People Telling Weird Lies on the Internet
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- Опубликовано: 21 сен 2024
- Today I'm on r/thathappened looking at the funniest posts of people lying online
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Genuinely shat myself when you did that eye bit since I had looked away for a second and looked back when you were staring at the camera
Did the exact same thing hahahahahaah
NO SAME I HAD TO REWIND HAHAHA
( and then everyone clapped )
NAH FR BRO LIKE????
Same and its 5am and I haven't slept yet 😭😭😭
@@VoiceBlind_Batsameeee
I love how the first example of hibachi George thinks of is from Monsters Inc 😂
Was just thinking that
I was just about to comment this! That was so wholesome, everyone should reference things via Pixar films
Right 😂
I feel that what happened in Monsters Inc. may have been teppanyaki
@@stephenbanks5952 How very weabtacular of you to make that distinction.
I didn't expect the sudden jumpscare lmao 3:55
3:40 yeah, it’s written like a wattpad story wtf
It sounds way to sexual for a kid but it’s also fake so it doesn’t matter
Why would they even post something intimate like that on the internet :|
I THOUGHT IT WAS ABOUT A COUPLE AND THEN I SAW MAMA AND I GOT SLIGHTLY WORRIED
@@WoopyGrim idk writing that about the son you might have is concerning in itself, if I knew this woman on FB id be reporting her to dcp
Boy Mum is make me feel physically sick
Nobody tell Athena we don't want Georgie Worgie under such risk again ☹️
3:55 that scared me so much i jumped out of my seat and broke my neck on the way to the hospital the ambulance heard the story and loved it so much that everyone clapped
And then the president came and gave everyone a water
And Goku was there
and after you became a world class athlete in 5 different sports!!
0:01 RUclips shows timed comments at the top now which is a horrendous idea because people can do this.
They’ve done this for a while know I’ve found it very useful for tutorials etc. They shouldn’t remove it. But one thing I’m glad they removed was AI overview cause someone can just copy and paste writing incriminating things and the ai will think it’s part of the video.
You're not wrong
On my phone, you're 6 comments down. 2 above you timed at over 3mins . I call shenanigans!
@@Dj.Ray.Von. I mean it shows at the top in the little box before you open comments. At least that's what I've been seeing for the past few days.
It's kinda like Soundcloud.
The Nutella story had a legit "and then everybody clapped"
Bloody hell, they all do
@@AlexOfTheRhoynarbloody hell indeed
3:56 reminded me of my childhood fear that people who wore sunglasses didn't have eyes and if they took them off there would just be empty sockets. 😂
heh… when I clicked on this video my phone tried to stop me from viewing such excellence, safe to say I started seeing red with this misbehaviour and had to put it in its place no joke…
not enough “no joke”’s in that comment tbh
No joke, I shit your pants and my eyes turned red, no joke…
I believe this wholeheartedly good sir 🧐
No joke, huh? Damn. Shit just got serious. I am seeing blue to counter you, no joke...
The Nutella one was definitely George's story
3:57 genuinely jumped at that
he reminds me of a British schoolchild with his eyes
NO FUCKING JOKE I WAS CLEANING AND LISTENING TO THE VIDEO AND TURNED AROUND TO SEE THE JUMPSCARE AND JUST FULL ON SCREAMED GEORGE WHAT THE FUCK
3:55
Freud would be going crazy for some of these Facebook moms
“Boy moms”
He’d love them.
Especially the ones that you want to shake and say “he’s your son, not your boyfriend.”
jumpscare at 3:55
Oh God i thought i was the only one freaked out by that 😭
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lmao
It’s horrific
I was convinced the glasses were a part of his being
I kind of feel bad for those mothers who write fanfics about their kids cuz it's pretty obvious they are in dire need of love
Yep and the one where she said she'll miss him for seven days is obviously in a split marriage and is probably trying to overcompensate for the father's benefit. I've seen this happen a few times. It's sad really.
Today I was sitting at my local Macdonalds when I heard a voice I recognised. I turned around but, didn't recognise the person but, still had a nice chat with him. He said I was the chillest person he had ever met and wanted to hang out with me. Then the name 'George' was called and it clicked. It was the legend himself... He gave me his number and put his finger to his lips in a shhh motion and walked out. I still talk to him everyday...
I swear guys
i once met him in a JD sports and he demanded my phone and phoned a local pizza shop and asked for “Phil Mahole” and hung up. didn’t even give me my phone back
He rimmed me is the toilets at ASDA I didnt even ask and that’s why he wears the bandana.. he has a permanent tide mark from rimming strangers in ASDA toilets
"Who are you, you've never fished in your life"😭😭 im dead lmao
3:56 that scared the shit out of me 😭
we may need a whole “boy mom” video from this alone
It's a disturbing area of content. There's something deeply wrong with you if you're going into competition with potential girlfriends.
I never really believed in the Electra complex but I'm not so sure now!
OH MY GOODNESS ITS THE HANDSOME EYE MAN HIMSELF GEORGE M
That scared me
@@getoutNOW-y3b I put it before he showed his eyes IVE seen it through this glasses before
Buy yourself a meal deal and something else
Scrooge McDuck over ere!🤑
Thank you 🙏 ill go to my nearest Tesco
Dude, we need more people like you!
It seems that food inflation in the UK has gone down (to Pyrocynical's dismay).
@yougoslavia LMAOOO😭
These stories are either written as overdescriptive as a Wattpad fanfic or literally end with "And then they all clapped"
5:30 - Given that I've seen this EXACT story doing the rounds on Facebook in 2016 with Clinton's name there instead tells me that this is a copypasta lie 😂
6:58 is the most Roblox roleplay ahh story
Bro did not have to flash us💀😭😭
If your eyes turn red when you get angry you aren’t scary you just have conjunctivitis clean your eyes people
Holy fuck eyes jumpscare
I've been in a situation where I've challenged someone who was being really obnoxious on public transport. You absolutely cannot see or take in the reactions of everyone around you in that moment. So either these people are actively looking around for other people's approval during this challenge (weird and obviously attention seeking) or at the very least they're lying about the reaction to their behaviour to make themselves out to be the hero of the hour.
I used to get fed up with people crowding round the train door ready to get on, I would give a slight twist, so my backpack would give them a clout as I pushed through.
One day it was too much, so I stood in the train doorway and gave a lecture on clearing the way, so people could easily get off first.
No idea what other passengers thought about it, I did it for me.
Burgers and chips for tea, plus a George video to watch while I eat? 10/10
Imallex accusing Slazo be like
this happened, no joke guys it happened, he did that no joke.........
Ah yes, I say "You are my life blood" to my mother before I sleep.
3:56 scariest shit ive ever seen in my life
Hibachi is what Americans call teppanyaki because they don't care to check what words mean. Teppanyaki means "grilling on a hotplate," and it's when the guy barbeques your food on a large hotplate in front of you. Hibachi is a small, wood burning brazier used primarily for indoor heating, but you can put it under a metal grille to use like a barbeque if you really want.
Lmao no the Japanese owners name it that do you think we choose the name for restaurants we don't they call it a hibachi restaurant because it's just name for a Japanese restaurant there's a restaurant I used go to called hibachi buffet they didn't cook infront of you or use teppanyaki like and one that was actually a hibachi one called hibachi something and they used giant grill like things and and smelled like burnt wood I never ate at it but could see the kitchen from the back door when walking by
george, i had a dream about you last night for some odd reason. used to be an avid watcher in 2020 and my dream has brought me back lmao. oh yeah probably should mention, in the dream, you were bald.
He is
4:30 yeah the barista heard the entire coversation from the across the street in another building
I love George M, I wish British people were real :(
I wish we were too, living as a fictional character sucks
@@djw7141Real
I hate being eartheral, the tea just drops straight through
We are if you believe we are
Hey George I was just wondering if you could never take your sunglasses off on cam again as I’m not gonna be able to sleep tonight thanks 😂
Tell me why i almost screamed 3:56 😭😭😭
who ever is reading this hope you have a good day / night
Well, my 8-year-old has three masters degrees, was nominated for a noble prize, and is a werewolf.
So is mine but they're a unicorn
9:18 but did he tell you you were his life blood??
"Too meek to stand up to 5 18 y/o boys" the toughest warrior couldn't stand up to them, they are truly at the top of the foodchain
3:56 holy flip
3:55 JUMPSCARE
"You feel sick after about three or four spoonfuls" George, this may be because I was 17 at the time, and I'm American, but I once ate a quarter of a jar of Nutella in about 15 minutes
honestly that harvard story seems real, he was just messing with some harvard students lmao
It just makes him look extremely ignorant, IMO. I really don’t anyone would care, they’d just think he’s stupid.
It could be a real account, only of course they're not upset about Harvard not being recognised. They're just amused that they met an oik so dumb that he didn't know what it was.
George taking off his glasses is the scariest thing I've seen this week
Why on earth would you buy a jar of Nutella to eat in the security line?!?!
I've got to go to the ATM later. Perhaps I need to take a tub of peanut butter to eat whilst the cash is being counted 😂
700 views in 5 minutes. You're doing very well, George.
Omg jump scare warning for “you are my lifeblood” 😭
Honestly that jumpscare was so scary that it probably could get onto the list of scariest jumpscares ever.
(3:55)
I don’t think any human could even survive eating a whole jar of Nutella in one go
3:56 OH MY GOD
ive never seen a nutella jar capable of transforming into a can when it becomes empty, that story truly is crazy! waw!
2:42 - that is clearly just an ad for Cheap Flights Club
that eye jumpscare is horrendous george
3:57 jumpscare warning
3:57 AHHHHH HIS GLASSES 😟
Been subscribed to you for a while, keep it up!
I died twice before. But luckily i know CPR so i revived myself. But then i was hit by a car and broke both legs. I crawled home and dialled 999. I didn't need to go to Hospital, they just told me to rest, i used my own rehabilitaion method which was to walk one mile everyday until i could walk properly. Thankfully i'm still alive to twll you all my story
All true by the way 👌🏼
5:17 I would recognize Nick Adams (Alpha Male) anywhere. He’s (hopefully) satire.
Nah the Harvard ones kinda funny, cutting down egos
12:03 reads like an alan partridge bit
The first one is just bad parenting
3:56 im crying get her brown contacts
I love the stories about devoted children who eloquently profess their love and admiration for their parents at the age of like 7-10. I have a 9 year old son. He forgets I exist while I’m at work every day.
I went to Universal Studios theme park a couple years ago. We didn't actually go into the parks, just hung out in the little shopping area at the entrance, so I had a pocket knife on me. There was still security before the entrances, and when I saw that, I knew I was losing my knife. The car was like a 20 minute walk away, and the knife cost me 25 bucks, tops. The very young security guard nervously informed me that I would either need to return it to my car or he would have to confiscate it and I couldn't get it back. I think I blew his mind when I told him to just keep it. Lol. I hope he enjoyed it. It was a cool knife.
I cannot believe I was jumpscared by his eyes that I’ve seen before 😭
Bro he jump scared the life outta me
YOU HAVE EYES?! my world has been shattered
I believe the LeBron story. There has to be a few fourteen year olds with that name by now. I worked with Ryan Siechrest. I know, it's spelled differently, but the first time I heard his name on the intercom I thought it had to be a joke. Also seriously knew a truck driver named Neil Patrick Harris. That was a crazy coincidence. 😂
"SchlorgeM" this was a great video
When i was in kindergarten (32 years ago) i heard the teachers yapping about how some guy called "Andrew Tate" and the word "Alpha", me, being the most Alpherest person to be in the school at the time stood up and saluted n started singing the national anthem... Everyone clapped. Headass type stories
2:12 If she ate a whole jar of Nutella, her teeth would get completely dismantled. That stuff has about 2 grams of sugar per gram.
Also here's a fun fact: If you put Nutella in a microwave, you can cause a fire within minutes.
Do i just leave it in the microwave?
@@Dria_Ah You need to turn the microwave on.
@@yougoslavia oh that makes more sense
@@Dria_Ah From my experience, 30-60 seconds makes it produce lots of smoke.
@@yougoslavia thank you, that is very helpful in case i ever want to send a smoke signal to someone
Since we’re spilling secrets I’ll do one. Me and the guy who made the skibity we hanging around at the basketball court when out of no where lebron and bugs bunny come out and challenge us to a match. Being the sigma I am I accept and readily beat them. They were amazed and asked for an autograph, and after that I come up with the idea of skibity and it’s “creator” wanted ownership of it so I said pay me 20 bucks and you can have it. Still waiting on my 20 bucks 🤔🤨
Edit: thank for round of applause and prayers 🙏👏🙌😎
@4:14 you don’t introduce yourself if you’re just trying to find out if someone needs help. Liar.
💀
3:56 WT- NO WARNING-?????/hj (I am frightened by blue/gray eyes when the stare into my dang SOUL-)
Dog thing is definitely feasible, we had little shits throw fireworks at our dogs and horses every year.
The dog one is believable, unfortunately kids used to throw rocks over the fence at my dog where we used to live. I didn't scream all sorts of crazy shit at them other than to fuck off though so I don't know how much I believe that second part.
I'll give these people an A star for creative writing
the second one was actually funny though 😭 I would do that if someone was bragging about going to harvard
Emotional inc3st is so normalised, it's vile 🤢 even if you're lonely, you're a horrible parent if you project these kinds of needs onto the CHILD you're supposed to be raising, and you risk messing them up for life.
The Nutella story is just a stolen bit from 30 Rock lol
That milan pizza looks absolutely vile
Its hilarious when mundane people think we will believe the entire world would stop to watch whatever it was that theyre up too. 99 percent of people literally do not notice youre even there at the airport, and the one percent that do just wish you werent so the line was shorter.
Why did I actually get scared at that eye part 😭😭
I’ve heard so many times about the dog one I’ve seen multiple cats being shot with bee bee guns and thrown rocks at and purposely ran over I can’t believe it I worry that my neighbors would do that to my cats so I worry when they wanna explore it’s like do you know what could happen out there? And we live near a busy busy road and a train
I think I had a heart attack at the eye jumpscare
Are we just gna brush over the fact she bought an ENTIRE Nutella jar to eat??
3:56 this genuinely gave me a jumpscare
@7:14 - My mum and I were on a train one time reading our books, and a guy walks past and says in surprise “Oh! You’re reading?” Like…what else are you going to do on a boring train ride? So I can confirm stuff like that does happen, especially in my town where I’m one of the few people who actually knows how to read!
George M is goals
never take your glasses off again that SCARED me
I love how george just takes so many double takes in videos like these
9:40 sounds lile my little lad to be fair, I just tell him not to be a melt instead of posting it 😂
3:47 this is a future discord moderator
Day 5 of asking for we watched Friday night dinner
The eyes jumpscare
The fish hat story got me
I always struggle to find somthing good on the internet thank you George for entertaining and not like all those other maggots on the platform I love you and cam mate