@@crelos3549n real life, How do you kill or beat Tainted Forgotten and Tainted Soul? One’s a skeleton and the other is well a soul. I don’t think punching a soul would work.
@@crelos3549so i found the defenition of Brimstone is like a certain form of ash that you inhale and cough up blood. So this just murders anyone because azazel is also a demon so they are unaffected by Brimstone so even if he beats azazel he walks out with lung cancer
Tainted Judas would find a way to kill you anyways. Like, he’d use dark arts and the second you look down, he’s stabbed a dagger into the artery in your leg and then you’re done for.
No Tainted keeper hear me out right its just a sack so it just absorbs damage like a sponge. Plus hes gonna make you pay for your cars extended warranty so you die to financial damage
The keeper and tainted keeper are corpses. If they’re sacks and they don’t happen to be the regular shopkeeper, then just get a pocket knife and cut it open, take out what’s inside if there is stuff like coins or something, then it’s dead.
@@Ghostofchristmaspresent Even then, you could just try to find a sharp rock, stuck on the ground or not, if not find a sharp surface. If you’re in the case where there’s no sharp surfaces at all somehow, then beating it hard enough could do.
can u do this with tarnished too cuz i think the only one u would win is issac cuz maggie will never die he heals so much judas will just slash of ur head in 0.02 seconds and samson will throw a rock at u
I mean it could be true for some, Brimstone is liquid sulfur which is OBSCENELY hot, would burn you to death if you even touched it. Oh wait, that’s not accurate enough to in game stats
Technically, T. Eden could always just roll to Hypercoagulation (T. Maggy's gimmick), Sumptorium (T. Eve's gimmick), etc. and you'll lose. Also, I don't think T. Samson's innate Berserk can trigger off of damage taken, only damage dealt.
moral of the story: keelvin is able to kill 5 year old crying children
Maybe someday you will too
5 year olds that aren't already dead or are demons
@@Moald or stinky as heck
Or rich as heck
Maybe he is a kid but aslo he's a fucking demon
All of them are 5 years old, if you manage to dodge the first attack from the most dangerous ones they're gone
Azazel will straight up obliterate someone even if they dodge
@@mimimimo455 it depends on how brimstone translates to real life
@@crelos3549ima go off the game logic and just say it will vaporize someone
@@crelos3549n real life, How do you kill or beat Tainted Forgotten and Tainted Soul? One’s a skeleton and the other is well a soul. I don’t think punching a soul would work.
@@crelos3549so i found the defenition of Brimstone is like a certain form of ash that you inhale and cough up blood. So this just murders anyone because azazel is also a demon so they are unaffected by Brimstone so even if he beats azazel he walks out with lung cancer
“Isaac we love you”
“🙂”
Tainted Keelvin: Plum Flute & Sinus Infection
Only the Sinus Infection tears do damage.
T. Azazel sneeze but green
YOU CAN'T BEAT THE LOST BECAUSE HE'S A *GOD DAMN GHOST*
I mean he can die to spiders so why not to humans
@@DoomedFr that's just a game technicality.
That is mean it's dead aleady. Win by default
@@Bros_In_Lovewell yeah
@@djayden4661so that also works against forgotten?
"i would sneeze on him and he will die"
He's already dead 💀
For tainted cain just make sure you didn’t leave your keys, fireworks, or money out…or your blood ig.
Or Dont get trapped on the bag
@@Imnotannie_ yep
The idea of Cain trapping him in the bag and giving them the jason Voorhees treatment is oddly funny to me
"I dont think I can dodge the baby whip."
*hands baseball bat* "Deflect it then!"
casey moment
*still dies due to my bad reflexes*
Dude played so much binding of Isaac he started to look like him
Tainted Keelvin: has a gun
Alternative tittle:
Can i beat a bunch of traumatized children and religious figures,together with corpses and a soul?
if a character uses tears to kill me their dead but if its like brimstone im dead
finally Isaac content
Now me personally, I’m gonna team with Jacob and we jump dark Esau
Imagine rolling up to the other fights with Jacob and chained up Esau biting around like a chain chomp 😂
This is relevant here and in an orphanage
Both of them dying from Tainted Jacob makes the most sense
I think just getting rid of the skeleton would kill tainted Forgotten? Just push it away when hes between attacks.
Can confirm, I've fucked myself over by throwing the skeleton over spiked rocks before 😅
@@mmmmmmmmmmmmmMicrowav couldnt you just leaved the room or bomb the spiked rocks??
Can’t the forgor still hit you with his bone bat anyways? That’s one of his functions that goes for both tainted and regular.
Keelvin after picking a fight with tainted Cain but he raises his bag
A single peice of dust
Tainted lost :i fear no man but that thing it scares me
how to beat all characters: literally just punch them, they're 5 year olds lol
Tainted judas has a fucking dagger and it slashes enemies like insane
Tainted Judas would find a way to kill you anyways. Like, he’d use dark arts and the second you look down, he’s stabbed a dagger into the artery in your leg and then you’re done for.
Azazel and Judas are Big concerns one fires blood Boiling and the other is a serial killer
"I would easily kill him."
*"He would turn me into a fly."*
😂
You could grab the baby whip and snap it in 2 and crush the baby, then pull in Lilith using the rest of the whip and beat her to death
jesus fucking christ thats graphic
@@AkosWhoIsFGTisgayaswell lol dark mind moment
Fact
ok so basically, become a really murderous surgeon
I feel like you're forgetting that tainted Samson is just a really angry 5 year old 😂 he's not super powered he just has anger management issues.
He literally cant die when mad and can hit enemies and bosses hard enough to make them explode, plus he has near super speed and strength.
"he's not super powered" He can literally just refuse to die...
SAY THAT TO MY IMMORTALITÄT
“i would sneeze on him and he would die”
"as soon as tainted Esau comes in we all die"😂
ISSAC WE LOVE YOU❤
No Tainted keeper hear me out right its just a sack so it just absorbs damage like a sponge. Plus hes gonna make you pay for your cars extended warranty so you die to financial damage
So steal his coins he dies without health and his health are coins
The keeper and tainted keeper are corpses. If they’re sacks and they don’t happen to be the regular shopkeeper, then just get a pocket knife and cut it open, take out what’s inside if there is stuff like coins or something, then it’s dead.
@CheezyBois998 ok but like in a hand to hand fight you wouldn't have a switchblade.
@@Ghostofchristmaspresent Even then, you could just try to find a sharp rock, stuck on the ground or not, if not find a sharp surface. If you’re in the case where there’s no sharp surfaces at all somehow, then beating it hard enough could do.
We've literally just went back to Egyptian times
"How many cursed kids i can kill?" Ahhh short
Yo this is a sick short concept 😭😭😭
Mythos of Gaming
Finally someone who doesn’t completely overestimated themselves
Dont forget they're all toddlers, and by they're i mean isaac playing dress up
"Hey... today I want to talk about killing five year olds"
nah tainted cain gonna wack you with the crafting bag-
Canonically you could kill any of them
Not if they canonically do it first 📦⏳⚰
The only ones would be azazel and forgoten, but the rest are just babys crying
Destroy the computer and you beat everyone.
But then you die from emotional damage due to no more binding of Isaac and losing your dead god save files.
Isaac content is finally back! Just..not a normal video.. This is still fine tho!
Remember...
*Isaac still has a bomb*
Friendly reminder isaac is like 3 apples tall, so no matter who you fight you could just squish (unless you’re mom apperently)
what did tainted cain do to you ;c
Conclusion: Potato
This dude looks like isaac
tainted lost would hide in your walls and shoot you
Contact damage? Use shot gun Black shadows Dudę use bright light to get his shadows off
So kevin cant kill a 5 yr old with a wig?
Nah, i'd win
you can probably kill all of the characters because its all just in isaacs mind
The way you beat the forgotten is you stomp the skull and exorcise the ghost
you need to only kill the soul
Just get Vade Retro.
Thanks you for being honest lmao.
they're all babies I think you'll be okay
Me: I just alt+f4 and can beat them all in a fight
Bro will die for a child 💀
didn't know this guy play binding of Isaac
Remember they're all the size of your bottom part of your leg
Tainted cain can craft brimstone
If you really think about it tainted lost can only survive two major injuries in his entire life
But they are just kids
Wow. It's like you forget some of these guys are extremely puntable
can u do this with tarnished too cuz i think the only one u would win is issac cuz maggie will never die he heals so much judas will just slash of ur head in 0.02 seconds and samson will throw a rock at u
I remember when your channel was mostly the binding of isaac
Technically they’re all Isaac so seems like a dub across the board to me 🤷
i have never seen binding of isaac and i can confidently say i'd beat them all
You would probably be fine with t Jacob because Esau would help you (has long has you dont touch him you are fine)
esau would probably try to kill him too
Take it into account that all of them are exactly 3 apples tall.
samson lost his hair so hes weak in his tainted form
bro cant even beat a 5 year old😂
So glad they buffed t. Cain and gave him normal cain's starting stats
Bro thinks the in game stats are the canon strengths.
I mean it could be true for some, Brimstone is liquid sulfur which is OBSCENELY hot, would burn you to death if you even touched it.
Oh wait, that’s not accurate enough to in game stats
@@CheezyBois998 Isaac canon is literally “That baby is really really sad, and dying. The baby made up some characters because of zealotry.”
@@vuelle9816In that case, everyone dies. So, that doesn’t work and makes it less interesting to talk about.
Technically, T. Eden could always just roll to Hypercoagulation (T. Maggy's gimmick), Sumptorium (T. Eve's gimmick), etc. and you'll lose. Also, I don't think T. Samson's innate Berserk can trigger off of damage taken, only damage dealt.
I sure hope you can win against babies
I'm pretty sure you cant win against a fucking demon who shoots blood lasers out of their mouth.
Yeah sure some might be powerful but are they bulletproof (excluding tainted Lost and forgotten)
The yippee people!
Keeper is fucking stone tho no?
Isaac and his characters are like 3 years old you can just kick the baby like a footbal
I think you have the height and the age mixed up. Age is 5 years old, height is 3 apples tall. Applies to basically all characters
ah yes casually murder children
Depends if you have a Glock 18, RPG 7, and an M4A1 with a shit ton of ammo for each.
bro remembered his emo femboy past and can't k1ll him
I mean realisticly their all like 5 year old children soooo
Nah but tainted Cain has prep time.
you forgot tainted DIO (DIO part 3) ☝️🤓
yo dude they are all four year old little children💀
ACTUALLY in co op, tainted esau only attacks t Jacob, not the other players, and other players don't take damage from him! :)
TAINTED FORGOTTEN W
I agree with this
Why is there people talking about how they could beat a child with religious trauma and maybe schizophrenia?
It this game about child abuse and alcohol addiction
it's actually not that hard to kill tainted forgotten, just break the skeletons body and you win
I never see anyone saying that he looks like dr. fetus
doesnt the whole game take place INSIDE of a person, meaning they're all just either children or babies?
The baby what?
Issac is already dead
Now time for smash bros.
I would easily kill tainted judas (i got a cross with me)
Btw anyone who kills Cain gets his curse. So idk if it's worth it.
Bro T Cain is awesome
I instantly think: T lost pro's can kill the beast with C-section... And c section only...
Will this be updated for the switch?
T. Cain would put you in the bag 😂
win - smash