I BOUGHT MY FRIEND HIS DREAM CAR!!

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  • Опубликовано: 23 май 2020
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  • @Aurongel
    @Aurongel 3 года назад +20679

    Disturbing absurd humor aside, this is actually a pretty solid takedown of both narcissistic internet celebrity worship culture and the rampant consumerism it supports.

    • @TheTriangle444
      @TheTriangle444 3 года назад +1045

      I remember those Oprah audience members that were granted cars and they went bankrupt so fast they couldnt keep up with the taxes

    • @leonsalgeuro
      @leonsalgeuro 3 года назад +452

      we live in a society

    • @sanjivinsmoke9154
      @sanjivinsmoke9154 3 года назад +226

      @@leonsalgeuro we really do, king.

    • @sanjivinsmoke9154
      @sanjivinsmoke9154 3 года назад +28

      @Roman Bellic what a nice moment

    • @Aurongel
      @Aurongel 3 года назад +15

      @M A D A S P E E D What...?

  • @JAMARISPEAKS
    @JAMARISPEAKS 3 года назад +66348

    jesus christ this aged well

    • @yvescajou8914
      @yvescajou8914 3 года назад +1383

      I came back to say the same thing after seeing your video 😂😂

    • @dr3amkiller725
      @dr3amkiller725 3 года назад +301

      Yes it did

    • @jojomojofofo
      @jojomojofofo 3 года назад +186

      Yo just watched your video!

    • @YZYGWD
      @YZYGWD 3 года назад +931

      “When people think of you they really think of me” really sums up David

    • @thedissidentleftist6997
      @thedissidentleftist6997 3 года назад +85

      Perfectly.

  • @jessievelasco6074
    @jessievelasco6074 Год назад +3461

    Lmao he actually smiles like that

  • @derickmoncado
    @derickmoncado 3 месяца назад +476

    The forced tongue smile for David is SO accurate.

    • @ashley3k
      @ashley3k День назад

      Noooo that's _Dylan_

  • @leonsky419
    @leonsky419 4 года назад +6168

    Dylan’s friend only mistake was that he was drawn normal, he never had a chance.

  • @oscarthegrouch9416
    @oscarthegrouch9416 4 года назад +6487

    Sees a normal drawn character
    *I'm sorry little one*

  • @jimcameron9848
    @jimcameron9848 Год назад +431

    Something very similar to this once happened to me at a bus stop.

  • @Peter-nu8st
    @Peter-nu8st Год назад +433

    Dillons a good friend. Making sure his friends stay big and strong. Really going the extra mile.

  • @themanisworthit1022
    @themanisworthit1022 4 года назад +14003

    David is going to claim this video and it will officially be canon that this happened

    • @JzeroN
      @JzeroN 4 года назад +146

      david wouldn't do that.

    • @JzeroN
      @JzeroN 4 года назад +77

      Hingle McCringleberry you clearly haven't seen anything on david besides maybe his main channel videos. he's just a regular goofy dude.

    • @BrBr-tq8iw
      @BrBr-tq8iw 4 года назад +5

      😭😭

    • @JzeroN
      @JzeroN 4 года назад +23

      Hingle McCringleberry k

    • @OJAddict
      @OJAddict 4 года назад +17

      Hingle McCringleberry woah don’t call him kid, he’s clearly not a kid

  • @engetsu75
    @engetsu75 4 года назад +2991

    I knew he was dead the moment I noticed he was drawn normally.

  • @TheBuri00
    @TheBuri00 Год назад +324

    The ending with him feeding them is so wholesome ❤

    • @Treeeee2008
      @Treeeee2008 11 месяцев назад +9

      Lol

    • @Trumpet-88mph
      @Trumpet-88mph 3 месяца назад +2

      I know, right? He really takes care of the audience

    • @Shugg-Goff-HHoffical
      @Shugg-Goff-HHoffical 3 месяца назад +1

      It's also a reference to a shitty b-movie horror called Necropolis.

    • @reidkemp
      @reidkemp 3 месяца назад +1

      Ah! Easy! There’s plenty to go around..

    • @Trumpet-88mph
      @Trumpet-88mph 3 месяца назад

      @@reidkemp Careful… It’s tender

  • @waspknife4121
    @waspknife4121 Год назад +54

    I can't get over meatcanyon, I love him so much, and this specific video has me rolling with laughter every time, it's the part where he ask "what's your name?" That gets me every time

  • @jonathanh.p1997
    @jonathanh.p1997 3 года назад +6066

    "When people think of you, they really think of me."
    This is lowkey terrifying

    • @user-st8vf2tq2h
      @user-st8vf2tq2h 3 года назад +59

      i knowright

    • @saltednostrils3118
      @saltednostrils3118 3 года назад +49

      @@ghostify8515 yes, he knowsright

    • @OddTwenty1
      @OddTwenty1 3 года назад +41

      @@saltednostrils3118 they all knowright.

    • @kazooin
      @kazooin 3 года назад +30

      @@OddTwenty1 i also knowright.

    • @tp-pants6179
      @tp-pants6179 3 года назад +4

      have you watched there videos?

  • @hahahayourebloated
    @hahahayourebloated 3 года назад +5546

    “Your name is ‘Dylan’s Friend’!” If that ain’t the most accurate depiction of RUclipsrs I’ve seen.

    • @pingcredible3477
      @pingcredible3477 3 года назад +3

      wut

    • @roguedragoon9212
      @roguedragoon9212 3 года назад +47

      hahahayourebloated Lol thats what miniladd thought vanoss thought of him

    • @pingcredible3477
      @pingcredible3477 3 года назад +1

      @@roguedragoon9212 WHOAH

    • @crackededge9351
      @crackededge9351 3 года назад +29

      @@roguedragoon9212 Miniladd ended up being the weirdo in the "friendship." Dude was accused of getting with middle schoolers, we'll see how that turns out. As for the topic of the video, I think that's how MiniLadd wanted to treat all of his "friends." The whole it's not okay when you do it but it's perfect for me attitude.

    • @shaunbelisle7742
      @shaunbelisle7742 3 года назад +17

      As much as I hate to say it Mini became the very thing he despised. A RUclipsr who meets up with other sometimes newer RUclipsrs only to use them in order to boost his own popularity.

  • @Molech996
    @Molech996 7 месяцев назад +9

    I can't believe it's been three years since this came out.Feels like it was yesterday.

  • @ryannichols1837
    @ryannichols1837 9 месяцев назад +10

    Love the background music 🔥

  • @ivyripple7695
    @ivyripple7695 3 года назад +14502

    “Your name is Dylan’s friend. Your existence is being my friend. When people think of you, they really think of me.”
    I felt that one

  • @irvskrt5720
    @irvskrt5720 4 года назад +39908

    this guy needs to get picked up by adultswim

    • @Darwinou12
      @Darwinou12 4 года назад +681

      Agreed

    • @dopekingzii
      @dopekingzii 4 года назад +421

      Dude short RUclips clips like this isn’t enough to get picked up by adult swim. I hate when people say this, not because I don’t want others to have the opportunity it’s just annoying to see.
      Edit: Thanks for 100 likes kind strangers 🥰🤪😳
      Edit 2: Thank you for the 200 likes kind strangers 🙄🤝🥺😱
      Edit 3: Thank you for 250 likes kind strangers!!!! Keep replying!!!!
      Edit 4: Thank you for 300 likes 🙏
      Edit 5: 369 😏 maybe we should keep it there or hit 420 😳

    • @WisconsinChristianite
      @WisconsinChristianite 4 года назад +738

      @@dopekingzii What is the requirement then?

    • @iamlegend5373
      @iamlegend5373 4 года назад +845

      @@dopekingzii dude haven't you seen the eric andre show. Those are 2 to 3 minute segments.

    • @Skullton03
      @Skullton03 4 года назад +298

      Dopekingz maybe they mean like he could get picked up for these videos to be played as shorts on adult swim, like the stuff that plays on commercial breaks sometimes.

  • @vaygun3706
    @vaygun3706 Год назад +16

    the tune playing in the background while mike feeds everyone fits so perfectly!

  • @dearthunderstorm4062
    @dearthunderstorm4062 2 года назад +33

    0:55 “where am I” “I don’t know where I am”

  • @zachjohnson5494
    @zachjohnson5494 3 года назад +4159

    “I can’t sell em cause you’ve leased all these cars under your name”
    *thumbs up*

    • @owenj443
      @owenj443 3 года назад +200

      👁 👁
      👅
      👍 👍

    • @wineaddict6625
      @wineaddict6625 3 года назад +15

      Can anybody explain this I don't understand why it is under the buyers name if he's giving it away

    • @aash1305
      @aash1305 3 года назад +108

      @@wineaddict6625 There's a difference between buying a car and entirely giving it to the person, and leasing it under your own name and just letting them use it. Like if parents were to buy a car under their name for their child, the child doesn't necessarily own it until they give all ownership to the child. What these youtubers who give away cars lots of the time do is lease it under their name so that their friend can't just sell it off for money.

    • @wineaddict6625
      @wineaddict6625 3 года назад +46

      @@aash1305 oh my. Thanks for the explanation. So the guy is basically stuck with a car he can't maintain. Sad

    • @McNugget_Buddy
      @McNugget_Buddy 3 года назад +27

      @@aash1305 The thing about leasing a car under your name and letting someone use the car is that it makes you the one legally responsible for the taxes and insurance, or the person you're leasing it from since leasing is like owning a house. You're not technically buying it, you're just paying to use it. So really the person he's giving it too has no obligation to pay taxes or insurance. That's looking too far into the animation though.

  • @johnmandato344
    @johnmandato344 4 года назад +4089

    "I can't sell them because you've leased them all under your name."
    *Proceeds to give two thumbs up*

    • @inasir3832
      @inasir3832 4 года назад +92

      *starts to play happy jingle in the background*

    • @neteasyplays9517
      @neteasyplays9517 3 года назад +12

      *Stares right at the camera*

    • @imthetube44
      @imthetube44 3 года назад +8

      OMG YOU'RE SO LUCKY!

    • @analee3299
      @analee3299 3 года назад +3

      So they won't leave him.

    • @nightfighter7452
      @nightfighter7452 2 года назад +6

      Imagine paying bills on a leased car that someone else paid for

  • @i_come_to_hands7628
    @i_come_to_hands7628 Год назад +6

    I enjoy your animations meat canyon
    You animate hands so well

  • @KR0N0S_101
    @KR0N0S_101 Год назад +45

    This video really reflects on how much one can attain such happiness when it comes to materialistic items.

  • @mediocreandworse59
    @mediocreandworse59 4 года назад +16091

    I didn't think Dylan and Dylan's Friends could get any worse but they also incorporated a mukbang segment at the end

  • @MortiferV
    @MortiferV 3 года назад +11966

    the tongue lmao

  • @francislee174
    @francislee174 Год назад +19

    This is such a spot-on rendition of David Dobrik, it’s insane.

  • @joeyplessis1160
    @joeyplessis1160 Год назад +5

    dude i love these, your exposing youtube like it was hollywood in the 90s.

  • @jackpot-ksa6872
    @jackpot-ksa6872 4 года назад +1911

    Gotta admit I got really scared when he started "feeding" the others.

    • @tf2pyro517
      @tf2pyro517 4 года назад +35

      Why David does it all the time in his videos

    • @LeoniteL
      @LeoniteL 4 года назад +17

      THATS when u got scared???

    • @faithfullone5414
      @faithfullone5414 4 года назад +4

      I got mental scars now FAM!!! 😕😦😳😅😂

    • @felixgutierrez993
      @felixgutierrez993 4 года назад

      OH FUCK right when I read this
      He started doing it! For a split second I was like OH NO 🤣

    • @SylversSpace
      @SylversSpace 4 года назад +1

      Yeah.... same here... I need answers

  • @claysoggyfries
    @claysoggyfries 4 года назад +2303

    Having 6 Lamborghinis and not being able to afford the insurance and stuff would suck

    • @malevolenceXXXensues
      @malevolenceXXXensues 4 года назад +13

      Just sell 'em?

    • @sonwukong7077
      @sonwukong7077 4 года назад +201

      malevolenceXXXensues 1:38 He can’t sell them. Dylan has them leased under his name.

    • @malevolenceXXXensues
      @malevolenceXXXensues 4 года назад +43

      Shoot, I forgot that detail. I'd have just skip town at that juncture.

    • @CaptBackwards
      @CaptBackwards 4 года назад +10

      @@malevolenceXXXensues
      Cant. They are all leased under Dylan's name

    • @McNugget_Buddy
      @McNugget_Buddy 4 года назад +58

      ​@@sonwukong7077 If Dylan leased them, he wouldn't be able to sell them either because he doesn't own them. Leasing a car is paying to use it from whoever owns it, like renting a house or an apartment. It's different than buying them. Dylan would be responsible for making sure it's insured, and unless stated otherwise in the lease contract, the person/company who owns the cars would still be responsible for the taxes but that's taking the animation bit too seriously.

  • @mrdough2568
    @mrdough2568 Год назад +56

    "Eazy there's plenty to go around" got me dying 💀 🤣 he also got the laugh right

  • @TowhomdoIoweexcess
    @TowhomdoIoweexcess 8 месяцев назад

    Oh wow that was fantastic as always chief

  • @grizzlyjack2000
    @grizzlyjack2000 4 года назад +1841

    Is being drawn normally the rough equivalent of being a red shirt in Meat Canyon.

    • @FatalV817
      @FatalV817 4 года назад +53

      The only exception is Obi-Wan from his star wars parodies

    • @grizzlyjack2000
      @grizzlyjack2000 4 года назад +28

      Jonathan Portales , well of course..It’s Obi-wan

    • @KallahMari
      @KallahMari 4 года назад +8

      Honestly yeah

    • @ulfricstormcloak6675
      @ulfricstormcloak6675 4 года назад +8

      Pretty much

    • @Ben-dv5lm
      @Ben-dv5lm 4 года назад +6

      George Lucas is also drawn normal

  • @TheGiftedRN
    @TheGiftedRN 3 года назад +4034

    " HE'S BOUGHT ALL OF US CARS!"
    *money gurgling sounds*

    • @DannyFrey
      @DannyFrey 3 года назад +15

      “whats your name”

    • @awanderingknight7812
      @awanderingknight7812 3 года назад +7

      @@DannyFrey no god please spare Tori...

    • @hermanschultzfurry
      @hermanschultzfurry 3 года назад +8

      @@awanderingknight7812 WHATS YOUR NAME

    • @awanderingknight7812
      @awanderingknight7812 3 года назад +2

      @@hermanschultzfurry AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @ghostlydudeyt
      @ghostlydudeyt 3 года назад +1

      @@hermanschultzfurry I dont I dont know what you want from me

  • @werewolf3802
    @werewolf3802 Год назад +9

    This was such a funny prank and his reaction was so wholesome ☺️

  • @CharlieNotMozza
    @CharlieNotMozza Год назад +16

    A accurate masterpiece that tries its best to be scary

  • @ZMDE
    @ZMDE 3 года назад +23514

    this is fcking genius omg

  • @cvrlos583
    @cvrlos583 3 года назад +2649

    What a nice young man giving his friend a car, surely he won’t instigate sexual assaults

    • @antibull4869
      @antibull4869 3 года назад +25

      @Adrian Banks what happened exactly? I wouldnt be shocked to learn another large youtuber that caters to children largely would be accused of doing something sexual towards children or having deviant sexual tastes😂. But idk what happened.

    • @Ken-mm7sw
      @Ken-mm7sw 3 года назад +13

      @@antibull4869 where tf did you get children from

    • @magicmaddie8108
      @magicmaddie8108 3 года назад +1

      Vore

    • @scoobyyubidoo9700
      @scoobyyubidoo9700 3 года назад +37

      @@Ken-mm7sw I usually get them from the local preschool.

    • @skytoofly6282
      @skytoofly6282 3 года назад +4

      @@Ken-mm7sw I mean he’s not wrong Shane, Miniladd and now Edp445 and most likely more in the future

  • @pfmagicX
    @pfmagicX Год назад +13

    This is how I first found meat canyon. I thought the thumbnail was just some edgey but rad artstyle the creator put in, but then I clicked and saw everything else this channel has shown

  • @angelopellicci179
    @angelopellicci179 3 года назад +4346

    The chuckle-inhaling that David does while biting his tongue is so accurate.

  • @funnyfella2293
    @funnyfella2293 3 года назад +13016

    this aged like fine wine

    • @hay55.16
      @hay55.16 3 года назад +82

      fr 💀🤚

    • @buddhab0mb254
      @buddhab0mb254 3 года назад +34

      Yup

    • @revolverrenato
      @revolverrenato 3 года назад +66

      What happened

    • @funnyfella2293
      @funnyfella2293 3 года назад +1084

      @@revolverrenato basically david dobrick was exposed for treating his friends like toys

    • @nymphohalo
      @nymphohalo 3 года назад +28

      Even more today

  • @billbull1JB-EH
    @billbull1JB-EH 10 месяцев назад +13

    3:08 soo wholesome 🤗

  • @error-try-again-later
    @error-try-again-later 8 месяцев назад +4

    The "heartwarming" stock music absolutely slays my sides lmao

  • @youreallyaresomething306
    @youreallyaresomething306 3 года назад +1781

    The end made me physically uncomfortable.

    • @TheJessicafranco2009
      @TheJessicafranco2009 3 года назад +5

      Same

    • @puremorde9814
      @puremorde9814 3 года назад +51

      Im so uncomforable after he told them now feed

    • @agentxs-1182
      @agentxs-1182 3 года назад +19

      Yeah meatcanyon will do that to ya lol

    • @tompegorinno5141
      @tompegorinno5141 3 года назад +4

      But remember. Its only for 25 cents

    • @Theworld-ct2bl
      @Theworld-ct2bl 3 года назад +11

      I wanted Greg to have a good ending, but it’s a meatcanyon video, anyone in a meatcanyon video is on the lease of death

  • @sebastianbarela2165
    @sebastianbarela2165 4 года назад +1698

    He looks like the guy who would live stream his grandmas funeral.

    • @nicolenicole6453
      @nicolenicole6453 4 года назад +27

      The church that held my great grands funeral does this as apart of the funeral package and I was so ashamed we agreed. We really aren’t those people but for a day we were complete douchebags. 🤍

    • @fazoperez6610
      @fazoperez6610 4 года назад

      W

    • @_Cetarial
      @_Cetarial 4 года назад +5

      Smiling at a funeral, huh.

    • @phatdookie4207
      @phatdookie4207 4 года назад

      @@nicolenicole6453 well, with the corona virus going around it might have been a nice thing.

    • @phatdookie4207
      @phatdookie4207 4 года назад +2

      @@_Cetarial everyone mourns differently. I didn't cry about my dad dying until a week after it happened.

  • @JourneeRose-vg7my
    @JourneeRose-vg7my 8 месяцев назад

    Dude I love this guy right now he’s the best guy this guy needs to to on adult swim 😤😊

  • @peanutbee1262
    @peanutbee1262 2 года назад +29350

    When a character looks normal, that usually means they’re going to die

    • @Remdogg
      @Remdogg 2 года назад +450

      Lmao so true

    • @lilyachty7810
      @lilyachty7810 2 года назад +10

      ruclips.net/user/shorts84045rc6YNo?feature=share

    • @krobzzz
      @krobzzz 2 года назад +475

      Or get their soul filtered.

    • @peanutbee1262
      @peanutbee1262 2 года назад +59

      @@krobzzz that too

    • @wolter4324
      @wolter4324 2 года назад +18

      You goddemn right

  • @DragonballBlack
    @DragonballBlack 4 года назад +10545

    This is the Modern Day Mad Magazine

  • @silver8o077
    @silver8o077 Год назад +4

    The tongue out is literally the most accurate thing ever lmao been subbed to dobriks snap for like a month and he never does a pic without his freaking tounge out lmaoooo

  • @natashalife2517
    @natashalife2517 Год назад +1

    I love the way the music plays at the end

  • @Reallifepaintbeast
    @Reallifepaintbeast 3 года назад +2949

    when he said "your name, is dillans friend!" that line scared the shit out of me. i don't know if it was because i knew what was going to happen, or because of how real that is. his entire existence is based on "dillan". that's scary dude.

  • @depressed5054
    @depressed5054 3 года назад +5525

    “And now I’m in crippling Debt and I have six Lamborghinis”
    Dylan: (thumbs up)

    • @Cacowninja
      @Cacowninja 3 года назад +40

      TWO thumbs up. 👍 👍

    • @plague_eugalp
      @plague_eugalp 3 года назад +3

      Nice pfp

    • @Cacowninja
      @Cacowninja 3 года назад +1

      @@plague_eugalp Thanks. It's my anthro cat avatar cropped from a picture I drew with ancap colors on it.

    • @imlivinginyourceiling
      @imlivinginyourceiling 3 года назад +7

      @@Cacowninja ancap more like ancrap lol

    • @Cacowninja
      @Cacowninja 3 года назад

      @@imlivinginyourceiling What's so great about the state?
      Anyways now's not the time to get political.
      You can go to my other channel for that: ruclips.net/channel/UCNaO85Wrrh2u-oiCQVFSVBQ

  • @systemofashorts9093
    @systemofashorts9093 Год назад +7

    The insurance part was always my concern too.

  • @Squirb
    @Squirb Год назад +10

    1:38 I can’t sell em, cuz you’ve leased all of these cars in your name! *thumbs up*

  • @kingmkg1235
    @kingmkg1235 4 года назад +2279

    “ NOW GET UP HERE AND FEED “ best part of the vid

    • @stepsischaralie
      @stepsischaralie 4 года назад +54

      Easily the worst

    • @5kqr
      @5kqr 4 года назад +17

      TheNamesQuack nah you buggin

    • @stepsischaralie
      @stepsischaralie 4 года назад +5

      @@5kqr Ah yes my bad

    • @paradoxx1998
      @paradoxx1998 4 года назад +3

      POV you're reading the comments and wondering what this means

    • @jellyqueen2545
      @jellyqueen2545 4 года назад +1

      It's THE best.

  • @flinggonza5688
    @flinggonza5688 4 года назад +584

    *Sees someone drawn remotely normal*
    I am sorry, little friend...

  • @RestlessRizz
    @RestlessRizz 8 месяцев назад +2

    Meat Canon wouldn't suprise me if I ever see them with their own show for adult swim. Or there own personal late night hour dedicated to these skits.

  • @rarity790
    @rarity790 Год назад +38

    so wholesome

  • @WesAdmas
    @WesAdmas 3 года назад +20767

    Dylan’s Friend is the most normal looking person in meatcanyon history
    And his beautiful normality was his unfortunate undoing.

    • @Glados1080
      @Glados1080 3 года назад +632

      Everyone who dies looks normal

    • @faizalardillah1440
      @faizalardillah1440 3 года назад +206

      @@Glados1080 But Cosmo and Wanda is drawn normally, they survived in the end of the video

    • @ajohnymous5699
      @ajohnymous5699 3 года назад +132

      His normal appearance was his undoing.... For normalcy is the exact opposite of *perfection* ...

    • @krooked_kraken9976
      @krooked_kraken9976 3 года назад +9

      Was

    • @Glados1080
      @Glados1080 3 года назад +7

      @@faizalardillah1440 shhhh

  • @stevesaenz4117
    @stevesaenz4117 4 года назад +2651

    David not gonna wanna give out cars no more after he sees this

  • @James_Sunderland_
    @James_Sunderland_ Год назад +5

    drama so old i didnt realize it was david dobrik until the whole "when they think of you, they really think of me" and it suddenly clicked

  • @DillaWorld
    @DillaWorld 10 месяцев назад +8

    Thank you for making this video.
    -Annoying music
    -Sycophant followers
    -Over exaggerating expressions
    It's perfect. Thank you.

  • @10ksubsnovids
    @10ksubsnovids 3 года назад +5384

    I hate how david always smiles biting his tounge

    • @tejirie.9861
      @tejirie.9861 3 года назад +149

      Let him smile how he wants to smile, don't judge that aspect of him

    • @brettschisler4806
      @brettschisler4806 3 года назад +140

      M Bane lmao not being a simp it’s called being a decent person and not being a pos over someone’s smile lmao. Moron

    • @MrDAm1EN
      @MrDAm1EN 3 года назад +61

      @@brettschisler4806 oh shit! It's SUPER SIMP!!!!

    • @they_were_max
      @they_were_max 3 года назад +7

      @M Bane you're*

    • @davidk4278
      @davidk4278 3 года назад +10

      Tejiri E. This vid is extreme accuracy.

  • @someguythatlookslikedream
    @someguythatlookslikedream 4 года назад +1661

    If you’re drawn like a normal person or look normal in a MeatCanyon animation than your death rate rises to 98%

    • @ryatnatsu
      @ryatnatsu 4 года назад +53

      102% with a 2% margin of error

    • @gstoneman3158
      @gstoneman3158 3 года назад +6

      @@ryatnatsu 102 percent african american with a 2 percent margin of error

    • @j.r.2674
      @j.r.2674 3 года назад +7

      Maybe one day we can see a normal functioning human live and appear from time to time.

    • @antoniovazquez8644
      @antoniovazquez8644 3 года назад +3

      Only exception were the rug rats kids

    • @realhumanbean7915
      @realhumanbean7915 3 года назад +3

      Helpful Crammer
      104%?

  • @JXC25
    @JXC25 8 месяцев назад

    Just found this channel, I am definitely a fan, these are fucking dark ❤️.

  • @_oomiharry_
    @_oomiharry_ Год назад +11

    2:27 had me dying🤣🤣

  • @aehsborw727
    @aehsborw727 4 года назад +3529

    If one of David friends stop appearing it’s because he found who snitched to
    meat canyon about what really happens

  • @paatch
    @paatch 4 года назад +15527

    Everyone is gangsta until it’s feeding time

    • @wakemercs
      @wakemercs 4 года назад +303

      When the feeding starts, the streets are as empty as my snapchat dms.

    • @achuu7917
      @achuu7917 4 года назад +89

      I’m honestly done living

    • @burnttamale
      @burnttamale 4 года назад +61

      Fuck that

    • @omnipotentpotato6939
      @omnipotentpotato6939 4 года назад +141

      *There's plenty to go around*

    • @christianlaja382
      @christianlaja382 4 года назад +44

      Mmm feeding time

  • @Ostnizdasht206
    @Ostnizdasht206 Год назад

    That stock inspirational music after the car reveal was perfect. I was just thinking that right before it played.

  • @josephsulaiman9959
    @josephsulaiman9959 5 месяцев назад +4

    the delivery of "i don't know dylan... is it mine" is amazing voice acting

  • @thejamjar5514
    @thejamjar5514 3 года назад +5112

    “*long exhausted sigh*, I don’t know Dylan.. is it mine?”
    *Copious Chad Noises*

    • @justsomeone7883
      @justsomeone7883 3 года назад +23

      *Intense alpha warcries*

    • @literalcrocs9982
      @literalcrocs9982 3 года назад

      Only one reply dang

    • @TheRealOneWin
      @TheRealOneWin 3 года назад

      Serious dang

    • @TheRealOneWin
      @TheRealOneWin 3 года назад

      Like it’s a SERIOUS dang

    • @onosawa
      @onosawa 3 года назад +5

      “OH MY GOD!” “YOU’RE SO LUCKY!” “NO WAY!” *repeats several times*

  • @100twistthethird7
    @100twistthethird7 3 года назад +5970

    David dobrik has been real quiet ever since this came out.

    • @Guhhgur
      @Guhhgur 3 года назад +35

      It’s bc of COVID and he said he won’t film

    • @100twistthethird7
      @100twistthethird7 3 года назад +10

      @@Guhhgur i know

    • @pastoolio9158
      @pastoolio9158 3 года назад +281

      @@Guhhgur Covid sounds a lot similar to "rape"

    • @Ricee_e
      @Ricee_e 3 года назад +17

      @@pastoolio9158 lmao

    • @yashu9081
      @yashu9081 3 года назад +45

      @@pastoolio9158 jesumzzz this video really hits hard and just aged like fine wine lmao🤣🤣. And there is the freakin rape allegations to him. Welp it is what it is.

  • @wonderboy6927
    @wonderboy6927 Год назад +2

    The tongue awkwardly hanging out is accurate

  • @jgbubbles21
    @jgbubbles21 4 года назад +2713

    Everyone that is drawn normally dies or gets traumatized.

    • @eldoony
      @eldoony 4 года назад +56

      I'm more traumatized from your Cory-Lucio image..

    • @groovy4684
      @groovy4684 4 года назад +9

      Or both

    • @jrstation4775
      @jrstation4775 4 года назад +4

      ANIMATED

    • @williamfalls
      @williamfalls 4 года назад +4

      I dunno, his ears kinda looked like they both has a cauliflower.

    • @hornedcrusader9485
      @hornedcrusader9485 4 года назад +1

      Sometimes both

  • @FraGiocondo9
    @FraGiocondo9 4 года назад +3607

    It costs hundreds of thousands of dollars to have a Lamborghini
    It only costs 25 cents.........too see god

    • @user-ve3jk4uc3o
      @user-ve3jk4uc3o 4 года назад +98

      Did anyone else notice the license plate is 25 cents

    • @johnpaulbruh7909
      @johnpaulbruh7909 4 года назад +21

      @@user-ve3jk4uc3o holy shit dude

    • @anthonybeard2747
      @anthonybeard2747 4 года назад +12

      Now that needs to be a shirt

    • @crutonsnstrapons
      @crutonsnstrapons 4 года назад +36

      Only 25 cents..
      to witness perfection.

    • @Jtworthy1
      @Jtworthy1 4 года назад +15

      Have a jawbreaker my son

  • @ezerd97
    @ezerd97 3 месяца назад

    Bro you're so damn good. I love all of your videos 😂

  • @awatifhuman4798
    @awatifhuman4798 8 месяцев назад +1

    The tongue thing is very accurate

  • @dkaoboy
    @dkaoboy Год назад

    love this. this video was 2 years ago, yet youtube just recently pushed this to my recommended. You'd think all that Flashgitz stuff I watched and thumbed up, that it'd be obvious I loved this as well.

  • @stzrgirl369
    @stzrgirl369 4 года назад +3100

    When someone’s drawn normally you know someone’s bout to die-

    • @nilrith1951
      @nilrith1951 4 года назад +7

      Konlulu~

    • @rafaelalodio5116
      @rafaelalodio5116 4 года назад +88

      No, they're not about to die, they're about to witness... PERFECTION

    • @coreygutierrez9686
      @coreygutierrez9686 4 года назад +8

      Kevin flashbacks.....

    • @KDShaolinMenace
      @KDShaolinMenace 4 года назад +5

      not trusting the ears

    • @W0ND3RB0Y1
      @W0ND3RB0Y1 4 года назад +6

      Kinda like the black guy in horror movies, they always die first...

  • @ReksratYTB
    @ReksratYTB 3 года назад +9209

    I'm glad someone finally brought up the insurance and taxes.

    • @DuskLegend
      @DuskLegend 3 года назад +143

      I think he meant to say sales tax not property tax

    • @KESTRAL23
      @KESTRAL23 3 года назад +10

      ruclips.net/video/z_VFLJTodwE/видео.html

    • @h0td0gwater
      @h0td0gwater 3 года назад +140

      It's like the turn of phrase "recieving a white elephant from the king"

    • @kingatowning
      @kingatowning 3 года назад +267

      @@DuskLegend it's not sales tax its income tax. The value of the car gifted to you would be considered your income. So imagine working at target and having to pay the taxes of a 300k dollar "gift". You would be seriously fucked.

    • @kingatowning
      @kingatowning 3 года назад +57

      @@Drako9823 you don't pay property taxes on cars in California.... It's income taxes or more specifically, a gift tax.

  • @chrissy9153
    @chrissy9153 8 месяцев назад +1

    Aged like wine

  • @ArticuloMortis780
    @ArticuloMortis780 Год назад +2

    the upbeat background music kills me 🤣

  • @whoohw6711
    @whoohw6711 4 года назад +1462

    I just knew Dylan was gonna vore him, but the "feeding", that was a curve ball.

    • @Ytremz
      @Ytremz 4 года назад +12

      Right?!!

    • @AbelR91
      @AbelR91 4 года назад +29

      Not really, it's a metaphor for the nature of their relationship

    • @necrocreature9117
      @necrocreature9117 4 года назад +5

      100% just look at his mouth, knew it was coming but that was terrifying

    • @Deuteromis
      @Deuteromis 4 года назад +1

      Nice PFP

    • @nekofarah
      @nekofarah 4 года назад +1

      I knew from first looking at him, I was like hes gonna eat u run! Then the feeding part I was like... wait. . The f?? .

  • @joeymontaquila
    @joeymontaquila 4 года назад +938

    “this is the 6th car youve given me”
    oh my lord this is your best one yet meat

    • @denenterpriesesorwhatsleft6386
      @denenterpriesesorwhatsleft6386 4 года назад +4

      why 6th tho
      is that a reference to something?

    • @esth6tic832
      @esth6tic832 4 года назад +4

      @@denenterpriesesorwhatsleft6386 david doberik

    • @kikhiithekhajiit8770
      @kikhiithekhajiit8770 4 года назад +1

      I can’t not stop laughing infinitely at the face of this guy look at the top of his head.😂😂😂😂

    • @gilumbusg782
      @gilumbusg782 4 года назад +2

      kings last words is the best one! dont @ me

    • @bobdole776thegreat
      @bobdole776thegreat 4 года назад

      Holy shit I looked that guy up and wow, looks like a narcissist with how much his face is plastered in the thumbnail of each video. If he really does lease these things out to the people he gets them for, that's a real fucked way to give a gift as it either has to be returned or bought out straight by the person it was given too later on.
      Personally if the guy leased it under his name, you could really piss him off by putting stupid amounts of mileage on it. Saw a guy with a pickup truck that had leased it for 3 years and with a max of like 10k miles a year was all he could put on it. Dude put like 150k on it in a year and owed them like 47k dollars, more than the truck was worth! Could just put that lambo up on some jack stands and run a few hundred bucks worth of gas through it to ramp the mileage up to insane amounts then make that asshole pay for it all.
      If you're going to give a car to someone, buy the fucking thing outright and pay off a year of insurance for them, don't hand them leased bullshit!

  • @profblack
    @profblack 2 года назад +2

    Not sure if it would work in America and under these specific circumstances but in the UK you could just declare them as off the road until the lease is up and if you still them at that point (if Dylan pays for you to keep the cars) then you can just sell them then. Having paid next to zero insurance or tax.
    Of course you would need a place to store millions of dollars worth of super cars without them being stolen and that would cost you but still. If you can do that then it would be a nice payday when you eventually sell them.

  • @dalime605
    @dalime605 Год назад +115

    I don't know why this is one of my favorite videos from him.
    The fact that his friend bought him multiple cars just so he can appreciate him for his generosity despite how he explains how completely impractical that is, and murders him for trying to be reasonable about it 😆

    • @MattUNI2005
      @MattUNI2005 Год назад

      But was it reasonable? Yes, it will be looked at as additional income from a tax standpoint, but he could sell the cars, cover the taxes owed, and still come out tens of thousands of dollars ahead. Not wanting the cars because of "tax and insurance reasons" seems more short sighted and illogical than reasonable to me. p.s. Yes, I know this is just a fun satire cartoon and is not meant to be logically accurate with what is being portrayed. :)

    • @oc3558
      @oc3558 Год назад +13

      @@MattUNI2005 He can't sell them because they're leased in Dylan's name, as the cartoon said

    • @waido_
      @waido_ 7 месяцев назад +1

      It’s less about the fact that he killed him, it’s that he _swallowed him whole_ and then said, “I have absorbed his nutrients.”😰

  • @rubensaenz8269
    @rubensaenz8269 3 года назад +16380

    I love how Greg is one of the most normal characters they’ve animated.

    • @elizabethweigle6146
      @elizabethweigle6146 3 года назад +279

      I know right? It’s kinda jarring, especially since most of MeatCanyon’s other characters are over-the-top caricatures

    • @BigMelvinHarrisSmoke
      @BigMelvinHarrisSmoke 3 года назад +71

      And Joshua from the Tony the Tiger episode

    • @floppydusc7864
      @floppydusc7864 3 года назад +20

      And Helga from the Hey Arnold parody

    • @fernandovelazquez3116
      @fernandovelazquez3116 3 года назад +18

      And everyone in the rugrats parody

    • @andyvassileff6592
      @andyvassileff6592 3 года назад +2

      Pepe, you are flying hiiiiiiiiiiigh

  • @Signaem
    @Signaem 4 года назад +41563

    Finally somebody says it. Nobody can afford the insurance on those cars.

    • @PopRobb
      @PopRobb 4 года назад +959

      Ikr

    • @EmperorXaozx
      @EmperorXaozx 4 года назад +2058

      Typically they're for either family or friends in the same income bracket.

    • @moonman5880
      @moonman5880 4 года назад +1678

      Would it ruin the friendship if I sold the cars to start a business?

    • @WideMouth
      @WideMouth 4 года назад +1349

      That’s why forced insurance shouldn’t be a thing.

    • @kitsunetengoku1467
      @kitsunetengoku1467 4 года назад +838

      Are you forced to pay the insurance?
      It's a genuine question, on some countries you aren't forced but you get in trouble if you crash them.

  • @Rudygiulianisfrumpybooty
    @Rudygiulianisfrumpybooty Год назад +11

    David dobrik: “Hey what’s up guys, turns out my friend was a rapist”

  • @shannonparcell357
    @shannonparcell357 10 месяцев назад +2

    When people think of you....they really think of me.

  • @brandonjeong3798
    @brandonjeong3798 3 года назад +2001

    0:53 the girl in the back seat: Oh my god where am I? Where am I? I don’t know where I am. Hello?

  • @dr.blitzpickletenedthefano8663
    @dr.blitzpickletenedthefano8663 4 года назад +1788

    Dylan is the most terrifying thing when you reject the car

    • @dogsmirk
      @dogsmirk 4 года назад +19

      Excellent observation, Doctor.

    • @camera2178
      @camera2178 4 года назад +6

      I couldn’t have done it better.

    • @Genocide9999
      @Genocide9999 4 года назад +14

      Dylan: What are you trying to say!?
      Me: put the cars under my name, I dunno :T

    • @cal927
      @cal927 4 года назад +1

      Indeed you are right, my good sir.

    • @tippyship5332
      @tippyship5332 4 года назад

      Keyword, *thing*

  • @originalSiiiN
    @originalSiiiN 8 месяцев назад +1

    wow, that Tesla had 7 seats!!

  • @brianm420
    @brianm420 6 месяцев назад +3

    y'all need to do one on sam bankman

  • @thelorax7012
    @thelorax7012 4 года назад +1614

    Any character that looks normal is the one who dies.

    • @lilcrust3063
      @lilcrust3063 4 года назад +4

      mc'luvin 69 relax bro,he’s lazy but that doesn’t make him an asshole.Chances are,at one point you’ve reused a funny joke you heard from somewhere and didn’t give credit at one point.

    • @thelorax7012
      @thelorax7012 4 года назад +7

      @mc'luvin 69 calm your ass down my man it wasn't meant to cause a ruckus. I'm sorry if I offended you but whats on the internet stays on the internet

    • @thelorax7012
      @thelorax7012 4 года назад +2

      @@lilcrust3063 also yes I did reuse an old comment just to see what would happen and since it's making a huge deal I'll delete it

    • @thelorax7012
      @thelorax7012 4 года назад

      @@lilcrust3063 also, I'm assuming you mean everyone who reuses a comment has to give credit to the original comment?

    • @jgbubbles21
      @jgbubbles21 4 года назад

      @@thelorax7012 dont delete it.

  • @longpenis7021
    @longpenis7021 4 года назад +1890

    The awkward silent pause in the beginning is deafening.

  • @almightymachine9930
    @almightymachine9930 8 месяцев назад

    Facts

  • @xzwingnutzx2221
    @xzwingnutzx2221 Год назад +7

    "guess whose it is"
    "Its john wicks car"

  • @alosim1541
    @alosim1541 7 месяцев назад +1

    If this video was just 7 seconds longer it would’ve been the cherry on top

  • @incognitoomen7898
    @incognitoomen7898 4 года назад +1031

    I like how the license plate says "25 cents"

    • @iiioiiaka302
      @iiioiiaka302 4 года назад +64

      Thats all it takes.

    • @victorsandoval4827
      @victorsandoval4827 4 года назад +59

      To witness perfection

    • @2kg274
      @2kg274 4 года назад +43

      Have you ever seen something so beautiful? Something so....unattainable?

    • @davidprocha7708
      @davidprocha7708 4 года назад +31

      to see GOD...

    • @damondgreen2239
      @damondgreen2239 4 года назад +19

      He’s witnessing PERFECTION.