Crazy Conspiracists Think Biden is Dead, Pornhub Pulls Out of Nebraska & Lamorne You Know
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- Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
- Guest Host Lamorne Morris talks about Newsweek asking for Trump’s comment on his monologue last night, Kamala Harris having her first official rally in Milwaukee, crazy right wing conspiracies that Joe Biden is actually dead, Delta canceling thousands of flights because of the worldwide computer glitch, Pornhub deciding to pull their site out of Nebraska, an accident involving the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile, and Lamorne shares some public service announcements he recently shot.
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If Lauren Bobert checks Joe Biden’s pulse, tell her the fingers go to the side of the neck or the underside of the wrist, not like the technique she showed in the Denver theater.
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Never heard of Lamorne Morris , he's smooth and hilarious. . I'm an instant fan,. Give this man his own late night show!
Check him out on new girl, he made his career there
@@javier10103Winnie the Bish!
He was hilarious in New Girl.
This race has officially turned into Cops and Robbers
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😂GREAT COMMENT!
trump 4ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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This race has officially turned into the USA in a nutshell.
You guys never got out of the wild west.
Lauren Boebert: _"He needs to get in front of some camera [sic] and discuss if he's aware that he dropped out. Hiding is completely unacceptable."_
I love how she has absolutely no shame in trying to tell other people what is "completely unacceptable". Much like Marjorie Taylor Greene recently telling the head of the Secret Service, _"you're a failure at your job."_
If only these people could hear themselves the way rational people hear them. 😂
And lauren and marge need to stay away from cameras.
Well said!
@@oliviasimonich2386 They should be in jail for treason.
Neither Boebert or MTG are too bright
MTG and Lauren Gropert are both less self-aware than ChatGPT.
This Lamont guy is killing it.
3:45 "United lost my bag and my father-in-law" should have been followed up with "I miss my bag"
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That’s really good 😂
If 'money is speech', then the country screaming for Kamala.
This former Nebraskan appreciates the corn 🌽 jokes! 🤣
Also the joke was told by Terrence Crawford's twin.
You may not live there now, but you are still Nebraskan at heart!
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So enjoying this young man. Still laughing over the corn jokes
"Cornilingus!"
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Cool. Did you like how bullied guy in crowd?
@@nopenope5042 I suspect it was with permission. To much at stake if the guy publicly complained, say, after the show on social media. But, yeah, it might have been intimidating if he was randomly lit up.
@@aggressiveattitudeera887suddenly everyone are SNL fans😅
@@nopenope5042he’s been on the show before. He’s a paid actor.
When Biden shows up somewhere I suppose they’re going to say he’s AI. 😄
No they're gonna say it's either hunter Biden or Bernie Sanders in a mask
Today he entered air force one and people said it was not Biden, but a clone or an actor. 😂
Hologram!!!! 😮😮😮 😂
@@MissRed92837 What about a clone of an actor?
@@MissRed92837Anyone seen Ashli Babbitt? Been missing since Jan 6th??
I could have done without the sneak-attack clip of Roseanne right before bed.
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His face in the colored star saying Lamorne you know is the funniest thing I saw today 😅
"Two Girls, one Cob" I'm searching this rn 😂
DON"T!!! STOP OR YOU WILL REGRET IT!!! I know and can NEVER forget it.
Yeah, I'm kind of ashamed by proxy at what a high percentage of the audience got that reference.
It's only Tuesday and already it feels like Trump is that car in Nascar that's shredding apart and parts, bits of tire, and fire are going everywhere
Honestly, you described the situation perfectly
And we rejoice, Lordy Lordy!
I hope he won't cause collateral damage.
Lmaooo
Good visual!
We can only hope.
Mr. Morris is a wonderful host.
New Host
Like a lame substitute filling in for your favorite teacher.
No. I didn't think this show could be worse.
The Oscar Mayer jingle 🤣😂🤣
my mother would be so proud. 🤣🤣
Oprah's thinking: "It took Tyler Perry an entire weekend to make that little bit of change?"
What a joke Lauren Boebert is. Captain Obvious, I know.
The joke is on the Americans that elected her 😬
Bro had to tell his boss he was gonna be late for work because he got smashed by a wiener.🤣
Thanks. I cracked up 💯
When Jimmy decides to pass the torch my vote is for Lamorne this guy is hilarious never realized how funny he was
He was on new girl. My favorite character
@@fallonjasovsky1704Winnie the Bish ❤️
@@JT-lp9ng love it.
I was looking for this comment 😂@@JT-lp9ng
The corn jokes 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2:37 republicans who have never been exposed to “peek-a-boo”, and have reached adulthood without establishing object permanence… 😂😂😂😂😂
Wasn’t CornHub made as a joke on John Oliver? By the way, the guy in the audience sure looks like John Oliver. 😅
He's one of the writers.
The officer who sang the Oscar Mayer song was the funniest! Bring back Wanda Sykes & Chelsea Handler to guest host like last yr!
Whyd they pick on yhe guy with the glasses like that??😂
Poor dude right? Lol I thought it was scripted but doesn’t look to be at all.
I hope he was a plant. otherwise it was painful to watch him get picked on
He's a staff writer for the show. His name is Gary Greenberg. He's been on stage with Jimmy numerous times.
@@thomasfirby7134 Thank goodness! I came on here just to look that up. He did a great job looking new and confused.
Crazy conspiracy theories are mentioned. Very next thing we see is a Newsmax clip. What're the odds?
Nothing like fake conspiracies. Russia collusion anyone?lol.
I wonder if they do it just for free advertising on shows like this.
We love your show jimmy kimmel and we love your guest home lamorne morris
I was not expecting, "I'm not gone lie to you, I'm a lil high right now." 😂
That hit home both figuratively and literally. 😋
Thumbs up for Jake Byrd's rendition of Oscar Meyer!!!! I love that man.
LAMORNE YOU KNOW 🎶
Love it!
"Corni-lingus!"
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I love Jimmy's guest hosts, I always do. But can we get Ke Huy Quan as a guest host puhleeeez???
There's not enough Illuminati jokes in the world.
👀 Where’s Melania, & not her body double we saw trump with the other day? Where is Melania? 👀💯👀
Selling stuff on e bay She knows the old guy is broke
Check hole #7 at Mar A Lago
Fox would have more credibility if they asked "where is Shelly?"
I think it was her! She wouldn’t kiss him or hold his hand. Classic Melanie.
Maybe she's trying to get her old job back-- the place where she met Comrade Bonespurs -- the Kit Kat Club! Vote blue or else we're through!
i hope the audience member knew ahead and was on it. very rude otherwise.
When they did this on Conan, it was always a plant, usually an intern.
He's a writer for the show. His name is Gary Greenberg.
Lamorne You Know heeds to be a regular thing.
Can’t wait for Jimmy to return🧡 love you Jimmy and I know you’re hugging your children and just being a Dad.
Why they gotta zero in on that guy like that?
Hahahhaha
I thought that too
He is supposedly a paid actor who knew about the bit before it aired????
Love this guy! I'd never heard of him before, but now he's my very favorite guest host so far!
He was great on the show New Girl. Funny dude!
@@Torrey33327 Thanks for telling me that. I realize now that I did see him on that show and thought he was great on it, but just forgot his name.
I want proof of life for Melinaia
She must be AI, she's not very animated.
She was at the RNC, never changed expression, and walked out on stage after Drumph's speech, only to turn her head when he bent in to kiss her. 😅
Melania?
Not even you can dignify the woman by mentioning her by her true name.
Good lord, Trump is way too old! 😂 🇺🇸 💙
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And biden isisn't? Trumps not senile.
@@Rome_Falling Yes Trump is senile and certifiably insane.
@@Rome_FallingCovfefe he isn't!!!
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😂looks like you can't spell lol
You're really going to take the word of anyone from FOX news, Rosanne Barr, or Tucker Carlson?
I ❤ Lamont 😂
No shade on Lamorne (super impressed with him) or the other guest hosts, but how can Jimmy leave us now? How can he miss THIS?
Hey Lamorne!! You are doing such a great job!!! I would watch your talk show if you landed one. Hint hint.
Miss you, Jimmy!
You forgot "CORN IN THE CAN"
Props for " Lamorne You Know"
Give this man a show!
Yes, he’s hilarious! 👍🏼
Ok, The "Lamorne You Know" needs to be clipped for a short.
No ones gonna talk about him absolutely roasting that guy in the audience for no reason? 😂
Lamorne Morris was in "Game Night, 2018 . . . too funny! 🤣
Are they really that crazy?
Oh honey, they surprise me every day!!
Yes, yes they are....
Lol i know you are not surprised
Is Jimmy Kimmel still alive though? 🤔
Enjoying his vacation!
I believe he’s in Italy with his buddy Stern!
I like that Kimmel keeps new content with guest host while on vacation....
We need this cause when Kimmel, Colbert and Meyers go on vacation at the same time, its a very dark time.
lets go dems we got this
Kamala is unburdened by what has been
And she has become Brat.
Poor Jimmy, he missed all the fun.
Winnie the Bish!
Love the suit today and yesterday ❤
Me squinting at my tv to see better to assess the suit. I agree though! 🤌
Please vote for democracy, vote blue
I am demanding proof of brains. BRAINS, BRAINS, more BRAINS, LOL.
Come on, Winston!!!
Great show Lamont.
One of the better guest hosts….
Always hilarious
I miss Jimmy...
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Lamorne is hilarious
He’s running around with Howard Stern.
He will be back. Everybody needs to take time for their family... And sanity!
This Lamorne Morris is very funny and very original.
So why did I only discover him a few days ago, when he began Guest-Hosting Kimmel?
Maybe because I am 70 years old, and not into all the new Streaming Platforms?
I am old enough to remember when young Comics (Eddie Murphy, Jerry Seinfeld, etc.) would be invited to tell jokes on Johnny Carson, and other shows!
What happened to that?
Carson never seemed to mind having these people on his show.
So why doesn't that happen today?
Lamorne was one of the best parts of New Girl, give him some more episodes!
The Final is the best 😂😂😂😂 Lamorne You Know 10:32
Lamorne really is pretty good at this whole late night hosting thing...
yo Lamorne! rules R da rules!
puff puff puff pass bro!!!
02:33 - Who in the hell would send an email asking for "proof of life?" Great, let's see that email.
Hi from New Zealand 🇳🇿
Hello sos i need to come live there and get away from this crazy country 🤪
Yo man, look right under your feet: I'm saying hello from the other side of the globe, Italy.
I genuinely adored your BMO ads!
Hope u have fun doing Kimmel
Butt stuff
He has a name! Now I can stop referring to him as "BMO Guy."
Only out-of-towners can get into those late night shows!
I have honestly never heard of this guy before in my life, but he seems pretty cool
LaMorne Morris is hilarious! I would gladly watch him host his own show.
Great job Lamorne🎉
These people are off their rockers.
Too funny. He is doing a great job
LAMORNE MORRIS!!! You are a GREAT HOST!!!! I hope you host AGAIN SOON!!!!👍👍👍👍👍
Forget "Weekend At Bernies " , we are living "Idiocracy" .
4:41 That's bald John Oliver!!!
They should have taken the sound of the bat hitting the ground out if they wanted us to think it flew through a window 😂
Let's go! This guy's great
I love Lamorne!
Much funnier than Anthony Anderson 😮 10:28
These guest hosts show potential & this is a great audition for them, but Martin Short is in the pro leagues, he has the chops! The big dogs have the experience combined with their talents & charisma.
I would have gone with "smart doody head".
Ok but what is that shirt, I want one. Gorgeous.
Lamorne You Know 😂😂😂😂 8:43
I love you Lamont… uh, I mean Lamorne💙 YOU ARE FUNNY & energizing!! Brilliant👏
lamorne you know -- LOL
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Biden posted today his condolences to the deceased President's family.
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@@susanrhodes9079 Yeah .. and called the deceased '. .losers and suckers'! Oh, wait!
Lamore you know needs to be a daily thing, hilarious.
To see him go from commercials to hosting Kimmel is crazy
Lamorne's really funny. I love him as a guest host!
These GOP conspiracies just go to show how very desperate they are right now. They're freaking out over Kamala 😹
Then that automatically makes Kamala president if he IS dead, lol
Lamorne is a great host!!! Bring him back!!!