@@ruined_accord_ The fact you feel the need to let everyone know you are offended by the praise of others actions implies you are suffering from severe mental trauma. Who hurt you and why are you attempting to bring me into your drama? In my professional opinion it would be best for you to go pound sand.
me: here's my W2 for last year govt: let me see if your numbers match the copy your company gave to me me: why do you make me type it back in if you already have it? govt: just because.
Govt: *because of a combination of lobbyists, outdated laws that push the liability of unreported income onto the taxpayer, lack of funding to the IRS, literal politics and to establish power over our own citizens through threats of jail time for failing to comply.
Not long ago a 32" TV was considered massive! Anything larger would take 3-4 people to move it. I had a 32" Toshiba I paid over 800 for back in the mid 90s I almost killed myself trying to push it in the box still up the stairs to my second floor apartment. An 80"+ tube TV would be like moving a car.
I still remember seeing my neighbor's "Home theater system" 40 inch block I could've sworn was built into the floor. No way in Hell anyone would wanna move that thing more than once.
Was cleaning out this garage, and they had a 32" with it's own wood cabinet and speaker setup... I'm no body builder, but I'm not weak either, and I couldn't budge that sumbitch. Took three of us to get it on the trailer, and even then, it was close. Meanwhile I can move a 55" LED without breaking a sweat.
A 27" CRTV fell on me when I was kid, and I was trapped under it and could have died. My older brother found me and was able to move it off me and save my life. Pretty sure he was sent by the govment, they had to keep me alive so I could become an adult and get sucked dry every payday by taxes.
Forgot to add state taxes swooping in for their beat down. Also sending it off to other countries. Trillions in combined citizen debt and our guvment takes a chunk out of everyone to send overseas.
So much of USA's GDP IS IN OTHER COUNTRIES - previous investments that give USA a foothold around the world. Of course they have to "protect" those investments.
I wish the guvment would at least tell me they appreciate my money. Instead they give the money to people who I will never meet, in a country I’ll never visit.
I mean, if they were just giving it away to other countries, I'd be just plain pissed off, but to use that money to invade and kill people in other countries, I honestly don't understand how people let this go.
Just remember until 1915 95% of the federal budget was from tariffs. But hey, as soon as we beat the Kaiser we won’t have to pay that income tax anymore.
Yup. I love the Guv Ment "Rent to live". I love paying $14,000 in taxes every year... and getting $2,000 of it back. Then on top of that, paying taxes on everything I buy. All total I would say Uncle Sam robs me of about $20,000/year... just to live here.
Thats just Uncle Sam. Think about what your state takes, and then don't forget about the town that you live in. Property, excise, vehicle registration, etc.... so many people have their hands in your pocket.
well, you have clean air, clean water, safe cars, safe air travel, safe electronics, safe wiring in homes, you have a military to defend the nation, GPS, and god knows how many other things you use on the regular thanks to paying taxes. but sure, lets cut them off completely, that way roads get worse and you pay more for them. because profit above all else matters the most, not quality of service anymore.
@@Apexseals87 we also have terribly corrupt an inefficient healthcare and pharmacology system, lead poisoned water, pollution, rampant homelessness, crime, corporate greed, lobbyists, an overcomplicated tax system, huge potholes in all the roads, terrible public schools, for profit public universities, corrupt education system... I could go on all day
This is one funny guy. Even I can't accept his jokes. Too real. How to show he is funny. Millions of likes should be his. This should be shown in schools to get them ready for work.
So funny! Even in the UK a 32inch HiSense gets eyeballs rolling! If they couldn't give you a Samsung then next in line should be a 48 inch LG! - Ya'alls know Samsung be fittin' those LG panels in there flagship models!!!
Roads, defense, rule of law. Government does a lot of things that cost money. You're free to go to Liberia or wherever if you really don't like rule of law, or infrastructure.
I don't know if it's "illegal" since the laws are written by the same bandits that steal our money every day in the form of "taxes". But it sure as shit ain't right and it's about time the other victims of this scheme opened their damned eyes
This Guv Ment guys feels like every time you complain about how teachers aren't very good and then they act like they're 'investing' in schools. Like no you ain't. You're just doing the bare minimum half a job and complaining we're asking you to do your job
Couple grammatical errors there. In the UK, Healthcare is illegal. Only the government is allowed to provide it, it's a terrible system that takes the approach of just keeping enough people alive enough to work, and you have no choice but to pay for it, no matter how much they decide to charge you.
Colonial and Early Americans paid a very low tax rate, both by modern and contemporary standards. Just prior to the Revolution, British tax rates stood at between 5-7%, dwarfing Americans’ 1-1.5% tax rates. Our founding fathers went to war over 5% tax rates! I’m paying 25-35% of my income to local, state and federal taxes! We aught to be ashamed ourselves for allowing such an out of control government to get away with this!
Wake up in a house that you paid taxes to build, you have to pay taxes annually to keep it, taxes on the land, then you crank your car you paid sales taxes on and have to pay annual registration fees to operate and have to pay for a required annual inspection. Then you put gas in your car that is taxed, you finally get to work and they take 23% of what you make... 50% of our income goes back to taxes in some form or fashion... ridiculous
I live in communist Canada, I've done the math and it's a hell of a lot more than 50% here. In fact, between taxes and interest to bankers, 80% of my earnings are taken. This can't continue
Tax Return isnt the government giving you money ... its giving you your change back because you paid too much over the year. When you realize that, you will understand the stupidity of having to file taxes.
Our system is devised like it is so that the rich can gamr the system. This country is not for us. The money is not ours. The politicians belong to the rich. The countries without universal Healthcare? Iran, Afghanistan, Syria, iraq, a hahdful of island nations and USA. The Marshall Islands, Micronesia, Nauru, Palau, Papua New Guinea, Tonga and the United States are the only seven countries in the United Nations that do not require employers to provide paid time off for new parents. The U.S., Nauru, Micronesia, and Kiribati, have zero mandated paid leave days. Other countries are for their citizens to thrive. The US exists to make the shareholders profit...
I love our government. I'm a single guy, no kids and work full time (self employed) and every year it feels like they just drag me right over the coals every April.
Honestly, you should really try to get as small a refund as possible without having to pay. Getting a refund just means you paid too much throughout the year. It's basically giving the government an interest-free loan.
For real whats it for we get nickel and dimed to death and don’t have a clue who’s pocket it’s even going in to that’d atleast be nice to know and honestly I kinda think it’s ridiculous that when you work overtime you get absolutely bendt over anyways great video
Now you need the government going to that CEO from the Christmas video begging to get some tax money off the buisness or the silver spooner... Just this one year out of the last 10. The gov keeps giving the company subsidies every year while the company is now owned by a "trust in ireland" and pays 2% tax there instead of here where 100% of the buisness is operated...
Tax time! Time to claim I’m a self employed house cleaner so I can get 10k back on my five kids even though I have never worked a day in my life! 😂 bullsh*t claims flood in at tax time. 😂😂
I'd be happy if i ever got a refund. You'd think the IRS would know how to withold enough money with 0 deductions on your W4 that you wouldn't need to pay at the end of the year, but I guess Brandon has a plan.
As a person with no kids, I have always found it outrageous that shitting out a couple kids means you get my tax money. Everyone I know abuses the hell out of that refund and that money is usually blown on anything but the kids.
The fact you make shirts for your characters makes 10x better
@@user-vs2vk4ol1yIsrael would be a better choice.
Over used comment
@@ruined_accord_ The fact you feel the need to let everyone know you are offended by the praise of others actions implies you are suffering from severe mental trauma. Who hurt you and why are you attempting to bring me into your drama?
In my professional opinion it would be best for you to go pound sand.
@@loyalwar658 😂
@@loyalwar658 don’t know why your so offended that I said its over fucking used😂I was far from being rude just a comment
"Bein alive rent" as a Californian who lives north of Sacramento and doesn't see a dime of that 30+% I felt that line 😂
Facts I live by bakersfield and yea these taxes in Cali ain’t no joke
and you better pay or they will find you. regardless of country.
And I bet you still vote blue.
@@Badger1776 Never have and never will.
@@jproperso why don’t you leave 🙁 I’m in tiny California aka Connecticut. But if we get as bad as you guys I’m out. 🎉😂
I was waiting for the regular gang to float up to the dock for the utilities and child support etc 😂😂😂
Last sentence, in context, truly encapsulates all that needs to be said
"Bein alive rent" is the most accurate description about taxes to date.
me: here's my W2 for last year
govt: let me see if your numbers match the copy your company gave to me
me: why do you make me type it back in if you already have it?
govt: just because.
Govt: *because of a combination of lobbyists, outdated laws that push the liability of unreported income onto the taxpayer, lack of funding to the IRS, literal politics and to establish power over our own citizens through threats of jail time for failing to comply.
The cash being thrown into the wind in the beginning 😂. Your comedy is at another level
Not long ago a 32" TV was considered massive! Anything larger would take 3-4 people to move it. I had a 32" Toshiba I paid over 800 for back in the mid 90s I almost killed myself trying to push it in the box still up the stairs to my second floor apartment. An 80"+ tube TV would be like moving a car.
I still remember seeing my neighbor's "Home theater system" 40 inch block I could've sworn was built into the floor. No way in Hell anyone would wanna move that thing more than once.
Was cleaning out this garage, and they had a 32" with it's own wood cabinet and speaker setup... I'm no body builder, but I'm not weak either, and I couldn't budge that sumbitch. Took three of us to get it on the trailer, and even then, it was close. Meanwhile I can move a 55" LED without breaking a sweat.
@@grimreminder5038 probably the sony 40", weighed about 300lbs.
@@Apexseals87 Closer to the Mitsubishi 40" CRT, thing was built like a brick shithouse
A 27" CRTV fell on me when I was kid, and I was trapped under it and could have died. My older brother found me and was able to move it off me and save my life. Pretty sure he was sent by the govment, they had to keep me alive so I could become an adult and get sucked dry every payday by taxes.
Forgot to add state taxes swooping in for their beat down.
Also sending it off to other countries.
Trillions in combined citizen debt and our guvment takes a chunk out of everyone to send overseas.
To be fair, we spend way more on military contracts because "Murica!"
So much of USA's GDP IS IN OTHER COUNTRIES - previous investments that give USA a foothold around the world. Of course they have to "protect" those investments.
The only things missing are the lit cigar and blowing smoke into his face 😂
😂 he could do skits on the "Gov'Ment" for years. He's the king of t-shirts! 👑
youtube made me rate ur comment. Ur comment was good so i increased ur social credit 😅
I wish the guvment would at least tell me they appreciate my money. Instead they give the money to people who I will never meet, in a country I’ll never visit.
Them Israelis loving our tax money and all the nice stuff they can buy with it.
I mean, if they were just giving it away to other countries, I'd be just plain pissed off, but to use that money to invade and kill people in other countries, I honestly don't understand how people let this go.
@@Dawud123 Zeleynskyy appreciates it more. He comes around when Joey's rent is due.
@@Dawud123Yep. Everyone there gets free health care, but here in the U.S. we don't.
Government: I'd give the money back but I don't want to....
Meanwhile Louisville Kentucky police are throwing drinks on civilians from unmarked police cars
😂 I miss that place honestly it was terrible but entertaining
"Being alive rent", LOL
A very, VERY, true statement.
Unfortunately.
I feel like this conversation really happened back in the day & now we have April 15th
Just remember until 1915 95% of the federal budget was from tariffs. But hey, as soon as we beat the Kaiser we won’t have to pay that income tax anymore.
Uh oh
Same thing as ww2, and after the war was over we never did away with it
The UNK hat killed me😂 uncle sam🤣
Omg we need a new school video with a sparky teacher and all the different tv brands. That would farm like crazy.
This is to real. Please who ever is in charge with this world, can you give us humans a break this year.
Sorry, best they can do is nothing traumatic enough to make it into the history textbooks.
Which, frankly, is quite the improvement.
Damn straight it's their fav colors. Half a check gone crazy!
Being alive rent is the most gangster thing I have heard in a long time
homeowners: Wait you get a TV?
City: No. You are hearing things.
The Guv Ment reminds me of the John Goodman’s character from The Big Lebowski.
get him a vest with pockets 😂
Gold. Best one yet. Taxations is indeed literal theft, especially today.
The pothole commented at the end. That made the entire video 😂
It's those workers from your last videos where they took forever to fix them potholes.
I want you to play Hannibal in the next A-Team reboot.
Yup. I love the Guv Ment "Rent to live". I love paying $14,000 in taxes every year... and getting $2,000 of it back. Then on top of that, paying taxes on everything I buy. All total I would say Uncle Sam robs me of about $20,000/year... just to live here.
Love it or leave it!
Thats just Uncle Sam. Think about what your state takes, and then don't forget about the town that you live in. Property, excise, vehicle registration, etc.... so many people have their hands in your pocket.
Google "country without taxes" then come back here and tell me you're an idiot.
well, you have clean air, clean water, safe cars, safe air travel, safe electronics, safe wiring in homes, you have a military to defend the nation, GPS, and god knows how many other things you use on the regular thanks to paying taxes.
but sure, lets cut them off completely, that way roads get worse and you pay more for them. because profit above all else matters the most, not quality of service anymore.
@@Apexseals87 we also have terribly corrupt an inefficient healthcare and pharmacology system, lead poisoned water, pollution, rampant homelessness, crime, corporate greed, lobbyists, an overcomplicated tax system, huge potholes in all the roads, terrible public schools, for profit public universities, corrupt education system... I could go on all day
This is funny. But the clip up he did of this skit was even funnier.
I am so glad to have found your channel. Love your content man, thanks.
Boston tea party 2.0 this ship baby
If Danny McBride and Bill Engvall had a brother.
The comment I never knew I needed until now. Perfect.
This is one funny guy. Even I can't accept his jokes. Too real. How to show he is funny. Millions of likes should be his. This should be shown in schools to get them ready for work.
All my homies hate paying taxes
You are a genius. I enjoy your post.😂
So funny! Even in the UK a 32inch HiSense gets eyeballs rolling! If they couldn't give you a Samsung then next in line should be a 48 inch LG! - Ya'alls know Samsung be fittin' those LG panels in there flagship models!!!
Guv ment lol. This is gold
Hisense is a good TV! First TV I bought was Hisense and it works just as good as the day I got it
Man your funny 😂 keep up these videos!!
You don’t pay taxes. They take taxes.
Freedom is free, long as you pay for it.
The original Ponzi scheme.
Hilarious, love your videos ! :)
Don't forget the sales tax on that TV 🙄 they be doing us dirty and we're getting nothing for it
Man you trashed that cigar
My Hisense Tv works just fine thank you!!! Great video
This years taxes hit different. Not sure yet
Roads, defense, rule of law. Government does a lot of things that cost money. You're free to go to Liberia or wherever if you really don't like rule of law, or infrastructure.
Hey!!! Some of the high tier Hisense TVs are really good and can compete with OLED. I might side with Mr. Gov on that! Just maybe not that 32". Lol
It really be like this. Damn guv ment.
"being alive rent!"
Every business owner in the south.
Income and Property tax is ILLEGAL and needs to be REMOVED...
I don't know if it's "illegal" since the laws are written by the same bandits that steal our money every day in the form of "taxes". But it sure as shit ain't right and it's about time the other victims of this scheme opened their damned eyes
This Guv Ment guys feels like every time you complain about how teachers aren't very good and then they act like they're 'investing' in schools. Like no you ain't. You're just doing the bare minimum half a job and complaining we're asking you to do your job
Man, you're fucking great!
Thanks man, From a filthy yankee from up north. Honestly Marshall you make us all remember we're brothers. GOD BLESS YOU BROTHER!!!
Gov should have said dont worry about it or else
At least in the U.K. we have free healthcare 👌🏼👍🏼
Couple grammatical errors there.
In the UK, Healthcare is illegal. Only the government is allowed to provide it, it's a terrible system that takes the approach of just keeping enough people alive enough to work, and you have no choice but to pay for it, no matter how much they decide to charge you.
I need everyone to put his name on the ballot for 2024.
Colonial and Early Americans paid a very low tax rate, both by modern and contemporary standards. Just prior to the Revolution, British tax rates stood at between 5-7%, dwarfing Americans’ 1-1.5% tax rates. Our founding fathers went to war over 5% tax rates! I’m paying 25-35% of my income to local, state and federal taxes! We aught to be ashamed ourselves for allowing such an out of control government to get away with this!
I honestly believe the if we all stopped paying taxes nothing would happen except there would be a few less yachts in the water.
Wake up in a house that you paid taxes to build, you have to pay taxes annually to keep it, taxes on the land, then you crank your car you paid sales taxes on and have to pay annual registration fees to operate and have to pay for a required annual inspection. Then you put gas in your car that is taxed, you finally get to work and they take 23% of what you make... 50% of our income goes back to taxes in some form or fashion... ridiculous
I live in communist Canada, I've done the math and it's a hell of a lot more than 50% here.
In fact, between taxes and interest to bankers, 80% of my earnings are taken.
This can't continue
@@oliver9089 Agreed, it probably is more!
Guv Ment 😅😅😅
I got a fancy meal from McDonalds back front the guv ment.
Tax Return isnt the government giving you money ... its giving you your change back because you paid too much over the year. When you realize that, you will understand the stupidity of having to file taxes.
Or the crookedness of paying income taxes at all…
@@livewithnickincome tax was supposedly going to be temporary until they recovered from WW2. There's nothing more permanent than a temporary tax.
Go for it, stop paying brother xD@@livewithnick
@@jpowens2253 yep! 👍🏽 It was planned from the start. Government loves lying
Our system is devised like it is so that the rich can gamr the system. This country is not for us. The money is not ours. The politicians belong to the rich.
The countries without universal Healthcare? Iran, Afghanistan, Syria, iraq, a hahdful of island nations and USA.
The Marshall Islands, Micronesia, Nauru, Palau, Papua New Guinea, Tonga and the United States are the only seven countries in the United Nations that do not require employers to provide paid time off for new parents.
The U.S., Nauru, Micronesia, and Kiribati, have zero mandated paid leave days.
Other countries are for their citizens to thrive. The US exists to make the shareholders profit...
I love our government. I'm a single guy, no kids and work full time (self employed) and every year it feels like they just drag me right over the coals every April.
Honestly, you should really try to get as small a refund as possible without having to pay. Getting a refund just means you paid too much throughout the year. It's basically giving the government an interest-free loan.
Being alive is rent!
Those state governments demand high taxes but don’t even want to fix the dang potholes
This content is on point!
I've had a Hisense for nearly 5 years, never had a problem lol
Paying rent…for other countries
This is just great.
Damn I feel bad now I gotta a 32 inch lol
If younger than 19 (or 24 if a student) you can still claim your child.
Can confirm 💯 accurate 😂
no gators but them racoons will cuddle m when its cold,...
dont stop, wont stop
I’m glad we have someone like ole MP here to make some humor out of all this. It might just delay the war
For real whats it for we get nickel and dimed to death and don’t have a clue who’s pocket it’s even going in to that’d atleast be nice to know and honestly I kinda think it’s ridiculous that when you work overtime you get absolutely bendt over anyways great video
I wanna laugh, but it feels soo disrespectful😢😅😂
Minimize taxable contributions 🤘
Tax exempt
Now you need the government going to that CEO from the Christmas video begging to get some tax money off the buisness or the silver spooner... Just this one year out of the last 10. The gov keeps giving the company subsidies every year while the company is now owned by a "trust in ireland" and pays 2% tax there instead of here where 100% of the buisness is operated...
So glad i retired and dont have to file another w2 hated doing taxes for 5 years in a row before i was able to retire and filing
Tax time! Time to claim I’m a self employed house cleaner so I can get 10k back on my five kids even though I have never worked a day in my life! 😂 bullsh*t claims flood in at tax time. 😂😂
I love the bag....
On sale pretty cheap.....
I remember someone telling me that the most patriotic thing you could do in the US is not pay your taxes. I cried laughing.
He was right
So in order to have a tax of 30k you are making over 6 figures.
The greatest content!
I'd be happy if i ever got a refund. You'd think the IRS would know how to withold enough money with 0 deductions on your W4 that you wouldn't need to pay at the end of the year, but I guess Brandon has a plan.
I don’t think the irs withholds the money. Maybe that’s where you’re going wrong lol
I just need to know this fishing location I know it’s close to me I recognize some of the background in your videos
Those shirts lol
Government facts
You ever heard of Hisense lol. About spit my milk out. Our gov and taxes are out of control.
America: The Land of the Rent
Hisense is decent😂
As a person with no kids, I have always found it outrageous that shitting out a couple kids means you get my tax money.
Everyone I know abuses the hell out of that refund and that money is usually blown on anything but the kids.
yup, child free woman here, what rly gets me is the women that have 2 and 3 diff kids with diff dads trash
Where does the money go? Ukraine, apparently.