[SFM] Meet The SpeedRun Freeman!

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  • Опубликовано: 17 сен 2024
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  • @TARINunit9
    @TARINunit9 5 лет назад +6205

    "He won't last five minutes on foot!"
    He won't NEED five minutes on foot

    • @NotExplosive
      @NotExplosive 5 лет назад +294

      If i recall correctly that's an actual joke in the HL2 speedrun community. Highway 17 takes less than 5 minutes without the car lol

    • @weirdogiant6886
      @weirdogiant6886 5 лет назад +14

      Exactly...

    • @hilmiakgunlu1036
      @hilmiakgunlu1036 5 лет назад

      3. Reply

    • @zeinabali2340
      @zeinabali2340 5 лет назад +1

      Fuck You Bitch

    • @ThatBeePerson
      @ThatBeePerson 5 лет назад +19

      @@zeinabali2340 these replies went from 1 to 100 real quick

  • @plasmatic3223
    @plasmatic3223 4 года назад +5083

    *sees Gordon fly away on pallet*
    “I am glad there’s no kids around to see this.”

  • @Beamer490
    @Beamer490 4 года назад +2488

    “Follow Freeman!”
    *gordon proceeds to go Mach 1 and destroy the Citadel on impact*

  • @account8494
    @account8494 3 года назад +969

    I can hear DeSinc say: “So you what you want to do is backhop straight into this ramp surface, now airstrafe into this body of water.”

    • @Pihsrosnec
      @Pihsrosnec 3 года назад +62

      "In this section there's a lot of zombies"
      _long pause_
      "yeah I don't really like zombies"
      _reality shatters_

    • @SyndicateOperative
      @SyndicateOperative 2 года назад

      I was enjoying this video, and now you've ruined it by reminding me of that nasaly teenager. Goddamnit.

    • @razvanvladutandrei4749
      @razvanvladutandrei4749 2 года назад +17

      @@SyndicateOperative bruh

    • @scottl.1568
      @scottl.1568 2 года назад +1

      and do a 360-turn, always....

    • @thatoneguyfromblackmesa
      @thatoneguyfromblackmesa 4 месяца назад

      @@SyndicateOperative :nerd:

  • @jacqass
    @jacqass 4 года назад +636

    Father Grigori: *screaming in agony*
    RUclipss auto generated captions: [Music]

    • @deadmemes21
      @deadmemes21 3 года назад +8

      sums up subtitles

    • @allanmasanegra9523
      @allanmasanegra9523 3 года назад +2

      😂

    • @saberchampion3339
      @saberchampion3339 3 года назад

      @@pitiantifriz when you said I hate you but shut up please

    • @saberchampion3339
      @saberchampion3339 3 года назад

      @@pitiantifriz it also doesn’t make sense because you just posted a fucking cringe video and also here’s a message from Gandhi himself जाओ प्रतिबद्ध मरो

    • @KrinX-n1l
      @KrinX-n1l 9 месяцев назад +5

      Caption took "sounds like music to my ear" to another level 💀

  • @someoneofsomething
    @someoneofsomething 4 года назад +5904

    This just proves that G-man was wrong when he said you wouldn't need "all that" to imprison Gordon Freeman

    • @markmcgehee3864
      @markmcgehee3864 4 года назад +246

      Yeah he can just use his phase shift and reality buster moves to fly on any object at any speed

    • @anonylemon9823
      @anonylemon9823 4 года назад +194

      Cuz “all that” is not enough you would need EVEN MORE to imprison Gordon Freeman

    • @imatree4015
      @imatree4015 4 года назад +68

      Most of these are just prop tricks, so lock him in a room with nothing and he's captured

    • @antoniodicristo5746
      @antoniodicristo5746 4 года назад +1

      Cx

    • @noidTV
      @noidTV 4 года назад +23

      Gladiros of Ix he was right. Just put glue everywhere so he gets stuck if he tries to backhop, and don’t leave any pallets in a 50 mile radius.

  • @fennikk5810
    @fennikk5810 5 лет назад +3498

    "When this is all over... I'm gonna *mate* "
    "Would you stop lookin' at me like that?"
    "You feel it? *I feel it.* "

  • @puppet4978
    @puppet4978 5 лет назад +2395

    Freeman's First Laws of Physics: jumping in mid air makes you fly in extreme speed
    Freeman's Second Laws of Physics: Jumping on a barrel while grabbing makes you elevate higher and possibly out of reality

    • @vodamiinurl1337
      @vodamiinurl1337 4 года назад +30

      Freeman's third law: do not miss.

    • @KittycatKye
      @KittycatKye 4 года назад +23

      @@vodamiinurl1337 Freeman's fourth law: Gasoline makes you fly like superman.

    • @BPKPhoenix
      @BPKPhoenix 4 года назад +10

      "You really don't have to do anything, just fly away on this... piece of barrel..." -DeSinc

    • @aweseome245
      @aweseome245 4 года назад +6

      Well he is a theoretical physicist

    • @bluberry3297
      @bluberry3297 4 года назад +3

      Freemans 3rd law crouching then jumpong straight after makes your speed elevate

  • @chitoking1549
    @chitoking1549 3 года назад +543

    Gordon: *literally flies to the 8th dimension*
    Alyx: "Good throw!"

    • @Suiciniv13444
      @Suiciniv13444 Год назад +5

      Im the only to comment at a 234 liked coment

  • @johnsmithy6354
    @johnsmithy6354 3 года назад +401

    When the valve handle dropped I thought, "wow that's kind of stupid" then it showed the old half-life intro logo and I lol'ed hard. Well done dude.

  • @sviatoslavs.1305
    @sviatoslavs.1305 5 лет назад +2452

    0:59
    Freeman: *[keeps flying]*
    Some NPC: "I'm glad there's no kids around to see this."
    Maybe the best SFM video that explains what is speedrunning.

    • @freedom-man
      @freedom-man 5 лет назад +38

      ya good thing no kids was there to see that or kids try that too

    • @sviatoslavs.1305
      @sviatoslavs.1305 5 лет назад +20

      @@freedom-man
      At least we can be sure there will be no kids who will try this at home.

    • @mosquitocommming1402
      @mosquitocommming1402 5 лет назад +13

      I'm glad there's no HL2players around to see this

    • @sviatoslavs.1305
      @sviatoslavs.1305 5 лет назад +10

      @@mosquitocommming1402
      Too late.
      I am here.

    • @morrigan7038
      @morrigan7038 5 лет назад +11

      Kind of ironic. Kids think speedrunners dont use cheats

  • @vaguedream1532
    @vaguedream1532 4 года назад +2823

    3:30 half life alyx

    • @leta8147
      @leta8147 4 года назад +16

      @captain and his friends :P heh

    • @gianlu018
      @gianlu018 4 года назад +9

      @captain and his friends :P Poor Idiot

    • @silviathesylveon9866
      @silviathesylveon9866 4 года назад +11

      He did it for Brickistan

    • @plexit893
      @plexit893 4 года назад +5

      Its half life 2 gameplay idiots...

    • @ananan9172
      @ananan9172 4 года назад +19

      @@plexit893 r/woooosh

  • @adirblazkowics7717
    @adirblazkowics7717 5 лет назад +6044

    Are you sure this isn't actual gameplay? This looks alot like DeSinc's work...

    • @wehrmacht1337
      @wehrmacht1337 5 лет назад +58

      TRUE :DDD

    • @rgstever
      @rgstever 5 лет назад +294

      Nah, DeSinc uses reverse bunny hops. This dude is using the older glitches.

    • @wehrmacht1337
      @wehrmacht1337 5 лет назад +86

      @@rgstever DeSinc used them too, in one video.... -.-.

    • @mopoerapesminecraft
      @mopoerapesminecraft 5 лет назад +78

      not fast enough and not enough world record delaying shenanigans to be DeSinc

    • @adirblazkowics7717
      @adirblazkowics7717 5 лет назад +8

      Oh, yeah that makes sense.

  • @tomissuspiciousdisgusting7367
    @tomissuspiciousdisgusting7367 4 года назад +1661

    Combine: hey look its freeman-
    Freeman: *fazes through them*
    Combine:.. I feel violated..

  • @SofaKingGasPriceSpike
    @SofaKingGasPriceSpike 3 года назад +156

    I love how everyone is telling Gordon to catch up when he's the one thats making all of them eat dust

  • @necdet5909
    @necdet5909 5 лет назад +1052

    7:18 "hey its freeman lets follow him"

    • @CaptainSpycrab
      @CaptainSpycrab 4 года назад +48

      *[everyone grabs a pallet]*

    • @sulee16081
      @sulee16081 4 года назад +18

      @@CaptainSpycrab *tons of wooden prop sound*

    • @oboll6064
      @oboll6064 4 года назад +13

      Gossip spreads pretty fast in City 17 if they immediately knew that Freeman was known for using pallets to fly everywhere.

    • @TinyDeskEngineer
      @TinyDeskEngineer 3 года назад +7

      "Hey it's freeman let's all fly through the air on wooden pallets at over Mach 3 and crash into the Citadel until it collapses"

    • @fuze7885
      @fuze7885 3 года назад +4

      "deja vu"

  • @demitrischoenwald1436
    @demitrischoenwald1436 5 лет назад +644

    I can imagine it's so much easier to animate a speedrunning Freeman since all he does is crouch and speed his way through maps at mach 5

  • @erspanishcpt
    @erspanishcpt 5 лет назад +1146

    "Hey guys, DeSinc here..."

    • @UranG9630
      @UranG9630 5 лет назад +29

      I'm dissapointed a bit because the sniper part is always just skipped with abh. DeSinc made the avoiding bullets skit, which would've fit perfectly.

    • @subsetgamingyt9524
      @subsetgamingyt9524 5 лет назад +13

      UranG9630 today we’re going to be watching our first hentai

    • @ХасЖуб
      @ХасЖуб 5 лет назад +5

      No Allan here

    • @memememe-el1pv
      @memememe-el1pv 5 лет назад +3

      Reverse accelerated backhop

    • @YuriMeoDeos
      @YuriMeoDeos 5 лет назад +2

      YOU HAVE 666 LIKES...HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED

  • @MissingNo0001
    @MissingNo0001 Год назад +100

    5:42 that entire scene is clever as heck

    • @Jar-Vids
      @Jar-Vids 9 месяцев назад +8

      Valver Grigori

  • @stomyed22
    @stomyed22 4 года назад +126

    8:10 gordon freeman enabled the pure energy of barney and channeled it to instantly disintegrate breen

  • @RpgBlasterRpg
    @RpgBlasterRpg 5 лет назад +674

    4:07 *Gman Will Remember This*

    • @longjohn7992
      @longjohn7992 4 года назад +13

      why hello there
      Gman : *Dr freeeemaaaan I will not allow this*
      Gordon: *Says Fuck you telepathically*

    • @dankcitrus42
      @dankcitrus42 4 года назад +5

      So that's the real reason why Gordon was fired

  • @trevalonn2448
    @trevalonn2448 4 года назад +468

    Gordan freeman: *casually walks in with a plank and floats away*
    Random stranger: what did I do to deserve this

    • @connordervoncyberlifegesen8529
      @connordervoncyberlifegesen8529 4 года назад +1

      Trevalon N *Gordon*

    • @trevalonn2448
      @trevalonn2448 4 года назад

      @@connordervoncyberlifegesen8529 oh I actually kept thinking that they were saying Morgan. Thanks for finding my mistake

    • @connordervoncyberlifegesen8529
      @connordervoncyberlifegesen8529 4 года назад

      Trevalon N no problem

    • @accountdisbanded
      @accountdisbanded 3 года назад

      Minecraft Floating Boat Physics.
      - What did I do to deserve this?
      Literally flies away...
      - I hope there are no kids to see this
      - I can't believe this day has finally come.

  • @GarbagePaleK1d
    @GarbagePaleK1d 5 лет назад +375

    "When this is all over Im going to mate" - Citizen 203

    • @veziusthethird
      @veziusthethird 5 лет назад +18

      "..." - A dead person I found on the streets yesterday

    • @LCOfficerUNIT097
      @LCOfficerUNIT097 5 лет назад +25

      "I'm glad no kids are around to see this."

    • @brom9848
      @brom9848 5 лет назад +11

      Will you stop looking at me like that?

    • @ForsternTheProtogen
      @ForsternTheProtogen 5 лет назад +3

      could you stop looking at me like that -Citizen 204

    • @hodayfa000h
      @hodayfa000h 2 года назад

      you mean 20xx right?

  • @TheRandomRager
    @TheRandomRager 4 года назад +90

    5:52 I died laughing XD 😂😂😂

    • @mrchavi2925
      @mrchavi2925 4 года назад +6

      I died of a panic attack

    • @TheRandomRager
      @TheRandomRager 4 года назад +5

      *[insert a quick "oh no" with that robot voice used in MLG stuff*

    • @ITSMOTORIDER
      @ITSMOTORIDER 3 года назад +2

      Why you laughing this too horror AND YES I AM TOLDING FROM HEAVEN BECAUSE OF THIS HORROR THING

    • @noname323
      @noname323 2 года назад +4

      6:54 but this one..

  • @KooshaKarimi
    @KooshaKarimi 3 года назад +36

    I occasionally come back and rewtach this.
    It feels just as legendary as the first time.

  • @literallybacon7720
    @literallybacon7720 5 лет назад +464

    8:07 “Hello there.”

  • @stefanm.734
    @stefanm.734 4 года назад +725

    1:55 "She's debeaked and completely harmless."
    *Clearly has claws*

    • @h5skb4ru41
      @h5skb4ru41 4 года назад +46

      I mean, it can't bite onto a head and latch on to control it

    • @Raudent
      @Raudent 4 года назад +16

      looks very intended...

    • @yawarakairazar175
      @yawarakairazar175 4 года назад +10

      it just holds ur shoulders so it stays on ur head

    • @foldervtolvr
      @foldervtolvr 4 года назад +17

      Also this isn’t a mess up because Llammar has a custom model.

    • @stefanm.734
      @stefanm.734 4 года назад +2

      @@foldervtolvr I'm aware this was intentional. I was just pointing it out.

  • @844box
    @844box 5 лет назад +1137

    5:47 - How Valve got their logo

    • @hubril7921
      @hubril7921 5 лет назад +14

      lol

    • @xinomixi1404
      @xinomixi1404 5 лет назад +24

      Thats looks creepy. Hmmm.

    • @ntfunit2359
      @ntfunit2359 4 года назад +16

      Close, and hilarious lol
      The original logo for Half Life 2 Alpha was that actually. The turning head etc.

    • @Memedog27
      @Memedog27 4 года назад +8

      When I saw that I thought it was going to “snake? snake! SNAAAAAAAKEE!!!

    • @littleman9420
      @littleman9420 4 года назад +4

      Hhaahahahha

  • @internationaldogepolice5262
    @internationaldogepolice5262 3 года назад +116

    I think the HEV suit mean:
    H=Hecking
    E:eating
    V:Voltage microwave Suit

  • @Uncoool_Loser
    @Uncoool_Loser 3 года назад +44

    "If we don't finish the game in the next minute we won't beat the best-"
    "Time, Doctor Freeman?"

  • @p3n157
    @p3n157 4 года назад +828

    8:11 "The right man in the right place makes all the differences."

    • @Idkwhatiam
      @Idkwhatiam 4 года назад +32

      Thousand years of pain
      Yea its a Naruto reference

    • @nevermorfist2434
      @nevermorfist2434 4 года назад +2

      Тысячелетняя боль)

    • @therobot1080
      @therobot1080 4 года назад +2

      Fist master

    • @KnightoftheSorryFace
      @KnightoftheSorryFace 4 года назад +1

      Wrong place, you mean

    • @silEseal.
      @silEseal. 3 года назад +3

      The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world*

  • @kafelkan1482
    @kafelkan1482 5 лет назад +453

    The wrong man in the wrong place, can make all the difference in the world.
    Yeah especially if he is a speedrunner...

    • @snakinatrix4435
      @snakinatrix4435 5 лет назад +13

      The quote is "The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world"

  • @МихаилНескажатович
    @МихаилНескажатович 5 лет назад +3600

    0/10 not enough accelerated backhopping

    • @DBArtsCreators
      @DBArtsCreators 5 лет назад +151

      It's your Freaking BACKHOPPER!

    • @WhoThisMonkey
      @WhoThisMonkey 5 лет назад +32

      @@DBArtsCreators
      Haha underrated comment

    • @nova6902
      @nova6902 5 лет назад +44

      Bro its an old engine run chill man.

    • @JukesMcGee
      @JukesMcGee 5 лет назад +22

      Please tell me DeSinc has seen this.

    • @gorgeousfreeman4836
      @gorgeousfreeman4836 5 лет назад +7

      I approve this video.

  • @TheRandomRager
    @TheRandomRager 4 года назад +85

    0:55 "what did I do to deserve this?"

  • @CartisTheMemegod
    @CartisTheMemegod 3 года назад +41

    2:09
    gorgeous freeman is that you?

  • @Bolloxed
    @Bolloxed 6 лет назад +5276

    Brilliant!!

  • @ulgeraltntas6059
    @ulgeraltntas6059 5 лет назад +936

    5:50 And that's how ValVe's logo was made lol

    • @archerhomewal1129
      @archerhomewal1129 4 года назад +13

      Lol I'M DEAD

    • @AliEmir123
      @AliEmir123 4 года назад +10

      alla alla

    • @kenshir00
      @kenshir00 4 года назад +18

      fun fact: the monk is the guy in the valve intro

    • @abandonedlmao9433
      @abandonedlmao9433 4 года назад +4

      @@kenshir00 no the man is coach

    • @corslyn
      @corslyn 4 года назад +6

      @@kenshir00 fun fact : it's false

  • @racer927
    @racer927 5 лет назад +196

    I just love how Gordon's movements match actual speed runs like the way he slow-mo jumps over the railing in the teleporter portion.
    6:04 No fancy dark energy pulse weapon, just a .338 Lapua rifle made by some gunsmiths in a shed (initially, anyway).

  • @rooty_rootz
    @rooty_rootz 3 года назад +45

    2:57 made me laugh SOOO hard, it's completely accurate

  • @Chris-iw7tq
    @Chris-iw7tq 2 года назад +10

    2:08 : you unveiled the whole reality today 😂😂😂
    4:06 : most disrespectful part 🤣🤣

  • @bigshot7504
    @bigshot7504 6 лет назад +608

    5:45 to 6:00 genius

  • @Magnus-gh8gp
    @Magnus-gh8gp 4 года назад +392

    6:54 this entire scene always has me dying XD

    • @SoldierGaming_
      @SoldierGaming_ 4 года назад +12

      INCOMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGGG

    • @GreatNorthernUnofficialChannel
      @GreatNorthernUnofficialChannel 3 года назад +2

      What does the horn come from?

    • @crazedmerc7173
      @crazedmerc7173 3 года назад

      @@GreatNorthernUnofficialChannel the horn from the train or the horn that plays when Gordon is running?

    • @noname323
      @noname323 2 года назад +1

      @@GreatNorthernUnofficialChannel this is razor train horn

    • @Anvil1137
      @Anvil1137 2 года назад

      @@SoldierGaming_ INCOMMMMMMMM2003IIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGGG

  • @savawhatever3092
    @savawhatever3092 5 лет назад +230

    Freeman:shoots gravity gun and goes out of space-time
    Alyx: nice shot!

  • @legopasteyt
    @legopasteyt 2 года назад +9

    Seeing this just makes me remember the good old days of 2015 Gmod animations. Great watch.

  • @FrancisHD
    @FrancisHD 3 года назад +9

    Resistance: Wait, we'll come with you!
    Gordon (in Moriarty's voice): *No you won't!*

  • @NichijouStudio
    @NichijouStudio 5 лет назад +1464

    i can hear "Hey guys DeSinc here."
    come out nowhere
    Edit : woah this first time I got more than 10 likes
    Edit2 : oh dear lord it almost 1k ? I can die in peace now

  • @Madmario2006
    @Madmario2006 5 лет назад +270

    *DeSinc wants to know your location*

    • @casp175a4
      @casp175a4 5 лет назад +3

      @@zeinabali2340 calm down its was just joke lets just calm down alright

    • @ucube16
      @ucube16 5 лет назад +1

      @@zeinabali2340 man r u ok

    • @deaconblackwood6785
      @deaconblackwood6785 5 лет назад

      Zeinab Ali Shut up you fool

    • @npc_combine_s
      @npc_combine_s 5 лет назад

      @@zeinabali2340 r/youngpeopleyoutube

    • @nezox7811
      @nezox7811 5 лет назад +1

      you fool

  • @frontierdustice
    @frontierdustice 4 года назад +113

    Time, Mr Freeman? Is it really that time again? It seems like we’ve only just begun.

  • @thechosenone9910
    @thechosenone9910 3 года назад +20

    That damn train was the only thing that ever killed me in HL2.

  • @protectoman9150
    @protectoman9150 3 года назад +15

    3:20 SCREW THE CROWBAR, GOTTA GO FAST

    • @ZackSBruh
      @ZackSBruh 2 года назад +2

      Hey Gordon! I think you drop this back in bl oh!..sh!t!!!

    • @olivesouch6423
      @olivesouch6423 Год назад +1

      Sonic the Hedgehog: That's my line!

  • @hmasterchaos8700
    @hmasterchaos8700 4 года назад +124

    0:54 “I’LL GET YOU ONE DAY SPIDER-MAN!!!”

  • @AllanOfficial
    @AllanOfficial 5 лет назад +1974

    hahahah GJ xD

    • @HL2AWPP
      @HL2AWPP  5 лет назад +97

      hahaXD love your speedrun videos!

    • @KINKERSmur
      @KINKERSmur 5 лет назад +20

      О привет)

    • @gildun
      @gildun 5 лет назад +19

      у меня появилась ГЕНИАЛЬНЕЙШАЯ идея за спидрань css

    • @gildun
      @gildun 5 лет назад +4

      @СЛАВА РОССИИ СЛАВА СССР так я тебе и говорю чтобы он за спидранил css :D

    • @alexrus8142
      @alexrus8142 5 лет назад +1

      алан здоров

  • @cj00785
    @cj00785 5 лет назад +144

    Awesome! It's probably the vision of the NPCs when someone is speedrunning Half life

    • @HL2AWPP
      @HL2AWPP  5 лет назад +13

      Yeah, that's what it means!

  • @OskarasM1998
    @OskarasM1998 3 года назад +13

    my video card when I play cyberpunk 2077 6:41

  • @DonVito18
    @DonVito18 3 года назад +10

    "What did i do to deserve this?"
    Also him earlier: *talks about mating*

  • @aguyonacomputer2264
    @aguyonacomputer2264 5 лет назад +254

    3:54 airboat_freeman.mdl

    • @Karou812
      @Karou812 5 лет назад +3

      I almost chocked

    • @user-sv9ni4cj7k
      @user-sv9ni4cj7k 5 лет назад +5

      steam/steamapps/common/Half-Life 2/hl2/hl2beta/models/airboat_freeman.mdl

    • @ДедПердед-е7м
      @ДедПердед-е7м 5 лет назад +1

      @@makiropnormal о! русский!

    • @ntfunit2359
      @ntfunit2359 5 лет назад +1

      Cæn yøu støp tælking in rnssįæn

    • @MrDeeb00
      @MrDeeb00 3 года назад +1

      @@Karou812 Same
      Never laughed to death like this

  • @mobilegames144
    @mobilegames144 5 лет назад +28

    7:08 meet the cheater Freeman

  • @abobler
    @abobler 5 лет назад +33

    6:26 shit, thats a grenade!

  • @arthurkurbedzis
    @arthurkurbedzis 3 года назад +19

    (4:25) Just like Jesus in his best age.

    • @iamjustafisj
      @iamjustafisj Месяц назад

      extraordinary powers... the second coming... this jesus allegory is getting quite literal

  • @ovseer7230
    @ovseer7230 3 года назад +4

    Best enjoyed after seeing an actual speed run of the game...
    Absolutely brilliant! 10/10

  • @Samuello2024
    @Samuello2024 4 года назад +71

    3:30 That Looks Like A Real Cutscene, would fit this scene if HL2 "cutscenes" weren't free roam.

    • @chocofrolik834
      @chocofrolik834 2 года назад +9

      VALVe tries to never put cutscenes in their games though, at least not ones that take away control from the player

  • @AmbrossDTuyay
    @AmbrossDTuyay 4 года назад +22

    5:53
    Valve: WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE IT FREAKING DOWN!

  • @lolmen3949
    @lolmen3949 5 лет назад +126

    6:08 aim detected

  • @masscreationbroadcasts
    @masscreationbroadcasts 2 года назад +4

    "Doctor Freeman? You've made it here this quickly?"
    No kidding. We got like 30km in 2 minutes.

  • @Hjoerleif
    @Hjoerleif 3 года назад +2

    Absolute. Masterpiece. Well done! I don't understand how people can dislike this

  • @racepace2114
    @racepace2114 5 лет назад +93

    *jumps out of window* instantly a speedrun pro

  • @koin176
    @koin176 4 года назад +74

    1:35 You can do something similar in Skyrim to skip some dialogue. You just have to collide with them while sprinting. It was really useful to get past npc to npc conversations.

  • @TheRealestApex
    @TheRealestApex 5 лет назад +277

    DeSinc in a nutshell

    • @NerdyHillbilly
      @NerdyHillbilly 5 лет назад +5

      I see you are well, educated

    • @wamboi4538
      @wamboi4538 5 лет назад +2

      ah i see youre a man of culture as well

  • @mateusz_0
    @mateusz_0 3 года назад +13

    1:16 that sound ws just perfect

  • @7davidb
    @7davidb 2 года назад +4

    I'm sure a speedrunner could confirm this is 100% accurate.

  • @wyguysecondary
    @wyguysecondary 5 лет назад +18

    An accurate description of HL2 speedruns. Even the camera angles mean something because the camera goes insane in every single speedrun until you can't see where they are.

  • @hzdrt
    @hzdrt 4 года назад +62

    1:04 about that beer i owed-

    • @Quenical
      @Quenical 3 года назад +3

      *proceeds to vandalise an entire top floor of an apartment within several seconds*

    • @Midoo1
      @Midoo1 3 года назад +1

      Oh hey i found you randomly

  • @OFFICEGUY_MAIN
    @OFFICEGUY_MAIN 5 лет назад +119

    Classic HL2 gameplay. Nothing unusual!

    • @user-fl3cl6kf8d
      @user-fl3cl6kf8d 5 лет назад

      Русский да?

    • @OFFICEGUY_MAIN
      @OFFICEGUY_MAIN 5 лет назад

      Ассасин Круть а?

    • @herznait
      @herznait 5 лет назад

      Unusual hat

    • @St-bh5oz
      @St-bh5oz 4 года назад

      Я думал я один тут русский спидраннер...

  • @placeholder_0014
    @placeholder_0014 Год назад +3

    after 4 years, its still a masterpiece.

  • @Thorninjag
    @Thorninjag 5 месяцев назад +2

    This is the funniest stuff ever! 🤣🤣

  • @cheff4529
    @cheff4529 5 лет назад +130

    1:51 extra lamar? in the background? hmmm...

    • @declantecho1717
      @declantecho1717 5 лет назад +23

      Jayoosh Man considering that the “Lamar” in the foreground wasn’t debeaked and was hostile, I think that the Lamar in the background was the real Lamar

    • @SirCheeseEater
      @SirCheeseEater 5 лет назад +3

      * Lamarr

    • @declantecho1717
      @declantecho1717 5 лет назад +3

      Vomit Worthy Medic Main thanks

  • @pepniy34
    @pepniy34 5 лет назад +51

    8:12 OH EEE!

  • @flamesoflove.e
    @flamesoflove.e 5 лет назад +332

    5:52 I tried to skip it wtf

    • @darksoulmaster3254
      @darksoulmaster3254 5 лет назад +21

      Why would you try to skip a masterpiece....

    • @zoulezz9845
      @zoulezz9845 5 лет назад +6

      no_vid

    • @wolfensteinx
      @wolfensteinx 5 лет назад

      this logo Valve half life 3 intro
      hélf life its deep game ♥

    • @Toxic_trap11
      @Toxic_trap11 4 года назад

      @@wolfensteinx you mean at 6:00?

  • @TemmieTheCat12345
    @TemmieTheCat12345 4 года назад +3

    Barney: Theres no time to waste here Gordon!
    Gorden Freeman: Yes

  • @dyingscarlet
    @dyingscarlet 3 года назад +2

    3:48 *VERY fast freeman hl2 trimping at incredible hihg speed*

  • @victorarellanopena3836
    @victorarellanopena3836 4 года назад +125

    This really shows how SpeedRunners are:
    -use explosives or anything that glitches with the barrier sistema to take total speed
    and start drifting through platforms and walls
    -skip scenes runnings the most you can to get to the goal
    -making the game glitch a bit to get launched to the goal trying to push a Wall, entity or item
    every game has their own physics engine but with lots of differences
    half life has one that makes the game look realistic but it still not perfect and glitches sometimes, to the SpeedRunners
    is a key.

  • @hallow66n
    @hallow66n 5 лет назад +84

    5:47 how valve got their logo lol

  • @arcticridge
    @arcticridge 5 лет назад +255

    0:41 DeSinc

  • @bambeemiller6929
    @bambeemiller6929 4 года назад +15

    5:02 what a Karen

  • @ThatOnionispog
    @ThatOnionispog 4 года назад +6

    “When all this is over... I’m gonna mate.”
    Random guy in whatever time

  • @jeromej1234
    @jeromej1234 4 года назад +42

    5:20 there’s an actual old school HEV station panel there in hl2

  • @mateosuarez1536
    @mateosuarez1536 5 лет назад +36

    4:04 I'm crying XDDDDDDD

  • @mosquitocommming1402
    @mosquitocommming1402 5 лет назад +106

    You should change the title of this video
    'Halflife2 speedrun in 8:47

    • @HL2AWPP
      @HL2AWPP  5 лет назад +5

      good idea XD

    • @PvZPlaying
      @PvZPlaying 5 лет назад +1

      Of course, it's world record

  • @matthewmorrison9700
    @matthewmorrison9700 Год назад +3

    This is the most 2013 level 2019 animation I've ever seen.

  • @goofygoober2382
    @goofygoober2382 4 года назад +11

    That Gman slap kills me every time

  • @GOCAC
    @GOCAC 5 лет назад +51

    sometimes i imagine a random guy bunnyhopping and flying irl

    • @wehrmacht1337
      @wehrmacht1337 5 лет назад +2

      In school we make fun of BHop with my friends, we are "doing" it IRL :DD

    • @tedwink6652
      @tedwink6652 5 лет назад +4

      And when you gonna met him this guy will say: Hello De'sinc here and today we going to beat real-life

    • @declantecho1717
      @declantecho1717 5 лет назад

      “First you’re gonna wanna take the money you got from that “lemonade, sandwich, and makeshift toy’ stand to buy this grabby stick thing and use it to climb up into the ceiling. From here you can access this maintenance area and use the grabby stick to gather some scrap and tools to quickly make and attach some simple electromagnets to it to turn it into a magneto-stick. Then just vault out the window, perform a basic wall run off the adjacent building, and swing on this streetlight then land in this pile of cardboard boxes. In the pile you can find a group of soda cans and some string you can use to tie them together. After tying them up you can use the soda bundle to perform a quasi-“use-hop” with your magneto-stick. This combined with a bunnyhop can create an accelerated bunnyhop, which you will use to propel yourself down the alleyway. Here you will encounter a criminal gang. First you’ll wanna use your magneto-stick to throw the soda bundle at one of the crooks while doing a 360 jump off his/her head and grab their gun. Then fire at the other crooks and, while they are distracted/ tending to wounds/dead, take one of their makeshift “trikes” and ride it while using the magneto-stick to propel yourself. From here it should be smooth sailing from here to your workplace. I would suggest you watch some videos on tips and tricks for how to get your job done quicker and better (sadly I can’t give you these facts because I don’t know your job). After leaving work (early because of those tips and tricks), you can use your earned money to buy groceries. For this, use the makeshift “trike” and magneto-stick to get to the store as quickly as possible. When at the store, ABH to buy your groceries as quickly as possible. Then just accelerated makeshift “trike” your way home”
      I spent way to lonh on this instaed of doing homework dats important plz appreciate

    • @pa4uJIa1337
      @pa4uJIa1337 5 лет назад +1

      Wehrmacht Soldier rip legs

    • @borgkingerei6993
      @borgkingerei6993 5 лет назад

      ruclips.net/video/jIf9mcH6C4g/видео.html

  • @TheFlodyo
    @TheFlodyo 6 лет назад +72

    I hope this gets alot of views its amazing

    • @HL2AWPP
      @HL2AWPP  6 лет назад +1

      Thanks!

    • @TheFlodyo
      @TheFlodyo 5 лет назад +1

      @@HL2AWPP Congratz for over 100k views, it would be awesome to see a black mesa speedrun maybe in the future

    • @HL2AWPP
      @HL2AWPP  5 лет назад +1

      @@TheFlodyo Thank you! I am really excited!

    • @HL2AWPP
      @HL2AWPP  5 лет назад +1

      @@TheFlodyo But Black mesa maps maybe be a difficult problem to me, because most of maps can't be loaded normally...

    • @TheFlodyo
      @TheFlodyo 4 года назад

      @@HL2AWPP After 1 year I returned to say, the really first i saw this you had like 50 views now you are almost at 1M, yet again congratz!

  • @retrozeru
    @retrozeru 5 лет назад +54

    *Omfg the end Is just fabulous!* xD

  • @WeedCop
    @WeedCop 4 года назад +12

    How most people play the game:
    How i play the game: taking way to long, going back and forth, spending way to long in city 17 in the beginning, and achievement hunting.

  • @yagiz.20
    @yagiz.20 4 года назад +15

    2:38 Unusual Headcrab!1!1

    • @iamjustafisj
      @iamjustafisj Месяц назад

      -Hello Freeman, my name is Aroused.

  • @Zero2HeroX
    @Zero2HeroX 5 лет назад +12

    Combine: Pick up that can
    Gordon: *ZA WARUDO*

  • @TrueKyanite
    @TrueKyanite 5 лет назад +34

    Most accurate representation of Half-Life 2 Done Quicker

    • @Reloaded2111
      @Reloaded2111 5 лет назад

      representation* ?

    • @TrueKyanite
      @TrueKyanite 5 лет назад

      Reloaded2111 engrish is not me firsty languago :)

    • @TrueKyanite
      @TrueKyanite 5 лет назад

      Alexd_Stark English :3

  • @DJL3G3ND
    @DJL3G3ND 5 лет назад +56

    7:03 lol you can really faintly hear that AAH sound from the mafia city ads (well of course, its not FROM there, but its in them)

  • @ltpuggles5762
    @ltpuggles5762 3 года назад +2

    Combine: captured earth in seven hours
    Gordon: eight minutes

  • @sascha495
    @sascha495 Год назад +1

    Eli:"Gordon?! How did you get here this fast?"
    Gordon:"Physics😏"