"Rap God" Fast Rap - Trying 150% Speed "cover"
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- Опубликовано: 16 сен 2024
- I like trying to rap fast for some reason so I had a go at covering Eminem's Rap God at 150% speed. Not really there yet but I'm getting close to being able to rap at this speed! 150% super sonic speed is tough though. So fast!
For anyone curious, he kept throwing up that ball to prove the video wasn't sped up.
IMaEscape that doesn't prove that the audio channel isn't (not hating)
Killer Memestar yeah I know I'm just saying what he said in a comment before, good point
it does prove the audio channel isn't because the audio is synced to the video (where the ball throwing is, and his lips are in sync with the audio)...
viksra Maybe
viksra but if the audio track was speed up than his voice would have been more 'squeeky'
Raping is faster than my internet
Yeah so I ment rapping but I did not spell it like that, but im going to leave it here because 2.7k likes is a record for me. And yes, I do know the difference.
Too far man
MILKy QUACk Rapping xD, raping is a diferent word...
Jay Gaming xD
MILKy QUACk 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
MILKy QUACk lil Wayne's raping is faster than mine
Lyrics:I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God jkrgjdcbljbcdkjcbjgcukdckugcdukgkucgdukgcduglcuogljgcdgukcdukgucdkukgcdukgdckgucgukdkugukfdgukcdkugugfofougdkgufkugduogdjgcugkdugidcoug
Hiss For me leafy original
lol
x007zombiesx OMG I didn't know.
thx...
XD
He's speedrunning Rap God
YES
ew
Just a good gaming chair.
Seriously
@@karolcelinski3548 lol
When you trying to explain your mom you cant pause an online game😂
xD so true
Alejandro ME
This is me explaining my mom i cant exit ranked in league xD
Alejandro They'll say "I'll make it pause" and unplug your stuff lime a dumb shit
Alejandro talking fast and rapping is a lot different.. this kid knows how to talk fast. not rap. who agrees?
I wonder if Eminem watched this
"Believe" A Paranormal Experience Eminem doesn’t use computers
NexLGaming 122 he can’t unless he knows decent editing. Notice the thing he’s tossing. Thad in normal times. Also if it was edited his lips would be moving MUCH faster
NexLGaming 122 If he sped it up his voice would be a higher pitch.
@@NexLoser No dude, see he is moving something in his hand for proof.
@@NexLoser no that's why he was throwing the ball, to show he didn't speed it ip
3:41 When your mom asks you "What do you want for Christmas?"
Ale Alexandra lol
bitch
Esti româncă aşa-i?
Rapha Reality Adevarat!:)))
XxdestroyeramzingxX Yes!
Never saw this guy again. Such a great performance.
Hopefully he'll start uploading again.
Yo hi
Don’t think that’s gonna be happening bro, he died
@@callumlowther1061 Seriously?
@@killbethy sadly yes
Jesus Christ, what happened
Imagine taking his order at Mc Donald's
vid it
i know right
all you would hear are the last two words
+Rakai Tichborne there's one rap order at mcDonald's. Not so fast, but very talanted. Text this to RUclips: Егор Крид - ЧЁТКИЙ ЗАКАЗ В МАКДАКЕ. It's cool video)
+beast slap and some fries
Why am I here? I have finals tomorrow...
J.D. Black bruh I do to all the way till Thursday
J.D. Black good luck
J.D. Black - Hopefully you will finish the test almost as fast as this rap...
J.D. Black rip
how did it go?
My brain during a test.
Hahaha
tell me about it
Same I'm like o god what's gonna be on it and I get my sheet and my brain goes from worry to computer
right?!
So true😂
man just enchanted my whole ass inventory
How the hell did manage to enchant my wolves?
A fucking panda?
My cat????
My wheat seeds?
wtf he just spawned an command block
When a guest wants your wi-fi password;
3:58
🤣
Underswap Chara yep
Underswap Chara oh that’s right
🤨😁🤯
Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman
Innovative and I'm made of rubber
So that anything you say is ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you
I'm devastating, more than ever demonstrating
How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating
Never fading, and I know that the haters are forever waiting
For the day that they can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating
'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
I make elevating music, you make elevator music
This rap is faster than my internet connection..
lol same
MSP Hedda XD
*Amen Brother*
MSP Hedda LOLLLL XD
lol
911 wahats your emergency
my ears just turned into liquid
Lol
+Ricardo Mercado 911 : Uh sorry, I don't speak noob language.
+V2 Pure Agar You ruined it....
3 people
mam whats
3 people are dead
what happened
3 people are dead I killed them
?.....mam who killed them
this d! ck
+V2 Pure Agar Maybe he was not talking directly to you then ;o
this guy is rapping faster than my internet
Ur internet raps?
Jk
I could find a person who has English as their 2nd language and they could still rap faster than my internet
Teacher:"Light is the fastest thing in the world":
Me: 3:58
Teacher:"Sorry"
EDIT: 2k likes ? :D
2Geld40Cent
No its not
So true.
true
2Geld40Cent Copycat you copied someone off the real video DISLIKE ON THIS!
2Geld40Cent i heard that commet already... mmmm
he throws that thing in the air to keep his sanity
yuppp.
its actually to show that he isnt speeding the whole thing up, hes showing its legit.
IT'S SNUS
Zach Ladisla yea was just meaning it in a joking way :p
Jonny Tasker ohokay :P
English:
Joel: rap god but 150%
English: *_eXcUse mE wtF_*
DeadlyMffin, No no no... si si you are so lwrong it is like this
English: ...
Joel: RAP GOD 150%
Me (on the other hand): RAP GOD 150%+X2
Now you (should be like): OMG OMG WHAT A MOTHERFUCKING GENIUS OMG 😮 OMG 😮...
@@kayontaepage5982 excuse me wtf
0.75x and it’s a tiny bit slower than the original
Sometimes it’s just gibberish but he really did an incredible job
Isn't it faster? I think 75% of 150 is 112.5%
I understood every word, your russian is very cean btw
*clean
HAHA he is Swedish
you're*
Fernando Portal lol I thought u were pointing out that he was Russian there xD
honest mistake
Ok, everyone. let me rephrase that. "I understood every word, you are russian. It is very clean btw."
is he throwing the thing in the air the entire video as proof that he isn't speeding up the video
SKRRT SKRRT SKRRT that's for stress
+Jeremy Waters no it is to prove it isn't sped up
SKRRT SKRRT SKRRT Korean Internet is the fastest in the world.
SKRRT SKRRT SKRRT lol
SKRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT
Eminem hires someone
person:breathes
Eminem:your fired
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Denamous Chung thx
But honestly, I don't understand how they can say all of this without struggling to breath lol
@@butter-mint5441 lpp
@@bituintravel971 What?
"Yes I Talk Gibberish!"
Yeet 2021 yeah?
It might actually be real it sounds like it
@@puggles0912 just slow it down he skips so much words and just talks gibberish
@@KaasIsLekker it's what I did and its sounds just like lt
@@KaasIsLekker no it's his accent, if you're from an english speaking country you have a good accent for rapping english songs. i can rap godzilla and rap god but i verbally cannot say some words without them sounding like gibberish.
Eminem:Rap God
Usain Bolt:Lap God
Thanos:Snap God
Dora:Map God
Mum:Slap God
no slap god is Vasily Kamotskiy uncultured fuck
Jaystation: bait god
Ummm I think you should go get help
Dad:Belt God
Underrated comment tbf
Me breathing
Eminem: we don't do that here
Nah that what this guy says
@@katielovek9294 nah
agent 47 you forgot:
Mynameisjoel: I don’t even know you
For real dog😂😂😂
agent 47 I got the 1000th comment
3:57 when you are about to order a pizza but you realize that you have the phone at 1%
Ahahaha LOL😂
😂LOL
Anomaly 44 yep
Just drive there and eat it in the car with your new tv radio
@@Neonized626 😂
2:15 Made Me Laugh Without Any Reason..😂😂😂Coz He Was Like Scolding His Brother...😂
girlfriend: whats your phone password?
Me: 3:58
Jp_ - XD
Jp_ - LMAO 😂
muchos - same though
muchos - 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
GF: . . . . .
1:22 trying to talk to your crush.
SteamPowered_Fist I
Lenny xd you edit
ILoveChips And...?
250th like
Lol
When i hear my fucking italian neighbour talking about life.. Grüess goht use an mi bruederherz ;)
Duke Luke lol
Duke Luke gli italiani non parlano veloce lol
Squirilit - CoC hahahahahhaa noi italiani siamo dei grandi , KISS MY ASS :D
Duke Luke 😂😂😂😂😂
Viktor Reznov ora ci manca Mason e siamo apposto :D
Brain to Mouth:- Calm down bro just calm down!!
Lungs to Nose:- Bro seriously are you mad??
His mic:- hummm..I am retiring
3:58
150% + Fastest Part in Rap God + x2 speed
Oxygen as left the chat
*Woah*
Nope 1,25 is the correct answer
Omg yes
That's Russian I think..
He has infinite Oxygen XD
and I'm just here trying to say 'toyboat' 3 times
that is really hard
XDD I told my little cousin to say that XDDD
+Ghostly Midgit
say Apple with your tongue out
+TheOmeglePoodle I was like apfhel
damn that's hard I said toyboat toyboat toboyt
When you explain your mom you didn't do anything bad..
Roope Sedö kolikke
+Arttu Tiihonen nälke
+Arttu Tiihonen ruokea
jaa suamalaisia
Roope Sedö TRUE
Eminem: *hears breathing*
Also Eminem: he failed
Here we have one of the very few humans who doesn't need air to live.
Very real
+Jarett Gentz if he did that the thing he was tossing in the air would spin faster
+Seaun Thomas true dat dude
LOL
LMAO
3:41 is what I was waiting for
BTS ANIME no 4:00
Emily Farris iisss
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Emily Farris a
He almost got it 150%. But his words slurred for a split second.
Eminem can probably rap as fast as this, he probably just chose not to because it would be to fast for people to hear.
Liam yeah it just that these people think that there better
Liam but eminem is better
Adam Trout eminem will always be the best
Donkey Kong Bros he's better then eminem
Smith Johnson nope
Girls talk slowly to there crush to know them better.
Girl when talk to me: 3:58 [make sure to put on 2x speed]
xD
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
Challenge : GODZILLA ( 150% )
SÂSHWÂT KÜNDÜ are u on a mission to kill him?
Let's be honest thats fucking impossible
I can do 1.25
😭😭😭
Yeh he gonna die if he does that
if he doesnt become a rapper he atleast has an future in the auction house
Raper? Learn to spell ffs
+dub beats okay then.
rapper*. check out JacksFilms "raping vs. rapping"
whel why not
thats what the psychitrist sad
+dub beats Just search up what the word ''raping'' means
3:58 When mom see your porn videos in history and you're trying to give excuses.
XD
MagedHD 😂😂😂😂
MagedHD I
MagedHD I subbed to you just for making me laugh
MagedHD I
My friend: Hey, what's the Wifi password?
Me: This!
3:58 when you try to explain why you failed your test. 🤣🤣
That’s fucking funny 😂😂
Lol
HES LIKE JSVXJSVDJSBSSSJVSHSBSVSHSBVD
Watch in 0,5 Speed Lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I actually passed today 😂
Dad:Son We have 3 million dollars!
What do you want?
Me: 3:58
Edit:WTH 800+ LIKES?!
lol
Mack Hernandez too bad it will never happend
Mack Hernandez I
hhahaha lol
Mack Hernandez lol
I thought humans had to breathe
Harrishen Kang 1:37
Harrishen Kang. same
Harrishen Kang must be from a planet from no breathing with no aching sound box
Harrishen Kang same
same harrishen kang
The fact that he was tossing that thing to show people proof that he actually is rapping at that speed
Him:"It was a good try"
Me:" I forgot how to words"
my mind is blown
Hedgehug_ Love nn
words forgot i how what?
150% for eninem: 10.79 seconds
150% for him: 10.58
Fucking hell
Brad Allen that's true. I barely understood him
i understand him
It's Eminem \(- . -)\ Not to Be mean but how do you not know this???
eNinem????
It was a typo smartass.
When you have only 5 minutes left in exam:
3:58
NoobTV you don't talk in an exam so, good try
*paper Burns Up*
@Noam Reuveni Well, some acually do.
Thats me when 5 minutes left but i writing not talking
IT'S life broo
He literally nailed it😂
He literally didnt
@@Nope_Nope- lol
3:41. When your teacher says you have one minute to finish your presentation
Chadyboy Tron lol
Chadyboy Tron jajaja
lol
Chadyboy Tron lol
That actually made me laugh
3:58 when your math teacher explains physics
The Tubing Gamer but why explain physics when he or she is a math teacher?
physics is fuckign science you fucking bimbo
+diamondpick gaming/animation's he's not
His math teacher talks so fast he got a diploma in physics whilst you found your pen
The Tubing Gamer lol
Stop saying *Air Has Left The Chat*
*Cause It Never Entered*
XxINoobiexX this is false saying how air was never there
@@zachion4847 issa joke bro
XxINoobiexX I know.
@@zachion4847 lol andXxnoobiexX
I've seen this exact comment on a different video
Me: *just chilling*
This guy: 💀
Teacher: Light is the fastest thing ever.
Me: *shows them the vid*
[DS] EpicXtailZ light goes 125,346 miles per second this is only 500 words a minute
+PandazYT is just a joke is kind of funny
👆🏼Dumbass who doesn't understand that its a joke👆🏼
miran wlaat You don't have to say that I'm just stating that's not true light is actually the fastest thing on earth but can't escape a black hole
PandazYT sarcasm it's a joke not need to state it
I can't even talk like a normal person like wtf damn
Lol
OMG I SEE MITCHY
+Desiree Sun xD
+Desiree Sun IM SCREAMING
+Beatriz Gomes wtf
When Teacher call u tell answer but u dont know right answer 3:58
Just a Jerry no 3:38
تعى
daniel it is my name
daniel THATS WHAT HE SAID
1000 subcriber withput video challenge i
Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma assumin' im a human what I gotta get it through to you, I'm super human innovative and I'm made of rubber so that anything you say, is ricochet'in off'a me and it'll glue to you and im devastating more then ever how to give an audience a feeling like its levitating never fading, and i know the haters are forever waiting, for the day they'll be celebrating Cuz I know the way to get'em motivated I make elevating music you make elevator music not su mamma aaiidjruruieod Dooma dkisosjdhdkej sszszsksisudiosowusksksoidusjsosisiodd I make elevating make elevator music
Fill 'em with the venom, and eliminate 'em
Other words, I Minute Maid 'em
I don't want to hurt 'em, but I did 'em in a fit of rage
I'm murderin' again, nobody will evade him
I'm finna kill 'em and dump all the fuckin' bodies in a lake
Obliteratin' everything, incineratin' and renegade 'em
And I make anybody who want it with the pen afraid
But don't nobody want it but they're gonna get it anyway
'Cause I'm beginnin' to feel like I'm mentally ill
I'm Atilla, kill or be killed, I'm a killer, be the vanilla gorilla
You're bringin' the killer within me, out of me
You don't want to be the enemy of the demon
Who went in me, and be on the recieving of me, what stupidity, it'd be
Every bit of me is the epitome of a spitter
When I'm in the vicinity, motherfucker, you better duck
Or you finna be dead the minute you run into me
A hundred percent of you is a fifth of a percent of me
I'm 'bout to fuckin' finish you bitch, I'm unfadable
You wanna battle, I'm available, I'm blowin' up like an inflatable
I'm undebatable, I'm unavoidable, I'm unevadable
I'm on the toilet bowl
I got a trailer full of money and I'm paid in full
I'm not afraid to pull the
Man stop
Dont we already know this?
His rap is faster than my internet
Edit: can the replies stop this comment was made three years ago
xdddd
BallisticRusher 😂
BallisticRusher yup man
BallisticRusher Hahahahhaha 😂😂😂😂
BallisticRusher LOOOL
3:58 teacher: you have less than 10 seconds to explain yourself
ruclips.net/video/8HnGgmpXIzQ/видео.html
Janemba 😂😂
Janemba 😂😂😂😂
hahahahahaahha best comment
Janemba its exactlly 10 seconds lmao
Janemba what
lol it's like hearing people speak in other languages
lupinearsenalALT I'm French and I agree.
Side Spin 傳統和祖先 you aren't Chinese, bruhhh
Kookie Monster No I am not okay I apologize 😭
lupinearsenalALT yeh
lupinearsenalALT yeah, im chilean so em yeah i agree 😂😂
0:50 his palms are sweaty
3:58 when your phone have 1% and you call your friend
Jay Hey James ahahaha, +
Jay Hey James I
Lol
Jay Hey James i
Jay Hey James and now do it at 2x speed xD
3:58
my brain thinking of a good 3:58 comment before someone steals it
109 likes no comments intil me
Lol they do not steal it but somehow they also get the idea
now u deserve a like not like those others who ask for a like
@Faze Ninja XD
ッKrakT how can you steal a comment that isn’t made yet?
This dude is fucking amazing he needs to be an actual rapper
chasetin puckett this isn't him this is eminem the dudes just singing to eminems song
FlashVsZoom yes I know that it's eminems song and Ima saying he needs to make Own songs
chasetin puckett The thing is, to be a Rapper you have to be good at writing too. What you can hear here is just the flow, but thats only a Little Part of being a Rapper.
But honestly he could probably make it as a Rapper. There are so many popular Rappers that can't write. People tend to not Take Lyrics too important. Especially at the doubletime Parts Eminem could Rap pretty much anything because people mostly don't even try to understand the Lyrics.
btw I'm not native so if you find mistakes, please correct them
Tell Drake that
viktor w8 was that a joke?
3:57: Us: Nobody can beat this... right?
ASL Teacher: Hold my sign laungage.
Mom: What do you want for Christmas?
Me: 3:58
Itzz Manshee 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Itzz Manshee ii
Itzz Manshee xd
haytham tv
Itzz Manshee in
How much cocaine was harmed in the making if this video?
all of the cocaines
he eats the cockain :)
Just enough
alot
ikr
Teachers were wrong..
The fastest thing isn't the light..
판매원콜라 lol
ㅇㅈ ㅋㅋㅋ
ㅋ
Green Grass Why are you speaking korean?
hmm I don't know that desk lamp moves pretty quick
Dude, you can lift a building with your mouth muscles. Damn. Respect.
I’m explaining that to my mom “I can’t stop online games”
3:58
Ha ha
XD
Imagine subtitles on this video xD
MrGankYT would be a lot of gibberish
MrGankYT I was literally trying to turn those on
i can imagine them saying "fuck that"
MrGankYT ikr XD
:3 fuck is ig i gave ya
70% Russian
0% English
30% Gibberish
Хде Рашиаг Хдееееее
He's not RuSsiAn
He's irish
Россия!!!
Yup
Wtf
3:17 what was he saying alien language? play it on .50
Mom:Why did you get in trouble at school.
Me: 3:58
Bryan Garcia 😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑lol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What coffee do you drink? I need that shit.
Kamki win
Kamki it's over 9000
jajaaja
Kamki lmaoooo
coke is the best coffee
People:
“Sometimes I pause the song so Eminem can breathe.”
Eminem:
“Sometimes I pause breathing so I can rap
underrated
I smiled
Hahahaha 😂😂
lol
NICE
Look, I was gonna go easy on you
Not to hurt your feelings
But I'm only going to get this one chance
Something's wrong, I can feel it
(Six minutes)
Just a feeling I've got
Like something's about to happen
But I don't know what
If that means what I think it means
We're in trouble, big trouble
And if he is as bananas as you say
I'm not taking any chances
You are just what the doc ordered
I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Now, who thinks their arms are long enough
To slap box, slap box?
They said I rap like a robot, so call me Rap-bot
But for me to rap like a computer
It must be in my genes
I got a laptop in my back pocket
My pen'll go off when I half-cock it
Got a fat knot from that rap profit
Made a livin' and a killin' off it
Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office
With Monica Lewinsky feelin' on his nutsack
I'm an MC still as honest
But as rude and as indecent as all hell
Syllables, skill-a-holic (Kill 'em all with)
This flippity dippity-hippity hip-hop
You don't really wanna get into a pissin' match
With this rappity brat, packin' a MAC
In the back of the Ac'
Backpack rap crap, yap-yap, yackety-yack
And at the exact same time
I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts
While I'm practicin' that
I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' table
Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half
Only realized it was ironic
I was signed to Aftermath after the fact
How could I not blow?
All I do is drop F-bombs
Feel my wrath of attack
Rappers are havin' a rough time period
Here's a maxi pad
It's actually disastrously bad for the wack
While I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece as
'Cause I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Now, who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
Let me show you maintainin' this shit ain't that hard, that hard
Everybody wants the key and the secret
To rap immortality like Ι have got
Well, to be truthful the blueprint's
Simply rage and youthful exuberance
Everybody loves to root for a nuisance
Hit the Earth like an asteroid
Did nothing but shoot for the Moon since (Pew!)
MCs get taken to school with this music
'Cause I use it as a vehicle to "bus the rhyme"
Now I lead a new school full of students
Me? I'm a product of Rakim
Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac, N.W.A, Cube, hey Doc, Ren
Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim
Inspired enough to one day grow up
Blow up and be in a position
To meet Run-D.M.C., induct them
Into the motherfuckin' Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
Even though I'll walk in the church
And burst in a ball of flames
Only Hall of Fame I'll be inducted in
Is the alcohol of fame
On the wall of shame
You fags think it's all a game
'Til I walk a flock of flames
Off a plank and, tell me what in the fuck are you thinkin'?
Little gay-lookin' boy
So gay I can barely say it with a straight face
Lookin' boy (Ha-ha!)
You're witnessin' a massacre
Like you're watching a church gathering take place, lookin' boy
"Oy vey, that boy's gay!"-that's all they say, lookin' boy
You get a thumbs up, pat on the back
And a "way to go" from your label every day, lookin' boy
Hey, lookin' boy! What you say, lookin' boy?
I get a "hell yeah" from Dre, lookin' boy
I'ma work for everything I have
Never asked nobody for shit
Get outta my face, lookin' boy!
Basically, boy, you're never gonna be capable
Of keepin' up with the same pace, lookin' boy, 'cause-
I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
The way I'm racin' around the track
Call me NASCAR, NASCAR
Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God
Kneel before General Zod
This planet's Krypton-no, Asgard, Asgard
So you'll be Thor, I'll be Odin
You rodent, I'm omnipotent
Let off, then I'm reloadin'
Immediately with these bombs, I'm totin'
And I should not be woken
I'm the walkin' dead, but I'm just a talkin' head
A zombie floatin'
But I got your mom deep-throatin'
I'm out my Ramen Noodle
We have nothin' in common, poodle
I'm a Doberman, pinch yourself in the arm
And pay homage, pupil
It's me, my honesty's brutal
But it's honestly futile if I don't
Utilize what I do though
For good at least once in a while
So I wanna make sure somewhere in this
Chicken scratch I scribble and doodle enough rhymes
To maybe try to help get some people through tough times
But I gotta keep a few punchlines
Just in case, 'cause even you unsigned
Rappers are hungry lookin' at me like it's lunchtime
I know there was a time where once I
Was king of the underground
But I still rap like I'm on my Pharoah Monch grind
So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you combine
Appeal with the skin color of mine
You get too big and here they come tryin'
To censor you like that one line
I said on "I'm Back" from The Mathers LP 1 when I
Tried to say I'll take seven kids from Columbine
Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a 9
See if I get away with it now
That I ain't as big as I was, but I'm
Morphin' into an immortal, comin' through the portal
You're stuck in a time warp from 2004 though
And I don't know what the fuck that you rhyme for
You're pointless as Rapunzel with fuckin' cornrows
You write normal? Fuck being normal!
And I just bought a new raygun from the future
Just to come and shoot ya, like when Fabolous made Ray J mad
'Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at Mayweather's pad
Singin' to a man while he played piano
Man, oh man, that was a 24-7 special on the cable channel
So Ray J went straight to the radio station
The very next day, "Hey Fab, I'ma kill you!"
Lyrics comin' at you at supersonic speed (J.J. Fad)
Uh, summa-lumma, dooma-lumma, you assumin' I'm a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman?
Innovative and I'm made of rubber
So that anything you say is ricochetin' off of me
And it'll glue to you and
I'm devastating, more than ever demonstrating
How to give a motherfuckin' audience
A feeling like it's levitating
Never fading, and I know the haters are forever waiting
For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating
'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
I make elevating music, you make elevator music
"Oh, he's too mainstream."
Well, that's what they do when they get jealous
They confuse it
"It's not hip-hop, it's pop, "-'cause I found a hella way to fuse it
With rock, shock rap with Doc
Throw on "Lose Yourself" and make 'em lose it
"I don't know how to make songs like that
I don't know what words to use."
Let me know when it occurs to you
While I'm rippin' any one of these
S that versus you
It's curtains, I'm inadvertently hurtin' you
How many verses I gotta murder to
Prove that if you were half as nice
Your songs you could sacrifice virgins too?
Ugh, school flunky, pill junkie
But look at the accolades these skills brung me
Full of myself, but still hungry
I bully myself 'cause I make me do
What I put my mind to
And I'm a million leagues above you
Ill when I speak in tongues
But it's still tongue-in-cheek fuck you
I'm drunk, so, Satan, take the fucking wheel
I'ma sleep in the front seat
Bumpin' Heavy D and the Boyz
Still "Chunky but Funky"
But in my head there's something
I can feel tugging and struggling
Angels fight with devils
And here's what they want from me
They're askin' me to eliminate some of the women hate
But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred
I have, then you may be a little patient
And more sympathetic to the situation
And understand the discrimination
But fuck it, life's handin' you lemons?
Make lemonade then!
But if I can't batter the women
How the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then?
Don't mistake him for Satan; it's a fatal mistake
If you think I need to be overseas and take a vacation
To trip a broad, and make her fall on her face and
Don't be a retard - Be a king? Think not
Why be a king when you can be a God?
This was quicker than my internet connection 😂
lmao made my day
Ex Gx LMAO 😂😂😂😂
Ex Gx same
Ex Gx Lol
Ex Gx this was quicker than how fast I cum lolol jk
3:58 When your mom gives you 10 seconds to explain why you haven’t done the chores
LOL
Wait make it 2x speed then watch it shsudbdhhshdvsosidbbdjsvdjsbeidbdbxbbdjeowosbdvdb this is what you will hear
LOL😂😂😂
This videos proves that speaking fast doesn't make you a rapper. You have to have a good voice.
Exactly!
no its just you have to have good articulation, he's mumbling his words
Do it better if you can ;)
Autotune..
you do better
3:58 play it in the slowest speed in 0.25 i did understand in the beginning and now ther rest are like " asalmamagurelngasalambelom"" ngl...
He messed up the lyrics through half of it which makes it much easier
I can't even talk right
shannon Bear chin chu lang?
Chin choiiiihdjbfjebnvbdjclrp fuck.
Chicken wing?
😂😂😂
when i saw your comment and profile picture, i immediately can't talk right.
Teacher: The fastes thing in the world is light
Me:No it's not
Teacher:prove it
Me:
😂😂😂
Your profile picture fits perfectly with your comment😂😂😂😂
@@fakechloe207 Ikr 😂
*You Dont Say*
Teacher:The fastest thing in the world is light cuz ur user name is You Dont Say
A+
Lets be honest, we all came for 3:57
yeah
Qeuey l
Qeuey do you mean 1:37 that when 150% speed starts
meant 3:57 thsats when 150% starts
Qeuey
Eminem : Rap god
Michael Schumacher: Lap god
Thanos : Snap go
Dora : Map god
Me : Nap god
Mom : Slap god
Meth is one hell of drug
sam nikola lol
Eddie Scott-Thompson lol
sam nikola "Cocaines a hell of a drug. Uhuhuhuhuh"
sam nikola faze up
Ida Erixon Fzuh dude
sorry but my right hand is still faster
(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
adrianxerez 00 XD
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OK
adrianxerez 00 And what about the left one?
Comments:
90% - about 3:58
10% - others
Haha exactly 😂👍
Aaron Galloway no
Low-key looking for the 90%
@@didi2k.i705 lol true
3:45 he went god mode
3:58*
Dang, good job that was awesome
+Paige Sallee Thank you! :)
It was awesome
Do you have an Instagram
Paige Sallee Not yet. no. I'll probably create one in the near future!
+AverageJoel oh ok
parents:u have 1 second to explain why I got in a fight
ps4 dude haha
brezzy ._. 😂
really? "I"
brezzy ._. your gay
Samsung is beast and ur not
3:58
No one:
Me : playing in 2x and laughing like an idiot
Welcome to the gang
It sounds like: brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
I did that. Lol
we're watching this at 300x
😂🤣😂😂🤣
3:57 - teachers be like when the bell is about to ring
3:58 when you have 1% percent on your phone and your ordering pizza
(If it’s Stolen idc it’s still funny)
ReapViiral XD
That’s all readily a video
You copied this from another comment, nice try
ReapViiral lol
ReapViiral It’s not funny dude. Nice try on that
I wish you are my teacher... School will be alot faster!
Aoe Kun lol
Aoe Kun true
Aoe Kun xDDD
hahahahhahaha nice one 😂😂😂😂
Aoe Kun true dat
3:46 when my math teacher explains the lesson
Kim Birtwistle LOL
oh wow
TRU
lol
Kim Birtwistle more like 3:58
Everyone who tried to rap this song perfectly: **breathes**
Him: **breathes faster and continues**