Or does he? I mean we all know children are humans so they have body heat so why are they called CHILLdren? Albert einstein was asked this question in 1930 and he responded with "I'm an eagle but I live like a mole" and it actually makes sense... because it doesn't. 🤨
FFS Michael I told you we're not doing this. Michael: why are we getting married? Well it's all because of a rock that split in two in the year 788 when robo Jesus killed Godzilla with laser eyes.
@@NoobHashtagPLS *1 hour later* but how long is yes? well if we divid 253 by 521 we get our answer, 0.485605 miles, *or do we,* you see it’s actually 1.485635 inches, which means that hollow knight: silk song will release on 12/31/2025 and thus we can actually get into this mess prepared, and yes (which is 1.485635 inches long) this might seem absurd but trust me this all ties in to if god is real or not.
"When is it really time? Or when IS time? That's a difficult question because time is very complex. To awnser this question lets go back to 1568 when the 80 years' war started"
"Hey, Vsauce. Micheal here. Did you ever wonder why cats always land on all fours?" *2 minutes later* "...that we actually live in four dimensions: three spatial and one temporal."
Then we will figure out the velocity of dead, and after that, we will have found the answer and have cracked the code as to why humans exist and how we can continue existing after death.
If we go to 14729AD, we can see that Apple Washington died, or did he? You see, death is an illusion, as we see with Dominic here. I just shot Dominic, and he is dying by the minute. You see here, Dominic is lying to us because he is doing something called “Faking your death.” The only way to stop death is to die before it kills you. How? By Subscribing Anyway, Dominic here just died for this video, but did he? You see, in 1321BC, Dominic was there and was alive. Now, in 2021, he is dead. How? I shot him. Thanks for watching
"The actor who played Air-Bud, 'Buddy' the dog, passed away in 1998, at the age of 9" "Now take a look at this" *Shifts candles* "Let's talk about WW1"
I was watching one where he was talking about our sense, then we somehow got onto the theory that nothing is real Felt like I had a stroke not gonna lie
"Hey man, don't worry. Rejecting that kid wasn't a world-ending move. He's probably gonna do something better that will lead the world to a better place." *"Or will he?"*
First, what is spelling? *WELL, it's when you do magical things with made-up things..* Think about it. Letters are made up, and who said that you can just arrange them in different ways to make combos called words? **Proceeds to talk about the theory of relativity**
“Hey, parents, Michael here. Did you want to know what air weighs? That’s just awesome, because we will have to go on a flight to an unknown island in the middle of nowhere and measure the distance from air to air to get the total weight of air.”
@@Thiger_ yeah hearing a voice from the darkness when you’re alone would be crazy but I’m quite sure that it would only be in your head because ghosts aren’t real only demons and angels of god exist
@@Thiger_ okay fair enough vsauce is a bit of a legend but today I tell you the good news that Jesus Christ is the highest power of our realm and the Bible is the word of god💪🏼✝️💯🔥
Hey, Vsauce. Michael here. Where are your fingers? Seriously. It's a pretty easy question. You should be able to answer it. But how do you know? How does anyone know anything? You might say, well, I know where my fingers are. I'm looking right at them. Or, I can touch them, I can feel them, they're right here and that's good. Your senses are a great way to learn things. In fact, we have way more than the usual five senses we talk about. For instance, your kinesthetic sense, proprioception. This is what the police evaluate during a field sobriety test. It allows you to tell where your fingers and arms and head and legs in your body is all in relation to each other without having to look or touch other things. We have way more than five senses, we have at least twice as many and then some. But they're not perfect. There are optical illusions, audio illusions, temperature sensation illusions, even tactile illusions. Can you turn your tongue upside down? If so, perfect. Try this. Run your finger along the outer edge of the tip of your upside down tongue. Your tongue will be able to feel your finger, but in the wrong place. Our brains never needed to develop an understanding of upside down tongue touch. So, when you touch the right side of your tongue when it's flipped over to your left side you perceive a sensation on the opposite side, where your tongue usually is but isn't when it's upside down. It's pretty freaky and cool and a little humbling, because it shows the limits of the accuracy of our senses, the only tools we have to get what's out there in here. The philosophy of knowledge, the study of knowing, is called epistemology. Plato famously said that the things we know are things that are true, that we believe and that we have justification for believing. those justifications might be irrational or they might be rational, they might be based on proof, but don't get too confident because proven is not a synonym for true. Luckily, there are things that we can know without needing proof, without needing to even leave the house, things that we can know as true by reason alone. These are things that we know a priori. An example would be the statement "all bachelors are unmarried." I don't have to go survey every bachelor on earth to know that that is true. All bachelors are unmarried because that's how we define the word bachelor. Of course, you have to know what the words bachelor and unmarried mean in the first place. Oh, you do? Okay. Perfect. That's great. But how do you know? This time I mean functionally, how do you know? Where is knowledge biologically in the brain? What are memories made out of? We are a long way from being able to answer that question completely but research has shown that memories don't exist in the brain in single locations. Instead, what we call a memory is likely made up of many different complex relationships all over the brain between lots of brain cells, neurons. A major cellular mechanism thought to underlie the formation of memories is long-term potentiation or LTP. When one neuron stimulates another neuron repeatedly that signal can be enhanced overtime LTP, wiring them more strongly together and that connection can last a long time, even an entire lifetime. A collection of different brain cells, neurons that fire together in a particular order over and over again frequently and repeatedly can achieve long-term potentiation, becoming more sensitive to each other and more ready to fire in the exact same way later on in the future. They're a physical thing in your brain, firing together more easily because you strengthen that pattern of firing. You memorized. This branching forest of firing friends looks messy, but look closer. It could be the memory of your first kiss. A living souvenir of the event. If I were to go into your brain and cut out those cells, could I make you forget your first kiss or could I make you forget where your fingers are? Only if I cut out a lot of your brain. Because memories aren't just stored in one relationship, they're stored all over the brain. The events leading up to your first kiss are stored in one network, the way it felt to the way it smelled in different networks, all added up together making what you call the memory of your first kiss. How many memories can you fit inside your head? What is the storage capacity of the human brain? The best we can do is a rough estimate, but given the number of neurons in the brain involved with memory and the number of different connections a single neuron can make Paul Reber at Northwestern University estimated that we can store the digital equivalent of about 2.5 petabytes of information. That's the equivalent of recording a TV channel continuously for 300 years. That's a lot of information. That is a lot of information about skills you can do and facts and people you've met, things in the real world. The world is real, right? How do you know? It's a difficult question, but it's not rocket science. Instead, it is asking whether or not rocket scientists even exist in the first place. The theory that the Sun moved around the earth worked great. It predicted that the Sun would rise every morning and it did. It wasn't until later that we realized what we thought was true might not be. So, do we or will we ever know true reality or are we stuck in a world where the best we can do is be approximately true? Discovering more and more useful theories every day but never actually reaching true objective actual reality. Can science or reason ever prove convincingly that your friends and RUclips videos and your fingers actually exist beyond your mind? That you don't just live in the matrix? No. Your mind is all that you have, even if you use instruments, like a telescope or particle accelerators. The final stop for all of that information is ultimately you. You are alone in your own brain, which technically makes it impossible to prove that anything else exists. It's called the egocentric predicament. Everything you know about the world out there depends on and is created inside your brain. This mattered so much to Charles Sanders Peirce that he drew a line between reality, the way the universe truly is, and what he called the phaneron, the world as filtered through our senses and bodies, the only information we can get. If you want to speak with certainty you live in, that is you react to and remember and experience your phaneron, not reality. The belief that only you exist and everything else, food, the universe, your friends are all figments of your mind is called solipsism. There is no way to convince a solipsist that the outside world is real. And there is no way to convince someone who doubts that the universe wasn't created just three seconds ago along with all of our memories. It's a frightening realization that we don't always know how to deal with. There's even The Matrix defense. In 2002 Tonda Lynn Ansley shot and killed her landlady. She argued that she believed she was in the matrix, that her crimes weren't real. By using the matrix defense, she was found not guilty by reason of insanity, because the opposite view is just way healthier and common. It's called realism. Realism is the belief that the outside world exists independently of your own phaneron. Rocks and stars and Thora Birch would continue to exist even if you weren't around to experience them. But you cannot know realism is true. All you can do is believe. Martin Gardner, a great source for math magic tricks, explained that he is not a solipsist because realism is just way more convenient and healthy and it works. As to whether it bothered him that he could never know realism was true, he wrote, "If you ask me to tell you anything about the nature of what lies beyond the phaneron, my answer is how should I know? I'm not dismayed by ultimate mysteries, I can no more grasp what is behind such questions as my cat can understand what is behind the clatter I make while I type this paragraph." Humble stuff. What strikes me is the cat. Cats do not understand keyboards, but they know the keyboards are a fun place to be. It's a great way to get the attention of a human, they're warm and exciting, surrounded by noises and flashing lights plus cats love to get their scent on whatever they can, a mark of their existence. We aren't that much different, except instead of keyboards we have the mysteries of the universe. We will never be able to understand all of them. We won't be able to ever answer every single question, but walking around in those questions, exploring them, is fun. It feels good. And as always, thanks for watching. Do you want more unanswered questions? Well, you're in luck. Today, nine other amazing channels on RUclips have made videos about questions we still haven't fully answered. Alltime10s has organized them and to watch them all click the annotation at the end of this video or the link at the top of the description. Enjoy.
Michael at the start of the video: why does metal make a weird noise? End of the video: and that’s how you talk to an alien 15,000 light years away with an encoded emoji message
Ok well first off I said that. Secondly you were insinuating you were going for the “You have (video length) to live” meme. That and putting on 2x would make it go twice as fast, hence the 2 times; so you’re halving a half If you put it on 0.5x, you’d be multiplying the runtime by 0.5 making it twice as long.
@@CrystalTheErudite maybe i wasn't clear enough, the joke was that 10 hours would not be enough time for me to finish the video, putting at 2x speed would be giving me enough time to listen all of the Vsauce goodness before I were to die. The joke doesn't make sense if I make the video longer.
A toilet is a piece of hardware used for the collection or disposal of human urine and feces. In other words: "Toilets are sanitation facilities at the user interface that allow the safe and convenient urination and defecation".Toilets can be with or without flushing water (flush toilet or dry toilet). They can be set up for a sitting posture or for a squatting posture (squat toilet). Flush toilets are usually connected to a sewer system in urban areas and to septic tanks in isolated areas. Dry toilets are connected to a pit, removable container, composting chamber, or other storage and treatment device. Toilets are commonly made of ceramic (porcelain), concrete, plastic, or wood.
So, by definition a toilet can be a plastic can, and that means that you don't have to walk across the hallway to dispose of your waste but to simply carry around a plastic can
I think this song is perfect for what Vsauce is, the song gives off messages like maybe unanswered questions that haven’t been answered or a mystery yet to solve
Someone in his house: "This music Isn't good at all" * lights turned off automatically * From a dark corner: *OR IS IT?* * *Final boss fight theme vsause music plays* *
But what exactly is life.... According to the youtube statistics, only a small percentage of *blah blah blah* 5 minutes later..... That's why Betelgeuse might have exploded right now..
First we need to understand art and its purpose. Art is meant to be a form of expression in which the artist can show how they are feeling without explanation. Art can be many different things, from a beautiful picture to just a few dots of paint. But this isn’t the only form of art. Art can be literature, music, dance, and sometimes can be science. But how can art relate to science?
Mother stands for; Michael's Outdoor Terrifying Heroin Eventual Relapse, but how long exactly till I relapse and what has it got to do with the woman that gave birth to me?.....
Hey vsauce, michael here. Have you ever seen a frog? But what is a frog? "Frog" is an amphibian. The difference between amphibians and reptiles is that amphibians are born in water, while reptiles on land. Everyone knows that frogs are real. or are they? *music starts playing* Are frogs just made up? Did the government make up frogs to distract us from something else? If we want to know, we need to know what a government is. A governmemt is a system or group of people governing an organized community, often a state. But what does "state" mean? the word state can be used in many ways. You can say you're in a bad state when you're injured. There are 3 states of matter that make up the universe. or are there? *Music plays* Actually, there are 5 states of matter in the universe we know of. Solid, liquid, gas, plasma and bosen-einstein condansates. But what is a universe? The universe is theorized to be created from the big bang. An expansion of matter. But eventually, the universe will die.. You only have one shot at life. and as always, thanks for watching.
Hey vsauce, Michael here, I've been wondering how we hear music. So let's talk about the human ear. 10 minutes later: so that's why things appear backwards in a mirror.
... The human ear is made to help us at survival, when our ancestrals evolved their genes were searching for better ways to find food and warn about dangers, but... Why? Why does we need to find food? The main purpose purpose of life is reproduction. So there is no reason for evolve if you could use less resources to do a better thing. The first form of life formed 4.122.312.996 years ago at the bottom of a trench, at this time, earth was a cruel place with high temperatures that could boil water and crushing pressure that could be Venus-Like, at the time life was evolved to survive at this kind of enviorement but since the earth keeps changing, they had to change their DNA and evolve to support the enviorement the earth was turning into.
@@distinctloafer Read my comment while playing the music. We all are stuck in a timeloop, this universe is just a simulation. Our knowledge, our consciouness, all is just being genetated by other mighty forces. We can bring many facts and theories to prove this wrong but at the end of the day, we are just making use of our thinking to produce stimulations. In fact, we are capable to do these few things only because our alien creators havent given us any special features. This comment is also just a product of my consciousness and thinking. If you read this, you are too doing like me. This all is wayyyy confusing but admit, everything is fake
@@YourLocalHistoryNerd If we analyze the word, we can directly find out that it is actualy an abbreviation that stands for: S Seven C Cruel H Hours O Of O Our L Lives
Teacher: michael you are late again today Michael: or am i?? But first, what is late? Does time work the same for all beings? What makes our time being, late for one situation, and not for another?? But first of all, what is time??
I sat in my chair and looked for my fingers the whole time this video was playing.
OH SHIT! where are MY fingers?
OH I know a Vsauce video that answers that.
*W H E N W I L L Y O U D I E ?*
Deven W I finally found them under the table
are those fingers salad? do you like when the red water comes out?
Everybody gangsta till Micheal says “or is it?”
Or are they?
*how much does left weigh*
Or does he? 0:00
His name is spelled michael
Haoqw you must be fun at parties
But where are your fingers?
malcolms memery The internet is a big place... But exactly how big is the Internet?
yeah. but what ARE fingers?
yea. but. why are fingers?
yeah. but how do you know?
But why does this comment have 151 likes at the moment I'm at 1:51 in the video exactly?
¨Hey Vsauce, Michael here.¨
¨How fast can you run?¨
🤨
27 k/h
or can i?
we need a vsause horror game fr fr
"Hey Vsauce, Michael here. You're very safe.. or are you?"
Video title: How much does an ant weigh?
Actually video: **Starts talking about the molecular density and circumference of a neutron star**
Holy shit dude your pfp
Is it from that shrooms and pipes video?
@@teatime8535 it is actually. Thank you for noticing.
Or does he? I mean we all know children are humans so they have body heat so why are they called CHILLdren? Albert einstein was asked this question in 1930 and he responded with "I'm an eagle but I live like a mole" and it actually makes sense... because it doesn't. 🤨
Us: 😶
😶👍
I can't believe he had to keep that face for 10 hours...
Or did he?
r/woosh
@@walkhimdowntohell em...well... r/woosh.
Why dafuck did I comment r/woosh
Confused as to sarcasm or not.
At Michael’s wedding
“I do”
_”Or do I?”_
FFS Michael I told you we're not doing this.
Michael: why are we getting married? Well it's all because of a rock that split in two in the year 788 when robo Jesus killed Godzilla with laser eyes.
What?
But what exactly is Michael's wedding?
Wife: DAMN IT MICHEAL WEVE BEEN OVER THIS
@@DylanIsSoSpooky ha. ha...
Honestly this sounds like the music that plays in the elevator that takes you to another dimension
Or does it?
How do u know?
"You have entered The Twilight Zone. "
@@bjb7587or did you?
@@WS48L did who?
Michael's wife: "I want a divorce."
Michael: pulls out gun *o r d o y o u*
More like OR DO I
Haha....wow
Lol
Are you musician with 300 subscribers?
@@d8822d yus
Vsauce as a toddler: O... O...
Vsauce’s mom: He’s saying his first words...
Vsauce: Or am I?
Oh my gosh that was a clever one-
LMAO UNDERRATED
You my man are a genius
Or are you?
Michael: perhaps I spoke when you weren’t listening or were away. How can you know for sure, that someone is saying their first words.
Good stufd
Beginning of Vsauce video: "let's talk about quantum physics!"
End of video: "and that's how it's possible to teach a dog golf on the moon"
Da frik
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LOL
😂😂😂😂
*And then the story gone so far*
Can we just appreciate how good this song actually is?
Or is it?
@@D00DM00D lol
That’s why we’re all here lol
Or is it?
@@jimonychristmas6238 or are we?
Michael: what is emotion?
*A N D H O W M U C H D O E S I T W E I G H ?*
Or does it?
And that's why people drink water
But what if..
To answer this question, we first need to take a look
In your mind
But steel is heavier than feathers...
I've gained 50 IQ from listening to this
Or did you?
**Music plays**
@Abdessamad Zaaf *Music intensifies*
@Abdessamad Zaaf *EARRAPE VSUACE MUSIC*
@Zanvolt r/wooosh you done fucked up
Ive listended to it for 2 hours and now I have the ability to move the objects with my mind
or do you?
And count all 6 of your fingers?
A.G well first we must think, what is a mind?
And if you keep listening to it for the full length you will become the god of the multiverse
my phone gained sentience
I’m convinced that when he Vsauce was born, he just stood up, said “Vsauce,Michal here” and this started playing
or did he?
@@diddly_dudeOr was it?
@@SkullzkyOfficialOr not?
wtf we almost have the same pfp
@@The_the_Levi Yooooo
Imagine watching a horror movie while home alone, saying "that wasn't scary" and hearing "or was it?" From the darkness.
_fear gives us, life. being afraid of the right things helped our ancestors stay alive._
*Wait why do I feel suddenly dumber?*
Hey vsauce Michael here, H O W F A S T C A N Y O U R U N
Hears screaming in the background
And as always, thanks for watching
And..
*with that face*
First we have to understand the meaning of scary
Michael: *Brings random girl into house*
Also Michael: “Why do we wear clothes?”
But what if, we didn’t
Ooooooor do we?
First, we need to know what clothes are..
Aaand thats how we make babies
@@ericxaviersantos1988 lol
This video was made solely to attract the attention of Dolan Dark
my god I was right
cool
I should go tell him "IT'S A TRAP!".
dolan are gay tho xd
Talking Nonsense where are the vsauces memes
Michael: * is born *
Doctor: "It's a boy!"
Michael: " *Or is it?* "
"You see there's a hundreds of genders"😂
@@taxevadersarenormaldudesPolitically correct Michael 💀
i did this and i was called ivansause
@@truthseeker37747 no its incorrect vsauce
*gif of vaginoplasty starts playing*
Everyone at the funeral: This is so sad!
Michael: Or is it?
First we must understand what is sadness
@@guythatstillusespocketwatc3145 *30 minutes later* and thats how the earth was formed
@@NoobHashtagPLS *1 hour later* but how long is yes? well if we divid 253 by 521 we get our answer, 0.485605 miles, *or do we,* you see it’s actually 1.485635 inches, which means that hollow knight: silk song will release on 12/31/2025 and thus we can actually get into this mess prepared, and yes (which is 1.485635 inches long) this might seem absurd but trust me this all ties in to if god is real or not.
Laughs
@@NoobHashtagPLS and now we will finally talk about sadness but first let’s just talk about why the number 0 exists
The Grim Reaper: “It’s your time to go”
Michael: “Ok.” *Or is it?*
Grim Reaper: oh shit 😂😂
"When is it really time? Or when IS time? That's a difficult question because time is very complex. To awnser this question lets go back to 1568 when the 80 years' war started"
Micheal: ok it’s my time to go, was I a good meme?
Grim Reaper: no
Micheal: or was I?
@@thechillskeleton1811 0:02
*pulls out Uno Reverse card*
"Hey, Vsauce. Micheal here. Did you ever wonder why cats always land on all fours?"
*2 minutes later*
"...that we actually live in four dimensions: three spatial and one temporal."
i took this problem to adam savage...
*We have to account for the speed, and rotation of the Earth to make it go all full circles.*
*actual video*
Yeah I'm like wtf
*depends
Maury: "You are the father"
Michael: "Or am I?"
I play this during online school to trick my brain into thinking I'm actually learning something.
Or do you?
You are to Genius to be kept alive...
This is the most underrated comment on this thread
BROOOOO BIG BRAIN MOVE
@@brysonmark878 AS F
Teacher: what is 1+1
Kid: It’s 2
Michael hiding inside the pencil sharpener: *Or Is It?*
I want a pencil sharpener with Michael face inside it
@@GigglingWillow me too kid....metoo
Michael hiding below teachers desk looking at you maliciously
@@alx2900 bruh🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1+1 can also be just 1,5
Michael: *dies*
Michael's mom:"My boy is dead!!
Michael, springing back to life: *"OR AM I"*
First, we must figure out what dead is. You see, back in 2000BC...
@@s-b9ifjry7732 😂
Then we will figure out the velocity of dead, and after that, we will have found the answer and have cracked the code as to why humans exist and how we can continue existing after death.
How much death weight? 😂😂
If we go to 14729AD, we can see that Apple Washington died, or did he?
You see, death is an illusion, as we see with Dominic here. I just shot Dominic, and he is dying by the minute. You see here, Dominic is lying to us because he is doing something called “Faking your death.”
The only way to stop death is to die before it kills you.
How?
By Subscribing
Anyway, Dominic here just died for this video, but did he?
You see, in 1321BC, Dominic was there and was alive. Now, in 2021, he is dead.
How?
I shot him.
Thanks for watching
Hey VSauce, Micheal here. Your home security is really great. *or is it?*
*knocking*
Her: I’m pregnant, honey.
Micheal: Or are you?
You see abortion is done whe-
Sub or Gtfo. Meh this comment isn’t that significant
Sub or Gtfo. I subscribed dad
Underrated
Michael*
I like girls
But
*What are* _girls_
* Ends up talking about how the universe is going to end *
I like girls
... Or do I?
*/music plays*
or do you???
it started with them...itll probably end with them...
Nico NL or does he...?
but don't even bother with questions that start with "why do women/girls...."
even Vsauce can't go that far
I love how everyones making memes out of michael. But can we take a few seconds to appreciate his smooth transitions between subjects.
Or are they ?
true like he talks about how to water on the flowers and end up with the knowledge of why you can't divide with 0.
"The actor who played Air-Bud, 'Buddy' the dog, passed away in 1998, at the age of 9"
"Now take a look at this"
*Shifts candles*
"Let's talk about WW1"
I was watching one where he was talking about our sense, then we somehow got onto the theory that nothing is real
Felt like I had a stroke not gonna lie
@@jennytulls6369 or did you ?
"Hey man, don't worry. Rejecting that kid wasn't a world-ending move. He's probably gonna do something better that will lead the world to a better place."
*"Or will he?"*
Fun fact: Hearing Vsauce music increases your iq instantly
*or does it?*
@@JonhyBritschkaIs50percentGay or does it not?
@@SemlerCrafter how much does it weight?
@@FisTheDucc where are they?
@@axkvs Does it exist?
Vsauce on his deathbed:
"My last words are: And as always, thanks for living."
"Or are they?"
@magical nightmare but was he really dying?
@magical nightmare but are we?
and this just plays in every ones minds constantly when they think about him
Well first we must think, what is living?
Or are they *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
Girl: Sorry Michael, I just like you as a friend.
Michael: _Or do you?_
Just solved friendzoning right in that moment
restoration 100
ethanjvantol **pornhub theme plays**
lmao at first I was like wait what but then I was like ohh now I get this shitty joke
the funny thing is he actually explained the science of friendzone, lol.
"Hey! Vsauce, Micheal here. Your home security is great... Or is it?"
im gonna wite a basic commen with "or is it"
or am i?
You spelled a lot of words in that sentence wrong
Or did you?
First, what is spelling? *WELL, it's when you do magical things with made-up things..* Think about it. Letters are made up, and who said that you can just arrange them in different ways to make combos called words? **Proceeds to talk about the theory of relativity**
Or will you?
Basic commen or am I?
you’re bad with spelling
or are you?
This instantly made me think like a mathematician
Or does it?
thatshot5345 *music plays*
thatshot5345 nice
Milo Bazan Or did it?
Milo Bazan ahh shit somebody beat me to it
Michael’s first words: Hey Vsauce michael here
Michael’s last words: “Thanks for watching”
“Hey, parents, Michael here. Did you want to know what air weighs? That’s just awesome, because we will have to go on a flight to an unknown island in the middle of nowhere and measure the distance from air to air to get the total weight of air.”
@@pschiptunes64 I know that air has weights I am not a retard
@@Zeviak I just wanted to make a joke to go along with what you posted.
Thanks for watching. And as always, thanks for watching.
@@Zeviak he didn't say that, he said HOW MUCH air weighs. This is a weird hill you decided to die on
Imagine watching a horror movie alone and hearing “this was not based on a true story” and then hearing “or was it”from the darkness.
I think this would scare me more than anything else
@@Thiger_ yeah hearing a voice from the darkness when you’re alone would be crazy but I’m quite sure that it would only be in your head because ghosts aren’t real only demons and angels of god exist
@@szymonbieszczad3626 1. I'm an agnostic
2. Not because it's from the dark, because it's Vsauce
@@Thiger_ okay fair enough vsauce is a bit of a legend but today I tell you the good news that Jesus Christ is the highest power of our realm and the Bible is the word of god💪🏼✝️💯🔥
@@szymonbieszczad3626 Bruh
I'm of the church of satan
Michael: this video doesn't exists
**5 minutes later**
Michael: your mother is a 3D printer
Or is she?
Wait your not wrong
@@Blockly806 Or is the 3D printer really your mother, think about it for a second.
@@lonelypizza9394 But what is a second?
I'm confused as you are actually kinda right,
Or are you?
Hey, Vsauce. Michael here. Where are your fingers? Seriously. It's a pretty easy question. You should be able to answer it. But how do you know? How does anyone know anything?
You might say, well, I know where my fingers are. I'm looking right at them. Or, I can touch them, I can feel them, they're right here and that's good. Your senses are a great way to learn things. In fact, we have way more than the usual five senses we talk about. For instance, your kinesthetic sense, proprioception. This is what the police evaluate during a field sobriety test. It allows you to tell where your fingers and arms and head and legs in your body is all in relation to each other without having to look or touch other things. We have way more than five senses, we have at least twice as many and then some. But they're not perfect.
There are optical illusions, audio illusions, temperature sensation illusions, even tactile illusions. Can you turn your tongue upside down? If so, perfect. Try this. Run your finger along the outer edge of the tip of your upside down tongue. Your tongue will be able to feel your finger, but in the wrong place. Our brains never needed to develop an understanding of upside down tongue touch. So, when you touch the right side of your tongue when it's flipped over to your left side you perceive a sensation on the opposite side, where your tongue usually is but isn't when it's upside down. It's pretty freaky and cool and a little humbling, because it shows the limits of the accuracy of our senses, the only tools we have to get what's out there in here.
The philosophy of knowledge, the study of knowing, is called epistemology. Plato famously said that the things we know are things that are true, that we believe and that we have justification for believing. those justifications might be irrational or they might be rational, they might be based on proof, but don't get too confident because proven is not a synonym for true. Luckily, there are things that we can know without needing proof, without needing to even leave the house, things that we can know as true by reason alone. These are things that we know a priori. An example would be the statement "all bachelors are unmarried." I don't have to go survey every bachelor on earth to know that that is true. All bachelors are unmarried because that's how we define the word bachelor. Of course, you have to know what the words bachelor and unmarried mean in the first place. Oh, you do? Okay. Perfect. That's great. But how do you know?
This time I mean functionally, how do you know? Where is knowledge biologically in the brain? What are memories made out of? We are a long way from being able to answer that question completely but research has shown that memories don't exist in the brain in single locations. Instead, what we call a memory is likely made up of many different complex relationships all over the brain between lots of brain cells, neurons. A major cellular mechanism thought to underlie the formation of memories is long-term potentiation or LTP. When one neuron stimulates another neuron repeatedly that signal can be enhanced overtime LTP, wiring them more strongly together and that connection can last a long time, even an entire lifetime. A collection of different brain cells, neurons that fire together in a particular order over and over again frequently and repeatedly can achieve long-term potentiation, becoming more sensitive to each other and more ready to fire in the exact same way later on in the future. They're a physical thing in your brain, firing together more easily because you strengthen that pattern of firing. You memorized. This branching forest of firing friends looks messy, but look closer. It could be the memory of your first kiss. A living souvenir of the event. If I were to go into your brain and cut out those cells, could I make you forget your first kiss or could I make you forget where your fingers are? Only if I cut out a lot of your brain. Because memories aren't just stored in one relationship, they're stored all over the brain. The events leading up to your first kiss are stored in one network, the way it felt to the way it smelled in different networks, all added up together making what you call the memory of your first kiss.
How many memories can you fit inside your head? What is the storage capacity of the human brain? The best we can do is a rough estimate, but given the number of neurons in the brain involved with memory and the number of different connections a single neuron can make Paul Reber at Northwestern University estimated that we can store the digital equivalent of about 2.5 petabytes of information. That's the equivalent of recording a TV channel continuously for 300 years. That's a lot of information. That is a lot of information about skills you can do and facts and people you've met, things in the real world. The world is real, right? How do you know?
It's a difficult question, but it's not rocket science. Instead, it is asking whether or not rocket scientists even exist in the first place. The theory that the Sun moved around the earth worked great. It predicted that the Sun would rise every morning and it did. It wasn't until later that we realized what we thought was true might not be. So, do we or will we ever know true reality or are we stuck in a world where the best we can do is be approximately true? Discovering more and more useful theories every day but never actually reaching true objective actual reality. Can science or reason ever prove convincingly that your friends and RUclips videos and your fingers actually exist beyond your mind? That you don't just live in the matrix?
No. Your mind is all that you have, even if you use instruments, like a telescope or particle accelerators. The final stop for all of that information is ultimately you. You are alone in your own brain, which technically makes it impossible to prove that anything else exists. It's called the egocentric predicament. Everything you know about the world out there depends on and is created inside your brain. This mattered so much to Charles Sanders Peirce that he drew a line between reality, the way the universe truly is, and what he called the phaneron, the world as filtered through our senses and bodies, the only information we can get. If you want to speak with certainty you live in, that is you react to and remember and experience your phaneron, not reality. The belief that only you exist and everything else, food, the universe, your friends are all figments of your mind is called solipsism. There is no way to convince a solipsist that the outside world is real. And there is no way to convince someone who doubts that the universe wasn't created just three seconds ago along with all of our memories. It's a frightening realization that we don't always know how to deal with. There's even The Matrix defense.
In 2002 Tonda Lynn Ansley shot and killed her landlady. She argued that she believed she was in the matrix, that her crimes weren't real. By using the matrix defense, she was found not guilty by reason of insanity, because the opposite view is just way healthier and common. It's called realism. Realism is the belief that the outside world exists independently of your own phaneron. Rocks and stars and Thora Birch would continue to exist even if you weren't around to experience them. But you cannot know realism is true. All you can do is believe.
Martin Gardner, a great source for math magic tricks, explained that he is not a solipsist because realism is just way more convenient and healthy and it works. As to whether it bothered him that he could never know realism was true, he wrote, "If you ask me to tell you anything about the nature of what lies beyond the phaneron, my answer is how should I know? I'm not dismayed by ultimate mysteries, I can no more grasp what is behind such questions as my cat can understand what is behind the clatter I make while I type this paragraph." Humble stuff. What strikes me is the cat.
Cats do not understand keyboards, but they know the keyboards are a fun place to be. It's a great way to get the attention of a human, they're warm and exciting, surrounded by noises and flashing lights plus cats love to get their scent on whatever they can, a mark of their existence. We aren't that much different, except instead of keyboards we have the mysteries of the universe. We will never be able to understand all of them.
We won't be able to ever answer every single question, but walking around in those questions, exploring them, is fun. It feels good. And as always, thanks for watching. Do you want more unanswered questions? Well, you're in luck. Today, nine other amazing channels on RUclips have made videos about questions we still haven't fully answered. Alltime10s has organized them and to watch them all click the annotation at the end of this video or the link at the top of the description. Enjoy.
HOLY MOLY
Oh... m’god... how the fuck did you... I... what?!
This man is a god among men
I heard Michael's voice through all of this
I feel like I just watched an episode of vsauce
HoLy jeSus
During my funeral
My kid: she had a good life.
Me: *pops out of the coffin* or did I?
*music starts playing*
*Starts explaining black holes*
Yuvraj Dhillon *and dinosaurs*
You: I will live a great and long life
Depression: Or will you?
Hey! Vsauce, micheal here.
Wait so you would've been buried alive?
Michael at the start of the video: why does metal make a weird noise?
End of the video: and that’s how you talk to an alien 15,000 light years away with an encoded emoji message
or does it...
and what exactly is metal?
@@pokedude8076 you see, metal is a-
When teacher asks you a question and you know the answer.
Or does she?
Teacher: what is 2+2?
*Puts hand up*
Me: *talks about the universe and the location of your fingers*
Or do _you_ ?
@@RubyGamer101 gets 100+
@@suborgtfo.4433 *or do I?*
*Michael getting a divorce*
“I just don’t think this is gonna work out between the two of us”
“or do I?”
0:03
0:02
You*
This meme has offended the ancient one
You have only a short time before it awakes
UwU
OwO
me: 10 IQ
Vsauce: Is light living?
...
Vsauce: And thats how the Chinese invented water
Me: 10000 IQ
Hahaha
magical nightmare *Din*
@@weather9405 its DaGiorno
Not My Name Nerod I, giorno giovanna, or im i?
I thought Kanye invented water.
"HEY Vsauce, Michael here. This is a 10 hour long loop of my background music... or is it?"
Doctor: “You have 5 hours to live”
Me: *puts video on 2x speed*
Putting it on 2x would actually make the video shorter
You’d want to put it on 0.5 to double it
The_Chicken_Was_To_ Water_Burnt no it’s putting the video at two times speed, 2x means two times
Ok well first off I said that.
Secondly you were insinuating you were going for the “You have (video length) to live” meme.
That and putting on 2x would make it go twice as fast, hence the 2 times; so you’re halving a half
If you put it on 0.5x, you’d be multiplying the runtime by 0.5 making it twice as long.
@@CrystalTheErudite maybe i wasn't clear enough, the joke was that 10 hours would not be enough time for me to finish the video, putting at 2x speed would be giving me enough time to listen all of the Vsauce goodness before I were to die. The joke doesn't make sense if I make the video longer.
@Vortex
My apologies, that makes a lot more sense
i lost my fingers during this. wondering where they are.
;-;
But why do we have two nostrils?
Do you want some spit facts too?
...or did you?
* *cue music* *
Memenity honey where is my middle finger????
TITLE
"So, why cheese taste so good?"
END QUOTES
"And that's how slavery in america ended".
Or is it?
TRUE
But first what is slavery?
@@lantig lets go and review over how the earth was formed to get an even deeper understanding..on slavery..
@@sear8663 this happen because of ligma
My favourite part is 7:30:42, right after you earn all the knoweledge of every universe by listening to this
Agree I’ve listened to this 3 times in a day
Or do you?
*From Screen* "Hey Michael"
*Suddenly from behind you* "Vsause Here."
*From within your own mind* "What if you were defenseless?"
He cannot be behind me, I have a wall behind me
FancyPants Animations First of all, what *is* a wall?
@@dokidoki6927
To determine what a *wall* is, we are first going to see the quantum mechanics behind space time
@@sovietsocialist1652 a wall is made out of atoms pressed tightly in a small area, creating a solid object. Concrete, steel, wood can be made as walls
@@serbiamp4 correct, but how much does wall weigh?
Me asking my teacher: "Can I go to the toilet?
Teacher: "Yeah sure"
Teacher again: "Or can you?"
But what **is** a toilet?
*Well* Wikipedia defines it as (paste Definition here)
A toilet is a piece of hardware used for the collection or disposal of human urine and feces. In other words: "Toilets are sanitation facilities at the user interface that allow the safe and convenient urination and defecation".Toilets can be with or without flushing water (flush toilet or dry toilet). They can be set up for a sitting posture or for a squatting posture (squat toilet). Flush toilets are usually connected to a sewer system in urban areas and to septic tanks in isolated areas. Dry toilets are connected to a pit, removable container, composting chamber, or other storage and treatment device. Toilets are commonly made of ceramic (porcelain), concrete, plastic, or wood.
So, by definition a toilet can be a plastic can, and that means that you don't have to walk across the hallway to dispose of your waste but to simply carry around a plastic can
Thought this was an overused joke, so I didn't expect any likes. 6 months later, 130 likes😂
Truly underated
When the universe ends, this will be the song that plays
The intermission music before the next round begins
Maybe it will
...
But in a different way.
@@HerMoisture and next round is gonna be like michael's transition, if out of context does not make sense
The universe will end, *OR WILL IT?*
I think this song is perfect for what Vsauce is, the song gives off messages like maybe unanswered questions that haven’t been answered or a mystery yet to solve
Or is it?
Me: You know, this is kind of an overused format.
My brain: _or is it?_
ThePickleMan vsauce busts through the wall kool aid style holding a loaded gun
CheezzyNugget screaming “HEY VSAUCE MICHAEL HERE!!”
First,we need to know what "overused" means
@@Heli-draws
*or do we?*
Or is it?
this is a superior alternative to listening to lofi beats when studying
Or is it?
@@sanuiii *the end of the video* and thats why the universe will implode tomorrow
@@jinxyjangle or will it?
@@sanuiii *end of the video* thats why dogs should rule society
@@jinxyjangle or should they?
Vsauce Michael: The Internet is a BIG place... But exactly... HOW big is the internet? (Cue Music)
Garfeilf Arbuckle As we all know time passes......But what is TIME?
ElTres :0
Garfeilf Arbuckle space is kinda big. but exactly HOW may watermelons can i fit up my ass? (cue music)
Gerard Lesterell Omfg I'm actually confused about what I just read I'm in tears right now...
Exactly How Big Was Garfielfs Lasange
Someone in his house: "This music Isn't good at all"
* lights turned off automatically *
From a dark corner: *OR IS IT?*
* *Final boss fight theme vsause music plays* *
This is literally the type of music that plays when you're waiting for the game to begin
Or is it?
Or is it? Firstly;.WHAT is "waiting"
Waiting to play Kahoot Vsauce edition...
Firstly, what IS waiting?
More importantly, when does a game truly begin?
"Hey, Vsauce. Michael here..."
"...or am I?"
*Teleports behind you*
“What if you were defenseless?”
"What if you're already dead?"
And he comes up looking like that OH HELL NA
"Nothing personal kid"
Ken Murray
But I must go all out
Me 1 minute in: This song is actual pretty good?
7 hours in: What is life? Why is life?
Who is my life?
When is life?
But what exactly is life....
According to the youtube statistics, only a small percentage of *blah blah blah*
5 minutes later.....
That's why Betelgeuse might have exploded right now..
*how is life*
Where is life?
Hey, vsauce! Michael here. You submarine is very safe. Or is it?
**water spraying sounds**
Can we all stare in awe of this magnificent piece of art this artist has used in the background?
*Or shall we?*
Samuel Lawson Or can we shall not?
This is the peak of art, no one can make something better that this
🤔
First we need to understand art and its purpose. Art is meant to be a form of expression in which the artist can show how they are feeling without explanation. Art can be many different things, from a beautiful picture to just a few dots of paint. But this isn’t the only form of art. Art can be literature, music, dance, and sometimes can be science. But how can art relate to science?
Oreiller or can they?
"Michael I want a divorce"
Michael:
"Or do you?"
Gets held at gun point.
Divorce hahahah
So lets get to the basics, divorce can be constructive or destructive
@@sweatysocks8214 It's not funny...
Divorce hehehehehe
And then they stay together
When you are smarter than your teacher by answering your teachers question with more questions...
IQ 500
I am laughing at something that doesn't make sense
Technoultimategaming or are you?
Bruh I got an award for that on the last day of school
@@technoultimategaming2999 *or are you?*
Or are you?
*epic roleplay music*
*"you like this music.."*
*"or do you?"*
Music cuts and plays this song instead
Legends say vsauce fans are smarter than rick and morty fans
yeah but,what actually makes you feel smarter?
And what exactly is "smart"?
And most importantly, when do we now when we are smart?
Straiden When you know the difference between know and now
Professor.Matin how embarrassing
Michael: Do humans need water?
15 minutes later
Michael: And thats how we can see the moon
Ok but i actually want to know
accurate
Or do they?
Or can we?
It really do be like that
Michael: How does a year leap?
Michael: LET'S GO BACK TO BOSTON, 1776, WHEN THE FIRST SKIRMISHES HAPPENED BETWEEN THE ENGLISH AND THE REVOLUTIONARIES.
Aww, that's a cute Ori profile pic...
...and that's how scientifically, apples can create black holes. Thank you for watching.
Or does it?
@@izelochoa-read4005 or is it
:0
“Hey Vsauce, Michael here! Your Boeing Whistleblower is very safe!”
*O R I S I T?*
I feel like i'm learning everything and nothing at the same time.
But, are you?
@soumil sharma OH GOSH NOT AGAIN-
Or is it
Or do you?
Just like a vsauce video
Shakespeare: To be or not to be
Michael: Or are you?
*Music starts playing*
first to comment is gay
wait
@@subcrib7843 Noce job
But first we need to understand what are you
hamlet is quaking in his boots
Me: hey pass me the aux
My friend: sure just dont play anything weird
Me:
Or am i?
"Hey vsauce,micheal here! Your home security is great,or is it?"
Doctor: Im sorry to tell you this, but you have cancer.
Vsauce: *Or do i?*
his name is michael
_or is it?_
Garlic Bread Clowd According to recent studies, his name is actually Vsauce.
*...or is it?* 0:00
@@lostvoid3711 actually, his viewers are vsauce. "Hey vsauce, micheal here"
That actually happened but to Vsauce 3
@@strebicux6174 if that's true, that would make so much sense
At Michael's funeral
His friends: he was a great man *sniff*
Michael Or was I?
*Music starts playing*
Funny
Did laugh
Do it better
The music manifests with him
First off, we have to know what “great” means.
Girl: I like smart boys.
Me: well, first we have to understand what the word “smart” means. It comes from the old latin word “lasmartis”.
Girl: *pulls panties back up*
or does it?
guy 🤔🤔🤔🤔
well first we must know if light is fast or are we sideways?
@@atoaster6715 or does she?
*casually taking a bath* *loud noise* "hey vsauce michael here, your home security system is super safe. or is it? *left eyebrow raise*
No one on this planet has a reason to hate Michael from Vsauce.
Bazz Flat earthers.
Bazz
who the hell hate Michael?
Bazz but what exactly is hate?... *cue music*
matt rob
*Or I S I T ?*
I do. He forcibly tried to give me facts about spit.
Vsauce! Michael here.
My mother never loved me
but just WHO-is my mother?
According to Astro Physicist....
Mother stands for;
Michael's
Outdoor
Terrifying
Heroin
Eventual
Relapse, but how long exactly till I relapse and what has it got to do with the woman that gave birth to me?.....
or did she??
micheals mother left the chat
You forgot the glorious ‘Hey!’.
@@Majestic469 hnnnngg
“I am sane.”
*”Or... am I?”*
you are in sane
Proceeds to kill a cockroach
“Or, Better Question.. *_Are YOU?_* “
10:00:22
beggining of vsauce video: Where are your fingers?
10 minutes in: cats do not understand keyboards, and...
“Or is it?”: The Musical
Or is it?
Or is it?
Is it or?
O
r
i
s
i
t
?
But first, what *is* is?
Cant believe Michael didn’t hit a wrong note for 10 hours straight
Or did he?
@@RU_HKR Or did he not?
@thescratchyfan or does it?
That’s his Osauce face
Please don’t ever say that again lol
Science teacher: and that’s the scientific theory
Michael: *comes through floor* or is it?
Or does he?
Or does he does he does he?
Or does he does he does he does he?
Or does he does he does he does he does he?
Or does he does he does he does he does he does he?
hey vsauce, michael here... or am i?
Police:” your under arrest”
Michael: “or am I?”
0:00
"Don't talk about my under arrest"
What is under? It's... Under something, the word under can be put in different contexts, such as, were under the clouds, and-
Hey vsauce, michael here. Have you ever seen a frog?
But what is a frog? "Frog" is an amphibian. The difference between amphibians and reptiles is that amphibians are born in water, while reptiles on land.
Everyone knows that frogs are real.
or are they?
*music starts playing*
Are frogs just made up? Did the government make up frogs to distract us from something else?
If we want to know, we need to know what a government is.
A governmemt is a system or group of people governing an organized community, often a state.
But what does "state" mean?
the word state can be used in many ways. You can say you're in a bad state when you're injured. There are 3 states of matter that make up the universe.
or are there?
*Music plays*
Actually, there are 5 states of matter in the universe we know of. Solid, liquid, gas, plasma and bosen-einstein condansates. But what is a universe?
The universe is theorized to be created from the big bang. An expansion of matter. But eventually, the universe will die.. You only have one shot at life. and as always, thanks for watching.
@magical nightmare
School life?
uh...
@magical nightmare
And how much does it weigh?
NASA: ...and that's why the world is round.
Vsauce: *But what if...*
Vsauce: *It wasn't round, maybe the Earth is a giant cube and we're all just holgrams.*
*O R A R E W E?*
@@Pachvco_ meanwhile: other people: no! the earth is clearly a dinosaur shape!!!
Nasa didn't discover world to be round though
glitch gamer
Right, the greeks first did thousands of years ago.
Astolfo is gay
Or is he?
Hey vsauce, Michael here, I've been wondering how we hear music. So let's talk about the human ear.
10 minutes later: so that's why things appear backwards in a mirror.
Or do they?
Jo0075 *cue music*
And as always, thanks for watching
or am i?
music plays
... The human ear is made to help us at survival, when our ancestrals evolved their genes were searching for better ways to find food and warn about dangers, but... Why? Why does we need to find food? The main purpose purpose of life is reproduction. So there is no reason for evolve if you could use less resources to do a better thing. The first form of life formed 4.122.312.996 years ago at the bottom of a trench, at this time, earth was a cruel place with high temperatures that could boil water and crushing pressure that could be Venus-Like, at the time life was evolved to survive at this kind of enviorement but since the earth keeps changing, they had to change their DNA and evolve to support the enviorement the earth was turning into.
I have been listening to this for the past 32 minutes and i do not regret anything
Or do you?
Me: 10:00:36
I need the time stamp so I can remember where I am.
Michael:
Or do you?
Did the past really happen?
@@distinctloafer And, where are your fingers? More importantly, how much do they *weigh*?
@@distinctloafer Read my comment while playing the music.
We all are stuck in a timeloop, this universe is just a simulation. Our knowledge, our consciouness, all is just being genetated by other mighty forces.
We can bring many facts and theories to prove this wrong but at the end of the day, we are just making use of our thinking to produce stimulations. In fact, we are capable to do these few things only because our alien creators havent given us any special features.
This comment is also just a product of my consciousness and thinking. If you read this, you are too doing like me. This all is wayyyy confusing but admit, everything is fake
@@observingatoms not confusing in the least, our life is a simulation, death is an illusion
@@dice2030 Yes, this statement should be included in the Constitution to aware the people about the truth
I just realized that this is the perfect music to listen to while reading comments.
*Or is it?*
am i or you are e u re ae e?
Now let's go back to 2400 bc to what defines a comment...
it is i am doing that rn
Conclusion: Plank point is the smallest distance in universe.
chigen wing
“Hey Vsauce Michael here”
“Can you eat metal?”
“0:03”
me:"you have 10 hours to live"
doctor:" Wtf?"
zemical you again: or do you?
*CUE THE MUSIC*
But what exactly is the 'fuxx'?
XD i realized the switcheroo
or do you?
Me : or do you ?
Going to sleep while this is playing will give you dreams that you can remember.
Or nightmares I would rather forget.
Or can you?
Let's find out!
I'll do it
Or does it
Dad: Get up Michael you got school today
Michael: Or do I?
Michael's Dad: Ah Shi here we go again
But first what is school
@@YourLocalHistoryNerd If we analyze the word,
we can directly find out that it is actualy an abbreviation that stands for:
S Seven
C Cruel
H Hours
O Of
O Our
L Lives
@@thegreatg2338 But how much does school weigh? Well, we can solve this problem by understanding that pears ARE peaches.
Teacher: michael you are late again today
Michael: or am i?? But first, what is late? Does time work the same for all beings? What makes our time being, late for one situation, and not for another?? But first of all, what is time??
@@nabongobong9155 to put it fairly simple. Time is like a black hole if we were to jump into a black hole you would..
Dissappear so time would be
GONE
“Hey, Vsuace, Michael here, your parents relationship is stable……”
“ *Or is it…?* ”