Dino Stan's finally showing his true colors, he's actually torturing himself for achievments nobody bothered to take in years as a front for promoting his throat singing career Now *this*, is podracing
7:24 it boots the 30% cavalry buff and another thing but i forgot what for permanent 10% cavalry buff, if you are close to settling down take the buff but if you’re a reasonable person who will stay nomad don’t take it
So I've watched a few of your videos now and I'm entirely convinced you made this channel for the sole purpose of flexing on everyone that you can do Mongolian Throat Singing.
*You* razed the *kingdom of Bavaria* ... As the *Mongols* ... Therefore OPB never existed. Well done brother, you have avenged us mujahideen cowboys. This truly is a perfect world
Did you see the Eu4 1.30 update? Austria was totally broken (even a bad player could unify the hre before the protestants appear)! It have been patched, but it's possible to come back to the version. Will you go back and try it?
We are starting to get there king pls do it PS: King I provide you with information bribe, you can create 8 clans/just be at the clan limit and then you don't need to give out land to avoid minor clan rebellions, and the small beta clans can't get enough prestige or soldiers to overthrow you
Yeah so this achievement is infinitely easier if you forge the Macabre Banquet bloodline for killing 30 people that gives national unrest for embalming prisoners, you never have province rebels since it gives enough unrest to make wrong religion wrong culture bonuses fully cancel out. Also use the Nomad North Korea exploit to give yourself the most land, and never upgrade the building in your capital that increases population, and don’t raze buildings (too much unrest to be worthwhile when you can just hand out the baronies and get vassals that give tax but can’t rebel, just don’t ever try to open your vassal tab, you will tend to have issues once you have a few hundred or a thousand or more direct baron vassals). You want to keep your population cap low so you can repeatedly spam the invasion CB.
@@Dino_Stan it’s stupidly broken as nomads, if you have 9 one-province clan vassals you can’t ever have a minor clan rebellion so you can just keep every other province for yourself. You’ll want to make sure none of them borders each other so they can’t fight. I learned about it after the One Proud Bavarian Horse MP, it’s how the eventual winner was able to beat me by less than 5 provinces.
You have simply out done yourself. Not only have you defeated the HRE and France, but you also made a tuvian mixtape of Dixeland and poor quality early 2000’s new metal. 10/10 I need a shower
6:14 *mongolian throat singing*
Cut my empire into pieces, this is my Tengri Horse
Subjugation, no feeling,
This is the Fall of Lisbon
"Xue hua piao piao bei feng xiao xiao"
- Some chinese ruler before being invaded by vast amounts of *HORSE*
why dont i understand this fucking meme the meme came from my country what am i doing
Finally, a Dino Stan video dedicated to me
Epic style
About fucking time
Dino Stan's finally showing his true colors, he's actually torturing himself for achievments nobody bothered to take in years as a front for promoting his throat singing career
Now *this*, is podracing
This was my most painful achievement yet
@@Dino_Stan then you haven't tried the "white hun" achievment, which really encapsulates the meaning of "SUFFER ME NOW"
Everybody gansta til the french start throat singing
Khan of Khans? More like *CHAD OF CHADS!*
That's right
@@Dino_Stan You fool you have fallen right into my trap ! VICTORIA 2 WHEN?!
There’s basically no lakes in the plains though? Chad means lake.
@@polskipolak1129
O no
@@Dino_Stan
Take the reverse uno card now!!
this is a metacommentary on the current state of the mongol nomadic farmers
Yes
finally the years of throat singing has made conquest so easy
It goes hand n hand
Hmmm I wonder if there'll be throat singing in this one
Hmmmmmm
Do stan of stans
Oh yeah
You know what would be even more emotion inducing? The Aladdin achievement.
No please stop no
"Hello France, It is i, your neighbour Germany!"
That one got me
The mad lad did it
(Wipes away tears)
....and its beautiful
Horse man goes "Aooga"
When the De Jure Empires map mode causes you to actually groan in disgust
It's painful
The video hasn't even started and I can already hear the throat singing.
Oh wait the video has already started and I'm not disappointed!!!!
I gotta keep up my game
7:24 it boots the 30% cavalry buff and another thing but i forgot what for permanent 10% cavalry buff, if you are close to settling down take the buff but if you’re a reasonable person who will stay nomad don’t take it
Thanks for the info, it's kinda funny tho how nomads are just so op it's usually good to never settle
My Boy threw in a Vector joke, thats mad props right there.
They keep getting all my homies
if Dino Stan was a real historical leader. His ways would be unique and unpredictable but appreciated.
Id just wanna be cool enough to be someone's profile picture on discord
your realm shattering apart is just groundhog day ck2 edition
Yeahhhhhhh lmao
This achievement made me want to end my free trial of living! You brave and foolish man.
IT'S PAIN
The misadventures of Shrek in the Confederate Mongol Empire
Absolutely epic throat singing
Thanks
Didn't know I needed Dixie in throat singing till now
It's wholesome
Hey man, been subbed since you has 80 subs and I'm impressed how far you have come, congrats!
Great video as always!
Ayy man thanks. The channel has come far from it's humble beginnings.
Bro we need throat singing compilation
My future sound cloud
The horse homies now have all the grass land to graze on
I remember when E Lee conquered the steppe.
Never forget
10 minutes again, sucked into the void. Great video!
Thanks king
He‘s a madman „Sack everything, even the GameStop“
Nothing will be spared
So I've watched a few of your videos now and I'm entirely convinced you made this channel for the sole purpose of flexing on everyone that you can do Mongolian Throat Singing.
Funny story I actually devolved my throat singing I think a year or two into the channel.
@@Dino_Stan I can't wait to hear how it will sound in the next 2 years then. It will probably just be you screaming in the deepest voice you can go.
Xue hua piao piao would be proud of you, Dino stan
There's no chinese man emoji, I'm revolted
This is SAD!
*You* razed the *kingdom of Bavaria* ... As the *Mongols* ... Therefore OPB never existed. Well done brother, you have avenged us mujahideen cowboys. This truly is a perfect world
We circumvented our discord bans
I’ve been waiting for this one! Turn it up!
LET'S GO
8:35 made me laugh so much i thought i was gonna puke
Wholesome
Dino, you are a true worshipper of the sky god tengri, peace be with you
Peace be with you
Are they going to give you a pre test of ck3?! You are easily the best ck2 youtuber
Also play *victoria 2*
No idea if they'll let me touch ck3 early lmao
Oh yeah, the great horse wars. I remember those. All the heretics started to believe in the tales of Dogman after that.
The fucking dog man heretics
Never stop throat singing king
Will try
When you want to do world conquest, except no
I swear bro the only achievement more annoying than Khan of Khans is Persistent survivor and SPQR
At least I have spqr now
Alas me LeBron pushed You this far im grateful for your videos
Based lebron
Did you see the Eu4 1.30 update? Austria was totally broken (even a bad player could unify the hre before the protestants appear)! It have been patched, but it's possible to come back to the version. Will you go back and try it?
I'd have to do it in multiplayer. Might try it with some boys.
I'am starting to watch these video just to see your throat singi'g improving.
At this rate, i can expect an album drop very soon
The Mongolian journey
I still think he needs to make a song with The HU
Collab if all goes well
wtf is a Geedis Khorne and why his empire so damn big?
He just a painter
@@Dino_Stan That got rejected in Viena's art school...
Damn horse wars sound fun ngl
Wholesome
You may not like it but this is peak mongolia
Love you ❤
Thank
ME TOO WTF
Chad of Chads right here
I’m actually grindin my Mongol campaign for that achievement for a week now lmao
It's really tedious
@@Dino_Stan fax, so much clicking
@@Dino_Stan update... so my mongol game 9 months ago failed and cucked my mongol title to an Indian one.. so now I start again 😈🥴💯
@@xboi1227 bro left me hanging for 9 months, but I believe in you.
Angry Khan man Throat sings his way around Europe and the Middle East
Very good quality mate 👌
Thanks mate
Always good to listen to the throat singing
The Virgin Templar vs the Chad Mongol Throat Singer
He has the voice of god
Thanks king
How's no one talking about throat singing Dixie?
It's cursed thats why
Finally a dedicated horse Boys video
OOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOAAAAA GLORY TO THE KHAN CONNOR MCGREGOR
9:08 I love how you furious shout
Real emotion
ALL OF EUROPE SHALL FEAR THE THROAT SINGING OF THE GODS
I saw the thumbnail and I am READY KING
Genghis trynna be Bob Ross gone wrong.
Gone sexual
1:33 This is the funneist shit I've heard in months. Just gonna leave this here for myself.
It's a blessing and a curse
1:48 and you wonder why OPB kicked you out from his discord server....
Lmao I wanna come back
Dino Stan must be a sadist to want to play as Nomads even more
It hurts but feels good
im here just for the throat singing
Finally some good fucking content in 2020
finally recommendations are great
Epic
do a full cover of ave maria
you lasted 0.01 miliseconds before throat singing
NEW RECORD!
Wholesome 100 🤗🤗🤗
Oh boi
This is one WIDE Mongolia
Is Cumania something like Wrestlemania?
Because I sure hope so!
I wanna believe
We are starting to get there king pls do it
PS: King I provide you with information bribe, you can create 8 clans/just be at the clan limit and then you don't need to give out land to avoid minor clan rebellions, and the small beta clans can't get enough prestige or soldiers to overthrow you
Soooooon
@@Dino_Stan thank you caliph I am sorry for calling you king like a qafir and by the way do you castrate the janissaries yourself?
Cheese.
Dixieland throat singing, never thought I'd ever hear that in my miserable life, not complainin tho
The small things go along way
Is Horse Hut like pizza hut but for horses?
Yeah that's what I wanna think
Dino stan throat singing compilation when???
Good question
Nice
This guy just loves dixie
Waffle house culture
10 mins? My dude getting that sweet ad money!
My earned 8 dollars
i love your videos
i just do
Thanks king
YES
yo he sounds just like tankfish
*Crying*
I love one proud bavarian!
Now this is epic
ah yes scotland and ireland famous medival fortress of wester culture against mongols
They are at the mercy of tengri
Is is a pretty weird OPB achievement run...
He do be wilding
Yeah so this achievement is infinitely easier if you forge the Macabre Banquet bloodline for killing 30 people that gives national unrest for embalming prisoners, you never have province rebels since it gives enough unrest to make wrong religion wrong culture bonuses fully cancel out. Also use the Nomad North Korea exploit to give yourself the most land, and never upgrade the building in your capital that increases population, and don’t raze buildings (too much unrest to be worthwhile when you can just hand out the baronies and get vassals that give tax but can’t rebel, just don’t ever try to open your vassal tab, you will tend to have issues once you have a few hundred or a thousand or more direct baron vassals). You want to keep your population cap low so you can repeatedly spam the invasion CB.
I've always wanted to try going north korea mode but never attempted it
@@Dino_Stan it’s stupidly broken as nomads, if you have 9 one-province clan vassals you can’t ever have a minor clan rebellion so you can just keep every other province for yourself. You’ll want to make sure none of them borders each other so they can’t fight. I learned about it after the One Proud Bavarian Horse MP, it’s how the eventual winner was able to beat me by less than 5 provinces.
Holy crap! What rules do you play with???
Falco fan club let's go
Still waiting for Johnny Rebel throat singing on only fans.
Oh lord
those borders hurts my eyes
It's pain in visual form
You have simply out done yourself. Not only have you defeated the HRE and France, but you also made a tuvian mixtape of Dixeland and poor quality early 2000’s new metal.
10/10
I need a shower
We all need a shower
can you do a tutorial on how to throat sing
I have a small one on my Instagram
Did you start singing papa roach? Last resort was it?
Yeah lmao
Ngl bro, you probably could get hella popular if you started your own throat singing band.
Maybe in the future lmao
Dino Stan I would listen to you if you did. You're super good, Dino. XD You're comparable to a band like the Hu.
Have you played Byzantium?
Yeah but they have dumb laws now