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  • Опубликовано: 13 сен 2024
  • I got a mixture of some of the funniest scenes and lines from 21 Jump Street. There are no spoilers. I own nothing all rights go to Sony/Columbia.

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  • @BluetheWolfPuppy
    @BluetheWolfPuppy 9 лет назад +3884

    "I didn't punch him because he was gay, I punched him, and he just happened to turn out gay afterwards" My favorite part😂😂😂😂

    • @KittyPieVibes
      @KittyPieVibes 7 лет назад +185

      I WAS GAY WHEN YOU PUNCHED ME

    • @peterkwon9319
      @peterkwon9319 7 лет назад +17

      I’m laughing so hard

    • @MikeRiderOOO
      @MikeRiderOOO 6 лет назад +52

      “I am one more black gay kid getting punched in the face away from a nervous breakdown!”

    • @GalacticBlader
      @GalacticBlader 6 лет назад +15

      he beat the gay into him by beating his dick off WITH BOTH HANDS

    • @crash-ew6hw
      @crash-ew6hw 4 года назад

      @@KittyPieVibes u gay lol jkjk

  • @magnumtitus317
    @magnumtitus317 8 лет назад +2300

    "Says you were a virgin all throughout high school."
    "It says that?"
    "NOPE, I just assumed it."

    • @theshnall5949
      @theshnall5949 8 лет назад +78

      "Due to your many years on the honor roll and your membership to the juggling squad..."

    • @cherries0990
      @cherries0990 8 лет назад +39

      +Owen Owenator "Juggling Society.. but fine it's fine...

  • @6oclocknewsat8
    @6oclocknewsat8 9 лет назад +2390

    "I am one gay black kid getting punched in the face away from a nervous breakdown!". Lol

    • @aiden8834
      @aiden8834 5 лет назад +9

      6 O'Clock News at 8 with TheImBrian 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @FlamingBlade5723
    @FlamingBlade5723 9 лет назад +576

    "Are you autistic?"
    "It is artistic sir,"
    xD

  • @XxMVPxDawg
    @XxMVPxDawg 10 лет назад +3977

    Whoever thinks this movie wasn't funny has no sense of humor it was absolutely hilarious.

    • @djmthekid9210
      @djmthekid9210 9 лет назад +96

      Just tell you'll beat their dicks off with both hands

    • @HKT100
      @HKT100 9 лет назад +16

      OR YOU'RE JUST SUPER OLD.

    • @kaylathompson8116
      @kaylathompson8116 7 лет назад

      XxMVPxDawg yea!

    • @polarwhip2234
      @polarwhip2234 7 лет назад +1

      XxMVPxDawg k

    • @Figgy_Tree
      @Figgy_Tree 6 лет назад +24

      XxMVPxDawg There are different kinds of humor, just like there are different genres of music.

  • @SparkzMxzXZ
    @SparkzMxzXZ 4 года назад +79

    The delivery of the lines are so good that no matter how many times i watch this i still crack up laughing

  • @Veyronp87
    @Veyronp87 9 лет назад +391

    "its says you were a virgin through high school" "it say's that?" "no i just assumed" LOLOLOL

  • @iisuperstarii7310
    @iisuperstarii7310 8 лет назад +685

    "did you say you have the right to be an attorney?"
    "You do have the right to be an attorney if you want to.."
    😂😂😂00:48

  • @AllAboutWolves
    @AllAboutWolves 12 лет назад +97

    I love when they first go to the school, and all the stereotypes have been switched around and mixed up. Smart people can be cool and people are sensative. And all the different groups that don't even make sense. haha
    BEST MOVIE EVER

  • @VelinSevven
    @VelinSevven 8 лет назад +251

    Captain: This chart looks like shit. Are you autistic?Schmidt: It is artistic, sir.

  • @Beck88
    @Beck88 10 лет назад +443

    franco always does great drug dealers LOL

    • @NOTguineapigeon
      @NOTguineapigeon 10 лет назад +8

      Spring breaaaaak.

    • @wright96d
      @wright96d 10 лет назад +8

      ***** Different Franco.

    • @NOTguineapigeon
      @NOTguineapigeon 10 лет назад +7

      ***** "Franco". Therefore it's a Franco being a drug dealer nonetheless.

    • @SuchingYan
      @SuchingYan 6 лет назад +6

      Francos* do*

    • @jayNicks10
      @jayNicks10 5 лет назад +3

      Whether it be Pineapple Express or HFS. The Franco’s know how to sell drugs.

  • @destinyxoxo126
    @destinyxoxo126 8 лет назад +464

    "Oh shit when did I get stabbed......that's awesome" 😂😂😂😂lmao

  • @abdulrahmanalulaimi1381
    @abdulrahmanalulaimi1381 8 лет назад +754

    I hope they do it till 100 jump street

  • @peterdeven9493
    @peterdeven9493 9 лет назад +153

    "I am one black gay kid being punched in the face from a nervous breakdown."
    -principal

    • @GregMuniz7
      @GregMuniz7 3 года назад

      One of my fave parts haha

  • @fidelyorolandasmackonmytid382
    @fidelyorolandasmackonmytid382 7 лет назад +90

    Jenko: " stick it in!"
    Schmidt: "I don't know, I've never done this before!"
    Jenko: "just stick it in,GO!"

  • @fuzzfizzwizz
    @fuzzfizzwizz 10 лет назад +119

    "Radioactive spider" best line LOL

  • @xxladybug94
    @xxladybug94 9 лет назад +149

    0:34 lmfaoo xD he just starts shooting hahaha

  • @imsocooleo1
    @imsocooleo1 12 лет назад +11

    "because if I find out my officers were giving alcohol to minors, they're gonna find themselfs in prison, with a snorkel, duct taped to their mouth, and me, shitting down that snorkel!" LMFAO BEST LINE EVER!!

  • @veronicabaker7230
    @veronicabaker7230 8 лет назад +32

    "I punched him and then he turned out to be gay afterwards."
    "I was gay when you punched me!!"

  • @yenu_x
    @yenu_x 5 лет назад +21

    0:30 schmidt: *"WE ARREST PEOPLE NOW, WHASSUPP!? WHASSUPP!?"* 😂

  • @Doya89
    @Doya89 12 лет назад +25

    Oh my god, the first scene of the movie, I was already laughing so hard when they pushed the dealer onto the ground and then when Jonah starts shooting into the air, I fell off my chair

  • @JCridford
    @JCridford 4 года назад +3

    That's extremely vivid, thank you.

  • @SETTYBLU_
    @SETTYBLU_ 2 года назад +3

    We need a 23 jump street

  • @Alexis-lz1bd
    @Alexis-lz1bd 5 лет назад +34

    “meth?”
    “we’re trying to give them a good time not ruin their lives” 😂best part ever

  • @veranya2074
    @veranya2074 7 лет назад +10

    I just can't stop laughing. Everytime I got pause from my laugh before,a few second later there's laugh coming out again. And its really exhausted but really good.😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @christinaNgina
    @christinaNgina 12 лет назад +7

    "are you autistic?"
    "it is artistic sir" lmfaoo

  • @ayannajones6373
    @ayannajones6373 10 лет назад +45

    Can't stop laughing at: "That's very vivd, Thank you."

  • @flamingo_is_queen7112
    @flamingo_is_queen7112 3 года назад +6

    “Fine they stuff with a snorkel duct taped to their mouth, and me shitting down that snorkel”
    Had me laughing xD

  • @jorbarcar
    @jorbarcar 9 лет назад +23

    21 Jumpstreet was funny AF!!!!!! 22 Jump Street too lmfaooo

  • @jupiterscrybabyy
    @jupiterscrybabyy 7 лет назад +9

    "Are you autistic?" "It IS artistic, sir!"

  • @darkfairyofhell
    @darkfairyofhell 12 лет назад +8

    I like the line towards the end of the movie, "Do you know what happens to pretty boys, like me, who go to jail?! Well, it rhymes with grape!"
    Me and my friends had that inside joke at school before any of us watched the movie, so me and another friend, laughed our butts off after he said that line XD

  • @_shrma_1261
    @_shrma_1261 6 лет назад +4

    "You DO have the right to be an attorney". I laughed my shit off when i heard this XDDDDD

  • @InSaN3ViSioN
    @InSaN3ViSioN 8 лет назад +83

    You look really young, were you held forward rofl

  • @Thee_Sinner
    @Thee_Sinner 5 лет назад +9

    This was basically the sparknotes of the movie lol

  • @oliviasen1722
    @oliviasen1722 10 лет назад +12

    "Fuck you science" lol!

  • @Zzzquil_Lord_v2
    @Zzzquil_Lord_v2 8 лет назад +5

    "You ok?" "I think I shit my pants."

  • @joedorben3504
    @joedorben3504 5 лет назад +4

    Both this and 22 were fucking amazing. Lowkey might be 2 of my favorite movies OAT

  • @wherearetheavocados7012
    @wherearetheavocados7012 4 года назад +7

    i really love this movie

  • @LeahFlores_
    @LeahFlores_ 10 лет назад +49

    I love this movie and I've seen 22 Jump Street! It's hilarious too! ❤️😂❤️😂

    • @izzysimon4085
      @izzysimon4085 9 лет назад +9

      22 wasn't as good.

    • @saucymilly
      @saucymilly 8 лет назад +6

      +Izzy Simon dude.... I consider 22 even better than 21, just because when Jenko found out Schmidt fucked the captains daughter 😂😂

    • @LeahFlores_
      @LeahFlores_ 7 лет назад

      I consider it better than 21 too.

    • @notprosperBEATS
      @notprosperBEATS 2 года назад +1

      @@saucymilly 21 is better because I think they executed the reverse roles story much better in 21 than 22

  • @harliette
    @harliette 12 лет назад +5

    "chemistry is the one with all the shapes & shit right" ☺
    I have to see Channing hop on Jonah and whip him with stuff animal lmao

  • @ThatGuy-kf5kc
    @ThatGuy-kf5kc 11 лет назад +3

    I can't believe they missed this part: "When I'm talking to him, I'm talking to him. When I say shut the fuck up, I'm talking to you." xD

  • @lil_CliPzX
    @lil_CliPzX 2 года назад +2

    Bro litterally this movie is so funny and so inspirational at the same time

  • @drby0788
    @drby0788 10 лет назад +150

    HATED Channing Tatum.... Then I saw this movie lol he def stole the movie

  • @go3119
    @go3119 Год назад +1

    Their chemistry together was fantastic!!!

  • @smuff3000
    @smuff3000 12 лет назад +4

    "Are you autistic?"
    "I am artistic, sir"
    lmfao

  • @IAmNumber4000
    @IAmNumber4000 8 лет назад +7

    Tbh 21 jump street is like the best movie ever

  • @PlueroKillcamZ
    @PlueroKillcamZ 11 лет назад +4

    "When i'm talking to your partner i'm talking to your partner.. When I say STFU i'm talking to you."

  • @vanessaprism9314
    @vanessaprism9314 12 лет назад +1

    I LOVE THIS MOVIE ~ Great collection of quotables here.. good job mixing it ~ :)

  • @KeatonDee
    @KeatonDee 4 года назад +5

    One of the funniest movies of all time😂

  • @christianmcmahon1029
    @christianmcmahon1029 5 лет назад +11

    Funniest lines/ scenes and nothing with Ms. Griggs? Ellie Kemper was hysterical
    Great video though

  • @neyamiharu
    @neyamiharu 9 лет назад +199

    Dakota Johnson is waaaaaaay prettier in this movie than in Fifty Shades of Grey

    • @neyamiharu
      @neyamiharu 7 лет назад +27

      Roy Wright the blonde cop is Dakota, I wasn't sure at first so I checked on IMDB, it's her

  • @aidenmcdonough2064
    @aidenmcdonough2064 7 лет назад +2

    " imma duck tape a a snorkel to your mouth and then shit down that snorkel"😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @KhyroOfficial
    @KhyroOfficial 5 лет назад +10

    Where did I get stab?
    That's awesome!

  • @RhOnDa2233
    @RhOnDa2233 12 лет назад +1

    "a snorkel duck taped to their mouth..and me shitting down that snorkel"
    "that's extremely vivid...thank you"

  • @NickiMInajluver123
    @NickiMInajluver123 12 лет назад +4

    "WHEN DID I GET STABBED?"

  • @user-fb4dl1bb4h
    @user-fb4dl1bb4h Год назад +1

    The way Ice cube says "Clearly I wasn't talking to you big titties"💀💀

  • @danielletaylor1794
    @danielletaylor1794 10 лет назад +4

    My AP Chem class keeps trying to convince our teacher to let us watch this!

  • @misfitdanzig8152
    @misfitdanzig8152 2 года назад +1

    Best film from a TV show from the late 80's with depp ! Awesome film high school film since super bad

  • @ridhwanridhwan4381
    @ridhwanridhwan4381 4 года назад +5

    2:45 to 2:58 I don't think I've laughed that hard in my life

  • @abc_u_hater
    @abc_u_hater 9 лет назад +1

    Suns out guns out lmao that T-shirt was hilarious

  • @fredericogoncalves1771
    @fredericogoncalves1771 5 лет назад +5

    This movie aged well lol

  • @newthrash1221
    @newthrash1221 12 лет назад +1

    how do you not have the "finger poppin' each other's assholes" line??? i died of laughter during that scene.

  • @rosserjake
    @rosserjake 10 лет назад +35

    More memorable than the sequel tbh

    • @izzysimon4085
      @izzysimon4085 9 лет назад

      for sure

    • @agentapple2674
      @agentapple2674 6 лет назад +20

      Some scenes of the sequel were pure gold tho...

    • @coreymckee4844
      @coreymckee4844 Год назад

      ​@@agentapple2674the dinner scene with ice cubes daughter when he finds out their dating. 🤣🤣

  • @cartmanrocks40
    @cartmanrocks40 12 лет назад +1

    this movie and TED,two funniest movies I've watch this year.

  • @Ladoo2932
    @Ladoo2932 5 лет назад +7

    That janitor was like "I don't get paid enough for this"

  • @Sullendust
    @Sullendust 11 лет назад +1

    every joke in this movie was hilarious. the humor is too awesome

  • @epm1012
    @epm1012 6 лет назад +4

    2:37 Only a Sith deals in absolutes...

  • @Hobley95
    @Hobley95 12 лет назад +1

    May as well just put up the whole movie, almost every scene had me in stitches

  • @jacopobandecchi
    @jacopobandecchi 5 лет назад +6

    Waiting for 23 Jump Street...

  • @NelsonNomad
    @NelsonNomad 12 лет назад

    Huh?? I really thought that one was going to explode! Other than missing that one awesome video!

  • @mariopafundi2634
    @mariopafundi2634 8 лет назад +18

    Were you held forward?

  • @kebabonline
    @kebabonline 12 лет назад +1

    It's worth to watch this movie, so much more epic content that you're missing :D

  • @nathanhollingsworth7040
    @nathanhollingsworth7040 7 лет назад +39

    not so slim shady haha

  • @azaggoodey7286
    @azaggoodey7286 4 года назад +1

    Funniest movie of all time

  • @Rocket.Strawberry
    @Rocket.Strawberry 6 лет назад +27

    Pause at 3:51 is that a picture of David Dorbik?

  • @TheRiddleMan-ci7hi
    @TheRiddleMan-ci7hi 6 лет назад +1

    21 and 22 Jump street will always be my #1 favorite movies of all time...Just my opinion...

  • @333cals
    @333cals 8 лет назад +9

    This nigga called him 'not so slim shady' jesus i'm dead bruh.

  • @iElliie
    @iElliie 11 лет назад

    I watched the whole video waiting for that.

  • @ctmatv2750
    @ctmatv2750 10 лет назад +11

    Jesica will you go to the prom with me but I already know the answer it's yes

  • @zacimusprime4865
    @zacimusprime4865 5 лет назад +3

    Ice cube is such a savage😂😂😂!!!

  • @timothyholland7071
    @timothyholland7071 5 лет назад +4

    3:50 is that david dobrik?

  • @riannelord76
    @riannelord76 12 лет назад +1

    "Oh shit when did I get stabbed?" *Silence* "That's awesome!" Everyone: "Yeahhh!"

  • @joshg9745
    @joshg9745 11 лет назад +4

    My favorite part is when Jonah Hill say "let's make a baby" to Tarim near the end

  • @ljdr1998
    @ljdr1998 10 лет назад +6

    oh sh!t when did I get stabbed?O.O ....that's AWESOME!! xD LOL ^_^

  • @hellobye098
    @hellobye098 10 лет назад +7

    2:45 did franco jumped onto a table

  • @DownTownBrown1998
    @DownTownBrown1998 12 лет назад

    THATS AWSOME!

  • @LGxTroll
    @LGxTroll 12 лет назад

    "I am one gay black kid getting punched in the face away from a nervous breakdown!" lmfaoooo

  • @holly_sunshine8288
    @holly_sunshine8288 10 лет назад

    Ahaha loool love this movie and 22 jump street. They r too funny x

  • @dizzygirl760
    @dizzygirl760 12 лет назад

    This movie was one of the funniest I have seen in forever. Did not suck like I thought it would.

  • @nsnlovely12
    @nsnlovely12 12 лет назад

    you forgot the 'fingapoppin each other's assholes' part that was the most hilarious bit!

  • @analuisa127
    @analuisa127 11 лет назад

    Are you looking for my G-spot? Just stick it in, lol , IS IT ME? I just can't sometimes, funniest part ever.

  • @QSylvie
    @QSylvie 12 лет назад

    After this movie I'm like a junky looking for stufff and nothing is as good as this one!!! .. Love that movie!! Can't wait to watch sequel about them in college

  • @alicehuang1523
    @alicehuang1523 10 лет назад +3

    Fave movie ever.

  • @Deep_Kingdom
    @Deep_Kingdom 5 лет назад +1

    2:08 probably the greatest thing ever to be said by a human

  • @mybestmates1D
    @mybestmates1D 11 лет назад

    HAHA I CAN'T BREATHTE "oh shit when did I get stabbed? That's awesome!"

  • @saurabhnarain9340
    @saurabhnarain9340 11 лет назад

    Good editing.

  • @AlkebulanQueen1027
    @AlkebulanQueen1027 12 лет назад +2

    i love this movie....thats all i can say....literally.....

  • @sethrice886
    @sethrice886 12 лет назад

    i cant wait to see this!

  • @bieberfactsnow
    @bieberfactsnow 12 лет назад

    watchign this video is like watching the movie just summed up into 4 mins :)

  • @yuglax261
    @yuglax261 12 лет назад

    thanks bro, i didn't hear it in the video or anything