Dear RUclipsr We have heard about your physical harm to Kobayashi, we are now sending a dragon to your location, beg for your life. Sincerely RUclips HeadQuarters
"I'm here to stop Tohru from causing havoc in the city" Kobayashi: "He hit me :(" Pretty sure that Elma likes Kobayashi just like Tohru does, but they show it differently. Plus attacking a human and breaking the "rules that are just on paper". Tohru seems to have spared him, but Elma would have probably killed him - and without retaliation as they are both from the same faction - was seen breaking the rules.
"Choose the right words to plead for your life and I'll let you have your soul back after breaking your body. Now, beg for your life." Has *got* to be one of the most badass lines I've ever heard, and I can't believe it came from this show of all places...
Now imagine what Fafnir would do if someone hurt Takiya? Or what Lucoa would do if someone hurt Shouta? I don't think we've seen much of Lucoa's powers but I assume she's powerful.
Nah, Elma would have arrived and seen Kobayashi on the ground, Tohru looking very angry while guarding her. Elma isn't the smartest dragon in the series, but she probably would have just looked back and forth for a few moments before killing him.
@@bakachiki491 Ah, she would've probably at least gone "Explain yourself!". And once he gave an unsatisfactory answer, then she'd done something to him
Honestly my favorite part is him saying "I'll summon lady Elma", cause he has no idea that if he did summon her she would've either let Tohru at him or partake in the whooping
Doesn't specifically need to be Kobayashi either. Commit any violence/crime around Tohru and she'll give you a great first impression of the asphalt. (Ie. That one purse snatcher)
@@Montesama314 As I vaguely recall, Kanna's father also shows up in this series looking to exact compensation/punishment from her and gets Kobayashi'd, or something
@JOÃO FELIPE It's the sort of thing where the moment it starts, you instantly know how it ends, so it spoils itself. Kind of like the Spear Hero, it's obviously too toxic to go unpunished and you know within a minute that a comeuppance is coming. The question is not *what*, but *how*.
I think Kyoto animation was determined to show the world that they would come back even better than before after the arson because I find the animation in season 2 is of a higher quality than the first season. It is great to see that they are back and wish them nothing but success in the future. Incredibly happy to see this series continue
I can hear Goku saying this in my head Except the first line is being said by Perfect Cell for... Some reason? Idfk Point is: Good reference, my brain is weird
"I'll summon Elma" -You attacked my co-worker, broke the rules of our clan, broke the rules of the human world, and on top of all that, YOU DID HURT SOMEONE THAT GIVES ME FOOD. Be thankful Tohru is taking care of you, because if it was myself, I wouldn't be so merciful.
"Choose the words to beg for your life carefully and I'll let you have your soul back after breaking your body." has to be one of the metal things I've ever heard in my life.
Everyone forgets that tohru is the daughter of the most feared dragon. Most likely 2nd most powerful dragon just under her father. Just cause she chooses the quiet life don't mean she can't bring the noise.
well not really. tohru herself was talking about "never won" against locua and fafnir while the dodgeball game (in the first season) and i guess she means in real fighting as well and elma should be on the same lvl as her i would say she is in the higher ranks tho
Most likely she’s only on the higher scale of power, although not being 2nd when it comes to her power. (Mostly speculation) But Fafnir and Lucoa are questioned to be on the same level, if not more powerful than Tohru. An example is during the volleyball scene in S1, Fafnir caught Tohrus volleyball with relative ease while Tohru got launched back a little after catching his. And we all know the Lucoa being the whole ex goddess thing. She most likely is the most powerful of the group as she is speculated to have time related abilities.
"Under her father"? Why do you think her father left her alone? Wasn't due to respecting her wishes. Tohru's power rivals his own, if not surpasses it.
Unleash the "Rage of Tohru!" It's funny that he says he's just needs summon Elma for reinforcement but doesn't know that Elma is friends with Kobayashi.
“Choose the right words to plead for your life and I’ll let you have your soul back after breaking your body.” That has to be the most badass threat any character has ever given.
Imagine if he did call in Elma and she appears. Demanding assistance as panic flickers in his eyes, only for Elma to respond with dismissal with this cold look on her face and compassionless gaze in her eyes.
She's such a sweet and caring woman. Sadly all of that was forced to be put under the rug for many years by Japan's sick work culture, almost breaking her. Meeting Tohru and the dragons truly saved her.
@@thelegendaryklobb2879 that's quite evident in the first season.... I mean, the reason she even met tohru was her being done with management's shenanigans/bs allowing her to save the dragon. AND it was tohru who gave her confidence to stick it to the abusive manager in the best way possible and give her meaning in life. With the finale being that when tohru was taken away, Kobayashi's life became an absolute wreck.
I'm not trying to diminish the badassery that is Kobayashi, but thats a natural human thing. Our adrenaline keeps us going in survival mode to keep us alive. After all the tension drains and our muscles relax, the blood flow starts to normalize and the pain we're in becomes more obvious.
@@ByyakoKitsune69 Agreed. And knowing full well she could do it, Clemence was *terrified* of Tohru. Because let's face it. Tohru's no normal Chaos Dragon. She's the straight-up *Princess* of the Chaos Dragons.
...You know, if he had summoned Elma, I'm imagining once she heard about him hitting Kobayashi she would've just casually looked the other way while Tohru did her thing.
@@diyaarora7126 'And I got some cheetoh dust in my eyes so I can't see what's about to happen next at all. I'm sorry. You'll have to deal with this on your own.'
Rule 1 of living in the world of Kobayashis Dragon Maid: never hit Kobayashi, unless you want Tohru to show up and make a Dark Souls boss fight look like a damn tea party
“Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor, and the contrary opinion is wishful thinking at its worst. Breeds that forget this basic truth have always paid for it with their lives and their freedoms.”
To those who state that violence isn't the answer, I will counter with this immortal quote from the original novel version of Starship Troopers: “Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor, and the contrary opinion is wishful thinking at its worst. Breeds that forget this basic truth have always paid for it with their lives and their freedoms.”
He's lucky it was Tohru. Considering how officious Elma is after hurting a human (not to mention her senpai and friend) and disgracing the Harmony faction she may have straight-up killed him.
@@SalaComMander Exactly. As much as Elma respects Kobayashi she doesn't live with a human friend to rein in her excesses. Hence why she's always broke from snacking too much.
Can I just mention how much of a flex this scene is. Like you didn’t have to animated cars passing behind them nor did tohru have to do flips yet they animated all of this. Like this is so smooth I am baffled. Not to mention how basically every part of this has something moving. I freaking love this!
@@silentsolar3829 You good U did open up a perfect set up thou😂 After all as a Big Green Slug once said every party needs a pooper that's why they invited you party pooper party pooper
“Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor, and the contrary opinion is wishful thinking at its worst. Breeds that forget this basic truth have always paid for it with their lives and their freedoms.”
@@Willimann i think she never showed affection to male characters but nobody knows until the author confirm sum, but i think tohru is bi bc she likes kobayashi when she's female and when she was male
@@Willimann I was under the impression that Kobayashi was somewhat starting to return Tohru's feelings recently. Was that just internet doing internet things?
Considering what Kobayashi did for the resident Dragons...SHE might be considered Dragon Jesus...(Check again how she stood before the little one) And he hurt (for all intends and purposes) Dragon Jesus Kobayashi. That he just lost a horn, is testament to the mercy that Thoru contains just because she was close by her personal Jesus.
I feel like Elma may have actually killed him. He broke the rules - and the person he hurt was someone she cares deeply about. Plus, they are both in the same faction so she probably wouldn't get in much if any trouble.
Damn, he thought Elma would help him after hitting Kobayashi? He would've died more than once if he did summon her, and he probably would just be broken both physically (from Torhu) and mentally (from Elma)
"Choose the right words to plead for your life, and I'll let you have your soul back after breaking your body." Not gonna lie out of every line I've ever heard from any anime hero or villain, that might be the most badass one yet. Like damn okay Tohru
1:12 The second a character like this starts calling for someone else to handle the heroes you'll know instantly they're about to get their cheeks clapped.
“Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor, and the contrary opinion is wishful thinking at its worst. Breeds that forget this basic truth have always paid for it with their lives and their freedoms.” - Robert Heinlein, "Starship Troopers", 1959
Elma showing up would have been very bad for Clemene. Tohru killing Clemene would have caused retaliation from the Harmony faction. If Elma showed up, found that Clemene was fighting a dragon in a realm where it is prohibited, attacked a human - who also happens to be a close friend. I feel like Elma would have just killed him on the spot.
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1:24 Sounds like he's being either mangled, Crushed, or mutilated there.😬😬😬
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"You hit my waifu, you lose your laifu."
-Tohru, probably
Lol 😆😂😂😂
@Josiah Oliver ?
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@@Massivefish ??
that got me bad xD^^ nice one
Bad guy hits Kobayashi
Tohru: Your free trial of life is over
hello im here to cancel your life subscription
Dow to important faults of yours in following the company rules we are forced to bann your life account and every further attemps
Excuse me sir, but imma need you to hand over your card membership of the "Alive" Club, its expired.
Dear RUclipsr
We have heard about your physical harm to Kobayashi, we are now sending a dragon to your location, beg for your life.
Sincerely
RUclips HeadQuarters
We've been trying to reach you about your life's extended warranty
"Violence is never the answer..."
Tohru: _do y'all hear somethin_
"Violence is the question. You just made the answer 'Yes'."
Butchered the whole quote.
Cremene: Why do I hear boss music?
Violence is the question and the answer is YES
Doom Slayer (and now Tohru) silently disagrees
That dude's last resort against Tohru was to call upon Elma, it's hilarious how much he didn't know and how much he was doomed
"I'm here to stop Tohru from causing havoc in the city"
Kobayashi: "He hit me :("
Pretty sure that Elma likes Kobayashi just like Tohru does, but they show it differently. Plus attacking a human and breaking the "rules that are just on paper". Tohru seems to have spared him, but Elma would have probably killed him - and without retaliation as they are both from the same faction - was seen breaking the rules.
@@bakachiki491 Not only does Elma like kobayashi she is also in love with Tohru so calling her in will not work on so many levels.
@@ieuanhunt552 I think she may love them both to some degree. Probably would have killed the poor male dragon.
@@ieuanhunt552 and Elma is one to always follow rules, so that dude was like, triple fcked if he really did call Elma
But he had a secret weapon, a pocket full of candy!
"Choose the right words to plead for your life and I'll let you have your soul back after breaking your body. Now, beg for your life." Has *got* to be one of the most badass lines I've ever heard, and I can't believe it came from this show of all places...
And she says it while physically ensuring that he could not speak. Peace was never an option.
I wouldn't mind using those lines.
This show is full of gems. That Tohru jump was legit one of the smoothest bits of animation I've seen.
Metal asf
@@preposteroussvideos yes I agree with u on that one my friend.
Dragon: *Hits Kobayashi*
Tohru: "In terms of life decisions, that was your last."
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I love how when anybody does anything to kobayashi Tohru literally turns into a final boss in Dark Souls
Honestly if i had to choose who would win between a dark souls end boss or tohru..im betting on tohru.
@@thesongbird1679 depends if that boss hits kobayashi
She becomes a Dark Souls final boss who skips straight to 2nd phase while at full hp.
No she becomes a final dlc secret boss that you fight after the final boss in a dark souls game
Now imagine what Fafnir would do if someone hurt Takiya? Or what Lucoa would do if someone hurt Shouta? I don't think we've seen much of Lucoa's powers but I assume she's powerful.
Someone: *Hurts Kobayashi*
Tohru: *These Fists are rated E for Everyone.*
Rated E+10.
Exept kobayashi
I'm laughing real hard from that
Rated e for everyone kobayashi not much
That's a good one
" I will summon Lady Elma" i wish he had and elma just saying "hi tohru, hi kobayshi, what are you two doing?" His face would be priceless
Nah, Elma would have arrived and seen Kobayashi on the ground, Tohru looking very angry while guarding her.
Elma isn't the smartest dragon in the series, but she probably would have just looked back and forth for a few moments before killing him.
@@bakachiki491 Ah, she would've probably at least gone "Explain yourself!". And once he gave an unsatisfactory answer, then she'd done something to him
@@neoanimefreak_7606 she probably would have said "Tohru, he's all yours" before checking on Kobayashi
Either way... he proved wise to be wearing brown pants. XD
@@Hellbane224 Nah maybe red pants, cause he's about to lose something very important
Honestly my favorite part is him saying "I'll summon lady Elma", cause he has no idea that if he did summon her she would've either let Tohru at him or partake in the whooping
Probably would have taken his other horn.
They think that Kobayashi is Tohru's weakness, when actually she's her safety pin
Seriously, yeah. You even nudge Kobayashi the wrong way, you won't live long enough for her to ask "What's up?"
Doesn't specifically need to be Kobayashi either. Commit any violence/crime around Tohru and she'll give you a great first impression of the asphalt. (Ie. That one purse snatcher)
Protip: Once you pull the safety pin, Ms. Dragon is no longer your friend.
@@rbakervv what a wonderful reference, my friend
That’s really upping the stakes in a catastrophic manner…
…for any bad guy, that is…
I’m pretty sure this guy is now on everyone’s hit list
Was on everyone's hit list thanks to tohru
Kobayashi has Tohru to watch her back.
But if it was Kanna... oh, how the fans would boil.
@@Montesama314 As I vaguely recall, Kanna's father also shows up in this series looking to exact compensation/punishment from her and gets Kobayashi'd, or something
@JOÃO FELIPE
It's the sort of thing where the moment it starts, you instantly know how it ends, so it spoils itself. Kind of like the Spear Hero, it's obviously too toxic to go unpunished and you know within a minute that a comeuppance is coming. The question is not *what*, but *how*.
John Wick Moment
"I'll summon Lady Elma at once"
My guy, she doesn't care about Ilulu or Tohru being there at all. Even if she did, it ain't hard to buy her out
a lifetime supply of sweets will do the job for certain.
Except there is one minor point that she DOES care about Kobayashi's safety. So Elma would not take kindly to her being hurt.
Yeah attacking a human even at human level would probably not get Erma on your side.
She is probably watching with a tub of ice cream in her claws right now.
@@Montesama314 one???, try almost ALL of them... She couldn't decide and thus bought them all?
Anything: **hits Kobayashi**
Tohru: *"your free trial of existing has expired, pay the price or return to void".*
Nope. The void is closed. I DON'T want him here.
@@Sailor_Saturn1 for a better place for him is hell ,
@@LeonZero8 I'm pretty sure even the DxD satans would take one look at this mess and go 'nope, on your own'...
@@JadeLockpicker lol and how the hell is he going to end up to somewhere?¿
@LeonZero8 so long as it's not the Abyss, I don't want him here either l.
I think Kyoto animation was determined to show the world that they would come back even better than before after the arson because I find the animation in season 2 is of a higher quality than the first season. It is great to see that they are back and wish them nothing but success in the future. Incredibly happy to see this series continue
As a whole I thought first season was okay and second season was great.
2:06 Tohru: Lick, Lick, Lick, Lick
Kakyoin: “I taught her well!”
rerorerorerorerorero _Intensifies_
Ah yes, a jojo fan. My favorite
"Main tham kench joyning the chad."
Rerroroorororororror
@@isaacplanas4948 Unbench, the kench
"Is he... dead?"
"He's magic sweetie, I'm sure he's fine."
Tohru: There's no dragon cops in Japan. We take this to our graves.
Alive? Yes. Fine?....im not so sure about that.
"Did you die!?"
"Sadly yes, *BUT I LIVED"*
Gravity Falls reference.
XD GRAVITY FALLS
"I'll summon Elma"
Elma: "So how can I help?"
Tohru: "He hit Kobayashi."
Elma: "Let me get the first hit in, fam."
Reality: Elma is too busy eating
Fafnir: let him get up! Let him get up!
@@xakineko I feel like Faf would just go with his typical "殺せ。" But with prejudice lol
im imagining the jojo meme where they are sipping a drink then join in
Ight watch them call kanna to recreate the torture dance
“Is that.... Tohru?”
“Yeah, and she is nettled. Super Nettled.”
Dbza👀
I can hear Goku saying this in my head
Except the first line is being said by Perfect Cell for... Some reason? Idfk
Point is: Good reference, my brain is weird
He's going to die
Probably
*taps you* super hero landing ! She's going to do a super hero landing!
@@finalformcooler511 "HE DEAD!"
"I'll summon Elma"
-You attacked my co-worker, broke the rules of our clan, broke the rules of the human world, and on top of all that, YOU DID HURT SOMEONE THAT GIVES ME FOOD. Be thankful Tohru is taking care of you, because if it was myself, I wouldn't be so merciful.
*"Violence is never the answer"*
Tohru: I'll just ignore that..
"It's the question. And the answer is
YES!"
More like: "I don`t remember that I asked any questions."
Truly words of wisdom dio-sama
"When a mosquito fly to your balls, you then realise violence is not always the solution"
-kratos.
in the wise words of nuxtaku: and who decided that?!?!
"Choose the words to beg for your life carefully and I'll let you have your soul back after breaking your body." has to be one of the metal things I've ever heard in my life.
The fact that she was making damn sure that he couldn’t speak at all while saying this made it so much better!
Hardcore metal...
@@shadowasant4533 Tohru in this scene reminds me of Corrin from Fire Emblem Fates, when Queen Mikoto was killed.
"No, I just erased his memories of this world."
Sounds like to me she erased more than just his memories.
she erased his life of this world xD
Memories are stored in the brain. There *may* have been collateral damage in the erasure process.
@@miles8385 considering she kept a horn as a trophy, I firmly believe that
Memories are in the neck area anyway just squeeze them away
his spine got erased lol
The entire second season felt like KyoAni working through the emotions of the arson through animation and storytelling... This scene was rage.
Bad guy: I’ll summon lady Elma
Elma: **Currently picking which snack to take to work**
Everyone forgets that tohru is the daughter of the most feared dragon. Most likely 2nd most powerful dragon just under her father. Just cause she chooses the quiet life don't mean she can't bring the noise.
well not really. tohru herself was talking about "never won" against locua and fafnir while the dodgeball game (in the first season) and i guess she means in real fighting as well and elma should be on the same lvl as her
i would say she is in the higher ranks tho
Most likely she’s only on the higher scale of power, although not being 2nd when it comes to her power.
(Mostly speculation) But Fafnir and Lucoa are questioned to be on the same level, if not more powerful than Tohru.
An example is during the volleyball scene in S1, Fafnir caught Tohrus volleyball with relative ease while Tohru got launched back a little after catching his.
And we all know the Lucoa being the whole ex goddess thing. She most likely is the most powerful of the group as she is speculated to have time related abilities.
“Just cause she chooses a quiet life doesn’t mean she can’t bring the noise”
If you don’t mind, I’m gonna be stealing that. What a badass phrase
@@The_Olive_Dragon It's so funny that the sexy boobie lady is the most powerful. And she is not even that involved or agressive.
"Under her father"? Why do you think her father left her alone? Wasn't due to respecting her wishes. Tohru's power rivals his own, if not surpasses it.
Tohru: It’s tombstone for you lil homie
We all going to lay roses to your coffin
Snaps neck..
your career is R.I.P
Tohru: bold of you to assume the afterlife was a right. its a privilege and you just lost it
I’m more of a Red Baron fan, my guy. 😂
I like how he's so confident that Elma would actually help him in this situation. Especially after he harmed a human no less.
Double so because Elma and Tohru have a complicated relationship where neither one of them wants to admit that their friends.
@@frankficcle7081 Triple because she has developing feelings for Tohru. Low key for Kobayashi as well.
@@thomasallen9974 quadruple, because Kobayashi and Tohru know Elma's greatest weakness.
@@theflyingdropbear2009 _F O O D_
Swweetsz
Unleash the "Rage of Tohru!"
It's funny that he says he's just needs summon Elma for reinforcement but doesn't know that Elma is friends with Kobayashi.
Would be super satisfying to watch
He was f**ked either way. If anything, as the comments here have said, Tohru showed him a small amount of mercy. Elma would not.
"Ill summon Elma"
"Your first mistake was telling me that rather than just doing it, the second was thinking id give you the chance either way"
"Your third mistake was thinking she would help you anyway"
"I just erased his memories and sent him away."
**Quick shot of a dumpster with a leg hanging out**
Yeah, obvious lie. They guy is an unlive.
why waste good food like that
I don't see it
*unsettled dirt under a headstone*
Where is it
Guy: *hits Kobayashi*
*instantly hears boss music*
Lol😂
Boss music Nothing ..the Game over theme is playing
Skipped phase 1
RIP AND TEAR
*Dark souls boss music plays*
Slaps Konayashi.
The entire fandom: yep he’s f*cking dead
hwo is konayashi
Keeping it 100
More like back hand punching 💀
UGENOKEROKANAY
“Choose the right words to plead for your life and I’ll let you have your soul back after breaking your body.” That has to be the most badass threat any character has ever given.
Imagine if he did call in Elma and she appears. Demanding assistance as panic flickers in his eyes, only for Elma to respond with dismissal with this cold look on her face and compassionless gaze in her eyes.
Elma comes in, holds the guy in a full Nelson and tells Tohru that she'll heal and revive the guy from death for every treat Kobayashi had given her
I knew this was going to be the moment they choose to upload haha so awesome 🔥
I know what the other moment they will upload is going to be.
I didn't watch first season. Is this new season just gonna be dragon waifu battles? Sign me up
@@mestre12 It's gonna be the hands isn't it.
@@zackrose6261 Maybe, but, i was thinking the closer to the end
@@mestre12 ah yes, the suggestion ;)
So that's the person who taught Kakyoin :o
No the other way round
Nah fam Kakyoin taught HER
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Wait I know you!
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Wow. Kobayashi did not let herself fall unconcious until she knew that everything was going to be alright.
Best mother figure ever.
I know right? She's the hero that this history deserves
She's such a sweet and caring woman. Sadly all of that was forced to be put under the rug for many years by Japan's sick work culture, almost breaking her. Meeting Tohru and the dragons truly saved her.
@@thelegendaryklobb2879 that's quite evident in the first season.... I mean, the reason she even met tohru was her being done with management's shenanigans/bs allowing her to save the dragon. AND it was tohru who gave her confidence to stick it to the abusive manager in the best way possible and give her meaning in life. With the finale being that when tohru was taken away, Kobayashi's life became an absolute wreck.
I'm not trying to diminish the badassery that is Kobayashi, but thats a natural human thing. Our adrenaline keeps us going in survival mode to keep us alive. After all the tension drains and our muscles relax, the blood flow starts to normalize and the pain we're in becomes more obvious.
@@FauxFoxPaw a Human high enough on adrenaline could have his skull Split open and barely notice until later(actual real story)
"I just erased his memory."
"You sure? There was a lot of sick crunching sounds."
"Oh, sorry, I misspoke. I meant I just erased all MEMORY of him."
The memories were erased all right, His subscription to life just had to be cancelled to do it.
This is the definition of: "You better scramble like an egg before you get folded like an omelette."
Saving that one for later
Oooooh damn. That was a good one.
“I’ll let you have your soul back after breaking your body”… damn she’s cold af
That line is metal as hell though!
@@ByyakoKitsune69 Agreed. And knowing full well she could do it, Clemence was *terrified* of Tohru. Because let's face it. Tohru's no normal Chaos Dragon. She's the straight-up *Princess* of the Chaos Dragons.
...You know, if he had summoned Elma, I'm imagining once she heard about him hitting Kobayashi she would've just casually looked the other way while Tohru did her thing.
And probably ex-communicado him on the spot.
Elma be like: What, I couldn't possibly get involved, there's a city here! And I forgot all my protection spells!
Nah, she would have thrown in a few punches for good measure herself, lol.
@@diyaarora7126 'And I got some cheetoh dust in my eyes so I can't see what's about to happen next at all. I'm sorry. You'll have to deal with this on your own.'
@@XMorbidReignX "Oh, what's this weird shaped rock on the floor here?"
*Stomps*
Rule 1 of living in the world of Kobayashis Dragon Maid: never hit Kobayashi, unless you want Tohru to show up and make a Dark Souls boss fight look like a damn tea party
Nah, don't even hug or make eye contact with Kobayashi. If you do; Tohru will rewire your entire nervous sytem
This comment so underrated
Kanna and Elma being there would have could a very gruesome death for the guy.
Elma grandmother tried to pull this on kobayashi only to see tohru looking at her menacingly.
She just dropped it
@@UchihaFabio wait, where did that happen? I wanna see 🥺
"I'll summon Elma"
Elma: "So, how can I help?"
Tohru: "He hit Kobayashi."
Elma: "I'll hold him and you punch."
Tohru: "Bet!"
Idiot: 0_0
Violence is never the answer
Tohru:"Violence is the question and the answer is yes"
“Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor, and the contrary opinion is wishful thinking at its worst. Breeds that forget this basic truth have always paid for it with their lives and their freedoms.”
"I'll summon Lady Elma."
*Lady Elma has left the chat.*
*lady Elma has swapped to team red*
*Lady Elma has initiated a vote to kick Clemene*
"Look away Elma"
"Elma? ELMA? Why are you looking away!?"
Elma POV: *You are now defending! Switching to BLU*
*Lady Elma has joined counter-terrorist*
"Violence is never the answer"
Tohru: "youre right... violence is not an answer is the procedure.. the answer is dead"
This comment is criminally under rated
i think you mean
"Violence is never the answer"
Tohru: "youre right violence is not an answer it's a question and the answer is yes"
To those who state that violence isn't the answer, I will counter with this immortal quote from the original novel version of Starship Troopers:
“Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor, and the contrary opinion is wishful thinking at its worst. Breeds that forget this basic truth have always paid for it with their lives and their freedoms.”
@@danielhaire6677 The city fathers of Carthage agree.
"You pressed the Kobayashi button. Ya shouldn't've did that."
This comment is extremely underrated
"I'm going to start beating you now. I don't know when I'll stop."
Aw yes tfs
Tfs.....noice
I like how Kobayashi wasn't entirely against Tohru killing him, like she wouldn't like it but wouldn't really scold Tohru over it.
“I’ll let you have your soul back after breaking your body” is highkey still one of the coldest lines I’ve ever heard
Tohru: You dont seem to understand......Kobayashi isnt yours to hurt...
Nice
Nice
Wai-
👁️👄👁️
With Tohru around, I guess you could say Kobayashi is-
*Insert Title Card Here*
nice invincible reference
"Violence is never the answer"
Tohru: Who decided that !
Escanor : Don't steal my catch phrase!
who decided it was Escanors catch phrase
@@whimsicalchronicles8798 Escanor
@@artbazement5060 x2
He's lucky it was Tohru.
Considering how officious Elma is after hurting a human (not to mention her senpai and friend) and disgracing the Harmony faction she may have straight-up killed him.
Really ?!
Yes, but the only reason that Tohru let him off easy is because she knew Kobayashi would be disappointed in her
@@SalaComMander Exactly. As much as Elma respects Kobayashi she doesn't live with a human friend to rein in her excesses. Hence why she's always broke from snacking too much.
@@SalaComMander actually Tohru left him alive because his death would draw too much attention from other dragons
@@shootingquince5203 Elma is very strict on the rules. So harming a human + said human being her friend = death.
"I'll summon Lady Elma at once"
Kobayashi: Elma All Sweets that you can eat.
Can I just mention how much of a flex this scene is. Like you didn’t have to animated cars passing behind them nor did tohru have to do flips yet they animated all of this. Like this is so smooth I am baffled. Not to mention how basically every part of this has something moving.
I freaking love this!
God: Violence is never the answer.
Tohru: *Yes, I t ' s t h e s o l u t i o n.*
no tohru it is not no violence is a question and the answer is YES
Roberta from Black Lagoon is the most scariest Maid ever.
"Tohru has enter the chat"
As long as they don't team up....
Sadly Roberta would be annihilated by Tohru, who is still the undisputed Strongest Maid.
Let's be fair here. I don't want to see a competition of violence. I want to see their Maid skills. No guns or magic, just ability to act as a Maid.
Scariest HUMAN maid
@@Maniacman2030 Just don't let Kobayashi-san judge or they'd both be disqualified within minutes.
Tohru: This world shall know pain!
Is the world that dudes neck cuz I could of swore I heard a snap
@@omarbrown3760 probably the horn that she brutally ripped off.
Yes I am a party pooper.
@@silentsolar3829 You good U did open up a perfect set up thou😂
After all as a Big Green Slug once said every party needs a pooper that's why they invited you party pooper party pooper
@@omarbrown3760 Nail!
Not even top comment??
Moral of this story: Mess with Kobayashi-san, win stupid prizes.
0:51 - Some Japanese road maintenance worker: “Dafuq happened here?”
THIS is the follow-up scene I need in my life! 🤣
Kobayashi: *Gets hit*
Tohru: *plays coffin dance*
Someone: hits kobayashi
Me: *why do i hear boss music......oh no*
Tohru: *So you choose the death*
Why do you hear the boss music when someone else hit her.
Tohru: “I just erased his memories of this world”
So that sickening crack was just his memories breaking out of his skull?
Oh so that what it was. Me being deaf, didn’t know.
@@NyuuMikuru1 It was actually her snapping off his horn, but the above comment is a much better interpretation, lol.
@@AstralMuffin105 maybe dragon's memories are stored in their horns
yes it was... along with his brains, blood, a few organs and a tooth or 3
@@rockhoggaming Breaking of the horn creates a hole in his skull for the memories to exit.
"Violence is never the answer"
Tohru: Of course, it's a question. The answer is always YES YES YES!
“Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor, and the contrary opinion is wishful thinking at its worst. Breeds that forget this basic truth have always paid for it with their lives and their freedoms.”
"I'll summon Lady Elma"
Who will promptly ignore you the moment she finds out you hurt her coworker.
Elma: Yeah, no. You attacked an innocent human. Your Harmony license is revoked.
Do I hear a tinge of Helluva Boss in that comment?
Someone: *Hits Kobayashi*
Tohru: "You have forfeited your life privileges"
This man regretted what he did,didn’t,would and wouldn’t do in a span of a few seconds
This guy: *hits Kobayashi*
Tohru: Then you will die Braver than most
or dumber
"I just erased his memories of this world and sent him back where he came from," she said. You know, like a liar.
Tohru: *"You're free trail of life has EXPRIED"*
*BOSS MUSIC INTENSIFIES*
"I cast _d e a t h_ in his general direction." -Tohru, probably
That's Fafnir
"So then he hit my lesbian girlfriend/master and I took that personally"
Tohru.
YESSS LOL
well kobayashi isnt lesbian as far as we know but yea sure ig.
@@Willimann i think she never showed affection to male characters but nobody knows until the author confirm sum, but i think tohru is bi bc she likes kobayashi when she's female and when she was male
@@ergoths could be anything tbh cuz tohru only likes kobayashi (loves)
@@Willimann I was under the impression that Kobayashi was somewhat starting to return Tohru's feelings recently. Was that just internet doing internet things?
Honestly, it's times like this that really remind you that Tohru is the *heir to the leader of the chaos dragons*.
She is, in reality, *Princess* Tohru.
Princess of the Chaos Faction
[Kobayashi Tohru]
Tohru: “Ain’t nobody gonna come help you! Dragon Jesus could come through that door and he couldn’t help you!”
Considering what Kobayashi did for the resident Dragons...SHE might be considered Dragon Jesus...(Check again how she stood before the little one) And he hurt (for all intends and purposes) Dragon Jesus Kobayashi. That he just lost a horn, is testament to the mercy that Thoru contains just because she was close by her personal Jesus.
Dragon Jesus: I'm helping her square up bit 😂
that summoning lady elma part, would legit grant him a worse situation
Elma hey tohru I'm next after you is what elma would say lol and she would bring the others to join the fun
@@annoyingPoe15 Im now imaging that on scene in JoJo part 5 were there kicking a person down but with the kobyiashi cast
I feel like Elma may have actually killed him. He broke the rules - and the person he hurt was someone she cares deeply about. Plus, they are both in the same faction so she probably wouldn't get in much if any trouble.
This anime slice of Life ANIMATION puts the whole Seven deadly sins Anime to shame
Damn shame.
Sadly yeah
U mean s3 right? S1 and 2 had great animation also overused joke
Overused joke and also please stop the Goddamn bully to SDS its already Dead
Facts
Damn, he thought Elma would help him after hitting Kobayashi?
He would've died more than once if he did summon her, and he probably would just be broken both physically (from Torhu) and mentally (from Elma)
Yeah, messing with the 2 women Elma cares about is not a good way to earn your place in the afterlife.
@@thomasallen9974 Indeed it isn't a great way to die
@@sayorinya5435 more like erased from existence
@@thomasallen9974 perhaps, but it is an effective one
There are less painful ways to commit suicide. Like jumping in front of a train, or cutting open your belly.
0:39
It was at this moment that HE knew, he F***d up...
It's amusing to hear Clemene threaten to summon Elma after watching episode 4. Wouldn't be wise to assemble all of Kobayashi's harem after hitting her
Hits Kobayashi.
Tohru: So you have chosen death eh?
Tohru: I’m going to break your body until your soul learns humility.
Bad guy: **hits Kobayashi**
Tohru: So you have chosen death…
That's why I admire Tohru. She can go from being a badass dragon girl. To a cute and really funny dragon girl.
"Choose the right words to plead for your life, and I'll let you have your soul back after breaking your body." Not gonna lie out of every line I've ever heard from any anime hero or villain, that might be the most badass one yet. Like damn okay Tohru
Him: Hits her
Tohru: Peace was never an option!
1:12 The second a character like this starts calling for someone else to handle the heroes you'll know instantly they're about to get their cheeks clapped.
Kyoani is just flexing at this point
They deserve that flex
It would be wrong of them not too flex
@@arianimations7832 true
Nah, just spreading its wings after a little slumber. An unwelcome slumber, sadly
"he makes Tohru dad looks nice"
In the end he was kinda nice tho
he was super nice. just overprotective.
0:41 mark - "It Was At That Moment Antagonist-kun Realized, ..... *HE F__KED UP!* "
Bad guy: (hit’s Kobayashi)
Toru:(One winged Angel starts playing)
don't you mean (the only thing they fear is you)?
@@blaze-ex8ht To those of us of a certain gaming generation One winged Angel is a cold sweat nightmare.
@@RibonFox ik i just thought this song fit as well
Torhu: "I shall bring you despair."
Guy: hits Kobayashi
Tohru: so, you have chosen death
Gotta love how Kobayashi put herself in harm's way because she knew Tohru would come.
“I’ll let you have your soul back after I break your body”
Coldest line I’ve ever heard/read
I really admire her character, she does not play around.
1:26 Thank you Mr Bush of Censorship for saving us from a scene that would give us "nightmares"
_President_ Bush of Censorship.
"Violence is never the answer. It's a question, to which the answer is _yes._ " -Tohru, 2021
“Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor, and the contrary opinion is wishful thinking at its worst. Breeds that forget this basic truth have always paid for it with their lives and their freedoms.” - Robert Heinlein, "Starship Troopers", 1959
Kobayashi: gets hit
Tohru: *C O W B A N G A I T I S T H E N*
Elma showing up would have been very bad for Clemene.
Tohru killing Clemene would have caused retaliation from the Harmony faction.
If Elma showed up, found that Clemene was fighting a dragon in a realm where it is prohibited, attacked a human - who also happens to be a close friend.
I feel like Elma would have just killed him on the spot.