THE MOST SATISFYING GAME EVER MADE | PowerWash Simulator - Part 1
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- Опубликовано: 5 июл 2021
- PowerWash Simulator scratches a satisfying itch I never knew I had!
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"Honey, lets never hire this power washer ever again."
"But why? He did a great job. The garden looks beautiful."
"Yeah but I have been watching him work and he enjoyed washing it more than any sane human being should! It was terrifying!"
Underrated comment 👌
I nearly snorted soda out of my nose when I read this comment, thank you
"He was moaning way too much"
"He was jumping and everything it was so weird I don't know his background either"
@@maxcollins6959 soo. Coke? You snorted coke out your nose
If this was in VR then Mark would never leave his house again
Until he got a chance to go into space.
I don't have any friends because they are ashamed of the videos I upload. Are they really that bad, dear maer
Mark leaves his house?
Would’ve helped him quarantine early on.
@@AxxLAfriku youre annoying
Imagine if the rover wasn't waterproof
you spend years making a robot and sending it to a different planet, it survives the dangerous trip, and then just some random guy shows up out of nowhere with a hose and breaks it
suddenly on mars, power washing, a rover that cannot handle water, yet appeared then disappeared after. Its perfect
Those dang martians.
Omg Mark is an scp who just pops up and starts washing stuff
It's fine, all of the water would boil before it hit the rover
@@solsystem1342 No it wouldn't?
"Get ready for a ten part series of this." He wasn't lying.
Yep
@Mr. Thunderbolt wdym "huh" the punchline is right there
We’re almost there, just waiting on the next update and we’ll have the prophesied 10th ep.
@@legendpinoy huh isnt always a question. same with hm
@@RavynMad121 still waiting :( considering its still being updated id hope he plays the new maps
If Mark finds out you can hit Tab to see all the spots you've missed, he might end up playing this forever.
You mean he hasn't? This is gonna be painful.
Next update they're going to make a change. If you click on an item on your tablet it'll show you which one it is.
you think he'll noticed the tab button to all missing spot he didnt washed
I saw that too and I was like.. Who's gonna tell him? :D Nah.. We better not lol
and that he can rotate the nozzle
Mark during [REDACTED]: power washing, really Ethan?
Mark now:
Power washing is a hell of a druuug...
Put another one in the win column for Eef.
[REDACTED] was my favorite channel loved that they uploaded daily
That's what I was thinking lol, Ethan was like bouncing off the walls for power washing and Mark was just like, "yeah it's cool ig"
@@theyellowzombie4277 ikk, the time worked out perfectly where every day the second i got out of school they'd upload, those were the times
“Our ancestors must’ve used power washers”
Ancestors: *peeing vigorously on random items* :D power wash
Funny thing is this is an actual fact
@@electric_creeper Wait… you’re… you’re serious? … please tell me you’re joking …
@@MicaelaB.
Pee contains ammonia which is also found on cleaning agents, and that discovery led to pee detergents in 1800s before good ol' Mr Clean was born
Kind of yes, But Chemical Wash (legit), rather than pressure
Ever heard of the old thing of pissing on open wounds (and how that was like a good thing to do?) ... Clean! (ish)
@@electric_creeper nerd
mark being this excited about powerwashing a rover on mars sounds like the most markiplier thing ever.
Frrr
@@Axel_homieGrrrrr
@@coltforceplayer ?????
well mark loves space so it’s very understandable
"I've never been particularly completionist about anything"
FNAF Series: "are we a joke to you?"
Your right
I literally just typed that and was about to submit it
@@ScientistCat it's funny because Mark is normally not completionist about most stuff. He plays it. Enjoys it. And moves on. But a few games he's gotten very passionate and completionist about. I think it was just a off the cuff remark but I found it funny to remark on is all lol.
He is the king though
@@AngelBeast_Studios No, your other right.
"On the [REDACTED] channel."
*_in the distance a chorus of cries from UA fans sound_*
Never forget.
Memento mori.
memento mori
Memento Mori
Memoto Mori
Memento mori
0:34 one of my favorite things ever is when people do that lil laugh or yell whenever they’re just super happy like just seeing mark gush over being on mars gave me such a huge smile
You soubd like a wonderfully supportive individual and this made me smile.
@@sunnyneonraye1459 wait waaa tyy :))
@@sunnyneonraye1459ikr! 😭
@@thatoneshepherdyesss you do! :D
Months later the phrase: “It really does it a good jobly,” still has me rolling.
"This could be a ten-part series."
Promise? Please?!?!?!
Nice copy and paste lol
@@CaWolfie258 hahahahahahahha
@@animersdxd2433 ahhahahahshahahahahahahhahahahahahshshahahshsahahahahhaH
Markiplier content sucks mine is better
@@damasuz225 You put those words back in your mouth before I powerwash your soul right out of your body.
Mark: "Could powerwashing be a career?"
Me, a professional detailer: "Yeah...it can be..."
As a former car wash employee: depends on if you got hired full time or minimum wage part time... and your bosses.
@@sapphireclawe that's any job. Yours hours, money, coworkers and bosses can make it so different.
@@sapphireclawe it's god damn power washing. You don't need a boss and coworkers.
Be your own boss. That's the only way it is satisfying.
@@chrisarbour Oh yeah, point being "be careful because the boss you wind up with may pull illegal shit because they want to save money" (happened to me at car wash job).
@@MrRedsjack If you don't own a power washer, then you power wash at a car wash or something. Not everyone is that rich or able to power wash daily 8 hours a day excluding weekends.
Markiplier made me get the game. Needless to say I wasn't disappointed and yes it is satisfying as hell. Thanks Mark!
What’s up checkmark
Hoi
I went other way around; been playing the game before starting this series
where can you get the game
@@terrencehatleyennis285 Steam
The time lapse of me cleaning that backyard was so funny because you just see this giant pause of me squatting under that patio table trying to figure out where the hell the dirt I’m missing is, and it just looks like my character is having some kind of existential crisis
"Get ready for a ten-part series on this game." Honestly, would not mind that
Yes
Same
I know, right?
better than nothing
there will be at least 3 more episodes i know that for a fact
whenever mark says "oh yeah" to himself literally all I can hear is kronk
Oh yeah, it's all coming together.
They sound wayyyyyy too similar
Y e s
I was looking for this comment
@@temmiemew
It's because he is kronk
"Get ready for like a 10 part series"
"I'm probably going to have to clean a haunted house at one point"
I've only gotten to the middle of this video, but he seems to be predicting a lot.
yeah i think both of them came true lol
"Get ready for a ten-part series." A man of his word.
im just imagining lixian receiving like 5 hours of footage with the file name “powerwash simulator” and just mumbling to himself “this is it, he’s finally gone off the deep end”
ROFL
*sweats nervously* ah, is..is that the bar for falling off the deep end? Because I’m all good I’d never
Imagine if he done 2 more houses.
I can't breathe-
😭😭😭😭😭
Her: "I have a daddy kink"
Me, trying to impress her: *shows her how well I play Power Washing Simulator*
wtf does this even mean
“Dad, what’s that man doing to our cat?”
“Just look away Susie… look away…”
*"I BOUGHT A PRESSURE WASHER!"*
"Shhhh!"
_whispers_
_"i bought a pressure washer"_
"Wow"
"Are you excited?"
"Sure"
Saw this video and IMMEDIATELY looked for this comment
Mark had his nap
not me forgetting that isnt just a tik tok sound but mark's conversation LMAO
Mark: “I’ve never been happier in my life.”
Mark: *saw Ethan using a power washer before*
But not on Maaaaaars!
And he wasn’t even satisfied about it back then lol
Unless Ethan was on mars then you are wrong mr. nacho
This information is Redacted
what are you talking about? That never happened
This is the episode that solidified to me that Mark has some major ADD behaviors.
But also this is super soothing.
"Red and green are for fools!"
"I am back on the train that a true master uses ALL tools at their disposal!" Repeat ad infinitum.
hes been diagnosed with ADHD, so yes he does have some major ADD behaviors 😂
"Get ready for a 10 part series of this."
(11 parts later: "Hi, my name is markiplier..."
“I have never been happier”
Tactical Shovel: (collecting dust in a corner)
Amy and Chica: *collecting dust in a corner*
tactical shoval sim when
SO HE CAN POWER WASH IT LATER! *HE’S A GENIUS!!!*
power washing time.
@Fred Brayan bet that’s where you’ll end up saying those idiotic things.
mark: get ready for this to be a 10 part series
the entire audience: go ahead.
Yep 😂
Same
Honestly, I wouldn't mind it at all. Just wish he'd use the " show dirt" button when using soap and finishing up a job.
Everyone's just like "Alright bet."
"I don't see hatch..."
"Hatch..."
*"H* *a* *t* *c* *h* *..."*
7:00
2:17 "if there was a program for volunteers to go into space, with like 100% chance of dying, from death by space. I would be first in line if they needed free volunteers, or stupid volunteers, I would be there so fast"
I'd kill for this in VR with motion controls
I would buy a VR set just to play this
you're great triforcefilms!
I would never leave VR
At that point why not just but a power washer
I love your Halo Acapella!
Few tips for mark:
You can rotate the nozzle
You can make the dirt glow by pressing tab allowing you to see it easier.
Trust me, he knows😂
@@katenawolfenstein9468 he does for sure.
Yesss we need to make sure mark sees this comment
Yesss we need to make sure mark sees this comment
My dad not really being around often growing up, having an adult man like Mark that I felt I could look up to as a kid really filled a hole in my heart. Watching Mark easily cheers me up, even now that I’m older, when I’m having a hard time. I watch these videos when I’m having trouble falling asleep because hearing his voice puts me at ease now. And I know he’ll never know me, I’ll never know him, and he’ll never know just how much he’s done for me, but thank you Mark. ❤️
Maybe I’m biased, as someone who bleeds every month, but I truly do feel like power washing blood is a perfectly reasonable thing to want and not necessarily and indication of desire for people to be harmed
Coward
"I HAVE A PRESSURE WASHER MARK"
"wow"
"AREN'T YOU EXCITED?"
*surrrreeeeeee-*
EEF
I CANT BELIEVE HE PLAYED THROUGH ALL THIS WITHOUT HIGHLIGHTING THE DIRT TO SEE WHAT HES MISSING😭😭😭
mark hates tutorials so he doesnt know you can do that yet lol, he will randomly stumble across that button and the one that rotates the head between vertical and horizontal
@@tokimcbongrip8751 lol I hope so🤣
or rotating the nozzle to vertical
It’s shows the controls on every loading screen so he will see it eventually
He played this game on yesterday’s member stream, he does know about the dirt button now but he doesn’t like it and thinks it’s cheating 😂
"Get ready for a ten-part series on this game." he was right, we just got part 10
I love how this early version of the game didn’t have the cat leaping away, and the whole mystery of the mayor’s missing cat isn’t a thing yet, so Mark has no way of knowing how special that sighting was XD
Instead of trying to find minuscule pieces of dirt in the middle of the floor or on the corner of the wall, you should press the TAB button (it will show you where all the dirt is). You should also try pressing the R button because it will turn the power washer vertical instead of the normal horizontal.
Hero.
When he said that he wished he could see what was left I was like yes, if only there was a button you could push. Lol it's killing me
Mark, three hours later: "Hey guys, I terraformed Mars! Turned out there was just a bit of rust on it; power washed it right off!'
This deserves top comment of the day! Even with the meme format it's perfect!
Lol
23:27 As someone who recently power washed elk blood out of a truck bed, yes power washing blood is satisfying. And it also keeps people from bothering you at the car wash 😂
18:56 "the ocean ain't the water's power"
Tsunamis, rogue waves, hurricanes etc: are you sure about that
Just imagine him cleaning Dimitrescus Castle with that thing
Dang he'd have a LOT to do after my 100% achievement speedrun lol
Now that would be interesting to see
I WAS JUST THINKING OF THAT
that's like Mark's wet dream
@@isopodracer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Mark: Today we're playing Power Wa-
*see's mars rover*
Mark: *starts geeking out*
Me: Love it.
Ah yes I must be the first reply
Mark sees the Perserverance Rover:
🎶SPACE IS SO COOOOOOL, SO COOOOOL!🎶
I love power washing cats.
The white nozzle removes the dirt.
The green nozzle removes the fur.
The orange nozzle removes the skin.
The red nozzle removes the bone.
The turbo nozzle removes the evidence.
I love how he literally drops everything
Lol
It's VERY relatable 😂
@@AP83 I owl
Bj in no
GBJ
@@AP83 þ;;
2022 NASA: announcing any volunteers to clean items on mars.
Markiplier: 🙋🏻🧽
-not- very funny
@@lillyandfriends7750 didnt ask
@@mercy1894 the not is crossed out so it supposed to be very funny
@@jaseinight6386 my phone version would not let me see that 😶
@@mercy1894 you have one sad phone
"Are you the voices in my head I need to ignore or something more concerning?" gets me every time
"Universal cleaner works why would you use anything different?"
Really?, Mark?
The same reason you enjoy the experience when you use smaller nozzles, it's an *art* form.
The meticulousness put in by the cleaner is beautiful, like a ballet performance. It is pure satisfaction through dedication to succeed, to clean. To power wash..
I think he meant why would you use any other cleaner.
@@Interestking .... You just don't understand art....
Mark: It’s like it wasn’t abused like some horrible van I know
The barrel: Father…
why have you betrayed me father
Ah yes. That video from [REDACTED]
@@unfunnykhoi5913 ah yes [redacted]
@@unfunnykhoi5913 gotta love them [REDACTED] videos
it’s almost like he made said van a song
Mark: Is power washing a career?
Me, having been a power washer: Yeah, but the pay usually sucks
How was being a machine that sprays water
it must be satisfying tho
the pay doesnt suck lol i make 50k a year pressure washing kitchen exhaust system
@@scottwilliams1925 I guess it depends on the area and job. It's kind of cool how varied things are :)
It's also a sport
imagine going to Mars and just see some man with no space suit just being so happy to clean on mars
Man, watching someone else have their first experience with this game is amazing. I’ve already played every single level released so far. Both in career and free-play, as well as the extras/all the challenges. Love it.
"i can power wash mars?"
you can hear both the confusion and excitement in his voice from that one line
Wonder when power wash simulator con is happening?
Mark: "I've never been this meticulous about a game-"
Me: *flashbacks to House Flipper*
how do u get that heart?
@@liv_hann he's a member of the channel.
@@liv_hann just have to be a member
I wish he’d continue that series
@@liv_hann pay
There are four things in this universe Mark simps for: Amy, space, power washing, and of course Lady Dimitrescu
18:51 Mark: the ocean can go to hell
2:14 Also Mark: * would fist fight god for the first ticket to Mars *
Mark : “get ready for a 10 part series on this game”
watch as this man as much as he loves this game.... never comes back to it ever again.
@Rita 25 y.o - check my vidéó Why is a bot leaving an intelligible comment
@Rita 25 y.o - check my vidéó why does your brain think you get ACTUAL good attention for your pfp.
He already has 4 episodes recorded
@@SukiHayashiGaming I request to know how you know this for sure.
@@mordecaijr93 because I'm a MMMMMember
Fun. Fact: pressure washing can actually cut skin if sprayed at someone with very high pressure so those birds are probably dead
But at least they're clean
@GigglesDoesStuff apologies, im an idiot
Yeah, they can slice through boots too just a heads up...
That makes it easier to hide the evidence
so is the cat :/
*Mark:* "A true master uses all the tools at their disposal, doesn't just relegate one tool for the job"
*Me:* "And yet not that long ago he was talking about how it would be better if he had the turbo nozzle"
“Guys get ready for a 10-part series”
There’s actually ten episodes in the playlist 😂
Mark: "I yearn for the call of the water"
* Subnautica memories *
Mark again: "but not the ocean tho, screw that"
Lol fax he was scarred by it
👍👍
Timestamp?
@@Interestking 18:47
Normal people when they first play a game: looks around
Markliplier: has stroke
that's the first step to every new game
Same goes to jay they both have stroke
@Savetion ✈ 🏨 are you having a seizure do I need to call an ambulance
8 months ago, this masterpiece of a series started, and ended one month later… so now I’m gonna rewatch it all!
at 8:10 when he stopped, my screen started loading like it was perfectly timed🤣🤣
I love how he literally drops everything, even his words, when he sees “Mars”. 😂
"This is why I hate video games, they appeal to the male fantasy"
The male fantasy:
...
This comment deserves more likes...
XD
13:49 hehe
power washing irl: so boring
power washing in this game: I WILL GET EVERY SUBATOMIC PARTICLE OFF OF WHAT I'M CLEANING
"If there was a volunteer program to colonize Mars, I'd go."
There.... there is one....
I came to the comments to say something along the lines of "soooo... who's going to tell him?"
That is so cooool, soo cooool. My computer cant handle the ?rendering?
@@anger_issues8419 I was just thinking about that song 😩👊
“You can’t powerwash a hole into the surface of Mars!”
Doomguy, having already purchased an industrial-strength power washer and hooked it up to the BFG-9000:
* BFG Division intensifies *
The BFPW
Objective: power wash a whole into mars
Objective: Blow A Hole Into Mars
I understood that reference :D
When he starts yelling and making happy noises at the start he sounds like that fish at the start of the SpongeBob 2004 movie when he’s getting asked about his kids
23:28
“Please, someone agree with me!” LMAOOO
“I bought a pressure washer!
“Shhhhh”
“I bought a pressure washer”
“Yeah, cool”
“Are you excited?”
“Sure!”
I was looking for a comment like this
Momento Mori
Good "we were here" reference ;D
I miss [Redacted]
If you know, you know
Mark: "I have NEVER been happier"
Amy: "wow...."
I mean space is space last time I checked Amy isn't space
@@Dinotron-rs4luI mean... There's a lot of ways to go about answering this nonsensical post, but given that it seems you can't even follow a logical progression of conversation, I'm gonna guess quantum physics would be well over your head.
@@UllrT sheesh narcissist much
@@UllrT I honestly can't tell if you took their answer too seriously or you're just taking the joke to a level of irony I can't even comprehend...
@@UllrT ok put down the thesaurus bud it’s RUclips not a spelling bee
19:46 I though he was going to say "I'm dumb. Turns out you were right about two things, Dad."
“Get ready for a ten-part series of this game” : makes the 11th video
"Get ready for a 10 part series." Mark, don't you tempt me with a good time
Don't threaten me with a good time - P!ATD
All I can think about is Mark's lack of enthusiasm when Eef was playing with the power washer on [R.E.D.A.C.T.E.D]
Fr ☠️
The whole video he was like: 😐
I now have plans to rewatch this series every year
I love how mark instantly pressure washes perseverance
Markiplier: "I will go to Mars even if I die!"
Amy: "Mark... We have to talk"
Chica: *Sad woof noise*
*space is cool song intensifies*
He just wants to see if his body can handle it, come on man.
Thanks, glad I wasn't the only one.He never gave any thoughts how she might take that😢 his love for space (with 99% death ☠️) is greater than his love for her or chica...
Mark: “Get ready for a ten part series on this game”
Me: I’m completely okay with that :)
Same
There is an imPOSTor among us! 31:35
Me too
this is probably one of the only youtube videos that i havent skipped 10 seconds on
"Get ready for a 10 paet series" Mark predicted the future
If you press “tab” you can highlight the dirt
this needs more attention so mark can see it!!!
Also, if he can keep himself from spending with the soaps, he can also have enough money to buy the better ones
Also also, if you press "R" you can powerwash vertically which really helps in certain situations
mark in unus annus "you bought a pressure washer? how boring"
mark playing a pressure washer simulator "expect a 10 part series because i love this so much"
*what's Unnus annus? Its not real.*
Protogen OwO
@@orielprotogen364 beep boop uwu
@@biscustheprotogen5377 beep boop ÒwÓ i found a friend
Im dead he was so happy he couldn't even finish the intro to the goddamn video
“Imagine cleaning up blood”
“I can power wash Mars?” Mark: *excited gamer noises*
"You can't just power wash into the surface of Mars"
Mark: :🎵_Oh thats soooo coooool_🎵
Mark: “Imagine power washing blood. That’d be so satisfying.”
Later: *Mark proceeds to violently shoot his power washer at a helpless cat*
Even later: “The birds are still alive in there, I gotta drown them out!”
@George Washington no
@@AirLight1646 Memento Mori
@@Ahrpigi memento mori my friend
@@AirLight1646 I'm glad people remember that
@@rileyandrews8520
It's kinda hard to forget since it went on for a whole year
Memento Mori
" get ready for a 10 part series on this game "
11 parts so far lol.
Someone send all the time stamps of when Mark is satisfied.
Markiplier: can you imagine power washing blood it wuld be so satisfying
Fbi: go on
Frazbear entertainment: you want a job?
Using only water won't clean out blood. Those proteins are persistant. Gotta use at least bleach mixed in.
@@Smartz118 put the bleach in where the soap goes
We're listening 🤔
@@f.b.i4859 not if I listen first
I feel bad for Mark's concentration, His ADHD didn't even allow him to finish his intro without jumping to mars.
Markiplier content sucks mine is better
@@damasuz225 shut up just because people like me have ADHD doesn't mean that they suck also hes been a youtuber for like 9 years
@@damasuz225 lol okay Timmy
@@damasuz225 Sorry, what? I think not 😌. Also, I hope you’re just playing other wise just hush and say nice things.
@@ebelinaaguirre7005 stfu it’s better
MOM:"what are u watching "
ME:"a man playing with a power washer on Mars "
MOM:" oookkkk....."slowly walks away "
"Get ready for a 10 part series of this- oh my god."
*1/9 in the playlist.*
Mark: "I only wish to clean you*
The Crystal Dimitrescu in his pocket: >:(
Cleaning Cristal Dimitrescu has a risk of breaking it, you know? Cristal is very fragile XD
@@mishyfushiko5175 but that kind of cystal can survive shotgun blasts, lycans still drop crystal skulls even when there head gets destroyed
Mark: “now back in the days we didn’t have a turbo nozzle cus we couldn’t afford it”
It's the stone all over again!
- the man who now owns FIVE OVENS
That actually made me laugh out loud 😁
Shut up and take my like