HE CALLED OUT EVERYONE! | George Carlin- Advertising & BS (Reaction)
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- Опубликовано: 11 янв 2023
- These routines are absolutely genius. I love how he speaks his mind too. The greatest part about this is he probably tilts people just from being himself and we all have that right. Damn this was so good.
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"7 dirty words you can't say on television" would be a great routine to watch especially considering what's going with RUclips these days
the album version is under exposed ruclips.net/video/uoW42kJVgs0/видео.html
I LOVE 7 dirty words, one of his better bits.
Up there with Airline Announcements for it's staying power/relevance to modern times
He probably get a strike against his channel if he uploaded the entire segment. It is George's best work
uniquely relevant choice
If u decide to watch this bit find the longest version u can some versions of this cuts it of 3/4 of the way through
Imagine a world where this is been taught in school, to raise humanity.
“Pocket flashlight” I think I know where your mind went lol
Incomplete list of impolite words is the best stand up skit of all time... Carlin was a true legend
What's amazing is he does it all from memory. He was a true wordsmith.
I know it's incomplete because at the end of every show I get someone come up to me and say "You forgot needle dick the bug fucker!!""
Cliff I got picked up for 1 night I think in total I was in jail for like 16 hours ... I was like NOPE this ain't for me... I have done everything possible to not experience that again 🙏❤️🙏
The evolution of marketing BS ......... Pure Genius
I've said this in a comment before CK Louis said that when George Carlin would prepare for one of his specials for HBO he would start fresh. The material George wrote for any of his 14 specials was enough for a book maybe even 2 books. George wrote some books over his nearly 80 years on this planet, but I digress. George wrote over a year's worth of material to use in these specials he did.
7:25 What's especially cool about that connection is that George actually starred alongside Alanis in Kevin Smith's Dogma! 😜
(He's a Catholic priest, she's God 😉)
The Buddy Christ was hilarious
Carlin is the goat of goats!
We NEED more people like him calling out the bullshit.
Part of why I like Brad Williams too. He's not as riske as Carlin, but he calls things like they are. He doesn't use PC language in his acts unless he's just calling it out.
George Carlin's estate is surprisingly lenient with his work, as they want his legacy to be spread and live on. He is a Legend.
If his family is anything like him I'm sure they are very lenient. I'm almost positive, if asked "can i use your material on RUclips after you die" his response would have been "hell no!" Who would want to listen to my shit over and over for the next decade, more importantly you're an idiot! Go come up with your own lame jokes. If you weren't an idiot you would have waited tell I was already dead! Then you could have posted everything I ever said no problem, it's not like I'd be able to sue you, I'm already dead!
Only George Carlin could take a whole bunch of advertising buzzwords and spin them into poetry. A true one of a kind genius.
Dude you hit the nail on the head. You would love Carlin's skit on the illusion of freedom, where he rightly says that rights aren't rights if they can be taken away.
I adore george carlin.
With George...you laugh and learn!
The best thing you can do is turn everybody you know onto the genius of this man and ask that they do the same
George Carlin will be missed as long as I’m alive. He always made me remember my own childhood, the bubble wrap everyone started raising their children in (which is how we got such sensitive skinned younger people), voiced the things I think but don’t say venting FOR me, and asked the same common sense questions I wonder about constantly. I always wished I’d been able to meet him.
Sitting at my favorite bar. Laughing so hard....I have side stitches from laughing so hard.
He refined this bit by the time it got to his next live HBO special. Comparing the two videos is a good opportunity to check out how he edits for a better flow.
Thank you, I had hoped someone pointed this out. I'm quite sad that most reactors find this clip first. while george is *ALWAYS* great, the hbo special one was extremely well oiled. this is a 7/10 version of the bit where the hbo one is a 10/10, but sadly most see this one first.
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This guy would have a field day with Harbor Freights "exceptions" list on their sale days
Keep going Cliff! Thanks for hanging in there and love Carlin. 👍🏻
I had something terrible in late March 2020. Only sick for 3 days but damn, seriously sick. I got the jab and retired early so I could look after my mom. Both of us are still here, thank you very much. I'm broke but I see my mom 4 days a week. Absolutely worth bit.
_You're just a number, man_
*PREACH*
I’ve never really listened to him before watching your reactions 🤘🏼 now he’s top 5 for me in my personal list. I love comedy keep it up I’m sure the core of your audience is loving this ❤ much love man!
George Carlin will and forever will be the goat of comedy
this one was after his 40 years of comedy interview with Jon Stewart. this bit reminds me of another one called "Things to watch out for"
and "Coast-to-coast Emergency" also great as usual!. thanks again beratna!
YT will do anything and everything possible to use an excuse to demonetize their content creators so they can keep all ad revenue to themselves. It's big business doing what big business does.
Anyway, huge Carlin fan and glad to see someone else enjoying his standup. The man knew how to spit truth in a funny/entertaining yet basically educational way.
The one where Carlin talks about airlines is priceless!
Well, I'm sold
Carlin and em in one day respect 🇮🇪
I agree. George Carlin is the G.O.A.T.
Unless you have already done it, check out George's comparison of baseball to football. It's from the 70's I believe. Great stuff!
thank you cliff
The way his words flow is chef's kiss!
Picture him reading the ads in the paper ❤️
I swear, most things this man here says apply not to just US, but to the whole world.
Keep em comin, he makes you think about everything and question everything
7:35 Alanis and Morrissett thank you for that shout out. :)
Carlin was funny as hell RIP
No he enlightens people to think for themselves. That's the real thing. It puts hope back into everybodys heart. Because it makes us agree to each other. When we agree with each other we grow strong bounded be love. That's a real threat for a war against humanity.
don't blame you for not trusting your government and the system you have to interact with even though world wide pandemic to me is a bit bigger than any one government. really appreciate that your pushing and fighting RUclips especially for George Carlins work because of the topics he discusses etc an absolutely brilliant comedian and i believe your 100% right calling him a genius.
I would give every Kardashian for 30 minutes of Carlin's observations
I enjoy reaching out to you when i have mental reasons you take the time to reply so i appreciate that
You can be a patriotic American, love this country, love what it stands for and should stand for, and its potential. And also recognize the hypocrisy. That is what just drive me crazy these days. Like you can't criticize our county without being labeled Anti-America. No people. Being able to criticize our country, and want to improve upon it, is literally what makes this country what it is. People who don't think that, they are the ones who are Anti-American.
Love you and the break downs
GC was a secular prophet. His predictions are more accurate 5han anyone else. And it's not magic, it's intelligent analysis. Bless you and GC
To borrow a line from Mel Brooks; he was a 'stand-up philosopher' :)
Awesome! Thanks ♥️ Much Love! #Hangovergang
you should see Michael Moores' "Prisons in Norway" .
George Carlin's goal was not only to make you laugh and think, but to make you a little uncomfortable as well. I love this guy!
That summed him up pretty well actually. He didn't waste a lot of time explaining things like racism is stupid, rather he just pointed hay! You're pretty stupid aren't ya? You just hung all your slaves, now who's gonna get the skid marks outta your drawers tomorrow? Didn't quite think that one through did ya? He'd approach it something like that.
Person I thought his approach was very effective. Let's just put the whole morality part to the side for now cause frankly I'm not drunk enough for that. Instead let's focus on the fact that, in your superior logic due to being the superior race somehow seem to have missed a few things you person might be interested in. Namely your fat @$$ now has some work to do! At least until you get to the slave market. But wait! Instead of hangings why don't you take that new slave money and light it on fire? You'll still be out the money but you would have been able to stay home tomorrow and you wouldn't be smelling your own underwear in the morning.
Just got a new TV and the remote came with batteries and they were Duracell. Blew my mind. I figured it would have batteries, but I thought they would be some of those Big Lots store brand batteries, not Duracell. Talk about being impressed right out of the box!
Awesome!👍👍♥♥
“Only 5 easy payments of $19.99.” for a set of Chinese steel kitchen knives.
Yknow what a lot of people would hate me saying: “I like his content, yea he was in jail.” The book you could write with that sentence
“You think one cent, I don’t notice.” J.C.Penny tried rounding to the nearest dollar a few years ago and it failed miserably. People distrusted it completely- one cent cheaper apparent makes a huge difference psychologically.
If you haven't done it already (dont think you have)...do "No Rights". It's my favorite and a hard pill of truth and comedy.
The crazy thing is Carlin memorized all his bits. I think it’s hilarious when people think he is right or left. That’s how good he was. He was able to say fuck you to the whole system, and he does it on such a high level, people can’t even what he is doing. I’d recommend “Abortion and the Sanctity of Life” by Carlin.
Watch his "student" Bill Hicks on advertising. He has the same low opinion of the advertising industry.
Awesome vid man glad to see it. Need to watch the one about Airlines. I want to request that one.
He actually did one show a year at Carnegie Hall, I believe from like the early 80's to 2000 or so... That is where these clips are from.
HBO had the rights to them... So.... :)
Carlin got bars
Wife and I both had to get covid vaccines for work, she had the Moderna one and everytime she would be sick for 24-48 hours after with a minor fever and her arm would be sore for over a month. I had the Pfizer vaccine and had zero issues other than a sore arm for about 3 days.
He was a brilliant word genius..his writing was impeccable Try checking out Pro Life
Hey I found the George Carlin clips Its called How to save money on Prisons OMG its awesome the first time I saw that I couldnt quit lmao😂😂😂😂
You keep calling him a genius. You don't even understand how correct you are. He is the greatest to ever do it. He legitimately and literally had his sets timed out to the second. I can't find a source, but I remember his daughter Kelly Carlin said his note for sets included how long the crowd would laugh at a joke. He timed out how long he wouldn't talk. He knew exactly the laugh it would get. It may be just for specials after touring on the material but still...... Genius.
I know I'm late, but congrats on the 2-year anniversary! =D
Thank you!! I couldn’t have done it without you!
My channel was disabled by RUclips during the anniversary so no one knew! 🤷♂️ ❤️ 🙏
@@CliffBeatsOfficial Oh no!! X(
21:00 Remember you said that Cliff ;)
If you want to get technical. "All Men 'are' created equally. All Men do 'not' live equally." So in a way, the Founder Father's weren't wrong in the words they used. After all, everyone was born from their mother, so we're all created equally. :D
It only shows you how the wording of something can be taken many ways.
The reason behind the .99 vs .00 with pricing is the human brain naturally assumes something to be worth more than its priced at when ending in .99 whereas if it's price ends with .00 the human brain will assume it can't be worth the asking price
Carlin was usually a sage. But sometimes Carlin was jazz, man. Jazz.
14:30 the only commercial that's worked on me in decades is Eat Like Snake
You will NEVER silence George Carlin too many people KNOW we're NOT woke but we ARE awake
Please child words have power if you call him names, call him out as the greatest of all time. He would predicate the sound of the words. As an European it allways sounds like an animal. Love you great work
I doubt we mind your rapper's commentary on Carlin's bars. To quote KRS-One "Rap is something you do; HipHop is something you live."
Sounds like Tom waits step right up. Love that track.
Please also check out Don’t Flop (UK Rap Battles) lunaC, Mark Grist to name a couple.
If George Carlin was still around today with all this things happening? He would surely say...... i already told you!
George Carlin - “ kids “
Also I love your viewpoint. I had previously watched a few of your videos and wasn't quite sure what your angle was in approaching these videos. You're very much like me I think. I have always leaned conservative, but not MAGA. I also have viewpoints that probably would be considered left leaning. I honestly think most Americans, who aren't buying whatever Kool Aid either party are selling, are like that. We are all nuanced. And if we can't find humor in any of it, even the stuff we buy into, then we are need to get our heads out of our own rears. Keep up the good work my man.
7:01 i realized in 6th grade this same fact and i stopped standing for the "pledge of allegiance" this was 1994...had to write a 1 page essay on why.
Nice! I got suspended. I wish they would’ve listened to why I didn’t stand up. When I told someone from Switzerland they make kids pledge allegiance to country and god, they thought it was “North Korean level propaganda.”
can't cuss on RUclips but I get that add with Courtney Cox saying "the Ghost F*cked my Husband" constantly unedited
Just a pet peeve, but gosh the misunderstanding of slavery and the abolishment of it is rampant in society today.
At least on the American founding, getting rid of slavery was a huge issue, and parts of the US were the first nations in the world to criminalize slavery (Massachusetts in 1783), a mere 7 years after the declaration of independence and by 1787 many other of the New England states had followed suit. Britain itself didn't abolish until 1809, though Britain undoubtedly did more to physically end the global slave trade than any other nation, America was the birthplace of those ideas taking fruit. America itself didn't formally abolish until much later partially because of how the country was founded, how our system of law works, and the practicality of going through with abolition. Back then it was recognized much more as "states that are united" and not "THE United States".
I recommend looking into Thomas Sowell who has gone deep on the reality of abolition. He has done several talks and written books on this subject. In his book "The Thomas Sowell Reader" he states the following:
"Everyone hated the idea of being a slave but few had any qualms about enslaving others. Slavery was just not an issue, not even among intellectuals, much less among political leaders, until the 18th century - and then it was an issue only in Western civilization. Among those who turned against slavery in the 18th century were George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Patrick Henry and other American leaders. You could research all of the 18th century Africa or Asia or the Middle East without finding any comparable rejection of slavery there. But who is singled out for scathing criticism today? American leaders of the 18th century."
It's so easy to get duped by not being given the full story. We used to have pride as Americans for being the first in the world to recognize the horror of slavery for what it is, and fighting one of the bloodiest wars in history to cement its death. Now it seems in fashion to criticize America for having slaves as if we could have just flipped a switch, given all slaves the skills, ability, and capital to prosper after being freed, and convince everyone who saw nothing wrong with slavery (or were massively financially invested in it) that what they were doing was a horrible sin.
Dude checkout his bit called Modern man. It is brilliant word play
You should get it... it hit you pretty hard.
I had it but it wasn't any worse than a bad cold for me...
I love watching your content and your bar breakdowns. I really would like to see your thoughts on JID. A good song to start with is Dance Now, but any of his are amazing
Carlin was... an amazing person. Here he is on airline travel:
ruclips.net/video/46fOtLfYC4Q/видео.html
If you want to hear his musical equal, here's an example of his work (the first is the official, the other a 'lyrics' version so you can follow along):
ruclips.net/video/DFI6cV9slfI/видео.html
ruclips.net/video/sN-ZX8-IXYI/видео.html
The $19.99 thing has actually been thuroughly researched. There is a psychological element. If you charge $19.99 instead of $20.00, the mind percieves it as cheaper. Marketing companies researched the hell out of this stuff. It's deliberately psychologically manipulative.
I can sympathise about the covid, it did that to me too. Wish I'd gone to the hospital when I was at my worst with it. Spent 4 and a half months fucked up on my couch and couldn't see loved ones. Did need eventually néed to get a chest x-ray, though.
The Marihuana plant was prohibited from a Male named Nylon. Thats the sad thing.
Don't be janking on that adult flashlight you were thinking about. Let's not forget that that adult flashlight kept Joe Rogan and Kevin Smith's podcasts goin until they got big enough to be self contained.
George Carling killing it again xx 🐢❤️🐢 xx
I agree with cliff about how you gotta speak up. Crooked I said even paralyzed people gotta stand for something!
Bill hicks positive drug story's
I love that contradictory comment he made about Clinton aswell 😂 'Least he's honest about being full off shit'... Basically like saying at least he's truthful about the lies he tells 😂
When i watching aew wrestling I constantly see rona Vax ads with elmo from Sesame Street and his dad who I've never seen in my life talking about that Vaccine and saying elmos dad was saying elmo is a hero
Holy $hit!
Thank you for watching this genius!
I miss him so much... We need people like him now more than ever!
He didn't say a single lie!
Please more George 🙏
Gulf War
Child worship
Extreme human behavior
Free floating hostility
A war on homelessness
List of people who ought to be k*lled
You have no rights
Germs
Soft language
Our similarities
Driving
His bit on advertising was genius and he delivered it perfectly. This also came out in 1999, so his bit about reelecting Clinton was a lot more relevant then. Bob Dole, who ran against him was using that tag line "I'm an honest man!" throughout his campaign. - Also, I've noticed quite a few youtube content creators talking about youtube cracking down and wanting to move to Patreon. It's sad that it's come to that, but perhaps if enough creators leave, youtube will get the hint. We'll see.
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We needed to freeze George and thaw him out every 10 years just to get his amazing reactions
Gourmet torch in UK 😅
Most the words don't reflect the product or make sense in this clip he's pointing out how much they they use long flashy words like the 'free' 'complimentary' 'bonus' gift.. a 'classic' 'deluxe' 'custom' 'designer' 'luxury' 'prestige' 'high quality' 'premium' 'select' 'gourmet'... pocket flashlight 🔦 😂👌 what a ledge!! Love these reactions to stand up keep them coming 👊