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  • @GvYT
    @GvYT 6 лет назад +2495

    bruh ryan is unbelievably creative and smart when it comes to making these videos

    • @DangLao
      @DangLao 6 лет назад +28

      He gets help... from the voices... in his head... and ... aliens... most likely illegal ones. J/K idk use your imagination maybe someone is writing this up like Jerry Springer.

    • @daydream304
      @daydream304 6 лет назад +30

      Ghostvale he is seriously the only creative youtuber I see in RUclips

    • @a1egua881
      @a1egua881 5 лет назад +4

      ADHD

    • @IbrahimKhalil-gw4yt
      @IbrahimKhalil-gw4yt 5 лет назад +1

      Get ADHD them you'll understand.

    • @undeniablySomeGuy
      @undeniablySomeGuy 4 года назад +1

      Ghostvale
      ADHD

  • @reagame8700
    @reagame8700 7 лет назад +4965

    I said to a girl, "Hi, I'm Ryan Higa." And I got slapped! I really should have listened.

    • @jayanthi1969
      @jayanthi1969 6 лет назад +38

      ReaGame wait, really?! 😮

    • @protaties
      @protaties 6 лет назад +249

      Maybe just because the girl you meet also watched this video.

    • @danielvong2715
      @danielvong2715 6 лет назад +25

      I don’t get it

    • @beathedragon
      @beathedragon 6 лет назад +11

      Ar u JK

    • @notused4198
      @notused4198 6 лет назад +11

      @@beathedragon dumb crap

  • @johanliborius6153
    @johanliborius6153 8 лет назад +6234

    For real the best pick up line:
    You're so beautiful that I forgot my pick up line

    • @williamtran9996
      @williamtran9996 8 лет назад +162

      +Bennett Galamaga WTF is that?

    • @johanliborius6153
      @johanliborius6153 8 лет назад +42

      +william tran It'll make the girl laugh and you will seem like a funny and sweet guy who puts in effort but doesn't try too hard.

    • @gavinhazan1415
      @gavinhazan1415 8 лет назад +45

      Devan McMinn Go in front of the person with a hand full of lines and then drop them a lot. Then if they ask what your doing say sorry I'm bad at pick up limes

    • @reskyjamil5428
      @reskyjamil5428 8 лет назад +3

      Devan McMinn xD lol best one so far

    • @hosseinhj9056
      @hosseinhj9056 8 лет назад +1

      so gay

  • @shakahbrah7934
    @shakahbrah7934 7 лет назад +1387

    It actually does help to start small. Ask for a dance. Ask if you can join her for a chat or ask advice on something. Most girls will say yes once they know something about you besides that you’re incapable of making pick-up lines.

  • @foxezzzzz6058
    @foxezzzzz6058 7 лет назад +3170

    Girl: if I could rearrange the alphabet I would put I and U together
    Me: luckily N and O are already together

  • @amartyathigale898
    @amartyathigale898 7 лет назад +808

    "Hi I'm Ryan Higa"
    *SLAP*
    IM DYING LAUGHING RIGHT NOW

    • @sreenivasurevada2355
      @sreenivasurevada2355 6 лет назад +9

      "hi im me"
      SLAP!
      anyone... anyone

    • @lemonade1820
      @lemonade1820 6 лет назад +7

      Hi
      SLAP!!

    • @danwhittaker5886
      @danwhittaker5886 6 лет назад +3

      Lol

    • @noahscohy8806
      @noahscohy8806 6 лет назад +2

      I dont get it could anyone explain that one

    • @firefoxyt6600
      @firefoxyt6600 6 лет назад

      Noah Scohy because Ryan told earlier in the video that "hi I'm Ryan Higa" is one of the sentences you shouldn't say to girls...

  • @strahinjagov
    @strahinjagov 8 лет назад +266

    "Hi, I'm Ryan Higa."
    *slap*
    dead! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mikehunt8143
    @mikehunt8143 5 лет назад +1090

    Imagine making that lesbian joke in 2019

    • @侘寂-z6p
      @侘寂-z6p 5 лет назад +19

      Exactly my thought

    • @bforbomb4640
      @bforbomb4640 4 года назад +55

      Imagine that joke in 2020

    • @aleckelly374
      @aleckelly374 4 года назад +6

      Where is it?

    • @waynequach1898
      @waynequach1898 4 года назад +14

      @@bforbomb4640 cant social distancing 😕

    • @katyanims9822
      @katyanims9822 4 года назад +11

      dem "quirky gae" girls will say its mood

  • @asa9655
    @asa9655 7 лет назад +874

    Ryan, I tried everything you said and I got called to the principal for sexual harassment even though I did nothing.

    • @firefoxyt6600
      @firefoxyt6600 6 лет назад +261

      you probably said "hi I'm Ryan Higa"

    • @bluyu
      @bluyu 6 лет назад +11

      FirefoxYT XD

    • @8lue8utterfly8
      @8lue8utterfly8 6 лет назад +1

      Ace lol

    • @jonathanedward1642
      @jonathanedward1642 5 лет назад +4

      Rip Bruh

    • @IbrahimKhalil-gw4yt
      @IbrahimKhalil-gw4yt 5 лет назад +6

      You obviously didn't watch to the end / didn't listen to the girl at the end or you didn't catch that this video is a joke.

  • @ainslee723
    @ainslee723 8 лет назад +1160

    "If you find out she's a hardcore belieber chances are she's underage. Walk Away." XD

    • @katillium
      @katillium 7 лет назад +5

      i only use this channel to comment or subscribe Im a belieber lol

    • @AnimeVivesB
      @AnimeVivesB 6 лет назад +3

      Ainslee lol I laughed so hard at that part

    • @melanieedward3621
      @melanieedward3621 6 лет назад +5

      Yooo this part had me dead 😂😂😂😂 just coz I’m a jb fan

    • @allykat5899
      @allykat5899 6 лет назад

      Ainslee or just women-child and nobody wants to date women-child because nobody wants to date a child.

    • @nasabella8204
      @nasabella8204 6 лет назад +2

      Ainslee lol or directioners

  • @notWerewolf
    @notWerewolf 9 лет назад +398

    Best pickup line:
    "I like your face."

  • @vertex1933
    @vertex1933 6 лет назад +271

    "What's this?"
    "My phone number"
    "Well how is this supposed to help me find mine?"

  • @soba_fm
    @soba_fm 8 лет назад +209

    You know why I sing L? Cause I'm L-one. (Like alone)

    • @adolys5616
      @adolys5616 8 лет назад

      bastian Gonzalez OHHHHHHHHH

    • @i.a.lamine7304
      @i.a.lamine7304 7 лет назад

      I sing L because i'm
      Sing-L

    • @SakshamThukral
      @SakshamThukral 7 лет назад +1

      Thanks for saying the exact thing from the video for absolutely no reason :]

  • @AmourEliMusic
    @AmourEliMusic 7 лет назад +1685

    Did u fall fromm heaven cuz so did satan

  • @liaj9315
    @liaj9315 7 лет назад +2417

    If a shy guy came up to me I wouldn't be weirded out, I'd think its kinda cute.😆
    Also means he might not cheat on you if he's too shy to talk to other girls.. 😅

  • @orestis9575
    @orestis9575 5 лет назад +616

    girl:"im not a lesbian!"
    ryan:"prove it then kiss me!"
    girl:" gross no!"
    ryan:"heh,lesbians am i right?"

    • @McLovin-Mixtape
      @McLovin-Mixtape 3 года назад +17

      Damn I feel bad for the lesbians

    • @akarisorame7783
      @akarisorame7783 3 года назад +23

      @@McLovin-Mixtape Yeah, they missed a great opportunity to kiss him

    • @n0nenone
      @n0nenone 3 года назад +4

      @@akarisorame7783 eh?

    • @jetsflyingoffatrain4338
      @jetsflyingoffatrain4338 3 года назад +2

      @@n0nenone yes, that's a joke twitter

    • @awesomeTai
      @awesomeTai 2 года назад +4

      That awkward moment when they ended up dating in real life lol

  • @weepingwillowtree8103
    @weepingwillowtree8103 7 лет назад +1527

    Do you mind if i follow you home? My mom always told me to follow my dreams.
    Wait wtf when did this get so many likes lmao

    • @jaz9677
      @jaz9677 6 лет назад +26

      Weeping Willow Tree bruh what if you actually got followed home...😂

    • @highgroundproductions8590
      @highgroundproductions8590 6 лет назад +16

      B R U H following ppl ain't cool

    • @khonzahanny
      @khonzahanny 6 лет назад +21

      Omg that's cute (almost). But then my dad would call the police right away

    • @sanchitachakraborty9950
      @sanchitachakraborty9950 5 лет назад +2

      Oh ma gawd I'm impressed 😂😂😂😂

    • @lilylamps
      @lilylamps 5 лет назад +1

      AYY- Wait what.

  • @sakethsangaraju9427
    @sakethsangaraju9427 7 лет назад +450

    Who else thought one of the three C's was cash...

  • @infiinity8085
    @infiinity8085 10 лет назад +2802

    Girl comebacks
    Man: Where have you been all my life?
    Woman: Hiding from you.
    Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
    Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
    Man: Is this seat empty?
    Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
    Man: Your place or mine?
    Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
    Man: So, what do you do for a living?
    Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
    Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
    Woman: Do not enter.
    Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
    Woman: But would you stay there?
    Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
    Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.
    Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
    Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
    Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
    Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.
    Man: Are you a cow?
    Cow: Yes. (this isn't supposed to make sense)
    EDIT: I'm not actually going to use these? they're JOKES. calm down.

    • @jacquelinerenteria3328
      @jacquelinerenteria3328 10 лет назад +44

      OMG
      😂😂😂

    • @maythild
      @maythild 10 лет назад +189

      *****
      Man: What do you do for a living?
      Woman: I'm actually a drag queen. *Deep voice*: Wanna get out of here sugar?
      lol

    • @roganventer5084
      @roganventer5084 9 лет назад +20

      lol i liked it im gonna sub to u

    • @xxxchunkzcxx9007
      @xxxchunkzcxx9007 9 лет назад +2

      ***** why

    • @allysonn.6870
      @allysonn.6870 9 лет назад +17

      Ooooooooooooh burrrrn

  • @jamilnofal1337
    @jamilnofal1337 5 лет назад +607

    kids have crushs
    men have girlfriends
    legends stay single forever

    • @pants7988
      @pants7988 4 года назад +21

      Maybe, but even legends need to apprentices to pass on their glory to.

    • @bmxbandit5911
      @bmxbandit5911 4 года назад +3

      Leng wait for it .... dary

    • @welcometolife4237
      @welcometolife4237 4 года назад +3

      Because nobody wants you

    • @ipsitaparida4471
      @ipsitaparida4471 4 года назад +2

      Cheeeeezy

    • @blaise6553
      @blaise6553 4 года назад +3

      This implies that ryan isn't a legend tho

  • @raveleijntv
    @raveleijntv 8 лет назад +1816

    I actually like the shy guys more. they are way cuter.

    • @abdsullr1244
      @abdsullr1244 8 лет назад +16

      you lesbian

    • @marioarias1899
      @marioarias1899 8 лет назад +17

      Then Kik me at bigDsmallballs

    • @chitranchakrabortty
      @chitranchakrabortty 8 лет назад +66

      +mlpSpiritCross Wish girls at my school would say the same thing...

    • @chitranchakrabortty
      @chitranchakrabortty 8 лет назад +2

      jon jhon Wait... what?!

    • @dylanwarcholik9451
      @dylanwarcholik9451 8 лет назад +3

      +The Gamer Bro at that point, do you know how many people would talk to me? Like a hundred. Which would put me at a hundred and three

  • @SonicTurboTurtle
    @SonicTurboTurtle 9 лет назад +173

    there's a hidden pun at the end. he said he felt "left out" and then left out of the circle to the left.

  • @yrsabakker3554
    @yrsabakker3554 8 лет назад +584

    I think it's so cute when guys are shy

  • @antoinetteclark3639
    @antoinetteclark3639 7 лет назад +691

    "No, your like a six ,but still above average."😂😂😂😂😂

    • @krisna5163
      @krisna5163 5 лет назад +13

      *I'm about to end this man's whole career*
      It's "you're", you fool

    • @rainbowemoter9185
      @rainbowemoter9185 4 года назад +1

      @@krisna5163 Y r u adding the "fool" for?

  • @stellaalcudia5080
    @stellaalcudia5080 8 лет назад +1323

    if i could re-arrange the alphabet, i would put MCR back together

  • @supaflywhiteguy7635
    @supaflywhiteguy7635 10 лет назад +90

    I've never been in a club quiet enough to talk to anyone

  • @pithoi1697
    @pithoi1697 7 лет назад +1105

    When you bump into a girl in the hallway...
    Boy: oh sorry
    Girl: I have a boyfriend!

  • @Oreoezi
    @Oreoezi 5 лет назад +94

    I did a blinking contest with a girl
    I lost and told her she's shining too bright

    • @ringwormboy1575
      @ringwormboy1575 5 лет назад +2

      Blazy DOODOO it work?

    • @str791
      @str791 4 года назад

      OMG 🥺

    • @kishel-m
      @kishel-m 4 года назад

      you mean a staring contest?

  • @joewilliams2070
    @joewilliams2070 8 лет назад +945

    heres a pick up line for you
    i lost my tedybear
    will you sleep with me tonight

  • @nefelibatas9371
    @nefelibatas9371 8 лет назад +649

    Ryan: Hi I'm Ryan Higa
    Girl: Uh---
    *slap his face*
    😂😂😂

  • @unicorn4eve367
    @unicorn4eve367 8 лет назад +1892

    Guy: Did it hurt?
    Me: Did what hurt?
    Guy: When you fell from heaven and landed on earth
    Me: I crawled my way up from hell

    • @muhammadrahim4712
      @muhammadrahim4712 8 лет назад +122

      so that's why you are soo fukin hot :)

    • @ivannong4917
      @ivannong4917 8 лет назад +26

      +Toxic_Turtle 2 smooth

    • @blazeashwalkerlikestocomme2020
      @blazeashwalkerlikestocomme2020 8 лет назад +9

      That's why you're so hot

    • @tiagobrandao6588
      @tiagobrandao6588 8 лет назад

      I LOVE YOU

    • @chaudharyshaivya1339
      @chaudharyshaivya1339 8 лет назад

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  • @Edgar-hl5su
    @Edgar-hl5su 7 лет назад +833

    Guy-How many bones do you have in your body?
    Girl-uhhh..206?
    Guy-Want another one?

    • @lalitendudas9401
      @lalitendudas9401 6 лет назад +96

      Edgar shut up Edgar!!You already got Maya!!

    • @Majestic469
      @Majestic469 6 лет назад +5

      lol

    • @lalitendudas9401
      @lalitendudas9401 6 лет назад +56

      GamingWithEla You can't understand this comment unless you're an intellectual and have IQ over 1000!!

    • @jayanthi1969
      @jayanthi1969 6 лет назад +8

      GamingWithEla or you're probably still a kid

    • @hassjackspirit8879
      @hassjackspirit8879 6 лет назад

      @@lalitendudas9401 😒

  • @hootydoot5849
    @hootydoot5849 7 лет назад +96

    in truth though, one of the most flattering things in the world is when guys are flustered. it's almost like a compliment

    • @niaomicaballero8241
      @niaomicaballero8241 6 лет назад +13

      ashley S
      yeah its so cute when guys get flustered. it makes me feel good.

    • @KobeBryantt237
      @KobeBryantt237 6 лет назад +4

      *when HOT guys get flustered

    • @zoya9506
      @zoya9506 6 лет назад

      Its so cute when a guy is embarrassed

  • @armanbajwa6928
    @armanbajwa6928 8 лет назад +66

    'hey i am Ryan Higa' slap

  • @hurricanejay1777
    @hurricanejay1777 8 лет назад +478

    2:20 IF ANYONE SAID THAT TO ME I WOULD PROBABLY DATE THEM RIGHT THEN AND THERE JUST SAYING

    • @aerynh7273
      @aerynh7273 8 лет назад +26

      I would slap them, I'm ugly

    • @anthonymartinez3949
      @anthonymartinez3949 8 лет назад

      +RedRoo 1822 haha cx

    • @tiagobrandao6588
      @tiagobrandao6588 8 лет назад +11

      That would be me if I actually had the courage to go talk to a hot girl I've never met

    • @hurricanejay1777
      @hurricanejay1777 8 лет назад +10

      tiago80006 go for it, mon ami. Talk to the hot girl of ur dreams

    • @pendingpenguin8082
      @pendingpenguin8082 8 лет назад

      hey, I think I know. do u have Teehee app?

  • @remyboyzz399
    @remyboyzz399 5 лет назад +78

    you see, the real joke here is that ryan **wasn’t** single when he made this video.

  • @spaceboy212_28
    @spaceboy212_28 8 лет назад +1072

    Me: hay girl did you fall from heaven because you like look like an angel
    Girl: No but i did get a bruise crawling out of hell

    • @mmegidolaonn
      @mmegidolaonn 8 лет назад +108

      You: So that's why you're so hot...

    • @realadriamo
      @realadriamo 7 лет назад +41

      no wonder you're so hot

    • @hny_hannie
      @hny_hannie 7 лет назад +45

      Dj Flow28
      that explains why you're so HOT

    • @jandichannel
      @jandichannel 7 лет назад +6

      Hey*

    • @nyomii25
      @nyomii25 7 лет назад +1

      Luke bryan play Luke Bryan play Luke

  • @milkstir6136
    @milkstir6136 9 лет назад +253

    This was in my recommended, even RUclips knows I'm not a ladies man T_T

  • @박수연-w1t3l
    @박수연-w1t3l 9 лет назад +381

    Ok am I the only one who thinks that him being nervous was really cute? Hehehehe

    • @irma247
      @irma247 9 лет назад

      +Nicole Orihara you're not the only one

    • @nicolasbernard5380
      @nicolasbernard5380 9 лет назад +14

      "Just, i think.. Your face , is nice "

    • @christinehoek3195
      @christinehoek3195 9 лет назад

      +Nicolas Bernard I liked that one the most of all

    • @violetgirl1996
      @violetgirl1996 9 лет назад +1

      +Honey Calma for me, shyed guys r cutrr. i hate flirtatiousness

    • @nicolasbernard5380
      @nicolasbernard5380 9 лет назад

      Christine Hoek its like me when i'm imagining myself talking to a girl

  • @imstupidbutillsaythisanywa1502
    @imstupidbutillsaythisanywa1502 6 лет назад +27

    If a girl tells you that she had fallen from heaven then most likely she was rejected from there and got sent down to this goddamn world

  • @singthuy736
    @singthuy736 7 лет назад +376

    is your name WiFi because I think I'm feeling a connection

  • @tiffanyjuang8382
    @tiffanyjuang8382 7 лет назад +2094

    Dear Ryan please make how to get boys

    • @aravind5043
      @aravind5043 7 лет назад +110

      Uncle Juang just smile at them

    • @PKyran42
      @PKyran42 7 лет назад +20

      Uncle Juang just hug them. IT WORKS. (Not really but I wish it did...)

    • @riansantosh9577
      @riansantosh9577 7 лет назад +20

      How to get boys
      Said UNCLE JUANG

    • @varunkamal91
      @varunkamal91 7 лет назад +6

      Seema Goyal you can't "see age"... lol

    • @troglodyte4207
      @troglodyte4207 7 лет назад +9

      Uncle Juang
      Look attractive

  • @troglodyte4207
    @troglodyte4207 7 лет назад +137

    My 2 year old cousin watched this video
    He has 8 girlfriends

    • @Tanner404
      @Tanner404 4 года назад +4

      Wow he has 8 more than I have

    • @waitwot4912
      @waitwot4912 3 года назад +1

      He has 7 and a half more girlfriends more than me.

  • @inasugay4803
    @inasugay4803 7 лет назад +130

    Bf: You know why I like the keyboard so much?
    Me: Hmm? Why?
    Bf: Because u and I are together
    Sndjeieieowjekiw
    Lmao. This was actually used on me 😂

    • @SH-lm1ol
      @SH-lm1ol 5 лет назад +4

      Ina Sugay fun. How did you respond

    • @calebtimes453
      @calebtimes453 5 лет назад

      @@SH-lm1ol She didn't

    • @randchanneldep
      @randchanneldep 5 лет назад +7

      Just respond "Sorry, I use a Colemak keyboard."

    • @sam6395
      @sam6395 3 года назад

      @@SH-lm1ol The commenter did say "Bf" as boyfriend, soo, let's just say that she is taken by the pick up line.

  • @Neha71580
    @Neha71580 9 лет назад +252

    I would probably kiss the person who would say "Hi, I'm Ryan Higa" XD

    • @spookysoul3953
      @spookysoul3953 9 лет назад +8

      I know. Right? XD

    • @scikick
      @scikick 9 лет назад +3

      Hi Neha, I'm Ryan Higa.
      .
      .
      Naahh. jk lol
      AAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL

    • @Neha71580
      @Neha71580 9 лет назад +16

      scikick I wrote 'said' and not 'write' hahahaha XD

    • @ahmedchishty3393
      @ahmedchishty3393 9 лет назад

      Smaaaart -_+

    • @Sunnytimes14
      @Sunnytimes14 9 лет назад

      SAAAAAME

  • @aislinga3748
    @aislinga3748 9 лет назад +145

    Getting the girl is simple. Just follow these steps.
    1. Stand there like a ghost, shaking from the rain
    2. Say it's been a long 6 months and you were too afraid to tell her what you want.
    3. And THEN you say, "I want you for worse or for better. I would wait for ever and ever. Broke your heart, I'll put it back together. I would wait forever and ever."
    4. Remind her how it used to be. Generally with pictures in frames of kisses on cheek.
    5. Tell her how you must have lost your mind when you left her all alone and never told her why.
    5. Repeat step 3
    6. Once again, remind her how it used to be with pictures I frames and kisses on cheeks. And say you want her.
    7. Repeat step 3 once more.
    And that's how it works. That's how you get the girl.

  • @moist_lmaonaise
    @moist_lmaonaise 7 лет назад +238

    *BEST PICKUP LINE EVER!!!*
    Get some limes and walk up to the girl and start dropping them over and over until she asks "what are you doing" then you reply with "sorry I'm not very good at pick up *limes*

  • @adoboflash
    @adoboflash 6 лет назад +493

    Dont forget the 4th C.. wink wink

  • @sofeaamira410
    @sofeaamira410 10 лет назад +70

    Well I think most girls think that its cute when boys are nervous and it also makes them know that he really likes her and would do anything for her !

    • @allysonn.6870
      @allysonn.6870 9 лет назад

      Totally

    • @matthewkennedy1329
      @matthewkennedy1329 9 лет назад

      Bull

    • @YourPrivilege
      @YourPrivilege 9 лет назад

      Yeah, nu.
      I always thought that.

    • @Crispypom
      @Crispypom 7 лет назад

      I verify that

    • @lovedeepsandhu8502
      @lovedeepsandhu8502 7 лет назад +2

      Myny Sofea that will work like 0.01 percent of the times.. most girls say if the guy is confident enough to ask them out then they will go out with them

  • @AnarielAnastil
    @AnarielAnastil 10 лет назад +76

    Seriously, why is he single? He's really creative, funny, and smart. Plus he's ridiculously good-looking. I'm missing the problem. Even when he was shuffling his feet and being shy it was still endearing. > Confused. Some of these lines would totally work on me, too :).

    • @AnarielAnastil
      @AnarielAnastil 10 лет назад

      ***** Yeah. Not all of them, of course, but a couple, yeah. Why?

    • @applebutt3469
      @applebutt3469 10 лет назад +14

      I guarantee it's him who wants to be single.

  • @MartinBralicMaky
    @MartinBralicMaky 8 лет назад +30

    5:32
    "Hey do you like Justin Bieber?"
    "Oh my God I LOVE him-"
    "Bye."
    _Chances are she's underage._
    _Walk away._
    *XDDD*

  • @mccrystal2987
    @mccrystal2987 6 лет назад +33

    "Wow this is amazing. I could not ask for a better situation.. do u think u could.... introduce me to your friend?" *SLAP* 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bluebay1031
    @bluebay1031 8 лет назад +220

    You forgot what to say to girls who don't know they're being hit on (me...me...1000 percent me)

    • @samumohacsi
      @samumohacsi 8 лет назад +5

      Maddy J. lmao I'm a guy and I thought only we did that.

    • @bluebay1031
      @bluebay1031 8 лет назад +21

      Lord Bumbo Nope, universal my friend. The funny thing is I can tell when my friends are being hit on. Irony at its finest

    • @samumohacsi
      @samumohacsi 8 лет назад +2

      Maddy J. lol that's funny

  • @_spxrkly_4310
    @_spxrkly_4310 7 лет назад +174

    Me: Did it hurt?Girl: When I fell from heaven?
    Me: yea, because it looks like you took a beating

  • @the1exnay
    @the1exnay 10 лет назад +63

    my suggestion would not be to be yourself. i mean its good to not say that fart joke cause she might not appreciate. instead i suggest that you be the person YOU want to be. be someone you can be proud of and be confident in who you are. dont be someone anyone else wants you to be. dont change yourself because you think she will like you more. instead change yourself because you want to be better and when you are confident in yourself because you are being who you want to be not what anyone else wants you to be then you can go up to any girl. and if she doesnt like who you are then you know she is not the one for you.

    • @graceknell6613
      @graceknell6613 10 лет назад +3

      Shut up, firaro.

    • @Pando4444
      @Pando4444 10 лет назад +3

      Are you encouraging to be yourself or discouraging it?

    • @ipurepick6479
      @ipurepick6479 10 лет назад +6

      MAPOTI!!!!!!!

    • @mimiri9155
      @mimiri9155 10 лет назад

      Believe me, Firaro, girls like guys that be themselves. I have a crush and he is never afraid to act like himself.

    • @jamesmiller2915
      @jamesmiller2915 10 лет назад

      mimi Ri That's what you think....

  • @kwinne5008
    @kwinne5008 7 лет назад +108

    He kinda looks like Derek at 2:33 lol

  • @susanabraham6013
    @susanabraham6013 8 лет назад +50

    Lol after studying WOMEN and MEN and RELATIONSHIPS and GOPHERS..... why? yea idk

  • @mimisweiss123
    @mimisweiss123 9 лет назад +12

    I think there's something wrong with me, I have been watching your videos non stop for 4 days straight, and I'm running out man! But I can't stop because they are so darn well made and funny. Or should I say punny BAHAHA ( yeah I have a serious issue dude ) and I'm also a new sub. Keep up the mind blowing work man

  • @danielpreciado3112
    @danielpreciado3112 10 лет назад +109

    The most offensive pick up line ever: Girl, I'll treat you like I treat my homework. I'll slam you on the table and do you all might long.................. giggity.

    • @ms_mandyc
      @ms_mandyc 10 лет назад +10

      *Effective*

    • @danielpreciado3112
      @danielpreciado3112 10 лет назад +4

      Mandy C. Why, thank you.

    • @BDeshFTW
      @BDeshFTW 10 лет назад +49

      Daniel Preciado what about "I want to treat you like my big toe. Bang you on every piece of furniture."

    • @danielpreciado3112
      @danielpreciado3112 10 лет назад +1

      BangladeshFTW Oh, god that's awesome. Thanks for the lulz.

    • @lolosatache5748
      @lolosatache5748 10 лет назад +15

      what did one volcano say to the other.. i lava you

  • @TheMemeSchemer
    @TheMemeSchemer 4 года назад +32

    0:08 Sean's face though XDXD

  • @Josh-dr2rv
    @Josh-dr2rv 7 лет назад +502

    My pickup line is:
    Boy: How many planets are in the solar system?
    Girl: 8
    Boy: There'll be 7 after I destroy Uranus

    • @BudgetMow
      @BudgetMow 7 лет назад +13

      Joshua Herron 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Sol_ttu
      @Sol_ttu 7 лет назад +8

      Joshua Herron I died xD

    • @wonton7079
      @wonton7079 7 лет назад +43

      You ruined my childhood

    • @whatup6055
      @whatup6055 7 лет назад +6

      Joshua Herron 😂😂

    • @atlas5899
      @atlas5899 7 лет назад +7

      Joshua Herron ugh😓😣 this was my face when I read that

  • @WristFreeze97
    @WristFreeze97 9 лет назад +66

    "Be yourself" and I'm too shy to speak to anyone random. And when I'm with my friends I'm just a random douchebag. So I'm forever alone.

    • @BillytheTeslaGod
      @BillytheTeslaGod 9 лет назад +3

      I feel your pain bro

    • @Klosterhasi
      @Klosterhasi 9 лет назад

      +Edward Elric (DuppeKP) well maybe its because Girls like it when u still have yo arms n legs ? :s

    • @bundthead
      @bundthead 9 лет назад

      SPOILERS Lol reminds me of Grease when he the boy is nice around the girl but she was around him with his friends and he was trying to act to cool and they broke up xP

    • @valsaludo9335
      @valsaludo9335 9 лет назад +1

      i feel your pain bruh i feel your pain

    • @kianleepritchard1705
      @kianleepritchard1705 9 лет назад

      dont be sad ur not the only loser im tryin 2 get th7s gal named billie shes hot and she think me beautiful me dont no if that mean something or not but hey im happy im still considered a loser

  • @MrTuangiahy
    @MrTuangiahy 7 лет назад +23

    Boy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
    Girl: No.
    Boy: Why not?
    Girl: My boyfriend caught me.
    Random people in the background: FRIENDZONED!!!

  • @oops3798
    @oops3798 4 года назад +18

    You only need one question...
    *"Do you listen to Girl in Red?"*

  • @JulietteVeronica1201
    @JulietteVeronica1201 10 лет назад +25

    Catherine has played the role of the girlfriend in SO many of your videos, and you two look so cute together. I wonder if he will ever ask her out...

  • @jbeast5165
    @jbeast5165 8 лет назад +137

    He is the FUNNYEST youtuber EVER!!

    • @aias7981
      @aias7981 8 лет назад +8

      Not gonna be that guy. Check your sentence.

    • @mrcooterman
      @mrcooterman 8 лет назад +5

      J Beast I hate to be that guy but it's not funnyest its funniest

    • @jbeast5165
      @jbeast5165 8 лет назад

      TheObesePanda he's way more funny than u will ever be

    • @nicholashoppe3563
      @nicholashoppe3563 8 лет назад

      TheObesePanda yeah bruh##!!!!!!!!!

    • @foox9424
      @foox9424 8 лет назад +1

      LERN ENGLIS!!

  • @miumiu39
    @miumiu39 10 лет назад +131

    No girl in their right mind is gonna stop Ryan Higa from flirting with them! :3 ^o^ If I even ever got to meet him, I'd probably pass out or something! xO Okay, I'd fangirl like crazy and stop making sense.....

    • @colinrodenburg2754
      @colinrodenburg2754 10 лет назад +4

      then u need some Peg Pants!

    • @miumiu39
      @miumiu39 10 лет назад +2

      xD Yes! Yes I do! Technically they won't work cuz the pressure on your bum will be too much to take....but Ryan Higa sat in them so maybe they do!
      I need peg pants!!! Majorly need em!

    • @Fangedprincess2
      @Fangedprincess2 10 лет назад +1

      Lolol omg same. Meeting him would be frickin awesome *.*

    • @miumiu39
      @miumiu39 10 лет назад +1

      Ikr!!! I'd go crazy! Well...I already am crazy! But I'd show it a lot more and I'd take like a thousand pics with him!!!

    • @Fangedprincess2
      @Fangedprincess2 10 лет назад +4

      I really have a hard time believing he has any trouble getting girls at all!! #letsbereal

  • @gustavogarza4587
    @gustavogarza4587 10 месяцев назад +3

    2024 here. I miss this era of RUclips so much ❤

  • @mybigfatnothingchannel1938
    @mybigfatnothingchannel1938 7 лет назад +19

    Best pick up line ever: "My aunt just died and left me 10 million dollars, but I have to be married within 48 hours. Can I buy you a drink?"

  • @xxMaro92xx
    @xxMaro92xx 10 лет назад +22

    your TEEHEE is ALWAYS predictable ryan!

  • @y4mihd744
    @y4mihd744 8 лет назад +183

    I showed off my Pokémon cards and I got all the lady's

    • @jodylynamaya5931
      @jodylynamaya5931 8 лет назад +10

      ladies not lady's

    • @aias7981
      @aias7981 8 лет назад +5

      So that lady just gave them to you? Neat.

    • @nika1696
      @nika1696 8 лет назад +13

      Hasan Alharthy so Pokemon=pussy nowadays

    • @CJ-iz3mp
      @CJ-iz3mp 7 лет назад +8

      Uh did you show them your grammar skills? Because those aren't gonna get you any "lady's"

    • @nofrankie
      @nofrankie 7 лет назад

      REKT

  • @austinzzzz115
    @austinzzzz115 7 лет назад +423

    L

  • @v3rvain
    @v3rvain 7 лет назад +31

    Or just be like Ryan 👍

  • @lopski8166
    @lopski8166 9 лет назад +11

    Right when the video gets serious, you know something hilarious is about to happen

  • @dambu3592
    @dambu3592 5 лет назад +52

    do you like justin bieber
    OH MY GOD I LOVE HI-
    -bye

  • @abhinavdaggubelli991
    @abhinavdaggubelli991 11 месяцев назад +2

    Its midnight , im in my bed , lights off, i am regularly watching one nigahiga video everyday before i sleep. The nostalgia is magic!!❤❤

  • @mel1926
    @mel1926 7 лет назад +29

    5:20 - 5:29 is my favorite part.

  • @tired3869
    @tired3869 8 лет назад +71

    I think nervous guys are adorable!! ☺️

    • @obssesivefangirl9663
      @obssesivefangirl9663 7 лет назад +5

      yeah, they're so cute 😱😊

    • @greenfogguni9001
      @greenfogguni9001 7 лет назад +7

      Anime Fangirl No way some .... girls think ..... nervous ...... guys ....... are ....... CUTE ....... (basically faints)

    • @SweetSerenadeXyWem
      @SweetSerenadeXyWem 7 лет назад +5

      Green Fogguni Yeah it's cute lol, at least it shows they are honestly trying ;)

    • @ursosexmachina
      @ursosexmachina 7 лет назад

      Why

  • @AnAwkwardPrincess
    @AnAwkwardPrincess 10 лет назад +12

    Can I just say that, as a girl, if a guy ever referenced this video to use a pickup line on me, I would've fallen in love.

  • @basilhiary1072
    @basilhiary1072 4 года назад +14

    Six years later and this still makes me laugh so hard😂😂💕

    • @hafsah245
      @hafsah245 Год назад

      10 years later and this still slaps

  • @decrypted6787
    @decrypted6787 8 лет назад +65

    you teached me and thats what happened 2:28

  • @fa1thwu
    @fa1thwu 9 лет назад +98

    Is it just me or does anyone else like athletic, shy-ish boys

    • @jacoblierman9756
      @jacoblierman9756 9 лет назад +6

      Does anime and STAR WARS count?

    • @fa1thwu
      @fa1thwu 9 лет назад +2

      +Jacob Jakerson what

    • @benjamin9160
      @benjamin9160 8 лет назад

      0:10 savage

    • @silent6834
      @silent6834 8 лет назад

      So I do have a chance...

    • @fa1thwu
      @fa1thwu 8 лет назад

      Chris Piel Well not with me lol with others

  • @yasminahmed5855
    @yasminahmed5855 8 лет назад +84

    Boy: I'm following you home
    Girl: Why
    Boy: Because my mom told me to follow me dreams
    This works for everyone

  • @meatcanyon7591
    @meatcanyon7591 3 года назад +12

    "Hi, I'm Ryan higa"
    Dead

  • @Apophis01
    @Apophis01 7 лет назад +70

    😂 I died when he said Sup B###h and she said Uhh *slap* ahh

  • @AlexSoetekouwProductions
    @AlexSoetekouwProductions 8 лет назад +873

    Why did I watch this, I'm twelve.

  • @angelkitty1141
    @angelkitty1141 8 лет назад +94

    Greg and daina
    Derrick and ericka
    Sean and WHO DAFUQ IS HIS GF?!

    • @jair7231
      @jair7231 8 лет назад +23

      ryan

    • @justarchie6081
      @justarchie6081 8 лет назад +4

      AngelKitty/DarkAngel ......YOU AN-I-ME.....ONE PIECE

    • @joeythebarber2344
      @joeythebarber2344 7 лет назад

      AngelKitty/DarkAngel that is the same thing I was thinking

    • @timcosta2960
      @timcosta2960 7 лет назад +1

      AngelKitty/DarkAngel Sean and Ryan

    • @pikachu9758
      @pikachu9758 7 лет назад +1

      Ryan duh 😂

  • @nicklockwood1021
    @nicklockwood1021 6 лет назад +35

    As a nerd, the best pickup line is: Hey girl, are you into astronomy? Because I love Uranus.

  • @hero_py
    @hero_py 8 лет назад +53

    I DIED AT "YOU AND ME ONE PEICE" OMG LMAO

  • @arvin6495
    @arvin6495 8 лет назад +82

    1 alternative:Barney stinson's playbook

  • @tinali8150
    @tinali8150 8 лет назад +17

    Shy Ryan is honestly the cutest thing I have ever seen.

  • @lovetrolling4720
    @lovetrolling4720 5 лет назад +21

    Best pickup line ever:
    “You remind me of my dog
    *CAUSE YOU A BITCH!”*

  • @tarapatil908
    @tarapatil908 9 лет назад +97

    Ryan: Did you fart?
    Me: O.O Oh.. I didn't know it was that loud *cringes*
    Ryan: Wtf no I was gonna say--.. *walks away*

  • @lisafay1171
    @lisafay1171 8 лет назад +83

    one piece - hai? crying hahahahahahahahahahahaha

    • @markrubio5328
      @markrubio5328 8 лет назад +2

      Oh my I died after that😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @lisafay1171
      @lisafay1171 8 лет назад +3

      hahahahaha same :D he's just too funny :D

    • @markrubio5328
      @markrubio5328 8 лет назад

      FayVlogs Yeah :)) I keep re-watching that one scene 😂

    • @5928kool
      @5928kool 8 лет назад +2

      aye*

    • @lisafay1171
      @lisafay1171 8 лет назад +11

      Kazama no, it's "hai". that's Japanese for "yes" ;)

  • @TechHelpGuy6
    @TechHelpGuy6 11 лет назад +9

    Isn't it strange how at least in our generation when two people like each other, it seems like it's always so complicated just to simply connect with each other. Simplicity is key.

  • @ezaldeenmaen1133
    @ezaldeenmaen1133 2 месяца назад +1

    11 years later still learning from this guy

  • @nas9207
    @nas9207 8 лет назад +36

    all this kids saying i have a gilfriend and i am under"insert age" they are not your gf ffs

    • @glimexx8746
      @glimexx8746 8 лет назад +5

      Ikr, I'll be hearing girls saying 'we only dated for a month' or 'we're back together'

    • @Q2MITSU
      @Q2MITSU 8 лет назад +2

      iphone diet LOL ikr!

    • @bepistheclown
      @bepistheclown 7 лет назад

      iphone diet my friend said he was dating some girl and after Christmas break he said we broke up I hate her

    • @nas9207
      @nas9207 7 лет назад

      craxan roblox girl wtf i am sorry for you but how this have to do with my comment lol

    • @garlicbread3959
      @garlicbread3959 7 лет назад +12

      4 year old kid that my friend was baby sitting: I have a boyfriend
      babysitter: Really? How did you meet him?
      4 year old kid: I met him at day care
      babysitter: But how?
      4 year old kid: I borrowed a pencil from him but then he said okay and gave me the pencil. On it there was a piece of paper that said 'be my girlfriend'
      babysitter: awww, that's cute, how much do you love him?
      4 year old kid: I dont.
      babysitter: ...
      4 year old kid: Am I supposed to?

  • @solidsinek14
    @solidsinek14 9 лет назад +94

    Next day there will be 6 planets cuz i am gonna crash uranus

  • @leonidaskotidis8039
    @leonidaskotidis8039 7 лет назад +32

    Me:hay girl did you fall from heaven?Because I think you landed on your face.
    Girl:..

  • @inasugay4803
    @inasugay4803 7 лет назад +334

    Person #1: "Hey, doesn't the alphabet have 21 letters?"
    Person #2: "No. It has 26, idiot"
    Person #1: "Oooooh. Must've missed. U R A Q T."
    😉😉😉

    • @bonbon_1729
      @bonbon_1729 6 лет назад +9

      @@PolarFist No, I think it's supposed to say "You're a cute" or something along those lines. Though, would it sound better if it was phrased:
      "Does the alphabet have 22 letters?"
      "No, it has 26 letters."
      "Oh man, I forgot U R Q and T." (You're cute).
      I am probably not correct in what "U R A Q T" means, and I hate correcting people so who am I to judge.

    • @tashfiakamaltonisha6906
      @tashfiakamaltonisha6906 6 лет назад +41

      PolarFist It stands for you are a cutie

    • @bonbon_1729
      @bonbon_1729 6 лет назад +4

      @@tashfiakamaltonisha6906 Ah, thank you for clarifying it!

    • @xelael4204
      @xelael4204 5 лет назад +2

      I used that once, she dated me and then broke up with me

    • @vercas.1664
      @vercas.1664 5 лет назад

      I don't get it..