The Village in Japan Where they Believe Jesus Died
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- Опубликовано: 11 окт 2024
- We visit a town in north Japan where the locals genuinely believe Jesus visited and was ultimately laid to rest.
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Isukiri had a really oddly Japanese name for a guy living in Jerusalem 2000 years ago.
I imagine it was a good friend who travelled back to Jerusalem. Younger brother was probably just a way to say really close friend.
How would his so called brother also be buried there?
Iscariot?
I think they just didnt pronounce it well. Maybe the brothers name is Eziekil or some hebrew name
Frejjo That makes sense I suppose.
When it comes to religious stories like this, I’m extremely skeptical. So whatever. But if someone believing that Jesus died for the greater good to spread a way of life that was more peaceful and harmonious, it would make sense from that perspective.
Like, Jesus went East at 21 to learn the eastern ways of thinking to bring back to Jerusalem in order to present his teachings in an unfamiliar way. Basically artificially induced culture shock. If the dude could perform miracles like bringing people back from the dead, who knows, maybe he could perform bilocation as well and one of his other bodies went to Japan.
From that perspective (and pretty much from that perspective alone) does this whole thing make sense. Jesus couldn’t depend on his apostles to travel that far because of the physical limitations of the time, limitations that he wasn’t affected by, wherein he returned to Japan after he was crucified and ascended to heaven in order to ensure that his teachings were spread there as well. Nobody else from his time would know or be able to travel to such a place at that point in history because East Asia was largely inaccessible to the western world.
All praise casual Isukiri.
As opposed to their other brother, pro Isukiri.
i think he was a taoist because he was to casual
Isukuri Eleison
Eh, everyone was dying of syphilis and dysentery and there was no internet, television, anime or manga anyway. Might as well casually sacrifice yourself in your brother's place.
this made me really laugh out loud!
I like how Jesus's younger brother has a Japanese name
Jesus'*
Yeah... because *that* is the problem with this crazy theory... You do realize that names are frequently adapted to local languages, just like "Jesus" is merely an adaptation of (most likely): יהושע (Yehoshua).
I didn't say that was the main problem with it just that I liked it, daft. They kept the western localization of Jesus's name, but gave a different localization to his brothers. Which is more amusing.
Zack Cash i wonder who that could be in traditional Christian stories. Judas?
he's the one who actually has the power of GOD AND ANIME on his side
Bruh he was Jesus, he just walked across the ocean to Japan, duh.
Yeah the boat CGI was quite unnecessary!
Bruh made your comment *normie!*
'Walked'? Walking is for mortals.
walk *casually
....... RIGGGHHHHTTTTTTT..........
🚨🚨🚨👋👋🚨🚨🚨 I'M LITERALLY CRYING IM LAUGHING SOOOOOOOOO F'N HARD!!!
🤣🤣🤣😇😇😇😇😖🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤯🤯🤯😇😇😇
I pledge to devote my life to spreading the Good News of our Lord and Saviour Isukiri, who casually died for our sins.
Bitscreed what if the story is real? Like a dude who tricked people in a village that he was Jesus and they fed him and gave him shelter until he died. And poor ass Iskuri bite the dust
hallelujah, Isukiri!
Klienbottle Enthusiast i hope Isukiri had a pet cat named killer queen
What a casual, get gud.
His brother, Jesus, was just a coward.
We need an anime called "The Ups and Downs: Jesus' Journey to Japan"
*Second Journey
@@chocomanger6873 That's season 2
An anime about prophet Mohammad conquering the middle east would be pretty rad as well
@@GrixxlyStrength
No thanks.
@@shizukagozen777 It's a joke....... r/woosh
It wasn't believable at first but after the animation it looks more convincing now.
EXACTLY.
was that cgi, or animation? Anyway, could barely tell the difference.
I scream like : 'Jesus-chan ganbatteee'
It's the production value. You can fool people into believing anything if you emplore the right artists. It's just simply very well-done. Considering it was drawn by a cat without legs.
haahhahaa you got in my mind :P
When Chris Broad was 21 Years old, he came to Japan and pursued RUclips career for 12 years. He went back to UK at age 33 and started his new RUclips channel, Abroad in Britain. However, at that time, people in UK would not accept Chris's brutally honest opinions. Instead, they arrested him and tried to crucifiy him on the Big Ben. His faithful companion, Natsuki, casually took Chris's place and drank a pack of beers on top of the Big Ben.
Update: Chris has finally go back to UK
Finally a religion for me. Thank you.
Praise be to Broad!
@Kanye Fuller LMAO
LMAO, wish I could give this 1K thumbs up.
He is 30 not 33
Jesus obviously came back so he could visit the Skunk Cabbage Group Birthplace.
^_^ fuck yeah bro!
When they asked him about his journey back to Japan, he told them about amazing beaches on Sri Lanka but also how they lost his bags in the docks and he was stuck 3 days with only one toga until they found them... he also bought fake Roman shoes in China which fell apart literary hours after he left town which was pretty big down for him but hey! The food was great! and cheap too!
That is probably the greatest title for a destination ever! And I loved how casually Chris said these words... I just burst out laughing... I can't stop... send weed...
I know this comment is 3 years old but holy shit i died reading it
Yeah. Why nothing about that in this video?
Matthew 27:32
Jesus: NIGEROOO ISUKIRI!!!
Isukiri: Chigau, onii-chan.
Jesus: Dame desu yo!
Isukiri: Arigatou gozaimasu, aniki.
These were Isukiri's last words.
Now we know where the inspiration for Uchiha Itachi and Uchiha Sasuke came from
@@the_number_one
Jesus merely wanted to test himself
Nah, Jesus said *NIGERUNDAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!* right as he heard he's getting crucified
You'd think the Japanese would jazz the story up a bit, maybe an epic Romans Vs Samurai battle to recapture Jesus.
Maybe the odd car chase too, as everyone loves car chases.
Larry Bundy Jr LOL!
Is this going to be in a fact hunt video?
Larry, dude, you're absolutely everywhere!
Funy thing, I mentioned Ashens in the last video I watched of Abroad in Japan and then I click on over to this video to find you... a guy who has done some videos with Ashens.
I just find it somewhat funny that I see you everywhere I go on frikn RUclips o_0
Hello you...
A series of movies based on his second Journey to the east and the ups and downs of said journey.
Jesus's bizarre adventure
his name means Joshua bar (son of) Joseph , that makes him a JoJo
@@LinceSensei he is also in the jojo manga
@@archeiratrero7930 yep
His stand was the holy spirit
Jesus Joestar
Are you sure Isukiri wasn't called Brian?
Thank you for reminding me of that series.
No, you can see Brian at 9:23
Casually nailed to a cross
He's not the Messiah he's a very naughty boy!
Nah that’s a lame name
Reminds me of that one anime where jesus and buddha decided to take a vacation from heaven and comes down to earth and live somewhere in Japan.
Oh god I need the name please
@@overclock1503 i think its called Saint Onii-san :D correct me of i gave the wrong name tho.
@@dyn00t41 Thank you kind sir, I will now proceed to educate myself with true art.
It seems to be called "Saint Young Men" in english but I found it with Saint Onii-san.
Ahh yes..that anime series is satisfying remember the part when they were in a sauna and met a yakuza 😂?
@@mzkii1002 that scene always cracks me up 😂😂😂
Obvious mistake in the animation: Jesus would have clearly walked over the water to Japan.
i think he was so magical that he could flew to Japan
Japanese Journey ROFL! DUDE! Best comment right here!
Bro cmon! It's so fucking far away
They would have picked him up on radar the minute he "crossed" into the Japanese Exclusive Economic Zone.
he could have but wouldn't you rather be able to sit down for the journey
And on the forth day, Jesus was craving for sum mad sushi.
well, he did seem to like fish... imagine the miraculously multiplying all-you-can-eat sushi!
I read ur username as I WILL REIGEN
@BeTheDeathOfMe Jesus is Japanese confirmed?
Or Family Mart fried chicken
tahahaha
Why is there even a cross on his tomb if they believe he wasn't crucified?
Exactly my thoughts lol.
it's probably a symbol for what he dodged, not what he suffered
Tree in the Wood he dodged a bullet
Caramel Victim More like a nail lol.
+Tree in the Wood Yes, because erecting a symbol of one's cowardice is always the most endearing of gestures XD
WHO HERE MADE IT ALL THE WAY TO THE ANIMATION AT THE END?! If so, well done - give yourself a pat on the face. ALSO, I'm not out to offend anyone's beliefs and I'd like to think that's VERY VERY clear almost straight away in the video (and especially at the end).
Abroadin Japan or on the belly...
Abroadin Japan thank you I will...how are you still awake? It's late there.
Shereece Skinner This is a scarstic channel... Everyone knows Jesus didn't die in Japan 😐
That animation xD as an Animator I approve xD
btw (israeli here) what's written on the stone is just as you said, about how israel has recognized that town to be important and hope to have some kind of friendship blossom between israel and that town, oh and btw i'm an atheist so this isn't actually my forte but wasn't jesus confirmed to have died on the cross or was his brother and evil twin like in an opera or something?,
last thing, have been really enjoying your videos and hope to live in japan as well starting 2024
I bet Jesus would've had an amazing RUclips travel vlog
A total vegan vlog
Yeah, or you know god could just reveal himself cause he's fucking God
“It’s ya boi from Nazareth, Jesus! Now, today we’re gonna be saving some souls, and healing some bodies!”
You think it's a coincidence that you can't spell Christ without Chris? I don't think, so.
Trying foods of Judea.
I wonder if some dude 2000 years ago traveled to that village, and told them his name was Jesus (which it may have been, just perhaps not THAT one). He stuck around for a while, then decided to go back home. When he was getting close, he heard what had happened to the "other" Jesus, and was like, "OH HELL NO!" and reversed course, returning to Japan with a tale that he narrowly escaped cruisifiction. Over the years the tale changed, with the inclusion of a brother. So if he is buried there, then it really is the tomb of Jesus, just not the one they think.
I mean, "cruisifiction" sounds like fanfiction gone horribly wrong, so I'd rather avoid it, too
Even if that happened Jesus’ name wasn’t even Jesus that’s just the anglicization of it
I know nobody asked, but at that time, the name "Jesus" is very common in Israel, and I mean the Israeli version of the name. Even the guy Pontius Pilate released when he had the people choose between the two had the same name as Jesus. Basically, what happened was "which Jesus would you like to be released, and which Jesus would you like to see crucified?"
@@somemaninbluefull-bodytigh6813 the criminal was named Barabas, not Jesus though
@@frostyblade8842 Yes, but the full name of Barabbas was Jesus Barabbas. Barabbas' name is actually Barabba, which means "son of the father", but when Biblical text got translated, they thought of adding the "s" to names, thus making it Barabbas. During Jesus' time, the name "Jesus" was pretty common in Israel due to its meaning being "savior". This was the context if I remember things clearly.
Thank you isukiri senpai for ur sacrifices
since he was his younger brother it's kohai , but yes thank you isukiri kohai for you sacrificing for jesus senpai =)
Man, this is the best comment so far.
@@olleani Isukiri is our senpai though. About 2000~ years our senior ;)
response: thank u Isukiri thank u
He died for your tsumi.
+The Anime Man he died for my gas hob
Hey I like your content xd
lol
The Anime Man Saint Young Men calls to me...
This should've been fucking pinned mate 😂
My Hebrew is a bit rusty but I believe it says "This is all bullshit..."
Kieran Fitzpatrick lmaaao
Fucking Brilliant lmao
Close , It says nothing about Jesus, only that it was given to show the friendship between our cities.
I knew that Jesus was a weeabo all along.
Kieran, aren't you late for your cross burning? Arian turd.
*Isukiri casually took Christ's place*
"Ay nii-chan, let me take the cross. Best regards to Gabriel"
I think it's worth noting that Jesus' "little brother"--イスキリ (Isukiri)--is a shortened form of イエスキリスト (Iesu kirisuto)... which is literally "Jesus Christ".......... Like, they couldn't be more creative with His "little brother's" name?!?! w w w w
What makes it even funnier is that Christ wasn't even a part of Jesus' name, its a Greek word meaning "anointed" and a translated from the Hebrew Messiah, so Jesus Christ is "Jesus the Messiah" and apparently his brother is also "Jesus the messiah"
@@Glassandcandy bruh
They maybe tried to say Scariot?
@@RyanBoggs Doesn't Yeshua also mean God? So it wouldn't it be "God the Messiah"?
This comment thread is how the bible was made lol
On a scale from 1 to JESUS, this was... like a magic.
Tree in the Wood More like on a scale from 1 to JESUS it exceeds the sky of time
Tree in the Wood 😂
Tree in the Wood nah it was more like a sky of time
"Ah yes, I was 106 years old when I died."
- Jesus Christ
@Jake White 😂😂😂
Well to be fair in the bible people lived a lot longer for whatever reason. For example Moses lived 120 years and the oldest recorded person lived to be over 900.
GuacaMolly the point is that it said that that testament was given by Jesus himself.. and included his death age
@@Jazzguitar00 Sorry I was replying to Jake White
He did come back... or, wait? Wasn't that Isukiri, then?
6:46 "this stone is a donation by the city of jerusalem and is a testimony of the friendship between the state of israel and shingo". that's the best translation i can give. i'm from israel btw
Bruh
fuck israel
@@ahmada1629 fuck you
@@FatherCorn YOU FUCKING BITCH STFU.
לא היית צריך לכתוב את זה מרחמת עלייך
But what about the Skunk cabbage group birthplace?
"אבן זו היא תרומת עיריית ירושלים והיא עדות לידידות בין מדינת ישראל והעיר ירושלים לבין שינגו
יז בסיוון התשס"ד -------- 2004"
This stone is a donation by the city of Jerusalem and is a testimony of the friendship between the state of Israel,the city of Jerusalem and Shingo.
Hebrew calendar says 6th of june 2004
Cheers xD
Adam Goldenberg what is this ET language?
it's Hebrew, the main language spoken in Israel. the national language of jews, and the language the bible was originally written in.
motty vaknin ohh ok thanks for the info.
Thanks for the translation Adam.
motty vaknin the Bible was mostly written in Aramaic, which was the only language Jesus and his disciples spoke.
Why did you make jesus travel by boat? It's common knownledge that he could walk on water.
Doing it once for a short time doesn't mean being able to cross the Sea of Japan at will.
yeah i mean what if he got tired from walking and wanted to lie down, or take a break and eat some food, hes till only human, maybe...
@@chocomanger6873 believe
@@末茶98 Beiber - beliebe.
I was hoping someone else would catch that.
Fun fact : there is this youkai(god/spirits) in Japan called Tengu, and he has long nose and red face, with a small hat on his head. And in one of the theories, Jesus Christ was the model for Tengu, since foreigner was very rare for Japanese people at that time, and for those Japanese people, his nose were really big, and they thought that he must not be a human. Also, the red face is being said that the Jesus’s face becoming red from walking through the mountain, and the small hat is being said that it’s the Kippah. Since the Tengu’s legend originated in Aomori, there might be a relationships with Jesus. Or there might not be. I don’t know.
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Mate, Jesus Christ did not go to Japan in His time on Earth
@@mrmcface713 👺
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After discovering your channel, and not long after finishing all your content, I am now quite sad and unsure as to what to do. Great job, and rock on.
there'll be plenty more! keep an eye out!
ninjamelons yeah i felt that way after starting from the beginning.
Watch hentai
Deprimat and anime
Still sad and unsure what to do?
Jesus was the first weeaboo
I wasted 3 seconds reading your nickname.
Substadoot OMFG YASSS
Jesus the original weeaboo.
Best comment 👍
I do not know why but I read your username like this, “Do you like, I've made you waste, my nickname 5 seconds// then as Do you like my nickname? I've made you waste five seconds ”
"Ups and downs" were probably the waves jesus had to walk over on his way back.
jesus could walk on water
@@real_smilegamez that's the joke's point
lol 🤣 i thought of that too
4:11 Obviously, casually is a translation of 偶々 (tama tama), which means "by chance". The use of this particular word there sounds quite strange even to native Japanese. I suppose that that part should be translated into "His younger brother, Isikiri, who happened to be there, ..."
ISI - Jesus
Kiri - Christ
His brother Jesus Christ, who just happened to be here.. died for Jesus
You didn't go to the Skunk Cabbage Birthplace?!
The the skunk cabbage group birthplace
I know right!? I was imagining some sort of japanese kimchi with marijuana mixed in or something 😅
Jesus must've naruto run from Jerusalem to Japan and uses chakra control to walk in the water
Nice theory
That explains well several stuff
He walked on water with Hamon. He was obviously a Jojo
*CHAKRA FEEEET!*
so that's how He can walk on the water😂😂😂😂
TIL Jesus went to Japan but not China. We in China do not appreciate this.
laowhy86 he probably went through China to get to Japan, maybe he was supposed to go to China but his bike's indicator light was broken
you and serpentza make good videos
Could be he sensed something was very off or wrong about China. Or he decided and said to him self you know what I have walked and traveled too far for too long. I cannot blame the man coming all that way from the Middle east to Japan with the limited tech if he did at all . I would not blame him in any way. Traveling out side of ones own home region was common but going to another part of the map was mere to almost impossible if not heard of.
Ruinn he must of bought his bike in India on his way to china
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This is actually one Of my favourite videos of yours Chris! The animation is genius. Great job! x
I have the power of god and anime on my side
блядть
but you're communist
Username most certainly does not check out
Jesus: walkes on water Everybody else:NANIIII
So why did Jesus need a boat to get to Japan? He can walk on water. I sense a conspiracy, lol
stupidluvdisc but then they'd find out that he's jesus!
The boat didn't have a bottom. He just Flintstone'd it across the sea of japan.
I could walk back to work after lunch, but I'm still gonna drive my truck.
well it would take a couple of days to walk on the ocean to japan, would you sleep with your back on the cold water?
naruto ran over the water with his chakra
damn anime jesus is dreamy
im upset that he took a boat instead of just walking there
now I know what I would do with a time machine. I would go back in time and meet Anime Jesus and learn to go through the ups and downs of life.
Lol
How the heck is this not recognized
I'm an Isukirist and finally my beliefs are getting represented in that Jesus does not deserve the praise! ALL PRAISE TO ISUKIRI THE CASUAL ONE!
ISUKURI ELEISON, BROTHER!
lol
Pray for Isukirist
On his way there, he also built the Great Wall of China to slow down the Jews
aaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lamo
you forgot "casually"
you don't need a wall to stop Jews just scatter pennies everywhere
....he was Jewish, so.
When I told my mother that Jesus Christ died in Japan she thinks I'm a son of satan
Imagine if you told her he died in america.
god isnt real. religion ruined your mother if thats really how she thinks
@@jefftraboulsy8631 you are stupid
@@st.martinlutherofwittenber5523 nah im chillin
@@jefftraboulsy8631 You cannot prove God to be false, the true atheist position is that there is no proof of God's existence, not "God is fake and you are stupid."
I love how his younger brother presumably also from the middle east has a Japanise name
I'm a believer of the Skunk Cabbage Group Birthplace and i was casually offended by this video.
No one's going to mention the fact they add a poor subplot with a "brother" when the original story ended with "he came back to life 3 days later and we don't know where he went"...
I mean, if I were to create a story I'd just say "... and went to Japan after his resurrection". The only plausible explanation to that Isukiri non-sense is that it must be TRUE !
Yeah, post-crucifixion travels would make much more sense
Same thing I was thinking
@@edwardsutton9150 What if the heaven is japan?
Weirdly enough. This story completely lines up with Islams story of the Prophet Jesus.
@@hussnainali2738 How so?
JeSu’s Holy Adventure: divine crusaders
Technically Jesus's name was Yeshua bar Joseph, meaning "Joshua son of Joseph".
Thus confirming that that he was the first JoJo and jjba is holy scripture.
As someone who lives 30 mins from there I can tell you locals don't seriously believe this tale. Aomori is just the poorest prefecture in Japan (Well, 2nd to Okinawa). Apples and tourism are what keeps the prefecture going. That festival brings a decent number of tourists to Shingo and our towns need that. (You were not in the middle of nowhere btws, you don't know real rural until you go to the western villages with max pop. at 300)
Compared to the rural parts of the United States, nowhere in Japan is really rural.
compared to rural parts of Australia, nowhere in USA is really rural
+Jabo's Fun Train Now THAT'S rural!
mocking tone ? he was being sarcastic and he did that in almost all of his videos
LMFAO
Funny when you remember that israelis dont recognize jesus as the Christ
They knew this story all along lol
And on 6/6 they dedicate it
That'll be why they did it lol
That's the ultimate troll
Because Jesus condemned the Jewish leaders and pointed out their hypocrisy and greed. If Jews accepted Jesus it means that there is no more gentiles and Jews are no longer the chosen few, instead of being the Messiah of the Jewish people, Jesus was instead the universal Messiah, the Messiah of all.
Sounds like they were writing fan fiction.
lmfao
the first fan-fic?
oh, wait, theres the bible too
There actually is bible fan fiction. I'm not kidding.
That's nothing. There's a manga with an anime adaption named Saint Young Men. It's about Jesus and Buddha living as room mates and travelling all over Japan. Jesus also casually referring how girls mistook him as Johnny Depp on the course of the series.
Johnny Joestar thought that no one would notice...but people in Morioh now know what he did with act 4
Jesus came to Japan to achieve Super Saiyan.
and defeat kid boo.
NANI
Not he came to play with Pikachu
@Gray Kin yes
no he already achieved super Saiyan, he went there to teach the Japanese how to go super Saiyan.
Merry Isukurisumas
Romano Basabas i
😂🤣👍👏
On isukurisumas we casually exchange gifts
His brother "casually took his place" LOL this killed me xDDDD
Lol, killed him too
actually isn't his "brother", he's more like a clone that's sent by the people from the planet thiaoouba. (its from a book lol not neccesarily saying that I believe it)
@@bennynotthebull4393 Tp be fair, substitution before the crucifixion is one of the main tenement of Islam.
Because, yes, Jesus is an important religius figure in Islam as well, the second most important prophet after Muhammad. Islam is fundamentally a mix of non-romanized Christianity, plus a bit of Judaism (although you might say that Cristianity itself derives from Judaism), plus some pre-existing Arabic traditions.
I'm saying this as a mithology enthusiast atheist, keep in mind.
He casually gave perms to be nailed to a 2x4 board.
04:19 "his younger brother *casually* took Christ's place on the cross".
Why does the name "Brian" come to mind?
It all makes sense now!!!
KFC Japan invented Christmas Dinner too right?
He did a video on that already :') it was pretty funny
It was great, that's how I know about it.
spam
Christ came for the training, and stayed for the chicken.
🎄🎁 🐔
why would Jesus need a boat to get to Japan? He can walk on water...
+mike carter not for 3 weeks in a row
mike carter its faster
Because he will run out of chakra eventually
If you can turn water into wine, make blind men see, and cure the deaf of their hearing impairments, you can definitely walk on water for 3 weeks.
as someone who was raised a Christian, this made me laugh so bloody much omg. AND you took the time to make that delightful anime adaptation of the ups and down of Jesus Christ's return to Japan (can't wait for the Blu-ray release). 10/10 for realistic bear sound effects.
I nearly ran out the room in fear just listening to them during editing.
- Nearly.
I think I’d believe this over the Mormons thinking he was in America 😂
you win
Isukiri - Iscariot ??
@@KyraPrinceCheryl genuinely could be, it's not a normal japanese name I don't think
He didn't go to either Japan or America in His time on Earth
@@KyraPrinceCheryl Jesus Christ was the one Crucified
And that is the origin story of how friday became Casual Friday.
Not to be mistaken with Good Friday.
10:25 A boat? Jesus clearly walked all the way to Japan.
I mean, if it were true. He was able to walk on water right? Or maybe Japan was still connected to the main land back then. Very confusing...
Well to be fair, walking all the way would've probably been less comfortable then sitting in a boat
I can walk on ground but i'd much rather take a car. 8)
Wow. Christ not dying on the cross for humanity's sins literally undermines a core belief of Christianity.
Sean Freeman
I'm glad it does!
Sean Freeman As it should be.
Nothing like guilt tripping someone into liking you
Christ dying for humanity already undermine it, seems pointless to me and shows the arrogance of humanity that think a "god" would do their biding.
Sousuke Aizen You really have no idea what you're talking about, do you?
OMG! Have you read the manga called "Saint Young Men"? 🙄 Its plot involves Jesus Christ and Gautama Buddha, who are living as roommates in an apartment in Tokyo. That explains everything!
In Isukuri's name we pray.
"British Accent Embezzler" I see now how Ryotarou always has special access to those onsens and restaurants. The Accent Embezzling yakuza has a strong hold on Japan.
9:15 Jesus: The Greatest Doujinshi Ever Told
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Well, there was a reference at the end of Christ's life, that he did leave to spread the word to other flocks, but did not elaborate on who these other flocks was or where they was located.
Pretty sure the gospels say he rose to heaven. Who knows? Maybe an early follower of Jesus ended up in Japan, taught about Jesus and maybe somehow, at some point, they ended up confusing him for Jesus himself.
So these are basically like the Mormons of Japan?
technically yes
_M O R M O N I S M I I_
@@moonmannd7501 *ELECTRIC BUGALOO*
Haha, exactly what I thought
*Weeabooism
How about the Skunk Cabbage Group Birthplace?
The animation at the end was the pilot episode for the new hit anime "Neon Evangelical: Genesis 69:420 "
Or the translation: A Cruel Jesus Thesis
deaddd xD
Ian Favreau >new
>Evangelion
I'm totally cool with Asuka bitch slapping Jesus.
Your sarcasm is one of the few things constant in this world LMAO i love it
The original weeb.
TheGamingSucka HAHAHA
TheGamingSucka Isukiri saved him to continue his misguided dream.
I think something happened to the audio 5:14 - 5:32 ^^"
Jesus happened
Good i though something was wrong with my speakers ahhaha
Overzealous content ID match, probably... that's what I sometimes hate youtube for.
Yeah that genuinely freaked me out a bit
@@SethidusVorscye Even no music? I doubt it. This 100% smells like a RUclips copyright thing
If you turn around isukuri->kurisu (crist). So in reality it wasn't his brother, but a shadow clone. I knew it, crist invented the kage bunshin!
Makes a lot of senseeeeee
He was the first to perfect the Kage bunshin no jutsu
Wait, Jesus is Tobirama?
Francis Gerard Magtibay no, tobirama is secretly Jesus
Jesus was like KAGEBUNSHIN NO JUTSU
Im pretty sure every country has a place where people think christ actually died
The Mormons thought that the garden of eden was in Missouri
@@richardofredemption 😂😂
All are being brainwashed by religion 😂😂
British hymn - 'And did those feet in ancient time, walk upon England's mountains green...'
Yup, William Blake wanted us in on the act too.
Yes or some thing similar. England has quite an old one about Joseph of Arimathea, the man who buried Christ, coming to Glastonbury from Judaea. Which was possible during the Roman Empire. But very unlikely. It has been, and still is a place of pilgrimage for 1000 years.
Man, I didn't know you were a professional in the anime industry!?!! Keep up the great work!
Finally I can help with Hebrew. 6:20
what I can make out of the picture:
אבן זו היא מאומת עיריית ירושלים
והיא עדות לידידות בין
מדינת ישראל והעיר ירושלים לבין שנגו
י"ז בסיון תשס"ד, *ביומי*, 2004
OK, I will try to change that to English:
This stone is from the Municipality of Jerusalem
To prove the friendship between
The State of Israel and the City of Jerusalem with Shingo
Date (6.6.2004)
The only word I could not interpret from the picture is the one with **
cut VDO This inscription is obviously a sick joke by some rabbi in Jerusalem. Some number of religious Jewish folk would love for this folk tale to be true. Anything to disprove that Jesus was risen from the dead.
איך ראית את זה בכלל, לא הצלחתי לקרוא בגלל השברים
June=6, day 6, 2004=6 so 666
Imagine blaming children for what their ancestors did.
That is religion in a nutshell.
You should make a casual Isukiri shirt
10/10 would buy!!
I would prefer the skunk cabbage group shirt
So I just happened to drive by that place returning from Akita, it is on my list of places to visit. I can confirm it is not an easy place to get to, lots of twisties. One thing I can note is how peaceful and serene the place is. Believe, or not the choice is yours.
NAILED THE FRIGGIN LOW BUDGET ANIMATION THO 😂😂😂😂😂😂 (no puns intended)
THAT PUN ROCKED MY WORLD
Hahahaaaaa I'm lonely
Israeli here. The stone says as follows:
"This stone was contributed by the city of Jerusalem, and is a token of friendship between Israel, the city of Jerusalem and Shingo. Sivan 16th, 5764 (June 6th, 2004)"
There has to be a Steel Ball Run reference to be made here...Somewhere.
Tell this guy to eat shit and fall off his horse
Horserace with Jesus and Iskuri or however his "brother" (i bet it was gyro) was called
This is basically the backstory for part 8
I was looking for that
You mean Jojolion.
Its all true, the force,the jedi, Jesus was Japanese, all of it.
U guys killing me in the comment section 😂
I think I will ask my brother to go to school and casually take my algebra test for me.
It is a fact...and, he married and was the father of Haruna, Mami, Tomomi, and Rina, who went on to become goddesses of J-Rock. Heretics believe that he really fathered Akane, Saiki, Miku, Misa, and Kanami, but they went on to form J-Metal.
Nice seeing a fellow Scandal fan here
Lol
On the morning musume he rose again?
Mormonism 2: Electric Boogaloo
I'm pretty sure that this is the plot to Metal Gear Solid V 😂👌
The most disturbing part is that that place has been officially recognized by Israel.
Do you think it could have been the grave of another guy randomly called 'Jesus'?
Israel Failin - actually that makes perfect sense. Considering Israel is mostly Jewish and don't believe Jesus was the messiah. So if he's buried in Japan then their religion is right and Christianity is wrong.
dennis a lot of missionaries in 16th century japan where portuguese very common for them to have Jesus as a middle name
He was Mexican. *Jesús.*
thanks mohammed
That animation of Jesus's return to Japan at the end though.... Those very mental bear sound effects
"I don't want to be nailed to a cross, I'll move to Japan.... isn't that how most JET teachers get their start?
You know that Jesus is the one who introduced Chakra Control on His feet to walk on the water
@@RitikRaj-ih5sx did you take a joke seriously
@@muhammadsukriramli8041 I thought you were serious
@@Marc... oh
Must have learnt that from Prince Siddhartha when they were sharing an apartment in Japan!
Jesus was a hamon user
Wait, you animated him crossing the sea on a freaking boat instead of walking on the water? I'm so disappoint.
I'm sure the boat was more energy efficient than walking.
Zikari8 Isn't god's whole shtick that he has infinite power? You think he would get sore legs or something?
Jesus Christ, he went through the ups and downs of travel for our sins.
I remember meeting a fella in Osaka who told me all about this. I was blown away! He insisted that there's Jewish bloodlines running through Japan because of Jesus, and that's why you'll see Japanese with very un-Japanese features (he specifically meant 鼻)... Pretty interesting theory!
Those bloodlines are Greeks, no Jocking!
I wonder if the townspeople asked Jesus if he could use chopsticks.
i think he killed a bear with his chopsticks
hikkipedia he turned them in to forks and spoons like he turned water in to wine. but he's just showing off he can just conjure them from his hat like he pulled an unlimited amount of fish and bread from that basket or was that the other Jewish dude... don't remember I'm high
"Ooo, Jesus-san you so good with chopsticks!"
He would get triggered seeing the two wooden sticks. His brother died on a set of two bigger ones.