This LAZY Poetry is the WORST on Amazon

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  • Опубликовано: 11 дек 2024

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  • @lavendarroberts3136
    @lavendarroberts3136 3 года назад +629

    I definitely agree that the poetry in this book is lazy. However, the thing about people writing in a language that isn't their first language, especially English, is that using creoles and dialects and other "incorrect" forms of English can be a form of resistance against white supremacist and colonialist systems. It can be a way of carving out space for your culture. Cathy Park Hong's Dance Dance Revolution is an amazing poetry collection that touches on this idea if you're interested.

    • @RachelOates
      @RachelOates  3 года назад +382

      Oh I completely agree that it can be done well and with purpose like you say! I’m a huge fan of when someone like Grace Nichols or John Agard use their dialects in writing because it’s always with a purpose! They are using language as a tool to create art and send a real message. To me it doesn’t matter at all that it’s not standard English, it matters that they have mastery over the language they’re using to create something powerful.
      Mixing languages and dialects in poetry and purposefully showing mistakes can also be incredibly powerful if you’re trying to portray a message about being bilingual or living in a world where you don’t speak your language day to day.
      Sadly none of this is done in this book and I’m just very confused as to what the point in anything was. :(

    • @desperadox7565
      @desperadox7565 3 года назад +77

      I don't like poetry for the sake of a political agenda. As admirable that agenda might be, it doesn't change bad poetry into good one.

    • @rudolfszeitmanis2098
      @rudolfszeitmanis2098 3 года назад +10

      @@RachelOates my thoughts exactly!

    • @flashmanfred
      @flashmanfred 3 года назад +132

      @@desperadox7565 "I don't like poetry for the sake of a political agenda." Would you say the same for say, the political poems of Greek lyric poets, or Wordsworth's sonnets on liberty, or much of William Blake's poetry? How about the Aeneid? Ask yourself that. I would venture to guess that you do not dislike *those* examples because of their political content. So why would you disregard modern poetry for its political content?
      Poetry has been used since the beginnings of language for political purposes. All art has. There is no escaping that. Whilst not all art must be political, it would be a dull world if none of it was.

    • @wen_drid
      @wen_drid 3 года назад +61

      @@flashmanfred What I think Desperadox meant was that writing about a political topic does not automatically make the final piece a good poem; yes, there are amazing, timeless poems that are undoubtedly political, but there are just as many bad, ham-fisted or misinformed poems on those same topics.

  • @noel090909
    @noel090909 3 года назад +1001

    This comment
    Is poetry. But
    if you criticize it,
    it magically becomes
    Prose. #Inspirational

    • @tangmusi3143
      @tangmusi3143 3 года назад +28

      Ok but this is really cool. I think this is solid poetry (prose. Poetry. I'm really enjoying this.)

    • @lauraanderson5942
      @lauraanderson5942 3 года назад +32

      I criticized it so it became prose. and as a prose piece, it was emotional

    • @kimjongunsucksbooty750
      @kimjongunsucksbooty750 3 года назад +12

      that's deep 😔😔😔

    • @i.need.a.new.nickname
      @i.need.a.new.nickname 3 года назад +19

      This really challenges the reader. Like really challenges us. We cannot win haha.

    • @heejinators7342
      @heejinators7342 3 года назад +27

      You’re dumb...
      Because you should be selling this as poetry in a £8 book online... not writing it for FREE in a RUclips comment section duh

  • @kedaver263
    @kedaver263 3 года назад +695

    As someone who's spent 5+years reading sanskrit poetry through school and university in India... I can safely say that thats not anywhere close,if that's what he was attempting. Sanskrit poetry is filled with smilies and dual meaning words. Most of it relies heavily on that. The language itself has 3 different meanings for 1 word, plenty of homonyms. So there's a lot of wordplay. And figures of speech,.. Oh gods... You'll be sick of the amount of figures of speech tbh xD (Same applies with poetry in other Indian languages)
    Looking forward to your next poetry review, Rachel!

    • @r.t.7288
      @r.t.7288 3 года назад +39

      Wow, Sanskrit poetry sounds fascinating, though it seems like it would be harder to translate. Still I think I might look up a few later. Do you have any good suggestions?

    • @harrywater456
      @harrywater456 3 года назад +10

      **sigh** if only I could read Sanskrit

    • @kedaver263
      @kedaver263 3 года назад +8

      @@r.t.7288 sure.. Maybe you can try reading Subhashita s? They're a type of poetry..

    • @kedaver263
      @kedaver263 3 года назад +5

      @@harrywater456 haha yes Sanskrit is hard

    • @kiloloki
      @kiloloki 3 года назад +8

      Exactly!! I didn’t slog my butt off in school trying to understand poetry for this. It would take 10 minutes to fully explain one stanza of the poem

  • @cafedruid9532
    @cafedruid9532 3 года назад +884

    "inner beauty that exists within us" where else is inner beauty supposed to be?

    • @user-pz7gf3pz9t
      @user-pz7gf3pz9t 3 года назад +114

      Same energy as "Mmm yes this floor is made of floor"

    • @thejellybeanbois5881
      @thejellybeanbois5881 3 года назад +105

      Inner beauty is stored in the balls

    • @person1232
      @person1232 3 года назад +22

      Yes, and the wall is made of wall.

    • @gemstonerose4648
      @gemstonerose4648 3 года назад +38

      I get mine at IKEA

    • @vanessameow1902
      @vanessameow1902 3 года назад +17

      @@thejellybeanbois5881 I think I accidentally peed out mine the other day

  • @miatappin2049
    @miatappin2049 3 года назад +396

    Rachel's voice: 💗🥰🎀🌺⚘
    Rachel's scathing reviews: 🔪🔪🔪🔪

  • @Nerobyrne
    @Nerobyrne 3 года назад +577

    "I wrote a poetry book!"
    "This doesn't really look like poetry though."
    "That's because it's not."
    "I don't understand."
    "You just don't understand."

    • @psychopathetic5341
      @psychopathetic5341 3 года назад +38

      The poetry exists in the duality of calling it poetry and it not actually being poetry

    • @me_ish
      @me_ish 3 года назад +12

      @@psychopathetic5341 haha, wow brilliant xD

    • @aidanhugh2490
      @aidanhugh2490 Год назад +3

      "it's not jokes, that's why it's not done in the context of jokes. But it's a joke, so you can't be mad. My profile used to say Nick Foster jokes, so it's a joke, but it's not now. It's a joke guys."
      -Nick Foster

  • @hidansektas
    @hidansektas 3 года назад +322

    Black shirt and yellow bra is such a vibe and im living for the color combo🤩🤩🤩

    • @desiraesherwood
      @desiraesherwood 3 года назад +20

      With the hair too!!

    • @heejinators7342
      @heejinators7342 3 года назад +12

      the LOOK 😌

    • @hidansektas
      @hidansektas 3 года назад +16

      She is the most gorgeous person inside and outside❤❤

    • @ellipszilonq
      @ellipszilonq 3 года назад +15

      I am looking respectfully 👀

    • @v1olante
      @v1olante 3 года назад +2

      Reminds me of batman... she's super gorgeous lol

  • @terribee6895
    @terribee6895 3 года назад +379

    "it wasn't meant to be a poem, but i appreciate your feedback" man i wish i had even one ounce of this man's sheer unadulterated confidence. perhaps his response was a form of art itself. the ultimate expression of poetry. king shit.

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne 3 года назад +51

      this man is all confidence no skill.
      A very dangerous combination

    • @chalkandrubble5702
      @chalkandrubble5702 3 года назад +1

      XD

  • @souptart5284
    @souptart5284 3 года назад +309

    honestly, it should’ve just been marketed as a book of helpful reminders for people in a bad place or something. this could all be excusable if it wasn’t masquerading as poetry, something it clearly isn’t.

  • @izzysink6080
    @izzysink6080 3 года назад +277

    Dhiman should've written his non poem poem like this:
    Rachels critiques + hair + makeup + outfit = perfection > my poetry

  • @MsAquamonkey
    @MsAquamonkey 3 года назад +128

    This book is the epitome of 'I'm fourteen, and this is deep.'

    • @safala
      @safala 3 года назад +1

      Exactly what I was saying.

  • @joebaumgart1146
    @joebaumgart1146 3 года назад +199

    This Poem="True"
    If("Good Poem"="False")
    Then "This Poem"=("False")

    • @mcgheebentle1958
      @mcgheebentle1958 3 года назад +3

      Cute

    • @safala
      @safala 3 года назад +6

      Wow * this is so good = nice + nice >= amazing

  • @gregsoccult
    @gregsoccult 3 года назад +106

    Half of me wants to send my poetry to Rachel, half of me is utterly terrified.

    • @mrdunnepoetryreallifetvuk1934
      @mrdunnepoetryreallifetvuk1934 3 года назад

      Of what, her ‘opinion’ ??

    • @NububuChan
      @NububuChan 3 года назад +21

      She's being critical of poetry that is a book you have to pay money to read. If you just send her free poetry, I think she may be a bit more forgiving :) (Though I don't speak for her.)

  • @rickc2102
    @rickc2102 3 года назад +86

    This book is poetry
    Like froth alone
    Is a cappuccino

    • @sommerrose5218
      @sommerrose5218 3 года назад +1

      This comment didn’t get the attention it should have.

    • @EmmaTheSmol
      @EmmaTheSmol Год назад +1

      this hits hard

  • @xoDecemberBaby
    @xoDecemberBaby 3 года назад +123

    if u say that this book of badly written inspirational quotes was there for you during dark times, times clearly wasn't that dark

    • @safala
      @safala 3 года назад +9

      Isn’t that the truth. It seems like for them, dark times = times when they were feeling unmotivated.

    • @doctora.snakeman1427
      @doctora.snakeman1427 3 года назад +24

      I don't agree with you there, even small things can help people out of dark places. That said, the book was even a bit more competently written, it might help people and leave them with a specific message.

    • @meme-bu8qu
      @meme-bu8qu 3 года назад +9

      Maybe it helped them realize, 'I may not be the best writer, but damn I'm not this bad.'

  • @ragdollrose2687
    @ragdollrose2687 3 года назад +39

    The ''healing'' non-equation is basically what I wrote down in my notes of my first psychology class in college.

  • @roseaimee1356
    @roseaimee1356 3 года назад +85

    Got the notification and had to come on here so I could immediately say that your outfit is stunning. And with the hair? Honestly. The whole thing is an absolute look.

  • @sophieguerinot
    @sophieguerinot 3 года назад +30

    Also the cover of his book is stolen from an independent artist! Her name is Siobahn O'Dwyer and she's absolutely fantastic. But she did this specific piece for a collab with a company called "Paper Gang". COMPLETELY STOLEN!!!! Disgusting

  • @aakritijadwani3447
    @aakritijadwani3447 3 года назад +173

    I wouldn't give him the benefit of doubt because in India, English is taught almost from the first day of school and thus being mediocre in English or not following grammar even after attending a University is just plain incompetence.

    • @kayhaven4710
      @kayhaven4710 3 года назад +48

      Huh. I wish the USA would follow suite in making sure we spoke two languages.

    • @aakritijadwani3447
      @aakritijadwani3447 3 года назад +74

      @@kayhaven4710 I hope all countries would focus on language learning, being bilingual really opens your eyes and mind to so much more, literature, education and even pop culture!

    • @hoyaticinspirit4eva547
      @hoyaticinspirit4eva547 3 года назад +45

      It's the same in my country (Bangladesh), English is taught since the first day of school, but even as someone who is reading in English medium, I have an awfully lot of classmates who are still really bad in English (we're in 11th grade). However, I think it's not just the students' incompetence, but also of the education system, and the way English is taught to us, which is not very effective I would say. Those who can catch the system well become better English speakers than half of America themselves, while those who can't just stay where they were back in like 4th grade.

    • @Sableagle
      @Sableagle 3 года назад +11

      I took part in an exchange trip between our school, a partner school and a German school, and it was easy to tell which students were German and which were English, because the Germans all spoke perfect English. It was a bit embarrassing, really.
      "Est-ce que la ristorante esta loin da aqui, para favor? Sollen wir taxi rufen, au nous peut la marcher?"

    • @safala
      @safala 3 года назад +15

      Same here in Nepal. English and Nepali go hand in hand in school (with Hindi from cartoons). All of our subjects aside from Nepali are taught in English. That being said, people are not really perfect in English. As the person from Bangladesh said, if they grasp it, they’re better than half of the US and if they don’t, broken English all the way.

  • @erikdaniels0n
    @erikdaniels0n 3 года назад +78

    I love how you went from covering Hasley’s book (arguably one of the best you’ve covered on here) to this shit

  • @Garrison_the_Barbarian
    @Garrison_the_Barbarian 3 года назад +30

    This video reminds me of something Krimson Rogue once said in his review for the Titus Uno book with the long title I won’t repeat: “Every time I say there can’t be a worse book out there, the universe takes that as a challenge!” You’re a saint for putting up with such literary torture, Rachel. Thanks for warning us about this “poetry”.

  • @stephenwalker2924
    @stephenwalker2924 3 года назад +75

    Dhiman: "Rachel, I'm gonna have to ask you to get alllllllllllllllll the way off my back about the deep fake poetry thing..."
    Rachel: "Sorry. I am not gettin' off of that thing. Nope."

    • @MrIrishlad98
      @MrIrishlad98 3 года назад +11

      Writing a “book of poetry” is super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @stephenwalker2924
      @stephenwalker2924 3 года назад +3

      @@MrIrishlad98 yeah, couldn't agree more. books of 'poetry' are tight

  • @robinmitchells
    @robinmitchells 3 года назад +21

    It’s so easy to make arrows with text! Even if you can’t use special character/text for formatting reasons you can still use a couple dashes to turn > into -> , or add an extra > to make > into >> to make it read less like an equation! I knew how to do that when I was eight, this pretentious wilted douche has no excuse.
    Also hi Rachel, great video as always :) seeing you in my sub box always makes my day ten times better!

  • @sadrabbit53
    @sadrabbit53 3 года назад +40

    As someone whose depression leaves me immune to cute little uplifting platitudes, this book is rendered meaningless to me. Just from the few poems you've shown, I can tell that I would be very, very bored. To Half Price Books!

  • @chickpeapasta
    @chickpeapasta 3 года назад +135

    I’m really looking forward to your review of Lana Del Rey’s poetry book! 💙

    • @blueswan7655
      @blueswan7655 3 года назад +11

      What’s it called? Her lyrics are basically poetry so unlike for other celebrities I might actually have hope!

    • @bambooisgr8
      @bambooisgr8 3 года назад +13

      @@blueswan7655 it's called Violet Bent Backwards Over Grass

    • @mattlord97
      @mattlord97 3 года назад +5

      @@blueswan7655 violet bent backwards over the grass, there's also an album with it set to music of course

  • @TT-iv5iz
    @TT-iv5iz 3 года назад +43

    the colonizers left way too much of their legacy behind. You can't call the English language the second language for educated people in India. The best schools don't even teach Hindi(our native language) so his grammatical errors are pretty much him being careless.

    • @sammendez925
      @sammendez925 3 года назад +18

      Yep. India and Pakistan both have more English speakers than the UK. Plus I've noticed that people who speak English fluently after learning it as a second language are actually more aware of grammar rules.

    • @afirewasinmyhead
      @afirewasinmyhead 3 года назад

      +

    • @mrdunnepoetryreallifetvuk1934
      @mrdunnepoetryreallifetvuk1934 3 года назад

      French has always been the most used worldwide

    • @sammendez925
      @sammendez925 3 года назад +9

      @@mrdunnepoetryreallifetvuk1934 That's just untrue. It's English or Mandarin (depending if you're just looking at native languages or if you're counting second languages). And then Spanish and Arabic are up there. I'd say French is maybe fifth or sixth. 🙂

  • @walterl322
    @walterl322 3 года назад +35

    Your upload schedule is really good rn, I’m not pressuring you to upload constantly, I just really appreciate it💚

  • @allegedlyni6939
    @allegedlyni6939 3 года назад +104

    English is not my first language either. Even though I’m no expert, I’d say I wrote more complex and thought provoking poetry in English ( for myself, in private, never intending to show it to people), than what this guy sells for actual money .
    Also, that outfit is amazing 🤩

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne 3 года назад +6

      English isn't my first language either, although I'm more competent in writing English than German simply because I grew up in Canada.
      And I can tell you without bragging that writing better poetry than this loon is one of the easiest tasks ever.
      Like, even something without any depth like:
      "The child looked left
      The child looked right
      The child looked left
      The child crossed the street"
      Is way better. And I literally just described how to cross the street with repetition. Wow. Such poem, much award.

    • @allegedlyni6939
      @allegedlyni6939 3 года назад +4

      @@Nerobyrne Agreed. Blows my mind he sells this and even worse, some people pay for it when they could get something of value if they paid for a book that doesn’t feel and look like an inspirational instagram feed.

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne 3 года назад +3

      @@allegedlyni6939 I've literally read deeper quotes from Inspirobot, an AI designed to create inspirational messages.
      Some are actually surprisingly on point with current niche cultural trends.
      I think my favourite that I've seen so far was a photo of a pregnant woman's belly with the sentence:
      "Men are great" next to it.

    • @Sableagle
      @Sableagle 3 года назад +5

      @@Nerobyrne "I like boys. I think every girl should own at least one." - bumper sticker, and also deeper than this book.

    • @Sableagle
      @Sableagle 3 года назад +8

      @@Nerobyrne Continuation game?
      The child looked left;
      The child looked right;
      The child looked left;
      The child crossed the street.
      The child looked left;
      The child looked right;
      The child stepped in
      The puddle with both feet.

  • @souptart5284
    @souptart5284 3 года назад +49

    the healing one is soooo bad lol. like all you get from that by reading it is “discomfort is better than acceptance and growth”. make it make sense

    • @safala
      @safala 3 года назад +2

      Right? I’m quite sure he meant to write something about how you first feel discomfort when you try to heal from something, then you accept that the thing you are healing from happened and then you grow from that incidence and that growth eventually leads to you being healed. But, if you try to use mathematical signs, and use it incorrectly, it becomes real stupid real fast.

  • @dreamoftheendless7159
    @dreamoftheendless7159 3 года назад +36

    I love writing poetry
    My first poem was about tyranny and revolution inspired by Pink Floyd's "Animals" album where it portrays different social classes as animals and I wondered why there was no rooster . so I scribbled up a poem about people in power like kings or presidents who get arrogant and corrupt and they were symbolized by roosters and chickens
    Also
    THE SHIP

    • @walterl322
      @walterl322 3 года назад +4

      Do I see a fellow socialist?

    • @dreamoftheendless7159
      @dreamoftheendless7159 3 года назад +9

      @@walterl322 ehhh I'm not politically aligned towards any side but I do not like tyranny and authoritation goverments :p

    • @dreamoftheendless7159
      @dreamoftheendless7159 3 года назад +1

      @@realtchallamama no

    • @blueswan7655
      @blueswan7655 3 года назад

      That’s so cool

    • @walterl322
      @walterl322 3 года назад +2

      @@dreamoftheendless7159 well, same, but I’m a bit more radical😂

  • @YaGotdamBoi
    @YaGotdamBoi 3 года назад +10

    “Stop thinking the things I put in my book of poetry were meant to be poems, gaaah!”

  • @jadeleung707
    @jadeleung707 3 года назад +36

    Love your outfit! And your lego pirate ship

  • @manvysings
    @manvysings 3 года назад +191

    I'm a 17 year old Indian girl and I promise you luv that when I write my first poetry book I'll make you beam with pride because you're basically my tutor🥺🥰

    • @safala
      @safala 3 года назад +10

      Yes! Have you written any poetry that you can share right now?

    • @analigiabatres9114
      @analigiabatres9114 3 года назад +1

      Yesss girl let's hear some 😁

    • @manvysings
      @manvysings 3 года назад +1

      @@safala HEY BESTIE your wish is my command

    • @manvysings
      @manvysings 3 года назад +55

      This is a little something I wrote in 5 mins a few months ago, it's very unedited and rough rn but I hope you enjoy it 🥺
      Have you seen a dying fire?
      As it breathes its last in a whiff of smoke
      A spark ignites, a flame comes alive
      And dances till it can't anymore
      Dances till it's breath runs out
      I wonder where it hides it's lungs
      Its heart, does it have one?
      They burn cigarettes, I prefer incense
      For the trance of nothingness
      To get a high through every inhale
      But in the end we are all searching for the same thing

    • @4amthoughtion488
      @4amthoughtion488 3 года назад +6

      @@manvysings omg bestie you goooo that was a good one ❤️

  • @alexmax529
    @alexmax529 3 года назад +55

    I don't think he was trying to emulate sanskrit poetry, rather that he was trying to pull a rupi kaur lol

  • @alicebPJ
    @alicebPJ 3 года назад +10

    Every time I see poetry collections of this kind being sold to people, with little to no creative effort, I tell myself I should self-publish my poems too!
    But then... what if Rachel finds it? Lol

  • @worthaspin
    @worthaspin 3 года назад +37

    this outfit is a serve

  • @ericarowanarts
    @ericarowanarts 3 года назад +17

    The Sanskrit poems you shared are lovely. Thank you so much for finding them.

  • @stardustloveable
    @stardustloveable 3 года назад +37

    Can you review Florence Welch from Florence and machine’s poetry book next?? It’s called useless magic and has great reviews. :)

  • @gregmark1688
    @gregmark1688 3 года назад +12

    "Think positive thoughts!"
    "Hardships can also be opportunities for growth!"
    Wow. Much very deep wordings. I'm sure he's good enough, he's smart enough, and doggone it, people like him!

    • @bethanywillis4756
      @bethanywillis4756 3 года назад

      i think my depression is cured after reading this book!!

  • @brunetteartist24
    @brunetteartist24 3 года назад +15

    I learned sanskrit in school and even though i had a hard time deciphering poems in school, they often had really interesting imagery and unique metaphors, it's a shame he couldn't be more creative about them

  • @galaxyocicat5660
    @galaxyocicat5660 3 года назад +10

    It's like paying for Instagram quotes

  • @imnickij
    @imnickij 3 года назад +56

    Atticus, Beau Taplin, RH Sin, would love your perspective on these guys. So much they out doesn't feel swoon worthy to me and yet ovaries are bursting internationally it seems.

    • @robinmitchells
      @robinmitchells 3 года назад +8

      Seconded! I haven’t read Taplin but I have read a book each from the other two and had to DNF both because I’ve never felt more like I’m just wasting my time. When a hallmark greeting card is more fulfilling and worth its price than your work, you have failed in my book.

    • @paperbackfern
      @paperbackfern 3 года назад +3

      I've read one RH Sin book and he basically wrote one poem, put it through a word jumble, and wrote the same poem, but like fifty pages further in. I can't believe that gets published but I'm struggling

  • @richardtickler8555
    @richardtickler8555 3 года назад +18

    why should writing poetry in a second languague take you off the hook for anything? if youre confident enough to publish it you basically enter the arena and should be judged accordingly

    • @safala
      @safala 3 года назад +3

      Now that, is true.

  • @pro.fessionalcomplainer
    @pro.fessionalcomplainer 3 года назад +17

    It's obviously not a poetry book, Rachel. It's a book of pinterest quotes :)

  • @creativepoetry
    @creativepoetry Год назад +2

    WIDOWER
    Long shadows
    on a cold winter’s day
    are hiding the cracks
    of an ageing pavement.
    Pathways of life
    now filled with unwanted weeds
    have choked the beautiful blooms
    of a lonely soul…
    my days are bleeding.
    The gardener is sleeping,
    her tender heart with gentle hands
    that once kept my land
    free from thistles
    is now preparing my pastures
    in heaven high …
    …the sky cried.

  • @warlordofbritannia
    @warlordofbritannia 3 года назад +16

    We should give this sort of, uh, "literature," a special title
    Non-poetry?
    Unpoetry?
    Poopetry?

  • @ennjyx
    @ennjyx 3 года назад +23

    I love your bad poetry reviews, but would love more good poetry reviews. Take a break from bad news for a while. lol

    • @safala
      @safala 3 года назад +2

      Same here. She should treat herself to one good or mediocre poetry book after each bad one.

    • @mrdunnepoetryreallifetvuk1934
      @mrdunnepoetryreallifetvuk1934 3 года назад

      👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @acuteangel1442
    @acuteangel1442 3 года назад +10

    I feel like this book would taste like cold mash potato and cardboard.

  • @terrylynn7936
    @terrylynn7936 3 года назад +5

    The cover reminds me of that one time my mom bought something she thought was a wool coat, which turned out to be a piece of very cheap stinky fabric with a blurry picture of wool texture printed on it.

  • @Bibble346
    @Bibble346 3 года назад +9

    I could swear I’ve seen that cover photo on Pinterest

  • @FaithlessFutures
    @FaithlessFutures 3 года назад +8

    I am here for Rachel's brilliant analyses 👌 I am also here for style inspo 😍 This outfit is chef's kiss 💛🖤

  • @ydo650
    @ydo650 3 года назад +9

    I've been writing poems in English for the past 5 years, it's not my first language, and I don't think it being your second language is an excuse for writing bad poetry. I know this sounds harsh, but I see so many people who choose to write in English and they don't put in the work to make it good. I've seen people self-publish and sell books full of grammatical errors and incorrect sentence structure and it frustrates me. When you write in a language that's not your mother tongue, it's especially important to edit very thoroughly and get beta readers who are fluent in English.

  • @OpqHMg
    @OpqHMg 3 года назад +8

    "maybe maths wasn't his strong point" enjoying the roast
    also, i am Indian so I can doubly appreciate how well-deserved this roast is.

  • @EmRose.r
    @EmRose.r 3 года назад +15

    I swear to god every single video like this have the same unoriginal, unthoughtful poems in them
    The red apple is on the counter
    The red apple is in my mouth
    There is no more red apple
    Like, the fuck, dude??

  • @selingermann5599
    @selingermann5599 3 года назад +6

    I feel like a lot of male writers are very rarely challenged on the quality of their writing. I don't have any evidence of this but my point is like THANK YOU FOR CRITIQUING MALE POETS TOO!! XD

  • @lucideandre
    @lucideandre 3 года назад +4

    Would’ve been hilarious if you’d been like “here’s how he could’ve explored this theme better?”
    And shown something like a Gabby Hannah “poem”. As in “this is still utterly horrible, but better than what we have here”
    I’m so sorry you read that book. I can only imagine it feels like wasted hours that you’ll never be able to get back or compensate for.

  • @notonfire7318
    @notonfire7318 3 года назад +24

    Hey, i would love to see your review of Lana Del Rey's poetry book!

  • @rievans57
    @rievans57 2 года назад +2

    There is a definite pattern with this kind of poetry. The authors almost always speak in the second person. The use of form (sestina, villanelle, triolet, sonett) is nonexistent. Poetry is nothing more than a transfer of emotion which is achieved through figurative language. The world at large triggers emotion in the poet who then uses poetics to transfer that emotion to the reader. When the author simply tells the reader how they should think and feel the poem becomes shallow. The deepest water in the ocean of literature is poetry. There are many poets operating today who seem to have overlooked this. The question then becomes why?

  • @kathrin4005
    @kathrin4005 3 года назад +9

    omg you saved me from buying that collection i was so close to doing it... it looked so great on amazon

  • @salvadorp9141
    @salvadorp9141 3 года назад +11

    I don’t think it’s fair to make the leap from ‘his prose sucks’ to ‘he’s ESOL’ and then analyzing his name for a possible ethnic background. It feels. Idk skeezy. If I write a shit book id rather ppl call me a shit writer than blame it on my being Hispanic and having a bad grasp of English. He tried something and it failed. Judge what’s on the page, don’t speculate about it being possibly an homage to Sanskrit because his pen name is Dhiman.

    • @salvadorp9141
      @salvadorp9141 3 года назад +7

      I talked to my mom about this - we’re both bilingual - and I have to say Rachel the leaps of logic you make in this video don’t come across well at all.

    • @sammendez925
      @sammendez925 3 года назад +9

      The speculation about his background and English ability did make me feel a bit strange too. 😬...

    • @safala
      @safala 3 года назад +1

      She could’ve been trying to make it make sense. If I was reviewing a poetry in my language written by someone whose language and style of poetry I didn’t know, I’d try to research on it as well in case they were trying to write it in their style.
      But, that doesn’t mean he gets to get off the hook for writing shitty stuff.

    • @RachelOates
      @RachelOates  3 года назад +5

      When I reviewed Rupi Kaur's book people said I didn't take into account her background and the type of poetry she was trying to emulate enough, so I tried to correct that in this video but now it's not ok? I'm really confused about what people want from me. It's like I can't do anything right. Should I try and understand a poet's background and influences or not?

    • @salvadorp9141
      @salvadorp9141 3 года назад +7

      @@RachelOates I see what you were going for, I guess what rubbed me the wrong way was that in the video you state you don’t know Dhiman’s background and are instead guessing based on his name. Making the leap that someone’s first language isn’t English because they have a foreign name and write bad poetry came across as a bit xenophobic. There’s a difference when an author is open about their inspiration and background. The fact is, Dhiman might not be Indian. He might have grown up speaking English at home. He might be fully fluent. He’s still a bad poet and banal as hell, but I actually bought the book and nothing in it read to me, someone who has taken classes on how to work with non-fluent English speakers, as broken or rudimentary English. It just read like really dull or bad poetry.
      I guess my point is that while it’s important to understand a poet’s influences, if you don’t know where they’re from, don’t speculate because you may be wrong and when you make assumptions like this, people might get confused as to the reasons behind why your making these leaps of logic.
      I’ve been a fan for a few years now and I know you don’t ever come from a place of hate, and I’m sorry if my comments have distressed you. It’s very hard to modulate tone through this medium and I hope I made sense.

  • @theorycow
    @theorycow 3 года назад +3

    The lego pirate ship + Rockstar energy drink combo is such an aesthetic and I'm here for it

  • @tayloriism
    @tayloriism 3 года назад +4

    i often feel very self conscious about my poetry, but at least now i know nothing i can write can be this bad. thank you

    • @tayloriism
      @tayloriism 3 года назад

      p.s. i am excited to watch your video about atticus. i have very strong feelings about his poetry as well

  • @camilalilimusic
    @camilalilimusic Год назад +2

    Sometimes I watch videos of bad reviews of books, and I feel bad watching them... Because... We are judging these artists and picking on super small details, and we don't know if these videos are helping anything. I think it's not. I see a lot of people commenting on how they are scared to write poetry after watching these reviews, because they are not good enough. I agree. I write poetry everyday. And, before watching these videos, I would get deeply in touch with my perceptions... but now, after watching a lot reviews on trashing poetry and trashing writers, I'm mostly erasing what I have written. I feel like every verse of mine is an absurd mistake. Or worse, mediocre. And I should be ashamed.
    And in this era of chatgpt and midjourney, calling poetry the worst book, or lazy, looks like a nail in the coffin. Even worse, people are reading less and less. And the youtube book community makes bad reviews for entertainment. It's a whole genre. Can you imagine a whole video attacking a painting? Or attacking a painter? That's why the art community tends to be healthier than the book community. I feel bad watching these videos because, we are killing future writers. I really like Rachel. She is so well-spoken. I really love the coziness of her videos. But I'd love if her videos were a celebration... even of bad poetry. Because even bad poetry are made of gold. They are human expression, even if short, or lacking, it's still the human voice from a time and place. And what is bad poetry? What is bad art? I used to dislike Rothko with a passion. Now, on my 30's I adore him. And I regret ever bad mouthing his art.
    I don't know... I see a lot of reviewers burying the book alive and, when they get a bad response from the author, they get offended. And people go after the author, as if they should accept every bad criticism ever made on the internet. But people don't realise that authors get bad criticism everyday, in every possible way. The most famous, the harsher. In time, bad criticism hinders you from creating. It's not constructive. It's destructive. Art is made from fragments of our souls. Cristicism only works on technicalities, but technicality is a process. Artists create throughout their whole life, as they learn how to be more technical. A poet is not born. A poet grows within the initial desire to write. But a large amount of criticism can hurt phisically. So, it worries me. Is it fair to create an entertainment from the 'lacking' or the 'badness' of an artists? Are we good evaluators? I used to think Rothko was bad.
    Rachel has a beautiful channel and I'm thankful for her creations. But I'd like to propose videos of celebration. Especially in front of AI taking over.

  • @vanessameow1902
    @vanessameow1902 3 года назад +8

    "Idk maybe math isn't his strongest point"
    Rachel you gotta calm down 🔥🔥🔥

  • @ipsitachats
    @ipsitachats 3 года назад +9

    hold on can we just talk about how vibrant rachel's hair looks today... is it the lighting?!

  • @curiousdoodler5509
    @curiousdoodler5509 3 года назад +2

    I am sooo happy i found this video!! I decided to try some poetry (inspired by your enthusiasm for the form) and i went to the Amazon top 10 list assuming it would be a trustworthy source. I ended up with this book and was feeling really down that i was so bad at reading poetry that I didn't understand this super popular book. Now i feel a lot better

  • @aaronodonoghue1791
    @aaronodonoghue1791 3 года назад +6

    I like your outfit, especially the boots!
    Also, how is a maths equation or an incomplete sentence meant to count as a poem? I don't get that either

  • @francescalr6224
    @francescalr6224 3 года назад +10

    Theres a difference between positif quotes and poetry.. a lot of people dont get that

  • @sunnyandthechlo
    @sunnyandthechlo 3 года назад +5

    For me, good poetry sticks in your mind because it makes you see normal concepts in an abnormal way, or contains lines that stick in your mouth because of the language play. You want to say them over and over again. This book feels like hallmark cards.

  • @britann9539
    @britann9539 3 года назад +6

    Rachel actually thinks most people want to change and be challenged hahah

  • @gianna-the-lesbian9651
    @gianna-the-lesbian9651 3 года назад +5

    I love your poetry reviews! You really inspire me to write my own poetry :)

  • @hakudaichi2316
    @hakudaichi2316 3 года назад +1

    I can't believe that I was always sooo fucking anxious about showing my poetry to the world that I spend 6 years slowly bringing myself to even post something on a stupid Instagram and then there are poeple like this who are selling their own shits and don't feel (surprisingly enough) ashamed of it and on top of that (more surprisingly enough) have actual profit from it and (most surpisingly enough) earn good reviews.
    Seriously, what is wrong with this world?

  • @jscullane1
    @jscullane1 3 года назад +2

    I have a lego bookstore and the ISS on the way. My cat will undoubtedly stomp them to bits.

  • @AllThatJazz-93
    @AllThatJazz-93 3 года назад +1

    Oh my god YOU HAVE THE LEGO PIRATE SHIP. I bought it for myself as a Christmas present back in December. It was so much fun to assemble!

  • @Sableagle
    @Sableagle 3 года назад +2

    Looked up "Dhiman" and it's "a Boy/Male baby name and origin is Buddhist, Indian, Sanskrit. Dhiman, Boy/Male means: Knowledgeable; Wise."
    Tried the translation page, and it recognised it as Somali for "Die!"
    Yeesh.
    Told it to go from Hindi, and it comes up with a sound somewhere between "Deemaan" and "Diimaan."

  • @allhailnerk
    @allhailnerk 3 года назад +6

    Love the yellow top! Mega cute

  • @v1olante
    @v1olante 3 года назад +1

    I can't wait to see your video on Atticus! I'm so happy to have found a channel like this

  • @majawolfe3241
    @majawolfe3241 3 месяца назад +2

    How in the world do people have thousands of reviews? I barely get a few...

  • @i1113
    @i1113 3 года назад +5

    this all gives me drunk girl crying vibes, there’s just so little to it in both content and creativity i feel like i couldve heard anyone say it.

    • @bethanywillis4756
      @bethanywillis4756 3 года назад +4

      i’m sure a drunk girl in a bathroom can give me more inspiring monologues than this

    • @Anindeterminateamountofbees
      @Anindeterminateamountofbees 10 месяцев назад

      That’s honestly insulting to drunk girls

  • @richardtickler8555
    @richardtickler8555 3 года назад +4

    now im considering to publish absolute turd poetry as Rachel bait

  • @timvandeursen2687
    @timvandeursen2687 3 года назад +8

    Oeh, that pirateship ❤

  • @akl561
    @akl561 3 года назад +1

    Now I have to go on amazon and see if they have a category for "working pirate ship".

  • @tompatterson1548
    @tompatterson1548 2 года назад +2

    My poems might be bad but at least they're poems with structure and stuff!

  • @garrettcarroll5808
    @garrettcarroll5808 3 года назад +3

    8:42 Rachel, you're not understanding. These aren't poems, these are calculus equations. Completely understandable that he calls himself a poet, he's a poetcalculator, carefully crafting generic sentences into poems that are as in depth as a blank piece of paper.

  • @pinkrose1683
    @pinkrose1683 3 года назад +2

    I love your style, every video you have on some wonderful looking clothes and I really like your critiques as well. They’re very informative and interesting

  • @annalupton9284
    @annalupton9284 3 года назад +3

    THIS GUY GIVES ME GABBIE HANNA VIBES!! he's SOOOO defensive, can't take criticism, and when you criticize his work he says it's because you "don't understand" lol

  • @Armistice_
    @Armistice_ 3 года назад +2

    I'd love to hear your thoughts on Atticus

  • @UncannyDoge
    @UncannyDoge 3 года назад +4

    Is there
    A single
    Metaphor
    Or simile or
    Something
    In this book ?

  • @lunacraveswifi7192
    @lunacraveswifi7192 3 года назад +8

    you look so good in that outfit 💕

  • @acesquare30
    @acesquare30 3 года назад +13

    this has nothing to do with the video but I’m just curious: what do you do with shitty books like these after you’re done with reviewing them? do you keep them on a shelf of shame, or give them away, or idk? you do so many of these videos that i wonder about this sometimes 😂 thank you for the amazing video as usual!!

    • @CipherDorito
      @CipherDorito 3 года назад +6

      Maybe sell them off to libraries/bookstores who buy second hand book or something like that.

    • @safala
      @safala 3 года назад +6

      @@CipherDorito That’s a good idea. I was just thinking ‘it has so much blank pages. This would make a great sketchbook.’

    • @acesquare30
      @acesquare30 3 года назад +1

      @@CipherDorito that would make sense (although I pity the people who’d end up buying and reading them, but I guess someone out there is bound to like it!)

    • @acesquare30
      @acesquare30 3 года назад +1

      @@safala 😂😂😂 I never considered that but you’re right actually!

  • @soyevquirsefron990
    @soyevquirsefron990 3 года назад +2

    Seems like he ran a Google search for "love yourself" and copied and pasted memes into a book format.
    With
    Odd line
    Breaks

  • @MamaBookFox
    @MamaBookFox 3 года назад +5

    Just started the video but have to comment that I love this outfit 😍
    Edit: I completely agree. I found his Instagram and basically his profile is his whole book lol interestingly enough, he has a very strong and dedicated following.

    • @safala
      @safala 3 года назад +1

      Honestly, I don’t mind these as long as you know, you don’t claim they are poetry or try to sell them.

  • @pawsonalpetcare
    @pawsonalpetcare 2 года назад

    "Anything is better than this" - there's a quote for the back cover! 😆

  • @minawave7126
    @minawave7126 3 года назад +2

    that outfit is so cute it makes me wanna steal your clothes

  • @Gormlessostrich
    @Gormlessostrich 3 года назад +2

    13:01 Valley Rachel!

  • @suzyhazelwood9942
    @suzyhazelwood9942 3 года назад +1

    I would say the sales on Amazon of this poetry book are largely down to the cover design. Yes, I know... all a bit shallow... especially when the cover is more important than what is inside, but way too many people are attracted by striking or pretty book covers. Images of flowers, blue sky and words that infer you, or a specific subject 'matters' are extremely powerful at drawing attention... that cover contains all three of those elements! Once a book is purchased it's a sale regardless of any Amazon feedback... so it moves up the success list to number eight. More authors should take advantage of that than they do!!
    The content comes across more as quotes to me, like those uninspiring endless quotes you find on social media. But strangely, a lot of minds seem to connect to those dull obvious statements. I have heard it said that the majority of society are not bright, but I've not counted myself... it's too vast! But if it is true, it makes a lot of sense to the popularity of low grade thinking when it comes to books, films, art and music. Which might explain why the deeper thinking creators often fail to gain success or take many years to be discovered. Vincent van Gogh would be a good example of that.
    I would be a little cautious on criticism of Amazon reviews, unless they don't make any coherent sense... for two reasons... 1) If it genuinely meant something to the reader, even if we find it empty of inspiration, how can any of us question what it meant to someone else? 2) Some reviews are not genuine... possibly paid for by the author... in which case, they are meaningless.

  • @erica1800
    @erica1800 3 года назад +1

    i would almost think this book would be better suited as like a collection of affirmations to make you feel great or little tips to acceptance because at least that’s closer than calling it poetry...

  • @ChewonThat
    @ChewonThat 3 года назад +2

    This wouldn't bother me except for the fact that it reads more like a scam because it's being sold as a work of poetry..of which it is not..and the author is profiting from a work which seems not to be created in earnest.

  • @The_Leftysaurus
    @The_Leftysaurus 3 года назад +2

    Sometimes I wonder if 'poets' like this just have a Pinterest board somewhere where they just collect these 'inspirational quote' boards/tiles/prints what have you, you know? And just type them over with some 'interesting' line breaks and call it a day.
    It's just soooo uugghh, cheap? Lazy. And makes me feel like they don't give a crap about art, any kind of art. They just see it is as a quick way to make a buck.
    And while I fully understand that we all need to make a living, nobody appreciates a fake, let alone a lousy fake.
    Especially when you know there are so many artists out there who struggle to put their art into the world and make ends meet at the same time, and then a plonker like this comes along and just makes everyone look bad and lazy.

  • @connerkent9641
    @connerkent9641 3 года назад +7

    Just watching jimmy Snow

    • @sammendez925
      @sammendez925 3 года назад

      Did something exciting happen on his channel? 😊

    • @connerkent9641
      @connerkent9641 3 года назад +1

      @@sammendez925 nothing new just mostly the sometimes show

    • @sammendez925
      @sammendez925 3 года назад

      @@connerkent9641 Ah k. I just wondered if something exciting was happening as you mentioned it here. 😊