Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: Jail on the First Date w/ Kippy and Foley

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  • @peterscully8562
    @peterscully8562 2 года назад +59

    Had to pick my buddy up from a D.U.I checkpoint and the cop tells me how much he was over, it was the only oppertunity i had to say damm those numbers are thru the roof...no one was ammused 🤙🤣🤣clean livin

    • @LaborRevolution209
      @LaborRevolution209 2 года назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣. You must have slept with a satisfied smile. 🙌

    • @thisrsrsnamect5599
      @thisrsrsnamect5599 2 года назад +2

      I hope you said "Troo duh roof"

    • @Gixsir
      @Gixsir 9 месяцев назад

      Your honor the witness stated the suspects numbers were “ tru da roof “. Case closed 😂

  • @zone5oog
    @zone5oog 2 года назад +14

    K-Jay: "... hit Jefferson, go."
    Uncle Hank: **proceeds to quote Abraham Lincoln with a JFK accent**
    Absolutely brilliant. High class hilarity. 100%.

  • @rustincole_w1339
    @rustincole_w1339 2 года назад +68

    My Doctor read me my blood work and I yelled, "Them numbers are Tru da rooffff" and he paused before saying Yeah, So stop drinking

  • @jessithelibrarian5383
    @jessithelibrarian5383 2 года назад +50

    The warm embrace of a family ep 🤗
    Sign me up for a bonehead tee.

  • @PrestigeWorldwide2730
    @PrestigeWorldwide2730 2 года назад +65

    The Aunt Tutti Saga hasn't landed in weeks but never stop shooting your shot Foley. You're one of best off the cuff riffers going

    • @AreYouGarbage
      @AreYouGarbage  2 года назад +12

      😂😂🙌🙌

    • @BrickTop06
      @BrickTop06 2 года назад +4

      Seriously. Poor guy. I think he forgets to do it until right before the show. There's so much fodder there for comedy if he writes it like he used to. I'm here for it regardless!

  • @warcraft3freak1
    @warcraft3freak1 2 года назад +7

    I think this is literally my new favorite podcast. These hosts are such characters, it's like a couple fucking caricature drawings came to life.

  • @InBlackestNight
    @InBlackestNight 2 года назад +27

    Don’t let any naysayers get to you, I love hearing the continuing adventures of Aunt Tuddi

  • @sean7sb
    @sean7sb 2 года назад +6

    Foley with the we need the bear spray and handcuffs 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆

  • @spareparts1017
    @spareparts1017 2 года назад +58

    Foley looks healthy today. Such a handsome boy.

    • @AreYouGarbage
      @AreYouGarbage  2 года назад +11

      🥰🥰

    • @mandybee3127
      @mandybee3127 2 года назад +23

      Kids a babe. Like the movie about the talking pig, titled “Babe”.

    • @alexmccracken2163
      @alexmccracken2163 2 года назад +1

      Don’t watch the new fat court then 😂

    • @angelotro
      @angelotro 2 года назад +3

      Foley is a handsome dude with grown-up Larry Mondello energy.

    • @cloudbloom
      @cloudbloom 2 года назад +5

      In the industry they call that "sun-kist"

  • @Jaypac1109
    @Jaypac1109 2 года назад +6

    Having my question read today was an epic win for me!!! Thanks bozos!!

  • @michaelbrewer3814
    @michaelbrewer3814 2 года назад +16

    Foley's hair has become majestic.

    • @PhatDab
      @PhatDab 2 года назад

      The Stamos bang hanging down has me rock hard

  • @Chillllllbruh
    @Chillllllbruh 2 года назад +19

    The boys always deliver on the family eps. Thanks for being garbage with me fellas.

  • @DrunkInPublic
    @DrunkInPublic Год назад +1

    Gotttttttdamnt every time Toby says TRUDAAAROOOOOOOF 🎉🎉🎉🎉 My heart gets turned up a notch

  • @thomaspickering2344
    @thomaspickering2344 2 года назад +5

    These family eps on a Sunday are the best way to end the weekend.

  • @earlymorningpodcast
    @earlymorningpodcast 2 года назад +23

    the Foreign Investor pulling out chobani at an African restaurant is legendary

    • @Gixsir
      @Gixsir 9 месяцев назад

      😂 that one nearly took me out

  • @MrDolphinDiver
    @MrDolphinDiver 2 года назад +2

    6:07
    Having just “collision” health insurance is so fucking funny

  • @robertjcooney6643
    @robertjcooney6643 2 года назад +1

    the Edith Pilaf at Terabites is to die for

  • @sandyhoy8936
    @sandyhoy8936 2 года назад +6

    Was playing Hacky Sack with the whippasnapas on the boardwalk and theyre talking trash on Kippy saying he doesnt have the same skee ball skills he used to now that hes all big time

  • @thernius5786
    @thernius5786 2 года назад +8

    Foley crip walking through Patty's is an all timer

    • @Gixsir
      @Gixsir 9 месяцев назад

      I lost my shit 😂

  • @GriseldaBSF410
    @GriseldaBSF410 2 года назад +3

    Great ep guys! The Gallagher smashing snickers thing had me rolling! Kippy had the Big man laughing his ass off. I also remember watching him as a kid and being like what's this guy's deal? Turn on some Carlin lol

  • @mrgalactus7264
    @mrgalactus7264 2 года назад +12

    I've listened to this episode and it's great - me in an hour

  • @Nerdemocat
    @Nerdemocat 2 года назад +8

    So glad I discovered you guys off Tim Dillon patreon, love that y'all drop on Sunday!

  • @tschak5367
    @tschak5367 2 года назад +5

    "Its not like youre adding 7 minutes to a 15 minute drive and doubling it" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @tmpttf4396
    @tmpttf4396 2 года назад +34

    Have you ever bought a bag of ice to use as your main ice supply? (As opposed to for a cooler)

  • @debbieskrletts725
    @debbieskrletts725 2 года назад +3

    "Trash trash trash" love that along with "you choose" . you guys have fun at the jersey shore

  • @Trickzx514
    @Trickzx514 2 года назад +4

    I don't know what I love more, Foley's hair confidence this episode or his coke dealer necklace - t-shirt combo.

    • @cloudbloom
      @cloudbloom 2 года назад

      I swear he's got Florida trash in his genes we gotta hit up Maury for a little sleuthing job🧐

  • @wdougan9686
    @wdougan9686 2 года назад +1

    Hearing T-Bone McScriffins laughing in the background is great.

  • @rambo6796
    @rambo6796 2 года назад +7

    The tom segura episode is THRU DA ROOF!!! OVER 300K VIEWS!!!! COOKIN!!

  • @tomakoman
    @tomakoman 2 года назад +3

    I love when they say CAAAAAAYYYYYYYSH!!!

  • @JayMac
    @JayMac 2 года назад +5

    Banging out 1k subs a day.. Killing it boys. 100k by end of summer, calling it now.

  • @candeladellavita
    @candeladellavita 2 года назад +9

    My roommate put 5 eggs into a biscuit tray and baked them because "I don't have another clean pan"
    Luckily I move into my own pad in a couple weeks. Jeesh leweesh

  • @edisoncruz2209
    @edisoncruz2209 2 года назад +4

    Love you guys man.

  • @brookeb452
    @brookeb452 2 года назад

    30:31, the absolute silence and everybody’s faces reacting to the catheter question 😂😂

  • @sandyhoy8936
    @sandyhoy8936 2 года назад +3

    AYG if you kick the ice under the fridge after it falls on the floor?

  • @shankiemctater5822
    @shankiemctater5822 2 года назад +6

    The absolute best out there 👌

  • @WillLarkin
    @WillLarkin 2 года назад

    42:50 that was a nice reminder of my dad
    my dad loved randy rhoads and it feels good knowing that he was not the only person that mentioned him

  • @CJJC42
    @CJJC42 2 года назад +1

    Man I love these guys

  • @Turtbeatxbukix
    @Turtbeatxbukix 2 года назад +4

    Foley talking about drinking a week old Red Bull almost made me throw up in my mouth. 😂

  • @stephenbeltzner7736
    @stephenbeltzner7736 2 года назад +1

    Thank you kindly from Toronto

  • @portlandsamber
    @portlandsamber 2 года назад +4

    Sunday isn't Fun-Day until the garbage comes in.

  • @sethreidy9338
    @sethreidy9338 2 года назад +1

    Banger as always fellas, thank youuuu!

  • @alexderoche1861
    @alexderoche1861 2 года назад +4

    I was just listening to an old episode, then got the notification for this one just as it was ending! Perfect timing! 🗑🗑🗑

  • @mellyp5302
    @mellyp5302 2 года назад +5

    Love youse tree and the bozos and homies. Absolute sunshine
    🗑❤️🗑

  • @johnd2149
    @johnd2149 2 года назад +2

    lets go second time im getting my dose of hank and kippy today!

  • @StumpyAirplane
    @StumpyAirplane 2 года назад +2

    I already bought my Seattle ticket I can't wait to see you guys live

  • @jessithelibrarian5383
    @jessithelibrarian5383 2 года назад +4

    Did the Big Man find a bottle of Sun-In when he was down tha shore?

  • @MrAMandTM
    @MrAMandTM Год назад

    The amount of time between the Kipper and Mr. Foley getting the bonehead joke was this pods best work.

  • @FunkyBreakfast
    @FunkyBreakfast 2 года назад +3

    Hell yeah! Sunday night just started. Enjoy your vacation, my critters.

  • @AriMarkShaneKippyFoley
    @AriMarkShaneKippyFoley 2 года назад +5

    AYG to the rescue again on a boring Sunday. Love youse guys

  • @TheWalkingDavid
    @TheWalkingDavid 2 года назад +3

    Did anyone you knew growing up know all the words to the Walker Texas Ranger theme song?

  • @kwais616
    @kwais616 2 года назад +1

    I lost it when he said a flare gun

  • @MrFeatheredSerpent
    @MrFeatheredSerpent 2 года назад +8

    Time to rummage through the garbage! 🗑

  • @msmo4127
    @msmo4127 2 года назад +1

    My wife keeps saying, "we need to go to Graceland, it's fun, his house was so small"......KICK ALL THE ROCKS LADY

  • @jaypers232
    @jaypers232 2 года назад +1

    The Bone Collector’s stacking bodies

  • @Druggid
    @Druggid 2 года назад +3

    Maybe I'm just feeling a little gay, but Foley is looking good in that intro! Nice glasses.

  • @hootse
    @hootse 2 года назад

    Shout out to the shout out of the Motion City show. Saw them in Boston and they were great!

  • @Krebbaroni
    @Krebbaroni 2 года назад +4

    Aunt Tuddy's is pumping out the content lately, gotta love it. Bonehead checking in from the Boneyard here

  • @chadc8111
    @chadc8111 2 года назад +1

    Last doctor visit was a sports physical before senior year of high school... in '01. Still going strong!

  • @winslowmccurdy7217
    @winslowmccurdy7217 10 месяцев назад

    Dr. Kippy nailed that prediction about the microplastics in the bottled water. I don't care what that SAT score says, this guy's a genius

  • @tristancline5067
    @tristancline5067 2 года назад +2

    Kippy rocking the Reebok's remind me of my G-Unit Reeboks from way back, keep killing it fellas!

  • @alexhaak6323
    @alexhaak6323 2 года назад +1

    Edith Piaf!!!!! Props for that one Foley

  • @jwalkj
    @jwalkj 2 года назад

    "climb the matador with snow boots" lol

  • @emgee9308
    @emgee9308 2 года назад +1

    Don't hate me, only saying this cos I adore food & this podcast...& i've just become a $10 homie. So gonna say it now I'm a "shareholder" JOKING. Ethiopian/Eritrean/Turkish/North African food is some of THE BEST - you say it "air-eh-tray-an"
    MASSIVE respect to the Head Financier Foreign Investor for loving the food and bringing yoghurt so she can still enjoy amazing food

  • @nickb9379
    @nickb9379 2 года назад

    You two are the best!

  • @Klocaine237
    @Klocaine237 2 года назад +2

    Shout out to the Kensington cruisers And the rebok classics

  • @dallassartor9731
    @dallassartor9731 7 месяцев назад

    "Find a new doctor and stop doing that" LMAO Kippy 🤣I don't even know why I'm surprised about how gross Foley is .

  • @smitty1281
    @smitty1281 2 года назад +1

    need to see a foley crip walk vid in the near future

  • @FreeMeJB
    @FreeMeJB 2 года назад +1

    I have two seats from the 700 level at the vet if you boys want them. They seemed like a good idea at the time.

  • @spittingfire420
    @spittingfire420 2 года назад +2

    Where's the T-bone cam?!?

  • @PearlDrumsHead
    @PearlDrumsHead Год назад

    “The higher the socks the downer the foo”
    Foley’s gonna be featured on FoosGoneWild any day now boys 👏🏻

  • @5cent27
    @5cent27 2 года назад +1

    News flash Foley they aren’t shipping that water in a refrigerated truck. My work has been shipping and selling pallets of bottled water allover the west. We aren’t refrigerating that shit in Vegas and Phoenix in the back of a 150 degree semi trailer haha!!! We have the shit in storage trailers year round with 100+ degree temps in the summer.

  • @growingheart8039
    @growingheart8039 2 года назад

    "It might have well been Thanksgiving with strangers!"🤣
    🗑🌞🗑🌞🗑🌞Great video!

  • @sk8legendz
    @sk8legendz 2 года назад +1

    39:25.
    so I had a thought about that. we all wash our hands after we shit/piss and we all use the same sink to do it. so we turn the water on with dirty hands, and turn it off with clean hands. but the sink knobs still dirty.
    I always wash the knob now. well I used to anyway. I pretty much will bargain with any kind of devil to avoid using a public bathroom at this point

  • @podfan2089
    @podfan2089 2 года назад +3

    Circlin the wagons! 🗑

  • @beengamin7398
    @beengamin7398 2 года назад

    that unt Tuddy piece of buziness was rough to sit through but I still laughed my ass off hahahaha

  • @wsmith4020
    @wsmith4020 2 года назад +1

    Ever played chicken with a friend where you put your arms together, lay a burning cigarette between them and see who pulls away first?

  • @PatrickKeating
    @PatrickKeating 2 года назад +6

    Fam ep Randy!!!!

  • @pft709
    @pft709 2 года назад

    37:24 AYG serving up the life hacks. The cardboard 6pack condiment holder is the bees knees.

  • @TheHLjuice
    @TheHLjuice 2 года назад +2

    Ahhh yeah my two favorite bozos right on time 🍻

  • @nategardner1691
    @nategardner1691 2 года назад

    Love the podcast fellas

  • @lilwillbooth9871
    @lilwillbooth9871 2 года назад +1

    as a bozo, I just got to say keep doin what you are doin fellas! you guys can do no wrong in my book. always love the content and love to yous guys! #kippy #tbone #unclehfoley #AYG #onepodcast

  • @justinmerchan590
    @justinmerchan590 2 года назад +2

    hey guys bigbernieguy from patreon here and i have a question! have you ever been caught rummaging through the cabinets in the doctors office ???

  • @lukewaack
    @lukewaack 2 года назад +1

    we went to Morrison's grave in June 1994 and smoked some burnies!

  • @samaarons9528
    @samaarons9528 2 года назад +2

    Woah woah woah I been keeping my eye on the subscriber count what happened u guys got a big like 10k boost!

    • @nephewsb
      @nephewsb 2 года назад

      The Segura effect

  • @JoeMACofNAC
    @JoeMACofNAC 2 года назад +1

    If you end up going to a camp site, bring sandals for the shower or get something for foot parasites lol

  • @philmakris8507
    @philmakris8507 2 года назад +1

    There are 148 variations of Amish/Mennonite.
    Mennonite are the least strict and have cars and the different sects get stricter from there up.

  • @cloudbloom
    @cloudbloom 2 года назад +1

    "Analogue Juuls" is a phrase I never thought I'd hear a killthroat being referred to as lmao 🚬 Shoutout to the Kipster, I'm stealing that one and using it on concerned loved ones the next time they get on my case for sparkin up darts even though I beat cancer once!

  • @zzpick
    @zzpick 2 года назад +1

    Edith Pilaf LOL

  • @javierpompa5935
    @javierpompa5935 2 года назад +2

    The higher the socks, the downer the foo

  • @jesseglick9384
    @jesseglick9384 2 года назад +1

    I can't believe the international business man didn't bring up Foleys Jerry curl😂

  • @reidemolner3555
    @reidemolner3555 2 года назад

    That aunt tootie bit was so bad it made me hysterically laugh

  • @Gixsir
    @Gixsir 9 месяцев назад

    Randy Ryan is a good piece of business 😂😂😂😂

  • @jakejager
    @jakejager 2 года назад

    Best burn "they used to call them jumpolines until your mom jumped on it!"

  • @PhaedruS007
    @PhaedruS007 2 года назад +1

    OMG I’ve done this. I got pulled over picking a girl up because the townie cop in Massachusetts said “they heard a bottle break“. Complete horseshit. I got cuffed and stuffed and had to pay the impound fee on my Wrangler. He took a moment to remind me how young she was.

  • @BrickTop06
    @BrickTop06 2 года назад +1

    Climbing the Matador?? Wait, do you mean the Matterhorn???

    • @a.k.4o
      @a.k.4o 2 года назад +1

      Probably huh hahaha

  • @JerrybearTV
    @JerrybearTV 2 года назад

    Wish you guys would come to florida. Love ya bozos

  • @wudup_twindad
    @wudup_twindad 2 года назад +1

    Shout out the Billy Madison dodgeball scene reference 🤙🏽hachi machi

  • @loveshadowdays
    @loveshadowdays 2 года назад

    as soon as i get paid im getting the Burnies tee im so ready

  • @TheCrawf28X15
    @TheCrawf28X15 2 года назад +1

    Boys! Bit of hippie garbage showed through last Saturday, went to a wedding and forgot my nice dress boots but was saved when I found my rave boots/hiking shoes in the back of the whip there. They were still pretty damn nice so I wasn’t too worried but immediately felt better when I saw the dress code was blue jeans acceptable 😂

  • @Thojo-qt7iu
    @Thojo-qt7iu 2 года назад +1

    Thanks fellas. I needed this. Sincerely, -Non patreon bozo