Nateland | Ep #49 - Nothing
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- Опубликовано: 30 июн 2024
- On this week's episode of the Nateland Podcast, the guys discuss nothing in particular. Aaron recaps his wedding, Brian shares his car problems which led to a wet weekend, and Nate talks about playing golf with Larry The Cable Guy.
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0:00 - Comment Roundup
5:20 - Stuck in an elevator
42:25 - Aaron's wedding
46:18 - Trying to eat healthy on the road
53:48 - Aaron's honeymoon
1:05:00 - Brian's wet weekend
1:14:35 - America's hiring problem
1:23:40 - Renewing your vows
1:28:42 - Wedding speeches in a room full of comics
1:33:00 - Golfing with Larry the Cable Guy
1:37:37 - Space Force
Co-hosts: Brian Bates ( / brianbatescomic ) & Aaron Weber ( / realaaronweber )
Podcast produced by Nateland Productions, Nate & Laura Bargatze
Recording and Editing by Genovations Media
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One of the many things I love about Nateland is how professional the whole thing is and how committed they are to doing it week after week. I know it must be tough with touring to coordinate everyone's schedules to make this happen every week. I also love that its in-person only and not over Zoom. Its obvious that Nate gets it. He understands if it's worth doing, its worth doing all the way. Even in a podcast about "nothing" its clear a ton of work goes into it. I for one, love it.
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Finally something Nate is supremely qualified to talk about 🙏
Nate's reading cadence is like a theme park roller coaster. He speeds downhill by stringing 7-8 words together. Then he hits the climb and chugs through 5-6 words until he hits the slope again. Well worth the wait in line.
"Everywhere I go there is a trail of tears." That is definitely what Brisket's netflix special should be called.
🤣🤣🤣
Congratulations to the newlyweds, Mr. and Mrs. AaronLand.
Glad Nate said “it’s like that bird movie by Alfred Hitchcock” when the name of the film is in fact The Birds.
I love that Aaron brought up his friend and the movie theater popcorn. As a kid, my mom would take me and my friends to the movies: but the deal was that she would drive us if I would go inside, get her a large popcorn, and bring it back out to her in our van. It was unbelievably humiliating as a kid. As a parent now… I get it.
Thanks for the laughs as always. God bless!
This whole time I thought Dusk Luxe was Nate's attempt at saying Deluxe.
same
Heavenly days me too
As a big Seinfeld fan, seeing an episode about "Nothing" made me extremely happy! I love you guys, and I look forward to the show every week!
Came here to say this too Trevor
I was totally expecting the episode to be about Seinfeld because of the "Nothing" reference.
Nate totally missing the Tony Gwynn point and then saying "I totally get your point" is spot-on for this podcast.
I racked my brain thinking about what kinda of mundane topic you guys could talk about today and I never would’ve guessed *N O T H I N G*
🤣🤣🤣
i bet this comment will be read next episode 😂
I was wondering whether choosing “nothing” as the topic would be a mistake. We got our answer about one minute into the topic when Nate uttered the sentence “khakis are fun.” Is this the level of excitement we should expect now that all three of you are married?
I love watching Nate be baffled by the English language every single episode. Like he's going to know the difference between a noun and an adjective.
Love it when Nate asks if people drink olive juice and Aaron replies that he is not sure there is so much juice in olives, probably mostly water as they are so tightly packed.
One thing to explore in a future episode might be ”Where does olive oil come from?”. Thanks for a great Podcast and greetings from Sweden!
Just the fact that ACTUAL companies pay Nate to read their ads constantly amazes me. What's even more amazing is that Aaron and Bovine don't even snicker in the background to be respectful of the companies that pay for the ad.
Nate's "khakis are fun" is for sure the most married thing I have ever heard.
I saw the episode was about "nothing." I thought.. this must be a rerun.
I think I learned more about Wall Street in the episode literally about “Nothing” than the actual Wall Street episode.
This episode title is very on brand for you guys. Never a dull episode!
The stories about movie theaters had me remembering that the theater in our town used to have a call in voicemail line and I can still recite it word for word with the inflections that he used...."Hi and thanks for caaaaaalling THE cinema One & Two, where we have free refills on our large popcorn, large drinks, gift passes on sale, and a new ICEE machine. Recently we have added a credit and debit card machine but it is QUITE persnickety - so please be prepared to pay with cash as well. Upcoming movie times are as follows:" It's been YEARS since theater even existed, but for some reason, I can still hear his recording in my head.
I'm a huge podcast fan and this one is quickly becoming my number one must listen.
Brian needs to go all over America on the "Home in time for 60 Minutes" tour. You'll sell out every bingo hall from Sarasota, FL to to Prescott, AZ. I'll even be your roadie as long as we can eat dinner before the show.
The best podcasting has to offer
“Nothing”? I would say this is finally a topic you guys are suited for, but knowing Armadillo he’ll inevitably turn it into something philosophical!
Existentialism on AaronLand!
Hello folks! Just wanted to compliment the hats Nate, Bubble, and Aaron. I’m an airman stationed in okc. My wife is as well she’s doing a war fighter excercise but we wanted to say thanks for sporting the logo! We were sad to see the okc show sold out but hoping we can make the Tulsa show. Probably visit her sister while we are up there in one fell swoop!
Thanks to both you and your wife's service Tyler. It allows old retired farts like me to relax. FYI ... I sent the fellas the hats and was thrilled to see them being worn.
Not sure if I listen to you folks too much but this might be a sign that I do. I am a pastor and this past Sunday, when I got up to preach, the first thought that popped into my head was "Hello, Folks". It might have been the Holy Spirit, not sure! I am a little late to the Nateland Party but so glad my son introduced me to it. Thanks for making me laugh on a daily basis. Also, Nate, could you please attempt to say Ecclesiastes? Ron B
Brian had that "Caloric" in the gun and loaded!!! He wanted to get ahead of all us commenters... Lol
49 episodes in and Boinkboink finally wears a hat.
😂😂😂
My friend got married this weekend, and I wrote the Michael Scott quote about welding in the card. She loved it lol
I literally cackled when I read this week's title. Never in the history of the world has anything made more sense, and I am deeply satisfied by it.
Congratulations to fellow ape @aaronweber not only on your wedding but the incredible run for AMC Theatres we’ve all been waiting for that just started. Nothing like $12 to $64 this week, over 100% yesterday. It was great to hear you joined the apes back in the Wall Street episode. I just hope Nate and Bubble Guts did as well.
You guys should do a whole episode on elevators. Elevators are great because you can have a 30 second conversation with someone and never have to see them again. My go to is "Have you seen the movie Devil before? Five people get trapped in an elevator, one of them is the Devil, and they get murdered one by one. Really fun movie."
I'll go proofread this now.
By far, one of my favorite episodes!
Pitch for episode 50, "Comments ". An all comments episode.
I worked at a movie theater. The movie theater doesn't make much off of the ticket price which is why the concession stand prices are so high. Most places would definitely let you just buy food without a ticket. Love the podcast Nate, Aaron and Belt Buckle.
Finally, a show about Nothing!
Let's Go Folks!! Nate referring to John Augenstein as an alternative instead of an alternate got me going again after I had finally gained control after Brian's wet pants story. We all got NOTHING out of this podcast and LOVED it! Congratulations Aaron.
The amount I now say “I meannn” after listening to this podcast for a few months is UNBELIEVABLE. Keep up the good work fellas!
Awesome hats. Way to support the air force. My daughter is serving in the air force now. Thanks for your service and sacrifices anyone serving in the armed forces.
I was visiting a friend in Dallas several years ago and while I was waiting for him to get off work I decided to see a movie by myself, in order to pass the time. The only thing starting at the time when I arrived was "Walk Hard: The Dewy Cox Story." So I watched it in a theater with only 5 people. It was very raunchy, and only 3 of us made it through the entire movie.
When the film was over, I still hadn't heard from my friend, so I decided to just stay in that theater and sit through the movie again. My rationale was that if he texted, telling me he was off work, I would've already seen the movie and could walk out whenever. As the people started rolling in for the next showing I began noticing a much older crowd with a lot of grey hairs and even some blue hairs among them. Having just seen the movie I kept thinking that these people are really NOT going to enjoy this movie. Unbeknownst to me, they switched what movie was being shown in that particular theater and the next movie starting was the Tom Hanks film, Charlie Wilson's War. Which was still surprisingly raunchy, but much more tame than Walk Hard....
When I was in Submarine “A” School in the navy, part of our training was to stand watch for HOURS inside the elevators. Keep it up Folks!!
Sounds like Independent Aaron Was skeptical about his worlds colliding.... Congratulations!! glad Lucy didn't have to lick the invitation envelopes!!
The hats look fantastic fellas. Another great episode.
WOW! Thank you Nateland!
Aaron looks great and doesn’t deserve this thought, but when he said he was going dogsledding in Alaska I got an image of them saying “Hang on sir, we’re gonna need to strap a few extra Huskies on before you can go” 😂
The ultimate One Fell Swoop ride at Nateland theme park should FOR SURE be one of those sky trolley rides that goes through the whole park and leisurely takes you to to every location :) love this show!!!
I'm hooked listening/watching you guys. But sometimes I have to pause mid-show while listening at work from laughing so hard my face turns red.🤣
Please bring spouses on an episode.
Love this one! Brings us back to the first episode when they didn't have a topic. A relaxed episode, love you guys!
Hello Folks,
Sorry it took me a few weeks to catch up. My aunt passed away unexpectedly. Thank you Nate, for telling the Nick Noviki story on episode 47. Keep up the good work as always. You, Aaron, and Bridge Critter, help to keep me going when I need an escape and a good laugh.
I started ep 1 around 3 weeks ago. I'm now on ep 42. Can't stop listening and laughing. Watching the woman sewing on a bicycle and listening to you talk about it had me in tears. When I catch up how to I cope with not being able to benge the pod. Also I won't know if you read this comment until I catch up. Good luck to me! All words matter is one of my favorite lines. Thanks guys and also brewsky bates.
Hello Folks, I ought to not use too many commas just in case Nate reads it, but I wanted to say thank you for the best podcast! It came at a time where I really needed it , I had just lost my ten year old and this podcast always made my day better. She was a good dog. PS. Took my truck in for an air diagnostic test it turns out it was just beaucoup’s wheeze
Hello Folks! There is an amusement park outside of Charlotte NC that is sits right on the NC/SC line. When you walk in there is a line down the center of the walkway showing you to boarder. It might be easier for Nate to find Carowinds than it will be for him to remember the small town that does the same thing. Plus, they have an all you can eat meal plan.
Alternate show name:
"Nate and two Benign Air Force Sergeants"
Let's go! Nice hats
Great Episode and had lot's of fun watching it. All Y'all are funny!
I definitely understand Nate when he talks about the nipple issue. I could never wear Under armor shirts in school during track or football practice because my stupid nipples always showed through which is an open invitation in High school to get a nipple twister.
Cut out ice cream and dairy, it’s full of estrogen puffing up your nipples @nateland😊
Nate, thanks for all of your advice for aspiring comedians. The stuff you've talked about on this podcast and others like HotBreath has been really helpful. Some comedians just answer the questions but you always seem like you truly want to help out. Been a fan since The Standups, it's been so damn cool to be along for the ride!
I got stuck on "space mountain" @ Disneyland, stuck in the dark for about 10min! Then, few yrs later I got stuck in a elevator in a Vegas hotel (and the lights shut off too) for about 30min. Love the show!
Nate mentioned how dangerous moose are - I’m from Winnipeg, and our AHL team (one league below the NHL) is called the Manitoba Moose. They ended up moving to St. John’s, Newfoundland (home of the Newfies) for a few years when the Jets came back to Winnipeg. They ditched the Moose name because there are so many moose related deaths due to car accidents with them in Newfoundland.
I think they sometimes regulate where the concession stands are so they can try to prevent people from sneaking in to theaters
Hello Folks! When I saw the title I thought we were going to get some Notre Dame philosophy type lecture on what “nothing” actually is. I’m glad it wasn’t that educational. Love the show! Keep up the great work!
I listen to you guys while I workout and hearing Nate talk about soy almost made me drop the bar on my head 😂😂
I think we deserve an episode on elevators in an elevator. I've never been aware of elevator speeds before but because of this episode I will now start ranking buildings by how fast there elevators go.
I used to listen to educational pods/ab's but now hooked on this (bc love your stand-up) and slogan should be "Meaningless Mistakes are Made"
Very happy right now thank you!
I loved Nate's Mitch Hedberg reference when talking about Reese's Pieces! I'm not even sure he realized he was doing it, which is apropos, because I used to listen to a Mitch Hedberg do much his jokes are part of my vernacular as much as The Office, Seinfeld, an old hilarious documentary called Hands On A Hardbody, and now Nateland podcast references!!!
Olive Juice the hats boys!! Great pod! Let’s Go!! 🍻👍😎
Hello Folks!! Saying Reese's Pieces the way Nate did is definitely a southern thing. I lived in Tennessee until I was twelve and grew up saying it just like y'all do. When I moved to New Jersey around 4 years ago, the first time I said Reese's Pieces at school, I got laughed at by my entire lunch table. I also got the same reaction when I said tennis shoes instead of sneakers. Love the podcast, let's go.
Hey Folks! I Heard Nate, Blarg and Aaron talking about restaurants and embarrassing moments, reminded me of my first date as a pre-teen. My parents gave me $20 dollars to pay and I took my crush to a small diner. When the bill came I proudly took the 20 dollar bill from my pocket and held it by the edges with my fingers to "snap it" like I've seen in the movies and immediately ripped the bill in two. I was too young to know you could just tape the bill back together and panicked and called my parents for help while stalling the waitress with a water request. My parents told me to "ask the waitress for some tape you idiot."
There was no 2nd date. That was almost 30 years ago and I still cringe when I think about it.
Thanks for the laughs guys.
P.S Maybe they sell some kind of noise reducing mic filters for Whistles in the back there.
Hello Folks! Birdshot wearing a hat threw me off balance, like Aaron walking around with a gout flare-up. Love the show, and can't wait 'til your tour hits Ohio!
When Nate said "my dumb fat nipples" .. Oh my definitely made me pause and rewind a few times!!! Now I need to see the post you're talking about!
Finally, a topic that y'all are experts on. No Wikipedia needed
Was out of town alone without my wife. Was riding the elevator late at night and, just as the doors are about to close, a haggardly hand sneaks through, pries the door open, looks at me in the eye and says, "do you consent to me joining you?"
That man later invited me in "for a drink", which Cosby taught me to decline.
New listener to the podcast. I’m about 11 episodes in, also keeping up with the new episodes as they come out and I absolutely love it all. Best part is that I still don’t catch it when people call Byron the wrong name. Someone could probably say Gabe or Jason at this point and I would be none the wiser until Nate or Aaron pointed it out
I think that the practice of selling food for exorbitant prices *inside* the theatre goes back to Shakespeare and the Globe Theatre. BTW Shakespeare would be an amazing episode. Lots of showbiz traditions there "Break a leg" "Box Office" hundreds of things that we say ALL the time started with Billy S.
Really enjoy the no topic episode ✅
Hello folks! In the “Nothing” episode when Aaron mentioned he knew someone who went to a theme park and ate lunch there everyday, Nate said that “makes unbelievable sense” to do that. At first I missed it but then gave it some thought about how ridiculous that statement was. I would say it’s unbelievable how little sense that statement makes. How can something make sense and be unbelievable? The only thing that made sense about that statement was that Nate said it. This podcast makes unbelievable sense. Love the show guys!
I thought this was the topic of every episode
New episode? Let’s go!
Not relevant to this episode, but this episode was about nothing. So the timing seems right. My son Lincoln and I are huge hockey fans. We went to a game in Pittsburgh a few weeks ago and he asked me why everyone was chanting "Let's go Pens" I told him that Pens was short for PANGWINS and leaned real close to his ear as I shouted PANGWINS. He's only six, but he gave me the same look my wife gives me when I do something stupid, but the rest of the game, when the chant started, he started chanting "Let's go PANGWINS!" Anyway, you guys are awesome, I love what Char Broil and Bummer are bringing to the table these days. Y'all are really hitting your stride. Thanks for a great podcast!
Today I found out that Olive Oil and Olive Juice are two different things. Education podcasts are great!
I didn't look into this, but I believe you can take a class at Notre Dame on Olive Fluids.
Finally. A topic Nate's education can cover. Looking forward to the two other topics nate is qualified to cover: Golf, and only owning like 2 outfits.
Hello folks! Here is my little golf story.
I was golfing with my older brother and I was on the tee. The group ahead was putting about 300+ yards away. I thought to myself, "There is no way I will even come close to them". So I decided to tee off. The ball went dead straight, which is completely out of the ordinary for me as I'm an awful golfer and slice everything. The ball bombed all the way to green and just missed one of the group by inches. I started laughing out of nervous relief that I didn't hurt anybody. The putter that was almost hit prob heard me laughing and flipped us off and picked up my ball and threw it over the fence onto the train tracks. This made me laugh even harder but enraged my brother who has a short temper. He jumped in our golf cart and "floored it" towards the green. The sight of the group hurrying to finish putting while looking back at my brother slowly racing towards them at 5 miles an hr down the fairway was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I was cry laughing on one knee. Golf is a fun game. (That was the best shot I did all day.) Love the show guys. Thanks for the laughs.
Congrats to Aaron and Lucy on your recent nuptials!
Hello folks! Is it just me or did this feel like an audio episode of Seinfeld? The tv show that was literally about nothing just had a podcast version 😂
Keep up the good work guys!
I'm sweating laughing at the squirrel jokes!!!
Thnx fellas
My brother started his best man’s speech at my wedding with the Micheal Scott speech about welding.
I can relate to Barbell here with the rodent/car fiasco. I bought my dream truck, a Ford Raptor and had rodents chew through the wiring harness twice. Without insurance it would have been around $6K but they considered it an "act of God"(Which is a little over-the-top to call a rodent that if you ask me). I was even investigated by my insurance company because they thought I was lying. I ended up selling the truck because it wasn't worth the trouble and constant anxiety of wondering when it would happen next. Needless to say, there was an all out war declared on rodents on my property from then on. I tried everything to stop it. You can buy tape with pepper in it made by Honda for this reason, and they chewed through it.
When The Lord of the Rings came out I wanted to see it, but I was working late night or very early morning shifts at Starbucks and going to junior college. I got off work at 12:30 PM one day after an opening shift and went to the movie. I fell asleep about 6 minutes into the show, woke up to the end credits. I didn't have a lot of money so I went and begged for my money back. They gave me a ticket come back, but I never got around to it. I still have never seen the movie and it has been 20 years.
Hello, Folks! First off, good luck with my last name. I can already hear Nate stretching it out to six or seven syllables and yelling at Buttercup for picking this comment. Second, I found the podcast about 2 months ago and love every bit of it. I wanted to rush through them to be able to leave a comment, and the big payoff was an episode about literally nothing. Keep it up!
In need of merch that says “Golly!”
"let's go!" Is just football talk. Has any football team at any level not screamed that 30 times a game? Maybe ya'll just sleeping on how athletic Nate is.
Movie theaters make very little, if any, on selling you a ticket after expenses. The entire theater is sustained by the markup of concessions. Any theater would gladly take your money on the 1200% markup on popcorn for you to shamefully drive it home and funnel it down your gullet.
I am one of those people.
Nate, wild Bill Hickok, and Aaron just wanna be your friend slugger. This podcast is the audio/visual representation of the fact that in America we put a circle pizza in a square box and cut it into triangles.
When I saw, "The episode about nothing"... I was like, "Yes! Finally A Seinfeld episode!"
Could you imagine being in that government meeting talking about the unintended consequences of mandating plant based fuel lines, and being the dude that suggests that it could attract animals? That dude would have lost his job that day.
I remember calling the movie theater and the movie times were on a loop. If you caught it at the wrong time you just had to wait until it made it back to the movie you were interested in.
Brian to Nate: "No, we're the same age."
Aaron: *smacks his lips so loud that aliens hears it*
Texas boys are coming to Naples!!! Loved the show in Indianapolis so much I’m bring 2 buddies to Naples with me!
Shout out to Baby spice and A-Aron. Congrats on getting married too! #TeamGoutDoubt
Mark from texas
I haven't started listening yet, but seeing the time stamp list show "stuck in an elevator" for 40 minutes of the show makes me wonder if you're going to walk us through the experience minute by minute.
The episode was titled "Nothing" but since they spent over 37 minutes talking about it, they should have just called it "Stuck In An Elevator".
The Grill got married and it wasn't even in the Top 5 of topics.
10/10