@69420guyhaha the "hot chocolate" is a black guy for him, because well, he pretends he's gay. So the girls found a black gay guy for him and presented him as a "hot chocolate". Same as "the cookies" are the girls a$$ and "the meat" is the d1ck of other man, because says he is gay
The Kevin Bishop show from the early 2000s had a sketch called the gay pretender. The whole show was hilarious tbh, but is not something you'd get away with on TV nowadays.
I have been frowning for the whole day cause I was rejected yesterday in my highschool farewell party. You cant imagine how quickly I smiled after just hearing that narrators voice. I never knew that just a video could completely change my day. Thanks for making videos.
Yeah bro at least you didnt build a fragile gay persona looking for a something you weren't gonna get anyways. A rejection means you dont gotta worry about if the girl likes u or not, u can continue living life and maybe look for another girl. Rejection hurts but it can help u build character. Wish you the best my mans
"THAT was a close call!" the narrator is my favorite part of these bits
we need a evac
Fr😂
tyrone about to rearrange his guts and put em back together 😭😭
but why is your pfp a t...
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Saving Ryan's Privates would be an awesome sequel
wtf 😂😂
Nah that’s crazy! 😂😂
Plot twist, sequel is his actual gay awakening and the girls are confused why
Plot twist, sequel is his actual gay awakening and the girls are confused why
Plot twist, sequel is his actual gay awakening and the girls are confused why
“The king has felt true fear for the first time”
Sounds like HxH
Just then the king has felt true fear for the first time
hunter x hunter
izzat my man Meruem daddy.
@@kaz_nova24You did not just call Meruem “Daddy” 😂
That hot chocolate waiting for him was cold😂
Not for long lol
@@TheDarkangel719 Nah i'd be like sorry i'm raccist
@@Gamer5_1.0your also dyslexic apparently
@@randomdude4946 Apparently im slick? thanks!
@@randomdude4946*you’re** I guess you are too lmao
straight team 6, our agent is in danger, your job is to rescue him from 'hot chocolate'.
Mission impossible music starts🕴️
Alright boys, i got his location, sending dropout
Prepare for titanfall
nice pfp
Alert... Hot chocolate turned him gay we lost a member.
"but girls, I'm a top 🙄" there, you made the situation like 70% better
If he is a top he won't get along with girls ☠. And definitely won't be permitted to bedroom
gay
You sure are a smart one aren't you@@ChristandMMA
Fast as a whip for sure
Its not like the whole short is about someone pretending to be gay
@@ChristandMMA 🤓
@@ChristandMMA you too?
Not that last frame 💀
Sucking Ryan's Privates.
☠️☠️☠️
@sorrymomimfloppy7117God Damn ..
.
Same Brah
Ok I paused on that frame and still don't recognise him, who is it?
... 🤨
“I *love* meat” - Ryan 2023 😭
… Well good news. 😏
@@badasstoad9419AYOOOO
@@badasstoad9419😱📸
shut up
@@badasstoad9419📸🤨
I love the dramatic "Is undercover" line like he's a cop infiltrating a dangerous criminal organization
wait is he not? 🤣
tbf girl sleepovers are demon rituals
I love when people plainly write every implication and joke bit.
@@eminkilicaslan8945 shutup
it is, if he exposed. the whole town n internet will know about him. his future is ruined forever
Narrator is the best part fr
☭
yes
Stanley parable
The voice of a great character in Avatar, season 2 ;)
Fr he sounds like hes narrating a 90s crime documentary, i think it was the same narrator from the clayton bigsby skit
I pray for you dude, you took one for the team 🤣
1 for the team, 70 from hot chocolate 😂
About 14 for the team actually
After hot 🍫: This is Ryan. He is not straight anymore..
🏳️🌈🧐
This actor Ryan ne?
Name
Nah he got bent
@@mEtil5656i came here explicitly to make that joke
“This is Ryan” never gets too old 😭
I love how Ryan always looks terrified.
Actor name
Boys he’s in too deep! Pull him out!
Who's joining the rescue squad
@@springsaber I’ll go
@@springsaberme
We talking about Ryan or Mr. Hot chocolate?
His not coming back
"Y'all know I LOVE meat" got me 😂
🫨
Yoo it's Sandwich
“The hardest choices require the strongest wills” -Thanos
💀😭😂
and he's about to face a VERY hard choice!
BROOO
yeah, his "will" is gonna be 12 inches deep after this XD
"The hardest choices require the strongest willis" -Bruce Willis
“actual hot chocolate”
“riiiiiiiiiiight” 😭😭😭
Lol
☭
nice @@PRIMEUSSR
🇺🇲@@PRIMEUSSR
they got him the big buff hot chocolate for sure
The cutoff at the end with the door opening was perfect
bro that “THAT” was personal 😭😭
bro that "that "THAT"" was personal
@@bowlofboyo bro that ""that "that"THAT"" was personal
@@lancemason233 you missed a "that"
@@bowlofboyo aight
@@lancemason233Bro you missed THAT "that"
this like the fourth time they've pulled the date on him, he's as much in it for tyrone as he's in it for them
*he is as much in it for them as Tyrone into him.
Does that actually work?
Tyrone is as much in him as he wants to be in them
He is as much in it as Tyrone is in him 😳
Ryan doesn’t realise he has now crossed the boundary and even if he ever reveals his true self, he shall never escape the friendzone
I love scrolling through shorts mindlessly and getting surprised by these skits
Same. Brings some excitement to shorts
This channel needs more views and subscribes! Definitely my fav youtube channel
True
bro that hot chocolate joke was devious
edit: 123 likes? wtf i never get this much
what is the hot chocolate theyre talking about i dont get it
@69420guyhaha
the "hot chocolate" is a black guy for him, because well, he pretends he's gay. So the girls found a black gay guy for him and presented him as a "hot chocolate".
Same as "the cookies" are the girls a$$ and "the meat" is the d1ck of other man, because says he is gay
@@69420guyhaha fr bruh, you can see a man in the last clip when someone opening the door, and that was the hot chocolate they're mentioning
Its bl@ck/chocolate skin hot guy
@@69420guyhahasexy=hot
African American=chocolate
"Come on boys (Puts on WW2 helmet) we need to Save Ryan's Private" 😂
That shits gold
Honestly this is gold
Don't forget ur M14
best comment
@@Zurochase*m1 grand. M14 is veitnam
I think that wink sent Ryan's soul to a different dimension 😅
The Shadow Realm
Ryan's look at the camera gets me every time
He's gonna be like this for so long that he might accidentally gaslight himself into thinking he's actually gay.
looll
That's better ending
@@sathira_anuk5179no it isn’t
@@somerandomguywithsomerandomtal it is
@@sathira_anuk5179 no it isn’t
"You know when you asked for hot chocolate? Well he's here!" Got me on the floor laughing 😂
Fellow boykisser, I salute you
Didn't expect from you, Peter
I'll give you some hot chocolate 😉
The hot chocolate joke was out of pocket 💀
The shirt immediately unbuttoned in the next frame 😭😭
I'd watch an entire show about Ryan pretending to be homosexual
There was a tv show in the 70's called Three's Company with John Ritter. It had this same premise.
The Kevin Bishop show from the early 2000s had a sketch called the gay pretender. The whole show was hilarious tbh, but is not something you'd get away with on TV nowadays.
Le Placard isn't a show, but a movie about a guy pretending to be gay to not be fired at work.
The narrator lore is the best part
This remake of saving private ryan is very different from what i remember
saving Ryan's privates
Nah this is the christmas edition
Saving Ryan's Private is more accurate
@@gregoriuspascalis500😂
If he fails, then the boys will commit Operation: Saving Private Ryan.
Saving Ryan's Privates.
@@MeidoInHebun😂😂😂
Everytime i see these videos i always say "This is ryan a straight male pretending to be homosexual" never gets old 😂
You have our respect, you took one for the team
I have been frowning for the whole day cause I was rejected yesterday in my highschool farewell party. You cant imagine how quickly I smiled after just hearing that narrators voice. I never knew that just a video could completely change my day.
Thanks for making videos.
Yeah bro at least you didnt build a fragile gay persona looking for a something you weren't gonna get anyways. A rejection means you dont gotta worry about if the girl likes u or not, u can continue living life and maybe look for another girl.
Rejection hurts but it can help u build character. Wish you the best my mans
"The narrator's voice always adds a comedic touch to these videos."
The hot chocolate line was good lmao
Narrator deserves a raise 😂
Plot twist: that black guy was actually his friend rescuing him
My boy's about to get that Hot Chocolate
narrator's voice always hits me when he says ''This is ryan.'
I love how bros shirt just automatically unbuttoned itself
Bro sealed his fate when he wanted that hot chocolate.
We salute you for your bravery soldier🫡
Ryan was living a dream, but now he's about to experience a 20 inches nightmare
Plot twist: Ryan is just in denial
Andy is a real one😂
The intro pan to Ryan will never get old
I got in a female friend group pretending to be gay, now im actually gay, have a boyfriend and I have no idea what the hell just happened
They helped you find your true self. Good for you :)
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The fitnessgram Pacer test is a multi-stage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues
Dudes in too deep he cant get out if he wanted to :(
deep.
NAH… THAT ENDING THOUGH
The narrator saying homosexual sounds so much cooler than saying gay
That last one was wild💀
AYO THE END WAS CRAZY 💀
"Man don't tell anyone, but I'm just acting gay."
"Shit, you too?!"
I need an hour of this Christmas special
Saving Private Ryan LMAO
At the end- IT WAS AT THIS MOMENT THAT HE KNEW HE F****D UP 😂😂😂
She’s like you’re going to get a drink from that hot chocolate alright 😭
"I love meat" Ryan, December 2023
Ryan is playing a dangerous game. Godspeed, warrior... godspeed.
Bro's gonna be in a wheelchair now 😂
Saving Ryan's privates:
these videos always crack me up
He's bouta get his cheeks SPREAD
Next title should be “Saving Ryan’s Privates”
Underrated comment
They look so adorable in those little dresses
“We got you some hot chocolate…”
I literally cant make this shi up 😭
I would pay millions of dollars just to watch this show on actual TLC 😂
Ggs Ryan! Well played
This might sound crazy but im starting to think Ryan's not gay
Ryan needs to pull his shit together. All of his mistakes happen while he's on his phone.
Cinematography literally matches perfect to the skit , done ✅ the work efficiently
I love these kind of reels man lmaoooo undercover is the easiest way lmao
This is absolutely amazing!
The end dorry😂😂
Have fun, Ryan.
You wanted this, Ryan.
This skit will never stop being funny
Oh no… escape while you still can
"coming" was crazy bruh
*other guys leans into Ryan's ear* "Listen I'm not gay either bro"
That is DOCTOR BLANE 😂
You make it look so effortless.
PLEASE MAKE A FULL VIDEO ABT THIS ITS HILARIOUS
This is rayn ... and his look on that particular frame 😂😂
This bit never gets old
Nahh when he said "Coming!" His shirt opened 😭🙏
Every time they pan the camera to ryan before the narrator start talking, it is gold
It's okay Ryan, we accept and love you no matter what
HOW DID THEY AGREE TO DRESS IN THAT?! I mean it looks really nice on them but at the same time I’m flabbergasted
Instead of hot chocolate he got black forest 😂😂
It was this moment ... He knew he f*ked up
Everybody gangsta until Ryan becomes actual gay
nah the last part of the video really got me 💀💀
'You'll know I love meat' got me😂😂
I need a whole Netflix series on this