@@voidpickle5684 Oh yeahhh... they're definetly bad for the enviroment... not like they literally help spread pollen to give birth to new plants. And also how we take their honey for food of our own. Yeah... we DEFINETLY dont benefit from them. They're DEFINETLY bad for the enviroment... Research before you say stupid things on the internet.
Everyone who is replying hamilton: if you want to bring musicals into this :).. Dear Barry Benson, We’ve been way too out of touch. Things have been crazy and it sucks that we don’t talk that much. Thought it was funny because Barry Benson rhymes with Evan Hansen lol.
What the shit. I watched this movie so many times as a kid and I never got that until now. Also, if Barry was in fact Vanessa’s “bed bug”, he would be dead, as male bees often die after doing the deed.
@@nero1798 …Maybe that's true for some species, but in honey bees they die as a direct result of the mating process. The ejaculation is so powerful that it ruptures the endophallus, which breaks off inside the queen bee, and the drone dies shortly thereafter.
@AlphaChocolateTruffle that case was covered in legal eagle memes Also there was a colonel who committed suicide mid sentencing in international court like 5 years ago
Technically they can withdraw their stingers, we just don't give them enough time to do that. They are better at retrieving them through other insect carapaces. So technically in this universe if you pull a bee out of you after it stung you , you murdered it.
If it's about personal space, he should be given a pass for being so small. His wings could get tired and people wouldn't hear him as well as if he's in the human required distance.
Also, Vanessa can’t help sue humanity because she is a human, and is therefore included in the accused party and can’t sue due to conflict of interest.
Objection! According to all known laws of trial, there is no way that a bee should be able to sue. Its merits are too small to get its fat little lawsuit off the ground. The bee, of course, sues anyways. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Ah I get it! That last sentence is absolutely in reference to how scientists think that bees shouldn't be able to fly based on their physical attributes.
actually, no, it's a point that was brought by many black people during the sixties, and continuing to this day. The argument is that the jury represent the people who are available (which in the US means that black people faced a jury that was always majority white). Here the argument would be that the majority (that answered) where human. whether it's it's fair is a question for criminologists. the question of legality, however, is for the judge to answer. (also, having said this, I am only a student of criminology, from Australia, and certainly no lawyer.)
@@mrtoadal2866 I think this actually came up during the OJ Simpson trial process, where it was believed one of the biggest mistakes the prosecution made was the fact they filed it in LA instead of Santa Monica. This resulted in a mostly black jury instead of what would have been an almost white jury. Subsequently, in the later 2008 case, the prosecution deliberately got rid of the only two black people in the jury, believing they would be more sympathetic to his case... So, while it isn't an official problem, lawyers will definitely play into that when selecting jury members...
PJ VC Bumblebees wouldn’t be able to fly by the physics of fixed-wing aircrafts. Since bees are not fixed-winged aircrafts, the calculations those drunk mathematicians used to come to that conclusion actually have nothing to do with bees.
Wouldn’t that be more like assault-suicide? Unless the guy was allergic to bees or was stung by hundreds more bees, the lawyer’s biggest concern would be infection from leaving the stinger in. And even then, it could take days before infection even started to set in
If we played the entire bee movie every time it gets something wrong that'd be a runtime of roughly 225,000h (the movie running at ~30fps and having a runtime of 1:30h).
This movie is wrong about mosquitos too, female mosquitos drink blood to make eggs the males just drink nectar from plants. This movie is so hilarious for how wrong it is.
@@thisisme4074 A lawyer was demonstrating how the victim could have accidentally shot himself, as opposed to his client shooting him. He subsequently accidentally shot himself.
The writer of the bee movie regrets writing it. Im glad he does. The weird bee woman romance, the outrageous arguments against her fiancée supporting all lives matter INCLUDING BEES is just tip of the iceberg. I agree with giving bees a good life and i appreciate them being center of attention but wtf…
I mean, we’re subject to some EU laws regarding the internet here in the states if I’m not mistaken, and there are US internet laws that apply outside of the states.
Let's bee real here. The entire reason this movie was made, was so Dreamsworks could animate a segment involving men with guns taking down a granny drinking tea.
If the bees can sue humanity for taking their honey, therefore have rights and obligations similar to ours, couldn't humanity sue back for all the assaults bees have commited over the years?
Yeah, but then the Bees could probably argue for a whole bunch of murder trials or at least wrongful death claims, so it definitely wouldn’t be worth it.
Technically he would have, since, when a bee stings you, not only does the stinger gets pulled out (it has a barb), but also part of the abdomen AND digest tract,
The Bee dies after he stings you because basically that area full of their organs just ripped in two. As for endangerment, that actually has nothing to do with their near extinction. It's because people find Beehives in their area and destroys them, the air pollution we produce poisoning them and the urban landscape removing more and more flowers for them to use. The Bee knows stinging you kills it, so it avoids it until you provoke them enough, unless it's a hostile breed. Bumblebees for example are pretty harmless, he may check you out but he's harmless for the most part, just keep a distance from his hive, and the Hive can repopulate the lost numbers...if you let them.
Objection! The bees in Bee Movie clearly have no concept of currency. Since their entire economy is based around the production and consumption of honey, honey would be the only viable compensation they could receive.
Then they shouldn’t have sued under U.S law. Damages in a court are determined by the court and the law. Plaintiffs don’t get to decide what they will receive for compensation. I’m sure that’s an argument the bees could make, but it would probably be ignored due to the fact that they’ve already agreed to one of the United States’ civil institutions: the courts.
Well the bees are attempted top prove that the honey was stolen from them. Wouldn't a court seize stolen property? If me and a buddy went to small claims court and I said he stole my car, and he said he paid for half, but I was able to prove we never agreed to that and he never paid me, the court would demand he relinquish the car to me. The car being edible should have no bearing on that.
Search for pollen, collecting, conversion into honey. Expansion on the hive. Breeding of hive. Also searching for water and new hives as necessary if they need to swarm (relocate). So no honey isn’t the only thing. They also can consume other sucrose sources, if needing to supplement a hive, water with granulated sugar will help. Also depends on the type of bees, you’re just assuming one type, European honey bees. There’s differences, from the tiny sweat bee to big fat bumblebees, similarly named mason bees and carpenter bees, so on.
Daniel Feldsien that’s true, but then Barry would have to file under the criminal code stating that the honey was stolen and it would have to be in criminal court. On top of that, taking bees honey wasn’t illegal at the time it was taken, so this whole case is setting a new precedent. You can’t get tried with a crime retroactively so there is no way the bees would be able to get the honey back.
it's similar with ants, so it's weird that in ant and bee movies it's fairly common for the main characters to be male workers etc The males have different jobs and look significantly different (with ants this "job" is sit around in the nest and wait for the right weather conditions to leave)
The most damning argument against this lawsuit is that bees actually consent If the bees are not happy with the keeper or hive (I.E bad treatment) they can just straight up leave, also known as DIRECTLY against Barry’s claim
Overruled. None of the aforementioned puns are material facts from a legalistic point of view and therefore are not admissible in the court of a Real Lawyers video.
"Real bees are not as cute as the Bee Movie" I don't know which to be more mad over, the fact that he doesn't think bees are adorable as all heck, or the fact that he apparently thinks the bees in Bee Movie are cute
OBJECTION! At 15:38, you say that the bees have provided no evidence, despite being given ample time to, and the case could be thrown out. HOWEVER, the bees HAVE already kind of provided evidence simply by filling a lawsuit and speaking in court. This proves that they are sentient and should not bee considered chattel, which is evidence supporting the plaintiff bees.
11:40 objection! The bees have no way of recieving said financial compensation, as none of them are registered citizens, and have no banking, profiling, or other ways of keeping money
It's almost like Barry B. Benson was granted military power to enforce a global monopoly over honey, and anything related to bees. Kind of terrifying when you think about it.
You should definitely do the first incredibles movie, it has a court room scene that has a pretty interesting argument about someone being saved that didn’t want to be and getting injured while being saved
@@tricksfollies9549 You can actually get in trouble for saving someone who doesn’t want help, or at least that’s what they taught us in my first aid class. The person has to either give you permission or be unable to give you permission (like passed out) before you can help them
@@Lelmao33 That applies when you have their permission to help them or their implied permission (if they’re unconscious). The Good Samaritan law prevents you from being held accountable for negative outcomes from your attempt to help, like you saved their life but their leg had to be amputated, but it does not give you permission to help someone who doesn’t want it
Just a little fun fact about Bee Movie (2007) right here, the movie was supposed to be in live action, but after many failed attempts, Steven Spielberg had told them, "Why don't you just make it a cartoon?" True story right there.
Well of course! I imagine the legal Eagle understands this alongside all of us. The writers needed to take some creative liberty to make An interesting movie
Observation: the defendant in the court case could have been allergic to bees. If so, he could have died shortly after being stung, meaning that the bee "lawyer" who stung him could've committed manslaughter.
Not possible. That can't be a real sting because male bees don't have stingers. Also, only wasps have straight stingers, bees have barbed stingers (hence they die when they sting, because the stingers get stuck and the bee is forced to tear its insides apart). So either Adam is a transsexual wasp or the stinger was fake.
Could you react to the Spongebob Squarepants episode, "Krabs v Plankton." The episode where Plankton fakes an injury to sue Krabs for his Krabby Patty formula?
A lot of times you watch that scene in law school just to see how he’s able to captivate the entire audience and command the room. It’s one unbroken shot and it’s done near flawlessly. He’s probably already watched that scene a hundred times.
13:29 "One of the reasons we have a legal system in the first place is so that we don't have to rely on violence to solve our problems" I don't think Matthew Murdock ever quite got that message
For my entire life up until now I've been wondering: "was the court scene in the Bee Movie accurate?" This video is proof that god exists and answers our prayers
James McCormick 3) most smokers nowadays are harmless to bees, the way it works is that the smoke makes the bees unable to communicate (because of the way they communicate look it up cause I can’t remember how they communicate) thus making them more calm and a lot less aggressive.
17:07 So you’re just not gonna mention that A, the woman smacked the bee smoker on the juror’s desk and B, the -plaintiff- defence attorney drugged every bee in the courtroom? The latter seems like a pretty good case for assault.
@@weebandgaminginc.7593 would the plaintiffs get in trouble for bringing a loaded smoke gun into the court room since it is essentially a weapon to bees
@@megabladechronicles962 I don’t think so. People bring murder weapons into court during murder trials. And it would probably not be harmful if you knew how to use it
So if the humans take it, by your logic they're stealing the bees' money and not giving them any goods or services in return. edit: wrong they're! sorry!
@@galiette6645 I'm not really following what you're saying. - Not really sure why you're saying "but" here. If you're saying what I think you're saying, I think our comments are mutually compatible. - "they need to provide them living" which they is which? Also, "Living" what? "Provide a living"? "Provide living honey"? "Provide living bees"? - The humans give the bees some kind of service? What service would that be?
Objection - at 8:26 you claim that "you don't get to fly straight from counsel table directly to the ledge in front of the jury" There are no explicit laws about flight in the courtroom! .......right?
3:24 In this shot the address of the court is 52 Chambers St. BUT this is the address of the tweed courthouse and the hq for the NYC Department of Education. Mean while the New York Supreme Court is on 60 Centre Street (New York City)
@@TheDanielradio Because our system is not *of the people and the bees, by the people and the bees, for the people and the bees.* The bees are coming into a people court sueing the people by our own people laws.
Does it even have citizenship? It's born here, but what's the line for living things? Is it any animal that doesn't migrate out of the country? Is it pets and livestock? If so, what defines a pet?
I love how you've turned "the bailiff will tackle you" into a meme, and with all the other jokes/memes on top of a competent, entertaining legal argument being posited.
Crowbars2 I think this meme is actually important though because I’ll bet some people are afraid to testify for fear of getting an angry lawyer berating them on cross-examination. For Example: rape victims.
From what I've seen, it's often in insurance cases. Insurance companies love not having to pay so will often include "acts of god" as something they won't cover. Therefore they sue god, but are really just trying to get the insurance company to pay out. If you can't get compensation from god, then the insurance company can't deny you on that grounds.
I know one guy who tried to sue God because he thought God was responsible for bad stuff that happened in humanity, like Tornadoes. Of course it didn't work because God doesn't have a fixed address.
So perhaps they should bring this to a federal court. They can do so if there is diversity of citizenship and the matter in question is above a statutory amount, which is $75,000, I believe.
Objection: not all bees produce honey, so that's further evidence to how Barry is unable to represent ALL bees
Honey bees aren’t even good for the environment. Other bees do way better and honey bees are literally bad for the environment.
@@voidpickle5684 Oh yeahhh... they're definetly bad for the enviroment... not like they literally help spread pollen to give birth to new plants. And also how we take their honey for food of our own. Yeah... we DEFINETLY dont benefit from them. They're DEFINETLY bad for the enviroment... Research before you say stupid things on the internet.
@the saar it’s because they are invasive species.
@@voidpickle5684 wtf? where's your sources?
@@voidpickle5684 i don't have siri :/
“Hey, where is my lawyer?”
“Sorry he can’t be here.
“Why?”
“He’s legally analyzing the Bee Movie.”
Ah okay, thank you for letting me know
Get your education, don't forget from whence you came
And the world is gonna know your name
What's your name, man?
He can't BEE here.
"Understandable, have a great day"
Everyone who is replying hamilton: if you want to bring musicals into this :)..
Dear Barry Benson,
We’ve been way too out of touch. Things have been crazy and it sucks that we don’t talk that much. Thought it was funny because Barry Benson rhymes with Evan Hansen lol.
I love how he says, “you don’t get to fly to the jury” like it’s an option for just the normal lawyers to fly around the court room.
I mean it is an option....court rooms are full of jetpacks
Lmfao I thought the same thing 😂🤣
*Proceeds to levitate around the court*
Jetpack lawyers are becoming a real problem.
Wasn't there that one joke or meme about a nasty, blood sucking insect and a mosquito?
I am haunted to this day by the John Goodman lawyer asking Barry if he was Vennessa’s “bed bug”
What the shit. I watched this movie so many times as a kid and I never got that until now. Also, if Barry was in fact Vanessa’s “bed bug”, he would be dead, as male bees often die after doing the deed.
I AM TOO. THANK YOU FOR SAYING IT OUTLOUD
@@ablancer3582 actually the reason why they die is because the other bees see them as outcasts after they full filled their purpose
*Vanessa
@@nero1798 …Maybe that's true for some species, but in honey bees they die as a direct result of the mating process. The ejaculation is so powerful that it ruptures the endophallus, which breaks off inside the queen bee, and the drone dies shortly thereafter.
"Did that bee just commit suicide?"
Killing yourself mid-trial is pretty poor form.
"Did that bee just commit suicide?"
Killing yourself mid-trial is pretty poor form.
@AlphaChocolateTruffle that case was covered in legal eagle memes
Also there was a colonel who committed suicide mid sentencing in international court like 5 years ago
worked pretty well for clement vallandigham
@AlphaChocolateTruffle look it up cant find anything
Technically they can withdraw their stingers, we just don't give them enough time to do that. They are better at retrieving them through other insect carapaces. So technically in this universe if you pull a bee out of you after it stung you , you murdered it.
I've never seen someone look so serious watching the Bee movie
Ikr? He can't be human!
2 comments on a 300+ liked comment?
@@tfw8729 Of course he's not human, he's a lawyer.
@@HattedGamer01 LegalEagle deadpan: I take offense to that.
Peteee777 it is a very serious film after all.
"You don't get to fly directly from the council table to the ledge in front of the jury" A rule often enforced in court. Those pesky flying lawyers...
PESKY PLUMBER.
Lol 😄
Don't fly into the well. The bailiff will tackle you.
The bailiff will swat you.
If it's about personal space, he should be given a pass for being so small. His wings could get tired and people wouldn't hear him as well as if he's in the human required distance.
Also, Vanessa can’t help sue humanity because she is a human, and is therefore included in the accused party and can’t sue due to conflict of interest.
Objection! According to all known laws of trial, there is no way that a bee should be able to sue. Its merits are too small to get its fat little lawsuit off the ground. The bee, of course, sues anyways. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Oh that's clever. The language reminds me a lot of Douglas Adams too.
@mommymode1985 Damn, that river has a lot to sue about. How many people do you think was inside that river with out consent!?
Dam good comment
Ah I get it! That last sentence is absolutely in reference to how scientists think that bees shouldn't be able to fly based on their physical attributes.
Braedon Olsen It’s an altered version of the opening lines of Bee Movie-in the movie, it’s about their ability to fly.
The way he nonchalantly explains the legal issues with suing God is hilarious
The bees are suing humans, not God.
Shane Vance In the beginning before he started talking about the bee lawsuit he was trying to compare using God as a comparative to suing mankind.
@@nubslayerex Yeah, I know that now.
GTA and Apple channel No. It was a comparison to Humans sueing god.
But couldnt you send the notice to a church? God's house, right? Lol.
(Preferably a mega church)
*Objection* : Since the judge and jurors are human isn’t there technically a conflict of interest, or whatever the legal term is?
Well they ended up suing the five food companies so it wouldn’t matter anymore
That's actually a great point
actually, no, it's a point that was brought by many black people during the sixties, and continuing to this day. The argument is that the jury represent the people who are available (which in the US means that black people faced a jury that was always majority white). Here the argument would be that the majority (that answered) where human. whether it's it's fair is a question for criminologists. the question of legality, however, is for the judge to answer. (also, having said this, I am only a student of criminology, from Australia, and certainly no lawyer.)
derMemory yeah, Eve Cornwell (the girl who did a cola with him in his most recent vid) mentioned this in her review of the movie
@@mrtoadal2866 I think this actually came up during the OJ Simpson trial process, where it was believed one of the biggest mistakes the prosecution made was the fact they filed it in LA instead of Santa Monica. This resulted in a mostly black jury instead of what would have been an almost white jury. Subsequently, in the later 2008 case, the prosecution deliberately got rid of the only two black people in the jury, believing they would be more sympathetic to his case...
So, while it isn't an official problem, lawyers will definitely play into that when selecting jury members...
I like how he’s saying “you can’t sue the entire human race” and then goes on to explain why they can’t, it made me laugh so hard
Oh we just found a channel that will never be copystriked...
Bee*
The algorithm is so bad that we can't even be sure for that.
agreed (with the exception of Disney. That wouldn't be nice)
@TheSmithersy Can I get a citation? I would love to read how that story went! I heavily dislike corporate entities like fox on this site.
lul srsly?
"You don't get to fly straight from counsel table to the jury."
Lawyers with makeshift wings: dammit
“But I had found a workaround!!”
theres gonna be that one that has a hang-glider
Gargoylawyers: SON OF A-
Baliff
Hi 👌
Objection: bees wouldn’t have the lung power to speak to a full court room.
overruled: bumblebees shouldn't be able to fly yet they do. let's not bring biological limits into the review
Wait do bees have lungs? Don't they just have spinacles?
@@bezretmet according to which law?
PJ VC
Bumblebees wouldn’t be able to fly by the physics of fixed-wing aircrafts. Since bees are not fixed-winged aircrafts, the calculations those drunk mathematicians used to come to that conclusion actually have nothing to do with bees.
Bees don’t have lungs
“Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, there’s no trickery here. I am just an ordinary bee.”
A hilarious sentence out of context
I am pretty sure that Barry's friend attacking the dude could be considered an attempted murder-suicide
I-
Wouldn’t that be more like assault-suicide? Unless the guy was allergic to bees or was stung by hundreds more bees, the lawyer’s biggest concern would be infection from leaving the stinger in. And even then, it could take days before infection even started to set in
Sir, we call that 'Terrorism'
Did the guy say he was allergic? If not, that's just assault & battery.
He made a big deal of it hurting immediately after. Less fear for his life and more overacting to a sting.
This movie is about bees and law. This movie gets everything wrong about two things: bees and law.
The best summary of the Bee Movie ever
"the bee movie but everytime it sucks is the bee movie"
It was never meant to be right ;)
Did you know, the bee movie shouldn't flourish, because its about
If we played the entire bee movie every time it gets something wrong that'd be a runtime of roughly 225,000h (the movie running at ~30fps and having a runtime of 1:30h).
OBJECTION! Vanessa is human, therefore creating a conflict of interest.
Also she’s committing another crime: Beestality
@Alastair Valyocsik Doesn't that mean everyone is dead?
@Colby Fletcher yep, that’s the idea.
Alastair Valyocsik how? Its a question
Yes, but she's a human beeing. Totally acceptable!
4:46 I never realized how genuinely angry Adam looked when glaring at Barry for his buzzing joke. 😂
That's hilarious lool
I never noticed that before either!
You can see him utter, "what the..."
@seashellgarden2227 he was about to whisper wtf in a kids movie 😂
He didn’t see the end where the mosquito calls lawyers “blood sucking Parasite with a brief case.”
😂😂😂😂 this movie is still hilarious
Yeah, I watched this whole video, waiting for him to make a comment about that one line. He never commented on the best joke in the movie.
Maybe he agrees 😂
This movie is wrong about mosquitos too, female mosquitos drink blood to make eggs the males just drink nectar from plants. This movie is so hilarious for how wrong it is.
@@mrterrific2323 this movie is weird af
“Didn’t that bee just commit suicide?”
What a strange thing to do in a court room.
A case was won when a lawyer accidentally did that’
@@Stickiestboi what I need that story
@@thisisme4074 A lawyer was demonstrating how the victim could have accidentally shot himself, as opposed to his client shooting him. He subsequently accidentally shot himself.
Bee: I'm MAD!
Also Bee: *Dies*
@@octodaddy877 that's one committed lawyer
My friend: I am studying law and have almost graduated.
Me: I watched legaleagle once
alternatve: i love legally blonde
So funny.
Friend: you still don’t get to be a lawyer dude
Ememby: but I should be
Rift sticks gang
The writer of the bee movie regrets writing it. Im glad he does. The weird bee woman romance, the outrageous arguments against her fiancée supporting all lives matter INCLUDING BEES is just tip of the iceberg. I agree with giving bees a good life and i appreciate them being center of attention but wtf…
He's the star too.
this movie is what you get from typing some dumb shit into chatgpt
Jerry Seinfeld has a lot to regret tbh
I think he only mentioned regretting the romance subplot
I'm glad he does. I mean, Vanessa dumped her bf for a bee. A BEE!
Don’t forget that it was settled in a US court. Because of this, it will not take effect everywhere in the world and therefore not all bees are freed
I mean according to all pf the American movies we're the only ones in the world.
America could use diplomatic and economic force to get this internationally accepted like it did with drugs and copyright.
I mean, we’re subject to some EU laws regarding the internet here in the states if I’m not mistaken, and there are US internet laws that apply outside of the states.
Also vanessa is part of the human race so she is technically sueing herself
Uno Reverse Card on herself
Real bruh moment
But you can't even sue the human race in the first place.
There was a guy who sued himself before
Objection: conflict of interests . . . ?
Let's bee real here. The entire reason this movie was made, was so Dreamsworks could animate a segment involving men with guns taking down a granny drinking tea.
Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Not so fun fact: She says "I can't breathe" during that scene
@@WingsOfElysium yeh that aged like curdled milk
And to make a scene where they shoot Winnie the Pooh with a tranquilizer gun.
That "Slaves for the white man" line too🤣🤣🤣
"The Bailiff will tackle you" is my new favorite all purpose, end of every sentence punchline.
I was really worried you were gonna give it a 'B' just for the pun
Since a B is above average, doing that might be pushing it a bit
More puns!
@@something709 you really think so, honey?
I haven’t finished the video at the time of writing this, but he should have given it a B for Buzz Off!
I’m so glad you give Bee movie a B for legal realism instead of an F was just a pun. 😂
Imagine spongebob’s court being more realistic than the bee movie’s court
It's because sponge bob is superior
Ice Cream i didn’t know spongebob was from California
Corporal Cadet That’s just hilarious to me after watching that. 😂
I can because spongebob isn’t hot garbage like the bee movie 🤣
it probably is
BTW a human is helping sue humanity, aka she is suing herself
And the jury.
Just like the guy who sued himself after a boomerang hit him
@@ShDynasty_Comma_To_The_Top
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@@lordvampire9947 That actually happened?
"Oooh a ticta- *thunk* OWWWWWW who- MY BOOMERANG HIT *MEEEEEE?!* HOW DARE IT?! I'M GONNA SUE MYSELF!"
Vanessa is a bit delusional.
“I was already a blood sucking parasite, all I needed was a briefcase” was probably the most accurate line in the entire movie! 😂
My favorite line: “I was already a bloodsucking parasite, all I need was a briefcase.”
Me too
Same
a classic
LOL
Same
If the bees can sue humanity for taking their honey, therefore have rights and obligations similar to ours, couldn't humanity sue back for all the assaults bees have commited over the years?
Holy shit you're right
Humans can sue right back for assaults? Well shit.
Yeah, but then the Bees could probably argue for a whole bunch of murder trials or at least wrongful death claims, so it definitely wouldn’t be worth it.
Not to mention the willful murder/suicides inflicted against people with bee allergies.
@@tomriddle6812 I’m just here bc I love your name
bees don't live years, that's why trial had to move this fast
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@@Zechariah_Mathieson1871 nice
Nice
Usually, trials end in a matter of weeks. If lucky, a few days. I've never seen a trial that went for a year and more.
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I love she said “I’m helping him sue the human race” so casually.
"You don't get to _fly_ straight from council table" I laughed hard
SensualCream would the bailiff swat you in that case?
“Did that bee just commit suicide?”
And sexual assault, considering that anatomically, a bee's stinger is a modified ovipositor.
It's more of a kamikaze attack tbh.
@@stephenlee1664 Hero players fear and love this word
Technically he would have, since, when a bee stings you, not only does the stinger gets pulled out (it has a barb), but also part of the abdomen AND digest tract,
technically if you allow the bee to pull out the stinger it can survive but he lost it completely so RIP
Objection! This video should've been sponsored by honey
Ha
Stowaway // Diaconus 😂
@@thegoober3896 don't sub to PewDiePie unless you enjoy the content he makes. Why would I subscribe to someone who hasn't earned my subscription?
Yes
OBJECTION!! The objection was made by a non-lawyer!!!!
I love how when bensen made the joke of buzzing instead of speaking the bee next to him looked at him like “is this mother buzzer serious”
"Did that bee just commit suicide?" -LegalEagle, 2019
@Brian Griffin The Really Bad Impersonator Or they are too damn easy to step on
😂😂😂
@OkActually if you are bitten, stung or otherwise have venom taken into your body then that's called envenomation. So no, it's still venom.
The Bee dies after he stings you because basically that area full of their organs just ripped in two.
As for endangerment, that actually has nothing to do with their near extinction. It's because people find Beehives in their area and destroys them, the air pollution we produce poisoning them and the urban landscape removing more and more flowers for them to use.
The Bee knows stinging you kills it, so it avoids it until you provoke them enough, unless it's a hostile breed. Bumblebees for example are pretty harmless, he may check you out but he's harmless for the most part, just keep a distance from his hive, and the Hive can repopulate the lost numbers...if you let them.
Objection! The bees in Bee Movie clearly have no concept of currency. Since their entire economy is based around the production and consumption of honey, honey would be the only viable compensation they could receive.
Daniel Feldsien Damn.
Then they shouldn’t have sued under U.S law. Damages in a court are determined by the court and the law. Plaintiffs don’t get to decide what they will receive for compensation. I’m sure that’s an argument the bees could make, but it would probably be ignored due to the fact that they’ve already agreed to one of the United States’ civil institutions: the courts.
Well the bees are attempted top prove that the honey was stolen from them. Wouldn't a court seize stolen property? If me and a buddy went to small claims court and I said he stole my car, and he said he paid for half, but I was able to prove we never agreed to that and he never paid me, the court would demand he relinquish the car to me.
The car being edible should have no bearing on that.
Search for pollen, collecting, conversion into honey. Expansion on the hive. Breeding of hive. Also searching for water and new hives as necessary if they need to swarm (relocate). So no honey isn’t the only thing. They also can consume other sucrose sources, if needing to supplement a hive, water with granulated sugar will help. Also depends on the type of bees, you’re just assuming one type, European honey bees. There’s differences, from the tiny sweat bee to big fat bumblebees, similarly named mason bees and carpenter bees, so on.
Daniel Feldsien that’s true, but then Barry would have to file under the criminal code stating that the honey was stolen and it would have to be in criminal court. On top of that, taking bees honey wasn’t illegal at the time it was taken, so this whole case is setting a new precedent. You can’t get tried with a crime retroactively so there is no way the bees would be able to get the honey back.
Objection: Male bees are called Drones and don’t have stingers. They hardly fly and wouldn’t ever really be seen outside of the hive
Huh, that was actually entertaining you two. Well done.
Conclusion: every single male bee depicted in this film is trans
trans bees lets go
@Curly-n-Girly The main human character and hero was a female dude, chill out
it's similar with ants, so it's weird that in ant and bee movies it's fairly common for the main characters to be male workers etc
The males have different jobs and look significantly different (with ants this "job" is sit around in the nest and wait for the right weather conditions to leave)
Even if you could sue the entire humanity and Vanessa would be a lawyer... she is a human. Can you sue and be part of the sued?
He's suing five large corporations
"Again you don't get to fly directly from the table to...." *_YOU DON'T GET TO FLY IN COURT AT ALL!!!_*
*frowns as I land my helicopter in the witness stand*
I've never heard of any rules on flight in a court room, please elaborate because this is interesting
Bett
What if I'm suing a hoverboard company in the future though?
I am genuinely confused by this, is there a actual law against *_FLIGHT IN A COURT_*
Its past midnight, I have a test tomorrow, and I don't even want to be a lawyer.
bee*
This comment though
Hope your test went well
My tests on Friday went well, only failed the first two and passed the third.
and I don't even want to be a historian!
Someone pulled the fire alarm in the middle of it and it took like an hour for the firefighters to search the school. I'm taking it tomorrow now
You can almost see him decending into madness.
No more 69 likes
Hehehe...
kinda like Ken
I feel like Phoenix Wright did a bit of a bigger number on him.
2:17, or 2:43 when he laughs to himself is the true beginning of his descent, imo.
The beginning looks like he wants to die before he even hears the first word
The most damning argument against this lawsuit is that bees actually consent
If the bees are not happy with the keeper or hive (I.E bad treatment) they can just straight up leave, also known as DIRECTLY against Barry’s claim
"I will sue the entire human race."
So that includes all the judges and attorneys.
BP Lup boi
And the Florist helping him
BP Lup and literally anyone they could put on the jury
They'll get hammered.
Objection: Bees can’t talk.
U sure? They just might be too quiet lol
Not that you know of
Knightway Agh! Bamboozled!
Overruled
FUKIN TERRIBLE MOVIE
5 HUMILIATING Mistakes in the Bee Movie when?
I object to Legal Eagle missing all the bee puns such as the female bees with beehive haircuts and the male bees with buzz cuts.
Overruled. None of the aforementioned puns are material facts from a legalistic point of view and therefore are not admissible in the court of a Real Lawyers video.
@@MijmerMopper damn
Overruled,irrelevant for the case
@@mos8048 it's a movie review, the puns are where the buzz is at.
Overruled, irrelevant to the case. Take this seriously or you will bee held in contempt of court.
I bet in the future people are gonna say ' *This did not age well..* '
I love the fact that he literally took the time to explain why God can’t be party to a lawsuit 😂
Shorter:
Its GOD! Literally
GOD!
There.
There is no god
@@tonycee1670 yes there is, you are just stupid
Xercali I suppose that mean that you have proof right? Only someone stupid would say something without having proof
I wonder if that means that death does not exist either
Wait......
the judge suddenly Made her verdict in a jury trial
mr jellybean ooofff
O wow just realized that lmao
I watched this when I was really young and I was like Meh thats how court works and me now is just like bih wut
🤔
mr jellybean
Why is your profile picture a plumbus
"Real bees are not as cute as the Bee Movie"
I don't know which to be more mad over, the fact that he doesn't think bees are adorable as all heck, or the fact that he apparently thinks the bees in Bee Movie are cute
Yes
Yes
Both
Yes
REAL LIFE BEES ARE FLUFFY AS HELL AND HAVE BIG ADORABLE EYES WTH
OBJECTION! At 15:38, you say that the bees have provided no evidence, despite being given ample time to, and the case could be thrown out. HOWEVER, the bees HAVE already kind of provided evidence simply by filling a lawsuit and speaking in court. This proves that they are sentient and should not bee considered chattel, which is evidence supporting the plaintiff bees.
11:40 objection! The bees have no way of recieving said financial compensation, as none of them are registered citizens, and have no banking, profiling, or other ways of keeping money
"Is that that same bee?"
"Yes it is~"
"I'm helping him sue the human race."
"Wha?"
My exact reaction
I can’t... the tilde is perfect
ken is a beacon of sanity in a movie where the world is insane
Me too 😂
WHY DOES YOGURT NIGHT HAVE TO BE SO DIFFICULT?!?!
Im that guy like whaaaa
"Did that bee just commit suicide?"
I just died... 😂
no you didn’t, but adam almost did
Him too
I thought your pfp was mr krabs covered in plants, lol
@@PuppeteerGaming I thought that too, till’ I clicked the pfp😅
The "Ray Liotta honey" was the funniest part of that movie
It's almost like Barry B. Benson was granted military power to enforce a global monopoly over honey, and anything related to bees. Kind of terrifying when you think about it.
Terrifying? Or a Libertarian paradise?
@@edwardtjbrown1979 monopolies don't really sit well with the libertarians, I think. :P
@@martinmortyry7444 ....liberarians love a good private sector monopoly.
You should definitely do the first incredibles movie, it has a court room scene that has a pretty interesting argument about someone being saved that didn’t want to be and getting injured while being saved
Oo, I second this!
Even as kid, I was confused by that scene. I feel like that they wouldn’t charge Mr. Incredible with serious crimes like that in a real life court.
@@tricksfollies9549 You can actually get in trouble for saving someone who doesn’t want help, or at least that’s what they taught us in my first aid class. The person has to either give you permission or be unable to give you permission (like passed out) before you can help them
@@kirstinmccarty8920
What about The good samaritian law
@@Lelmao33 That applies when you have their permission to help them or their implied permission (if they’re unconscious). The Good Samaritan law prevents you from being held accountable for negative outcomes from your attempt to help, like you saved their life but their leg had to be amputated, but it does not give you permission to help someone who doesn’t want it
Could you talk about the sokovia accords from the Marvel movies?
Someone please get this man more likes
Yes. It would be worth mentioning the comic-book source (Civil War crossover) legislation and how it compares
amazing
Isn't that more of a politician's field?
Stasys Čhepulis is there a full version of the accords?
Just a little fun fact about Bee Movie (2007) right here, the movie was supposed to be in live action, but after many failed attempts, Steven Spielberg had told them, "Why don't you just make it a cartoon?"
True story right there.
The Bee Movie is not accurate because it is an improved version of reality .
Well of course! I imagine the legal Eagle understands this alongside all of us.
The writers needed to take some creative liberty to make An interesting movie
Very niceu Caesar-Chan
The Unusual Stranger you’re mum a bee
It is a parallel universe where everything is perfect
Perfectly balanced. As all things should be.
Male bees don’t have stingers, which is the only thing I can say relating to this
Much like A Bug's Life and Finding Nemo, this is actually one of the first cartoons to star a transgender protagonist.
@@jaschabull2365 and Ratatouille!
@@StrabbyStrabby
I didn't know rats were sexually dimorphic... enlighten me.
TheProfProfessor who said he was a make bee
Humans: *create legal systems *
Bees:*sues humanity*
Humans: you weren’t supposed to do that.
No, fhis isn't how you're supposed to play the game
Observation: the defendant in the court case could have been allergic to bees. If so, he could have died shortly after being stung, meaning that the bee "lawyer" who stung him could've committed manslaughter.
Not possible. That can't be a real sting because male bees don't have stingers. Also, only wasps have straight stingers, bees have barbed stingers (hence they die when they sting, because the stingers get stuck and the bee is forced to tear its insides apart). So either Adam is a transsexual wasp or the stinger was fake.
I read the title as "Real Bee Reacts to Bee Movie"
SMERSMER
Shit I want to see that now
New video idea: "Bee movie reacts to bee movie"
I don't need sleep. I need answers.
As opposed to a fake bee?
Real bee be like, “Bizz. Bizzzzzzzzzz.”
Could you react to the Spongebob Squarepants episode, "Krabs v Plankton." The episode where Plankton fakes an injury to sue Krabs for his Krabby Patty formula?
I was just thinking about this.
Definitely!
And then maybe also the scene in Cars where Lightning McQueen goes to court after he accidentally wrecks the road.
I'd like to see that!
Or the Fairly Oddparents' season 8 special "Timmy's Secret Wish", where Timmy is prosecuted in Fairy World for his law breaking wish.
You should totally do the court scene from To Kill A Mockingbird.
Cyrus Lewis
Hell yeah.
A lot of times you watch that scene in law school just to see how he’s able to captivate the entire audience and command the room. It’s one unbroken shot and it’s done near flawlessly. He’s probably already watched that scene a hundred times.
I mean it's a good scene but I don't really see a lot of humour material.
he needs to study bird law before that
Well, he done A Time To Kill which is pretty close
13:29 "One of the reasons we have a legal system in the first place is so that we don't have to rely on violence to solve our problems" I don't think Matthew Murdock ever quite got that message
"Real bees are not as cute as the Bee Movie"
OBJECTION! Real bees are cuter because they are small and mostly covered in fuzz
Real bees are muuuuuch more cuter than the bees in the movie, they're just-so Kyoot when looked up close
I'd rather not get close enough to a bee to validate that statement
Sustained
Objection, I have a irrational fear of bees
They are like 50% fuzzbutt
For my entire life up until now I've been wondering: "was the court scene in the Bee Movie accurate?"
This video is proof that god exists and answers our prayers
Good, now lets sue God.
Cause reasons xD
If God exists, can I sue him?
If God exists then he owes me so much in damages 😂😂
Kristian Pagan haha nope
Emily Pyles bruh
Objection: Bees can be lawyers they just need to bee licensed lawyers.
Lol
*loads the gun*
@@TheeM15 Say goodbye
Get out.
Love it
"Again, you don't get to *fly* directly to the jury"
I kind of knew that.
Two more things:
1) Slamming the smoker on the judges ‘desk’ would not get a positive reaction
2) That evidence was in no way properly presented
What’s that supposed to mean
@@Jackferrett6781 the bee rushed at the door and then the florist pointed the smoking gun to the judge maybe?
Evidence has to be bagged and tagged and made sure to follow the correct chain of custody before it can be presented.
James McCormick 3) most smokers nowadays are harmless to bees, the way it works is that the smoke makes the bees unable to communicate (because of the way they communicate look it up cause I can’t remember how they communicate) thus making them more calm and a lot less aggressive.
True, very true.
Real Lawyer Reacts to Bee Movie, but every time the word "bee" is said, the entire OJ simpson case plays.
@Always Here I appreciate that you actually did the math on this one.
Math 100
"Real bees are not as cute as The Bee Movie"
Objection: They're cuter
Sustained! Just look at their fuzzy bee bodies.
Sustained. You're absolutely right.
fuzzy bee butts > cgi jerry seinfeld
Wait, the bee movie had bees in it? Are you talking about those horror monsters that are in every scene?
YES I love bees!!! They are super cute.
I love how at 9:02 he's just dead trying to explain what's going on in such an outlandish scenario.
Vanessa: *Helps Barry sue the Human Race*
Also Vanessa when the flowers start dying: *Proceeds to blame Barry for all the flowers dying*
That always made me so mad as a kid.
Huh, never thought about that
theres also a billion other pollinators besides bees too, like butterflies/birds/beetles/flies/bats etc. so that plot point made no sense
@@lxmesoda
None of the plot made sense..
Male bees don't even have stingers ;-;
@@lxmesodaNothing about this movie makes sense. I even hated this movie as a kid because of how insultingly stupid the script is.
17:07 So you’re just not gonna mention that A, the woman smacked the bee smoker on the juror’s desk and B, the -plaintiff- defence attorney drugged every bee in the courtroom? The latter seems like a pretty good case for assault.
That is the defense attorney, not the plaintiff.
Actually it would be armed assault. And there would be a heck of a mistrial declared.
@@tanline6662 My bad.
@@weebandgaminginc.7593 would the plaintiffs get in trouble for bringing a loaded smoke gun into the court room since it is essentially a weapon to bees
@@megabladechronicles962 I don’t think so. People bring murder weapons into court during murder trials. And it would probably not be harmful if you knew how to use it
18:31 Objection! Honey _is_ the bees’ financial compensation, since it’s their currency.
So if the humans take it, by your logic they're stealing the bees' money and not giving them any goods or services in return.
edit: wrong they're! sorry!
@@ArcanineEspeon But if the humans wants bees to produce honey, they need to provide them living, so they give them some kind of service.
@@galiette6645 I'm not really following what you're saying.
- Not really sure why you're saying "but" here. If you're saying what I think you're saying, I think our comments are mutually compatible.
- "they need to provide them living" which they is which? Also, "Living" what? "Provide a living"? "Provide living honey"? "Provide living bees"?
- The humans give the bees some kind of service? What service would that be?
@@ArcanineEspeon when saying Living, I meant - they need to keep them alive, provide home etc.
@@ArcanineEspeon and i said „but” as a reply to your comment xD
I mean in my country it’s normal to say that
9:03 one of my favorite parts when Devin's like "Um, ok...how do I address this?"
People in 1982: we're gonna have flying cars in 2019!
2019: Real Lawyer reacts to Bee Movie
And
I saw weirder things this year.
DeepEye1994 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
we have flying cars, its called a plane
@@devilshooter126m8 objection planes existed in 1982 and cars are vechiles that are legal drive with other vechiles on a road
In fairness I’d like to see the bailiff try to tackle a bee
Same
100 likes I agree with u 100%
Definitely
Bug net
Objection: you're just a representative of big honey and you're just convoluting the laws to prevent another lawsuit!
big honey? More like T H I C C H O N E Y
Objection! Assumes facts not in evidence.
Good one Sean
Overruled
Court: brings in a jury
Judge: decides the case without consulting the jury.
“You don’t get to fly to the jury”
Ah shit that was my plan for my future lawyer career
He is about to end your lawyer's whole car-... Oh wait. He already have done it. Geez... this guy is good.
I read the description.
"Should humans bee afraid of getting stung by this lawsuit?"
Kudos. Kudos.
Objection - at 8:26 you claim that "you don't get to fly straight from counsel table directly to the ledge in front of the jury"
There are no explicit laws about flight in the courtroom!
.......right?
@Jimmie Toyne no u
There are now
I read that as it happened
Well...
According to all known laws of aviation...
3:24 In this shot the address of the court is 52 Chambers St. BUT this is the address of the tweed courthouse and the hq for the NYC Department of Education. Mean while the New York Supreme Court is on 60 Centre Street (New York City)
OBJECTION!
A jury of all humans does not appear to be a jury of peers to the bees.
I would think that if you sue someone who lives in another country, in their court, that the jury would be people of that country.
But wouldn’t that be a biased jury as well if their was a jury of only people from that persons country?
@@Gredddfe But there are many bees in the country, so why would you talk about countries/geography?
@@TheDanielradio Because our system is not *of the people and the bees, by the people and the bees, for the people and the bees.* The bees are coming into a people court sueing the people by our own people laws.
Does it even have citizenship? It's born here, but what's the line for living things? Is it any animal that doesn't migrate out of the country? Is it pets and livestock? If so, what defines a pet?
I love how you've turned "the bailiff will tackle you" into a meme, and with all the other jokes/memes on top of a competent, entertaining legal argument being posited.
Crowbars2 I think this meme is actually important though because I’ll bet some people are afraid to testify for fear of getting an angry lawyer berating them on cross-examination. For Example: rape victims.
I actually started saying that when I see a court scene and the lawyer walks into the well :D
BREAKING NEWS: BEE COURT CASE ENDS IN MISTRIAL. "THE BEAR SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME," SAYS BESON.
I lol'd
13:34 can we not ignore that male bees (drones) have no venomous stingers?
Imagine your client calling you like
Hey... I want to sue god
So you get the default, be a lawyer who beat God, and get your fee up front for that case.
From what I've seen, it's often in insurance cases. Insurance companies love not having to pay so will often include "acts of god" as something they won't cover. Therefore they sue god, but are really just trying to get the insurance company to pay out. If you can't get compensation from god, then the insurance company can't deny you on that grounds.
I'd be like "Didn't I tell you to stop snacking up edibles. Also for the LAST time I'm not a lawyer. I just played one in a TV show."
I know one guy who tried to sue God because he thought God was responsible for bad stuff that happened in humanity, like Tornadoes. Of course it didn't work because God doesn't have a fixed address.
Hey, whatever pays the bills
Objection: The supreme court of New York only has jurisdiction for bees within the state of New York
They should sue the humans at the International Court of Justice
Impressive, very nice
be careful.
So perhaps they should bring this to a federal court. They can do so if there is diversity of citizenship and the matter in question is above a statutory amount, which is $75,000, I believe.
Ricky Boii Ah, but the US will not recognize its decision, as it has signed, but not ratified, the treaty establishing the ICC.
Objection!!! They said the bear helped them willingly which means he put on an act in court and lied to the court.
Overruled. He was not under oath.
Vincent from over the hedge would have killed those bees with no guilt.
how dare
@@CharybdisStyx objection to your overrule, that was a cut in between those scenes so we dont actually know that they took an oath or not.
Montana Gardiner he was overBEARing.
You said conciousness with animals and then I remembered the whole case of TED 2. Did you already review that? That would be so interesting!