The Day Today - September 11th

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  • Опубликовано: 5 окт 2024
  • The Day Today 24 news report covering the September 11th terrorist attacks in New York.

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  • @PantheonLincoln
    @PantheonLincoln 15 лет назад +834

    This was done for the DVD release of The Day Today in 2004. Members of the original cast got back together to do some easter eggs, like this one.

    • @hannesjakobsson765
      @hannesjakobsson765 2 года назад +68

      I like how they went out of their way to get the gang together and record some new material just because they couldn't pass up on the comedic opportunity of the worst terrorist attack in history.

    • @franciscofiallo8168
      @franciscofiallo8168 2 года назад +8

      Yes, actually

  • @EmperorYogi
    @EmperorYogi 13 лет назад +706

    "Floor 107 no longer gives a particularly good view of New York" lmao

  • @BalsamicWeevil
    @BalsamicWeevil 14 лет назад +590

    "So the meetings are going ahead?!"
    "...That's right Chris..."
    love that moment of hesitation, like he's realised something might be going on

    • @zakelwe
      @zakelwe Год назад +7

      I think Peter's expense claims might need quite a thorough checking by Chris when he gets back to Blighty !

  • @trickso4025
    @trickso4025 5 лет назад +668

    My favourite line is spoken before the Peter sketch even begins.
    'What is a Hijacked Airliner, and how does it "crash"?'

    • @BackToTheBlues
      @BackToTheBlues 5 лет назад +6

      @makadeni123 It is there, at 0:06!

    • @BackToTheBlues
      @BackToTheBlues 5 лет назад +22

      @makadeni123 Just one of those Peter O'Hanraha Hanrahan moments!

    • @arch9enius
      @arch9enius 4 года назад

      Like this. BOOOOOOOOOOM!

    • @programmer1840
      @programmer1840 3 года назад +1

      The way he says "crash" in the nonchalant news reporter way

    • @Mojitosrisin
      @Mojitosrisin 2 года назад

      @@programmer1840 CRASH

  • @RichieP68
    @RichieP68 15 лет назад +287

    "..... I slept longer than I anticipated"
    Just terrific delivery.

    • @refoliation
      @refoliation 5 месяцев назад +1

      Jet lag from the UK, can’t blame him.

  • @cand0
    @cand0 13 лет назад +561

    "The tower I'm in is collapsing, I'm collapsing, Chris, under the sheer... I've managed.. I'm out! I'm out!.. Uuh.. I'm very.. fu.. rumd.. I'm not there."
    Great "corresponding", Peter.

  • @user-km4ex9sv1r
    @user-km4ex9sv1r 25 дней назад +5

    Have to listen every year on this day

  • @ZuluRomeo
    @ZuluRomeo 12 лет назад +440

    I bet Chris secretly wished Peter hadn't overslept.

    • @janhuda8841
      @janhuda8841 4 года назад +108

      He hadn't overslept, he slept longer than he'd anticipated

    • @quasarsphere
      @quasarsphere 3 года назад +26

      I think he quite openly wished that.

    • @refoliation
      @refoliation 5 месяцев назад

      You’ve heard of people being told to not go to work that day? It’s bollocks of course. But what about someone being told to travel there from the UK? Did Morris know?
      The hi fivers knew

    • @jamesflynn4951
      @jamesflynn4951 2 месяца назад

      Secretly?

  • @pantopia3518
    @pantopia3518 3 года назад +131

    ‘You overslept?’
    ‘I slept longer than I’d anticipated’

    • @abrahamlincoln9758
      @abrahamlincoln9758 2 года назад +6

      "Floor 107 no longer gives a particularly good view of the city."
      "Well it does from where I'm sitting."
      "It's now part of the basement."

  • @badhead
    @badhead 15 лет назад +582

    Chris: Whats German for 30%
    Peter: Trenta percenta

  • @migueltrapezaris6437
    @migueltrapezaris6437 4 года назад +215

    the brief slience before "You're at the World Trade Centre?!" kills me

  • @jasufc
    @jasufc Месяц назад +5

    "I'm out! I'm out!...err...I'm very for...run!..I'm not there" has me absolutely howling

  • @AutPen38
    @AutPen38 14 лет назад +167

    I love the way Morriss dismissively says "Peter, you've added nothing."

    • @mediabeatpod
      @mediabeatpod 11 месяцев назад +2

      And shortly afterward screams "be quiet!!!!!!!" lolz

  • @turmuthoer
    @turmuthoer Год назад +38

    "Peter, you've added nothing." - Pretty much sums up 24-hour rolling news coverage.

  • @emmejayeh.5995
    @emmejayeh.5995 3 года назад +223

    Oh, bless. I live in NYC. On 9/11, I was a few miles north in the Chelsea neighborhood watching in disbelief on 18th Street and 6th Avenue as the North Tower fell. This track is the first time I've laughed at anything related to that event. Kudos to Chris and Armando.

    • @Poopmannn
      @Poopmannn 2 года назад +7

      It took 20 years for you to laugh at a 9/11 joke?

    • @rantingwrench
      @rantingwrench Год назад +25

      @@Poopmannn They literally watched thousands of people die, so probably, yes.

    • @tehf00n
      @tehf00n Год назад +1

      @@rantingwrench Comedy is born of tragedy. The human conditions self-defence mechanism. I was laughing the same day. Not at the events, but the crazy stuff we came up with hide the pain.

    • @thedoveston6781
      @thedoveston6781 Год назад +7

      The day after the attacks I went into KFC and ordered two Flaming Tower Burgers, but they refused. To be fair, I was 15.

    • @TerryWaitesRadiator
      @TerryWaitesRadiator Год назад +1

      ​@@thedoveston6781 the fella selling hot dogs outside the WTC is still looking for the bloke who ordered the two Jumbos.

  • @88Switches
    @88Switches Год назад +41

    The 9th of November was tough day for all of us

  • @powernoid
    @powernoid 7 лет назад +266

    I'm collapsing, chris!

    • @McRocket
      @McRocket 5 лет назад +6

      powernoid
      - I lost it there as well.

  • @nickgillen9030
    @nickgillen9030 2 года назад +49

    The "ah..ahhh....oh my god" when he sees the news footage is perfect.

  • @jamiesmith2865
    @jamiesmith2865 6 лет назад +159

    "I slept longer than I anticipated"

  • @CeticWales
    @CeticWales 13 лет назад +306

    Chris Morris needs to return to television. The modern day news is crying out for the kind of satire and parody, that only he can provide!

    • @Renji1
      @Renji1 5 лет назад +26

      @@markdaly1903 I think he was interviewed relatively recently and when asked if he would do something like this now, he cited that the way modern politics/news is, it is basically a parody of itself anyway. Brexit related headlines these days can look like they've been written by The Daily Mash and the actual goings on in government can seem like a plot for an episode of The Thick of It.

    • @florencecrazy
      @florencecrazy 4 года назад +10

      @@Renji1 those are the headlines god I wish they weren't

    • @Spirit-Of-The-Age
      @Spirit-Of-The-Age 3 года назад +4

      'THIS IS THE NEEEEWS !! ........Happy Now ?! '

    • @WhaleManMan
      @WhaleManMan 3 года назад +1

      Weve been making this joke for 9 years now

    • @halfbakedproductions7887
      @halfbakedproductions7887 2 года назад +3

      Despite the characters Morris portrays on screen the man himself is actually very modest and withdrawn.

  • @ZER0--
    @ZER0-- 3 года назад +53

    Woman gets on a plane and is very nervous. She asks the steward "How often do planes crash?" The steward replied "Only once."

  • @avanzatotrxx
    @avanzatotrxx 14 лет назад +74

    "The sound insulation in these building is extraordinary" lol.

  • @ComradeRichey
    @ComradeRichey 12 лет назад +164

    "The tower I'm in is collapsing! I'm collapsing, Chris...under the sheer...I've managed - I'M OUT!" XD

  • @jbmadscientist
    @jbmadscientist 14 лет назад +57

    Funny right up to the bit where you realise Peter's incompetance actually saved his life, and the characters realise it too

  • @murrayp4
    @murrayp4 11 лет назад +161

    Peter you've added nothing...

    • @KarlHamilton
      @KarlHamilton 5 лет назад +5

      Loved that line too. Chris Morris really is a bloody genius.

    • @alasdairduncan3
      @alasdairduncan3 5 лет назад +2

      @@KarlHamilton BE QUIET!

    • @icemachine79
      @icemachine79 4 года назад

      IIRC quite a few actual newscasters were using the "it's like a movie" line on the day itself. I love that Chris used it here.

  • @magicalbra
    @magicalbra 12 лет назад +70

    Perfect. Absolutely perfect. Chris Morris is a true genius.

  • @hotelmario510
    @hotelmario510 4 месяца назад +3

    I kind of love that the humour of this isn't really at the expense of the people who died in the attacks but at Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan, who is once again shown up by Chris for his incompetence.

  • @beedubree2550
    @beedubree2550 3 месяца назад +4

    "well, there's a plane and- actually we didnt hear that, the soundproofing in these buildings!" might be my favoruite line but god it is hard to pick

  • @eldubya7972
    @eldubya7972 Год назад +12

    ‘I’m collapsing Chris!’

  • @gelectrox
    @gelectrox 2 года назад +14

    'You overslept'
    'I slept longer than anticipated'

  • @oldmanc2
    @oldmanc2 16 лет назад +162

    "What is a hijacked airliner and does it crash?"
    I've wet myself laughing.
    No matter where you travel in the World, nobody does satirical humour better than the Brits. Love it.

  • @AdamWilks-l3q
    @AdamWilks-l3q 2 месяца назад +2

    I remember accidentally finding this Easter egg and nevwr found it again until today

  • @grakspakalack
    @grakspakalack 12 лет назад +53

    As with everything that Chris Morris does this is so well thought out, so perfectly executed and so hysterically funny

  • @eldubya7972
    @eldubya7972 Год назад +18

    ‘Sipping a cappuccino’

  • @SixEightySeven
    @SixEightySeven 5 лет назад +22

    "A very grey day ... a very grey day for the World, Chris"

    • @birolklp5574
      @birolklp5574 3 года назад +1

      Oh sweet jesus I misheard it as „a very great day for the world“

    • @trainwreck3697
      @trainwreck3697 2 года назад +5

      You’ve added nothing

  • @ratto9508
    @ratto9508 8 месяцев назад +2

    "Peter you've added nothing." The polite venom.

  • @SC4RF4CE96
    @SC4RF4CE96 6 лет назад +79

    1:07 floor 107 is now part of the basement

    • @BaileysMariner
      @BaileysMariner 5 лет назад +8

      CHRIS MORRIS DONE NINE ELEVEN

    • @footielad8301
      @footielad8301 5 лет назад +4

      How strange that the time of this video where he say's that is 1 minute and 07 seconds in

    • @Movie2Documentary
      @Movie2Documentary 3 года назад

      @@footielad8301 yes, very strange anomaly. Did you report it on facebook?

  • @wheresmyjetpack
    @wheresmyjetpack Год назад +11

    "Peter you've added nothing"

  • @gonufc
    @gonufc 13 лет назад +141

    This is brilliant, it's quite amazing that he's taken a subject matter where if anyone makes any kind of comedy about it they are slaughtered and everyone jumps on the bandwagon but he's managed to make it so no one can possibly complain or be 'offended' about this.

  • @BaileysMariner
    @BaileysMariner 5 лет назад +57

    Sipping a cappucino.

  • @fpspwny995
    @fpspwny995 4 года назад +30

    I can only imagine what the world would be like if Peter had woken up on time.

  • @MareIngenii
    @MareIngenii 14 лет назад +10

    Fresh, pure genius every time I listen again.

  • @SixEightySeven
    @SixEightySeven 13 лет назад +10

    10 years on - It never gets old!

    • @ttturtle1863
      @ttturtle1863 3 месяца назад

      20 years on - it really never gets old!

  • @sidbeckett5655
    @sidbeckett5655 Год назад +9

    Absolutely brilliant, I wish they'd do more of these as online specials for all major news stories.

    • @antitroll890
      @antitroll890 Год назад

      So do I, doubt it ever will though due to C4 blacklisting Chris Morris

  • @Asarelah
    @Asarelah 15 лет назад +30

    I'm an American, and I loved this. Good work.

  • @atemporal9081
    @atemporal9081 16 лет назад +11

    Classic, this is sheer awesomeness.
    'I'm collapsing...I managed...I'm out I'm out'.

  • @highviewbarbell
    @highviewbarbell 2 года назад +4

    "eggs over pretty grim"

  • @sweethenrietta
    @sweethenrietta 15 лет назад +44

    I'm American and I cried when I heard this. I laughed until I cried.

    • @scottlandano3819
      @scottlandano3819 3 года назад +3

      me too. I can't imagine tsomething like this getting done here now, much less in 2004.

  • @eleSDSU
    @eleSDSU Год назад +8

    This truly was Peter's 9/11

  • @carrigan308
    @carrigan308 Год назад +10

    "It says right here, 35,000 dead."
    "Let me see your notes."
    "Um... It's 3,500 Chris!"

    • @paulc7956
      @paulc7956 Год назад +3

      “Peter O’Hanrahanran there, live in New York. 🙂”

  • @lifewillseeyounow6550
    @lifewillseeyounow6550 3 года назад +12

    When he pretends he’s going over to a tv in the restaurant rather than just switching the one in his hotel room on...

  • @aigtban
    @aigtban Год назад +10

    Only Chris Morris could be that funny just saying the word "gleaned".

    • @quasarsphere
      @quasarsphere 5 месяцев назад

      Matt Berry could be a worthy challenger.

  • @jackmonaghan8477
    @jackmonaghan8477 Год назад +5

    Couldn't stop laughing when Morris said Floor 107 is now part of the basement

  • @jbreckmckye
    @jbreckmckye 15 лет назад +25

    I love 2:06, when O'Hanrahan realizes the enormity of his mistake.

  • @Epistemofo
    @Epistemofo 14 лет назад +28

    This is immense; Chris Morris is beyond legendary. Cannot wait till Four Lions.

    • @SilverSpade92
      @SilverSpade92 Год назад +5

      It's bigger than that Epistem, it's large.

  • @laszlopunaflex6625
    @laszlopunaflex6625 Год назад +5

    I slept longer than I'd anticipated.

  • @ComradeRichey
    @ComradeRichey 16 лет назад +180

    Leave it to the genius of Chris Morris to create humour about September 11th without being gross or disrespectfull to those who died.
    Excellent stuff :)

    • @anouarkrassimovich7481
      @anouarkrassimovich7481 Год назад +1

      are you still alive? also i wish he was nicer to Peter

    • @jsmith498
      @jsmith498 Год назад +2

      Not your words, the words of Shakin Stevens.

  • @laurencewestern9449
    @laurencewestern9449 5 лет назад +5

    It's a clear, crisp morning in New York Chris.

  • @michealothailtigh
    @michealothailtigh 15 лет назад +6

    'The sound insulation in this building is extraordinary.'
    Hilarious!

  • @joliecide
    @joliecide 6 лет назад +54

    Peter you've lost the news!

  • @GHnineteensixtysix
    @GHnineteensixtysix Год назад +5

    ‘Floor 107... sipping a cappuccino’😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @KP-yq8id
    @KP-yq8id 13 дней назад

    This remains one of the funniest things I have ever seen or heard. Congratulations to Chris and team.
    I pull this out all the time if I need a ‘hey if you like that, you’d like this’ quid pro status quo

  • @dingers5days
    @dingers5days Год назад +2

    “Could almost be looking at myself if I waved” lmao

  • @abrahamlincoln9758
    @abrahamlincoln9758 2 года назад +4

    "It's now part of the basement."

  • @neilgodfrey2669
    @neilgodfrey2669 Год назад +2

    The actor playing Peter is an Oscar nominated writer, Patrick Marber

  • @maryhadfad
    @maryhadfad 15 лет назад +8

    I don't think it's the slightest bit offensive. The joke throughout The Day Today was that Peter was always getting the news wrong, so they thought "what's biggest most world-changing event he could lie about?". It's less of a joke about 9/11 more just again natural peak/end point for a long-running joke.

    • @AutPen38
      @AutPen38 11 месяцев назад +1

      In GERMAN!

  • @McRocket
    @McRocket 3 года назад +3

    'I'm collapsing, Chris!!!'

  • @ZValenT
    @ZValenT Год назад +6

    "Actually we didn't hear that"

    • @laszlopunaflex6625
      @laszlopunaflex6625 Год назад +3

      The sound insulation in those buildings was extraordinary.

  • @yommish
    @yommish Год назад +2

    Peter’s lines are so perfect

  • @bu0sultan
    @bu0sultan 16 лет назад +13

    the second tower is collapsing...
    i'm collapsing...
    i'm out! i'm out!!
    loooooooooooooooooooooooool

  • @akf2000
    @akf2000 14 лет назад +4

    It's a clear crisp morning in New York, Chris.

    • @DoCtOrWhO195
      @DoCtOrWhO195 7 лет назад +2

      Asif Khan Crackle of anticipation among the delegates at breakfast

  • @kamalindsey
    @kamalindsey Год назад +5

    Peter, you have added nothing.

  • @Panzerbeast
    @Panzerbeast 15 лет назад +6

    Chris Morris is Genius!! Wish this and Brass Eye and was back on TV again.

  • @mpoukanouka6622
    @mpoukanouka6622 4 года назад +14

    peter o'hanraha hanrahan was one of the few people who was actually "supposed to be there that day"

  • @hugoscott8026
    @hugoscott8026 4 года назад +7

    The dark thing about this sketch is that if peter did his job he’d be dead

    • @christopherwall2121
      @christopherwall2121 Год назад +1

      No, the dark thing is Chris would not have been all that shaken if he were dead.

  • @joeg19
    @joeg19 16 лет назад +21

    Would you like to revise your appraisal of the situation in the light of the information that you have just gleaned?

  • @robair67
    @robair67 13 лет назад +8

    "BE QUIET!" !!!!!!!!! Absolutely epic! After I picked myself up off the floor and breathed in again I find this sketch rather moving. I think that makes it genius.

  • @doktorzoom
    @doktorzoom 13 лет назад +8

    "Peter, you've added nothing."

  • @willsproul3755
    @willsproul3755 2 года назад +6

    I just realised that if Peter would have woken up in time, he would have been at the World Trade Center during the attack

  • @hotelmario510
    @hotelmario510 13 лет назад +31

    'Well I-ah. Ah. Oh my God. Er, one of the towers has collapsed, fortunately not the one I'm in, the other one, the one I'm in is, is, one of the tow-the other tow-THE TOWER I'M IN IS COLLAPSING!'

  • @07matchamdan
    @07matchamdan 13 лет назад +5

    "Are you near a television? I'd like you to turn it on. Tell me what you can see." lol

  • @DMEB
    @DMEB 17 лет назад +4

    this and brass eye are the best shows ever shown on TV

  • @theeddielang
    @theeddielang 15 лет назад +7

    Farkin hell, I had no idea this went out! Great stuff and always good to hear Peter on the airwaves.

  • @TheBonfireClub
    @TheBonfireClub Год назад +3

    What I like a out this is that it implies Peter slept through 9/11

  • @redpugie6235
    @redpugie6235 4 года назад +5

    "I'm collapsing Chris!"

  • @Jodezza
    @Jodezza 16 лет назад +12

    Chris Morris is simply a comedy god!
    Christ I was laughing uncontrollably at this. AWESOME CLIP!

  • @thedeadcellist
    @thedeadcellist Год назад +4

    This initially shocked and offended me as someone who lived through the attacks but it is in fact a tremendous bit

    • @apebass2215
      @apebass2215 Год назад

      We all lived through the attacks.

  • @anouarkrassimovich7481
    @anouarkrassimovich7481 3 месяца назад +1

    this is the best one of Peter Ohanra hanrahan

  • @TheConciseStatement
    @TheConciseStatement 15 лет назад +22

    A small note of pedantry : Morris is telling O'Hanraha-Hanrahan to keep watching a recording of the footage, whereas O'Hanraha-Hanrahan ends up treating it as live. The game's up Peter!

  • @metalebd
    @metalebd 12 лет назад +40

    YOU'VE ADDED NOTHING - every comment ever on anything

  • @the.youtube.of.sam.gotter
    @the.youtube.of.sam.gotter 3 года назад +2

    "Well, there's a plane in one of them..."

  • @davidxgillespie
    @davidxgillespie 17 лет назад +2

    Great ! First time hearing this.

  • @Smittumi
    @Smittumi 17 лет назад +3

    I didn't know this existed. It's fantastic.

  • @Nefariousbig
    @Nefariousbig 3 года назад +3

    Peter you've added nothing,

  • @laszlopunaflex6625
    @laszlopunaflex6625 Месяц назад +1

    "I'm in a hotel in midtown. The Marriot. My hotel, in my room."

  • @drees71
    @drees71 15 лет назад +3

    Chris Morris is a genius.

  • @wazinoz
    @wazinoz 14 лет назад +40

    trente percenter

  • @Stillbornone
    @Stillbornone 17 лет назад +3

    Extremely funny. I just sprayed biscuit onto my laptop in laughter. I like this. I like this a lot.

  • @yror732
    @yror732 Год назад +2

    "Floor 107 no longer gives a particularly good view of new york"

  • @mredyhcapamab
    @mredyhcapamab 17 лет назад +12

    "I'm a man standing in his hotel room."
    HAHAHAHAHAAHAAAA!!!