My friend and me were arguing (it’s like play arguing over the stupidest things it’s not actual arguments) and she said that my newborn sister looked like a potato (we joke about that btw she doesn’t actually think she looks like a potato) and I said “leave the potato out of this”
I have YEARS of chess playing. Like what do you mean? Is Akaza better than me? :( Akaza: "I expected more from my biggest fan." Me: Douma is my favorite. Not you. I am watching this just because. Akaza also saying: "Are you imagining what they could do to you? Stroking you." Also me: What? No. *Starts thinking about it* :l Never mind. Still is not my favorite. Akaza adding: "Squeezing... Maybe wrapped around your throat." Me: Can I leave or---- My Brain: Nope, curiosity kills us. So, live or die with it. Me: Why am I like this? T^T Akaza at 1:53: " I see how you chill when I brush against your leg." Me: Anything can do that my reaction is most likely scared or chilled (cool) .
Akaza:I see you staring at my hands when the move... Your distracted... Are you imagining what they could do to you... Stroking you... squeezing... Maybe wrapped around your throat... My mind: his hands look my blueberries... I wonder what rengoku felt like when je got punched in the gut by akaza
Akaza: “can you imagine what these hands can do to you?”
Me: 🤜🍩
NO RENGOKU-
Black humor level : ecxtreme
I'd let akaza turn me into a donut 😫 (Joke)
@@Bethprtty (not a joke)
YOU DID NOT- 💀💀💀
*sighs* "just like Nicki Minaj said.." *clears her throat* "YOU CAN SMACK IT, YOU CAN GRIP IT, YOU CAN GO DOWN AND KISS IT-"
LMAO-
Where
He wanna F-R-E-AKY
@@Slayemogirl I want to do that "F-R-E-A-K-Y" with him too.
@@Itzz_Ren In bed
Akaza:you know I have been known to punch holes through people
Me: *has flashbacks*
It’s bros whole hobby- 💀
@@Kirishima69 Fr💀
Ha😂
So true
me:Nnnnnnooooooooooo not that again plz😭😭
Akaza: youre terrible, sloppy even
Me: damn :( I'm sloppy even
Akaza: you're sweating again
Me: LEAVE MY SWEAT OUT OF THIS
Fr 😭
True
My friend and me were arguing (it’s like play arguing over the stupidest things it’s not actual arguments) and she said that my newborn sister looked like a potato (we joke about that btw she doesn’t actually think she looks like a potato) and I said “leave the potato out of this”
@@BisexualAnimeWatcher2012 lol
@@BisexualAnimeWatcher2012 That made me wheeze 😭😭
"she probably listens to music"
my music:
nvm I like deep voiced man now
Same though
WHEN HE SAID NOW SUCK I WAS LIKE "BITCH ID DO THAT EVEN IF I WON 💀💀
Fr
Lol
Fr- I’d do it anyways-
Same-
👁️👄👁️
Him:Let me grab your hair
Me:🧑🦲
Lol
Akaza: Well I’ll be dammed.
Yes I brought the Percy Jackson meme back because I love it.
HELP
@@KyokasWorldI miss that
STOP LMAO
I’m actually crying what are these noises..
FR😭💀
I came faster than Akaza punch Douma in the face 💀
💀☠
Fr
Fr
@@akazaswife1aren’t we married?
@@Dubzeyy_9 yes
PLEASE TELL ME IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO HEARD THAT…7:52
Your not the only one 💀
@@akazaswife1 😭
@@6.rellaa 😰
Not the only one
I heard that too- 💀💀💀
THE NOISES AT THE END😭😭😭😭😭😭🙏
idk how to play chess but id lose on purpose 🔥🔥🔥
real🗣️🗣️
Same, i also don't know how to play chess and i also would lose on purpose ✨👌
same I'd lose on purpose aka I have no idea how to actually play
You people saying you would lose on purpose while my hands would be shaking while playing chess trying my best 😰😭😭
I know how to play chess i will lose on pourpose just for akaza
I DIDNT REALIZE THERE WAS SOUNDS-
SAME😭
😂😂😂
A gift for you 7:30
Its not a gift its torture
@@toge_sukuna_andGojo_areMINEhuh?
@@devon-rosehawkins8250 press on it
im watching the full thing but what is it torture
Me: oh really*goes to 7:30*
OK it’s WHAT THE FU-
THE WAY MY LITTLE BEAN STARTED DOING HORSE RIDING LESSONS ON MUZANS TALLWACKER WHILE SWIMMING IN THE AKAZUSSY SEA
WHAT?? 😭
ALSO YOUR USERNAME!!!
@@naimahford847 ty pookie I put a lot of effort in to it😍
YO WHAT- AINT NO WAY LMAOOOOOOO
Oh MaH gAh
Chess is an easy game I’d most definitely win but if it’s Akaza I’d loose on purpose 🤭
Akaza:”Suck me”
Me: 😭😭😭
@@Itzz_RenYES PLEASE!!
Same
When I saw Akaza, I’ve never been so fast 🧍♀️
Me whos beat my dad in chess: BITC--!
I clicked faster than Akaza turning Rengoku into a donut-
Rip Rengoku 😭
Rengoku turning to a donut?
@@connorarendse1202yes?
You don't know?! 😭😭
Here have this 🍩
@@Toasty_RUclips-f7i*WHY ARE YOU FEEDING US RENGOKU*
If it was tic tac toe than boy the tables will turn
YEAAA😂
Akaza be giving them "PhI PeTcHa sLoBbA" vibes fr-
Is it normal to simp for this Akaza guy, because I think I’m getting obsessed 💀
Nah don’t worry everyone here probably simps for him too
I know I do
Yes, it’s normal for that to happen, I’m also a Simp.
I'm very obsessed with this guy for some reason 🗿
yyyyeeeeeessss
*a mini mukbang of someone eating noodles* then *anime whimper* then after tht *drinking water*=✨sucking sound✨
Nahh cuz the other person's voices scared me, i was not expecting that
Him: *Suck it.*
My brain: Don't you *DARE-*
My dumbass: ANYTHING FOR YOU BEYONCEEE-
My brain: *JFC-*
WOAHHH WHAT WAS THAT MOAN💀💀💀😱😱😱😭😭😭😭
*still on my knees*😌
I absolutely love this 😍 thank you once again father Morphy 🙏 i absolutely love you for this.
6:21
MORPHY WHAT
Fr-
Mmm mhm
Akaza:you've made another mistake
Me:your mom....
Your mom made another mistake.....that being you. But she raised you well-
I saw it on my tv so I grab my phone quickly-
Same but i only just saw it
IS NOBODY GONNA TALK ABOUT THE GIRL MOANS?😭
I KNOW I WAS SCROLLING TO SEE IF ANYONE WAS TALKING ABOUT THAT 😭
@@Lifelemons693 WELL I AM NOW CAUSE I WAS FLABBERGASTED
@@Ash_loves_U SAME!
@@Ash_loves_Ureal
@@littlebirdys lol
BRO- IM LAYING DOWN ON MY BACK- 😩😩😩😩 I’m so lucky I found this yesterday.
Shes probably sleeping
Me:🐶
Akaza: *beats me in chess* you know what I wanna do?
Me: you used the castle wrong😑
I love how he's just grinning at us the whole time. ( 6:10 is when the spice starts)
Akaza: If you loose…you’ll have to get on your knees-
Me: *looses on purpose* Oops I lost!
Akaza: I…I didn’t even finish my sentence…😶
😂
Pfft
Are we not gunna talk about the ending or-
HELP THE NOTIF SAID 'AKAZA BEATS YOU' IM ORBITING
LOLLLL
@@Dubzeyy_9 😭
LMAOOOO
IT WAS JUST A GAME OF CHESSS....
I'm fking terrible at playing chess so this is accurate in my book😭
edit: HOW MANY OF YALL ARE IN THE BAD AT CHESS GROUP!?!?!?
Me to
Mhm😂
Hi akaza
Same
@@Hantenguclonebigsimp Hi, Dounut
I have YEARS of chess playing. Like what do you mean? Is Akaza better than me? :(
Akaza: "I expected more from my biggest fan."
Me: Douma is my favorite. Not you. I am watching this just because.
Akaza also saying: "Are you imagining what they could do to you? Stroking you."
Also me: What? No.
*Starts thinking about it*
:l Never mind. Still is not my favorite.
Akaza adding: "Squeezing... Maybe wrapped around your throat."
Me: Can I leave or----
My Brain: Nope, curiosity kills us. So, live or die with it.
Me: Why am I like this? T^T
Akaza at 1:53: " I see how you chill when I brush against your leg."
Me: Anything can do that my reaction is most likely scared or chilled (cool) .
Things are getting spicy up in Morphy😵💫🤯❤❤
FR IM LITERALLY CRYING
*Akaza mocking about how bad at chess you are*
Me who just remembered that I’m good at chess:👁️👄👁️👹😈
6:15 so we’re just gonna sit here and act like we did not hear what that noise was when he grabbed our hair-
The 6:22
currently sobbing
I never clicked a notification so fast
6:21 I can’t believe I lost in a chess game, Now Akaza has to punish me!😫😫😫😫
Oh my goodness!
o7
GUYS AT 6:20 IT IS GONNA HAPPEN!!! 😭💀
Last words i heard before getting traumatized
Me losing chess game I this video: :(
Me also who is champion at chess in the whole school: >:)
Those comment are scarying me
me too
Same
Same here
I don't think i have ever clicked on a video with that much speed ... Ever
Me too
6:12 WTF?!
Thanks morphy i need this l love akaza 😩😫💍
Yk what ima help y’all go to 6:21 that’s where the punishment is at👁🫦👁
Bro.. I just wanted to play chess..:(
IN CRYIBG AT 6:26
HELL NAH WHT WAS THAT NOSIE AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH 7:57
Can you do one of douma comforting you in a thunderstorm?
my door is wide open with my laptop volume being on 79 its a dangerous game we play out here
Bro I flipped off when he said get on you knees
For every simp 5:58 when the spicy start yw yall owe me
Akaza:I see you staring at my hands when the move... Your distracted... Are you imagining what they could do to you... Stroking you... squeezing... Maybe wrapped around your throat...
My mind: his hands look my blueberries... I wonder what rengoku felt like when je got punched in the gut by akaza
I’m no doctor but I’ll go out on a limb and say that he felt pain.
WHO CARES ABOUT THE MOANS,
BRO THE GUY WHO IS DOING AKAZA'S VOICE BRO "IS LIKE BRO WHO DID THIS FUCING SCIRP"
The 7:30 is wild 😢
B-BRO IT WAS JUST A GAME A CHESS!
Fun fact: actually really loose at chess💀
AKAZA FANS, ASSEMBLE
⬇️
Athena is getting punched by akaza, no, she is too young to kiss him in the lips! 😭😭😭😭😭
what!?😱😱😱😱
@@kanae-78842 Athena!
I don't even have words right now.
IM HERE FINALLY 🏃♀️💨
Hope I'm not ded tomorrow after all of this.... 🙂🔫
Why
Did l hear Athena voice çoming to my ears?
I CLICKED SOO FAST
My father is a chess teacher so i lost on purpose but i will lose on purpose anyways😘😘
i cant with humanity anymore
He helped you at 6:18
Funny sound start happening at 7:30
[Like that one mean that was mother sorry]
DADDY?!, sorry, DADDY?!, sorry, DADDY?!, sorry.
Bombastic side eye criminal offensive side eye
🤨🤨🤨
Last time a played chest I got so mad that I broke the board...
Thanks morphy
NA THIS ISN'T AKAZA AKAZA EYES ARE YELLOW THIS IS DOUMA 💀
welp.... oh sh*** here we go again
the fucking noises. The noises caught me off guard bro.
The fact is I’m good at chess
WHO WAS THAT THAT WASNT ME-
I never clicked so fast💀
I shed a tear while watching this
pull my hair more 🫵🏽😸
"stroking you, squeezing, wrapping around your throat"
HERE,I WAS THINKING AKAZA RESPECTED WOMEN!
BAHAHA 😂
Omg yum yes lord Akaza ❤❤❤
ZADDY AKAZA 😍😍😍
Douma 😰😰💀
Im not suprised-
@@Doumasfavwifever .
@@Douma.Official *Leaves*
………
1. it sounded like nezuko
2. The way he said "suck me
3. The sounds, I almost 💀died
Why is there noise coming from another person 💀😭
That’s us…😅
Me-oop I wonder what the punishment would be, prob kill us or something
After-👁️👄👁️…….💀
WHAT DID I JUST WATCH😭😭😭
Giyuu….why are you watching this-
@@_0MoonRise0_ ummm👁️👄👁️oh shit
@@me-anD_yoU3pls watch your mouth 😊
Muzan watching: 👁️👄👁️
A
As soon as I read that, I was like maybe I do need my headphones
I’m sorry I need help. I didn’t mean to harm y’all 💀
@@Dubzeyy_9 😭😭😭
@@Inosuke69420 your welcome
@@Dubzeyy_9it ok 👅
MORPHY PLEASE MAKE A KOKUSHIBO AUDIO
I'm sweating bullets rn
I JUST LOST A GAME OF CHESS NOOOO
I’m sweating rocks.
OMG AKAZAAAA😍😍
MURICHIRO? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE 🧍♂
WTF
😰✋😨
Muichiro as well😭
MUICHIRO TOKITO, IM TELLIN YUICHIRO
What if we win?