The Big Bang Theory - Sheldon Drive Application

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  • Опубликовано: 28 окт 2008
  • This clip belongs to CBS!!!
    Season two, episode five!!!
    Awesome and very funny!!!
    Enjoy it!!!
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  • @roberttrepagnier9149
    @roberttrepagnier9149 4 года назад +275

    She spoke the truth. People at the DMV really don't give a damn.

  • @38ddkelly
    @38ddkelly 6 лет назад +419

    Octavia Spencer makes any scene better.

  • @ericstoverink6579
    @ericstoverink6579 6 лет назад +1002

    That lady isn't nearly rude enough to be a real DMV employee.

    • @koradestiny
      @koradestiny 5 лет назад +9

      Eric Stoverink what are people at the DMV like

    • @pavankumar-bk8fs
      @pavankumar-bk8fs 5 лет назад +73

      @@koradestiny the rudest people in US can be found working at DMV. They don't give a single fuck about anything

    • @666Lachrimae666
      @666Lachrimae666 5 лет назад +52

      @@pavankumar-bk8fs Go into any DMV and look at the lines... look at at how busy it always is. Dealing with that many people ALL THE TIME, literally.... I can imagine, I sympathize with them heavily

    • @IvanPlayStation4LiFe
      @IvanPlayStation4LiFe 4 года назад +13

      Not true. I went to the DMV here in New York to get my learners permit and the lady was flirting with me very nice people everyone.

    • @roberttrepagnier9149
      @roberttrepagnier9149 4 года назад +2

      Amen to that

  • @lukemcg7295
    @lukemcg7295 8 лет назад +684

    Academy Award Winner Octavia Spencer

    • @1087jess
      @1087jess 6 лет назад +19

      Luke McGowan totally stole this scene!!!

    • @rebelelite4973
      @rebelelite4973 6 лет назад +5

      She did great

    • @vinayt1044
      @vinayt1044 5 лет назад +5

      You tube showed a scene from The Help and I remembered this scene and first comment I read is yours. I think people don't know much about her because every celebrity entry in sitcoms received with big cheers which you don't see in this video

    • @jaylu7938
      @jaylu7938 4 года назад +3

      @@vinayt1044 that because she isnt famous yet. She just an B-list actress until her big break, but I love her anyway, from small role to big one, i always watch her work.

    • @erricmalankar2589
      @erricmalankar2589 4 года назад +4

      @ What??? WHAT??????

  • @remychase
    @remychase 8 лет назад +465

    There are times I watch this show and wonder "How has no one killed Sheldon in his sleep?" This is one of those times.

    • @motownbo9396
      @motownbo9396 6 лет назад +23

      The thought crossed Leonard's mind. In "The Spaghetti Catalyst", as Leonard and Penny watch Sheldon sleep,
      Penny says "I think we can do it"; Leonard replies "Smother him in his sleep? Wouldn't that be wrong?" with
      a big grin.

    • @heath7086
      @heath7086 5 лет назад +8

      Chase Salyer HOW ELSE ARE THEY GOING TO LEARN

    • @ranaghast
      @ranaghast 5 лет назад +3

      I would in a heartbeat if I was his flatmate

    • @IceWarrior101
      @IceWarrior101 5 лет назад +3

      @@ranaghast I doubt you could... Most people act tough on their keyboards but when it comes to the real deal they wet their pants. That's probably you.

    • @ranaghast
      @ranaghast 5 лет назад +2

      @@IceWarrior101 You're probably right.

  • @smcneal057
    @smcneal057 13 лет назад +169

    Only Sheldon can get an "A" on a driver's exam and not have to take a test.

  • @xokawaiiliciousxo
    @xokawaiiliciousxo 5 лет назад +44

    “Aced it” 😂😂😂
    Only Sheldon could do that without having to take the test

  • @marmichaux7520
    @marmichaux7520 Год назад +19

    This is my favorite performance of Octavia's, even though so short. I still laugh so much as the 1st time seeing it.

    • @risaorellana7906
      @risaorellana7906 10 месяцев назад +1

      She was masterful on Halfway Home, couldn't stop laughing

  • @karleyemeigh5133
    @karleyemeigh5133 10 лет назад +598

    Woman at desk: Look at that sign up there, does it say I give a damn? Sheldon: No. Lady at desk: It's cause I don't. hilarious

  • @rainers.2080
    @rainers.2080 3 года назад +24

    2:06: "How else are they going to learn?" One of the greatest Sheldon quotes. Ranks right up there with, "Ah, gravity, thou art a heartless bitch", and "Feelings? What are we, hippies at a love-in?"

  • @wyattpeterson2095
    @wyattpeterson2095 5 лет назад +197

    "Here's your learner's permit, go away." 😄

    • @cuteteddy9820
      @cuteteddy9820 5 лет назад +2

      wyatt peterson aced it

    • @IvanPlayStation4LiFe
      @IvanPlayStation4LiFe 4 года назад +1

      she just gave him a card

    • @erictunafish8562
      @erictunafish8562 4 года назад +2

      She got fed up real quick😂😂🤣

    • @Wolfmyth100
      @Wolfmyth100 4 года назад +2

      This kinda happened to me when I got my licence...I failed the written part, by one question...the thing is, that one question they said was wrong, was actually right. I circled what the book had said, which was something along the lines of "does not succeed $250" (something to do with fines). The correct answer they had was 'less than $250".
      I told them, "The book says this." They were like, "No it's wrong..." My dad was there and he was like, "Less than $250 and does not succeed $250 are the same thing." I found the part in the book that said 'does not succeed $250.' The person behind the desk then called someone over and debated it.
      Finally, they looked over the book...looked over the answers, and were like "Yeah...you're right. Smile for the camera! Congratulations!"

    • @Tradetek1
      @Tradetek1 3 года назад

      @Sheldon Cooper uh huh? And where did u get that from? Young Sheldon? U funny, not a lot of people who watch tbbt watch young Sheldon or vice versa.

  • @tauseefhb122
    @tauseefhb122 4 года назад +8

    The last series my big brother got me hooked with before he passed away in 2018

  • @kchandaman3012
    @kchandaman3012 5 лет назад +76

    "Don't make me climb over this counter." Man before Octavia Spencer became a highly sought-after dramatic actress, she showed her unbelievable comedic chops. What a goddamn talent.

    • @fercyccone
      @fercyccone 4 года назад +2

      Look for her in Ugly Betty, it's bananas...

    • @stetsonherrick8090
      @stetsonherrick8090 4 года назад +1

      After watching The Help on Netflix, I now appreciate Miss Minny even more.

  • @fatimafernandesvicente4479
    @fatimafernandesvicente4479 4 года назад +16

    "Does it say I give a damn?" 🤣

  • @brianbirnbaum3278
    @brianbirnbaum3278 4 года назад +58

    Brilliant performance by Oscar winner ("The Help") Octavia Spencer. She steals the scene which is hard to do with Jim Parsons as part of the cast. One of the funniest scenes in the entire series. The other two: Penny gives Sheldon a napkin with Leonard Nimoy's DNA on it AND Sheldon gives Amy Farrah Fowler a tiara!!! The funniest three scenes in the series.

  • @zdgjev
    @zdgjev 13 лет назад +10

    "Does it say i give a damn?" "No" "That's because I don't" XD

  • @13aozer
    @13aozer 4 года назад +12

    How Sheldon approached Octavia at 1:00 is literally how some people come into someone working at a front desk job. I definitely understand that frustration. If I was working at that desk and someone just approached me acting like I could read their mind, I’m basically saying with my body language “What the hell do you want?!”

  • @samalvey8168
    @samalvey8168 2 года назад +2

    "Don't make me climb over this counter!"

  • @reasonablechica
    @reasonablechica 8 лет назад +194

    Sheldon could sure use a dose of Minnie's chocolate pie.

    • @jess142
      @jess142 7 лет назад +10

      THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING!! XD

    • @robertcarldecker
      @robertcarldecker 7 лет назад

      zeoranger7 Silver agreed!!!!

    • @efisgpr
      @efisgpr 5 лет назад

      WAT

    • @efisgpr
      @efisgpr 5 лет назад

      @@jess142 WHO is the model in your avatar????? Omg

    • @vaishnaviumrekar1824
      @vaishnaviumrekar1824 4 года назад

      Ow! That's brutal!

  • @FaZaFurhod
    @FaZaFurhod 7 лет назад +84

    Don't make me climb over this counter.

  • @Trudde1337
    @Trudde1337 13 лет назад +63

    P: "Why didn't you just get a license at 16 like everybody else?"
    S: "I was otherwise engaged."
    P: "Doing what?"
    S: "Examining perturbative amplitudes in n=4 supersymmetric theories, leading to a reexamination of the ultraviolet properties of multi-loop n=8 supergravity using modern twistor theory."
    Wow, he's good at complex lines :)

    • @CatWith-AHat
      @CatWith-AHat 4 года назад +3

      @Sheldon Cooper what about his B.S., M.S., M.A. and Sc.D

    • @prarthakrai6
      @prarthakrai6 4 года назад +5

      @@CatWith-AHat omg right?

    • @jimmy_the_squid9456
      @jimmy_the_squid9456 3 года назад +2

      The epitome of this show using complex scientific technobabble nobody watching the show would ever understand in place of actually writing a joke

  • @Perpetualsify
    @Perpetualsify 10 лет назад +167

    Look at that sign up there. Does it say "I give a damn"? That's because I don't.

  • @exas4791
    @exas4791 4 года назад +16

    "How else are they going to learn?"

  • @santhosh4567
    @santhosh4567 4 года назад +3

    "Aced it"
    😂😂😂😂
    Sheldon is legend..

  • @prabhu0106
    @prabhu0106 12 лет назад +6

    I couldn't stop laughing... Lol.. My stomach is hurting now.......

  • @ryanbasilio9548
    @ryanbasilio9548 3 года назад +4

    Octavia is hilarious.
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @karleyemeigh5133
    @karleyemeigh5133 10 лет назад +78

    Penny: Yeah and I never wanted to kick Albert Einstein in the nuts. hilarious

  • @cmarq817
    @cmarq817 4 года назад +8

    Octavia Spencer is a queen! Long live the 👑 Queen!!!

  • @tattoodrdoke
    @tattoodrdoke 6 лет назад +19

    Listen to that little girl honey! Put C NEXT!

  • @tommypavlica6665
    @tommypavlica6665 4 года назад +14

    How does Parsons remember allllllll those formulas & equations in his scipt !!! He must really be a GENIUS !!!!! LOL

    • @K.Spade7902
      @K.Spade7902 Год назад

      He had to remember more words, formulas, etc... and he was paid MORE than the others cast members!
      Jim Parsons said he was an average student in school.

    • @bentaylor6995
      @bentaylor6995 9 месяцев назад

      @@K.Spade7902 Not sure why his pay is relevant to the OP question of how does he remember his lines, as getting paid more does not improve your memory

    • @vylon1075
      @vylon1075 5 месяцев назад

      @@K.Spade7902 he is paid the same as the original main cast so your response makes no sense.

  • @rashmirekhamishra6705
    @rashmirekhamishra6705 3 года назад +4

    I am gonna try this when I go to the DMV to get my learner's permit. After all, Sheldon got it just by irritating the employee. Might work for me as well.😂

  • @angelajohnson6659
    @angelajohnson6659 4 года назад +5

    In real life Sheldon would have to wear a cup 24hrs a day and sleep with one eye open

  • @lolymissy
    @lolymissy 11 лет назад +6

    Hahaha 'Look at the sign up there.' *Sheldon looks up* 'Does it say I give a damn?'

  • @amt200356
    @amt200356 5 лет назад +34

    Application!!
    I'm actually more of a theorist
    😂😂

    • @u.v.s.5583
      @u.v.s.5583 4 года назад

      Driving is an applied science, but one in which one is discouraged from experimenting too much.

  • @miccimiccimicci
    @miccimiccimicci 11 лет назад +39

    I love it when Sheldon trolls ordinary people.

  • @blanquitap
    @blanquitap 15 лет назад +4

    this is too funny, I can see it over and over and still LMAO

  • @r.noelle1792
    @r.noelle1792 10 лет назад +54

    ha ha! The lady at the desk is the same actor who's Minnie in The Help XD

    • @TheMoonlight2887
      @TheMoonlight2887 10 лет назад +3

      Yeay!!! I loved the "pie" scene. Go MINNIE!!!!!

    • @AAAdeeno
      @AAAdeeno 9 лет назад +2

      TheMoonlight2887 she was also in spiderman. She was the receptionist at the wrestling area. You should check that out. She was cool.

    • @Laila-fq7hk
      @Laila-fq7hk 8 лет назад +4

      her name is Octavia Spencer

    • @SteadfastWisdom
      @SteadfastWisdom 4 года назад

      @@Laila-fq7hk She won an Oscar too

  • @noliyabut
    @noliyabut 14 лет назад +2

    "Look at the sign,does it say i give a damn?" - "It's because i don't " LOL XD

  • @damdamdamdumdidum
    @damdamdamdumdidum 10 лет назад +52

    But really.. Sheldon is right about his concerns.. the questions are so stupid.

  • @u.v.s.5583
    @u.v.s.5583 4 года назад +4

    This was so good.

  • @SekhmetMorgan
    @SekhmetMorgan 13 лет назад +9

    maybe my fave scene i love it when they interract with other "normal" people but anyway Sheldon rocks our world

  • @tiptop2340
    @tiptop2340 10 лет назад +8

    He was using 'sarcasm' it was something the new sheldon knows ;)

  • @abhaysr3091
    @abhaysr3091 4 года назад +6

    Being a genius and an arrogant idiot at the same time. His innocence is the only reason why people love him.

    • @thomasraines1396
      @thomasraines1396 3 года назад +1

      Or him having “Aspergers” or some other supposed condition.

  • @mahiyarkeravala8053
    @mahiyarkeravala8053 4 года назад +1

    My first ever clipping of TBBT I saw. It was on Facebook. I came I saw I fell in love 🥰

  • @guyschellinck5650
    @guyschellinck5650 4 года назад +5

    Probably not the first time Sheldon "aced" it just because someone is fed up with him and wants to get rid of him. In Young Sheldon most of his teachers want him to go to college asap.

  • @SuperLoveLexi
    @SuperLoveLexi 12 лет назад +5

    Yes, she won an Oscar for that movie. and Jim won an Emmy for TBBT :)

  • @sageofgame
    @sageofgame 11 лет назад +50

    i went to the dmv to get my learner permit the other day i ask the same thing they looked at me and kicked me out said to come back in 2 weeks

    • @erinware9720
      @erinware9720 4 года назад

      sageofgame lol

    • @NCMonefaith
      @NCMonefaith 4 года назад +2

      What happened 2 weeks later...

    • @romancapulus5577
      @romancapulus5577 3 года назад

      Seriously?
      Damn and here I am planning to get my license

  • @natalieschannel7675
    @natalieschannel7675 4 года назад +1

    “Aced It!”

  • @Danihogwda
    @Danihogwda 7 лет назад +2

    Listen to the girl honey put C haha that line always kills me

  • @drewtocrewoffense5082
    @drewtocrewoffense5082 5 лет назад +4

    "Does it say I give a damn"? ... hahahahahahahaha...

  • @pokexplosion21
    @pokexplosion21 13 лет назад +1

    That receptionist reminds me of Rebecca DeMornay from Seinfeld.
    "You get your toilet book out of here, or I'm gonna jump over this counter and punch you in the brain!"

  • @dlucey123
    @dlucey123 10 лет назад +6

    great way to end scene!

  • @youmustcreateachanne
    @youmustcreateachanne 11 лет назад +7

    "Aced it."
    More like passed by default.

  • @metro121482
    @metro121482 5 лет назад +3

    It's like Minnie Jackson hopped into a time machine, traveled forward 50 years, and got a job at the DMV.

  • @houchi69
    @houchi69 7 лет назад +22

    "That's because I don't."

  • @lordswit6666
    @lordswit6666 13 лет назад +5

    hahahaha i laughed so hard i even spilled the coffee on my chest.. hahaha

  • @Djarra
    @Djarra 10 лет назад +34

    Actually in the EU a 'Car Length' is 5 meters for the purposes of testing and law enforcement.

  • @harveymoore4984
    @harveymoore4984 5 месяцев назад

    Loved that line , " take a look at that sign , doesn't it say I Give A Damn ? "

  • @FoxGamer39618
    @FoxGamer39618 9 лет назад +15

    0:22 That's why God made Sheldon so all violent dreams that include him in pain can come true.

  • @fubaralakbar6800
    @fubaralakbar6800 10 лет назад +8

    Just wait until health care is like that.

    • @Djarra
      @Djarra 9 лет назад +2

      ***** I think the police have a counter measure to the not dying part.

  • @decodolly1535
    @decodolly1535 4 года назад +2

    I'd have really liked to see her climb over the counter and "deal with" Sheldon.

  • @steven2312
    @steven2312 14 лет назад +1

    That Part killed me!!!!

  • @johnkarl8373
    @johnkarl8373 5 лет назад +30

    Does it say "I give a damn?"
    No.
    That's because I don't.

  • @Erekose2023
    @Erekose2023 3 года назад +1

    [Outsider Looking In... Do Not Shoot The Messenger]
    "You have a vehicle?"
    "ah ha.. yes"
    "And you would be willing to drive me?"
    "Well... can't you driver?"
    * face twitch..* " I can.... But I choose not to."

  • @d_payperbag
    @d_payperbag 4 года назад +1

    Sheldon: Aced it!
    Me: Yes, you're a big pain on the ace

  • @erin10299
    @erin10299 12 лет назад +1

    I kinda wish Sheldon would have taken it. He would have such a mental breakdown from not knowing the answers to the test.

  • @Jeckon
    @Jeckon 15 лет назад +2

    i freakin love this part...hilarious.

  • @luishc1979
    @luishc1979 4 года назад +1

    nobody could have done it better than her wow ..... octavia spencer....

  • @captaincrow6966
    @captaincrow6966 3 года назад

    Look at the sign..does it say I give a dam??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😭😭😭

  • @feliciaromero9750
    @feliciaromero9750 5 лет назад +1

    Look at the sign.😂

  • @auburnmann3630
    @auburnmann3630 3 года назад +1

    Two actors eventually reunited in Hidden Figures

  • @jdax21
    @jdax21 3 года назад +1

    I wonder if this is how Sheldon got all his academic degrees; he pissed his professors off so much they just passed him to get him out of their classes. 🤔

  • @Zodamay
    @Zodamay 4 года назад +1

    I appreciate the subtitles ☺️

  • @outinsider
    @outinsider 10 лет назад +8

    Octavia Spencer on TBBT? LOVE IT!

  • @ryanbasilio9548
    @ryanbasilio9548 3 года назад

    Sheldon should be running the DMV.😊👍🏻

  • @smashexentertainment676
    @smashexentertainment676 4 года назад +4

    Sheldon is actually correct. Those questions are questionable. I was getting my license in EU and questions were also sketchy. There was no way to answer logically, so I had to memorize the answers.

    • @BjornV1994
      @BjornV1994 2 года назад +1

      From what I remember from the time I had to do my theoretical, a lot of it is arbitrary agreed upon rules, with some logic to it but the phrases are often worded in such a similar yet different way that in some cases you had to memorize the right one... So for the most part I got why they asked certain things, though the way did it was sometimes nasty and I yet have to find someone who can explain why I, who wanted to learn to drive a car, had to know what rules people on Horseback had to adhere to... Though maybe it was just in preparation for the gas prices would go up a few years later.

  • @jess142
    @jess142 7 лет назад +32

    she should have given him some of her famous chocolate pie :)

    • @Zodamay
      @Zodamay 4 года назад +2

      With a good vanilla from Mexico

    • @alex_hiddlestonfan
      @alex_hiddlestonfan 3 года назад

      @@Zodamay yeahhh🤣🤣🤣imagine how Sheldon would react

  • @Panthers001
    @Panthers001 15 лет назад +1

    "ACED IT" hahaha

  • @wutheringlows326
    @wutheringlows326 5 лет назад +1

    I'm goin to make Octavia Spencer's " does it say i give a damn" my certified response everytime a person needs me to be his/ her agony aunt.

  • @cl0udysided0wn
    @cl0udysided0wn 11 лет назад +2

    THAT BLACK WOMAN IS FROM 'THE HELP'!! Gah I love her

  • @Fettidadon
    @Fettidadon 12 лет назад

    Aced it!!! He knew just what he was doing lol

  • @lei4oproforever
    @lei4oproforever 10 лет назад +2

    Sheldon: No.
    The Dmv: That's because i don't! Hilarious!

  • @burnerdaughter
    @burnerdaughter 11 лет назад +3

    I do believe that lady saying "Next!" is the same lady who signs Peter Parker into the wrestling arena who says, "This ain't no featherweight division here, small fry. NEXT!" Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong. But you just know if it is that the writers are giggling in the background at their own irony.

  • @adamx9793
    @adamx9793 3 года назад +1

    Twistor Theory lol

  • @studmuffffffin
    @studmuffffffin 13 лет назад

    I like how they do the conversion from miles to km in the subtitles.

  • @mysteriousskylarandkiki7427
    @mysteriousskylarandkiki7427 4 года назад

    That new drivers is how u get ur learners permit 🤣🤣

  • @breakingrick778
    @breakingrick778 3 года назад

    Public Service Employee, says it all.

  • @samguy7209
    @samguy7209 9 лет назад +30

    he got his leaner's permit by only doing two questions… wow...

    • @FoxGamer39618
      @FoxGamer39618 9 лет назад +12

      No. He got a learner's permit because he was an annoying arse.

    • @FoxGamer39618
      @FoxGamer39618 7 лет назад

      zeoranger7 Silver They should've gotten a taser, or had security throw him out like a javelin.

    • @FoxGamer39618
      @FoxGamer39618 7 лет назад +1

      zeoranger7 Silver True. If they did what Menendez did to Woods in Black Ops 2 he'd lose the kneecaps altogether. If that holds to be true.

    • @38ddkelly
      @38ddkelly 6 лет назад

      He aced it!

  • @blancarosales3400
    @blancarosales3400 3 года назад +1

    OMG she's Octavia Spencer I never noticed it before XD

  • @johnchessant3012
    @johnchessant3012 6 лет назад +5

    Roberta from the movie Gifted!!

  • @MrMisterman1
    @MrMisterman1 10 лет назад +1

    Wow, Sheldon IS dumb

  • @MJ4evainourhearts
    @MJ4evainourhearts 11 лет назад +2

    OMFG I WAS GONNA ASK IF THAT WAS HER!!! :D

  • @najhoant
    @najhoant 15 лет назад +2

    "Does it say "I give a damn"?"

  • @antygona-iq8ew
    @antygona-iq8ew 4 года назад +1

    This is when I fall in love with Sheldon.

  • @kiryukazama_
    @kiryukazama_ 3 года назад +1

    1:05 nice jokeLOL

  • @ludz89
    @ludz89 13 лет назад

    "Aced it!" :DD

  • @RahulSaxena9
    @RahulSaxena9 11 лет назад +1

    Don't make me climb over this counter :-)

  • @NaveedAhmed-mh9ly
    @NaveedAhmed-mh9ly 4 года назад +1

    Look at the sign, does it say i give a damn
    No
    That’s because I don’t 😂

  • @velmuruganr9321
    @velmuruganr9321 2 года назад

    I always have these questions...don't have the courage to speak it out...

  • @movecount
    @movecount 10 лет назад +1

    THE IRONY!