Star Trek: Bridge Crew - Featuring Nerdcubed and Mattophobia

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  • Опубликовано: 23 янв 2025

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  • @KurosakiYukigo
    @KurosakiYukigo 7 лет назад +515

    Dan being serious is ironically the most hilarious thing I've ever seen.

    • @tadeoelias512
      @tadeoelias512 3 года назад

      You probably dont give a damn but does anybody know of a tool to log back into an instagram account..?
      I somehow forgot my account password. I appreciate any assistance you can offer me

    • @quinnciqwothers1975
      @quinnciqwothers1975 3 года назад

      @@tadeoelias512 If you forgot your password then reset it

  • @Atiklyar
    @Atiklyar 7 лет назад +504

    So many war-torn universes in which Jon plays against expectations and tries to be friendly and diplomatic.
    Then, in Star Trek of all settings, he becomes a sociopath wanting to blow up the first thing he sees.

    • @Topo842
      @Topo842 7 лет назад +21

      That was EVIL JON

    • @HiAndHello-w9l
      @HiAndHello-w9l 7 лет назад +30

      don't you know? He's warlike when he's a pacifist and peaceful when he's warlike

    • @RufusOmega
      @RufusOmega 7 лет назад +3

      +Topo842 So, the same one as usual, then?

    • @midnightstarfall8166
      @midnightstarfall8166 7 лет назад +24

      Peace breeds War and War breeds Peace.
      Jon is just a more literal example of this.

    • @PaulZeroSolis
      @PaulZeroSolis 7 лет назад +8

      Jon: The Politician equivalent of War.

  • @Ethonoris
    @Ethonoris 7 лет назад +167

    I love how Nerdcubed is the Vulcan Navigation officer who is too posh and pretentious to deal with the captains shit.

  • @42apples72
    @42apples72 7 лет назад +497

    "Did anybody know I was a woman" Jon-2017

    • @Xenoun
      @Xenoun 7 лет назад +31

      If Jon was a woman he (she?) would be the last to find out.

    • @bardasphocas6901
      @bardasphocas6901 7 лет назад +22

      More of his poor perception.

    • @baley7
      @baley7 7 лет назад +6

      42 Apples he is an egg box than must have not rendered properly

    • @RainaThrownAway
      @RainaThrownAway 4 года назад +3

      Me, also circa 2017.

    • @kazmark_gl8652
      @kazmark_gl8652 4 года назад +1

      @@RainaThrownAway nice

  • @questram1924
    @questram1924 7 лет назад +177

    "Klingon bird detected, it's going to attack the Kobayashi Maru. What do we do?"
    "...wait, are *they* in the neutral zone?"
    "Yes, Captain."
    "Well fine, they started it! [Initiates Red Alert] Go! Go! Go!"
    Haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

    • @MarkPeckham
      @MarkPeckham Год назад +1

      Who negotiated this treaty???

  • @gaminreasons8941
    @gaminreasons8941 7 лет назад +133

    Dan: The voice of reason and the guy who will probably be the scapegoat for when things go horribly wrong.
    Jon: The guy who got the job despite not meeting any of the qualifications.
    Matt: The guy who is only here because the higher ups think PR is more important that practicality.

  • @dem0nfr0g39
    @dem0nfr0g39 7 лет назад +185

    "I am pressing buttons right this second Mr. Cubed and I find it quite stimulating.." I lost it

    • @SyfTheNoodleDragon
      @SyfTheNoodleDragon 7 лет назад +6

      Jeff C I literally read this just as he said it

    • @Ashencrowe
      @Ashencrowe 7 лет назад +3

      Oh, gods, so did I. I can even see the finger movements. I think I need a shower.... a shower with a LOT of bleach.

    • @chronosschiron
      @chronosschiron 6 лет назад +2

      lol this should get made a actual series

  • @britpoint7022
    @britpoint7022 7 лет назад +360

    49591? "Officers attending the annual Starfleet Christmas Ball must ensure their underwear colour matches that of their dress uniform?" I agree that any failure to do so would constitute a fashion disaster, Mr. Cubed, but how exactly does it pertain to the situation at hand?

    • @Mr_Fridayy
      @Mr_Fridayy 7 лет назад +39

      Thank you Kryten

    • @pahman3070
      @pahman3070 7 лет назад +8

      Britpoint is that an actual regulation?

    • @BlackStar2161
      @BlackStar2161 7 лет назад +46

      It's a joke from Red Dwarf - one of the characters loved quoting regulations, but could never quote the right one.

    • @williamharris7795
      @williamharris7795 7 лет назад +4

      Yep XD

    • @m6tleja
      @m6tleja 7 лет назад +22

      Step up to red alert.
      Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb.

  • @ManyATrueNerd
    @ManyATrueNerd  7 лет назад +801

    Fair warning - this video contains more swearing than you might be used to on this channel...

    • @minscandboo9749
      @minscandboo9749 7 лет назад +19

      Many A True Nerd After todays stream it's not too surprising...

    • @BootlessLizard
      @BootlessLizard 7 лет назад +8

      Many A True Nerd do more. I command you

    • @radrush_mx957
      @radrush_mx957 7 лет назад +15

      Did the other two record their perspectives, I really want to see that XD

    • @theoneduckson2312
      @theoneduckson2312 7 лет назад +9

      more then the time you named the foot penis sector. the pornhub links spammed at Claire, the #sexthe____

    • @reececowell6642
      @reececowell6642 7 лет назад +9

      You mentioned Matt's name in the title so its heavily implied

  • @detjen6403
    @detjen6403 7 лет назад +57

    I like how nerd cubed managed to sound like Alan Rickman several times in the game, and imagined him having to deal with these yahoos.

  • @bigscaryguy13
    @bigscaryguy13 7 лет назад +126

    This is the best Star Trek show since Next Generation. There needs to be more of this.

    • @alexsr2841
      @alexsr2841 7 лет назад +12

      7 more seasons of this, please.

    • @filrut
      @filrut 7 лет назад +8

      Make it so

    • @caracaes
      @caracaes 7 лет назад +3

      Alex SR six seasons and a movie

  • @ariesdemiurge
    @ariesdemiurge 7 лет назад +76

    ... did Dan and Jon switch brains? I usually expect Dan to be the one going on a genocidal rampage.

    • @zafranorbian757
      @zafranorbian757 7 лет назад +8

      hankmillenium2000 Did you forget he is Evil Jon, the guy whos goal on a regular basis is to kill everything?

  • @tomydude11
    @tomydude11 7 лет назад +49

    Jon saved more people in the kobayashi maru than Tennant did in Pompeii, I'd say that's a job well done

  • @jtphr33ky
    @jtphr33ky 7 лет назад +39

    LOL "What's a warp core"" - next cut Dan has his head in his hands....

  • @B_Skizzle
    @B_Skizzle 7 лет назад +58

    I absolutely love how sassy Dan was during this video.

  • @tonyfallon2102
    @tonyfallon2102 7 лет назад +24

    "Who negotiated that treaty" This is brilliant. Lots more please

  • @JinTrixx5291
    @JinTrixx5291 7 лет назад +26

    Jon: 'I've been Jon'
    Dan: 'I've been depressed'
    Matt: ISNT THERE
    I laughed way to hard at this

  • @robert.1674
    @robert.1674 7 лет назад +136

    *hears intro
    *wipes tear

  • @illusiveman7471
    @illusiveman7471 7 лет назад +505

    WE NEED MORE OF THIS JON

    • @ManyATrueNerd
      @ManyATrueNerd  7 лет назад +51

      Well lucky there's more tomorrow then :D

    • @illusiveman7471
      @illusiveman7471 7 лет назад +8

      Many A True Nerd Splendid

    • @whatisthis-uw9ok
      @whatisthis-uw9ok 7 лет назад +9

      kick starter to send Jon into space?

    • @tpd6027
      @tpd6027 7 лет назад +2

      cerberus

    • @tpd6027
      @tpd6027 7 лет назад

      how is the influx of subs working for you

  • @roryorr7404
    @roryorr7404 7 лет назад +252

    This has got to be one of the best videos I've ever seen.

    • @whatisthis-uw9ok
      @whatisthis-uw9ok 7 лет назад +5

      I agree

    • @robertlehto4667
      @robertlehto4667 7 лет назад +5

      Yeah of the many others who did this game, this is easily the best.

    • @5Andysalive
      @5Andysalive 7 лет назад +2

      the yogscast guys did rude hand gestures half the time. But the same missions. And no woman....

    • @relja5196
      @relja5196 7 лет назад +5

      I love this constellation of Jon, Dan and Matt 🔥

    • @Ashencrowe
      @Ashencrowe 7 лет назад +4

      Did Dan and Matt think for one minute that Jon was going to behave himself for even a moment as Captain? They played the straight guys to Jon's madcap so very, well.

  • @JoshuaKevinPerry
    @JoshuaKevinPerry 7 лет назад +114

    Well, that's not fair, the Soviets and Russians have been to space. And depending on who you ask, the ancient Egyptians.

    • @1967sluggy
      @1967sluggy 7 лет назад +8

      Joshua Perry And if you ask some other crazies, that's where the Jews came from!

    • @millenniumhandandshrimp2610
      @millenniumhandandshrimp2610 6 лет назад +2

      I believe technically fruit flies were actually first in space.

    • @DogOfKrondor
      @DogOfKrondor 6 лет назад

      Gilgamesh went to space before all of them.

    • @RRW359
      @RRW359 4 года назад

      Kree, Jaffa!

  • @mihaitoni4016
    @mihaitoni4016 7 лет назад +31

    "There might be Klingon's clinging on to the right now".... Jon....

  • @Anonymaus209
    @Anonymaus209 7 лет назад +233

    Dan as the straight man feels weird.

    • @Jakewake52
      @Jakewake52 7 лет назад +17

      He looks like ashens with that avatar

    • @justinrosman1020
      @justinrosman1020 7 лет назад +3

      Jakewake 52 what do you mean. Jon did it was nerdcubed. so, it was very fortunate that ashens had a very similar avatar

    • @jabelsjabels
      @jabelsjabels 7 лет назад +5

      "thanks, captain. we're going really really fast right now"

    • @5Andysalive
      @5Andysalive 7 лет назад +7

      the furthest disatance the ship moves seems to be 20km....
      I expected space to be a bit bigger.

    • @Ashencrowe
      @Ashencrowe 7 лет назад +18

      He pulled it off amazingly well. Stayed in character nearly the entire time. I think we can spot the Star Trek Fans in this video. Then there's Jon ordering the S-Foils set to attack position.

  • @The73MPL4R
    @The73MPL4R 6 лет назад +8

    This must have been beyond stressful for Dan being the only actual Star Trek fan out of the three of them

  • @Pchlster
    @Pchlster 7 лет назад +87

    Aww... bring in Claire as a proper officer.

    • @dylandoh6495
      @dylandoh6495 7 лет назад +15

      I read that as a "pooper officer." :)

    • @Ashencrowe
      @Ashencrowe 7 лет назад +8

      Seems she WAS in charge of the Poop Deck!

  • @criticalmaz1609
    @criticalmaz1609 7 лет назад +5

    I just love the pure innocence of Jon's "Can we not?" when told he can't kill the entire Klingon armada ^_^

  • @lordlemon7240
    @lordlemon7240 7 лет назад +87

    Yes do a series

  • @josephhenderson2538
    @josephhenderson2538 7 лет назад +49

    It's like watching The Three Stooges in space

  • @tommytwotone6070
    @tommytwotone6070 7 лет назад +21

    Captain we are always a half mile from the warp core - we are never safe.

  • @aero9412
    @aero9412 7 лет назад +58

    *Jon finds out his character is a woman*
    *Immediately plays with boobs* Amazing Jon.

    • @Hopalongtom
      @Hopalongtom 7 лет назад +4

      More amazing was they ever so slightly reacted to being poked!

    • @tycol322
      @tycol322 5 лет назад

      To be fair I think we all would

  • @KayofAllTrades
    @KayofAllTrades 7 лет назад +8

    This went about as well as I expected
    Please make this a series

  • @thobiex
    @thobiex 6 лет назад +6

    "All power to kettle!"
    *In* *the* *future,* *kettles* *are* *powered* *by* *warp* *cores.*

  • @travisastone
    @travisastone 7 лет назад +22

    Jon is acting like Zapp Brannigan in terms of captain abilities

    • @L337f33t
      @L337f33t 7 лет назад +2

      Travis Stone he suffers from a very sexy disability he calls it.... sexlexia...

    • @tycol322
      @tycol322 5 лет назад +2

      Jon= Zapp Brannigan
      Dan= Kifs capability and knowledge
      Matt= Kifs treatment

  • @rascalpanda6533
    @rascalpanda6533 7 лет назад +2

    One of the best/funniest Star Trek: Bridge Crew videos I have watched. I hope you keep them coming Jon.

  • @rossd7283
    @rossd7283 7 лет назад +21

    So the idea was, lets put the least perceptive person, who doesn't do well under pressure, in charge.

  • @ellaisplotting
    @ellaisplotting 7 лет назад +22

    Oh, now this is utter perfection. Talk about the dream team (of hilarity, not ship functionality)

  • @TRGTACE
    @TRGTACE 7 лет назад +25

    "I've been depressed"
    So good! lol

  • @carlplasa7848
    @carlplasa7848 7 лет назад +7

    It's so beautiful *wipes away tear*

  • @stuartyork3223
    @stuartyork3223 7 лет назад +34

    this should be a daily series funny as hell

  • @michaelswitzer2121
    @michaelswitzer2121 7 лет назад +5

    There is no way anyone will have as much fun with this game after seeing these three they are the best

  • @BlackStar2161
    @BlackStar2161 7 лет назад +14

    Captain, are you sure we should go to red alert? It does mean changing the bulb.

  • @stoirmdraodih6810
    @stoirmdraodih6810 6 лет назад +2

    Love how nerd3 roll plays the Vulcan very well so serious in comparison to normal

  • @Flame2754
    @Flame2754 7 лет назад +12

    Thankfully, in this game, the Captain is the role that has almost no job. Whenever I play BC with my friends, we just put the most incompetent person as Captain and they can't ruin anything.

  • @aggressivebabooneyes2200
    @aggressivebabooneyes2200 7 лет назад +2

    Jesus, Jon Luc, you make Janeway look positively competent.
    Also the hands make every interaction so much better.

  • @BloodClanL
    @BloodClanL 7 лет назад +6

    This is the best thing. There are many good things, but this is the best.

  • @GeorgeFarren
    @GeorgeFarren 7 лет назад +4

    This is amazing, the character animations make this!

  • @Nuibuddy
    @Nuibuddy 7 лет назад +4

    this has been fantastic! this also seems like a very well done VR game and looks like it works pretty well.

  • @EnderPearlRs
    @EnderPearlRs 7 лет назад +4

    "I'm crashing us into the planet, Captain."

  • @TheIbney00
    @TheIbney00 7 лет назад +8

    "Wait are they in the neutral zone?!"
    "Yes!"
    "Alright fire on that ship they started it!"
    We need more of this.

  • @RiveraFilmsPR
    @RiveraFilmsPR 7 лет назад +1

    oh my God!!!! I don't even watch Star Trek, but this could be my new favorite video! XD This video was GOLDEN! You should totally make this a role-playig series!!!

  • @TheDigitalNerd
    @TheDigitalNerd 7 лет назад +2

    i don't care what the rest of the video's like, that intro was the best thing i've see

  • @schuettjoel
    @schuettjoel 7 лет назад +56

    Look at what happens when we give Jon power.

  • @OGSumo
    @OGSumo 7 лет назад +6

    I love how everything Matt says sounds like he's screaming.

  • @QuintonMurdock
    @QuintonMurdock 6 лет назад +3

    That “to boldly go where only the Americans and Chinese have gone before” line killed me. Do insurance companies cover death by laughter

  • @KayofAllTrades
    @KayofAllTrades 7 лет назад +12

    Turn in your Nerd Card Jon, you didn't recognize the Kobayshi Maru....

    • @Virgil-Arcanum
      @Virgil-Arcanum 6 лет назад

      I think he knew but didn't want to spoil it

  • @DearDoggins
    @DearDoggins 7 лет назад

    This is one of those videos I'm gonna have to watch a second time later today, then again periodically every couple of months until the end of time.

  • @jamesbentley2224
    @jamesbentley2224 7 лет назад +2

    This is precisely what I needed in my Saturday evening

  • @jimmothyjohnson
    @jimmothyjohnson 7 лет назад +1

    this was brilliant, favorite colab ever

  • @stevechilds1547
    @stevechilds1547 5 лет назад

    Oh my god, this was the funniest thing I've watched on Jon's channel for a loooong time. The" out-tro" literally made me laugh out loud. Please tell me you did a series of this Jon!

  • @LarlemMagic
    @LarlemMagic 7 лет назад +2

    I adore your enthusiasm. Its so lovable.

    • @LarlemMagic
      @LarlemMagic 7 лет назад

      But stop with the jokes about treating Claire like shit.

  • @haydarali6249
    @haydarali6249 7 лет назад +19

    probably the funniest video you've ever made

  • @SolidGoldCEO
    @SolidGoldCEO 7 лет назад +1

    I love how well Dan conveyed his dismay through his avatar.

  • @j.s.c.4355
    @j.s.c.4355 2 года назад

    This is by far the funniest video you have ever done. And you are usually extremely entertaining.

  • @eddygoombah
    @eddygoombah 7 лет назад

    I've been a subscriber for 2 years. This is the greatest thing you have ever done

  • @suborbitalprocess
    @suborbitalprocess 7 лет назад +9

    Something tells me there's not going to be a part 2...
    Edit: not without copious amounts of alcohol

  • @JoshuaKevinPerry
    @JoshuaKevinPerry 7 лет назад +32

    Can you enter the Neutral Zone and blow up the Kobayashi?

    • @ManyATrueNerd
      @ManyATrueNerd  7 лет назад +17

      Sadly I suspect I can't target her :(

    • @YasEmisDaBus
      @YasEmisDaBus 7 лет назад +5

      Many A True Nerd Dan did in his letsplay

    • @851852093114208513
      @851852093114208513 7 лет назад +7

      So THAT'S how you pass the Kobayashi Maru test

  • @chraketcm8608
    @chraketcm8608 7 лет назад +1

    "Exhausted... I enjoyed that" That is the single must humorous sequence of 4 words I have ever had the pleasure to process. Ah it killed me :)

  • @S4LtyTrIcKs
    @S4LtyTrIcKs 7 лет назад +5

    This is better than Galaxy Quest, you have to make this a series!

  • @HotaruZoku
    @HotaruZoku 7 лет назад

    Between the polish of the guy turning when you look back, and his mouth moving when you speak, hearing "Captain, you have DECLARED WAR ON THE KLINGONS!" had me damn near on the floor.

  • @noobiusmaximus6314
    @noobiusmaximus6314 7 лет назад +1

    I don't know if that 'transporter' joke was intended, but it is genius either way

  • @mynameisj9139
    @mynameisj9139 7 лет назад

    This is probably one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. Please do more!! :D

  • @personwowgames
    @personwowgames 7 лет назад +1

    When I saw the game, I was kind of turned away from the video.. however I am so glad I went ahead and watched this, Jon you are amazing

  • @HoJu1989
    @HoJu1989 7 лет назад +7

    I'm pleasantly surprised that Jon knows port from starbord.

  • @GodSpeedPlays
    @GodSpeedPlays 7 лет назад

    THIS is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen! We demand a weekly series!!!

  • @wienerguy7822
    @wienerguy7822 7 лет назад +3

    Jon, that intro was fucking excellent.

  • @TheGeekCupboard
    @TheGeekCupboard 7 лет назад

    This is one of my favourite videos on the whole of RUclips.

  • @Mpkw-er9bi
    @Mpkw-er9bi 7 лет назад

    This was just beautiful. I need more of you three!

  • @bryanweeks3843
    @bryanweeks3843 7 лет назад +1

    funniest thing Ive ever seen, I was literally in tears

  • @sandwich2473
    @sandwich2473 7 лет назад +5

    My goodness. It all went to pot when you declared war on the Klingon.

  • @101bigleo
    @101bigleo 7 лет назад +1

    this vid was brilliant had me in stitches.

  • @tahaislam2070
    @tahaislam2070 7 лет назад +9

    the one time its an actual red alert situation he doesn't press red alert

  • @ZeLunatic
    @ZeLunatic 7 лет назад

    Okay i wasnt sure at first but after a few minutes in, this is amazing. I hope it becomes a long series!

  • @Lungomono
    @Lungomono 7 лет назад +1

    Why do I have the feeling that NerdCube was the only adult to show up that day on work, and painfully had to try stop all the kids to ruin absolutely everything.
    However it was fun as hell!

  • @mercedesoriegatheretiredem1679
    @mercedesoriegatheretiredem1679 7 лет назад +11

    ....I need some Space Advil.

  • @GreatValueOprah
    @GreatValueOprah 7 лет назад +1

    Dan being so serious is the best part of this video

  • @Dalakeel
    @Dalakeel 7 лет назад +1

    That beginning monologue you did was fantastic. Be a voice actor Jon

  • @jwstrock22
    @jwstrock22 5 лет назад

    This is hilarious. The combination of the three personalities is just amazing. "Stay very still" (and everyone freezes). LOL.

  • @christhewritingjester3164
    @christhewritingjester3164 7 лет назад

    Brilliant, keep this one going. The interaction with other real people is fantastic.

  • @kyyezak7498
    @kyyezak7498 7 лет назад

    Been waiting for this since the livestream, I can't wait!

  • @marktindal2186
    @marktindal2186 6 лет назад

    Thank you for another hugely entertaining video, I've not laughed so much in ages!

  • @CABRALFAN27
    @CABRALFAN27 Год назад

    This video is honestly a hidden gem in the NerdCubed-MATN-Adjacent community; Only 150k views and yet it contains one of the funniest things I've ever seen;
    Dan being the _serious_ one.

  • @VanjaPejovic
    @VanjaPejovic 7 лет назад +1

    This was amazing. Like VR Spaceteam.

  • @FrancoisRoy
    @FrancoisRoy 7 лет назад

    Jon, this is your funniest video ever! This is CRAZY..! Only 2 episodes? What a shame!

  • @chaochap6390
    @chaochap6390 7 лет назад +3

    I so much hoped for Dan to steal the captain's chair while Jon was at weapons, or at least Matt.

  • @michaelbridges6102
    @michaelbridges6102 7 лет назад

    This was quite entertaining, Jon! It's great seeing you guys doing team RP

  • @afoxinaviators4105
    @afoxinaviators4105 7 лет назад

    To be honest, I liked simply because of that opening speech which pretty much summed up Star Trek more honestly than anything i've ever heard.

  • @BADCompanySarge
    @BADCompanySarge 7 лет назад

    This is the greatest video you have ever made. Why can I only Like it once?

  • @ConardCarroll
    @ConardCarroll 7 лет назад

    So awesome, thank you. Didn't realize until it was too late this was the ultimate test of command.

  • @Smi7h1sH3r3
    @Smi7h1sH3r3 7 лет назад +1

    yes, more of this!
    switch roles that would be awesome!

  • @GeekTriangle
    @GeekTriangle 7 лет назад

    Me and my sister love this!! she normally doesnt really like RUclips gaming videos but this one we both really liked!!!