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  • We asked preschool teachers to share their grossest, scariest, and cringiest stories with us. Here's what they had to share.
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Комментарии • 682

  • @jevasamy
    @jevasamy 4 года назад +3395

    I want college proffessor horror stories

    • @tiedyedowl8367
      @tiedyedowl8367 4 года назад +33

      YES. BuzzFeed, please do this!

    • @lonelyheartsclub7601
      @lonelyheartsclub7601 4 года назад +82

      Sometimes they are the horror story..

    • @aliyahrossiter5902
      @aliyahrossiter5902 4 года назад +5

      Yes!!!!

    • @rhyrhy-lq3of
      @rhyrhy-lq3of 4 года назад +4

      Viper 47 I need that!!

    • @chloel.8007
      @chloel.8007 4 года назад +2

      Go to a liberal arts university... I'm a student at one and the majority of the students are a nightmare 😒🙃

  • @yoyodude5015
    @yoyodude5015 4 года назад +1379

    Teacher: So he puked on my face
    *ight imma head out*

    • @boba8964
      @boba8964 4 года назад +8

      *-aight cya mate-*

    • @MoneyHouse3421
      @MoneyHouse3421 4 года назад +17

      Yoyo Dude *emetophobia has entered the chat*

    • @AustinnotoRs
      @AustinnotoRs 4 года назад +2

      O o
      U

    • @kiwip3725
      @kiwip3725 4 года назад +4

      sneezed in mouth and vomited on face mixed = vomited in mouth...

    • @mushyrooms79
      @mushyrooms79 4 года назад

      @@MoneyHouse3421 whats emetophobia?

  • @motoriah6760
    @motoriah6760 4 года назад +2243

    She sneezed in my mouth.
    Me: GRABS BLEACH.

    • @LovelyMeeMee1
      @LovelyMeeMee1 4 года назад +9

      Yep.

    • @offbrandplanb
      @offbrandplanb 4 года назад +27

      Chug, chug, chug

    • @reemeltawil1614
      @reemeltawil1614 4 года назад +4

      😂

    • @chunkytimmyeatsbeans8670
      @chunkytimmyeatsbeans8670 4 года назад +14

      Omg I’d be freaking out a little because little kids are little germ pits

    • @Loziwig
      @Loziwig 4 года назад +11

      I’ve got so many of these stories too yuck. Sneezing and coughing in mouth bleh, projectile poop, watery poo going everywhere. It is gross. This is why having showers at nurseries would be a good idea

  • @mightybfool
    @mightybfool 4 года назад +321

    Lesson learned don’t get too close to children’s faces.

  • @CassieSN1
    @CassieSN1 4 года назад +660

    I had to say "Stop licking the toilet"...so there's that

    • @corteiz
      @corteiz 4 года назад +43

      As much as kids are adorable they can be unhygienic as hell lmao

    • @missgreeneyesx3512
      @missgreeneyesx3512 4 года назад +6

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Sweet_shelby
      @Sweet_shelby 4 года назад +12

      CassieSN1 same 😂 I also had one downward dog into the toilet

    • @Rawrz1313
      @Rawrz1313 4 года назад +19

      We don’t lick our friends is a good one too. 😂 toilet is definitely one of the worse things to put your mouth on though.

    • @Mistic778
      @Mistic778 4 года назад +7

      @@Rawrz1313 😂 I've had to day we don't lick our friends a few times too. I've also had one try to fill a tiny tea cup with toilet water.

  • @annah7793
    @annah7793 4 года назад +1874

    Since buzzfeed is committed to doing these “horror stories” videos. They should do special ed teacher horror stories because BELIEVE ME special ed teachers have A LOT to share

    • @nyahfox7851
      @nyahfox7851 4 года назад +40

      Anna H Yes you are sooooo right. Do we have stories!!!! And trust me they are great

    • @heatherthacappr7387
      @heatherthacappr7387 4 года назад +68

      Itd be "too offensive"

    • @nunyadambisness1675
      @nunyadambisness1675 4 года назад +60

      Heather ThaCappr offensive? Eh. Insensitive though, maybe. As a special needs parent I can see why for many families they’d be unable to find the humor in something like that.

    • @natalieshepp641
      @natalieshepp641 4 года назад +16

      I feel like that could go very very wrong..but I have stories as well

    • @natalieshepp641
      @natalieshepp641 4 года назад +21

      @@nunyadambisness1675 whateer. We still have to deal. And sometimes things are funny. Everything isn't meant to offensive.

  • @miamckenzie6861
    @miamckenzie6861 4 года назад +973

    Currently sitting in the middle of my classroom during nap time trying with everything I’ve got not to wake my students with hysterical laughter.

    • @ericathompson1411
      @ericathompson1411 4 года назад +10

      Same lol

    • @saabirahabdulwahhab144
      @saabirahabdulwahhab144 4 года назад +32

      This comment is too adorable

    • @amyclarke6964
      @amyclarke6964 4 года назад +12

      Why are you watching this at work?

    • @kimistirednow
      @kimistirednow 4 года назад +56

      Amy Clarke are you expecting her to nap with the children

    • @lilysteinhoff5686
      @lilysteinhoff5686 4 года назад +18

      @@kimistirednow no but I work in a daycare & while the children are sleeping we clean not play on our phones 😂

  • @maryavatar
    @maryavatar 4 года назад +405

    One of my coworkers got a phone call from her son’s nursery and had to rush away from work. We were all concerned that he was ill or there had been an accident. No. One of the other kids had pooped, scooped it out of her underwear, and fed it to my coworker’s son. Kids are revolting. And I say that as someone who has three kids and a grandson.

    • @roseland3126
      @roseland3126 4 года назад +37

      maryavatar wow, now that is a horror story!! Was her son ok afterwards? Do you know what the docs said?

    • @maryavatar
      @maryavatar 4 года назад +41

      Rose Land he was fine. Apparently he puked it all back up in the car on the way to see the doctor though, so I bet that was a treat to clean up.

    • @zeynepipek2902
      @zeynepipek2902 4 года назад +20

      That's one hell of a horror story 🤢

    • @heyitsgman6858
      @heyitsgman6858 4 года назад +7

      Why did I read this before I had breakfast

    • @Hessed3712
      @Hessed3712 4 года назад

      🤮

  • @razvanruse68
    @razvanruse68 4 года назад +1303

    Teachers are overwelmed... so you should give them more money

    • @CrazzyFrog99
      @CrazzyFrog99 4 года назад +12

      Nursery in the UK costs like £50 per day so if you're working Monday-Friday say, you'll be cashing out of your own pocket £250 per week. That's a lot and not even feasible for many single parents. Primary and secondary school is payed for by the government though so for that, yeah they definitely should be payed more :)

    • @razvanruse68
      @razvanruse68 4 года назад +8

      @@CrazzyFrog99 well i live in Romania .... and i dont care about nurses only teachers. I hope I didn't misunderstood your messeage.

    • @CrazzyFrog99
      @CrazzyFrog99 4 года назад +5

      @@razvanruse68 Nursery is a school for very little children before they go to proper school :)

    • @razvanruse68
      @razvanruse68 4 года назад +4

      @@CrazzyFrog99 oh ! Didn't know ...

    • @amy.louise4065
      @amy.louise4065 4 года назад +1

      Insanity007 not all nurseries cost £50 a day most in my area are free

  • @beccatees7144
    @beccatees7144 4 года назад +102

    I’m an infant teacher. Projectile vomiting, baby turning and sneezing mid drinking their bottle and their moms breast milk gets into your mouth, and blow outs so bad that poop is covering every inch of the babies body is an every day occurrence.

  • @VermilionLotus
    @VermilionLotus 4 года назад +176

    "Stop licking the window." something I never thought I'd say so many times in my life... Ahh, preschoolers...

    • @kaylee1769
      @kaylee1769 4 года назад +7

      Toddlers are interesting creatures lol. One of my horror stories from working at a daycare, I had to keep a dozen 2 year-olds away from poop smeared on the wall and floor left from another toddler who had a blowout... The other toddlers kept running towards it yelling, “Poop!! Poop!!” Like it was candy they all wanted. 🤦🏻‍♀️I’m glad I didn’t have to clean the poop or change the messy poop covered 2 year-old so I won’t complain too much 😂

    • @87coconuts
      @87coconuts 4 года назад +1

      Same! Or stop licking the shelf. I’ve said that countless times lol

    • @sociallyawkwardpotato6509
      @sociallyawkwardpotato6509 4 года назад

      "Get your feet out of your food" A sentence my mom had to shout at my sister. Golden.

  • @b64771
    @b64771 4 года назад +390

    Child: throws heavy rock up in air, surprisingly comes back down and splits head open
    Darwinism: 😎

  • @suzycue303
    @suzycue303 4 года назад +713

    I didn't know Ashley Tisdale was a pre-school teacher!

    • @Sam-hp5nt
      @Sam-hp5nt 4 года назад +76

      Iyana Rubio went right over your head, huh?

    • @Thebratzbaby
      @Thebratzbaby 4 года назад +5

      Right

    • @ronnieeilert8491
      @ronnieeilert8491 4 года назад +9

      That’s what I thought too!

    • @landrydixon7385
      @landrydixon7385 4 года назад +55

      emily is a mix of ashley tisdale and alyson stoner to me

    • @ronnieeilert8491
      @ronnieeilert8491 4 года назад +3

      Landry D Yessssss!!! 👏🏻😍😱

  • @mana25mh
    @mana25mh 4 года назад +831

    Why is the dinosaur in the background holding the rubber duck😂

    • @Freddy-nd5im
      @Freddy-nd5im 4 года назад +31

      To lure in children so he can eat them :)

    • @HermanVonPetri
      @HermanVonPetri 4 года назад +44

      It's the circle of life.

    • @Cynararose
      @Cynararose 4 года назад +31

      Forbidden love 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️😂

    • @otdtyh
      @otdtyh 4 года назад +18

      the real question is why not?

    • @coffiecats
      @coffiecats 4 года назад +20

      Why doesn’t the Dino deserve to hold a cute rubber duck?

  • @alison.virginia
    @alison.virginia 4 года назад +286

    One of my toddlers was crying so I let her sit on my lap, and all of a sudden she stopped and got this strange look and her face. Next thing I knew she was projectile vomiting all over me . I was sitting crossed legged,so it was all over the front of my body and the back of my legs! I didn't want to upset her even more , so I was just calmly saying ",help,help,help" until the teacher on the other side of the room heard me and helped get her off me. I had to drive home and take a shower because I was just completely covered. The best part about it was the toddler was still being breast fed, so I was not only covered in vomit but also covered in her mother's breast milk. 🤢🤢🤢
    Her parents gave me chocolate and a card saying sorry.😅

    • @liliamendoza3721
      @liliamendoza3721 4 года назад

      Oof

    • @oliverdb2215
      @oliverdb2215 4 года назад +6

      You are amazing for not passing out when you first heard that

    • @pokelover02
      @pokelover02 4 года назад +8

      At least the parents were nice about it

    • @miranda5376
      @miranda5376 4 года назад +4

      Omg I would of just screamed and ran out the room and just be in total panic mode at that point not even caring about the child!
      I would of vomited at that moment too/:

    • @endergamer7483
      @endergamer7483 3 года назад +1

      @ForeverDreamWithinADream I agree, knowing she was little the main reason she was probably upset is cause she was sick.

  • @notoriousbread2246
    @notoriousbread2246 4 года назад +38

    Me in preschool
    - screamed in class
    - cut my hair
    - cussed at teachers
    - was gross
    - regret everything

  • @fredstolemysocks2
    @fredstolemysocks2 4 года назад +143

    Two year old: *walks over*
    Me: hi
    Two: *holds out poopy hand*
    Me: oh you stuck your hand in your diaper cool touch nothing please thanks

  • @yosoyileana1990
    @yosoyileana1990 4 года назад +174

    I currently work as a preschool teacher ...I got stories FOR DAYS !

  • @shanedawsonluverz
    @shanedawsonluverz 4 года назад +96

    The camera person thought the backdrop was more important than the people talking? This was shot super far up

    • @laurenj432
      @laurenj432 4 года назад +1

      hollandaise I didn’t notice till now😂

  • @caliwies1389
    @caliwies1389 4 года назад +23

    As a preschool teacher, I've caught poop mid drop onto the floor. It rolled out of my gloves and onto my new dress, then onto the floor. My co teacher and I were cracking up in the middle of nap time.

  • @maddipenz
    @maddipenz 4 года назад +51

    I’m a preschool teacher and I was subbing in a classroom and a child comes up to me and he said there’s poop in la cocina. Now I don’t know these kids by name that well and I have some very unique names in my classroom so I’m thinking a child named la cocina pooped somewhere. So I’m asking where is the poop and he kept saying la cocina. So finally I said show me where. The child proceeds to run over to the kitchen grab the poop and show me. That is the day I learned la cocina means kitchen in Spanish and I also learned you can never disinfect a classroom enough

  • @weirdcreep954
    @weirdcreep954 4 года назад +36

    When I was in preschool 2 students in my class started kissing (like French kissing) and when the teachers separated them and asked what they where doing they both said “we saw mommy and daddy doing it” turns out they were brother and sister! Good job America 🇺🇸!!
    Edit! I will never get that vision out of my head...

  • @ZombieLeo94
    @ZombieLeo94 4 года назад +51

    So
    In short
    DO NOT EVER BRING YOUR FACE CLOSE TO A CHILD, INCLUDING YOUR OWN.
    Some people never learn 🤔

  • @imthedeadgirlinthepool
    @imthedeadgirlinthepool 4 года назад +157

    The teacher who's talking bout snot looks like Sharpay of High School Musical

  • @laurenmieszkalski9233
    @laurenmieszkalski9233 4 года назад +20

    This is one job I know I would never be able to do. Mad respect to those that do it.

  • @sashapulaski9600
    @sashapulaski9600 4 года назад +89

    me to self: "maybe this isn't the BEST video to watch the night before my first day working in a daycare"
    me: *watches anyways*

    • @laurenj432
      @laurenj432 4 года назад +4

      Sasha Pulaski Hey it’s better to be prepared🥰

    • @sashapulaski9600
      @sashapulaski9600 4 года назад +3

      Lauren J true that!

    • @superprincessx5
      @superprincessx5 4 года назад +2

      Sasha Pulaski
      I was interested in doing daycare........ I'm reconsidering that thought.

    • @jaylajones2659
      @jaylajones2659 4 года назад +1

      Same

    • @xiiv.emilia
      @xiiv.emilia 4 года назад +1

      Sasha Pulaski I HOPE IT WAS FUNNN!! DO YOU LIKE THE JOB??

  • @Rawrz1313
    @Rawrz1313 4 года назад +40

    I’ve been peed on, got poop on me, spit, tears, blood, vomit. Everything on more than one occasion. Even on the most normal day someone who hasn’t worked with kids would be horrified😂

    • @TheLilyChannelHD
      @TheLilyChannelHD 4 года назад +1

      So true. I work with the older ones (mostly 4s) but there is still stuff like that on a regular basis.

  • @voldemortem956
    @voldemortem956 4 года назад +50

    I work with toddlers, and the amount of times I’m changing diapers and they sneeze in my open mouth... too many times.

    • @lilysteinhoff5686
      @lilysteinhoff5686 4 года назад +1

      Same😂🤢

    • @kaylee1769
      @kaylee1769 4 года назад +1

      Same. 😂I feel like I’ve changed a million diapers and tons of bodily fluids 🤢I love working in childcare though

    • @87coconuts
      @87coconuts 4 года назад +1

      They love to cough and sneeze right in your face😩😩

    • @xenomorphbiologist-xx1214
      @xenomorphbiologist-xx1214 4 года назад +1

      You could not pay me anything to do that

  • @starzzzy22
    @starzzzy22 4 года назад +36

    I need a whole "teacher horror story" series because those of us who have taught *know* horror.

    • @clarev.377
      @clarev.377 4 года назад +2

      IKR? When I first taught kindergarten, I never imagined having to start with, “No kids, it’s not okay to say the ‘f’ word or slap anyone in the face for bumping into you in line.” 🙄 Or, according to my coworker, “No, it’s not okay to use scissors as a weapon to cut someone’s hand or hair.” 🤭 Oh, and the parents can be far worse than the kids. Parents: “My child would never do something like that. They’re only 5 and still learning, so they should be forgiven for anything! (Even if they threw a whole tantrum, trashed the classroom, and threw a chair across the room at other students) 😑

  • @thatssowashington
    @thatssowashington 4 года назад +19

    being a preschool teacher who spends a lot of time in our infant classroom, i once had a child who had a poop blowout all the way to their shoulders. DEFINITELY do not get paid enough.

  • @brittanylacroix411
    @brittanylacroix411 4 года назад +26

    I feel sorry for the woman that had to explain death to a bunch of children, what an experience that must have been 😂😂😂 comical but dreadful

  • @priyajain8382
    @priyajain8382 4 года назад +71

    Finally a teacher's video😂 lets be honest teachers are multi taskers cuz we are doing so much all the time

    • @kaylee1769
      @kaylee1769 4 года назад

      Yup especially when it comes to toddlers 😂

  • @joannabratton5941
    @joannabratton5941 4 года назад +22

    ‘’Children, let’s all remember to keep our hands out of our pants”

    • @Valentina_2006
      @Valentina_2006 4 года назад +1

      Yep I had a girl every quiet time hands in her pants lol

  • @kellybrennan3680
    @kellybrennan3680 4 года назад +10

    My favorite series is “preschool teachers play never have I ever” please do more with these four ppl

  • @thecreativeemi7056
    @thecreativeemi7056 4 года назад +5

    Been through pretty much all of these and more! Infant teacher here. It’s a bad day when you get puked down your shirt, major blowout on your lap and teething babies all in the same day. We’ve had that kind of vomiting scene before and it’s not fun. You go home with snot, smelling like spit up or poop, and care doesn’t end after work because I have a toddler myself. Daycare/preschool teachers need better pay for this type of job. It takes certain people to have the patience to raise these children to have the basic building blocks of success. We are the start of the future for these children.

  • @samanthawatson658
    @samanthawatson658 4 года назад +18

    I worked with one-year-olds this summer and we had a stomach bug go through that gave them nasty diarrhea that would come out of their diapers randomly when you picked them up. lots of shirts were thrown away that week

    • @laurenj432
      @laurenj432 4 года назад +5

      Samantha Watson aww poor babies🥺

    • @Urmomisdele
      @Urmomisdele 4 года назад +1

      Lauren J it’s the babies you’re worried about?

    • @laurenj432
      @laurenj432 4 года назад +3

      Felix Felicis Yeah being sick and in pain sucks, sorry it bothers you that I care🤗

  • @akuaik.100
    @akuaik.100 4 года назад +11

    I have mad respect for every Preschool teacher. I couldn't stand spending everyday taking care of children 😬

  • @studioskim3
    @studioskim3 4 года назад +11

    I taught first grade... omg, never again. I teach high school, and THAT is more my speed. I can give attitude to my students when they give me attitude, and they get it.

  • @violettosler1241
    @violettosler1241 4 года назад +106

    Omg the girl in the pink looks SO much like Ashley tisdale

    • @Sam-hp5nt
      @Sam-hp5nt 4 года назад +2

      Violet Tosler scrolled down long wondering if anyone else thought that! She’s like a mix between Ashley Tisdale and Elizabeth Olsen!

    • @melaninbaby3043
      @melaninbaby3043 4 года назад

      Who?

  • @weebuwidespread339
    @weebuwidespread339 4 года назад +15

    I have a memory from preschool.
    Crazy Teacher: (shows picture) What is this?
    Me: a car
    Crazy Teacher: what type of car?
    Me: it’s a car
    Crazy Teacher: it’s a taxi. Do u know what a taxi is?
    Me: no
    Crazy Teacher: 30 MINUTE TIME OUT!

  • @cewe2003
    @cewe2003 4 года назад +11

    K5 horror story: tying a shoelace when it isn’t raining outside…………why is it wet my friend??? Why????

  • @allidarlene2055
    @allidarlene2055 4 года назад +23

    I could never be a teacher with all the throw up

    • @Urmomisdele
      @Urmomisdele 4 года назад

      Same my emetephobia is like “nopnopnopnop”

  • @jordanwright2030
    @jordanwright2030 4 года назад +20

    I have four kids 5 years and under, sounds like a Tuesday to me lol

  • @heybrrd
    @heybrrd 4 года назад +22

    Wow... This couldn't have come at a better time. I've just filled out a 30 page packet and completed an online orientation to go to the physical orientation on Friday to become a substitute for preschools and elementary grades in the city district here... I couldn't be more excited! Working with kids is honestly the greatest thing in the world. Although yes, there are a few mishaps here and there, but overall it's the most rewarding experience.

    • @ANNA-fg3rz
      @ANNA-fg3rz 4 года назад

      supertoon61 well.... uh that’s great! hope none of these things happen!

  • @lilycornell1432
    @lilycornell1432 4 года назад +19

    my mom is a preschool teacher and the stories she tells me... 🤢

    • @TheLilyChannelHD
      @TheLilyChannelHD 4 года назад +1

      angrylemon yeah, when you’re a preschool teacher these stories just sound like a regular Tuesday (source: taking a preschool aide class at my school)

    • @Urmomisdele
      @Urmomisdele 4 года назад

      My aunt is also a preschool teacher and she tells me the cute stories.
      She has had a story almost exactly the same as the pukepocalypse

  • @louabellai
    @louabellai 4 года назад +24

    Once upon a time, it was a Tuesday..

  • @sanny-nk9re
    @sanny-nk9re 4 года назад +4

    Keeley seems like a very caring person.

  • @noakatie
    @noakatie 4 года назад +5

    video: starts
    me: sees that emily has a nose ring
    me again: i bet one of the horror stories is someone pulling on that

  • @Zanders459
    @Zanders459 3 года назад +2

    These all seem like great candidates for pre school teachers. SO WHOLESOME!

  • @charchar4931
    @charchar4931 4 года назад +62

    I was probably part of all these stories

  • @kellytieu
    @kellytieu 4 года назад +10

    I bet other preschool teachers are watching this and saying “yeah... yeah... yeah... now you know how I feel.” With a nonsurprised face cause that’s what my interior design professor did lol

    • @savannahross5520
      @savannahross5520 4 года назад +1

      I am!!💁🏻‍♀️ and I’m only a helper

    • @thatssowashington
      @thatssowashington 4 года назад

      We deal with A LOT. Stories much worse than these on the daily

    • @TheLilyChannelHD
      @TheLilyChannelHD 4 года назад

      Only a middle schooler who takes a class that’s this, but yeah. (Here’s a long explanation now since people will be confused: my school isn’t really like a Montessori or anything, but basically the middle schoolers have electives, and you choose two and then there’s another one which you have to take. The one you take regardless of if you want to or not is life skills, then there’s preschool aides. So basically I’m in preschool aide and my school likes to actually teach you how to be a good human as well as the other school stuff.)

  • @ammarashoaib5336
    @ammarashoaib5336 4 года назад +3

    I would really like to see the spa/beauty therapists answering questions people want to ask or their experiences cuz they have super nice and thrilled stories to tell 😇😇

  • @Shutupfucks
    @Shutupfucks 4 года назад +2

    I have emetaphobia .... This is my worst nightmare

  • @jillievanilli1767
    @jillievanilli1767 4 года назад +27

    I had a pre schooler hand me a booger

    • @missgreeneyesx3512
      @missgreeneyesx3512 4 года назад +2

      This happened to one of my colleagues 🤣🤣 she turned round to him and said "I don't want it, put it in a tissue" 🤣

    • @jillievanilli1767
      @jillievanilli1767 4 года назад

      I was reading a story in front of the group and he just walked up and said "here." I had tissues in my pocket.

    • @kaylee1769
      @kaylee1769 4 года назад

      Oh my lol. I had to clean poop off the floor RIGHT IN FRONT of the toilet from a 5 year-old 😨

    • @Itsmysurf
      @Itsmysurf 4 года назад

      That has definitely happenes to me too.

    • @FantasticCamilo
      @FantasticCamilo 4 года назад

      The Pictures in my head is darn cute!

  • @kaycollarfeild
    @kaycollarfeild 4 года назад +16

    Despite this video, I will keep training to be a nursery teacher haha

  • @Trent2002W
    @Trent2002W 4 года назад +17

    Once in preschool I pissed myself after the teacher asked if I needed to go to the bathroom and I was potty trained and had no diaper and the teacher was mad 😂

  • @zed4643
    @zed4643 4 года назад +8

    Ugh this is why I’m mortified of kids

  • @nola3963
    @nola3963 4 года назад +10

    Ah. I remembered when my preschooler puked on my shoes 😫😫. It was in the middle of the day. I had hall duty at the end of the day 😭

  • @dillhoop12
    @dillhoop12 4 года назад +68

    Start of video people what's the worst that can happen
    After: OH GOSH THIS IS HORRIBLE

    • @kaylee1769
      @kaylee1769 4 года назад +2

      Wanna hear one of my horror stories from working at a daycare? 😂 I had to clean up poop a 5 year-old left IN FRONT of the toilet!! 😨I also had to keep a dozen 2 year-olds away from poop smeared on the wall left from another toddler who had a blowout... The other toddlers kept running towards it yelling, “Poop!! Poop!!” Like it was candy they all wanted 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @Purekarma29
    @Purekarma29 4 года назад +9

    Teachers need to get paid more! These stories are funny🤣they are so patient

  • @DumebiLea
    @DumebiLea 4 года назад +56

    Lol @ pukepocalypse. She is so pretty btw

  • @AngelJuliet
    @AngelJuliet 3 года назад +1

    As a parent can I just say you teachers are my hero’s!
    I can remember some of my teachers from grade school and some of them were amazing!

  • @DannysFoodTravel
    @DannysFoodTravel 4 года назад +38

    Danny is sitting here, watching this... and eating a hamburger 😀

  • @MizukiLovesDraco
    @MizukiLovesDraco 2 года назад +1

    Is it bad that, as a preschool teacher, I enjoyed discussing those difficult topics with my students? I always liked being able to share complex ideas with them and gauge how much they are able to comprehend.

  • @jamaicaqueens87
    @jamaicaqueens87 4 года назад +5

    Ohh nooo I start my internship this week as a student teacher. Y’all are about to traumatize me 🤦🏽‍♀️😂😂

  • @aromans2333
    @aromans2333 4 года назад +1

    I just love how all these childless people are so freaked out by the normal grossness of children.

    • @TheLilyChannelHD
      @TheLilyChannelHD 4 года назад

      A Romans childless but preschool aide. This video is a Wednesday for me. (I don’t teach on Tuesday so I had to improvise)

  • @mykolashazeras8724
    @mykolashazeras8724 4 года назад +18

    1:42 she got a trauma thats why 😂

  • @Valentina_2006
    @Valentina_2006 4 года назад +3

    Sooooo anyone have parent stories? I'm a preschool teacher and I almost had a parent try to fight my assistant.... yep.. fun times lol

  • @aaliyah1652
    @aaliyah1652 4 года назад +19

    what is this framing tho? way too much head room

  • @littleblueorchid
    @littleblueorchid 4 года назад +1

    O man this is right up my alley. I too am a preschool teacher and the horror stories I have. Soon after experiencing potty trained kids having the runs I have learned and told all my co workers where ever I work. The day I ask you for a regular kitchen size trash bag you know it’s going down. I was lucky my boss walked in and I told her “(insert boss name) hurry I need a trash bag! It has happened!” She knew immediately and got me a trash bag and bleach cleaner and towels. If you want to know this is to bag the lower part of the child up as we transport them form where ever they are to the bathroom so as to not drip and track the poop/ biohazards through out the school. (Welcome! This will be a useful tip for anyone with kids)

  • @try8042
    @try8042 4 года назад +1

    My horror story. I had a child sitting on my lap. He had diarrhea, was non verbal, and potty training. We are sitting and singing and all of a sudden a warm smelly sensation hits my thighs. Yup he pooped runny diarrhea on me. Just my luck that day my husband dropped me off. Just last week I lifted a child and she spit/coughed spit wad right in my mouth. My goodness it was gross.

  • @alyssalincoln5159
    @alyssalincoln5159 4 года назад +2

    I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve been sneezed on, puked on, popped on, and peed on while working with Twos. Then the fun of being understaffed so you can’t go home to change

    • @87coconuts
      @87coconuts 4 года назад

      Alyssa Lincoln Thats why you always gotta extra clothes nearby Lol! I’ve worked at 3 centers and I always bring extra pants and shirts because you’re bound to get some bodily fluids on you

  • @kellyncapps5033
    @kellyncapps5033 4 года назад +1

    I am a preschool teacher....I have cleaned diarrhea out of a child's hair all the way down to his socks... It was also all over the floor and on the slide... And then it got on other kids... It was by far the worst day of preschool I've ever had.

    • @Itsmysurf
      @Itsmysurf 4 года назад

      That sounds horrible (but im still laughing xD )

  • @chloehunt6927
    @chloehunt6927 4 года назад +8

    Should have STNAs and CNAs do this

  • @Heavenlynyaaa
    @Heavenlynyaaa 4 года назад +2

    Teachers deserve higher pay for what they be going through on a regular basis

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 4 года назад

      People want their tax cuts more.

  • @veonchoi6939
    @veonchoi6939 4 года назад +2

    I’m a toddler educator. I remember the time when we had circle time and a child sat on my lap. 10 minutes in I started to smell poop somewhere. We checked the kids diapers and couldn’t find it so we just assumed it was fart. Another 10min later, the child on my lap stood up and in the corner of my eye I saw something falling out of her shirt. I looked down and it was a big chunk of mushy poop that was pushed up from her diaper into her shirt. The poop was all over the carpet and my clothes 🙂 it was a Monday morning. Had to treat myself to a good dinner after cause it’s just no way to start the week.

  • @cloud-lw6np
    @cloud-lw6np 4 года назад +1

    One time in kindergarten I puked because I ate my cookie before my carrots. (It was actually because I had a lot of sugar before that because I snuck into the candy drawer at home but my teachers told me it was because I had sugar before eating the healthy food so I wouldn't do it again)

  • @KayNickG
    @KayNickG 4 года назад +1

    ASHLEY TISDALE??? lol I'm playing

  • @ifiresidegirls
    @ifiresidegirls 4 года назад +2

    No once the one year olds move to the 2 year old room we ask parents to not send their children in onesies it’s extremely annoying when they want to sit on the potty sometimes.

  • @porpoisethepurpose6768
    @porpoisethepurpose6768 4 года назад +1

    lol, when I was a toddler, my mom said to clean my room or she’d sell everything on the floor, so then I just started taking stuff out of my room that I didn’t want and putting it on the floor right in front of her and telling her to sell it.
    BONUS STORY
    My mom said to give her the things I didn’t want anymore, and I gave her a air freshener that was plugged into my wall. She said it wouldn’t sell but I told her to just try it.
    *A one dollar air freshener my mom bought for me sold for ten dollars on ebay.*

  • @LivingMyLife22
    @LivingMyLife22 4 года назад +2

    Teachers deserve more money and resources

  • @mina_9941
    @mina_9941 2 года назад +1

    I’m a preschool teacher and in my experience there have been countless horror stories 🤣

  • @justcalista3809
    @justcalista3809 4 года назад +7

    When I was in preschool I punched another girl in the arm because she didn’t do what I said... I feel bad for my preschool teacher.

  • @kathleenmms
    @kathleenmms 4 года назад

    I spent the first three months teaching kindergarten sick. I got spit on, pissed on, pooped on. They stuck their fingers in my mouth that they also put in their pants. I will never teach any children younger than 7 ever again.

  • @WavasWay
    @WavasWay 4 года назад +3

    I can definitely relate to this video, I am a former preschool teacher and I have some horror stories.
    I had a boy playing on a hippity hip ball, he rolled off and hit his chin which mad him bite his tongue. Mom can and got him, long story short he broke his jaw and had to get it wired shut 😱

  • @TheBogbo
    @TheBogbo 4 года назад +43

    I was kicked out of my first preschool.

  • @angelicabianca631
    @angelicabianca631 4 года назад +1

    You think those stories are bad, I’ll tell you some real horror stories. The worst part of being a preschool teacher isn’t blood, vomit, and poop. Nope. The emotional upheaval for children of divorce, deaths in the family, and all kinds of abuse. I ended many of my days crying on the floor of the shower when I was a preschool teacher.

  • @GauthierA83
    @GauthierA83 4 года назад +2

    Once during naptime when I thought all the kids were asleep, I realized that one of the kids was sitting on her mat! I go to see her and ask what she’s doing up then realized that she took off her pull up and she handed me a pile of poop! I literally went historical with poop in my hand and quickly ran to the bathroom to dispose it! Grossest thing ever!

  • @elizagoebel5515
    @elizagoebel5515 4 года назад +1

    I had a girl scream cry for 8 of my 9 hour shift at a preschool. For five days. No potty breaks for 6 hours and no support from admin

  • @Alexis-do9zd
    @Alexis-do9zd 4 года назад +3

    emily looks like ashley tisdale and alyson stoner in one human body

  • @loisgriffen_qu33f
    @loisgriffen_qu33f 4 года назад +21

    Please more kindergarten teacher horror storys

  • @Furiends
    @Furiends 4 года назад +1

    "Its all a cycle" is actually an excellent way to explain death to a toddler.

  • @Sallyisfailingtofunctionx
    @Sallyisfailingtofunctionx 4 года назад +4

    Honestly as a care assistant this is some low level stuff 😂

  • @laurenromero8172
    @laurenromero8172 4 года назад +2

    “Just another Tuesday...” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mepoli33
    @mepoli33 4 года назад +4

    Wait... you're telling me... these parents expected a toddler to be self sufficient in potty training with a onesie on?... WHAT ALTERNATE DIMENSION ARE THEY FROM?

    • @87coconuts
      @87coconuts 4 года назад +1

      mepoli33 It happens more than you think🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @mepoli33
      @mepoli33 4 года назад

      @@87coconuts oh no, I know! I'm a daycare teacher. This is so aggravating!

  • @a35362
    @a35362 3 года назад

    8:13 "I wasn't really prepared that day for, like, an existential crisis moment."

  • @paigeleonarf8844
    @paigeleonarf8844 4 года назад +1

    The puke thing has definitely happened at least four times in my six year daycare career

  • @b64771
    @b64771 4 года назад +5

    The background whistle music makes me want to rip my ears off

  • @bigbabysld
    @bigbabysld 4 года назад +1

    BIG THUMBS UP to pre-school teachers (ALL TEACHERS) I'd rather to basic training again for 6 months straight then do what they do.

  • @evyalley
    @evyalley 4 года назад +1

    I love Stephanie! Her humour is great!