How Do You Do Fellow Kids?

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  • Опубликовано: 19 окт 2024
  • COPPA and FTC regulations hit RUclips.
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Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @rustycage
    @rustycage  4 года назад +10662

    pretty sure I lost a sponsor today

  • @nerdcity
    @nerdcity 4 года назад +3519

    Bold choice to greenscreen yourself into the scene shorter than all the students.

  • @Sirmonke69
    @Sirmonke69 4 года назад +1877

    It’s funny how RUclips doesn’t say that RUclips Kids is a thing

    • @littlefela6889
      @littlefela6889 4 года назад +30

      @gunther Jake Paul makes videos on there, with some questionable content

    • @littlefela6889
      @littlefela6889 4 года назад +2

      @phisherman ruclips.net/video/ywcY8TvES6c/видео.html
      Go to 5 minutes. Jake paul is on RUclips kids, even though he doesn't have an account doesn't mean he isn't there

    • @MrNight-dg1ug
      @MrNight-dg1ug 4 года назад +1

      @@littlefela6889 Re-read what he wrote; RUclips picks kid-friendly content and slaps it in RUclips Kids.

    • @littlefela6889
      @littlefela6889 4 года назад +1

      @@MrNight-dg1ug ah, oops lol

    • @P0T4O
      @P0T4O 4 года назад +9

      There are multiple videos of South Park on RUclips kids.

  • @Evalend_
    @Evalend_ 4 года назад +1352

    Probably the best RAID: Shallow Legends ad read I've ever seen

  • @youkaybruh
    @youkaybruh 4 года назад +2068

    Rusty: "and, of course, my cat Carter"
    Carter: "sup"

    • @terilkinflamewood955
      @terilkinflamewood955 4 года назад +30

      Petition for Carter to co-host Rusty's videos.

    • @SPlDERRRRplays
      @SPlDERRRRplays 4 года назад +5

      @@terilkinflamewood955 i'd sign

    • @quuuuro
      @quuuuro 4 года назад +2

      When

    • @alison_gvf
      @alison_gvf 4 года назад +2

      Terilkin Flamewood now that’s something i would support.

    • @thegooobley1993
      @thegooobley1993 4 года назад +3

      I've watched this video 4 times
      And not once did I notice Carter
      I have the attention span of, of. Where was I.
      Ohh, yeah, I've watched this video 4 times, and not once did I notice Carter. I have the attention span of, of a fucking..... Shit, lost it again

  • @duchi882
    @duchi882 4 года назад +2808

    *COPPA:* _* Exists *_
    *Demonitization:* _* scans every video *_
    *Rusty Cage:* _sUwUicide_

    • @jami.j2044
      @jami.j2044 4 года назад +26

      Are you the new Justin Y or what. I see you everwhere

    • @noy3780
      @noy3780 4 года назад +57

      COPPA: OwO say bye bye to your jOwOb. *Deletes channel adorably*

    • @thedemomanclassfromtf2402
      @thedemomanclassfromtf2402 4 года назад +8

      Owo demondize me daddy -w-

    • @arklados3596
      @arklados3596 4 года назад +5

      SOWOicide

    • @tj5425
      @tj5425 4 года назад +3

      Tell Justin to come back, you're annoying

  • @Mothman1992
    @Mothman1992 4 года назад +949

    He could be in his 20s or his 50s and I wouldn't be surprised either way

  • @WillardWilliamss
    @WillardWilliamss 4 года назад +1267

    It took me five minutes to find out he wasn’t steve buscemi

    • @Mall13vm
      @Mall13vm 4 года назад +11

      Lmao

    • @user-nj9ll6em8k
      @user-nj9ll6em8k 4 года назад +9

      Drugs

    • @MeatMachine212
      @MeatMachine212 3 года назад +21

      It really does seem like he could be his son or whatever

    • @DanSan05
      @DanSan05 3 года назад +3

      Ooh there's 666 likes on this i'd better not do anything

    • @MeatMachine212
      @MeatMachine212 3 года назад +5

      @@DanSan05 yeah just stop moving, breathing, and thinking

  • @lstem3376
    @lstem3376 4 года назад +1509

    Raid Shadow Legends will sponsor literally anyone who’ll accept.

    • @j.j.d.9876
      @j.j.d.9876 4 года назад +63

      Just imagine how good the game would be if they put their marketing budget into development

    • @thunder7638
      @thunder7638 4 года назад +24

      @Coley Durham yeah that, or they need to pay the bills. I'm willing to give them the benefit of the doubt lol

    • @thechaoticbeing7964
      @thechaoticbeing7964 4 года назад

      Logan Stemler yep

    • @krispinwah2784
      @krispinwah2784 4 года назад +10

      @Coley Durham what does snake oil have to do with a stupid game? Just skip ahead, dumbfuck. They need to pay the bills when RUclips demonitises them randomly

    • @R-R-RanDom
      @R-R-RanDom 4 года назад +1

      *This comment was sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends on Android and iOS*

  • @lucifer8505
    @lucifer8505 4 года назад +399

    RUclips wasn’t even meant for kids in the first place lmao

    • @nickv.3573
      @nickv.3573 4 года назад +9

      Exactly

    • @bruh.1770
      @bruh.1770 4 года назад +22

      Might as well just throw youtube kids away

  • @freshbeans2
    @freshbeans2 4 года назад +580

    "Look at me, I turned out fine."
    *is currently living and recording in a shed*

    • @sofia7293
      @sofia7293 4 года назад +6

      Was he actually living in a shed or just using it for recording?

    • @sofia7293
      @sofia7293 4 года назад +5

      @OOSorah bet

    • @archungus
      @archungus 4 года назад

      Hahahaha

    • @mahsweet1539
      @mahsweet1539 4 года назад

      That's horrible(。ŏ﹏ŏ)

    • @sofia7293
      @sofia7293 4 года назад

      @Shmurda Lurda I mean he bought a house recently (Saw on his insta) so I'm betting $500 he doesn't live in a shed anymore

  • @shadowspector3611
    @shadowspector3611 4 года назад +550

    1:55 "Singing along to the Hearse Song."
    Imagine a 2.5 year old singing "they'll eat your guts and then sh!t them out!"

    • @luminoustorus548
      @luminoustorus548 4 года назад +6

      lolololol

    • @_jaydolls_5211
      @_jaydolls_5211 4 года назад +3

      *yes* -

    • @SilverCipher00
      @SilverCipher00 4 года назад +5

      This is so funny for some reason XD

    • @lsdadiccion
      @lsdadiccion 4 года назад +2

      Imagine if rusty actually gave the kid an autograph if you slow down the “blaw blaw blaw” then you can pause and read that the child grabs a guitar and sings along to the rhythm, and the parent said if they could get a personalized autograph of rusty.

    • @pacobell97
      @pacobell97 3 года назад +3

      The hearse song was a nursery rhyme so I dont think its to weird for them to listen/sing it but I dont believe it originally had "shit them out" in the lyrics so Its kinda not appropriate in that context anymore.

  • @suburbanoctopus4517
    @suburbanoctopus4517 4 года назад +728

    “look at me, i turned out fine”
    -Rusty Cage, 2019
    edit: why is everyone talking about bernie? who’s bernie?

  • @J.Skyler
    @J.Skyler 4 года назад +693

    Well it’s official. I have spent 18 full years of my lifetime without once-EVER- laughing at a 9/11 joke. This was changed today.
    So....thanks ?

    • @nguoixemkhongtontai2612
      @nguoixemkhongtontai2612 4 года назад +13

      J Skyler time to go to 9gag. Laugh your ass off

    • @thenathonian3491
      @thenathonian3491 4 года назад +42

      You shouldn't joke about 9/11, when someone does joke about 9/11 is just tends to usually crash and burn...

    • @nguoixemkhongtontai2612
      @nguoixemkhongtontai2612 4 года назад +3

      Nathonian Army YoU sHoULdN't jOkE aBoUt 9/11*quack quack*

    • @thenathonian3491
      @thenathonian3491 4 года назад +13

      @@nguoixemkhongtontai2612 Do you understand the joke? Like, do you understand the sarcasm, or was the "quack quack" a comment in regards to a matter I am unfamiliar with, a inside/meme joke, if you will? Not trying to be rude or anything, just clearing things up, if I am mistaken then I must say, my sincerest apology.

    • @nguoixemkhongtontai2612
      @nguoixemkhongtontai2612 4 года назад

      Nathonian Army 9/11 is the consequence event of USA interupt and control political foreign nation. They beat, bombing, raise violation, terrorist, civil war, fuel crisis around the global, specially islam or whatever their own people. They spend money on IS man, they run lobby to make Isarel politics weak. Someone or some nation gonna hate them. That event is horrible but strike into American heart and proud, call them to back off, leave our nation alone. Americans deserve that? No! But USA does.

  • @MrJamesralo
    @MrJamesralo 4 года назад +332

    "How do you do fellow kids?"
    ... not legally

    • @Skully8068
      @Skully8068 4 года назад +7

      Man arrested for pedophilia

    • @XXStrong1
      @XXStrong1 4 года назад +4

      “How do you do fellow kids?”
      “How do you do, fellow kids?”
      Remember, punctuation saves lives.
      This message has been brought to you by the Grammar Nazi Party, Sieg Hyphen!

    • @sackofpotatoes4146
      @sackofpotatoes4146 4 года назад +2

      For legal reasons that was a joke.

  • @ViceMightBeTaken
    @ViceMightBeTaken 4 года назад +661

    Raid literally sponsors anyone.
    TheOrdinarygamers literally roasted the game in a video and still got a request to sponsor.

  • @JaredGunzel
    @JaredGunzel 4 года назад +856

    RUclips has screwed rusty over so much he's literally living in a shed. Sympathy for you, ben

    • @osamabinladden7179
      @osamabinladden7179 4 года назад +6

      This nigga name is fillip???

    • @kierstanfaulks
      @kierstanfaulks 4 года назад +24

      Imagine a nigga named fillip

    • @MikasMeme
      @MikasMeme 4 года назад +5

      This happening to him made me wanna commit suwucide

    • @gibbies8629
      @gibbies8629 4 года назад +7

      @@osamabinladden7179 hes named Benjamin, not much better though.

    • @osamabinladden7179
      @osamabinladden7179 4 года назад +2

      @@MikasMeme film it

  • @tiashadrows3469
    @tiashadrows3469 4 года назад +2052

    “Educational content for preschoolers” *noose song starts playing*

  • @animatedharvey2378
    @animatedharvey2378 4 года назад +695

    You like suicide? Here’s a game called RAID: Shadow legends

    • @yespapa8102
      @yespapa8102 4 года назад +3

      If you get bullied, you can kill yourself. But I wouldn’t recommend that, but it’s your choice!
      For legal reasons I have to say I am not encouraging suicide.

    • @acherest2768
      @acherest2768 4 года назад +1

      Raid shadow legends = watching paint dry

  • @asbjrn4650
    @asbjrn4650 4 года назад +173

    when i was a really young kid my parents just talked english sometimes so that i coudnt understand them and when i had learned english they started talking german so i guess they could speak in a "non kid language"

    • @like31000
      @like31000 4 года назад +23

      how many languages do your parents know, when you will learn german will they speak russian?

    • @davisdf3064
      @davisdf3064 4 года назад +24

      @@like31000
      They will just go straight to binary codes

    • @scuffed5422
      @scuffed5422 4 года назад +5

      They start talking middle eastern and buy a plane

    • @asbjrn4650
      @asbjrn4650 4 года назад +3

      @@like31000 haha my dad actually studied a little bit of Russian when the soviet union fell so maybe

    • @magiv4205
      @magiv4205 4 года назад +3

      @@scuffed5422 because Middle Eastern is totally s language lol

  • @thiccchunguso7106
    @thiccchunguso7106 4 года назад +258

    I love how he made it literally painful to read out so as to note a clear sell out, I love rusty

  • @rustycage
    @rustycage  4 года назад +9560

    top 3 favorite emojis?

  • @simonedaishi5290
    @simonedaishi5290 4 года назад +217

    "Children need to be protected"
    yeah, from themselves.

  • @FilmCrowStudios
    @FilmCrowStudios 4 года назад +251

    6:48 I’m 99.99% sure this is actually how Raid Shadow Legends approaches you tubers to promote their game...

    • @asquirrel7757
      @asquirrel7757 4 года назад +5

      I think its 0:01

    • @davisdf3064
      @davisdf3064 4 года назад +8

      @@asquirrel7757
      How do you do fellow RUclipsrs? Do ya want to promote my game?

    • @asquirrel7757
      @asquirrel7757 4 года назад +6

      @@davisdf3064 yes thats exactly how it happends

    • @davisdf3064
      @davisdf3064 4 года назад +2

      @@asquirrel7757
      And then they die

  • @spiens8269
    @spiens8269 4 года назад +1322

    RUclips IS LITERALLY A TEEN APP
    It says it’s rated teen in the appstore

    • @ZTM0nster
      @ZTM0nster 4 года назад +41

      Mature not teen but not really a difference

    • @quillgoblin
      @quillgoblin 4 года назад +40

      It’s rated 17+

    • @chey1372
      @chey1372 4 года назад +8

      bruh moment

    • @RealGracefulGoose
      @RealGracefulGoose 4 года назад +46

      The terms and conditions always have said 13.

    • @f4llenhite955
      @f4llenhite955 4 года назад +11

      go watch youtube kids kids

  • @blueflower5838
    @blueflower5838 4 года назад +416

    Holy shit i just realized hes like a young more charming Steve Buscemi.

    • @freddyfreaker3461
      @freddyfreaker3461 4 года назад +8

      youve just now realized?

    • @grimmseti
      @grimmseti 4 года назад +3

      Shit. You're right! LOL

    • @liambeers8458
      @liambeers8458 4 года назад +2

      Bro fr

    • @lilmrclean
      @lilmrclean 4 года назад +2

      Mr. Døpe that’s exactly what I thought when the movie ghost world was on tv and I was watching it for literally no reason. I saw Steve buscemi in that movie and I was like “is that rusty cage?!!!?” I obviously knew it wasn’t him but damn they are similar.

    • @solus8685
      @solus8685 4 года назад +2

      @@goatsmilk6614 'He's sexy but in a rat kinda way' - some guy from some comment section

  • @qrowok1104
    @qrowok1104 4 года назад +573

    “Drinking and driving is not a game” your right it’s a challenge

    • @vancefamily5880
      @vancefamily5880 4 года назад +8

      Inacio ok boomer take your English lessons back to school

    • @ethanstorrier9960
      @ethanstorrier9960 4 года назад +2

      Inacio grammar police

    • @bruhmoments3985
      @bruhmoments3985 4 года назад

      @@vancefamily5880 you're mad because you can't spell

    • @vancefamily5880
      @vancefamily5880 4 года назад +5

      bruh moments how would you know? So far I’ve spelt everything here correctly. You’re just salty that he was the grammar nazi first and not you.

    • @bruhmoments3985
      @bruhmoments3985 4 года назад

      @@vancefamily5880 ok boomer

  • @the1andonlydrmixxel
    @the1andonlydrmixxel 4 года назад +85

    I can 100% clarify this video describes how Raid: Shadow Legends treats youtubers.

  • @peeb6412
    @peeb6412 4 года назад +100

    RUclips: Alright, let’s check this chan-
    Rusty Cage: *THE FLAMES RISE UP, TO DRAG YOU DOWN*

    • @peeb6412
      @peeb6412 4 года назад +3

      *YOUR SKIN MELTS OFF, AS YOU DESCEND*

  • @ttv_karkaria14
    @ttv_karkaria14 4 года назад +436

    Rusty: how to tie a nose
    RUclips:yies it's family friendly

    • @ninjapistol14
      @ninjapistol14 4 года назад +12

      How to tie a nose

    • @roboticsandwich8139
      @roboticsandwich8139 4 года назад +9

      I’ve tried many noses

    • @tigershark8867
      @tigershark8867 4 года назад +9

      If you are able to tie noses, then you either have magical nose-stretching powers or your neighbors have unnaturally large noses.

    • @cuvsly
      @cuvsly 4 года назад +1

      Noose or Nouse

    • @theguyintheworks8838
      @theguyintheworks8838 4 года назад +3

      @@tigershark8867 I think its genetic, some people have noses that are much easier to tie than others.

  • @nob2243
    @nob2243 4 года назад +159

    "There's a *BRUH* underneath these pallets"

    • @Echo_ohc3
      @Echo_ohc3 4 года назад +6

      DEEZ PALLETS BRUH

  • @landonr5120
    @landonr5120 3 года назад +60

    As a 0.3 year old I am frankly enthralled by this content

  • @iFireRonin
    @iFireRonin 4 года назад +123

    They need to remake Gemini Man with Rusty Cage and Steve Buscemi.

  • @pinkadeparade
    @pinkadeparade 4 года назад +110

    "naughty naughty youtube!" - rusty cage

  • @a.s.mstudios2000
    @a.s.mstudios2000 4 года назад +1312

    Nobody:
    Not anyone ever:
    Rusty Cage: *casually walks out of locker*

    • @juicymeatballs8345
      @juicymeatballs8345 4 года назад +5

      E

    • @defusion5536
      @defusion5536 4 года назад +3

      🙃

    • @goatllama9413
      @goatllama9413 4 года назад +3

      Uhh.. how is that funny??

    • @oldmanconsequences5872
      @oldmanconsequences5872 4 года назад +2

      @@goatllama9413 cuz Steve Bushimi is short and small and so is Rusty

    • @APerson-go6bz
      @APerson-go6bz 4 года назад +4

      @A.S.M Studios That wasn't a locker, it was from the hallway, and if you take a careful look, you can tell.

  • @talentedpigeon3296
    @talentedpigeon3296 4 года назад +164

    All we found is a bra, an empty beer can, and a used condom wrapper. We may never know what took place

    • @heckinkek1644
      @heckinkek1644 4 года назад +29

      Not enough clues to string together, what a shame

    • @itsblueflame5037
      @itsblueflame5037 4 года назад +10

      Two socks

    • @webtoon.crumblchar
      @webtoon.crumblchar 3 года назад +2

      🤨

    • @grayemn1409
      @grayemn1409 3 года назад +4

      @@itsblueflame5037 unmatching sovks may i add

    • @thevoider329
      @thevoider329 3 года назад +1

      i mean it can be one of two things most likely so .......let's not talk about it

  • @kaijones8671
    @kaijones8671 4 года назад +676

    Rustys shed looks like a place where a mexian drug dealer would hide when on the run

    • @theyoutubecommenter3253
      @theyoutubecommenter3253 4 года назад +17

      Plot twist: rusty cage is a mexican

    • @jleopanders4209
      @jleopanders4209 4 года назад +6

      It does look mexian

    • @florvillota5
      @florvillota5 4 года назад +1

      kenten 356 plot twist: Rusty cage is a toy via sids basement

    • @SaintZarr
      @SaintZarr 4 года назад +2

      I hope this is a joke and not meant to be racist

    • @Ronathanrongers
      @Ronathanrongers 4 года назад +4

      kenten 356 mexian tf is that

  • @JerryFilms
    @JerryFilms 4 года назад +269

    Rusty’s living up to his father, Steve Buscemi’s legacy I see

  • @nou167
    @nou167 4 года назад +1636

    I bet there’s still going to be the kids in the comments like : do more knife game songs

    • @jennypenny8635
      @jennypenny8635 4 года назад +9

      No, I want more KNIVE game vids. Do mre plz rusty

    • @jennypenny8635
      @jennypenny8635 4 года назад +9

      @LittleRedRhuari RRR Brain.exe has stopped working in the following file: http:/WWE_Guy/ auto restart in 30 seconds

    • @karlisulmanis3810
      @karlisulmanis3810 4 года назад +6

      @@jennypenny8635 you truly are an actual fucking kid

    • @darkassassin8506
      @darkassassin8506 4 года назад

      Yup

    • @kiinuyo
      @kiinuyo 4 года назад +4

      Joseph Stalin Its a joke, calm down

  • @goldxcynical2986
    @goldxcynical2986 4 года назад +309

    You know, this copa thing could be resolved if they made a kids RUclips site or something...
    Wait a second-

    • @bebop2530
      @bebop2530 3 года назад +7

      Jovien Yang Just wait until you meet my 11 year old step brother

    • @Cornstarchrr
      @Cornstarchrr 2 года назад

      @@bebop2530 bruh- just go away

  • @youarecrimge2980
    @youarecrimge2980 4 года назад +2025

    Nobody:
    Rusty cage: sUWUicide

    • @Earlys-ec4iz
      @Earlys-ec4iz 4 года назад +10

      Stop!!!

    • @Noone-yo6yr
      @Noone-yo6yr 4 года назад +23

      @@Earlys-ec4iz its just a joke. If you dont like it then leave

    • @Earlys-ec4iz
      @Earlys-ec4iz 4 года назад +4

      @@Noone-yo6yr look at the letters that are uppercase. You will see what I mean.

    • @Noone-yo6yr
      @Noone-yo6yr 4 года назад +23

      @@Earlys-ec4iz i know what it is
      Its an UwU
      Which is a face.
      Just stop please and let them joke around. They're not hurting you in any way. If you dont like this then just stop argueing. Theres really no need

    • @georgelincolnrockwell5418
      @georgelincolnrockwell5418 4 года назад +25

      Lol furries SHOULD go commit s-UWUicide

  • @madsad7136
    @madsad7136 4 года назад +435

    "Cuz I got kicked out and moved into this shed."
    Aha it's probably just a bit.
    *Shows Shed*
    Oh he wasn't kidding 😅

    • @anonymousgirl4762
      @anonymousgirl4762 4 года назад +19

      Or its his shed

    • @darkassassin8506
      @darkassassin8506 4 года назад +3

      FrostyWolf I think he just found it it’s probably not his shed cause of the end

  • @plinomir20
    @plinomir20 4 года назад +231

    I spent too much time laughing at the sUwUicide joke

  • @joyita2607
    @joyita2607 4 года назад +40

    "Who buries a bra underneath a pallet?"
    A serial killer; most likely.

  • @keddie8447
    @keddie8447 4 года назад +312

    No one:
    Rusty after a month of being dead:

  • @BillyBob-qu1fs
    @BillyBob-qu1fs 4 года назад +364

    >Look at me I turned out fine
    Can't argue that one

  • @panos21sonic
    @panos21sonic 4 года назад +327

    Rusty: ".... At 11... And look, I turned out fine!"
    Also Rusty: "This is the story of how I stole a slushy machine at 16"

    • @fuumax7969
      @fuumax7969 4 года назад

      THAT'S what you bring up?

  • @oliwer886
    @oliwer886 4 года назад +234

    I think the noose song is totally for children!
    My 8 year old sibling listened to it and followed the instructions

    • @thewanderinggamer1369
      @thewanderinggamer1369 4 года назад +17

      Haha jokes on you she also would have followed the tip to never lose hope

    • @micahsux_
      @micahsux_ 4 года назад +1

      wow suicide bro funny!!!!111 ahahhahahaha funny bro 😐

    • @Slash2314YT
      @Slash2314YT 4 года назад +16

      @@micahsux_ I bet you are fun at partys. (Sarcasm btw)

    • @micahsux_
      @micahsux_ 4 года назад +2

      Slash2314YT I bet you’re good at English class.

    • @Slash2314YT
      @Slash2314YT 4 года назад +10

      @@micahsux_ I am actually

  • @AJOlesen
    @AJOlesen 4 года назад +438

    Kids back then: “RIP to the those dead bodies”
    Kids now: “look at that dead body!”

    • @theycallmesoup9306
      @theycallmesoup9306 4 года назад +3

      Ok boomer

    • @pixelgaming4108
      @pixelgaming4108 4 года назад

      logan paul ahahaahahahhahahaahahaaha

    • @fuckyouimdrunk9139
      @fuckyouimdrunk9139 4 года назад +1

      I smell Logan Paul

    • @Iris-us3tx
      @Iris-us3tx 4 года назад +2

      AJ Olesen me a 11 year old seeing a dead body: “oh wow looks interesting I wonder what happend, did they get stabbed?, did they get shoot, did they commit? Either way RIP”

    • @iamnotinvolved1309
      @iamnotinvolved1309 4 года назад

      This isnt true at all. Not laugh didn't funny

  • @eike4052
    @eike4052 4 года назад +99

    "and look at me, I turned out fine!"

  • @tomashumano4497
    @tomashumano4497 4 года назад +67

    Rusty: how do you do fellow kids?
    Me: *gets uncontrollable flashbacks to Steve Buscemi in the grown-ups movie costume party bit*

  • @slightlyannoyedegg5466
    @slightlyannoyedegg5466 4 года назад +35

    I never knew that this guy was the man in the actual meme

  • @gwynmoth3940
    @gwynmoth3940 4 года назад +656

    People treat kids like glass vases instead of human beings.

    • @TheColonelCookiez
      @TheColonelCookiez 4 года назад +66

      and then when they reach an arbitrary age determined by gubment suddenly nobody gives a shit

    • @florvillota5
      @florvillota5 4 года назад +29

      And then they rape the vase

    • @peachy8565
      @peachy8565 4 года назад +3

      Yea I know. I hate it.

    • @kairyu2914
      @kairyu2914 4 года назад +2

      Honestly when i was young i saw some pretty gory stuff, i regret it and now i have nightmares

    • @landanlundin4488
      @landanlundin4488 4 года назад +1

      No ones gonna talk about that hes a kid

  • @theshirtman7232
    @theshirtman7232 4 года назад +191

    “Drinking and driving is not a game” nope, its a lifestyle!

    • @BillyBob-yx3oc
      @BillyBob-yx3oc 4 года назад

      XD

    • @fkssjs
      @fkssjs 4 года назад

      Fitness isnt just a hobby its a lifestyle

  • @cmdrsocks
    @cmdrsocks 4 года назад +36

    I look forward to seeing that shed in a future episode of America's Most Twisted Serial Killers.

  • @CrispedWizard
    @CrispedWizard 4 года назад +29

    "How do you do fellow kids?"
    You said you would get in trouble with the FTC, when really, your gonna get in trouble with the FBI.

  • @Sammyel808
    @Sammyel808 4 года назад +201

    Rusty cage “jump off the trampoline and land on your neck”
    RUclips takes down the video because it’s for kids

    • @benhuang8542
      @benhuang8542 4 года назад

      Sam Pawliske Rusty is the last person that should be affected by this

  • @reganlaundry
    @reganlaundry 4 года назад +1438

    Rusty: I turned out just fine for seeing mutilated bodies at the age of 11
    us: 👁👄👁

    • @Clara-pv9zq
      @Clara-pv9zq 4 года назад +36

      Me when I was 11: same

    • @Gagrant90
      @Gagrant90 4 года назад +53

      Same, but not on the internet.

    • @apidimus7347
      @apidimus7347 4 года назад +3

      Same

    • @thegooobley1993
      @thegooobley1993 4 года назад +22

      @@Gagrant90 you must have been in New York at the time.
      (Starts drifting off)
      There were a lot of good people who jumped (sad)

    • @edef1244
      @edef1244 4 года назад +8

      @@Clara-pv9zq Ya'll need therapy. Not that I'm shaming, I need some too

  • @kek4567
    @kek4567 4 года назад +58

    There seems to be quite an interesting story that happened one night in that shed. At least they were safe

  • @ozzyv3419
    @ozzyv3419 4 года назад +13

    6:38 BEST RAID SHADOW LEGENDS AD 😂😂😂

  • @BrittanyChenteale
    @BrittanyChenteale 4 года назад +1557

    whose bra is that?! you've had other women over???

  • @yoo6bird914
    @yoo6bird914 4 года назад +1061

    No body:
    E girls: SUwUicide

  • @nostalgicfeels5145
    @nostalgicfeels5145 4 года назад +350

    Rusty Cage: I turned out *fine*
    Me: *laughs in child*

  • @steshar2975
    @steshar2975 3 года назад +2

    32 yr old here from PA. The drinking games racing home in your car is got to be the funniest God damn thing I've heard in a long time. You the man Rusty. New subscriber here. Sad I didn't find your channel sooner. About to check out your comment book now. Probably will order it to show my support. Your channels very unique.

  • @bentramer682
    @bentramer682 4 года назад +49

    I love how you made a Steve Buscemi reference after years of people telling you how you look like him.

  • @catfilmz
    @catfilmz 4 года назад +204

    I can’t tell if this was actually sponsored by Raid

    • @0urlady0fsorr0wss
      @0urlady0fsorr0wss 4 года назад +8

      CatFilmz it’s just like the Sargento joke he did I can’t even tell either

    • @lead_tv
      @lead_tv 4 года назад +8

      if you could read the description or the top comment you'd know it is

    • @0urlady0fsorr0wss
      @0urlady0fsorr0wss 4 года назад

      Lead_TV ik but for a hot minute I didn’t know before I checked the description

    • @winstonsmith7858
      @winstonsmith7858 4 года назад

      I have no issue with him shilling especially when youtube is screwing original content creators.

    • @0urlady0fsorr0wss
      @0urlady0fsorr0wss 4 года назад

      Winston Smith yeah it’s desperate times

  • @Bumbleoni
    @Bumbleoni 4 года назад +179

    "Drinking and driving is not a game."
    That's right, kids

  • @smellthel
    @smellthel 3 года назад +9

    “I turned out fine”
    Less than a minute later:
    “I recently got kicked out of my old house”

  • @ifthesewallscouldtalktheyp7692
    @ifthesewallscouldtalktheyp7692 4 года назад +66

    0:02
    Now he, looks like a fellow kid

    • @no-kf8yy
      @no-kf8yy 4 года назад

      He oddly looks like a young steve.

  • @cdretro8108
    @cdretro8108 4 года назад +388

    “ when I was a kid tick-tock was the sound the clocks made as we silently watched in fear as the plane hit Second tower A lot of fine people lost today.”

  • @MatthewA1106
    @MatthewA1106 4 года назад +214

    "Look at me I turned out fine"
    Uhh im not too sure about that one

    • @the_goblin_kingbb6485
      @the_goblin_kingbb6485 4 года назад +13

      "Just normally has a nuse hanging in his filming area"

    • @wolfiehowell1110
      @wolfiehowell1110 4 года назад +7

      You sure about that one chief

    • @themanicman8458
      @themanicman8458 4 года назад +4

      Matthew Ayers I was scrolling through the comments and the second he said I turned out fine I saw yours

    • @VyriC
      @VyriC 4 года назад +5

      @@the_goblin_kingbb6485 n u s e

    • @diseasedw0rm514
      @diseasedw0rm514 4 года назад +2

      000Emo girl000
      yes i too use a nuse, forget the noose use the nuse

  • @housbous1096
    @housbous1096 4 года назад +14

    He really does look like a younger version of the “fellow kids” dude! XD

  • @oxnym6419
    @oxnym6419 4 года назад +59

    “In my shed I have just the normal stuff, y’know, computer, desk, lighting, *N O O S E* , paint cans...”

    • @ku5713
      @ku5713 4 года назад +5

      And the P O O P S O C K

  • @atomicwoodpecker0123
    @atomicwoodpecker0123 4 года назад +333

    Holy shit I never realized that Rusty Cage looks like Steve Buscemi

    • @alexbrown8618
      @alexbrown8618 4 года назад +1

      Supreme Snek woah...

    • @arctrog
      @arctrog 4 года назад +7

      You never noticed? I have a side by side as my desktop background

    • @bricksymalone493
      @bricksymalone493 4 года назад

      MISTER PINK

  • @evelyngaming6270
    @evelyngaming6270 4 года назад +54

    RUclips: *screaming about COPPA, and FTC*
    Rusty: Perfect time to break out the Steve Buscemi cosplay

    • @mrnat3058
      @mrnat3058 4 года назад +1

      Rusty is always wearing the Steve Buscemi cosplay.

  • @Antlegs
    @Antlegs 4 года назад +3

    this is my favourite video on the internet by far

  • @YesYes-io8gd
    @YesYes-io8gd 4 года назад +233

    “A lot of fine people were lost that day” (happy music Started playing)
    2:35
    Hey rusty if you some how see this do you think you’re going to make more music like poor narrator or blast em? Keep up
    the good work and 🇮🇱 ✈️ 🏢🏢

  • @Giygas-c5n
    @Giygas-c5n 4 года назад +313

    There are definitely still going to be kids that are like: "play knife game!."

    • @storlok1922
      @storlok1922 4 года назад +2

      True

    • @thered4084
      @thered4084 4 года назад +3

      Play knife game

    • @gabbypalang
      @gabbypalang 4 года назад +1

      don't be one of those people who overedits comments based on likes

    • @Giygas-c5n
      @Giygas-c5n 4 года назад +3

      @@gabbypalang okay, I will remove it I was just amazed that I hit gold on just 1 day

    • @gabbypalang
      @gabbypalang 4 года назад +1

      @@Giygas-c5n damn didn't think you'd listen to me
      good on you man
      have a good one

  • @milos6810
    @milos6810 4 года назад +173

    2:47 “is that language that children can understand “
    Every 10 yr old on mw2: *insert pic of elon musk laughing*

  • @alexathekitsune7467
    @alexathekitsune7467 4 года назад +15

    Rusty if the only RUclipsr that can get away with reading a sponsorship at gunpoint. X3

  • @yunhyy
    @yunhyy 4 года назад +101

    “My content is not intended for children”
    COPPA: What is that I hear? Your content IS intended for children?

    • @rubygoldgames
      @rubygoldgames 4 года назад

      Coppa is just a law made by the FTC

    • @yunhyy
      @yunhyy 4 года назад

      GoldenLikeRuby Games I’m fully aware that it’s a law

  • @Rickey1
    @Rickey1 4 года назад +383

    RUclips: “...whether or not it’s educational for preschoolers-“
    Rusty Cage: *LETS LEARN HOW TO TIE A NOOSE*

    • @peggyleo7257
      @peggyleo7257 4 года назад +2

      Child leave

    • @storlok1922
      @storlok1922 4 года назад +3

      It is practical for every use!!!

    • @kaijones8671
      @kaijones8671 4 года назад +2

      And to give up all your hope

    • @abogmus8904
      @abogmus8904 4 года назад

      you make a loop

    • @shinobibeats1330
      @shinobibeats1330 4 года назад +1

      @@kaijones8671 never consider self abuse
      This is how you tie a noose

  • @ramiere1412
    @ramiere1412 4 года назад +83

    I was just thinking about how much you looked like him yesterday and now this lol

    • @bringme1kscrubscribers10
      @bringme1kscrubscribers10 4 года назад +4

      I wasnt but once I saw the image I instantly realized how similar they look

  • @b0leg23
    @b0leg23 4 года назад +24

    "I've seen mutilated corpses on rotten when I was 11" same man, same

  • @khalidius1551
    @khalidius1551 4 года назад +105

    Steve Buscemi rants about children for 5 minutes straight

  • @xdpancakes-c7735
    @xdpancakes-c7735 4 года назад +81

    Insults RUclips, still gets ads.
    Letsssss goooo my guy

  • @qwertzuwu
    @qwertzuwu 4 года назад +195

    "sUwUicide"
    im dying inside

  • @lardyparty1177
    @lardyparty1177 3 года назад +10

    “Gotta protect the children, put safety lids in the drain cleaner”
    When I was a kid we didn’t have this safety bs, we just slowly died in our parents arms because we poured drain cleaner into our mouth and eyes

  • @yourfather8865
    @yourfather8865 4 года назад +147

    "Look at me, I turned out just fine !"
    5minutes later
    "I like apoxifying rats and sometimes gluing dead flies together"
    yeeeeeeah....

    • @proudtitanicdenier4300
      @proudtitanicdenier4300 4 года назад +8

      Wait, you don't do that? Freak.

    • @shotgun6125
      @shotgun6125 4 года назад +2

      They’re strange hobbies, I’ll admit, but to each his or her own

    • @yourfather8865
      @yourfather8865 4 года назад

      @@shotgun6125 I'm not trying to discredit that, I love his apoxy video, but if you go around saying you glue dead flies together for fun.. Let's say you'll get weird looks

    • @animani355
      @animani355 4 года назад

      I read your comment at the same time that part of the video played lol

  • @spep_525
    @spep_525 4 года назад +108

    Is it just me or does rusty cage actually look like a young Steve Buscemi?

  • @trentlane2029
    @trentlane2029 4 года назад +215

    Replace Steve Buscemi with Rusty Cage and noone would even know the diffrence

    • @scourgedface
      @scourgedface 4 года назад +5

      or tim curry

    • @nonamehours6428
      @nonamehours6428 4 года назад

      "What do you mean you don't tip?"

    • @stancs702
      @stancs702 4 года назад +1

      How do you know he hasn't already

    • @nonamehours6428
      @nonamehours6428 4 года назад

      @@stancs702 He did a video where it was an impression of Steve Buscemi in Reservoir Dogs but I can't find it

    • @trentlane2029
      @trentlane2029 4 года назад

      @@stancs702 That is a good point

  • @TagetesAlkesta
    @TagetesAlkesta 2 года назад +1

    One of my favorite ad reads ever

  • @merik2001
    @merik2001 4 года назад +33

    2:27 Well that escalated quickly

  • @TheSoup222222
    @TheSoup222222 4 года назад +111

    i was wondering when steve buscemi would play rusty cage

  • @familyaw2011
    @familyaw2011 4 года назад +208

    The fact that there was a shirt, a bra, and a condom wrapper tells me that something happened

  • @KoombaL
    @KoombaL 4 года назад +2

    My 5 year old LOVES your channel! He watches it every day, he's been a subscriber for 4 years now and I also think your channel is very entertaining!

  • @eacomicshd576
    @eacomicshd576 4 года назад +76

    2020: Oh Sh1t where’s you channel

  • @animeperson4824
    @animeperson4824 4 года назад +52

    Ite ima head ou- “YOU SEE RUclips HAS BEEN ILLEGALLING COLECTING USER DATA ON CHILDREN! naughty naughty youtube”
    I am getting mixed emotions

  • @misterkoneko2389
    @misterkoneko2389 4 года назад +204

    Bra socks condom
    Clearly they had a good time

    • @classicco-op5580
      @classicco-op5580 4 года назад +15

      Or It could be a less consensual outcome.

    • @That0neDud
      @That0neDud 4 года назад +8

      @@classicco-op5580 that's about what I think happened

    • @ballerbeau69
      @ballerbeau69 4 года назад +4

      dont forget the beer can

    • @nwefe
      @nwefe 3 года назад +1

      and an empty beer can
      thats all you need to have a good time

    • @Varionixdafloof2345
      @Varionixdafloof2345 3 года назад

      l"et's all go Fk in the shed! rock it till it breaks and never come back again" (No pun entended on the come back again bit but you can take it that way if you wish...)

  • @quinnybean6602
    @quinnybean6602 4 года назад +9

    5:40-6:04 I’m no detective but I think some shit went down in that shed