⚔Join the "Theoatrix" friend's chat in-game for OSRS tips & tricks 💬VIDEO TIMESTAMPS💬 00:34 - How Cooking Works 01:15 - Why Train Cooking? 02:08 - Useful Items & Info 04:32 - Best Way To 99 08:23 - Alternative Methods 12:22 - Ironman Methods
@Theoatrix OSRS Thanks for being such an up standing Bro for the OSRS community! Watched your other 99 cooking guide when getting my alt acc to 99 using wines in f2p, which cost me around 10-13m at the time. You've made huge progress in your editing skills since then, GZ. Oh btw, GL on the slayer grind, hope you max soon. Cheers everyone Stay safe
Hey Theo, love the content as always. I would love to see a video of all the unlock-able 'bags'. Like Rune Pouch, Looting, and Seed Box. Then good ways to go about getting each.
Thank you for redoing videos that you KNOW you can do better on. If you have any more of these, we love to see the improvements! Add (mm/yy) into the title after that and you're perfect man. It'll be easy to find the most updated guides.
For those of you like me, and are cooking Karambwans, and it keeps giving you poison ones instead of cooked (white) ones, use a tai wan bo tele, and talk to Tinsay or tiadeche (cant remember which) to the south of where you tp into and he'll tell you how to coom them, it's 180 xp to 80 xp doing poisoned ones and he also give you 5k cooking xp.
I’m so close to it. I’m at 97 cooking and have been making wine. I did the math and I can get to 99 by Sunday if I just power through the last 15k wines I need to make
Mr. Theoatrix, You have done it again with another amazing video. I have been trying to max my skills to 99 and wanted to start with cooking was watching your old video and this popped up! Thank you so much for the updated video just in time for me. Much love and Respect.
Haha we’ve come full circle, eh? I remember watching this video one year ago and using it to get my first 99 ever in runescape. Thanks so much Theo! Great vid as always and appreciate the updates to your content :D P.S. incoming on 99 number 2 - 99 Farming is about 2m DP away
Hey bro. I don’t care what anyone else says, you can update your skill guides once a year and I’m still gonna watch em. Especially now that I’m leveling an HCIM
Recently did this on an alt. I burned 693 Sharks from 80-96 on hosidius kitchen (NO elite) with cooking gauntlets. Still profited all the way through. So if you choose to do sharks, do them immediately at 80 in hos w gaunt
For UIM/ HCIM: I also enjoyed buying Grape Seeds from Tithe farm and getting grapes between matches. It's fast way to level farming & cooking. (Culromancer chest is usually under-stocked & I didnt enjoy not spending/earning anything from Hosidius cooking minigame. The wines were great for my slayer grind.)
For the iron man method you can skip the fishing at lvl 1 to 20 by going to port sarim/ catherby fishing shop and buying sardines there, then cook it. For your fishing levels you're better off doing sea slugs quest.
I used the Hosidius Kitchen from 82 to 99 using sharks. (and watching movies while doing it) I made plenty of GP using that methode. Even today a raw shark is 188 GP cheaper than a cooked shark.
What I did towards the end of cooking was go to the wiki and cook whatever gives the best gp/xp that still gives reasonable xp rates. For me, it was karambwans back then.
I have been cooking anglers in Hosidius with gauntlets as soon as I unlocked them and even with beginning at 8-9% burnrate I still made profit and now my burn rates are only 3% at 88 cooking. Great method to do while watching shows or something else on the side, around 275k xp /h for me currently.
Theoatrix, btw the Hosidius kitchen is the best place as it is 5% less burn rate or 10% if you did the kourend and kebos diary. Also, with cooking gauntlets, it makes it even better. It's on the Osrs wiki, osrs burn rates I googled. Keep up the content, but I just wanted to give that pointer.
Do quests until 25-30 cooking then camp at the barbarian village next to the fire. People fish and drop fish close to the fire. Cook until about 55-60, then unlock hosidius kitchen range and get cooking gauntlets. Cook swordfish until level 80. 1 tick karambawans at hosidius until 99, at a good pace I was getting 600k exp an hour. Guide over, thanks everyone for coming.
Hey, just started going for 99 cooking. Great timing with the guide! One thing that I found helps with one tick cooking is a metronome set to 200bpm (just search for one on youtube). On one tick, click the fish. On the next click the stove. On the next click the fish and so on. This should help develop muscle memory and you shouldn't need the metronome after a few minutes.
Literally insta purchased a mouse pad and 100% forgot to type in the discount code LOL I would like my access money to go towards a round of drinks for the kitchen staff 😀
great video, updated any chance for a new guide on construction showing methods and going through rooms and what you can get in each room and what things do? the whole POH thing for me in confusing on what is useful etc and I can't find a guide on explaining what each room is capable off to its fullist
Big fan and I always watch your new videos when they come up, but how can you forgot about sacred eels for cooking exp as an alt way? The requirements are higher than the rest, but being profitable and ironman friendly is a another bonus. Huuuuuuggee fan dude!
I did wines a month or 2 ago. Spent about 5m from 85-99, made like 50k wines. Was a little annoying and i camped crystal imps while i did it. Didnt take too long.
@@darionaarden5137 i mean, if you use dodgy necklace and have at least med ardy diary done you should be able to get it in about 70 hours from 55. Thats fast compared to most 99s
i wanted to get a mouse pad but u only have 1 in stock... too bad thats the one i didnt like. you gotta update your store with whats available or maybe add a pre order option and you custom make it for that person. just a thought
⚔Join the "Theoatrix" friend's chat in-game for OSRS tips & tricks
💬VIDEO TIMESTAMPS💬
00:34 - How Cooking Works
01:15 - Why Train Cooking?
02:08 - Useful Items & Info
04:32 - Best Way To 99
08:23 - Alternative Methods
12:22 - Ironman Methods
Patiently waiting for the 1-99 magic guide brother 💀
@@curycurries9348 still a work in progress. Won't be too much longer
@@Theoatrix 🥳
@Theoatrix OSRS
Thanks for being such an up standing Bro for the OSRS community!
Watched your other 99 cooking guide when getting my alt acc to 99 using wines in f2p, which cost me around 10-13m at the time.
You've made huge progress in your editing skills since then, GZ.
Oh btw, GL on the slayer grind, hope you max soon.
Cheers everyone
Stay safe
why didnt you add the eel fishing for scales? good money and afk cooking xp
Tried to show this to my gf she still can't cook tho.
It's cause she doesn't play OSRS......
maybe try starting there first.
Baby steps.
any female born after 1993 has lv1 cooking...
At least she is making wines now, in a couple of weeks I'm to drunk to care
@@nocturn333 I lucked out, my wife is a 94 and is bad ass on the ranged. I think she is a fishing and cooking pure 😂
Call her a noob and ridicule her for her non dragon boots
I'm not playing OSRS for almost 1 year now, but always watch your tutorials! Congrats for the great work!
Same bro.
Why not play?
Same lmaooo
Same man
Im already 99 cooking
Hey Theo, love the content as always. I would love to see a video of all the unlock-able 'bags'. Like Rune Pouch, Looting, and Seed Box. Then good ways to go about getting each.
That’s a great idea
LOOOVE when people update their guides. Appreciate you, fam!
Fam? Didnt know yall knew eachother.
@@brumbysandwhich3854 he's fam to me!
3:33 Correction* There are 3 places. 1 in myths guild, 1 in rogues den and 1 in Mor Ul Rek bank (TzHaar city after showing fire cape)
I look forward to every notification from this channel. Literally such a wealth of information. Thanks babe
Just some random information, you forget the Sulphur Vent in tzhaar, thats also a no moving spot for cooking :).
Have a nice day
WWWWWWWWHATS GOING ON GUYS MY NAMES THEOATRIX
Bruh
I'm not even playing anymore and I still enjoy Theoatrix's guides. Makes me miss the game.
Thank you for redoing videos that you KNOW you can do better on. If you have any more of these, we love to see the improvements! Add (mm/yy) into the title after that and you're perfect man. It'll be easy to find the most updated guides.
For those of you like me, and are cooking Karambwans, and it keeps giving you poison ones instead of cooked (white) ones, use a tai wan bo tele, and talk to Tinsay or tiadeche (cant remember which) to the south of where you tp into and he'll tell you how to coom them, it's 180 xp to 80 xp doing poisoned ones and he also give you 5k cooking xp.
need to make a mouse pad that just has all the skill capes on it id buy that
^ This please. Thanks :D
I second this!
I’ll buy it in a heartbeat!!!
Would definitely buy one
I’m so close to it. I’m at 97 cooking and have been making wine. I did the math and I can get to 99 by Sunday if I just power through the last 15k wines I need to make
i have 99 cooking and used the same method but still i watched it. anyway, thanks you for all the osrs content, loving it
Mr. Theoatrix, You have done it again with another amazing video. I have been trying to max my skills to 99 and wanted to start with cooking was watching your old video and this popped up! Thank you so much for the updated video just in time for me. Much love and Respect.
You have the best OSRS videos, wish there was more people making videos like this.
I don't play OSRS at all, I'm an RS3 player but I still find every Theoatrix vid really intriguing.
Haha we’ve come full circle, eh? I remember watching this video one year ago and using it to get my first 99 ever in runescape.
Thanks so much Theo! Great vid as always and appreciate the updates to your content :D
P.S. incoming on 99 number 2 - 99 Farming is about 2m DP away
any more 99s a year later?
Hey bro. I don’t care what anyone else says, you can update your skill guides once a year and I’m still gonna watch em. Especially now that I’m leveling an HCIM
Recently did this on an alt. I burned 693 Sharks from 80-96 on hosidius kitchen (NO elite) with cooking gauntlets. Still profited all the way through. So if you choose to do sharks, do them immediately at 80 in hos w gaunt
For UIM/ HCIM: I also enjoyed buying Grape Seeds from Tithe farm and getting grapes between matches. It's fast way to level farming & cooking. (Culromancer chest is usually under-stocked & I didnt enjoy not spending/earning anything from Hosidius cooking minigame. The wines were great for my slayer grind.)
Do grapes act like berry bushes? I always thought that you harvest and would have to replant a new seed
For the iron man method you can skip the fishing at lvl 1 to 20 by going to port sarim/ catherby fishing shop and buying sardines there, then cook it. For your fishing levels you're better off doing sea slugs quest.
I used the Hosidius Kitchen from 82 to 99 using sharks. (and watching movies while doing it)
I made plenty of GP using that methode.
Even today a raw shark is 188 GP cheaper than a cooked shark.
alternatively use anglers which are only like a 100gp margin between raw and cooked but give 9.5% more xp per hour than sharks
Was about to train cooking, thanks!!
great vid, cooking’s always been my favorite skill. then fletching. thank you!
If you have a fire cape, you can use the vent next to the bank in the fight caves. On the same tile as the bank so no moving whatsoever.
Love all your guides dude, helped me get back into the game after my account was hacked 2 years ago.
Did 99 smith after ur last smit vid. Addy platebodys, only 30 mil. Good stuff
I haven’t played OSRS in 47 years but I still watch all your vids 🤪
Got 90 cooking and saw this video, Ty's for the guide. Helpful like always, keep it up Theo
Nice work, chef 👌
didnt think id see u heree
What I did towards the end of cooking was go to the wiki and cook whatever gives the best gp/xp that still gives reasonable xp rates. For me, it was karambwans back then.
Helpful tip the burnt food is worth more than cooked in some cases
Grapes about to go up, I believe someone has a high supply 🤣 🤣 🤣
Yea someone's about to make bank on the noobs watching this vid
ty for the iron man section
I have been cooking anglers in Hosidius with gauntlets as soon as I unlocked them and even with beginning at 8-9% burnrate I still made profit and now my burn rates are only 3% at 88 cooking. Great method to do while watching shows or something else on the side, around 275k xp /h for me currently.
4.3m for 99 cooking daaaammnnnn son thats cheap lol
Paid 10-13m in f2p myself, no kidding.
@@CaptainJackedPickle Dam how did you get so much money in f2p
Once i hit sharks i actually made money with hosidius and gauntlets. It took forever but 4k per invent is not bad for afk
Compare that to construction which is 4.3 mil for like 10 levels 😂😂
@@lunanoxyt7009 armor trimming duh. Everyone knows that's how you make gp in f2p
Got 99 cooking months ago im still watcher gotta support the homie
In the time it takes to ferment wine, you can be cooking in a few anglerfish
Why am i watching this im 99 cooking and its 3AM I SHOULD BE SLEEPING
Likewise think I watched to see if I could of done it better
Great video there is also a fire in fight caves next to a bank after u get the fire cape😊
Thanks for that Ironman advice... I caught 200k trout and salmon in shilo village and cooked them all. 🙃
Theoatrix, btw the Hosidius kitchen is the best place as it is 5% less burn rate or 10% if you did the kourend and kebos diary. Also, with cooking gauntlets, it makes it even better. It's on the Osrs wiki, osrs burn rates I googled. Keep up the content, but I just wanted to give that pointer.
Just started playing. Your videos are very helpful xD
These guides are just awesome man
Do quests until 25-30 cooking then camp at the barbarian village next to the fire. People fish and drop fish close to the fire.
Cook until about 55-60, then unlock hosidius kitchen range and get cooking gauntlets. Cook swordfish until level 80.
1 tick karambawans at hosidius until 99, at a good pace I was getting 600k exp an hour. Guide over, thanks everyone for coming.
better guide
i got 99 cooking on my main because of this guide thanks man!!
lumbridge castle if u cannot use the oven.
use the fireplace in the dining room :D no need to do the cake quest.
and now grapes have dropped down to 23 gold which is insane. It only costs like 2-3 mill if you include the jugs of water.
Thanks Theo! I got 99 earlier this summer off your previous guide. Keep up the great work!
Hey, just started going for 99 cooking. Great timing with the guide!
One thing that I found helps with one tick cooking is a metronome set to 200bpm (just search for one on youtube). On one tick, click the fish. On the next click the stove. On the next click the fish and so on. This should help develop muscle memory and you shouldn't need the metronome after a few minutes.
Alright it’s been 2 weeks brotha , at 97. Gonna need you to buy these jugs of wine from me
watching your vids, always make me wonna play this game again :D
Funny how this video has come out when I’m going for 200m cooking. But I’m doing my Sharks to 200m since it’s best profit so far.
i just became membs all these helped me so much i love you
Man grapes are so OP I just put in my offer for them 8m for a 99 is so great thank you Theoatrix.
Idk but i trained at the fight caves also bank chest on the same tile, you need to have fire cape tho
I am already 99 cooking ,but I still watch your guide anyway.
thanks for the guide it helps tons :)
Thanks!
You’re merch is badass
8:38 said cooking instead of fishing! Love the vids man
Ye that’s what he meant to say
THAT PUPPY
Love this vids !
Literally insta purchased a mouse pad and 100% forgot to type in the discount code LOL I would like my access money to go towards a round of drinks for the kitchen staff 😀
great video, updated any chance for a new guide on construction showing methods and going through rooms and what you can get in each room and what things do? the whole POH thing for me in confusing on what is useful etc and I can't find a guide on explaining what each room is capable off to its fullist
Big fan and I always watch your new videos when they come up, but how can you forgot about sacred eels for cooking exp as an alt way? The requirements are higher than the rest, but being profitable and ironman friendly is a another bonus. Huuuuuuggee fan dude!
Best cape in the fucking game.
Uhh no
im getting 99 cooking atm and doing the karambwan method in the hosidius kitchen
ye the grapes at 37 GP now, insane how times change
I did wines a month or 2 ago. Spent about 5m from 85-99, made like 50k wines. Was a little annoying and i camped crystal imps while i did it. Didnt take too long.
How long did 50k wines take?
lol funny theo is getting cooking gains next to me rn as im watching this XD
Ive been cooking cod theyre 15g and sell for 15
thanks theoatrix
Aye this is my only 99😂😂 and quest cape :)
Look into thieving ardy knight. Its also quick, EZPZ, and profitable.
Deviled Eggs its not quick bro 😂 but going for myself too
@@darionaarden5137 i mean, if you use dodgy necklace and have at least med ardy diary done you should be able to get it in about 70 hours from 55. Thats fast compared to most 99s
@@Straight_White_Fatherly_Figure will defo take a look soon! Currently grinding zalcano.
We made it boys
Just so everyone knows the RfD requirement is boostable, so you can get level 65 cooking and boost with a chef's delight (m) to 70
Boy if you at 65 cooking going to 70 is nothing
i wanted to get a mouse pad but u only have 1 in stock... too bad thats the one i didnt like. you gotta update your store with whats available or maybe add a pre order option and you custom make it for that person. just a thought
I'm burning so many salmon. I get like 5 from a full inventory. It's pissing me off
Keep it up🔥
You didn't post the link for your merch items? But I love your videos as always bro
I love theo and kaos but these guides need to remember rnJesus and understand we dont get blessed with rng and 2 is realistically 3 hours
You are giving so much money to doctors with the karambwan method
08:40, cooking xp but I think you mean fishing😳 great guide tho! I like the content
He did say that could could barb fish to 99 cooking when he should’ve said fishing, but 1m cooking XP from barb fishing to 99 is about right.
You shouldve seen my frown when you said "you shouldnt go out and get your ingredients" because btw, Iron
about the karambwan with space bar i just used a clip and yoinked it on my spacebar so it keeps spamin space ofc i used a old keyboard for this
i made profit from karambwans at level 60
bite the bullet and learn to tick karambwans its the best way
Lvl is now 68 to stop failing wines just so anyone who checks comments knows.
I did it!
Very nice
The cooking guild has a bank right in front of a range.
Intros came along way
You can literally do wines. Only costs 70 gp loss per wine.
Awesome video one again! :D
Would it be possible to get farming print as a poster from your store? Would love to buy one :)
"You shouldn't go out and gather the resources yourself" me as an HC Ironman...
Got my iron to 2k+ total and have decided to try a main account.
So these guides are a godsend lol
Name of the song at the beginning???
second- Theoatrix for prez