Ocean's Twelve - Tess

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  • Опубликовано: 18 апр 2010
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  • @rock3tcatU233
    @rock3tcatU233 6 лет назад +573

    She doesn't even look like Julia Roberts.

    • @Sorter_123
      @Sorter_123 4 года назад +6

      ⵉⵜⵔⵓⵏⴰⵓⵜ what language is your screen name in ?

    • @rock3tcatU233
      @rock3tcatU233 4 года назад +10

      @@Sorter_123 It's called Tamazight, it's a language spoken in Morocco, Algeria and other parts of North Africa.

    • @Sorter_123
      @Sorter_123 4 года назад +1

      ⵉⵜⵔⵓⵏⴰⵓⵜ thank you i got. It , barak allah feek

  • @benitanyew
    @benitanyew 3 года назад +151

    i love how julia's actual husband was also called danny😂😂😂 got me tripped up for a while until i googled who her husband was lol

  • @xcrazyanimalloverx2627
    @xcrazyanimalloverx2627 4 года назад +276

    Love the fact she plays herself brilliant 🤣

    • @BlackDiamond2718
      @BlackDiamond2718 9 месяцев назад +2

      And she played herself into thinking she could play herself. 😂😂😂

  • @dawski4697
    @dawski4697 4 года назад +208

    I love how they made Don Cheadle do the line about accents, because people gave him so much shit for his bad cockney accent when these films first came out

    • @saintniccage2818
      @saintniccage2818 4 года назад +25

      For good reason, i lived in uk 29 years and never hear a london accent that bad haha

    • @AST-erisked
      @AST-erisked 3 года назад +15

      @@saintniccage2818 It was horrible, but i heard that he just had a month or less to prepare or something like that.

    • @saintniccage2818
      @saintniccage2818 3 года назад +11

      @@AST-erisked still not good enough....a actor should have a bag full of voices that are at least "good"

    • @cassiusclayreels
      @cassiusclayreels 2 года назад +4

      @@saintniccage2818 That's a whole lie 🤥
      80's movies didn't care who they cast as Brits for roles. They'd hire an Australian and have them from London in the movie 😂

    • @saintniccage2818
      @saintniccage2818 2 года назад +1

      @Romero Clay what's a lie? That's I'm british or my opinion on actors??? Which like cant be wrong technically right?

  • @oscarhaydenperditionbound1195
    @oscarhaydenperditionbound1195 8 лет назад +145

    And yet no one in the movie asked "what the fuck is Matt Damon doing here?"

    • @gmonroy852
      @gmonroy852 4 месяца назад +1

      Opens up a can of worms 😅

  • @gracehateley3787
    @gracehateley3787 3 года назад +51

    Matt Damon’s ‘well ......’ cracks me up every time 😂😂

  • @oliviaserenity2243
    @oliviaserenity2243 3 года назад +93

    My favorite part of the whole Ocean's franchise is when Tess played Julia Roberts 😄

  • @michaelvan1009
    @michaelvan1009 3 года назад +35

    1:27 well, no one is going to talk about that zoom in that scene? I think that is brilliant for showing hints

  • @OSCARESCAPA
    @OSCARESCAPA 4 года назад +96

    This was the most creative situation I ever saw in a movie. They had a celebrity playing a role and inside the story she had to fake being herself! if you didnt see the movie its even hard to explain!! lol....thats genius! They cut the part where they were trying to teach her how to be Julia Roberts!! lmao that was genius in every way possible!!

    • @SerAbiotico
      @SerAbiotico 3 года назад

      I'd say it was a character (Tess) playing as a celebrity that actually is herself from the real world. Kinda like the fake woman has to impersonate her real counterpart. Complicated indeed :3

    • @rockstoneballs
      @rockstoneballs 2 года назад +1

      But... why didn't Tess just say "you look like Matt Damon or George Clooney"

    • @helgi1921
      @helgi1921 2 года назад +1

      @@rockstoneballs paralell universe theory:
      Every cinematic universe is a paralell universe with minor differences.
      So in the paralell universe that the oceans movies take place in Bruce Willis and Julia Roberts exist but Damon, Cloony and the other actors do not exist. That is why the gaffe works.

  • @Kncperseus
    @Kncperseus Год назад +9

    When the hotel manager announces "Julia Roberts is coming", for a split second I wondered if this was something like the Truman show going on.

  • @drrd4127
    @drrd4127 2 года назад +16

    When I saw this for the first time, I thought it was outlandish but I loved it.

  • @StamfordBridge
    @StamfordBridge 12 лет назад +99

    Who knew gangsters all had cute, well-established names for the various heist approaches?

    • @rustonh316
      @rustonh316 6 лет назад +42

      Well they're not gangsters, they're thieves. There's a difference. If anything Terry Benedict is more of a gangster than they are.

    • @nikhildixit5551
      @nikhildixit5551 4 года назад +5

      They're professionals

    • @rockzs74r
      @rockzs74r 4 года назад +9

      Gangster would just use henchmen and bribes. They don't mind blood. But, Thieves are lot cleaner and slick than that.

    • @emilio2647
      @emilio2647 4 года назад +2

      @@rustonh316 Terry Benedict is a mob boss.

    • @rustonh316
      @rustonh316 4 года назад

      Emilio Maurice idk bout that. He’s a business man who has pretty vast resources, but for the most part he’s legit. He just uses certain underhanded tactics.

  • @lastcommodore9651
    @lastcommodore9651 Год назад +6

    "Who died and made you Danny?" 😄

  • @CantStayAway
    @CantStayAway 13 лет назад +67

    "...Hell in a Handbasket." "We can't...train a cat that quickly.":P:P:P

    • @ninjascotsman
      @ninjascotsman 2 года назад +1

      You got to wonder how that plan works?
      Does the cat take the egg?
      Does the cat unlock the door?

    • @Blazen747
      @Blazen747 Год назад

      Cat or dog

  • @QuantumS1ngularity
    @QuantumS1ngularity 3 года назад +24

    And i thought Deadpool was meta. Honestly idk why i spent all these years not watching these movies, but hand on heart when Julia Roberts played Julia Roberts assisted by Bruce Willis i was on the floor laughing.

  • @DukuNChu
    @DukuNChu 11 лет назад +94

    I never even knew that Tess who was portraying Julia Roberts was actually Julia Roberts lmao!! So funny

  • @guyr3618
    @guyr3618 10 месяцев назад +3

    Best gag in history.

  • @thepageofawesome
    @thepageofawesome 6 лет назад +76

    Julia Roberts does a terrible Julia Roberts

  • @ChaseAlexander01
    @ChaseAlexander01 10 лет назад +62

    lmao did they even tell bruce he was in a movie???? do they tell him such things?

  • @shitsumeilegumovitch
    @shitsumeilegumovitch 12 лет назад +7

    It's original score by David Holmes, but it's not on the album so there's no title I know of and it's not available anywhere.

  • @September2004
    @September2004 4 года назад +25

    Easily the most inspired idea in the film.

  • @Johnstriker966
    @Johnstriker966 2 года назад +5

    Julia Roberts playing Julia Roberts. Nice 😂😂😂

  • @RJTheCerealGuy
    @RJTheCerealGuy 2 года назад +4

    I honestly love Don cheadles accent, if it was good it wouldn’t feel like oceans to me honestly.

  • @maryj7423
    @maryj7423 Год назад +4

    I love seeing Italian elements in this movie. It sounds funny, though, the way the hotel manager announced Julia's arrival. See, we all love the Ocean's movie's nonchalant style. In English it would make total sense to announce something big in this tone and still make it sound big, like the guys do all the time. But in Italian it just sounds off. This tone and motions are the ones we actually use when announcing something very annoying we can't show disdain for. We are emphatic when we speak, enough that some neutral or formal tones that English people use may sound cold to us. The most serious of Italians would have naturally turned towards the colleagues, got closer and would have quite strongly, even if between his teeth "Julia Roberts is cOmInG!" with, if not a hand gesture, at least a clenching of the fists, before marching away. A more outgoing Italian would have turned towards the colleagues, raised his hands asking for attention and declare what was about to happen, and then command immediate action. We're not that cool mannered. If an italian guy had to replicate Rusty's exact manners, with italian language, it would come off as rude. In the movie, the Italian dubbing works great because it's very expressive and a bit softer than the original, and because this manners work well in this context.

  • @DaCoolCrushIceKillah
    @DaCoolCrushIceKillah 7 лет назад +12

    was this scene before we got the revealing of who stole the gg? (because of the bag?

  • @Cyberplayer1337
    @Cyberplayer1337 5 месяцев назад +2

    I’m just a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude

  • @irismerah
    @irismerah 7 лет назад +47

    Lmao my favorite scene

    • @austinreynolds2554
      @austinreynolds2554 Год назад +1

      Same. Love that they can't BS Danny's wife. "How long has Danny been in jail?" 😅

  • @1122reyes
    @1122reyes Год назад +1

    That the cast had fun throwing in the inference from the Hotel manager that Julia Roberts coming back to the Hotel was a pain in their ass.
    😄

  • @lee_badda
    @lee_badda 2 года назад +1

    Can some one explain why the three ditched the crew? I mean dont they already have the egg when the arest happened??

  • @farazibnabbas5675
    @farazibnabbas5675 10 месяцев назад

    Its like they all know the course outline and all the scenarios

  • @lianzomi6382
    @lianzomi6382 4 года назад +7

    Didn't Julia Roberts get paid twice? I mean, like........

  • @TheLuckyy7
    @TheLuckyy7 9 лет назад +10

    I'd be very happy if somebody could let me know what the song is as Tess is flying to rome at 2:10. Thanks.

  • @sahan33
    @sahan33 11 лет назад +4

    3:48 :)))

  • @Walter-h._white
    @Walter-h._white Год назад +2

    No sé cómo no se dieron cuenta, ni siquiera se parece Julia roberts

  • @mjolden
    @mjolden 19 дней назад

    Idk how many times I’ve seen this movie and I just don’t see the resemblance. 🤷🏾‍♂️

  • @lisageorge4599
    @lisageorge4599 3 года назад

    Linus Caldwell Junior Varsity...?

  • @nickb7094
    @nickb7094 3 года назад +5

    This scene doesn’t make any sense. This was all already put into place, cause the rest of the guys planned to get caught. They were all talking about if the Tess “plan” would work when they were in the jail cell, so they knew it was going down that way. Everything after Vincent Cassell’s introduction was staged cause they went and struck a deal with LeMarc right after they found out who the night fox was.
    So why would you have this conversation??? Wasn’t this always the plan? Unless I’m missing something entirely.

    • @abbywickersham6688
      @abbywickersham6688 3 года назад +11

      it’s because they were under constant surveillance by the night fox so they had to pretend that they were coming up with the Tess “plan” on the spot

    • @kingretro2473
      @kingretro2473 3 года назад +2

      @@abbywickersham6688 yea and terry Benedict

    • @Saberblast58
      @Saberblast58 2 года назад

      @@abbywickersham6688 besides toulour wants to be the best. He'll do anything he can to make sure that he is the best such as put the crew under surveillance, and involve the police and benedict. This shows that he is the best through cheating

  • @yesikanarvaez5027
    @yesikanarvaez5027 Год назад

    Does Julia have an accent?

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    @punkrockneverdie Год назад

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  • @littlescamander
    @littlescamander 3 месяца назад

    Julia Roberts playing Tess pretending to be Julia Roberts is giving off the same vibes as Helena Bonham Carter playing Hermione pretending to be Bellatrix. 🤣

  • @jullianmitchell2161
    @jullianmitchell2161 7 лет назад +63

    Julia Roberts playing Julia Roberts that's just dumb

    • @RamStarrJr345
      @RamStarrJr345 6 лет назад +18

      jullian Mitchell why? 😂 everyone seems to hate this scene but I still think it's great

    • @love9876ful
      @love9876ful 5 лет назад +15

      No it's Julia Roberts playing tess playing Julia Roberts

    • @nardinit
      @nardinit 3 года назад +1

      Nah, you're the dumb one

    • @1122reyes
      @1122reyes Год назад

      well, you’re dumb. So there.

  • @alexludavertigo6926
    @alexludavertigo6926 2 года назад +2

    0:41

  • @franklinmwesi6211
    @franklinmwesi6211 5 месяцев назад

    Why the reaction to Julia Roberts coming ?

  • @ghgirl4082
    @ghgirl4082 7 лет назад +1

    lol

  • @glutamin111
    @glutamin111 Год назад

    I always thought this was the stupidest move ever

  • @Crimetraveller90
    @Crimetraveller90 4 года назад +3

    if this scene was in a non hollywood movie, american audience would bash the film in n out saying "where is the logic" and "how can 2 person look exactly the same'.. double standard. this scene spoiled the movie.

    • @Crimetraveller90
      @Crimetraveller90 3 года назад

      @WW 33 tbh i also dont know if a lot didnt like the movie then how it was a huge hit back then

  • @andyl157
    @andyl157 5 лет назад +11

    Definition of lazy writing 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @alexismustel
      @alexismustel 5 лет назад +3

      Explain your point

    • @alexismustel
      @alexismustel 5 лет назад +5

      @Black Ninja Man I always see comments saying it's stupid but I can't figure why. Explain in detail why it's a bad idea

    • @alexismustel
      @alexismustel 5 лет назад +9

      @Black Ninja But to me, it's a brilliant way to cultivate the unexpectedness of the film and the humour. I love the mix of action and humour in this saga. But I can accept that it seems a bit too much and too unexpected for nothing for some people.

    • @aolson1111
      @aolson1111 5 лет назад +1

      @Black Ninja Why does it matter if it's a fake celebrity or not?

    • @alexismustel
      @alexismustel 5 лет назад +2

      @Black Ninja But don't you think it's well connected with the game that the movie is playing with the viewer ? All the plans, the scenes that the characters are playing just between themselves (like the beginning of this video) are pointless because [SPOILER ALERT !!!] they already have the egg ! They are just playing their roles to an extreme point to truly convice the audience. They don't need to act like they are panicking or something : they are scrathing the 4th wall with à hammer.
      And this is reinforced by Julia Roberts playing herself.

  • @peepsdtw
    @peepsdtw 9 лет назад +15

    I've thrown away better movie scripts