How to be a Joseph Joestar: 1. Get hamon so good with less training even tought ur father didnt have any idea about hamon and more than your mother probably had at that time 2.Be a really prank and jokey character 3. Not good at shapeshifting 4.Have luck (hell a lot) and realise it quickly (also guess next lines) 5.Get trained by a woman who made u had hard time for reason 6.Train ...but only 1 month 7.Defeat one of the pillar men and dont even realise his f*ucking brain is on your back 8.Peep on your teacher and find her body "NICE" 9.Get ur bro killed and shout "SHIIIIIIZAAA" 10.Challange other pillar mens 11.Realise that the body u called nice is 50 YEARS OLD 12.Defeat other pillar man with strategy....also luck 13.See ur teacher fight the last pillar man and lose because of cheating (also see her legs used as a guitar ?) 14. NINGERUNDAYOOO 15.Defeat the lost pillar man who was literlly invincible by luck (a luck that would be seen as over 9000 if it was read by a scouter) 16.Learn that your teacher was acctually your mother also realise u peeped on ur mother at bath and tought that her body was nice (and you will not forget it for your whole life) ________________________________ |Next part.unlocked for 2 likes ->| ----------------------------------------------------- Edit: Ow boi we reached 2 likes guess its time for old joseph
How to be Old Joseph Joestar: 1.Cheat on your wife at your birthday at japan 2. Be racist only to japanese people because your little daughter married one 3.Get "Hermit Purple" 4. Realise that ur grandfather's body was stolen by a man called Dio 5. Find a new freind called "Mohammed Avdol" 6. Go to japan to see your daughter and your grandson 7. Realise that your grandson's stand is f*cking busted (also he is in prison) 8. See your daughter in a immense pain because of Dio's curse 9. Learn that Dio is in Egypt 10. Travel to Egypt by plane eventually it is under attack by a stand user , your teamm8 killed the stand user altough the pilot is dead and you need to fly it , and u screwed it 11. Travel town by town , while ur teammate and your grandson defeating the other stand users 12. THERE IS A F*CKING STAND GROWING ON YOUR ARM 13. You used your stand and killed the stand by CUTTING IT TO PIECES AND THEN DESTROY IT WITH HAMON ! 14. Back to sit back on your chair and watch your grandson demolish others 15. OH NO 16. A stand user used their stand on you if you even punch him u will get damaged more 17. Use your stand and others help to defeat the stand ! 18. WE ARE FINALLY ON EGYPT ! 19. 9 Egyptian gods are attacking 20. One of them used their stand on you which caused you to ehm ehm .... with your friend 21. Altough u managed to defeat the user 22. Time to defeat Dio 23. Dio is so strong and punches everyone on their tommy so you used your stand and hamon to cover and protect your body 24. Dio can stop time ! 25. You Died 26. Your grandson gave you Dio's blood and saved you , he also defeated dio (and you pranked him ) 27. Time to go back to your wife that you healthy continious relationship with her _______________________________ | To be Continued for 3 likes - > | ---------------------------------------------------
dude, speedwagon fondle pretty fast with jonathan, it's so weird how on one episode he get's his ass beated without getting huge damage, and the next episode he is crying for jojo xDDD
Dio Brando if killing your own father stabing your adoptive father stealing your adoptive brother body stealing your adoptive brother grandson blood getting his daughter and son sick beating up your adoptive brother great great grandson and leaving your son alone brain washing a priest into resetting the universe only for you to come back again then yes you definitely make a good brother
Baron SpeedWagon was essentially Joseph's father figure while growing up since he only had Erina to raise him, so that is probably why he uses trickery when he is fighting. Also SpeedWagon never pursued any romantic relations with Erina out of respect for Johnathan, which is why I love SpeedWagon so much!
>Be me >Finish watching Battle Tendency >Feel sad because of everyone's deaths so far >Sad cuz Speedwagon died without having descendants >Watch this video >Start crying when he says his first victory phrase about trying to help just a little
As much as I love his interactions with Jonathan I think his interactions with Joseph are the best. It really shows the connection and influence that Joseph takes from his Uncle Speedwagon.
We dont need medic dont need mercy or lucio, dont need anna no Brigitte, we have no use for zenyatta, we dont need Baptist or whatever his name is either
Anasui: Where is Jolyne right now? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA
“I know I’m not the right man for the job, but I want to help you out somehow, just a little...” No.. no.. your not just the right man, your the perfect man Mr Speedwagon.
Just realized that pretty much every match up with part 1 and 2 characters VS any part after that is unfair as hell, since the earlier characters can't see Stands.
Speedwagon: "I'm no old man! Didn't your mother teach you any manners?!" Joseph: "No. But she did force me to climb an oily pillar that could've possibly killed me!"
Meanwhile, Kira calmly stands at the sidelines, not wanting to get involved with this crazy noisy bizarre interaction between Joseph and Speedwagon. Those eyes are the eyes of someone who is wondering what the hell they're doing there.
His Captain Obvious abilities are unmatched ! His Commentator skills are unsurpassed ! While I imagine he would not be able to see stands, I'd love to see him comments on their effects (since those can be perceived or felt...) !
Robert E. O. Speedwagon : "Oh? You didn't kicked my face as hard as you should've had. Okay then, guess I'll be loyal and provide you and your descendants an insanely amount of money and needs and build this company to aid them on their bizarre adventures and continue to do so even when I am 6 feet underground." Jonathan : *what.*
Speedwagon's hat is actually the first stand ever created.
Jake Branthe holy fuck
Stand Name: [HAPPY UNBIRTHDAY]
Stand User: Robert E. O. Speedwagon
@@francescomena8181 perfect
I’ll call that hat and wager George Joestar’s mustche.
But is only used once in the entirety of part one
*becomes loyal to Jonathan and the rest of his descendant because he held back his kick to Speedwagon's face.
That's how honorable he is
@@generalevery9153 who is
@@Frog101_Real Speedwagon
He acknowledged Jonathan as “the gentleman of all gentlemen”
GeneralEvery Gaming Jonathan and speedwagon
"Didn't your mother teach you any manners?"
And like that, it got awkward...
also don't peek when your mother is taking a bath
@@name-di5gs niceeee
@@name-di5gs Joseph Joestar: *internally screaming*
How to be a Joseph Joestar:
1. Get hamon so good with less training even tought ur father didnt have any idea about hamon and more than your mother probably had at that time
2.Be a really prank and jokey character
3. Not good at shapeshifting
4.Have luck (hell a lot) and realise it quickly (also guess next lines)
5.Get trained by a woman who made u had hard time for reason
6.Train ...but only 1 month
7.Defeat one of the pillar men and dont even realise his f*ucking brain is on your back
8.Peep on your teacher and find her body "NICE"
9.Get ur bro killed and shout "SHIIIIIIZAAA"
10.Challange other pillar mens
11.Realise that the body u called nice is 50 YEARS OLD
12.Defeat other pillar man with strategy....also luck
13.See ur teacher fight the last pillar man and lose because of cheating (also see her legs used as a guitar ?)
14. NINGERUNDAYOOO
15.Defeat the lost pillar man who was literlly invincible by luck (a luck that would be seen as over 9000 if it was read by a scouter)
16.Learn that your teacher was acctually your mother also realise u peeped on ur mother at bath and tought that her body was nice (and you will not forget it for your whole life)
________________________________
|Next part.unlocked for 2 likes ->|
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Edit: Ow boi we reached 2 likes guess its time for old joseph
How to be Old Joseph Joestar:
1.Cheat on your wife at your birthday at japan
2. Be racist only to japanese people because your little daughter married one
3.Get "Hermit Purple"
4. Realise that ur grandfather's body was stolen by a man called Dio
5. Find a new freind called "Mohammed Avdol"
6. Go to japan to see your daughter and your grandson
7. Realise that your grandson's stand is f*cking busted (also he is in prison)
8. See your daughter in a immense pain because of Dio's curse
9. Learn that Dio is in Egypt
10. Travel to Egypt by plane eventually it is under attack by a stand user , your teamm8 killed the stand user altough the pilot is dead and you need to fly it , and u screwed it
11. Travel town by town , while ur teammate and your grandson defeating the other stand users
12. THERE IS A F*CKING STAND GROWING ON YOUR ARM
13. You used your stand and killed the stand by CUTTING IT TO PIECES AND THEN DESTROY IT WITH HAMON !
14. Back to sit back on your chair and watch your grandson demolish others
15. OH NO
16. A stand user used their stand on you if you even punch him u will get damaged more
17. Use your stand and others help to defeat the stand !
18. WE ARE FINALLY ON EGYPT !
19. 9 Egyptian gods are attacking
20. One of them used their stand on you which caused you to ehm ehm .... with your friend
21. Altough u managed to defeat the user
22. Time to defeat Dio
23. Dio is so strong and punches everyone on their tommy so you used your stand and hamon to cover and protect your body
24. Dio can stop time !
25. You Died
26. Your grandson gave you Dio's blood and saved you , he also defeated dio (and you pranked him )
27. Time to go back to your wife that you healthy continious relationship with her
_______________________________
| To be Continued for 3 likes - > |
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The lack of good interactions with Old Joseph hurts me.
FreetStighter Young Speedwagon had future memories of a Young Joseph when Speedwagon saw Elder Joseph.
Think of old joseph and old speedwagon
A
Robert E. O. Speedwagon is the best husbando of the series. Hands down all the way
pteraptosaurus no, he's the best Waifu in anime history
pteraptosaurus ikr thats why he died single
4:16 what the SUCC!!?
Mr Meme too loyal to his one love Jonathan
Nah Danny the dog is the best husbando. Mostly because he has a stand that can surpass "The World Over Heaven" and is the most powerful hamon user
“I’m no thug! I’m Speedwagon!!”
-The Perfect Lifeform
Cell have nothing on the Great Speedwagon-sama😂😂😂
@@exequielbreton4393 Cell? What are you talking about?
Kars can't hold a candle to speedwagon
*Cell and Kars crying in the corner*
@@dogmanthethird3
*Shadow de Hedgehog*
Fuck him up in an alley with style : become the best of all the best friends
dude, speedwagon fondle pretty fast with jonathan, it's so weird how on one episode he get's his ass beated without getting huge damage, and the next episode he is crying for jojo xDDD
Okayasu's heel turn is very bizarre too.
trust no one
except speedwagon you can always trust speedwagon
And koichi
He's a truly reliable guy
Speedwagon is the true brother everyone could wish for.
Everyone should have a Speedwagon in their life.
AnOrdinaryIdiot Trust no one...
Except Speedwagon. You can always trust Speedwagon.
AnOrdinaryIdiot My best friend is like Speedwagon. lol
AnOrdinaryIdiot How about me? I can be a great brother.
Dio Brando if killing your own father stabing your adoptive father stealing your adoptive brother body stealing your adoptive brother grandson blood getting his daughter and son sick beating up your adoptive brother great great grandson and leaving your son alone brain washing a priest into resetting the universe only for you to come back again then yes you definitely make a good brother
Kinky cereal killer ......
2:12 Even Speedwagon is afraid of Tequila Joseph!
『Ignis Vis』 Tequila Joseph has no weaknesses!
Wait
Did you just-
Tequilla Joseph is the best Joseph
666 likes nice
Even speedwagon is scared!!!
Sometimes I wonder where Josuke 4 got his explosive personality from
Then I wonder where Joseph got his explosive personality from
Baron SpeedWagon was essentially Joseph's father figure while growing up since he only had Erina to raise him, so that is probably why he uses trickery when he is fighting. Also SpeedWagon never pursued any romantic relations with Erina out of respect for Johnathan, which is why I love SpeedWagon so much!
Baron
Lisa Lisa. He got his explosive personality from Lisa Lisa.
Baron "Explosive" personality...
He got it from the ship from part 1
From his mother tomoko because she stamped a guy in his own car xd
Héc Guerra are you McFucking kidding me.
Speedwagon calling Joseph "gramps"... I can't even
Old Joseph gone senile.
"Didn't your mother teach you any manners?"
Dude, you're basically Joseph's mother
i find it cute to see that sw is joseph ''grandpa''
The irony of Joseph calling Speedwagon an old man and then getting called an old man for the entirity of part 3 and 4
Narc: Where is Jolyene
Star Platinum: ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA
>Be me
>Finish watching Battle Tendency
>Feel sad because of everyone's deaths so far
>Sad cuz Speedwagon died without having descendants
>Watch this video
>Start crying when he says his first victory phrase about trying to help just a little
2:34
You can hear the happiness in his voice :,)
Timmys Games I mean people generally display emotions like that
As much as I love his interactions with Jonathan I think his interactions with Joseph are the best. It really shows the connection and influence that Joseph takes from his Uncle Speedwagon.
That Anasui clip at the start xD
Jotaro and Star Platinum both don't want Anasui's crap...
He sounded so happy and eager lmao only to get his face caved in.
@@jonathanjoestar7640 hi jonathan
Lol
Gets ora'd to death.
Interesting
Hey handsome
You not half bad yourself you charming man.
well then
justjoyas well look at that another handsome man has join us
here we see the wild speedwagons in their natural habitat
lol joseph is forever the funniest jojo ever.
asd asdas ew no
Also the best
_best_
Josuke also has Joseph's funny bone, kinda
Do Zeppeli, Lisa Lisa, Dio, and DIO too. Everyone loves Speedwagon
I'll bet Erina can't wait for you to come home!
( Insert Lenny Face Here )
And that’s how the Joestar bloodline survived for 6 more generations
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
jonathan being shirtless makes that even better
Oldseph & Speedwagon is the best team-up interaction.
iggy gets the S U C C
That little Gintama reference Speedwagon did there.
Chosen Bearer of The Ashen Curse Timestamp please.
1:49 I'm no thug! I'm speedwagon! (Zura ja nai, Katsura da)
Considering young Joseph and Gintoki have the same voice actor, it's almost perfect.
Gintama did JoJo references, Speedwagon did gintama references. This means the two series are besties.
old Iggy design creeps me out
The weird human face Iggy design isn't much better.
@@TheAngelOfBalls It's still better.
Peak Iggy is halfway through the last half of Stardust crusaders. Looks weird, but still looks like a dog.
speedy is so adorable
Aside from the main characters, the side characters were always my favorite: Zeppeli, Caesar, Kakyoin, and Avodol were the best
Star Whale Advol: YES! I AM!
Koichi ;(
What would have happened If Speedwagon actually killed Jonathan from the beginning?
What a mindfuck
dio wouldn't become stand ma-holy shit speedwagon could have stopped Pucci
Everyone would possibly die to the pillar men if they were awakened.
@@Squishito holy moly they could crush Dio
Jotaro... Where is Jolyne?
*ORA!*
the length of the video is 4:20
How he talks about how Erina must be waiting for Jonathan just makes me like him even more.
"As long as you're with me I have nothing to fear" oof ouch
Haven't played this game (which I need to do) but Speedwagon better be top tier. He is the single man whos saved anime!
Sadly, speedwagon cant see stands, so you need audio ques
Speedwagon is to Jonathan what Koichi is to Jotaro: A reliable guy
SpeedWagon is the ultimate support character.
We dont need medic dont need mercy or lucio, dont need anna no Brigitte, we have no use for zenyatta, we dont need Baptist or whatever his name is either
“That’s my mr. Joestar” I feel my heart crack...
SHEER HEARTO ATTACKU
1:50 Speadwagon Da!!
rebirth2526 Zura janai,Katsura da.
KONO SPEEDWAGON DA!
2:00 the two God tier waifus have met
Just wait till they throw strohiem into the mix
Anasui: Where is Jolyne right now?
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4:20 EVEN SPEEDWEED IS HIGH
1:36 "Didn't your mother teach you any manners?!"
Well, that's quite dark for Young Joseph
Speedwagon was a true bro, helping out the family even when he died.
“I know I’m not the right man for the job, but I want to help you out somehow, just a little...”
No.. no.. your not just the right man, your the perfect man Mr Speedwagon.
Does somebody want to explain to me that somehow we have an iggy figure but no speedwagon? The world is a fucked up place
0:59 oh, speedwagon. Im glad i didnt kill you.
Young Speedwagon and Old Joseph, talk about a switcheroo.
did speedwagon just pull a " zura ja nai katsura da" at 1:50 no wonder he is number 1 waifu material
Just realized that pretty much every match up with part 1 and 2 characters VS any part after that is unfair as hell, since the earlier characters can't see Stands.
4:16 not, it doesn't look like it, it IS
.. Did Speedwagon just refer to Jonathan as **My mr Joestar**
Yes,yes he did
@@menacetosociety471 No you didn't.
1:07 Speedwagon X Jonathan.
Speedwagon: "I'm no old man! Didn't your mother teach you any manners?!"
Joseph: "No. But she did force me to climb an oily pillar that could've possibly killed me!"
I've gotten Jotaro and the others to talk with Speed wagon before.
Pucci: I WILL RESET THIS UNIVERSE
Speedwagon: Nop
Pucci: Nani?
Speedwagon: Korega.... Requiem... Da...
1:51 Shimpia ja nai. Katsura da
Meanwhile, Kira calmly stands at the sidelines, not wanting to get involved with this crazy noisy bizarre interaction between Joseph and Speedwagon. Those eyes are the eyes of someone who is wondering what the hell they're doing there.
I like to think of Speedwagon as an honorary Joestar so I wonder what it’d b like if he met the Joestars that came after Joseph
I wished that they had interactions with all the Jojos
"i know that scar and those handsome eyes"
Maji Grati Joseph lowkey crushing on Speedwagon
speeeeeeeedwaGOOOONNNNNN
"Mr. Jotaro, Where's Jolyne?"
*Gets beaten up*
He's so beautiful.
I know
Joseph:
Speedwagon: DON'T BE FUCKIN RUDE
"let's go, mr joestar! ill take you as many times as you want!" pretty enthusiastic there robert
xD I love the interactions between Speedwagon and Joseph
1:36
Speedwagon: Didn't your mother teach you any manners?
Joseph: ...
Speedwagon: *Calls old Joseph gramps*
Me: *Dies from wholesomeness*
Using the Ugly Iggy costume. I see you’re a man of culture as well.
"Didn't your mother ever teach you manners?"
Shots fired shots fired
4:20 minutes long. I didn't think this could become even more perfect.
1:46 Gintoki and Zura(Sorry,Katsura)
WHY YES I SPEEDOWAGON LIVE ON
the roundabout "do i know you"s and "i feel like i've met you before"s hurt me
Speedwagon is going to be the reason why I buy eyes of heaven
Divalo wear hat and become annasui
Anasui: jotaro where is jolyne?
Jotaro: *starts doing 3 page ora*
Stand - Speedwagon Corp
Stand Master - Literally every joestar after Jonathan
His Captain Obvious abilities are unmatched ! His Commentator skills are unsurpassed ! While I imagine he would not be able to see stands, I'd love to see him comments on their effects (since those can be perceived or felt...) !
4:20
I can approve that.
When I saw the thumbnail I realized Joseph was about to lose his hands.
2:12 tequila joseph, even speedwagon is afraid
1:00 speedwagon being a tsundere
1:50 Man speaks the truth.
“Didn’t your mother teach you any manners?!”
Well, the thing is...
Robert E. O. Speedwagon : "Oh? You didn't kicked my face as hard as you should've had. Okay then, guess I'll be loyal and provide you and your descendants an insanely amount of money and needs and build this company to aid them on their bizarre adventures and continue to do so even when I am 6 feet underground."
Jonathan : *what.*
“Didn’t your mother teach you any manners”
...
*about that*
*Speedwaifu*
legend has it that Jonathan's stand name is Speedwagon
I thought the thumbnail meant Joseph was saying Kira looked like young Speedwagon and that he couldn't fool him.
1:36 said that to a man who hasnt seen his mother for 18 years
Best ending to any video yet
the last joestar is so emotional raphraphraph :(
Iggy went stupid went crazy at the end
Speedwagon' Stand = his match
He dosent have to kick a match but he does anyways
Just to show off
Beautiful
Are we gonna talk about how Jonathan went Kenshiro mode to talk to speedwagon
Jotaro, where is Jolyne right now?
*instantly cuts to him being fucking beaten by Star Platinum*
Even miss Joseph said speedwagon is handsome
Robert E. O. Speedwagon? more like Robert W. D. Dankwagon.