral crisp flavour, so it gets the neutral crisp colour.

  • @bv-dh9kx
    @bv-dh9kx 5 лет назад +155

    3:28 trained horses dont get spooked as easily. cavalry horses were trained to crash into thing. ex shield walls

    • @AlexanderRM1000
      @AlexanderRM1000 4 года назад +33

      The title is mostly for clickbait but the point he's making is about wild horses. This is why it took a couple *thousand* years after domestication for horses to be used just for pulling chariots and even longer for horse-riding warriors to become prominent.

    • @somezsaltz6835
      @somezsaltz6835 4 года назад +1

      Bruh waaaat

    • @AlexanderRM1000
      @AlexanderRM1000 4 года назад +16

      Also while trained warhorses might be willing to charge into a shield wall, charging one into solid infantry is a good way to find yourself on a dead horse falling towards a line of hostile soldiers. Well disciplined infantry were incredibly difficult for cavalry to attack in most periods- the main tactic of cavalry is to charge at a formation hoping they'll either break and run or at least get disorganized enough to loosen up so cavalry can run through the middle of them, and if the infantry don't loosen they turn away at the last moment. What made them so powerful is that infantry needed to not only resist the urge to break and run in the face of a giant horse barreling at you, but also resist the urge to leave formation and chase after the enemy when they appeared to be running.

    • @SplendidFellow
      @SplendidFellow 4 года назад +4

      Watch the whole video mate

  • @mangogoat8195
    @mangogoat8195 4 года назад +307

    "I have once been bareback riding, and boy do you have to grip with your thighs"
    What a quote

    • @NLTops
      @NLTops 4 года назад +3

      You ride horses bareback? You must be a Mangolian.

    • @muhamadsayyidabidin3906
      @muhamadsayyidabidin3906 4 года назад +1

      @@NLTops *Numidian

    • @NLTops
      @NLTops 4 года назад +16

      @@muhamadsayyidabidin3906 *it was a joke mixing his name and a nomadic equestrian culture. Go bother someone else.

    • @apandas_am5635
      @apandas_am5635 4 года назад +2

      Just watched that part, that’s what he said

    • @bobo0202
      @bobo0202 4 года назад +4

      When I ride bareback, I hold her thighs

  • @ivan55599
    @ivan55599 8 лет назад +245

    *Early cavarly was a stupid idea. Fixed. Your welcome.

    • @DrSmokeTrees
      @DrSmokeTrees 8 лет назад +12

      You fixed nothing. STFU you pedantic douche. No one likes you.

    • @spazzmaticus1542
      @spazzmaticus1542 8 лет назад +73

      *you're

    • @christopherknorr2895
      @christopherknorr2895 8 лет назад +20

      +Nathan Brinkerhoff You're doing the Lord's work. Bless you sir.

    • @oBCHANo
      @oBCHANo 8 лет назад

      Modern cavalry is a pretty retarded concept too, anything you could do on horseback you could do better on foot, other than running fast.

    • @airborne2767
      @airborne2767 8 лет назад +1

      oBLACKIECHANoo No middle calavary was the worst.

  • @TalonSky
    @TalonSky 8 лет назад +352

    Normally a fan of your work, but this one falls REALLY flat. Yes, undomesticated, untrained horses are a bad idea in battle. Which is why the cultures that utilized them trained them, raised them from birth, practiced with them every day, and invented devices to aid in these endeavors.
    The armies who had cavalry historically had a GREAT advantage over those who didn't.

    • @amysusername1
      @amysusername1 8 лет назад +85

      The title was inaccurate, probably to get more clicks, but his point wasn't that cavalry was never useful, it's that it was not useful for most of human history, until stirrups and pommels were invented.

    • @OleSAO
      @OleSAO 8 лет назад +34

      It's like saying flying was a horrible idea... The first airplanes were quite bad and people died.

    • @randalftheblack2572
      @randalftheblack2572 8 лет назад +49

      You should really watch a video from start to finish before commenting..

    • @johnconstantin4100
      @johnconstantin4100 8 лет назад

      my friend Rome hadn't cavlary until make the gauls federats so the where fine and after that they didnt liked using cavlay much and thats the longest lasting empire in our world (if we dont count China as an empire)

    • @lioseianishina4889
      @lioseianishina4889 8 лет назад +12

      inferior bows that let them take over almost everything from the pacific to the med...

  • @joluoto
    @joluoto 8 лет назад +71

    Probably why chariots were used waay before they did the cavalry thing.

    • @ragimundvonwallat8961
      @ragimundvonwallat8961 8 лет назад +24

      i think at first they just used roller blades...but you can only figth on pavement lol

  • @SatanicBunny666
    @SatanicBunny666 4 года назад +68

    As someone who rode horses for more than 10 years actively I often been thinking about this. Like, I'm not the greatest rider out there, but I'm pretty comfortable on horseback even at high speeds, but that's without all the massive weight and gear required for combat. The idea of efficiently maneuvering the horse while at the same time trying to hit people with a weapon and not dying is just baffling to me. Obviously it can be done as proven by history, but the amount of skill it takes both from the people who need to breed and condition the horses as well as the guys doing the actual riding is massive.
    It does explain why (if my memory serves me correctly) adjusted for inflation the price of a single medieval knight's horse and equipment adjusted for inflation is more than the price of a large modern house.

    • @themcchuck8400
      @themcchuck8400 4 года назад +17

      That's why being a knight was a profession. They spent a lifetime in training and practice.

    • @riftvallance2087
      @riftvallance2087 4 года назад +9

      I remember the jousting competition history channel ran. As it turned out the people who did the best with it were the professional horse trainers. The people with the most riding experience and the people with the best understanding of horses

    • @Kombatfaountain4
      @Kombatfaountain4 3 года назад +6

      @Bold well knights in the most basic of terms were simply soldiers who rode horses. Their social standing really varied depending on time period and country. You’re thinking of lords (which all knights were generally lords or land owners but not all lords were knights) but primarily they were cavalry soldiers above all other things

    • @davidjones332
      @davidjones332 3 года назад +1

      The cavalry only survived into modern times because it was beneath the dignity of the landed gentry to walk into battle. The history of warfare shows that cavalry charges were rarely effective against a determined body of infantrymen, and that after one good charge the surviving horses were blown and unfit for further action. Even if they charged successfully, their momentum often carried them straight off the field and they were of no further use to their generals. It was a hopelessly inefficient form of warfare. The successful horsemen were those either used for reconnaissance or the bowmen or mounted infantry used for harassing actions. To quote Punch "The use of cavalry is to give tone to what would otherwise be a mere vulgar brawl".

  • @lukebrazier3845
    @lukebrazier3845 7 лет назад +42

    I see your point, but cavalry win me battles in Mount and Blade Warband...

  • @Wesson42
    @Wesson42 5 лет назад +287

    "Alexander of Macedon would like to know your location"

    • @Katniss218
      @Katniss218 4 года назад +13

      @Tony That's rude of you, you have to capitalize the 'Great'.

    • @rblackmore1445
      @rblackmore1445 4 года назад +2

      @@Katniss218 he was greek anyway

    • @footballmylife9244
      @footballmylife9244 4 года назад +2

      velin kosev aaa he was Illyrian anyway.Cool

    • @rblackmore1445
      @rblackmore1445 4 года назад +1

      @@footballmylife9244 he was most certainly Greek. no people ever identified as illyrian :D

    • @footballmylife9244
      @footballmylife9244 4 года назад +1

      velin kosev that area of north macedonia was inhabited by dardanians back in the Bronze Age.And the molosian tribe in chameria(epirus) was southe illyrian. Because the ancient greeks considerd the epirus region way less Greek so pyhrris of epirus was Illyrian to.So iven from his mothers side he was illyrian

  • @punisher77phuq
    @punisher77phuq 8 лет назад +207

    Slav bear cavalry were not impressed by this video.

    • @HankLoremonger
      @HankLoremonger 8 лет назад +40

      Neither was American T-Rex cavalry.

    • @TheOneLichemperor
      @TheOneLichemperor 7 лет назад +19

      Or Canadian Moose cavalry.
      (I do hope you read this in a strong Canadian accent)

    • @angelomassaro4487
      @angelomassaro4487 7 лет назад +3

      TheOneLichemperor Or moose calvary Ayy.

    • @mikemoos
      @mikemoos 7 лет назад +3

      Or Dutch Mosasaurus... submarines?

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 7 лет назад +10

      Or Finnish polar bear cav... ursalry.

  • @Daniel_Doce275
    @Daniel_Doce275 3 года назад +187

    *the mongols are typing*
    *the takeda clan is typing*
    *polish huzzars are typing*

    • @Khorne_of_the_Hill
      @Khorne_of_the_Hill 3 года назад +3

      Is the takeda clan at all related to the pharmaceutical company?

    • @diddlypoop
      @diddlypoop 3 года назад +2

      @@Khorne_of_the_Hill samurai clan.

    • @AverageAlien
      @AverageAlien 3 года назад +9

      when you miss the point of the video

    • @Bollibompa
      @Bollibompa 3 года назад +3

      Are you commenting the title only?

    • @wowisthatgami8293
      @wowisthatgami8293 3 года назад +4

      "Cavalry WAS a stupid idea". WAS

  • @MisterDonPatch
    @MisterDonPatch 8 лет назад +186

    "Lindy, you idiot! I don't need to watch your video to know that you're wrong. Here's a list of everyone who used calvary in history so I can prove that I am an unsung genius and history expert."
    He's not arguing that the cavalry is ineffective, he's saying that the idea of riding a skiddish and unpredictable animal into battle is ridiculous. It's comparable to the grade-school jokes about the man who first discovered cows milk: it is a stupid idea to grab random saggy bits under an animal and drink the discharge, but it turned out okay.

    • @JayOFae
      @JayOFae 8 лет назад +7

      Or more that certain inventions and selective breeding were required before horses were suitable for riding to battle.

    • @MisterDonPatch
      @MisterDonPatch 8 лет назад +1

      Jason Fee
      Oh, absolutely. That would be a more correct explanation.

    • @Nerdarchy
      @Nerdarchy 8 лет назад +4

      Yeah, but on the plus side, all of the comments from the pre-watching the video-armchair historians are beneficial to Lindy's video being seen in the first place (not that he needs that much help). Inflammatory isn't always bad on RUclips and I'm glad to hear his well-researched thoughts on the matter!

    • @StoutProper
      @StoutProper 8 лет назад +3

      Clinegg I wonder how long it took them to work out which discharging dangly bits from a horse were the ones that turned out okay

    • @treyriver5676
      @treyriver5676 7 лет назад

      well except that it worked.

  • @MrFrezeeTr
    @MrFrezeeTr 5 лет назад +225

    4500 Khergits disliked the video.

  • @soundslave
    @soundslave 8 лет назад +99

    Ghengis Khan disagrees a bit Lindy.

    • @LMcAwesome
      @LMcAwesome 8 лет назад +14

      Watch the damn video before commenting.

    • @soundslave
      @soundslave 8 лет назад +7

      LMcAwesome lol you caught me. I got about 5 minutes in before typing that.

    • @hektor-vektor7024
      @hektor-vektor7024 8 лет назад +7

      most ppls attention span doesnt go beyond 5 minutes, couple that with the title your going to get comments like this and rightly so

    • @LMcAwesome
      @LMcAwesome 8 лет назад

      AKN Concept Wrongly so.

    • @hektor-vektor7024
      @hektor-vektor7024 8 лет назад +7

      LMcAwesome
      hardly, use click bait at own peril

  • @kirtash5597
    @kirtash5597 4 года назад +85

    -"Cavalry was a stupid idea"
    -Alexander The Great: "now listen here little shit"

    • @keithau8159
      @keithau8159 3 года назад +1

      Not agree at all.Rome period,in fact in iron stage,lot of tools regarding to different usage were invented.Stand on ground small,middle and huge size catapult,mechanical powerful spring single and multiple shoots of box were invented and widely make use of them in warfare and that is why Rome empire had huge wide territories in middle east area.but in fact the most trouble zone in ancient time.Well it is and seem logical cavalry are easy triggered,however all horses wearing suitable light weight steel or heavy steel protective armor,all four legs equipped with scythe long at back and short in front while charging in formation or units,together with horse 4-6-8 wheels wagon with small and middle catapult installed in the deck,would be very dangerous and deadly and powerful weapons as modern days using of tanks and howitzers as formation units at all.Agree.😁😂😀

  • @deepsouthredneck1
    @deepsouthredneck1 8 лет назад +200

    I want a 4 pommeled horse.

    • @RyanRyzzo
      @RyanRyzzo 8 лет назад +83

      That's some serious firepower once you unscrew 'em.

    • @gabreshaa8234
      @gabreshaa8234 8 лет назад +9

      that's a bit of an overkill don't you think?

    • @realCevra
      @realCevra 8 лет назад +13

      easily beats a spandau

    • @deepsouthredneck1
      @deepsouthredneck1 8 лет назад +19

      A 4 pommeled horse with spandaus for legs and brens for eyes.

    • @wesleycaine7832
      @wesleycaine7832 8 лет назад +8

      But where is the katana?!

  • @mvfc7637
    @mvfc7637 7 лет назад +141

    Cavalry chased down the fleeing infantry after they had broken and ran. Without this capability the enemy could re-group on the next hill and set up another defensive line. This is why WW1 ended up in stalemate because the machine gun made it impossible for cavalry to chase down retreating infantry, it was only the invention of the armoured vehicle that made this critical function possible again.

    • @User-t9g7k
      @User-t9g7k 6 лет назад +2

      Your point?

    • @IRMentat
      @IRMentat 6 лет назад +13

      if you can't rout the enemy, the fight takes longer to end.
      Machine guns were more a stand-off item so unless they fell silent/over-ran you had nothing to push into in the first place.
      Dig yer holes, plant your duck-boards and settle in because the fighting ain't going anywhere.
      As to the horses, the less you have to carry the faster your troops can move, why waste a limited meat/haulage expensive resource on the front lines when you haev a few thousand expendible men to throw at the enemy, a few good pokes with a ponty stick (5-10% is more than enough, to decimate became a word for a reason) and they will generally bugger off of their own accord.

    • @brcoutme
      @brcoutme 6 лет назад +13

      I liked the video and his points, but was disappointed that he seemed to skip over what I consider the most important use of cavalry. In addition to chasing down retreating enemies, they could move quickly to get flanks or pull formations out of position. Alexander the great and the Persians both used cavalry to effectively dominate their worlds. The great Mongol hoards were also almost entirely made up of cavalry. It doesn't matter much the question 'how to wear heavy armor on a horse,' because no one did for a long time. That doesn't mean they didn't use cavalry, rather light cavalry were critical forces to any effective army for many centuries. Machine guns did more than just invalidate cavalry, but notably it did that yes. This was a different cavalry than the light kind I was referring to, or the heavy kind the video focused on, being the kind with guns. It is the final kind though and would not be upgraded again both because of how easily it was countered with machine guns (and such) and because motor vehicles would simply replace horses both in combat and in general life (over time).

    • @TheAlgorath
      @TheAlgorath 6 лет назад +2

      Historically, mvfc is correct, cavalry was used to harass. We don't really see the concept of a Cavalry charge until Alexander and the Diadochi, even then they're not a set piece until we see the Seleucids. I wonder if this is because questionable efficiency or the wealthier citizens, being more important, weren't considered for less assured tasks.

    • @Ukraineaissance2014
      @Ukraineaissance2014 6 лет назад

      They were facing a hell of a lot more than 2000 men during world war 1. They had about 15 miles of artillery, barbed wire, machine guns and massed rifle fire to get cavalry through. mvfc maes a very good point. Contrary to popular belief attacks very often penetrated through the first few trenches, but the inability to follow up attacks with speed until technology and all arms warfare in 1918 made it possible was what caused the stalemate and the end of massed attaccking cavalry @Shane Preston

  • @typorad
    @typorad 8 лет назад +105

    Drinking milk from a cow was a stupid idea... until it wasn't. Humans couldn't always digest milk.

    • @Mrjohnnymoo1
      @Mrjohnnymoo1 8 лет назад +1

      Who do you think was the brave man that tried to go grab a 1300-2000lb beast? Also, why don't we drink milk from any other animals? (Hardly anyone drinks goats milk, and I don't know of any other animal we drink milk from.)

    • @mrswan7745
      @mrswan7745 8 лет назад +50

      +Mrjohnnymoo1 Uhh, lots and lots and lots of people drink goats milk.
      Ever heard of this place called "Not North America"?

    • @Mrjohnnymoo1
      @Mrjohnnymoo1 8 лет назад +1

      Jaxon Duin I personally grew up with goats, and cannot stand goats milk, or cheese. I was saying is there any animals other than cows and goats that people drink milk from. Granted in the U.S people don't drink it, I acknowledged people still drink it :)

    • @evm7272
      @evm7272 8 лет назад +3

      +Mrjohnnymoo1 The biggest reason for people not drinking goats milk (excluding south america) is due to its expensive nature. Goats dont produce much milk, and it is therefore in short supply. I personally love goat milk products

    • @Mrjohnnymoo1
      @Mrjohnnymoo1 8 лет назад

      Evin M I don't think I have met a person in America that enjoy's goat products. Although, I don't know where you are.

  • @maipes
    @maipes 4 года назад +16

    As someone with a degree in horses, your horse knowledge really impressed me. Spot on.

  • @AssassinFOURnolan
    @AssassinFOURnolan 8 лет назад +341

    False, Swadian Knights are historically the most powerful soldiers in war, just ask Rhodhok.

    • @Bertiebaby
      @Bertiebaby 8 лет назад +71

      In fact, an army of just 200 Swadian knights is enough to conquer the entire world.

    • @AssassinFOURnolan
      @AssassinFOURnolan 8 лет назад +26

      Yes, even the Mighty Mamlukes of The Sarranid Sultanate could not compare.
      FOR SWADIA!

    • @TheRafasmk
      @TheRafasmk 8 лет назад +21

      40 Nord Huscarls > 200 Swadian Knights

    • @AssassinFOURnolan
      @AssassinFOURnolan 8 лет назад +14

      Citation needed.

    • @mrtrooper17
      @mrtrooper17 7 лет назад +3

      deus vult

  • @Thebubbafuzzzy
    @Thebubbafuzzzy 8 лет назад +183

    do war elephants they seem odd an interesting

    • @Satchmoeddie
      @Satchmoeddie 6 лет назад +4

      And they worked out very well, historically speaking, and it is considered a form of cavalry.

    • @thorboard732
      @thorboard732 6 лет назад +8

      Nope they weren't used that much. They need so much training, that they are super expensive and they need lots of food so it is logistically difficult. And against a well organized army they are kind of useless because the troops can move to the sides so that the elephant goes through a lane and does not deal that much dmg

    • @kirinyardberry1324
      @kirinyardberry1324 6 лет назад +3

      Plus elephants are smart, they know danger and run away from it, it's much much harder to train them.

    • @diceman3219
      @diceman3219 6 лет назад +1

      Plus elephant backs aren't really good at taking heavy lifts

    • @isaacwhite6794
      @isaacwhite6794 6 лет назад +2

      They were an effective moral destroyer

  • @BanditoBurrito
    @BanditoBurrito 8 лет назад +569

    But cavalry wins me battles in Total War :

    • @toxictoz2042
      @toxictoz2042 8 лет назад +6

      noo cretan and syrian archers do ;)

    • @matan8074
      @matan8074 8 лет назад +28

      medieval 2 knight's to rear, goodbye noobs.

    • @NK-ph4ot
      @NK-ph4ot 8 лет назад

      Dragoons are best. infantry+cavalry

    • @yourethatmantis5178
      @yourethatmantis5178 8 лет назад +80

      cavalry is stupid I don't need them in my armies
      (10 seconds later)
      "this is a black day! our General has fallen my lord!"
      (5 more seconds later)
      "our men are running from the battlefield! a shameful dispray!"

    • @bobuscesar2534
      @bobuscesar2534 8 лет назад +3

      +You'reThatMantis And than the enemy cavalry kills the rest. They were so useless like firearms useless.

  • @Khorne_of_the_Hill
    @Khorne_of_the_Hill 3 года назад +11

    I once went horseback riding, and the horse freaked the Fuck out because it saw a peacock

  • @tomg5187
    @tomg5187 5 лет назад +20

    Lloyd is like our RUclips father lol. He gives us long speeches on history and the will and spirit of our ancestors and what they have in common with modern day people. He fulfills more speeches like a father than my real father ever has lol, thanks Lloyd! I’ve learnt a lot from your channel :D

  • @joegunfly3458
    @joegunfly3458 6 лет назад +95

    "blue crisp packet! Should be salt and vinegar but is probably cheese and onion!" 😂😂

  • @luispt77
    @luispt77 8 лет назад +355

    Amazing how many idiots are here in the comment section. Lindy is not saying using cavalry has been a stupid ideia in recent history (mongols, medieval,etc).
    He is talking about thousands of years ago, when horses were a very different animal to what they are today. In those early days when we domesticated them it sure looked like a stupid idea to ride one straight into a bulk of enemies.

    • @dinoman6123
      @dinoman6123 8 лет назад +6

      anddd then its click bait.

    • @dinoman6123
      @dinoman6123 8 лет назад

      yea like 1300s

    • @thefurrybastard1964
      @thefurrybastard1964 8 лет назад +2

      He makes a great point. Butall through this video, I had the image of Yosemite Sam yelling, "Woah Horse!"

    • @RoninDave
      @RoninDave 8 лет назад +7

      +Reasonably Sane medieval is relatively recent history compared to 5000 years ago or more when horses were first domesticated

    • @RoninDave
      @RoninDave 8 лет назад +4

      ***** no it didn't - check a history book it ended about 500-600 years or so ago and we're speaking in relative terms. We are closer to the Middle Ages than we are 5-6000 years ago when the horses were first domesticated and what lindy was talking about through most of the video.

  • @MishaAbr2004
    @MishaAbr2004 4 года назад +7

    In my opinion the reason stirrups became more popular than the roman saddle is that you can stand up in them. This not only means that your horse can gallop longer (due to a more even weight distribution than while sitting down), but also provided an advantage in combat as this allowed you to make your strikes more powerful by allowing you to put your whole weight behind it. Also it provided a defensive advantage as standing up made your upper body harder to reach.

  • @acex222
    @acex222 8 лет назад +180

    Jesus, Lindy... When you started talking about barebacking riding, I thought I was on the wrong *tube...

    • @ndannyphan
      @ndannyphan 8 лет назад

      :D

    • @Loogielicker69
      @Loogielicker69 8 лет назад +6

      "Boy you have to grip with your thighs!"

    • @Loogielicker69
      @Loogielicker69 8 лет назад +31

      "Boy you have to grip with your thighs!"

    • @ppsh43
      @ppsh43 8 лет назад +13

      I heard you the first time.

    • @Loogielicker69
      @Loogielicker69 8 лет назад +12

      ppsh43 I only posted it once, youtube messed up and double posted. No snark ass comments needed

  • @maxhaill6028
    @maxhaill6028 8 лет назад +325

    Almost everyone criticising this video clearly hasn't watched it...

    • @sweeners8950
      @sweeners8950 7 лет назад +8

      I haven't seen a single person saying that Lindy was arguing that cavalry was stupid. I've just seen a lot of people complaining about the "countless idiots" who don't seem to really exist.

    • @ottovonbismarck4920
      @ottovonbismarck4920 7 лет назад

      Defek hhu

    • @seansmall9910
      @seansmall9910 6 лет назад +1

      because that title was not clickbait at all.... and the direction of the discussion is not pretty normal when making the usual points.... if you are fine with it I have some beef flavored chicken to sell you....

    • @thaneofwhiterun3562
      @thaneofwhiterun3562 6 лет назад

      defek , well , that's because the title just tells you that someone who doesn't know what they're talking about

    • @Fakeslimshady
      @Fakeslimshady 6 лет назад

      youtube in a nutshell

  • @Luetzow1
    @Luetzow1 5 лет назад +111

    Him: Cavalry is stupid.
    Teutonic Knights: Hold my rosary!

    • @retardcorpsman
      @retardcorpsman 4 года назад +6

      Matthew e
      Poland lost some pretty humiliating defeats in the thirteen years war against the order.
      And this was after Grunwald mind you, so the order was running on a death timer during the war.

    • @mateuszjokiel2813
      @mateuszjokiel2813 4 года назад

      @@retardcorpsman Yeah, Poland's performance in the 13 Years' War was uhh... Underwhelming, to say the least. But then the 16th century happened.

    • @retardcorpsman
      @retardcorpsman 4 года назад +1

      Mateusz Jokiel
      WHEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED!!!
      Yeah, commonwealth poland was arguably the strongest land nation in the 16th century, only matched by the spanish and turks.
      But its kinda funny to know that the Poland got that far because some German monks up north thought they were too big for their breeches.

    • @josecarioca8785
      @josecarioca8785 4 года назад +1

      They got their asses handed to them by the Commonwealth though.

    • @mateuszjokiel2813
      @mateuszjokiel2813 4 года назад +1

      @@josecarioca8785 The Commonwealth did not exist back when the Teutonic Order was subjugated, but yeah, the P-L Union did indeed cripple them in the battle of Grunwald. Both sides were predominantly cavalry though.
      Oh and by the way, I find it odd that all this time the Teutonic Knights were handing our arses to us, then we have one unlikely victory whilst having them outnumbered severely (almost 10,000 Polish-Lithuanian troops more), and suddenly nobody talks about the rest of the story. In the Thirteen Years' War the Polish armies performed abysmally!
      EDIT: typoes

  • @40jwthomas
    @40jwthomas 3 года назад +11

    It’s pretty crazy that Alexander the Great conquered “the world” without stirrups

  • @oliverminns3368
    @oliverminns3368 5 лет назад +40

    What about shock cavalry before the romans were a power, like Persian or Thessalian, that Alexander the Great used???

    • @Evili555
      @Evili555 4 года назад +2

      I think he’s talking about how Calvary sucks for melee combat which is true.

    • @Bollibompa
      @Bollibompa 3 года назад +2

      @@Evili555
      No. He explained how it _was_ a bad idea before clever innovations were made.

    • @Evili555
      @Evili555 3 года назад +1

      @@Bollibompa which is true

    • @cato3016
      @cato3016 3 года назад +2

      @@Evili555 Doesn’t answer the question. Alexander’s heavy cavalry rode their horses bareback but we’re still used to great effect in battle. I would imagine that saddles and stirrups made it a lot easier to fight on horseback, but it was never actually impossible even before they were invented.

  • @marcsavina4290
    @marcsavina4290 6 лет назад +106

    @Lindybeige
    as a former horse rider, I have a little answer, and observation, about what's said on the "controling" part.
    To control your horse, you're needing basicaly nothing more than yourself.
    You BODYWEIGHT, is more than enough, to have direct action on your horse to be exact, and how you're acting with your legs.
    When I used to ride regularly, we were trained to avoid somes accidents, coming mostly by the gears breaking when we are in action.
    Losing your stirrups? No big deal. By pressing your ankles, you're able to create enough force to not only STAY on your horse, but also rise yourself out of the saddle, and by example, be ready for jumping. (Good tip, never jump when sitting in your saddle, that's a freaking unpleasant experience)
    Same, your reins are broken? Sit on, put your weight on the back, and go in opposition with the horse.
    Want to go right or left? No big deal, push him with your leg. By this you can, with a bit of training, offering a "standard" gesture, turning in a circle, or even making him move on the side directly, staying straight and without turning his head.
    This, was also used when we were riding a horse a bit "difficult", like those who refuse to answer to the reins, and take advantage of the bit, by bitting it. With a correct training, and a horse known and trained as well, it's possible to have a complete hands-free riding without putting yourself to much in danger...
    So, I see many options for horses, even without being used to "charge" an enemy army. In first, of course, to be used as scouts. Even if he have to lift your weight, a horse will be more agile than two-wheels-basket. With it you can have high accelerations to a speed far more important than any human, you're able to climb, to jump, to pass river even by swimming. - Yes, horses are able to swim.
    Fact is, a horse will gradually less be afraid from any kind of things around him, along the fact he will create a bond of trust with his rider. That's quite basical dominance here. Horses aren't made to stay alone. If you're able to take the leading place, than he will follow your lead and be less easily scared.
    More than scouting, horses can become useful for ranged weapons. Bow, spears, javelins, whatever you could throw to your enemy... As long as you're not going close to them, you would be able to harass, disturb, and sometime break them.
    And, in the last point, a horse is able to carry two men on his back for, of course, a shorter distance... But still have a decisive speed in those ages. It's more about raiding than moving as a disciplined army, for sure. But it's not stupid to think they could have been used in those ways. And... Raid, raiders, ride, riders... That's a quite close. Maybe words could help us to betterly understand how our ancestors lived those ages.
    For what I think, again not as historian but as former rider, I have some reluctance to think cavalry was a stupid idea at the first times. I would more think that OUR vision of what is cavalry wasn't accurate for this period.
    Why using a charge when you can't armor yourself and the horse enough to survive it, when you have plenty of other utilities for them?
    As scout, quick raiding attack, to carry spearsmens or archers, you're not really in need for a saddle, or to be able to move too largely on the back of your horse.
    I think the first "cavalry" was more about harassing and hit the morals of your enemy, than directly charging into battle. And that's also why we have few remains about it. Staying on the side, easily running away from the battle, able to cover a large field, they weren't in need to have some kind of heavy stuff on their horses, and no reason to have particular weapons. A mere rope is more than helpful in some case, to assist your position and your lead.
    But... I see a big disadvantage to the early cavalry. As I said, you have three elements to take in consideration, for a rider to avoid thoses difficulties.
    Firstly, he need to be skilled and well trained. And it isn't something any men can do. It require a particular training, and I suppose it's at least a two or three years, training.
    Secondly, he'll need to have a horse well trained as well. And this, could be even hardest to find than a man suitable to ride him.
    And third, he'll need to create a bond, with his horse. All of them are differents, move differently, think, react, understand things, differently. As we are, riders, all differents.
    Those three elements are, for as far as I'm concerned, the main reason why cavalry in it early form was something only few can become.
    Why saddles, reins, stirrups, and other stuff? Well, to let cavalry become a less elitist military group, and allow less trained and skilled men to be able to do as good as the better ones. In fact, to allow it to become more global, and to finally be able to create massive groups of riders. And of course, increase their possibilities, as we see in this video.
    A stupid idea? Not really, no. But unpracticable idea? Yes, for sure.

    • @CraftQueenJr
      @CraftQueenJr 6 лет назад +4

      Marc Savina How long did this essay take to type?

    • @marcsavina4290
      @marcsavina4290 6 лет назад +13

      @@CraftQueenJr Damn long, as i'm not as fluent as I would like to be in english.
      Thank to have took time to read it ;)

    • @csquaredgaming
      @csquaredgaming 6 лет назад +5

      He made some valid points though... in closer combat, you do need the special saddles which allow you to swing your body this way and that without falling off.
      Yes, you can stay balanced on top of a horse without the saddle... but can you still swing a big heavy weapon this way and that and still keep your balance? Way, way more difficult. No amount of training can allow you to defy the laws of physics lol.

    • @aronnemcsik
      @aronnemcsik 6 лет назад +4

      I don't know why everybody forget about the living example of early cavalry. Mongols. They fit all the requirements you mentioned and some nomad tribes ruled Europe from horse back.

    • @Dell-ol6hb
      @Dell-ol6hb 6 лет назад +2

      csquared what heavy weapons would be swinging from a horse’s back? Because swords and axes, even two handed ones (though you wouldn’t use two-handed weapons on a horse’s back) aren’t really heavy at all, and you wouldn’t be swinging a lance or spear around you’d just use it to thrust and charge

  • @bigbob7672
    @bigbob7672 8 лет назад +11

    So that's why Cavalry is so effective.
    They have 4 pommels to throw at their enemies!

  • @Parhelion2
    @Parhelion2 4 года назад +10

    I was under the impression that standing up in the saddle was an important part of Calvary. Driving the power of your thrust into your legs rather than your lower back sound like a more powerful move to me.

    • @bradleythebuilder8743
      @bradleythebuilder8743 4 года назад +2

      This is the most sexual non-sexual comment that I have ever seen. I need to go deal with something......

  • @mraa9938
    @mraa9938 5 лет назад +194

    LindyBeige:
    Polish Winged Hussars: *WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY, KURWA!?*

    • @krzysztofmatuszek
      @krzysztofmatuszek 5 лет назад +20

      In Polish it would be put in a little different way: Co ty, kurwa, pierdolisz? - roughly "Da fak yo' sain?!"

    • @pwnmeisterage
      @pwnmeisterage 5 лет назад +8

      Sometimes a slap across the head says far more than any choice of words.

    • @UkrainianPaulie
      @UkrainianPaulie 5 лет назад +1

      Dupek is better.

    • @paulsnell534
      @paulsnell534 5 лет назад +1

      I'd really like to know more about the winged hussars.

  • @kraigthorne
    @kraigthorne 8 лет назад +25

    The people who first used horses in battle first used horses to hunt. They would not need any armor because they would use a bow.

  • @malcolmwright5793
    @malcolmwright5793 8 лет назад +85

    Guns were a stupid idea, until they wern't. Oh and cities. And agriculture. And language. It's almost like these things evolve slowly over time.

    • @butterlordofpraven6288
      @butterlordofpraven6288 8 лет назад +2

      100% agree.

    • @butterlordofpraven6288
      @butterlordofpraven6288 8 лет назад

      DomR1997 Same with the car or the plane.

    • @malcolmwright5793
      @malcolmwright5793 8 лет назад +12

      The first person to do it wouldn't have looked like a madman. You're falling prey to the same misleading train of thought. These things did not happen all at once, they happened gradually, something that Lindybeigh skirts around the edges of in this and other videos. It didn't start with a man riding a horse, it started with people using horses as domestic farm and pack animals. They carried things, they pulled things. Then, eventually, that transitioned into the use of things like chariots, and with horses being used by messengers and the like. And then, slowly, those horses were bred to be more efficient at these tasks. They became larger, stronger, better able to help farmers work soil, and better able to carry larger loads. *Then* people slowly transitioned towards riding them, and *then* those technologies that made cavalry warfare better were developed. There wasn't a moment where some insane person changed the script, it was a gradual series of changes that were all logical and made perfect sense in the moment.

    • @gunmunz
      @gunmunz 8 лет назад +1

      Malcolm Wright Though I still wonder what was going though the mind of the first person who drank cow/goat milk

    • @resurgent2486
      @resurgent2486 8 лет назад +1

      "Hmm, this tastes good, and is probably nutritious just like a mother's milk is for a human baby. Weird. No idea how we figured this out."
      It's not that crazy.

  • @cristian-ionutapostol8018
    @cristian-ionutapostol8018 4 года назад +12

    People misunderstand this video so hard. He's not saying Cavlary IS a stupid idea, but rather that when it was first devised it would've been seen as a stupid idea, because back then horses were skittish, petite draft animals, not hardy, war-capable mounts, and because there was no equipment or technique for doing something like that yet.

  • @nathanspencer1238
    @nathanspencer1238 7 лет назад +29

    According to Civilizations 2, horses were used first for transporting people to battle before the invention of the chariot. I think the chariot was probably originally only intended to make transportation easier, but soon got recognised for its potential as a weapon afterwards.

    • @FrarmerFrank
      @FrarmerFrank 6 лет назад +1

      Yes...they would ride up to battle and dismount to fight.
      Just staying on the Horse was probably a series of accidents that turned out good for the riders

    • @jackapgar5824
      @jackapgar5824 5 лет назад

      Farmer Frank a horse owner probaly wanted his best chance in battle, owning a horse while your dead makes no sense

  • @niklimnat1061
    @niklimnat1061 5 лет назад +71

    "Laughs in +33% cavalry combat ability"

    • @realdaggerman105
      @realdaggerman105 4 года назад +3

      nik limnat
      Laughs in inspiring leader, and both cavalry martial skills

    • @FVMCRAFT
      @FVMCRAFT 4 года назад +2

      "Laughs with %53 cavalry combat ability with hussite commonwealth"
      Time to upgrade dude.

    • @Zenovarse
      @Zenovarse 2 года назад

      Laughs in esen choros

  • @fakesummer3942
    @fakesummer3942 8 лет назад +102

    So many people have failed to comprehend the point of this video...

    • @gunmunz
      @gunmunz 8 лет назад +7

      it's the bren vs mg42 all over again

    • @snakycake4790
      @snakycake4790 8 лет назад

      The point is, Cavalry was a brilliant idea and essential to any strategic victory

    • @PumpkinHeadJim
      @PumpkinHeadJim 8 лет назад +7

      yeah, the point is blah blah blah I'm smart, look at me everyone I'm smart. fuck this dumb shit. rocks were stupid to use as tools. should have invented tools

    • @jomen112
      @jomen112 8 лет назад +3

      Half the world is less intelligent than the other half. Considering there is 140k views at the time of writing, I let the reader do the math.

    • @bobuscesar2534
      @bobuscesar2534 8 лет назад

      +big “Neckass” jim Well that's what he is basically saying but it's more like :"stones are stupid they should have used their hands! ' because you have more control of it'?"

  • @AlexRetsam
    @AlexRetsam 4 года назад +3

    Thoughts as to why stirrups would replace 4 pommelled saddles:
    - Like you mentioned, stirrups are an aid to mounting/dismounting, which would be especially useful as larger horses were bred and put to use
    -There are benefits to having different saddle designs depending on what the rider is doing or wearing i.e long distance comfort or cavalry charges or hugely armoured buttocks. Stirrups help everyone stay in the saddle but change the seat to suit their needs
    -Being able to stand up is an enormous advantage. You can use different weapons, ride different terrain and JUMP your brave steed over obstacles that would otherwise be impossible
    -Stirrups also make controlling the horse with just your knees much more effective, freeing up your hands to smite your enemies more effectively. If pressure on your saddle with your thighs is what's keeping you on the horse, you're not going to be able to train a horse to be steered by your knees and therefore you're a slave to the reigns

  • @reighzhor1058
    @reighzhor1058 5 лет назад +7

    Having ridden horses both in stirrups and bareback, I can say that it is a much more comfortable, smoother ride having the ability to raise up off the saddle and not have every bump transmitted straight into your tailbone/spine. That may be the answer to why they switched to the stirrup.

  • @GuntherRommel
    @GuntherRommel 7 лет назад +39

    This video made me want to play Civilization.

    • @DrCJSmith
      @DrCJSmith 5 лет назад

      Bryan Schmidt going to install it again.

  • @Tomartyr
    @Tomartyr 8 лет назад +81

    'probably China' the standard answer for where everything was invented probably.

    • @smygskytt1712
      @smygskytt1712 8 лет назад +40

      +Cowsrthebest
      They are now manufactured there instead.

    • @isaacvasquez4743
      @isaacvasquez4743 8 лет назад +11

      +Cowsrthebest All the modern inventions are from Japan, and built by China, and sent back for repairs by everyone else.

    • @G96Saber
      @G96Saber 8 лет назад +7

      Ironically China are traditionally really, really awful at horse-based warfare. They were smashed so many times back steppe peoples - where the horse was probably domesticated.

    • @isaacvasquez4743
      @isaacvasquez4743 8 лет назад +1

      ***** I was making a joke based on the fact that a lot of things are invented in Japan, I wasn't being serious.

    • @danb4900
      @danb4900 8 лет назад +9

      Oh flight and space travel was invented in Japan too.
      In fact the only reason why japan is so advanced is trade with the western powers where japan learned 300 years of technology in just 30 years.

  • @JerryEricsson
    @JerryEricsson 4 года назад +10

    Years back, I served with the 3rd Armored Cavalry, of course the only horses we had were for parade use, and not for battle, they had been replaced by armor, tanks, armored personal carriers and armored command tracks. When I was a young boy living on our farm, I grew up riding bareback on one of our 3 horses, we had Barney, Lady and Babe, Barney was a Shetland/quarter horse cross, Lady was a huge work horse, and Lady was a younger quarter horse that could run like the wind. Barney was a very tame horse, he would do anything for we kids but hated adults. When dad or mom would approach Barney he would nip at them or turn and ready a kick, however we kids could climb all over him, ride him and if we would fall off, he would stop dead and stand there looking at us till we got back up and remounted. Lady was skittish, she would shy away from things like you mentioned, once she was galloping along with me on her back, down the dirt road that ran past our farm. For some reason she went down into the grassy ditch that was beside the road, when she got near the fence, a large post came along, she shyed away from that and threw me right over the fence onto the soft tall grass that was nice enough to break my fall and not my bones. Babe, being a HUGE horse like to prance. Now if you have ever ridden a horse you would know that a trot is a sort of rough near run, a prance is more of a marching by a horse, a sort of trotting walk if you will, and when riding bareback it just beat the hell out of your but, but when she went into a gallop, the way we kids loved to ride, her gate was so smooth you would think you were riding the rocking horse machine outside the grocery store. Lady's gallop was even smoother, Barney could gallop but only a short distance as he was a very old horse.

  • @fakecubed
    @fakecubed 5 лет назад +33

    Should have changed the picture in back from Jeor Mormont to Kkal Drogo for this video.

    • @josey6231
      @josey6231 5 лет назад +1

      Daario Naharis would work too

  • @stillkickin3919
    @stillkickin3919 5 лет назад +63

    "My kingdom for an ostrich!"

  • @killcancer6499
    @killcancer6499 6 лет назад +22

    I think stirrups were helpful to archers. It seemed to work for the Mongols. They were pretty effective cavalrymen.

    • @boleslawszemplinski2549
      @boleslawszemplinski2549 5 лет назад +1

      You are absolutely right. In order to shoot properly from a horse you need to lift off and your butt cheeks cannot be in contact with the saddle. Otherwise everything is very shaky

    • @CataciousAmogusevic
      @CataciousAmogusevic 5 лет назад

      And Turks

    • @CataciousAmogusevic
      @CataciousAmogusevic 5 лет назад

      And Magyars

  • @nickscurvy8635
    @nickscurvy8635 3 года назад +21

    I can't help but love lindybeige because he harnesses the childlike wonder and excitement of a 9 year old coupled with the expertise and intellect of a professor.

  • @papabeanguy
    @papabeanguy 5 лет назад +41

    You are forgetting that stirrups give you the ability to "stand up" in in the saddle. As someone that used to ride horsed I can tell you that this is actually very useful.

    • @kidthebilly7766
      @kidthebilly7766 5 лет назад +1

      you are actually dumb

    • @birdmanlilwaynemyson9247
      @birdmanlilwaynemyson9247 5 лет назад +4

      @@kidthebilly7766 y tho

    • @kidthebilly7766
      @kidthebilly7766 5 лет назад +3

      @@birdmanlilwaynemyson9247 because lindybiege isnt saying cavalry is stupid hes saying it was a dumb idea and whoever had the idea to ride horses in the battle was insane but it somehow pulled through and became a viable fighting style

    • @jadenmoseley8518
      @jadenmoseley8518 4 года назад

      KidtheBilly did you even read Hukens comment

    • @moritztabor7804
      @moritztabor7804 4 года назад

      @@kidthebilly7766 Well, after your words it seems you are the dumb one here, my friend

  • @qbek_san
    @qbek_san 8 лет назад +57

    Winged Hussars vs Swedish infrantry
    had KD ratio 12/1 in war
    Commonwealth vs Sweden

    • @jacobsrooms
      @jacobsrooms 8 лет назад +9

      ikr, hax confirmd

    • @SonnyKnutson
      @SonnyKnutson 8 лет назад +5

      I love how you randomly spew a number. I Googled Polish Hussar vs Sweden Infantry and I get no results showing any battles where only Hussar and Infantry fought each other. Extremely few battles where the forces were in a fairly evenly matched position and numbers. The Hussar was always a very small part of the whole force and same with the Sweden Infantry. Also you only mentioned the Infantry. You didn't mention the Swedish Cavalry which I saw numerous times mentioned dealing a great blow to the Hussar.
      Where is your source for the number and what battle was it with only Hussar vs Infantry? Was it 1000 vs 1000? or 3000 Hussar vs 100 infantry. Cuz then it's easy to get high KD.

    • @Bartekkru100
      @Bartekkru100 8 лет назад +8

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Kircholm

    • @Bartekkru100
      @Bartekkru100 8 лет назад +3

      I think, that you didn't search long enough, it the first thing to pop up when you type "polish hussar vs sweden" in google

    • @qbek_san
      @qbek_san 8 лет назад +1

      Also, the Keshik chivalry and horse archers enabled mongolian empire to be the one of biggest empires in the world.

  • @athaclanor
    @athaclanor 6 лет назад +14

    Stirrups became common when the horses started getting taller, and the horses started getting taller because of stirrups, synergy of selection.

    • @philperry4699
      @philperry4699 5 лет назад +4

      A side note on stirrups: for a long time all shoes/boots were flat-soled. You had to be careful standing in the stirrups with your lance or spear that your foot didn't slip through and leave the horse dragging you along by your ankle. It seems the Persians invented the heel to act as a stop to keep you from slipping through. Very early 16th or 17th century, a Persian noble toured western Europe with a cavalry guard, and soon every nobleman was trying to wear higher heels than the next. It got so bad that kings had to declare who could wear what height of heel. Now, high heels are something a woman wears to look sexy (really... the changed geometry of her legs forces her to arch her back and thrust out her butt).

    • @KnightofAssyria
      @KnightofAssyria 4 года назад

      @@philperry4699 Do you have sources for this? Toe stirrups and stirrups in general were originated in India region, and the high heeled horse sole thing probably originated from there that the Persians later borrowed and took.

    • @philperry4699
      @philperry4699 4 года назад

      @@KnightofAssyria I vaguely recall an article ten or fifteen years ago, possibly in _Smithsonian_ magazine, although possibly it may have been online (a reliable site).

  • @secretbaguette
    @secretbaguette 4 года назад +7

    4:02-4:13
    11 straight seconds of Lloyd yelling about crisp packets.