It Got More Gruesome, Girls! HALLOWEEN (ROB ZOMBIE) Movie Reaction, First Time Watching

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  • Опубликовано: 9 мар 2024
  • If you like feeling dejected, than you'll love this full movie reaction to Rob Zombie's 2007 remake of Halloween!
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  • @LiirThropp2687
    @LiirThropp2687 3 месяца назад +723

    The actor who plays Sheriff Brackett is also Mr. Charles Lee Ray. As if Michael isn't bad enough. Chucky is the Sheriff of Haddonfield. 😂

    • @_Aqua_Kay
      @_Aqua_Kay 3 месяца назад +27

      LOL omg 😂😂😂😂

    • @clarerichardson8770
      @clarerichardson8770 3 месяца назад +40

      also Wormtongue in Lord of the Rings haha, Brad Dourif racks 'em up

    • @kavonwright9375
      @kavonwright9375 3 месяца назад +12

      I was about to say the same thing 🤣

    • @liltmarshall8717
      @liltmarshall8717 3 месяца назад +14

      I knew he looked familiar!!

    • @johnwayne8494
      @johnwayne8494 3 месяца назад +19

      Brad Dourif is a pretty acclaimed actor, far from his only important role is Chucky.

  • @robertyeah2259
    @robertyeah2259 3 месяца назад +218

    LMAO “Seek God, Robert” is the best review for any Rob Zombie film ever uttered by anyone ever

  • @bisersi3545
    @bisersi3545 3 месяца назад +192

    “is he a spy kid????” as he is audibly being bludgeoned in the background 😭

  • @marcusjones6098
    @marcusjones6098 3 месяца назад +250

    "Robert have you ever heard of candy? Have you ever had something nice? Have you ever smelled a flower?" Her wit is just so fast and it kills me.

  • @jw79bull
    @jw79bull 3 месяца назад +271

    "He's busting through walls like the Kool-AId Man" LOL!!!!!!

    • @hellraiser8783
      @hellraiser8783 3 месяца назад +17

      Tyler Mane was perfect for Michael Myers, perfect at the rage, at the muscles and the intimidation.

    • @SLICKZADDY
      @SLICKZADDY 3 месяца назад +1

      Right lol

    • @Kenny-ep2nf
      @Kenny-ep2nf 2 месяца назад +2

      He's tough as hell

  • @ibuprofriends
    @ibuprofriends 3 месяца назад +75

    “i hate all the characters i need someone to root for” you will NEVER find this in rob zombie movies 😭😭 his characters are always despicable.

    • @gorelicious
      @gorelicious 2 месяца назад +1

      Like I think the best chance of that happening is in 31

  • @ThatMattGuy1230
    @ThatMattGuy1230 3 месяца назад +318

    Alanda: "ROB GO TO THERAPY!"...... ICONIC

    • @Dazzlinglylauren
      @Dazzlinglylauren 3 месяца назад +4

      😂😂😂 laughed so hard

    • @krose6451
      @krose6451 3 месяца назад

      I was nodding before I consciously registered what I'd heard

    • @amillan2004
      @amillan2004 3 месяца назад +1

      I'm dead

    • @ThatMattGuy1230
      @ThatMattGuy1230 3 месяца назад

      @@krose6451 right?!?! It's so subtle that it's easy to miss.

    • @jaidenjohnson200
      @jaidenjohnson200 3 месяца назад +2

      understatement ESPECIALLY for Rob Zombie😂😂

  • @TP0M
    @TP0M 3 месяца назад +354

    When the world needed her most, she appeared! Happy to enjoy another reaction! Also, time management is always kicking my ass God help us lol

  • @herbzzz
    @herbzzz 3 месяца назад +115

    “tell Cersei it was me, i want her to know” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m dying

    • @user-lb3kh7rv1z
      @user-lb3kh7rv1z 3 месяца назад +3

      One of the best scenes ever. Even when Ollena was defeated she still kinda won 😂

  • @Xellaeon
    @Xellaeon 3 месяца назад +155

    Michael Myers running is the most terrifying thing ever

  • @nicolehapgood6277
    @nicolehapgood6277 3 месяца назад +221

    Fun fact: Brad Dourif, who plays Annie's dad, does the voice of Chucky.

    • @tnmade731
      @tnmade731 3 месяца назад +11

      I was literally about to tell her that 😂

    • @BuckBeakGaming
      @BuckBeakGaming 3 месяца назад +12

      Brad Dourif is about one of the only watchable things about either one of these movies

    • @BAlexThompson
      @BAlexThompson 3 месяца назад +7

      I totally forgot he was in this until they did a close up on him. I was like, wait... that's Charles Lee Ray!!!

    • @akelly4207
      @akelly4207 3 месяца назад +11

      @@BuckBeakGamingA very underrated actor. He played this role well. I hate the sleaze seeping out of these movies.

  • @dsp2131
    @dsp2131 3 месяца назад +269

    Rob Zombie films scream "angsty teenager wrote what he thought was edgy" but he was 44 when this came out

    • @CCC-ml8xh
      @CCC-ml8xh 3 месяца назад +19

      This is so apt.

    • @Ericairline
      @Ericairline 3 месяца назад +51

      The late 2000s were all about being edgy for edginess sake.

    • @danwilliams2551
      @danwilliams2551 3 месяца назад +37

      The thing is, Laurie's parents and Tommy and Lindsey show Rob knows how to write normal dialouge...he just chooses not to

    • @ButteredToast32
      @ButteredToast32 3 месяца назад +11

      This. It's so cringe.

    • @mattyfromhell
      @mattyfromhell 3 месяца назад +32

      Y’all are haters, I love it. Some people’s lives are this bleak and have this kind of an atmosphere. Beats the cheese-ball, on-the-nose, PG-style 2018 version by far.

  • @larayjahill
    @larayjahill 3 месяца назад +40

    “Why is this so unnecessarily violent?” Rob Zombie ladies and gentlemen.

  • @MollyMcLaughlin
    @MollyMcLaughlin 3 месяца назад +114

    I liked in this one that Michael did love his younger sister. That he didn’t WANT to kill her (at first), he just wanted to find her & reconnect.
    Also, the kid who played Michael was EXCELLENT.

    • @macphallic
      @macphallic 3 месяца назад +19

      Absolutely agree! He loved his younger sister, unfortunately she didn’t know who that man was. And I’m not gonna lie, I truly felt bad for Michael.

    • @sincerelyjaijharnaerose757
      @sincerelyjaijharnaerose757 3 месяца назад +1

      @@macphallicagreed! When he showed the picture to her, it was the only time I felt sad for him.

    • @Elstunna_
      @Elstunna_ 3 месяца назад

      @@macphallicyea but once Laurie stabbed Michael that’s when he gets triggered

  • @AshLee92490
    @AshLee92490 3 месяца назад +197

    Yes, redhead bully kid is Juni from Spy Kids...

    • @matisebenign
      @matisebenign 3 месяца назад +18

      yes and also the husband to Megan Trainor !

    • @marklouis1890
      @marklouis1890 3 месяца назад +7

      He was my favorite in Spy Kids and I had a major crush on him around that time

    • @Privatewill05
      @Privatewill05 3 месяца назад +2

      @@marklouis1890samee

    • @marklouis1890
      @marklouis1890 3 месяца назад +3

      @@Privatewill05 I thought I was the only one who had a crush on Juni Cortez

    • @mihnma
      @mihnma 3 месяца назад +3

      @@matisebenignHELP, I had no idea he was married to Meghan Trainor 😭😭😭 that’s so cute tho

  • @dookieman93able
    @dookieman93able 3 месяца назад +78

    Alanda 😂😂😂 "these are the family coldcuts! They are for Michael's lunch sandwiches" girl that took me out so hard 😂😂

    • @adman1381
      @adman1381 3 месяца назад

      It’s a fair reaction.
      If you take my roast beef and Swiss cheeses out of the fridge without my permission, I’m going to make you regret it.

  • @TenaciousTD
    @TenaciousTD 3 месяца назад +46

    Laurie’s adoptive mom is Dee Wallace, E.T.’s mom, The Howling, Cujo, and other amazing movies. She was the scream queen of her time. Michael’s biological mom is played by Rob Zombie’s wife, Sheri Moon Zombie.

  • @my_randomology
    @my_randomology 3 месяца назад +89

    Yeah, this movie is REALLY heavy and dark, so I recommend looking up the blooper reel because there is some GOLD. Malcolm McDowell especially is just having the time of his life messing with the other actors and making them laugh.

    • @azedk418
      @azedk418 3 месяца назад

      Thinking about the one with Malcolm Sieg heil’ing with a finger as a moustache going
      “SIEG HEIL! You fucking nazi!” To Udo Kier 😂

  • @AshLee92490
    @AshLee92490 3 месяца назад +127

    Warning. If someone suggests "The Last House on the Left", whether original or remake, know that it does indeed have sexual assault depicted...

    • @SmileyAdventures
      @SmileyAdventures 3 месяца назад +19

      Both versions are always hard to watch in some parts, I still fast forward THAT part. 😢

    • @romeostruedude
      @romeostruedude 3 месяца назад +9

      What sucks is the remake has a much better setup and it’s great in the second half. But I HATTTTEEEEEE that scene. I genuinely hated it. But I did love the ending. I never felt so conflicted for a film.

    • @izzyjoshuadavis
      @izzyjoshuadavis 3 месяца назад +3

      ​@@romeostruedude I truly think the original is worst than the remake in a lot of scenes but I actually like both films.

    • @SilverBloodedOne
      @SilverBloodedOne 3 месяца назад +13

      As a horror buff, that’s one film that I never recommend for anyone to watch. Specifically for THAT scene. I just can’t.

    • @ChrisCollins068
      @ChrisCollins068 3 месяца назад +4

      @@izzyjoshuadavisYeah the original is more brutal. Some of the things that happen in the original do not happen in the remake.

  • @Eprosis
    @Eprosis 3 месяца назад +39

    "What is this family?"
    Welcome to the writing of Rob Zombie. It sure is something!

    • @Kenny-ep2nf
      @Kenny-ep2nf 2 месяца назад

      Lol he seems to like this stuff

  • @faith1517
    @faith1517 3 месяца назад +29

    The children screaming around the 42:48 mark is a genuine reaction. Rob Zombie has said in interviews that the children didnt see the actor in the full Michael costume until that moment -- so yes, those screams are of pure fear from them.

    • @Dee1nOnly92
      @Dee1nOnly92 3 месяца назад +7

      Very true, he also mentioned that lindsey was so scared she just ran off the set. He had a hard time calming her down and she was hyperventilating

  • @rockymorgan891
    @rockymorgan891 3 месяца назад +22

    14:23 “These are the FAMILY COLD CUTS!Those are for Michaels lunch SANDWICHES!” 😂😂😂

  • @haiyez
    @haiyez 3 месяца назад +141

    John Carpenter wrote the Halloween score and co-created Michael Myers with Debra Hill. So whenever you hear that theme or see Michael in a film, he’s getting royalties.
    When asked what he thought of this film, he basically said “I liked receiving the check.”
    I think that pretty much sums it up.

    • @NickNutjob
      @NickNutjob 3 месяца назад +30

      He never actually saw the film and gave Zombie his blessing to make it his own thing; the only sequel he’s ever confirmed seeing parts of was Resurrection, and his response was “oh dear god…why!?” Lmao

    • @SmileyAdventures
      @SmileyAdventures 3 месяца назад +5

      @@NickNutjobYup lol

    • @dommoore6180
      @dommoore6180 3 месяца назад +15

      tbf Carpenter is a snob, regardless of your opinions on the Zombie films.
      Even when he was playing nice with the Blumhouse movies he basically outright said that he just didn't care anymore and was happy because he got paid to do music with a relative and help his friend Jamie Lee out. That's not high praise.

    • @mellysomething6296
      @mellysomething6296 3 месяца назад +24

      ⁠@@dommoore6180because people treat John Carpenter like the only film that matters is Halloween. When he has a long and talented list of films that he’s done. If I were him I’d be tired of it too and just be happy for that check and to see an old friend. I wouldn’t care what they are doing.
      Y’all get so pressed cause John doesn’t obsess about Michael the way y’all do. He made ONE movie in 1978 and you guys want him to have this crazy attachment.
      Get over it lmfao. Even as a huge Halloween fan y’all sound corny

    • @dommoore6180
      @dommoore6180 3 месяца назад

      @mellysomething6296 quit fangirling.
      Carpenter would admit he's a grouchy snobby arse. I don't care what he thinks. I was just saying the guy is a well known well established snob.
      Irony of you trying to call me on bei g a fanboy meanwhile you're mad because I called a man you don't know a snob. Get real.

  • @eduardoalvarez7546
    @eduardoalvarez7546 3 месяца назад +35

    I do like how this version gives Michael the classic serial killer background: bad childhood environment, no good parental figures, bullied, killing small animals. I like how it makes his transition to the monster of Michael Myers’s as understandable. It matches the gritty tone of this version very well.
    The only thing though that makes it feel off is knowing it’s a product of its time. Rob Zombie always having this outdated late 90’s/early 2000’s grittiness that’s a bit too over the top sometimes.

  • @allenpayne927
    @allenpayne927 3 месяца назад +27

    40 minutes and I realize Annie's father (the cop) was Brad Dourif (Chucky).
    It's so strange whenever I hear that voice coming out of a human man and not a killer doll

  • @beatlesnqueen
    @beatlesnqueen 3 месяца назад +11

    “I hate everyone. Every single character, I hate them all.” Welcome to a Rob Zombie movie! 😅

  • @Dazzlinglylauren
    @Dazzlinglylauren 3 месяца назад +26

    “Don’t show me these people.” 😂😂😂

  • @MiyaoMeow588
    @MiyaoMeow588 3 месяца назад +127

    While you can probably go either way for the 1st movie, I can't stress enough that the director's cut for Halloween 2 should absolutely be the way to go if you watch that movie. It's a much more human film, focused on Laurie's emotions and her trauma and her difficulties in coping (girl, it is not pretty...), and the ending is just more conclusive. It's also a little weirder, and there's no sexual assault scenes from what I remember.
    Also fun fact, yes, Annie in this film is played by Danielle Harris, also known as Jamie Lloyd! I wish she had gotten a part in the new trilogy tbh

    • @j0j01192
      @j0j01192 3 месяца назад +8

      Annie was a clear winner for me in this movie. THAT scene in the house… absolutely tragic 😭

    • @andrewkilmer6352
      @andrewkilmer6352 3 месяца назад +12

      HARD AGREE on this, the director's cut is the way to go. The sequel honestly fixes Alanda's biggest gripe with this movie in that it puts Laurie back at the center and it's probably one of the realest, ugliest portrayals of Final Girl PTSD we've ever gotten in a horror movie and the director's cut is the version that actually lets that breathe.

    • @starsurvivor
      @starsurvivor 3 месяца назад +5

      YES. Theatrical Cut of RZ Halloween 1, Directors Cut of RZ Halloween 2 is my preferred watch.

    • @damianoakes2592
      @damianoakes2592 3 месяца назад +5

      💯 agree! I think the unrated cut of Halloween II really makes this one retroactively better (sort of the opposite of the original Halloween II). Quadruples down on the bleakness, but in a way that feel poignant, whereas this one on its own is just kind of grueling.

    • @terogates1
      @terogates1 3 месяца назад +2

      Oh she knew that was Jamie lol her reaction to seeing her as soon as she popped on screen said it all

  • @nerdydrawer7265
    @nerdydrawer7265 3 месяца назад +18

    First time seeing this movie, seeing a fully grown Michael stand at full height, I audibly went "oh, shit"

  • @dj71162
    @dj71162 3 месяца назад +52

    Rob Zombie's take on Halloween is certainly an experience.

    • @dusthymn8187
      @dusthymn8187 3 месяца назад +10

      I think ever since 2007 people would debate what is scarier, a Myers that is a realistic depiction of a serial killer, or “the shape” who is not even a man, just an entity.

    • @IVNHYPRFNK
      @IVNHYPRFNK 3 месяца назад +3

      These are so much better than the recent Halloween trilogy.

    • @slowodanx
      @slowodanx 3 месяца назад

      thats what a clueless, brainless subhuman with no knowledge about quality and value would say.@@IVNHYPRFNK

    • @AlastorsShadowDemon
      @AlastorsShadowDemon 3 месяца назад +5

      @@IVNHYPRFNK
      Eeehhh… I prefer Halloween Kills over this one. But I have issues. I like fictional violence over horror porn.

    • @niya8484
      @niya8484 27 дней назад

      @@IVNHYPRFNKeven ends is better than these remakes and ends is a literal dumpster fire

  • @collinmichaelkahn3918
    @collinmichaelkahn3918 3 месяца назад +14

    “A real estate agent’s nightmare: it’s Haddonfield!”
    Okay. Haha. Stitches of laughter. Even a guffaw.

  • @bensneb360
    @bensneb360 3 месяца назад +22

    I like Malcolm McDowell’s approach to playing Loomis, as like a Doctor who really cares for his patients and feels guilt and self failure for being unable to help Michael and doing what he must to stop him. It helps him feel distinct and separate from Donald Pleasence performance.

  • @elliotcleaver9087
    @elliotcleaver9087 3 месяца назад +19

    Bring It On being recommended next for you is SO real like girl you need something smooth to watch after😂😂😂

  • @AnaFox
    @AnaFox 3 месяца назад +14

    "Robert, have you ever had something nice? Have you ever smelled a flower?" 🤣

  • @joshsleezetube
    @joshsleezetube 3 месяца назад +54

    i will say this; rob zombie’s halloween is definitely intense. i personally find his version of michael myers scarier by far especially in the sequel. it’s definitely not giving the same energy as the original halloween film but considering how muddy that original timeline got (twice btw) i think the simplicity of rob zombie’s halloween and halloween II really do well at telling the story without all the extra supernatural-esque bits.

    • @asroberts17
      @asroberts17 3 месяца назад +12

      Definitely scarier 😭 I actually love his versions because I was actually scared at times

    • @joshsleezetube
      @joshsleezetube 3 месяца назад +3

      @@asroberts17oooooohhh yes. that second one especially. terrifying.

    • @IVNHYPRFNK
      @IVNHYPRFNK 3 месяца назад +2

      These are so much better than the recent Halloween trilogy.

    • @rozwynn2349
      @rozwynn2349 3 месяца назад +1

      I'm a Rob Zombie fan and his versions of Halloween. I love horror movie but these movies are so brutal I look away but it really gave me more of an understanding of Michael Myers when you see me that was his upbringing.. And then in the second part when he was having the visions of his mother it put me in mind of a mental disorder. And I literally felt he was not all there mentally and he was just trying to get his sister to his mother, the 1 person that loved him and supported him his whole life, so that they could be a family together. I'm not gonna lie at the end when they stabbed him and walked out and left him in the barn dead I had tears in my eyes I felt so bad for Michael. He was a Killer but also because of the way Rob Zombie set it up I also saw him as a boy who had such a traumatic childhood that it formed the murderous monster he became.

  • @CorinaStadler
    @CorinaStadler 3 месяца назад +42

    Losing an hour of sleep and gaining a new Alanda vid? A fair tradeoff! I'm so jazzed!!!

  • @azedk418
    @azedk418 3 месяца назад +20

    So glad you choose this version. The SA scene in the directors cut was so unnecessary

  • @dusthymn8187
    @dusthymn8187 3 месяца назад +15

    I’ve always appreciated how they gave laurie more independence at the end of this film, opposed to Loomis rescuing her at the end. I think the sudden ending of the gunshot and then the family photo of michael and laurie as a baby is one of my favorite endings in a horror movie ever

  • @Manaxium
    @Manaxium 3 месяца назад +23

    I think it’s so cute that you feel like we’re there when you when you film reactions! That’s why I started watching reactions in the first place. My grandmother was my movie/tv buddy and since she passed away I don’t really watch anything alone anymore. And since I’ve been single a while I just need that “company” to enjoy movies.
    And nobody makes me feel as at home as you do, Alanda. 💜

  • @akelly4207
    @akelly4207 3 месяца назад +8

    It makes it even sadder this kicks off when Loomis says he’s ending their relationship. Michael had no one left.

  • @mattyfromhell
    @mattyfromhell 3 месяца назад +9

    I know paper mache don’t build weights like that is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard

  • @donnybuoy
    @donnybuoy 3 месяца назад +24

    True story: My dad took me to see this movie when I was around 7 because I was a Halloween fanatic (even at that young age) and BEGGED him to 😅 Was it the right parenting decision? Perhaps not, lmao, but I loved it and honestly cherish the memory 😆

    • @leonore2573
      @leonore2573 3 месяца назад

      That's crazy didn't the movie theater had a age limit for this movie??

    • @donnybuoy
      @donnybuoy 3 месяца назад +3

      @@leonore2573 not if you have a parent with you

    • @leonore2573
      @leonore2573 3 месяца назад +2

      @@donnybuoy wow, here were I live if the movie is rated 18+ it's absolutely no with or without a parent with you if you are under 18

    • @donnybuoy
      @donnybuoy 3 месяца назад +2

      @@leonore2573 hm, that’s interesting! our theater has a sign out front that says all customers 17 and under must have a parent with them for R rated films. I saw Scream VI in theaters recently and there were multiple children (running around and taking photos of the screen with flash-the absolute worst, lol) and even a baby, who kept crying. I honestly wish our theater had that policy bc they’re a nuisance 😆 but I’m also glad they don’t, bc my dad and grandma took me to see any R rated horror movie I wanted, growing up, haha

    • @leonore2573
      @leonore2573 3 месяца назад +1

      @@donnybuoy That sounds so crazy to me omg🤣 I grew up watching horror movies too but never got to watch them in the movie theatre for this reason that we have a age limit

  • @reginahill1271
    @reginahill1271 3 месяца назад +10

    Not I just found out lil Michael Myers is the same kid Will Smith beat up in Hancock😂

  • @peyotebritta
    @peyotebritta 3 месяца назад +22

    I'm with you, Alanda. This isn't quite my speed either. Feels halfway like a true crime documentary for the first two-thirds and then they speed-run the original film in the final act, giving us no time to grow attached to Laurie. Fun reaction though as I was never going to revisit this timeline alone.
    If you want something more ultra-stylized and a good whodunnit, may I suggest *Deep Red (1975)* or *Suspiria (1977)* . Giallo films have been name-dropped in Scream 4 and Scream 6 so I think it's time to get acquainted! Also, we've been hanging out in modern horror for a while but there are still some classics left to discover. Have you seen Psycho (1960), Rosemary's Baby (1968), The Shining (1980), An American Werewolf in London (1981), Fright Night (1985), Hellraiser (1987), They Live (1988) etc...?
    And not to pile on too many requests, I know you're struggling with the Friday the 13th series but I wouldn't be opposed to skipping some to get to Jason X and Freddy vs Jason.

    • @cloejk
      @cloejk 3 месяца назад +2

      I would LOVE to see Alanda’s reaction to Rosemary’s Baby; it’s such a masterpiece. Psycho would be amazing too; so many crazy twists and turns in that one.

    • @AlandaParker
      @AlandaParker  3 месяца назад +11

      After editing for days, I can honestly say that these are my exact feelings on this film. Word for word - heavy on the not being able to get attached to Laurie!
      With the exception of Deep Red (which I’ll look into) all these movies are on my list! Hopefully I can push some up in the schedule soon!! I think I’ll have a poll to decide what to do with the Friday series. Thank you so much too 💛💛

    • @peyotebritta
      @peyotebritta 3 месяца назад +2

      @@AlandaParker No rush of course! I rewatch your old videos all the time anyway.
      Ti West has said Maxxxine is going to be in the style of a Giallo so it would be good to get one in before July even if you watch some on your own. Those two are good places to start x

  • @erauprcwa
    @erauprcwa 3 месяца назад +19

    I watched this movie when it first came out and I could not make it past Laurie's introduction with her use of the bagel. That "not my Laurie" was real! I couldn't with these remakes.

    • @emanuelespinoza9325
      @emanuelespinoza9325 3 месяца назад

      At least the bagel gesture was not in the theatrical version.

    • @erauprcwa
      @erauprcwa 3 месяца назад

      @@emanuelespinoza9325 SMH, none of it should've been made. Rob Zombie's shitting on John Carpenter was unnecessary. Plus, RZ made a film for people and himself, who can't think for themselves. RZ stating he wanted answers to EVERYTHING... basically ruining the idea of "the Boogeyman".

    • @erauprcwa
      @erauprcwa 3 месяца назад +1

      @@robertyeah2259 JC told RZ to make it his own. However, RZ did an interview that JC responded to that you're saying he's "bitching".
      When you make the character a cliche and you find whatever reason to put your wife in the film, to get naked... I'd also say, it's pointless. IMO

  • @whatzittooya8976
    @whatzittooya8976 3 месяца назад +13

    The second movie after this is even weirder lol. It's basically a feature length Rob Zombie music video

  • @cancerqt622
    @cancerqt622 3 месяца назад +9

    The truck driver with the “press & fluff” 😩😂 took me out!

  • @marissamoore3577
    @marissamoore3577 3 месяца назад +8

    "It's not right, but it's okay." Not a Whitney reference Alanda. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @javierlopez9789
    @javierlopez9789 3 месяца назад +7

    He is strong because they fed Michael with protein shakes for 15 years

  • @vyxenthemua
    @vyxenthemua 3 месяца назад +10

    Your comments during this movie is the exact reason why I watched one and two of rob's version once. I know Michael is evil but this movie was sadistic and over the top for me

  • @alexthomas962
    @alexthomas962 3 месяца назад +24

    “Have you ever heard of candy?” 😂 literally how I feel every time I watch a film from Rob Zombie. They’re varying shades of good but there’s this similar stark undertone in all of them.
    I think you might like Oculus- I don’t want to give too much away but I think you might appreciate the narrative structure.

    • @oliversedgwick7236
      @oliversedgwick7236 3 месяца назад +6

      I second Oculus! I think it would be perfect,it's not hugely gross/gory/graphic but it's more about the atmosphere and psychological aspects.
      Mike Flanagan usually makes something fun 💛💙💛

  • @OrochiFlamez
    @OrochiFlamez 3 месяца назад +21

    I despise the Rob Zombie Halloween reboots, but I LOVE your commentary.
    The reason why I think this version is so off-putting is because slasher movies should have a sense of fun to them, but in this one the violence feels exploitative and mean-spirited.

    • @duchess93
      @duchess93 3 месяца назад +1

      Yes! You summed it up in a way that I probably couldn't. Especially with the one cut that involved sexual assault, it felt like it was put in as some weird fantasy of Rob Zombie, it wasn't integral to the plot at all

    • @putitinreverseterry
      @putitinreverseterry 3 месяца назад

      Youre thinking of campy style slashers

  • @jem5771
    @jem5771 3 месяца назад +7

    Can we talk about the school bully being one half of the Spy Kids???

  • @allan_glo
    @allan_glo 3 месяца назад +48

    I’ve been looking forward to this for the longest time. I knew you would get to it eventually and I waited patiently. Your videos are the best ❤😁

    • @tyrekelockhart5276
      @tyrekelockhart5276 3 месяца назад

      Rob zombie did a video on how they treated him while doing the script he didn’t like either one

    • @dusthymn8187
      @dusthymn8187 3 месяца назад

      @@tyrekelockhart5276im sure he would have made better first movie but his second film he admitted he didnt want to make at all, but its funny because the unrated cut of halloween 2 is miles better than this first one, theatrical or uncut.

  • @yourfriendyuni
    @yourfriendyuni 3 месяца назад +8

    LMFAO SHE SAID THE MARBLING OF THAT MEAT

  • @hooziwhatzi3516
    @hooziwhatzi3516 3 месяца назад +11

    There is a bleakness to Rob Zombie movies that make them very hard for me to sit through. He anchors them with characters that tend to feel real to me, which brings it to another level of disturbing. There are books, like Night, Ive only been able to read because i was on a sunny beach somewhere. His movies are the same. Make sure youre in a good head space for these.

  • @cupofcait
    @cupofcait 3 месяца назад +10

    I love seeing Brad Dourif in the flesh! Like the Chucky voice always delivers but we forget the man was nominated for an oscar for Cuckoos Nest! Lol it does my heart good to see him getting normal roles. And Danielle Harris! Loved seeing her.

    • @Zombies_Are_Real
      @Zombies_Are_Real 3 месяца назад +1

      Brad Dourif was great in Deadwood as well.

    • @waffleweave
      @waffleweave 3 месяца назад +1

      See him in Exorcist III. He has a monologue that’s Oscar worthy

    • @cupofcait
      @cupofcait 3 месяца назад

      @@waffleweave I love him in Exorcist 3. Exorcist 3 is so underrated and underappreciated

  • @packnetadaija
    @packnetadaija 3 месяца назад +12

    Also if you can’t handle SA, which is totally fine I get it, I would avoid his firefly family trilogy (house of 1000 corpses, the devils rejects, and 3 from hell) just to give you that forewarning now :)

  • @boweryboy
    @boweryboy 3 месяца назад +10

    Ken Foree just came on screen and you reacted and that reminds me! You've yet to watch George Romero's original DAWN OF THE DEAD from 1978, my #1 favorite horror film of all-time and which Ken Foree is the lead and the zombie film that was the template for ALL zombie media that we have today. Even decades later, it still stands as a crowning achievement in unsettling, fun, artful, smart, thoughtful horror and it's satirical point about consumer culture is more relevant than ever. The original DAWN is MY warm blanket. My comfort movie, despite its ULTRA gory violence (but you have seen worse gut munching on THE WALKING DEAD, where your channel got its start). When THE WALKING DEAD was still just a comic and and Robert Kirkman was discussing its origins, he confessed that basically he wanted to make a version of DAWN OF THE DEAD that never ended. That just went on and on and on. And I think if you watch it (the Extended Cannes Cut is the best version, the one that runs 139 minutes), you'll want the same thing as well.
    (I think the remake sucks. It's a commercialized, watered down, empty, vapid, big and dumb copy of the brilliant original by a director I find insufferable losing all the depth of what Romero, a hippie humanist, had to say).

  • @uncannycj
    @uncannycj 3 месяца назад +3

    The first five minutes of you reacting to the chaos of the opening scene is GOLD! I was cackling and shocked with you 😂

  • @Atem_in_the_streets
    @Atem_in_the_streets 3 месяца назад +4

    Alanda Quote of the Week: "Tell Cersei it was me, I want her to know."

  • @cassiecansick8277
    @cassiecansick8277 3 месяца назад +9

    i knew you weren’t going to like this version 🤣 but fun fact! Brad Douriff who portrays Chucky and his voice is the sheriff in this film! ❤️

  • @MadcapMatt
    @MadcapMatt 3 месяца назад +3

    The guy playing Michael Myers in this is the guy who played Sabertooth in the original X-Men movies from the early 2000s

  • @jessediaz1293
    @jessediaz1293 3 месяца назад +7

    Me: I never needed to know why Michael was evil.
    Rob Zombie: 5:22

  • @clarerichardson8770
    @clarerichardson8770 3 месяца назад +14

    NEW ALANDA IS MY REWARD FOR A SLEEPLESS NIGHT, AW HELL YEAH. Also: you're our final girl. You got this apocalypse by the short and curlies.

  • @readumineko906
    @readumineko906 3 месяца назад +11

    After these bleak, bleak movies, I would love to see a reaction to Hatching! A very underrated foreign horror flick, with some incredible animatronic effects

  • @JonathanHaydon
    @JonathanHaydon 3 месяца назад +5

    Yeah Alanda, the bully from the beginning that was in fact the little brother from Spy Kids lol. And also, the actress who played Judith (Michael's sister) in beginning that was little Jenny from Forest Gump. I was excited when this first came out I even won tickets to see it a day early, I actually really enjoyed this remake. I thought Zombie did a solid job despite the writing and the reason for the way Michael became evil. I also enjoy the creativity Zombie did with this as well pretty cool also that he got a blessing from John Carpenter (Director of the 1978 film) it's still a rewatchable movie to this day wild that it's almost 20 years old. I have seen the Unrated Directors Cut to this I perfer the Theatrical version so im glad you did this one. Great reaction, hopefully you'll do the sequel Zombie did also. It's a wild ride. If you do then you've completed the franchise. 👌 for now... Lol.

  • @dslowmen2746
    @dslowmen2746 3 месяца назад +3

    If you reacted like this i can't imagine how would you react to it's sequel

  • @avaria1538
    @avaria1538 3 месяца назад +9

    Yeeeeeeah, this movie…. It….. well, it exists. It shouldn’t, but it does.

    • @putitinreverseterry
      @putitinreverseterry 3 месяца назад

      This movie is awesome, it doesnt live up to the original 1978 but that would be hard to do since the original is a masterpiece. Rob zombies backstory to why michael turned into a killer is what kinds ruined it for me though. I wish they left it more of a mystery

  • @Towey8
    @Towey8 3 месяца назад +3

    I swear I remember this movie differently. I don't remember it being basically half the movie before meeting the new Laurie. I thought she was there from the start

  • @davetubs
    @davetubs 3 месяца назад +6

    the engine revving outside your window during that brutal slaying. shook! 🤣

  • @fableSimmer
    @fableSimmer 3 месяца назад +4

    13:48 SCREAMED. Not Alanda being a Game of Thrones girly.
    35:06 The way we both jumped. Are you kidding me?! I was not prepared.

  • @thesubtweeter
    @thesubtweeter 3 месяца назад +3

    "Working up a sweat for two customers" 😭😭😭

  • @gcm827
    @gcm827 3 месяца назад +3

    “Robert, have you ever heard of candy…have you ever smelled a flower?” My thoughts exactly 😂

  • @MultiGreenG
    @MultiGreenG 3 месяца назад +7

    *NOT MY LAURIE* 😂😂😂😂

  • @ShadowhousePictures
    @ShadowhousePictures 3 месяца назад +18

    A terrible Sunday turned awesome cause you uploaded this video. Thank you Alanda!

  • @jasminelong3234
    @jasminelong3234 3 месяца назад +5

    I honestly didn't even realize this was a new video, I was just choosing an Alanda video for comfort. But I'm excited to see what's new!

  • @noahtrevino5908
    @noahtrevino5908 3 месяца назад +7

    9:01 Its butterfingers from spy kids lol 🫶🏼

  • @CreativeStoryteller35
    @CreativeStoryteller35 3 месяца назад +6

    I've never been a huge fan of these remakes tbh. But just like Halloween 6, there are two versions of these movies.
    Also, in the directors cut, Michael killed the nurse because she said something about him wearing masks or something like that.

  • @wsmith1971
    @wsmith1971 3 месяца назад +2

    “Mr. Joseph Bear, it did not go well.” 🤣

  • @JoyfulPeonyFlower-mn8jh
    @JoyfulPeonyFlower-mn8jh 3 месяца назад +2

    Poor Annie 😔😔😔 that girl doesn't deserve this!!! 😔😔😭😭😭

  • @AshLee92490
    @AshLee92490 3 месяца назад +9

    Ooh, Girl. I thought you were gonna wait til October. We here now, though, so let me get to watching lol...

  • @HalliwellSon
    @HalliwellSon 3 месяца назад +10

    You should watch Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning next!

  • @CTEagleCeltic
    @CTEagleCeltic 3 месяца назад

    Finally… Been waiting for you!! Love your energy.
    This is definitely a 1 and done type deal… that kid deletion was deeeeeeep 🙈

  • @idekman1225
    @idekman1225 3 месяца назад +7

    I was so excited for u to see Danielle!😭

  • @aliciapls
    @aliciapls 3 месяца назад +8

    Queen I’ve been waiting for this 1!!! ❤

  • @Final_guy_vic
    @Final_guy_vic 3 месяца назад +3

    Our queen blessing us on this Sunday when we need her most! 😁💙🙏🏽

  • @user-qd4lu6xw5h
    @user-qd4lu6xw5h 3 месяца назад

    You're making my morning with this, Alanda and it was crappy til now so thanks for that. Always put a smile on my face and make me laugh. Thanks girl. You're the best ;-).

  • @correct-biscuit0105
    @correct-biscuit0105 3 месяца назад

    GURL I WAS WAITING FOR THIS 😭😭😭Thank you sm!!

  • @user-ix5cm7pc3k
    @user-ix5cm7pc3k 3 месяца назад +5

    Sherri moon zombie , House of 1000 Corpse ,3three etc.

  • @Nyantrii
    @Nyantrii 3 месяца назад +2

    I nearly jumped for joy seeing this upload hahah. Watching reactions with you is truly like watching them with a friend.
    I'm so glad you clocked Carmen's lil brother Juni lmao. Was quite a shock for me seeing this movie for the first time and I noticed him with such a foul mouth.
    I apparently must've watched the unrated version the first time and after seeing this one with you I'm like "that one scene just did not need to be included.
    I'm so glad you watched this though. I could not stop laughing at your reaction to the opening breakfast scene. Like not even 2 mins in and there's such unnecessary foul language being thrown around.

  • @crayzeenaebear97
    @crayzeenaebear97 3 месяца назад

    Baaaaabe watching my faaaave! This movie is so terribly good 😂. My fave kind of horror portrayals and I'm grateful you sat thru it ❤

  • @alex-oy9eo
    @alex-oy9eo 3 месяца назад +3

    Haven't finished the video yet so you might have already come to find this out but the actress playing Laurie also played the babysitter who lets Ali Larder snatch Idris and Beyoncé's baby in Obsessed!!

  • @joshpark3319
    @joshpark3319 3 месяца назад +3

    Yay!! Been waiting to see your reaction to this one. It has its issues but I can appreciate more of the movie after the time skip. Also, got to meet Tyler Mane- the actor for Michael Myers- a few years back and he is HUGE!! The thought of him coming at you is UNIMAGINABLE 😂😂

  • @ajflores7841
    @ajflores7841 3 месяца назад

    yess love your vids, glad i caught an early one in time for my morning cereal

  • @Bruue2011
    @Bruue2011 3 месяца назад

    So happy to see you’re reacting to this movie! Pls take care of yourself. And I can’t wait to see what you react to next!

  • @jucihermesalmeida3807
    @jucihermesalmeida3807 3 месяца назад +3

    the family in the beginning is unhinged as hell 😖

  • @ilugsays
    @ilugsays 3 месяца назад +4

    The Bring It On suggestion at the end 😭

  • @Meg4n
    @Meg4n 3 месяца назад

    Yes! I was waiting for you to react to this one 😂😂 You always have the best reactions! ❤❤

  • @jodyalaniz
    @jodyalaniz 3 месяца назад

    I’ve noticed this with a lot of horror reaction channels the past two weeks… They have either had stuff going on and not posted or they are reacting to stuff that isn’t horror. Glad you’re back!