⚔Join the "Theoatrix" friend's chat in-game for OSRS tips & tricks 💬VIDEO TIMESTAMPS💬 00:34 - How Cooking Works 01:15 - Why Train Cooking? 02:08 - Useful Items & Info 04:32 - Best Way To 99 08:23 - Alternative Methods 12:22 - Ironman Methods
@Theoatrix OSRS Thanks for being such an up standing Bro for the OSRS community! Watched your other 99 cooking guide when getting my alt acc to 99 using wines in f2p, which cost me around 10-13m at the time. You've made huge progress in your editing skills since then, GZ. Oh btw, GL on the slayer grind, hope you max soon. Cheers everyone Stay safe
Hey Theo, love the content as always. I would love to see a video of all the unlock-able 'bags'. Like Rune Pouch, Looting, and Seed Box. Then good ways to go about getting each.
Thank you for redoing videos that you KNOW you can do better on. If you have any more of these, we love to see the improvements! Add (mm/yy) into the title after that and you're perfect man. It'll be easy to find the most updated guides.
Mr. Theoatrix, You have done it again with another amazing video. I have been trying to max my skills to 99 and wanted to start with cooking was watching your old video and this popped up! Thank you so much for the updated video just in time for me. Much love and Respect.
Haha we’ve come full circle, eh? I remember watching this video one year ago and using it to get my first 99 ever in runescape. Thanks so much Theo! Great vid as always and appreciate the updates to your content :D P.S. incoming on 99 number 2 - 99 Farming is about 2m DP away
Hey bro. I don’t care what anyone else says, you can update your skill guides once a year and I’m still gonna watch em. Especially now that I’m leveling an HCIM
I’m so close to it. I’m at 97 cooking and have been making wine. I did the math and I can get to 99 by Sunday if I just power through the last 15k wines I need to make
For those of you like me, and are cooking Karambwans, and it keeps giving you poison ones instead of cooked (white) ones, use a tai wan bo tele, and talk to Tinsay or tiadeche (cant remember which) to the south of where you tp into and he'll tell you how to coom them, it's 180 xp to 80 xp doing poisoned ones and he also give you 5k cooking xp.
Recently did this on an alt. I burned 693 Sharks from 80-96 on hosidius kitchen (NO elite) with cooking gauntlets. Still profited all the way through. So if you choose to do sharks, do them immediately at 80 in hos w gaunt
I used the Hosidius Kitchen from 82 to 99 using sharks. (and watching movies while doing it) I made plenty of GP using that methode. Even today a raw shark is 188 GP cheaper than a cooked shark.
I have been cooking anglers in Hosidius with gauntlets as soon as I unlocked them and even with beginning at 8-9% burnrate I still made profit and now my burn rates are only 3% at 88 cooking. Great method to do while watching shows or something else on the side, around 275k xp /h for me currently.
Theoatrix, btw the Hosidius kitchen is the best place as it is 5% less burn rate or 10% if you did the kourend and kebos diary. Also, with cooking gauntlets, it makes it even better. It's on the Osrs wiki, osrs burn rates I googled. Keep up the content, but I just wanted to give that pointer.
For UIM/ HCIM: I also enjoyed buying Grape Seeds from Tithe farm and getting grapes between matches. It's fast way to level farming & cooking. (Culromancer chest is usually under-stocked & I didnt enjoy not spending/earning anything from Hosidius cooking minigame. The wines were great for my slayer grind.)
For the iron man method you can skip the fishing at lvl 1 to 20 by going to port sarim/ catherby fishing shop and buying sardines there, then cook it. For your fishing levels you're better off doing sea slugs quest.
What I did towards the end of cooking was go to the wiki and cook whatever gives the best gp/xp that still gives reasonable xp rates. For me, it was karambwans back then.
great video, updated any chance for a new guide on construction showing methods and going through rooms and what you can get in each room and what things do? the whole POH thing for me in confusing on what is useful etc and I can't find a guide on explaining what each room is capable off to its fullist
i wanted to get a mouse pad but u only have 1 in stock... too bad thats the one i didnt like. you gotta update your store with whats available or maybe add a pre order option and you custom make it for that person. just a thought
Hey, just started going for 99 cooking. Great timing with the guide! One thing that I found helps with one tick cooking is a metronome set to 200bpm (just search for one on youtube). On one tick, click the fish. On the next click the stove. On the next click the fish and so on. This should help develop muscle memory and you shouldn't need the metronome after a few minutes.
Big fan and I always watch your new videos when they come up, but how can you forgot about sacred eels for cooking exp as an alt way? The requirements are higher than the rest, but being profitable and ironman friendly is a another bonus. Huuuuuuggee fan dude!
Keep your burnt food! For some reason there’s a ton of filthy rich players who buy burnt food on trade worlds at the ge. They’ve become so bored with the game that they collect burnt food to show off to people who give 0 fucks. So don’t drop it, sell it!
Literally insta purchased a mouse pad and 100% forgot to type in the discount code LOL I would like my access money to go towards a round of drinks for the kitchen staff 😀
I did wines a month or 2 ago. Spent about 5m from 85-99, made like 50k wines. Was a little annoying and i camped crystal imps while i did it. Didnt take too long.
@@darionaarden5137 i mean, if you use dodgy necklace and have at least med ardy diary done you should be able to get it in about 70 hours from 55. Thats fast compared to most 99s
Do quests until 25-30 cooking then camp at the barbarian village next to the fire. People fish and drop fish close to the fire. Cook until about 55-60, then unlock hosidius kitchen range and get cooking gauntlets. Cook swordfish until level 80. 1 tick karambawans at hosidius until 99, at a good pace I was getting 600k exp an hour. Guide over, thanks everyone for coming.
Hi Theoatrix! I’ve been watching your videos and it’s helped me progress my account so much. Anyways I’m writing you because I would like to support your channel by purchasing a mouse pad however Your Magic Mouse pad is out of stock just wondering when you would be in stock again?
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⚔Join the "Theoatrix" friend's chat in-game for OSRS tips & tricks
💬VIDEO TIMESTAMPS💬
00:34 - How Cooking Works
01:15 - Why Train Cooking?
02:08 - Useful Items & Info
04:32 - Best Way To 99
08:23 - Alternative Methods
12:22 - Ironman Methods
Patiently waiting for the 1-99 magic guide brother 💀
@@curycurries9348 still a work in progress. Won't be too much longer
@@Theoatrix 🥳
@Theoatrix OSRS
Thanks for being such an up standing Bro for the OSRS community!
Watched your other 99 cooking guide when getting my alt acc to 99 using wines in f2p, which cost me around 10-13m at the time.
You've made huge progress in your editing skills since then, GZ.
Oh btw, GL on the slayer grind, hope you max soon.
Cheers everyone
Stay safe
why didnt you add the eel fishing for scales? good money and afk cooking xp
I'm not playing OSRS for almost 1 year now, but always watch your tutorials! Congrats for the great work!
Same bro.
Why not play?
Same lmaooo
Same man
Im already 99 cooking
Tried to show this to my gf she still can't cook tho.
It's cause she doesn't play OSRS......
maybe try starting there first.
Baby steps.
any female born after 1993 has lv1 cooking...
At least she is making wines now, in a couple of weeks I'm to drunk to care
@@nocturn333 I lucked out, my wife is a 94 and is bad ass on the ranged. I think she is a fishing and cooking pure 😂
Call her a noob and ridicule her for her non dragon boots
LOOOVE when people update their guides. Appreciate you, fam!
Fam? Didnt know yall knew eachother.
@@brumbysandwhich3854 he's fam to me!
Hey Theo, love the content as always. I would love to see a video of all the unlock-able 'bags'. Like Rune Pouch, Looting, and Seed Box. Then good ways to go about getting each.
That’s a great idea
Yeah i would like it too
I look forward to every notification from this channel. Literally such a wealth of information. Thanks babe
Thank you for redoing videos that you KNOW you can do better on. If you have any more of these, we love to see the improvements! Add (mm/yy) into the title after that and you're perfect man. It'll be easy to find the most updated guides.
3:33 Correction* There are 3 places. 1 in myths guild, 1 in rogues den and 1 in Mor Ul Rek bank (TzHaar city after showing fire cape)
i have 99 cooking and used the same method but still i watched it. anyway, thanks you for all the osrs content, loving it
I'm not even playing anymore and I still enjoy Theoatrix's guides. Makes me miss the game.
Mr. Theoatrix, You have done it again with another amazing video. I have been trying to max my skills to 99 and wanted to start with cooking was watching your old video and this popped up! Thank you so much for the updated video just in time for me. Much love and Respect.
Haha we’ve come full circle, eh? I remember watching this video one year ago and using it to get my first 99 ever in runescape.
Thanks so much Theo! Great vid as always and appreciate the updates to your content :D
P.S. incoming on 99 number 2 - 99 Farming is about 2m DP away
any more 99s a year later?
WWWWWWWWHATS GOING ON GUYS MY NAMES THEOATRIX
Bruh
You have the best OSRS videos, wish there was more people making videos like this.
need to make a mouse pad that just has all the skill capes on it id buy that
^ This please. Thanks :D
I second this!
I’ll buy it in a heartbeat!!!
Would definitely buy one
Just some random information, you forget the Sulphur Vent in tzhaar, thats also a no moving spot for cooking :).
Have a nice day
Hey bro. I don’t care what anyone else says, you can update your skill guides once a year and I’m still gonna watch em. Especially now that I’m leveling an HCIM
I’m so close to it. I’m at 97 cooking and have been making wine. I did the math and I can get to 99 by Sunday if I just power through the last 15k wines I need to make
great vid, cooking’s always been my favorite skill. then fletching. thank you!
Did 99 smith after ur last smit vid. Addy platebodys, only 30 mil. Good stuff
Was about to train cooking, thanks!!
Love all your guides dude, helped me get back into the game after my account was hacked 2 years ago.
For those of you like me, and are cooking Karambwans, and it keeps giving you poison ones instead of cooked (white) ones, use a tai wan bo tele, and talk to Tinsay or tiadeche (cant remember which) to the south of where you tp into and he'll tell you how to coom them, it's 180 xp to 80 xp doing poisoned ones and he also give you 5k cooking xp.
I don't play OSRS at all, I'm an RS3 player but I still find every Theoatrix vid really intriguing.
Got 90 cooking and saw this video, Ty's for the guide. Helpful like always, keep it up Theo
Got 99 cooking months ago im still watcher gotta support the homie
These guides are just awesome man
Great video there is also a fire in fight caves next to a bank after u get the fire cape😊
Recently did this on an alt. I burned 693 Sharks from 80-96 on hosidius kitchen (NO elite) with cooking gauntlets. Still profited all the way through. So if you choose to do sharks, do them immediately at 80 in hos w gaunt
Just started playing. Your videos are very helpful xD
Nice work, chef 👌
didnt think id see u heree
I haven’t played OSRS in 47 years but I still watch all your vids 🤪
Wines I went from 61-72 in like an hour and a half. Great way to level up cooking 👌🏼
Thanks Theo! I got 99 earlier this summer off your previous guide. Keep up the great work!
I used the Hosidius Kitchen from 82 to 99 using sharks. (and watching movies while doing it)
I made plenty of GP using that methode.
Even today a raw shark is 188 GP cheaper than a cooked shark.
alternatively use anglers which are only like a 100gp margin between raw and cooked but give 9.5% more xp per hour than sharks
i just became membs all these helped me so much i love you
i got 99 cooking on my main because of this guide thanks man!!
Name of the song at the beginning???
u ever find it bro?!!?! i need to know
I have been cooking anglers in Hosidius with gauntlets as soon as I unlocked them and even with beginning at 8-9% burnrate I still made profit and now my burn rates are only 3% at 88 cooking. Great method to do while watching shows or something else on the side, around 275k xp /h for me currently.
Thanks for that Ironman advice... I caught 200k trout and salmon in shilo village and cooked them all. 🙃
ty for the iron man section
If you have a fire cape, you can use the vent next to the bank in the fight caves. On the same tile as the bank so no moving whatsoever.
Theoatrix, btw the Hosidius kitchen is the best place as it is 5% less burn rate or 10% if you did the kourend and kebos diary. Also, with cooking gauntlets, it makes it even better. It's on the Osrs wiki, osrs burn rates I googled. Keep up the content, but I just wanted to give that pointer.
For UIM/ HCIM: I also enjoyed buying Grape Seeds from Tithe farm and getting grapes between matches. It's fast way to level farming & cooking. (Culromancer chest is usually under-stocked & I didnt enjoy not spending/earning anything from Hosidius cooking minigame. The wines were great for my slayer grind.)
Do grapes act like berry bushes? I always thought that you harvest and would have to replant a new seed
For the iron man method you can skip the fishing at lvl 1 to 20 by going to port sarim/ catherby fishing shop and buying sardines there, then cook it. For your fishing levels you're better off doing sea slugs quest.
watching your vids, always make me wonna play this game again :D
Grapes about to go up, I believe someone has a high supply 🤣 🤣 🤣
Yea someone's about to make bank on the noobs watching this vid
4.3m for 99 cooking daaaammnnnn son thats cheap lol
Paid 10-13m in f2p myself, no kidding.
@@CaptainJackedPickle Dam how did you get so much money in f2p
Once i hit sharks i actually made money with hosidius and gauntlets. It took forever but 4k per invent is not bad for afk
Compare that to construction which is 4.3 mil for like 10 levels 😂😂
@@lunanoxyt7009 armor trimming duh. Everyone knows that's how you make gp in f2p
thanks for the guide it helps tons :)
Man grapes are so OP I just put in my offer for them 8m for a 99 is so great thank you Theoatrix.
You’re merch is badass
What I did towards the end of cooking was go to the wiki and cook whatever gives the best gp/xp that still gives reasonable xp rates. For me, it was karambwans back then.
Cooking was my 2nd 99 skill!!!
At 11:30, what bank is that you’re using to cook karambwam?
Helpful tip the burnt food is worth more than cooked in some cases
11:00 Location of this spot with a good explaining please thanks. Sharks
great video, updated any chance for a new guide on construction showing methods and going through rooms and what you can get in each room and what things do? the whole POH thing for me in confusing on what is useful etc and I can't find a guide on explaining what each room is capable off to its fullist
8:38 said cooking instead of fishing! Love the vids man
Ye that’s what he meant to say
In the time it takes to ferment wine, you can be cooking in a few anglerfish
Idk but i trained at the fight caves also bank chest on the same tile, you need to have fire cape tho
Alright it’s been 2 weeks brotha , at 97. Gonna need you to buy these jugs of wine from me
I am already 99 cooking ,but I still watch your guide anyway.
i wanted to get a mouse pad but u only have 1 in stock... too bad thats the one i didnt like. you gotta update your store with whats available or maybe add a pre order option and you custom make it for that person. just a thought
im getting 99 cooking atm and doing the karambwan method in the hosidius kitchen
Hey, just started going for 99 cooking. Great timing with the guide!
One thing that I found helps with one tick cooking is a metronome set to 200bpm (just search for one on youtube). On one tick, click the fish. On the next click the stove. On the next click the fish and so on. This should help develop muscle memory and you shouldn't need the metronome after a few minutes.
Keep it up🔥
Why am i watching this im 99 cooking and its 3AM I SHOULD BE SLEEPING
Likewise think I watched to see if I could of done it better
Love this vids !
Big fan and I always watch your new videos when they come up, but how can you forgot about sacred eels for cooking exp as an alt way? The requirements are higher than the rest, but being profitable and ironman friendly is a another bonus. Huuuuuuggee fan dude!
You didn't post the link for your merch items? But I love your videos as always bro
about the karambwan with space bar i just used a clip and yoinked it on my spacebar so it keeps spamin space ofc i used a old keyboard for this
Keep your burnt food! For some reason there’s a ton of filthy rich players who buy burnt food on trade worlds at the ge. They’ve become so bored with the game that they collect burnt food to show off to people who give 0 fucks. So don’t drop it, sell it!
lumbridge castle if u cannot use the oven.
use the fireplace in the dining room :D no need to do the cake quest.
Thanks!
08:40, cooking xp but I think you mean fishing😳 great guide tho! I like the content
He did say that could could barb fish to 99 cooking when he should’ve said fishing, but 1m cooking XP from barb fishing to 99 is about right.
Literally insta purchased a mouse pad and 100% forgot to type in the discount code LOL I would like my access money to go towards a round of drinks for the kitchen staff 😀
How do you get those leo outfit? Or what is it
We made it boys
Isn't there also a vent in fight caves you can cook on right next to bank?
and now grapes have dropped down to 23 gold which is insane. It only costs like 2-3 mill if you include the jugs of water.
Funny how this video has come out when I’m going for 200m cooking. But I’m doing my Sharks to 200m since it’s best profit so far.
what about eels? as an alternative to barbarian fishing ? for either cooking or fishing , btw
How many wines would I need to make to get to 89 cooking from 75.
thanks theoatrix
lol funny theo is getting cooking gains next to me rn as im watching this XD
I did wines a month or 2 ago. Spent about 5m from 85-99, made like 50k wines. Was a little annoying and i camped crystal imps while i did it. Didnt take too long.
How long did 50k wines take?
I'm burning so many salmon. I get like 5 from a full inventory. It's pissing me off
10:23 location please on map how I come there....!!!!!!!
itd be nice to know how many wines it would take from 68-99
65061 - 2914.
Or roughly 62000.
Also at this time - 12th April 24, grapes are 8gp each.
ye the grapes at 37 GP now, insane how times change
Ive been cooking cod theyre 15g and sell for 15
Aye this is my only 99😂😂 and quest cape :)
Look into thieving ardy knight. Its also quick, EZPZ, and profitable.
Deviled Eggs its not quick bro 😂 but going for myself too
@@darionaarden5137 i mean, if you use dodgy necklace and have at least med ardy diary done you should be able to get it in about 70 hours from 55. Thats fast compared to most 99s
@@Straight_White_Fatherly_Figure will defo take a look soon! Currently grinding zalcano.
Do quests until 25-30 cooking then camp at the barbarian village next to the fire. People fish and drop fish close to the fire.
Cook until about 55-60, then unlock hosidius kitchen range and get cooking gauntlets. Cook swordfish until level 80.
1 tick karambawans at hosidius until 99, at a good pace I was getting 600k exp an hour. Guide over, thanks everyone for coming.
better guide
11:53 Is the pupper included with the mousepad?
Awesome video one again! :D
Would it be possible to get farming print as a poster from your store? Would love to buy one :)
How many cuts did it take you to say Tai Bwo Wannai trio?
Why don’t I have a hot key “2” like everyone else?
I found the reason to be cause I didn’t finished Tai Bwo Wannai
Hey man love the vid, whats your cookingt level?!
Can you do a deadman w345 guide and or playthrough?
Hi Theoatrix! I’ve been watching your videos and it’s helped me progress my account so much. Anyways I’m writing you because I would like to support your channel by purchasing a mouse pad however Your Magic Mouse pad is out of stock just wondering when you would be in stock again?