I feel disappointed that the credits say Appearing: Graham Stark, Paul Sanders, Paul Sanders, Paul Sanders, Paul Sanders, Paul Sanders, Paul Sanders etc
For just a $5 a month donation on the LLR Patreon, you can provide food, shelter and work for 3.2 Pauls. Without your donations, many Americans will have to do the low-paying god-awful jobs that Mexicans did once President Trump boots them out. Don't let an American take out your trash or cook you questionable street food, get a Paul clone to do it. Donate Now!
Hi, from the future. Oh, no. They didn't get rid of the Paul clones. They're kept in the basement of the Moonbase. It's why they kept moving. The steady supply of Paul clones has allowed LRR to expand the way they have. You can tell it's a clone from the original, as the clones all grew beards in explicatively. Come to think of it, I haven't seen shorn face Paul in quite some time. Maybe we need someone to look into that?
Clearly they should just use their stable wormhole conduit to the argon mines of Thelios V to dump the excess gold, which they would obviously have a permit for.
I have a perfectly good understanding of exponential growth, good sir. What you seem to lack, on the other hand, is a sense of humour, for indeed I was making a joke. One told two years in the past, for that matter.
Gentlemen may I assure you that while staggeringly fast loans’s name is highly similar to staggeringly fast movers they are in no way shape or form related to each other and therefore do not have access to any wormholes either company may or may not have Also sfl is in no way related to sfm’s parent company “staggeringly slow teleporters “
what i love about LRR's sense of humour, is they start out really slow, and kinda like a build up for something funny, just little not all that funny chuckles. Then they they slam you with a comedy climax, but it still remains dry witted.
Lorien vArden Lol but if you had an unending stream of gold, then gold would become utterly worthless. Not to mention you'd be crushed unless you were Scrooge McDuck.
***** If the access to gold is regulated by natural or artificial scarcity and there is a demand - yes, gold has a real value. Currencies have value based on the issuing authorities. Financial derivates and a staggering amount of stocks are not backed up by any value whatsoever as opposed to stocks backed by real industrial or commercial assetts (realwirtschaft in german)
nothing much would happen. Gold would become worthless but our economy is no longer based on gold so in the end corporations and states would just lose a lot of money. but if everyone does, no one hurts.
Everyone seems to be realizing the economic problems this would create. but no one seems to understand how big of a problem an exponentially increasing amount of humans would be.
I have watched this sketch so many times in the past, But it was only today I noticed that the CRA accountant was handed a gold bar as she was speaking. Excellent Detail!
You know, if you crosslink a pair of thermodynamic dimension reciprocators over the aperture of the Higgs Boson prism, then you can feedback the particle stream into a 12th power waveform matrix, giving you controllable levels of output by shunting excess matter into a dynamically created sub-universe. This may, however, cause slight amounts of singularity generation within the device, potentially sucking the entire solar system into a supermassive black hole, so do be careful.
well this sounds totally find and can't possibly back fire in any way possible. Also you should try something else like staggeringly fast mail order brides -because you start cloning them -or you could do staggeringly fast livestock -solve the worlds food problems
There matter generator is actually an infinite mana generator. He said it was alien technology so it must have been phyrexian alter that combo'd out with doubling season.
I was kind of hoping the credits would read Graham Stark Paul Saunders Paul Saunders Paul Saunders Paul Saunders Paul Saunders Paul Saunders Paul Saunders Paul Saunders Paul Saunders Paul Saunders Paul Saunders Paul Saunders Paul Saunders Paul Saunders Paul Saunders Paul Saunders with Kathleen DeVere and Paul Saunders
Fun fact: when the Spanish first started bringing back gold and silver from the Americas, the inflation caused by the sudden influx of wealth was devastating.
On the down side, gold would become worthless. Upside dramatic decreases in semi conductor prices. So inflation minded investors switch to bit coins and everyone wins.
***** "getting in late" is a bit of a misnomer because the bit coin will still have some innate value once the bubble pops, namely as an efficient means of trade. This type of innate value is not to be underestimated as it was the key element that made gold so important during the mercantile age. Because of this, it wouldn't be an unwise investment to get into after the bubble pops, especially in a speculative sci-fi world where gold can be infinitely replicated.
Article II of the Outer Space Treaty, 1967: "Outer space, including the moon and other celestial bodies, is not subject to national appropriation by claim of sovereignty, by means of use or occupation, or by any other means." What does that have to do with an alien matter replicator?
Someone needs to get on writing the LRR campaign setting. I've already got like 3 adventure ideas between this, the Warriors, gypsy curses and the hot sauce thing.
"Outer space, including the moon and other celestial bodies, is not subject to national appropriation by claim of sovereignty, by means of use or occupation, or by any other means."? What does that have to do with alien matter replication tech?
Hey! Someone finally got it right. Paper currency isn't money. Gold is. And if there was all of a sudden an infinite amount of gold in existance, then gold would be worthless and we would switch to a different metal.
Gold is actually a pretty useful metal, even if it becomes common and loses its worth. Therefore I welcome this new economic venture of yours and shall be by shortly to pick up some gold. I intent to rewire my entire place with blingtastic conductors.
You guys need to get in touch with God, he'd love a sweet deal on sidewalk paving bricks. Offer to trade an infinite sub-dimension you'd use for storage, for whatever gold he needs to get heaven finished up before ArMEGAddon later this year.
Funny and informative skit. Our economy (USA's among other nations) collapsed because of irresponsible lending practices by our major banks and the irresponsibility of the loan recipient. Chase had no business giving a 5,000$ limit credit card to a minimum wage earner with no credit history.
My only question is how they interpret "Outer space, including the moon and other celestial bodies, is not subject to national appropriation by claim of sovereignty, by means of use or occupation, or by any other means." to mean that they can legally create matter with a transporter?
Paul should have been credited a couple dozen more times.
Or if you wanna go for concise credits, make it;
Paul Saunders (x25)
How does one credit clones?
At first, I thought this said "Staggeringly Fast Lions" and then I was disappointed.
Staggeringly Fast Loins
I feel disappointed that the credits say Appearing: Graham Stark, Paul Sanders, Paul Sanders, Paul Sanders, Paul Sanders, Paul Sanders, Paul Sanders etc
That would indeed be funnier.
Also bonus for off-screen ball throwing.
+IndyX don't say *
I was confused.
+IndyX The credits do, however, completely forget that Kathleen was also in this one. (:
It's not mentioning James either.
While many of them are out of a job, I'm glad to see that at least SOME Paul clones got a job hosting LoadingReadyLive.
For just a $5 a month donation on the LLR Patreon, you can provide food, shelter and work for 3.2 Pauls. Without your donations, many Americans will have to do the low-paying god-awful jobs that Mexicans did once President Trump boots them out. Don't let an American take out your trash or cook you questionable street food, get a Paul clone to do it. Donate Now!
Hi, from the future. Oh, no. They didn't get rid of the Paul clones. They're kept in the basement of the Moonbase. It's why they kept moving. The steady supply of Paul clones has allowed LRR to expand the way they have. You can tell it's a clone from the original, as the clones all grew beards in explicatively. Come to think of it, I haven't seen shorn face Paul in quite some time. Maybe we need someone to look into that?
Clearly they should just use their stable wormhole conduit to the argon mines of Thelios V to dump the excess gold, which they would obviously have a permit for.
you my good sir, have no understanding of exponential growth.
I have a perfectly good understanding of exponential growth, good sir. What you seem to lack, on the other hand, is a sense of humour, for indeed I was making a joke. One told two years in the past, for that matter.
Gentlemen may I assure you that while staggeringly fast loans’s name is highly similar to staggeringly fast movers they are in no way shape or form related to each other and therefore do not have access to any wormholes either company may or may not have
Also sfl is in no way related to sfm’s parent company “staggeringly slow teleporters “
Staggeringly Fast Loans would then be able to leverage the Staggeringly Large Hole in Thelios V to store gold!
For a bit anyway.
So glad RUclips randomly recommended this since that must mean the algorithm has rediscovered your videos, right? Nature is healing!!
So...which one of you two played Kathleen?
don't forget james
I'm sure a couple Pauls filled the roles nicely.
If these people ever want to change offices I know a moving company they might want to look into...
I really love this sketch. It’s so creative and the execution is so simple.
Would they approve my personal loan so I could get a tier one modern deck?
There's only so much gold in the world, sorry.
kainhighwind2 Unless they have a matter replicater machine, buts thats just ridiculous, right?
what i love about LRR's sense of humour, is they start out really slow, and kinda like a build up for something funny, just little not all that funny chuckles. Then they they slam you with a comedy climax, but it still remains dry witted.
Jonathan Burton
Please, for the love of god, don't say "they slam you with a comedy climax".
We've been over this.
lol
Ancient gold
Would this place be able to give me a small loan of a million dollars?
+Randy Buxsel Easy, they gave me 3.56 billion dollars to pay off my friends hospital bill.....
In New York, that’s not really a huge loan. Not enough to build a building.
Sounds legit, who needs a functional economy anyway?
Yes - because an economy thats running on debt and made up values is far more functional then one backed by gold...
Lorien vArden Lol but if you had an unending stream of gold, then gold would become utterly worthless. Not to mention you'd be crushed unless you were Scrooge McDuck.
*****
If the access to gold is regulated by natural or artificial scarcity and there is a demand - yes, gold has a real value. Currencies have value based on the issuing authorities. Financial derivates and a staggering amount of stocks are not backed up by any value whatsoever as opposed to stocks backed by real industrial or commercial assetts (realwirtschaft in german)
On that day Paul became the Minions from Despicable Me.
There is a group of fangirls out there that just splooshed at the idea of infinite pauls.
Are they called the Paulinas?
*slams desk
Out.
“Splooshed”
6 years ago? Is it to late to ask for another in the staggeringly fast series?
Now offering free oranges. Come take as many oranges as you like. Please come, they are everywhere...OH GOD NO....
Wow, such smooth faces, I barely recognized Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, James, or Paul.
And thus, the entire human system of economy was ruined forever.
Bit-coin.
Too late. It was ruined around when 90% of the world's wealth only exists electronically.
That's funny, I thought that happened when corporate deregulation started shuffling all the money upwards...
nothing much would happen. Gold would become worthless but our economy is no longer based on gold so in the end corporations and states would just lose a lot of money. but if everyone does, no one hurts.
***** 1929 disagrees...
Everyone seems to be realizing the economic problems this would create. but no one seems to understand how big of a problem an exponentially increasing amount of humans would be.
I'm glad to see that the "Staggeringly fast" team is branching out into new business. Harvey must be quite the spokesman.
I have watched this sketch so many times in the past, But it was only today I noticed that the CRA accountant was handed a gold bar as she was speaking. Excellent Detail!
And she picked it up with one hand, with no apparent effort. How strong is she?
www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/loadingreadyrun/5048-Suspiciously-Good-Movers HA, I found it! I was trying to remember what this reminded me of.
You know, if you crosslink a pair of thermodynamic dimension reciprocators over the aperture of the Higgs Boson prism, then you can feedback the particle stream into a 12th power waveform matrix, giving you controllable levels of output by shunting excess matter into a dynamically created sub-universe. This may, however, cause slight amounts of singularity generation within the device, potentially sucking the entire solar system into a supermassive black hole, so do be careful.
Or in the language of star trek the next generation script, "You know, TECH TECH, this may, however, TECH, so be careful."
…OR SO THEY SAY
Jari Komppa Forgot the square brackets.
Aw... They forgot to say what address to go to... :-(
well this sounds totally find and can't possibly back fire in any way possible. Also you should try something else like staggeringly fast mail order brides -because you start cloning them -or you could do staggeringly fast livestock -solve the worlds food problems
There matter generator is actually an infinite mana generator. He said it was alien technology so it must have been phyrexian alter that combo'd out with doubling season.
I was kind of hoping the credits would read
Graham Stark
Paul Saunders
Paul Saunders
Paul Saunders
Paul Saunders
Paul Saunders
Paul Saunders
Paul Saunders
Paul Saunders
Paul Saunders
Paul Saunders
Paul Saunders
Paul Saunders
Paul Saunders
Paul Saunders
Paul Saunders
Paul Saunders
with Kathleen DeVere
and Paul Saunders
Fun fact: when the Spanish first started bringing back gold and silver from the Americas, the inflation caused by the sudden influx of wealth was devastating.
I´ll take 50 of those plz ^^
Fifty gold bars or fifty Pauls?
@@DXKramer yes
On the down side, gold would become worthless. Upside dramatic decreases in semi conductor prices. So inflation minded investors switch to bit coins and everyone wins.
***** "getting in late" is a bit of a misnomer because the bit coin will still have some innate value once the bubble pops, namely as an efficient means of trade. This type of innate value is not to be underestimated as it was the key element that made gold so important during the mercantile age. Because of this, it wouldn't be an unwise investment to get into after the bubble pops, especially in a speculative sci-fi world where gold can be infinitely replicated.
Article II of the Outer Space Treaty, 1967: "Outer space, including the moon and other celestial bodies, is not subject to national appropriation by claim of sovereignty, by means of use or occupation, or by any other means."
What does that have to do with an alien matter replicator?
It means that the government can't take away their non-existent teleporter and their matter replicator that isn't real.
It means that space is a neutral entity, and therefore a matter replicator from space is also not subject to earth laws? I guess???
As with any treaty, you have to read between the lines. It's more about what's not being said.
Dave Barrack It's like jazz then? 😂
if only Cash Converters worked like this, I'd be able to retire 😀
I'll pay $3000 for Paul clone #28
I take 5 bars for Paul #30
When I’m in my 40’s, this is where I want to be
Oh god. Paul army returns. What was the name of the last one? Will this be a trilogy?
Someone needs to get on writing the LRR campaign setting. I've already got like 3 adventure ideas between this, the Warriors, gypsy curses and the hot sauce thing.
Heeheehee! Staggeringly fast movers is one of my favourite LRR sketches, and now you've cloned it with much better lighting. :D:D:D
What was the kickstarter for then?! I feel ripped off now!
Rather than gold, can I have my own Paul?
OOoooh OOoh Oooh, Can I apply for a loan please!!! I need to borrow a Million pounds.... to cover stuff and things till pay day.
like a million pounds the currency or a literal million pounds of gold?
Six of One, Half a dozen of the other really. Either option would work fine ;)
Appearing in the credits is missing Kathleen and James
And Paul. And Paul and Paul and Paul...
But can it . . . replicate pizza?
"Yes."
God tier.
It always makes my day when Paul looks into the camera at the end...
I love this and the video about the staggeringly fast moving company.
why does it say that on the sign?!
thats a lot of baseball hats
I was expecting the credits to list "Graham Stark" "Paul Saunders" "Paul Saunders" "Paul Saunders" "Paul Saunders" "Paul Saunders" etc!
The spiderverse looks different than I remember.
I like the one with his hat on backwards
Need to be able to like this again. Especially after seeing the loading time for it
I know that they probably didn't pay the bills, but I really miss the sketch comedy.
I really could do with one of these right now. I think most of us could.
"Outer space, including the moon and other celestial bodies, is not
subject to national appropriation by claim of sovereignty, by means of
use or occupation, or by any other means."? What does that have to do with alien matter replication tech?
+Freelancer4tehwin making money is illegal, making money in space is fine though
It also means that any government cannot claim any alien tech that they obviously do not possess.
This one is inspired. It is awesome. You might even say, it's "golden." **dodges barrage of rotten tomatoes**
I love Glod
Great, great. Uhm... 100 million should do, for now. Thanks.
Oooh! I've been waiting for ages for a sequel to Suspiciously fast movers for ages. This is awesome :)
This calls for a road trip to where ever this business is, I will assume Victoria, Canada.
Thought Dick Turpin Highwayman Was Dead
HA, he called gold "money".
It is...but it's not. Fiat is theft.
Credits should have read: Graham, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul....
Hey! Someone finally got it right. Paper currency isn't money. Gold is.
And if there was all of a sudden an infinite amount of gold in existance, then gold would be worthless and we would switch to a different metal.
Are you sure you don't have Matter replication technology?
Awesome! Now they can rent as many limos as they want!
Why not just buy one :S
Lumpyrox Think you missed the joke... That was a reference...
Gold is actually a pretty useful metal, even if it becomes common and loses its worth. Therefore I welcome this new economic venture of yours and shall be by shortly to pick up some gold. I intent to rewire my entire place with blingtastic conductors.
I finally figured it out. Paul must have gone to the Muppet School of the Arts to develop his acting style. Well at least one of him did.
I think they cut off too much Kathleen's Gold bar
The ad for a pay day loan company before THIS video was almost too much.
what is the song in the background you already used it in an older vid but I just can not find the song...
I think they should make a follow up video to this one where they crater the world gold market...
google banner ad that show up: Get the medical loan you need. Srsly Google?
Suspiciously specific denial.
You guys need to get in touch with God, he'd love a sweet deal on sidewalk paving bricks.
Offer to trade an infinite sub-dimension you'd use for storage, for whatever gold he needs to get heaven finished up before ArMEGAddon later this year.
For those of you who haven't seen or don't remember ArMEGAddon: loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/414/ArMEGAddon
Heeeeeey, those guys look familiar...
Kathleen....you looked at the script/card during your bit, not the camera. Was that on purpose?
I just understood it to be the financial report she was commenting on.
+m33p That'd be the case, too. they use a tablet for their script in situations like this.
+sonsofsparda22 It's a joke on her being bought out. They gave her gold to read a script. In this cannon she isn't an actress.
Oh my goodness this is the first time I listened and heard the “fwoosh” noise at the end
Well now we know why Paul is always at the moonbase.
Some quality technobable there
You just wanted to do this one so you could wear more hats. o.o
Yeah, i'd like to get some money :3
Found it. Loved it. Shared it.
Kat was in video but not in credits
This is one of the cleverest sketches you guys have done in a while. Bravo!
where do i sign up for the money?
Assuming you had a teleporter, even though I understand that you do not, why would you keep it on the same floor as your office complex??
SO MANY PAULS, ITS AMAZING
All the Hats! All of them!
Funny and informative skit. Our economy (USA's among other nations) collapsed because of irresponsible lending practices by our major banks and the irresponsibility of the loan recipient. Chase had no business giving a 5,000$ limit credit card to a minimum wage earner with no credit history.
where can i get me some :D
On no the Pauls !
My only question is how they interpret "Outer space, including the moon and other celestial bodies, is not subject to national appropriation by claim of sovereignty, by means of use or occupation, or by any other means." to mean that they can legally create matter with a transporter?
Oh dude, what a pitiful production this must have been.
They even had to reuse one and the same guy to play as all the clones.
;-P
expo 86 ftw!
I feel like the Staggeringly Fast Service Providers are being irresponsible in MANY ways... but they DO create a damn good clone army of Paul, so...
Yeah but he's Paul... o.o
A responsible payday loan company would have created a clone army of Andy.
If they were truly irresponsible, they would've made a clone army of Beej.
I know it's been two years, but they did make a clone army of Beej.
Seems legit.
Seems legit
Seems legit.
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