Doors: locked Windows: shut Lights: turned down Pillows: ready Headphones: on my head Snacks: yes Water: definitely gonna need it Makeup: off I don’t wanna sweat it all of during the video lol Charger: gonna need it Round 2: hella ready
5:04 DID HE JUST LICK OUR SWEAT?! NUR? THIS IS A WHOLE NOTHER SIDE OF MESSED UP. *Casually trying to get my sweat into this cup. 🥤* *Gives to Douma,* "Drink up bbg.*
POV: There are two people of opposite gender to each other. The Female: So does that mean I was eaten by Douma?? The Male: So does that mean I was eaten by Akaza?? Both: * They look at eachother * THAT MAKES NO SENSE!!
Not me whos been hallucinating both of them in my room for two days straight Edit: OMG NOW THE HALLUCINATIONS OF THEM ARE ON MY BED😳😳😳 I'M HANDS ON KNEES FOR THESS HALLUCINATIONS
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When he said "get on your knees" I flipped off my bed so fast and got on my knees 😩 I started to dance 😭 🙏
You what now🦐
Excuse meh-
💀
WHAT THE FU-
@@X14N-1 wat Chu doin 'ere?!
*I see….so Akaza doesn’t drink the respect women juice anymore? 💀*
Idk I'm trans-
Do we have short hair? Is that what it is or smth-
@@Diluc_Sells_Wine_Not_For_Kayea optimus prime? is that you..?
Lol
@@harry2508_yes💀
I guess he stopped
when the beat dropped and akaza spoke i jumped😭
STP ME TOO
“Isn’t that right….Akaza?” *vine boom*
Lol
When I heard that I paused the video, took off my headphones and stared at the ceiling
I jump for some reason I was shaking soooo
Me who JUST got on this and read this RIGHT WHEN IT HAPPENS😩
That’s a au
My cat wont stop biting my hand but i need to listen to this
I keep petting my cat so hard when I heard this…
*f*
We all need to listen to it
@@BubbleTeaFriends9993.... I'm scared to know which cat.
Physical ambience added
The collab we never thought we needed but we did need
Douma: you poor little thing
*Discord sound*
Me: lmaoo
Douma: let me taste that sweat you have
*silence*
Akaza: ... Ew
Oh my god😂😂😂😂
Akaza said ew ahahabah his response is so funny
He needs help.....
Welcome to what I’m stuck with.
@@Enchanted_Lullaby.. some of the lower moon deal with it to
Douma: what will we do with this.. poor un-
me: *U POOR UNFORTUNATE SOUL!*
Ariel like shit 💀
In pain in need! Lol,
This one longing to be thinner that one wants to get the girl and do I help them yes indeed
Not the little mermaid reference😭
Also hey @allthingshazbin/Angel dust!!!
UNDER THE SEA~~~
WE GOIN OUT THE INFINITY CASTLE WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥
You both are literally awesome with this asmr.I actually thougt I was experincing this. Gave me chills
MORPHY YOU GETTING REAL CREATIVE 💀💀💀
yep he is-
FR BRO I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE WILL DO NEXT 💀😭
Oh this was Retro's idea and editing, I just recorded Douma's part haha
@@MorphyVA UM OKAY💀🥲🤣
@MorphyVA when akaza jumped out of nowhere I threw my phone by accident and then looked at my door as there was a thud on it when that happened 😭💀
This gave me the chills!
Great video btw!
OMG this is a legendary collab between two awsome asmr channels!
You been here 10yr for 😮😮
@@victorleylla Yeah RUclips raised me😂😉
Oml this is just awesome. I can imagine this happening and while I was doing that my nose bled...
AHHHH THIS IS SO GOOD🧎🏽♀️🧎🏽♀️🧎🏽♀️🧎🏽♀️🧎🏽♀️🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
Douma: to this poor-
Me: UNFORTUNATE SOUUUUL
sry.
HELP-
I LMAO
LMAO
Little Mermaid reference! ^^
My heart skipped a beat when I saw this
(Great video)
I NEED PART TWO IM BEGGING MY GOD
IM ATHEIST BUT IM BEGGING THEIR GOD TOO
HUH?!
your videos are slowly getting spicier but I wont complain I love it!!
This is amazing and I simp for both these demons. Thank you
👨🦯
I agree with you there tho
@@Kira-loly for once someone who agrees with me
@@Daki_Shabana.same
Daki..
IM PUNCHING THE AIR RIGHT NOW CUZ OF THIS😭😭😭😭😭😭
My boyfriend is next to me! I need help 😂😂😂😂!
@@Omegastorys098 Oh nooo! Dont let him hear this😂
The sound at 0:44 was so unexpected I swear ☠️
LMFAOOO
LMAO NGL
@@RENGOKU-RIP IT SCARED ME 😭
Mitsuri??
@@-_-Maraaa lol
Doors: locked
Windows: shut
Lights: turned down
Pillows: ready
Headphones: on my head
Snacks: yes
Water: definitely gonna need it
Makeup: off I don’t wanna sweat it all of during the video lol
Charger: gonna need it
Round 2: hella ready
UNDERRATED COMMENT.
I can't I have a door in my room that leads outside and it doesn't have a lock to it and I have to use a rope and have 2 windows I'm so unlucky
As a woman, that Akaza is a fraud🙊
Fr
I know😭 They’re holding me hostage bro
4:50 WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY THIGHS 😭😭😭 I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA EAT ME
They had better ideas I guess
@@CheríBlossom782 my thought exactly
I went to the part you were talking about AND I PULLED A MUSCLE WHILE SCRUNCHING MY HEAD INTO MY BODY FROM CRINGING 😂😂😂
Good lord it hurts 😍😭
@LocalDemonSlayerWeeb R.I.P man, R.I.P
Me:Wtff
Kokushibo:nah who made them upper ranks
Muzan:I can't do this anymore
I know right
😂 so accurate
Literally
Okay I actually like the both of you and I love these audios but this was by far the best! :)
'I too love a little salt on my food'
Me: would you like some mud and grass with that too? It gives quit an earthy taste to it, delicious
Dounma: lemme taste some of that sweat you have~
Me: WTF-
akaza: ew...
Me: LMAOOOOOO
This is a cerified hood classic (kinda commented the same thing on Retro's vid) 👌🏻 y'all both did amazingly ♡♡
This is amazing ( good job and take care 👏)
And I thought I was safe since akaza was there-
HELP IM LITERALLY MELTING-
My face wen akaza said were going to take them to muzan : 😳wha?!
Timestamp?
“sharing is car-“ LMAOAOO NO I AINT SHARING NOTHING
‘isn’t that right..Akaza?’
*vine boom*
GOT ME THROWING MY PHONE😭
THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE VIDEO OF YOURS MORPHY 🫶🏻
Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. Rats make me crazy.
5:04 DID HE JUST LICK OUR SWEAT?!
NUR?
THIS IS A WHOLE NOTHER SIDE OF MESSED UP.
*Casually trying to get my sweat into this cup. 🥤*
*Gives to Douma,* "Drink up bbg.*
Bro what kind of drugs are you on
@@Inosuke69420lol
WTF (O_o)??
Think about it they may just like salty prey
“Pick me choose me…” 6:02
😭
I HAD TO
I’m late AGAIN😭😭😭 but this literally sent chills down my spine 😍🤭
I love how he just says "that's repulsive"
"Just not your lucky day huh? "
No my best day 🥰
The amount of times I paused this because I was flustered is crazy 💀
Sorry for being late-
AHHHHHH IM IN LOVE.
Imagine Muzan watching this and staring in akaza and douma with kokushibo next to him be like:
Nah they will get killed😂
Man that ain’t be I’m being held hostage by Daki😭
I thought it was retro mario, and when I looked at the title, I was shook. MY two favourite asmr-ists 🫶
BRO WHEN HE SAID "i do love some salt on my meals"LIKE WHAT
Me:just listening to this
Ad just popped up
Me:GOSH DAMN IT
the very moment they said meal i grabed a MINIGUN and started revving it up i swear to god i am going to remove their SOULS.
AYO AKAZA WHERE DID YOUR RESPECT WOMAN JUICE GO!?
That's what I said
🎶Well, it’s gone, it’s gone, it’s gone, it’s gone.🎶
DUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDU
0:09 bro all ready
Akaza and douma ready to eat me: 😈
Me: I m a girl
Douma : 😈
Akaza : shit 😑
Akaza may not eat you but he eat out you🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭
i- dont have a gender cause im going through a crisis
@@JaundiceEscuella 1)well most of my friends do too
2 (joke) ) well you have a problem because those two won’t let you go
7:20 my headphones going wild bro💀
Holy moly..
WHEN I HEARD AKAZAS VOICE IN THE START I LEVITATED
AMEN
JESUS CHRIST IS ARE LORD AND SAVIOUR AMEN 🙏
Now... hear me out
Akaza...just akaza..
Ima go on my knees to pray real quick (not to god)
Edit: ive never clicked on a video faster in my life
Yes
Yesss someone agrees with me
ME TOO GIRL MEE TOOOOOO
bro really said
VINE BOOM
POV: There are two people of opposite gender to each other. The Female: So does that mean I was eaten by Douma?? The Male: So does that mean I was eaten by Akaza?? Both: * They look at eachother * THAT MAKES NO SENSE!!
However the video is COMPLETELY awesome and as soon as I saw it, I INSTANTLY clicked it (I have NEVER EVER clicked a video that fast 🙃).
Douma and akaza talking
Meanwhile me: 😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰💎💎💎💄💄💄💋💋💋💍💍💍🥵🥵🥵🥶🥶🥶❤❤❤DADDY!!!!!
Same
Same 😩
This gave me shivers but two Upper Moons for one video that's my two fav!❤
Why does Douma always said "You should be *Worshipping* me"
When he was younger like a child he was the leader of some cult that his parents made him and used him for money
The is the *EXACT* reason why they are not allowed to be on misstions together!
ME: NOW HERE WE GO AGAIN
Dam akaza's little laugh at the beginning I was like "😳oh shit"
I think Douma did something to Akaza to make him stop drinking his *respect woman juice*
Didn't know i needed this but so glad i have it plz tell me there is more!
AKAZA STOPPED DRINKING THE RESPECT WOMEN JUICE!!🔥🔥🔥‼‼
I was JUST looking for something like this
I thought Akaza didn't eat women 💀
I mean, he didn't eat us... He licked our sweat 💀
wait doma eats only women, but akaza eats only men, whats going on 💀
I dunno- 😰😰😰
We are non-binary, it exempts us from both rules.
When ur genderfluid 😦..
My trans ass sitting on my bed like:😬💀
WE ARE GENDERLESS 😃
"Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth"
Rush hour?
Doma said "I'm hungry" about 4 times or smth 🤡
On my knees y'all 🧎🏽♀️🙏🏼
Damn👨🦯
Same, I just sat there on my kneez
Sorry but no
I'm going back to sleep to this!😭
LORDT I AM LISTENING TO ALLLLL OF THIS
You better.🧍🏻♂️
@@Lovely.ash0OOP
@@LocalTransGuy_ 🤨
@@Lovely.ash0 ;-; imma just go'
@@LocalTransGuy_ no u dont.🧍🏻♂️
JOKES ON YOU DOUMA IM A WOMAN AKAZA WON'T TOUCH ME😎
Damn...
HAHAHA SAME
@@Lovely.ash0 lol
@@Lovely.ash0 *burries myself in a hole of dirt*
I literally can't breathe right now
Nah bruh im scared now also this is really cool i thought i was actually in front of them for a minute 😂
Edit: sry I had to correct my spelling
chat im cooked.
I CAN NOT be the only one who prayed and said sorry to god for listening to this and then contineued listening red ASS FUCK👁👄👁
Why am I blushing 😭😭
WE GETTING A WHEELCHAIR WITH THIS ONE!!!🗣🗣🗣💯💯💯💥💥💥
Two of my favorite asmr people in the same video also doing a asmr with my two favorite characters my dream has come true 🥹
Akaza: *drinks my blood*
Me being a girl: excuse me sir 🤓☝ there must be something you've confused me for
Helll yeahhh!!! The thumbnail 💀
Not me whos been hallucinating both of them in my room for two days straight
Edit: OMG NOW THE HALLUCINATIONS OF THEM ARE ON MY BED😳😳😳 I'M HANDS ON KNEES FOR THESS HALLUCINATIONS
Please get help.
Damn man...
same lol
seek therapy
BRO TELL THEM TO COME OVER PLSS
0:44 DAMN THAT WAS GOOD I LAUGHED BUT MY JAW DROPPED 😂😂
What ever happened to Akaza respecting woman juice 💀😭
How tf did they know i was thinking about these two?
Well-
@@Lovely.ash0 AKAZA-DONO??
@@Skull_Kid0.o what??
I'm so lucky I'm watching this with no sound 😀
🤭did i just find my new favorite video
WE NEED A PART 2 LIKE FOR REALL
"Let me taste...some of that sweat you have~..."
Ew-...bye.
Screaming to Retro's deep voice
Could you do Enmu X masochistic listener?
This needs to have a hundred likes
@@YourLocalNintendo 👁️👄👁️ I don’t rlly see how,but I’m glad to know more ppl are interested!
AKAZA- HERE'S THE WOMAN RESPECT JUICE THAT YOU FORGOT
OML HEHEHEHEH I LOVE THIS 😍😍😍😍😍
Akazas voice in this 😳💘🛐🛐🛐
BRO TF LIKING THIS.
Aka as ‘that’s repulsive’ in his mind got me rolling
**MASSIVE NOSEBLEED**