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  • Опубликовано: 26 окт 2013
  • An odd dad (Edward Norton) gives a preview of the Halloween candy, treats and other strange things that he'll be giving out this year with the help of his wife (Aidy Bryant) and their "hot mess" son Diego (Bobby Moynihan). [Season 39, 2013]
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  • @justinbochette
    @justinbochette 5 лет назад +1240

    “I like your costume Diego, what are you?”
    “Part of it!”

  • @joshbeck9761
    @joshbeck9761 4 года назад +315

    Keaton was more unhinged and sketchy. Norton is sassy and controlled crazy.

    • @Wayzor_
      @Wayzor_ Год назад +7

      Norton is doing John Waters.

    • @user-vt7ii3yl7d
      @user-vt7ii3yl7d 8 месяцев назад +1

      Ничего он не нахальный не сумасшедший

    • @user-vt7ii3yl7d
      @user-vt7ii3yl7d 8 месяцев назад

      Эдвард нортон не такой

    • @victoriaharris8543
      @victoriaharris8543 5 месяцев назад

      Y do they have to be the same? I mean they’re different people

    • @eviljigglypuff2254
      @eviljigglypuff2254 Месяц назад +2

      Keaton killed it. Nailed weirdo vibes, which is the best kind of comedy

  • @jasonarons8637
    @jasonarons8637 4 года назад +169

    Bobby saying "Bones" is one of my favorite things every

  • @sammyeagleson5352
    @sammyeagleson5352 7 лет назад +748

    "Gotcha fatty!" XD No one can sport a mustache as well as Ed.

    • @agonleed3841
      @agonleed3841 5 лет назад +3

      sammy eagleson my mustache is NATURALLY that way. It's weird and cool. The middle doesn't fill. At all. Women love it. My marines Sgt hated it.

    • @cia898
      @cia898 5 лет назад

      I think that the dad Ed was playing is gay.

    • @agonleed3841
      @agonleed3841 5 лет назад +2

      @@cia898 lol probably

  • @ErisRising
    @ErisRising 5 лет назад +112

    His commitment to the bit is excellent, and makes the entire sketch work.

    • @john.premose
      @john.premose Год назад

      Its offensive to see so many positive comments to this dog *****

  • @Amy17229
    @Amy17229 6 лет назад +95

    “He’s a hot little mess.” Yes, yes he is.

  • @bonorbitz
    @bonorbitz 3 года назад +43

    This feels like an old SNL sketch from the 80s or 90s. Nostalgic.

  • @briankehinde6712
    @briankehinde6712 6 лет назад +242

    No one but Edward Norton could do this unsettling character justice. Wow, that crazy Klondike Bar line! ME = DEAD.

    • @Parr3
      @Parr3 5 лет назад +2

      Brian Kehinde Kevin Spacey methinks could.

    • @briankehinde8166
      @briankehinde8166 5 лет назад +8

      @@Parr3 Sure, but he's an actual creep. Not to mention all but blacklisted.

    • @sir118
      @sir118 5 лет назад +2

      Brian Kehinde Hader could have. His St. Patrick’s day skit was absolutely RIDICULOUS

    • @randomname8778
      @randomname8778 5 лет назад +6

      Watch Michael Keaton in the Easter Candy skit

    • @Levacque
      @Levacque Год назад

      @@sir118 Bill Hader as Vincent Price is basically a distilled, purified version of this character

  • @leahdorothy
    @leahdorothy 6 лет назад +198

    "gotcha fatty" why do i find that so funny 😭😭😭😭😭

    • @SecondEvilEx
      @SecondEvilEx 6 лет назад

      leia organa the way he said it

  • @whatever20110211
    @whatever20110211 5 лет назад +202

    I feel like a lot of people didn't get the "ruby" thing. It's Courtney Love's engagement ring which Edward Norton proposed to her with.

    • @Sweetumskitty1789
      @Sweetumskitty1789 5 лет назад +23

      They were a thing???

    • @nolongeravailable1840
      @nolongeravailable1840 5 лет назад +13

      Yuck, Courtney Love is always such a disgusting mess, even when she’s sober...just yuck.

    • @mariannecontrino6297
      @mariannecontrino6297 4 года назад +13

      @@Sweetumskitty1789 Yeah, back in the 90's after they starred in "The People Vs. Larry Flint" together. Crazy, but true.

    • @dustinerickson1253
      @dustinerickson1253 3 года назад +20

      Ed dodged a bullet with that stunt. Pun Intended

    • @kieranwilcox7739
      @kieranwilcox7739 2 года назад +1

      @@dustinerickson1253 iswydt

  • @CNWhatImSaiyan
    @CNWhatImSaiyan 6 лет назад +304

    There something about the way Bobby sinks his head into his soft double chin that always makes me smile. He’s so cute...!

    • @jamesvan2201
      @jamesvan2201 6 лет назад +8

      CN What I'm Saiyan? Lol, slightly reminiscent of Chris Farley. Lol your name.....

    • @CNWhatImSaiyan
      @CNWhatImSaiyan 6 лет назад +9

      Michael James Yeah, thanks. I think it’s most notable when he played Kirby (the astronaut with the little kitty cat) with that blond wig and they both remind me of Uncle Fester from The Addams Family, whenever they do it. Also, for a chubby guy, Bobby looks pretty damn good in tights XD
      I’m high-key jealous that he’s more confidence as well as firmer legs and butt than I do...😅

    • @CNWhatImSaiyan
      @CNWhatImSaiyan 5 лет назад +1

      hagler10033 Luckily for you, he can grow a beard. Though “grow” is one hell of an understatement 😅

    • @ashleymillican3809
      @ashleymillican3809 5 лет назад +3

      Calm down chubby chaser

    • @Sweetumskitty1789
      @Sweetumskitty1789 5 лет назад +6

      hagler10033 Always gotta be that one negative Bitch.

  • @OffandOn13
    @OffandOn13 7 лет назад +200

    Norton is brilliant in this one.

  • @juanelorriaga2840
    @juanelorriaga2840 4 года назад +131

    “I’ll suck anything you put in front of me I’m serious I don’t care”
    Oh he didn’t just say tha, I laugh so hard I was coughing and needed air

    • @lovecanis7701
      @lovecanis7701 4 года назад +2

      Me too. I can't breathe lmfao 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mloftin6472
    @mloftin6472 5 лет назад +287

    Did Bobby wear that same skeleton suit for David S. Pumpkins a year or two later?

    • @fredarok579
      @fredarok579 4 года назад +11

      It’s Fat Skeleton’s origin story.

    • @Catz1a
      @Catz1a 3 года назад +9

      I believe they said they ran out and got two skeleton costumes at party city the week of for that so its probably different

  • @sandyt3104
    @sandyt3104 4 года назад +96

    I swear Edward Norton’s character reminded me of John Waters!

    • @pibly7784
      @pibly7784 4 года назад +4

      Sandy T I think it was supposed to be a parody of John Waters

    • @jamesh6024
      @jamesh6024 3 года назад +4

      Mix of Jon Waters and Vincent Pryce.

    • @cosmicheartbeat6784
      @cosmicheartbeat6784 2 года назад

      Absolutely agree!

  • @crazyleg2006
    @crazyleg2006 5 лет назад +107

    I just like Ed Norton.... he's just a cool dude

  • @linziRyan1965
    @linziRyan1965 2 года назад +24

    Diego!!! “BONES!!!!” Preciousness I love Bobby when Edward Norton goes “he’s a hot little mess!” I died

  • @blubei
    @blubei 7 лет назад +1327

    This was funny, but Michael Keaton's Easter Candy skit was the best one, in my opinion

    • @christinakaur8766
      @christinakaur8766 6 лет назад +43

      blubei Thanksgiving Foods with Kristen Wiig was also brill

    • @tassymccormick
      @tassymccormick 6 лет назад +84

      I agree. When he was talking about the chocolate Easter bunnies he was like “This one is hollow. Some people like the solid kind, but then, how would you get your little wiener in there?” I died.

    • @ShaneLanden
      @ShaneLanden 6 лет назад +2

      Agreed.

    • @jamesvan2201
      @jamesvan2201 6 лет назад +17

      blubei guess what I have you this year? Cocaine....... Almost....😂😂😂

    • @tylermunden6642
      @tylermunden6642 6 лет назад +16

      Agreed. Norton's good, but he's no Batman.

  • @briankehinde8166
    @briankehinde8166 5 лет назад +44

    Norton's character and Michael Keaton's character (you all know the one) should team up for the next Halloween sketch: "The Creeps Come Out At Night".

  • @Jonbutter
    @Jonbutter 4 года назад +16

    You can hear Bobby giggle offscreen after the Klondike bar line

  • @abibrawley
    @abibrawley 3 года назад +122

    This feels like something Mulaney would write

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 2 года назад

      Too bad he wasn't credited as a writer during the 39th season.

  • @tomripsin730
    @tomripsin730 6 лет назад +103

    2:47 Generous is right! Those things are pricey as hell.

    • @nolongeravailable1840
      @nolongeravailable1840 5 лет назад +1

      IKR, I just stopped shaving when the army stopped sending me razors.
      For real.

  • @JohnBrown-ug5ty
    @JohnBrown-ug5ty 6 лет назад +525

    I'm thinking Edward Norton could pull off a Vincent Price type character.

    • @uscman
      @uscman 6 лет назад +5

      John Brown he really could

    • @adamarens3520
      @adamarens3520 5 лет назад +26

      Or John Waters

    • @adamarens3520
      @adamarens3520 5 лет назад +2

      Jeggdude 000 I care 🎃

    • @Foxy02016
      @Foxy02016 5 лет назад +1

      John Brown he did

    • @nolongeravailable1840
      @nolongeravailable1840 5 лет назад +2

      Probably not, he’s more or a cynic than a charismatic playboy...probably do better playing Hugh Hefner.

  • @hollyb7142
    @hollyb7142 6 лет назад +258

    .. turns out it was just a sheet over a dead corpse xD

    • @SirEriol
      @SirEriol 4 года назад +1

      As opposed to an alive corpse. Those writers are either way too smart or way to tired, but the jomes were amazing anyway!

    • @peeeepthis
      @peeeepthis 4 года назад

      @@SirEriol It's also possible that Edward may have flubbed the line, the delivery is a lil weird as if he didn't read the cue card correctly

    • @OmeedNOuhadi
      @OmeedNOuhadi 4 года назад

      WTF???

    • @brendaleake
      @brendaleake 4 года назад

      @@peeeepthis actually the origin of a ghost wearing a white sheet comes from the burial shrouds the dead were wrapped in, in ancient times.

    • @peeeepthis
      @peeeepthis 4 года назад

      @@brendaleake ...okay. And that relates to my comment how?

  • @keren.icehand
    @keren.icehand 4 года назад +18

    I love Ed Norton🤣👍

  • @alysonguthrie4885
    @alysonguthrie4885 6 лет назад +18

    “What are u Diego”
    BONES

  • @bernardgagliano4308
    @bernardgagliano4308 3 года назад +8

    when edward norton says seik its a boogie makes me laugh

  • @vick7224
    @vick7224 3 года назад +11

    Wow he has such beautiful hands lol

  • @rickrose5377
    @rickrose5377 6 лет назад +91

    I'm looking through the comments, and I'm amazed. Does no one see this is John Waters?

    • @bobbybobbinson
      @bobbybobbinson 5 лет назад +9

      Rick Rose
      It's so much like him! The suit SCREAMS John Waters

    • @hannahhardin0711
      @hannahhardin0711 5 лет назад +8

      I thought it was Vincent Price but I see much more Waters now!

    • @nolongeravailable1840
      @nolongeravailable1840 5 лет назад +4

      IKR, everyone keeps saying price, and I’m just sitting here as a price fanboy thinking, “what the absolute fudge?”

  • @medievalman71
    @medievalman71 6 лет назад +68

    I was thinking the Diego lives in the basement, chained to the boiler.

    • @futoijosei
      @futoijosei 6 лет назад +3

      David Langston I can see that.

  • @Starr_Apathy
    @Starr_Apathy 2 года назад +17

    I have no words... That was beyond amazing! Haha
    But I think I love Edward Norton even more now and I didn't think it was possible 😂

    • @john.premose
      @john.premose Год назад

      You've got to be kidding. What about this did you possibly like?

  • @yoda908
    @yoda908 4 года назад +5

    I never noticed until now how much Moynihan is a calmed down version of Farley. And did Norton reference his termination as the hulk?

  • @mercster
    @mercster 6 лет назад +51

    "I made the mouth too big."

  • @ezekielsparadise4633
    @ezekielsparadise4633 6 лет назад +47

    when Diego said bones he reminded me of penguin from Gotham

    • @hawktalon7890
      @hawktalon7890 4 года назад +2

      Now that you mention it, I kind of hear it.

  • @comediccenter7233
    @comediccenter7233 4 года назад +6

    2:25 I was actually taking a bite out of a baby ruth😂

  • @swaggyfelix7243
    @swaggyfelix7243 Год назад +5

    As a fight club and snl fan whose favorite holiday is Halloween, this is incredible

  • @asabry4126
    @asabry4126 6 лет назад +69

    NO DVD. Now who's in control...

    • @kenc5999
      @kenc5999 5 лет назад +3

      A Sabry I am Jack’s empty “Cars” dvd case

    • @MsBlueBreeze
      @MsBlueBreeze 4 года назад

      Can you explain? Haha sorry i’m new to this humor

  • @eltonjohnson1724
    @eltonjohnson1724 4 месяца назад

    Ed Norton is a GREAT actor. I enjoy him in every movie he is in.

  • @andrewstegall1456
    @andrewstegall1456 5 лет назад +10

    I didn’t do enough drugs for this video 😂

  • @kristopherbarker3282
    @kristopherbarker3282 5 лет назад +12

    This is a Milky Way. The Milky Way is a galaxy in space. I've been in space.
    Here's a Mars bar. I'm an astronaut!
    It's a Moon Pie. I've walked on the moon. What have you done.
    -Buzz Aldrin

  • @timunknown6724
    @timunknown6724 4 года назад +11

    I accidentally passed out my weed gummy bears last halloween. Those kids had a blast and I'm finally out of jail!

  • @Spike-un5il
    @Spike-un5il 6 лет назад +5

    The resses cup one had me rolling of laughter

  • @jamesvan2201
    @jamesvan2201 6 лет назад +16

    Is Diego the beat boy from David s. Pumpkins? Lol same costume.

  • @sorellana2154
    @sorellana2154 4 года назад +3

    at 0:59 I thought he would say *I'm David Pumpkins!!!"

  • @joeljas067
    @joeljas067 4 года назад +3

    Dad: I like your costume what are you
    Diego: bones!!

  • @kitsnickets
    @kitsnickets Год назад +1

    This works so well because he doesn't break character

  • @amsterzb9329
    @amsterzb9329 6 лет назад +8

    This is so random, I love these sketches!

  • @hatednyc
    @hatednyc 5 лет назад +3

    I love the skits where he makes that creepy smile! (Diego)

  • @trey1881
    @trey1881 6 лет назад +49

    1:28 did he just create peanut m&m’s

    • @bobbybobbinson
      @bobbybobbinson 5 лет назад

      James Harden
      No they already existed

    • @davidvillarrius6313
      @davidvillarrius6313 5 лет назад +1

      Don't listen to that idiot, he did in fact invent peanut M&Ms.

  • @darkbarker
    @darkbarker 4 года назад +25

    Norton is channeling John Waters in this right?

    • @jamesh6024
      @jamesh6024 3 года назад +2

      Bit of John Waters, bit of Vincent Price

  • @QueenAnime99
    @QueenAnime99 6 лет назад +5

    These holiday skits are so weird. I love it. :D

  • @kelp9742
    @kelp9742 5 лет назад +1

    I can’t explain why, but this is one of the funniest SNL sketches I’ve ever seen

  • @asia_polska
    @asia_polska 8 лет назад +55

    I love this sketch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @forestrot666
    @forestrot666 2 года назад +1

    I need a shirt with Edward Norton holding up a small candy bar and Diego to the side and the quote "hot little mess". Or even more, a Klondike bar.

  • @emileevans9668
    @emileevans9668 4 года назад +1

    Just finished watching Rounders and I'm in love with Edward Norton

  • @blakes5827
    @blakes5827 5 лет назад +7

    Ed Norton and Michael Keaton are so f'd up in these.

  • @christinakaur8766
    @christinakaur8766 6 лет назад +13

    If you don't get the skit, watch "Easter Candy" and "Thanksgiving Foods". This is absolutely brilliant 😂😂

    • @doctorthirteen5727
      @doctorthirteen5727 6 лет назад +2

      Christina Kaur Don't forget the Christmas ornaments one with Steve Buscemi.

    • @christinakaur8766
      @christinakaur8766 5 лет назад

      @@doctorthirteen5727 Yesss 😂😂💙💙

  • @yungkidnf
    @yungkidnf 7 месяцев назад +1

    They need to do more of these

  • @jamezkpal2361
    @jamezkpal2361 2 года назад +1

    I love these skits so much I bought that chair.

  • @Diana-iq6kd
    @Diana-iq6kd 2 года назад

    I love you Edward, you're pure

  • @bunnycontour1767
    @bunnycontour1767 2 года назад

    I love this skit so much

  • @allys744
    @allys744 3 года назад +1

    I like how Norton kinda looks like Vincent Prince with the pencil mustache and robe. Very fitting

  • @travisbickle3458
    @travisbickle3458 5 лет назад +1

    He nailed it. I can't stop lmao

  • @sophiehowie7111
    @sophiehowie7111 6 лет назад +23

    I love these skits! The Kristen Wiig one was the best 😂

    • @MatthewOne1
      @MatthewOne1 6 лет назад +2

      +Sophie Howie Easter candy with Michael Keaton was better.

  • @joshm5156
    @joshm5156 3 года назад +1

    This was awesome.

  • @gustavgnoettgen
    @gustavgnoettgen 4 года назад +2

    "Bones!"
    "OK..."
    Who would dress up as bones for candy day?

  • @sophiehayes9562
    @sophiehayes9562 Год назад

    im in love with ed norton

  • @MontagZoso
    @MontagZoso Год назад +2

    This was weird, slightly disturbing and creepy. I loved it! 👍😎

  • @boosterbrosllc4681
    @boosterbrosllc4681 4 года назад +1

    This sketch deserves more respect lol

  • @captaingoosesdisneyadventu4428
    @captaingoosesdisneyadventu4428 6 лет назад +1

    I like the spooky music at the beginning.

  • @patches_kitty
    @patches_kitty 6 лет назад +7

    This was amusing.

  • @vivek1393
    @vivek1393 5 лет назад +1

    That audience laugh at 1:59.

  • @chimeraart3737
    @chimeraart3737 4 года назад +2

    If David s Pumpkin was in this it would have been awesome

  • @woodynightshade2285
    @woodynightshade2285 9 месяцев назад

    That Klondike bar would have melted.

  • @tomstern1681
    @tomstern1681 4 года назад +1

    edward norton is fantastic

  • @tylerthedeleter
    @tylerthedeleter 4 года назад

    I without a doubt think this is the best thing ever

  • @brenyatta
    @brenyatta 5 лет назад +12

    Norton here is hilarious, but you wouldn’t want him in your neighborhood

    • @laybabenedict
      @laybabenedict 4 года назад

      Like u know him closely,asshole not a fan of him,but hate people like you

  • @deadliestchic8768
    @deadliestchic8768 6 лет назад

    I love Edward Norton!!

  • @hollyb7142
    @hollyb7142 6 лет назад +4

    Psych it's a boogie!

  • @edwardyang6707
    @edwardyang6707 10 месяцев назад +2

    this has sheldon cooper vibes

  • @hungwilliam44
    @hungwilliam44 3 года назад

    I could watch three hours of this

  • @batmad2851
    @batmad2851 4 года назад

    Edward Norton has got to be the best actor that ever lived!

  • @undercoverglock
    @undercoverglock 3 года назад +3

    Tell me why Edward looks like he’s barley recovering from fight club

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 2 года назад

      Because that movie looks like it has very brutal behind-the-scenes stories.

  • @user-vt7ii3yl7d
    @user-vt7ii3yl7d 8 месяцев назад +1

    Эдвард нортон красивый актёр

  • @GinaBush-gb6tk
    @GinaBush-gb6tk 5 лет назад +1

    Love Ed Norton.

  • @cheetyliciousmeowmeow1085
    @cheetyliciousmeowmeow1085 5 лет назад

    Same chair from St. Pats skit....love it...
    He's a hot little mess....lol

  • @lucaslayton3974
    @lucaslayton3974 5 лет назад

    This sketch is esoteric.

  • @GrooveYouVerse
    @GrooveYouVerse 5 лет назад +2

    I like your costume, what are you?
    BONESSSSS
    LOL

  • @drakekay6577
    @drakekay6577 5 лет назад +2

    1:18 they always are!

  • @MagnumDB
    @MagnumDB 5 лет назад +1

    This is the result of multiple hits to the head from Fight C- Oops I mean never mind.

  • @karllieck9064
    @karllieck9064 5 лет назад +1

    BONES!

  • @luckystarpiano
    @luckystarpiano 3 года назад

    “This is a baby Ruth & this is an adult Ruth” 🤣

  • @SomebodysVincent
    @SomebodysVincent 2 года назад +1

    We have had Easter Candy, now Halloween Candy. When are you guys making something about the other holidays?

  • @MrGriff305
    @MrGriff305 5 лет назад +2

    Ready or not... here... we... dance?

  • @veerchasm1
    @veerchasm1 4 года назад +2

    Bazooka Joe comic being “funny as all hell” *SAID NO ONE EVER*

  • @lovecanis7701
    @lovecanis7701 4 года назад

    I wheezed 😂😂😂😂

  • @Nonyabuisness67788
    @Nonyabuisness67788 4 года назад +3

    LMAOO I love this low key gay accent

  • @leebonics1822
    @leebonics1822 4 года назад +1

    The razor blades still in the pack was gold

    • @CBlargh
      @CBlargh 2 года назад

      Splain it to me. Please?

  • @cypress1378
    @cypress1378 3 года назад

    I L O V E Diego so much

  • @thatocelot879
    @thatocelot879 Год назад

    "It's a rocketship!"